Runs - Sydney Hash House Harriers – SH3

The Sydney Hash House
Harriers
Smiley’s Posh Chronicle
Run Date: September 7th
Run No. 2514
Run No 2514: Grape & Colonel Sanders
Spud had put the hard word on these 2 master hares to set a run at short
notice so Grape and Colonel Sanders j umped at the honour of serving the
Posh – once again
Not content with that, Grape was keen to demonstrate his culninary skills
and show the hash how to prepare a high quality dinner at an economic price.
Combing Sydney for the most tender meat, Grape & Colonel Sanders had put
together a menu of Hungarian Goulash (Grape style) and strawberries a la
Grande Marnier.
As the pack was arriving it was noticed that the car pack was nearly full –
had the hares fucked up or were we are the wrong location- fortunately the car
park cleared as the yummy mothers picked up their 14 year olds and the car
park opened like the proverbial red sea!
Darwin arrived with his personal assistant, Captain
Knockers who was now in the rarified air of the posh.
Wan ker was back after some weeks away and Major
Disaster had just returned from the Cayman Islands
after making sure the tax haven was still being an
effective place to register his numerous companies.
Grape addressed the attentive pack from his pulpit
promising a superb run and great tucker- also a bonus
was a few bottles of Grape’s best red wine.
Go forth my ch il dren
& enj oy!
The pack was off up the stairs and behind the playing field which were once the
domain of the old bowls members of past years. The leader of Benny, Plunger
Scotsman and Your Choice were down the back stairs and into the park proper
where Life Line books had their centre and
Changi, a late starter, had decided to put
caution to the wind and descended a steep
embankment, like a gazelle, to catch up with
the pack.
The walkers comprising of 4X, Just Nigel and
Ayatollah split as they j oined the runners
again on Polding and Bent Street to enter the
Paddy Pallin bushland reserve on Highfield
Road which after some steps down led up to
Provincial Road .{ T he reserve was name d after the famous Australi an who emi grated to
Aust ral ia in 1 926 & who started making his li ght-wei ght campin g gear on his h ouse ho ld sewin g
machine in his ne arby Lin dfie ld h ome }
Maximu s Minimus had brought his
mate from the Gold Coast Hash, Pile
Driver, who had not seen this many hills
since Adam as the trail went up Cook
Road then with a falsey on right into
Redbank Street. Meanwhile White Shit
had arrived about 10 min after the pack
had left and was making steady progress to catch up with the pack passing
Hanoi Bill with his walking stick in tow.
S Bends and Pee Dub were both looking for the trail along Redbank as it
disappeared for a fleeting moment only to emerge after a hole in the fence
following Box Kite’s superior capitalist socialist reconnaissance skills.
The new territory was none other than the prestigious Killara Golf Course where
The Arbitrator was once a low handicapper in his heyday. Cinders thought he
had a break on the pack having found he trail well before the however the
unsuspecting Cinders was actually following golf divots ,not arrows, and nearly
ran into one of the fairway bunkers until he realized the difference!
After a meandering route through KGC, the trail was
heading towards Glen Eagles Avenue as Saltpetre and
Scotsman led the trial across Lady Game Drive to
Charles Street with a check at Fiddens Wharf Road.
Your Choice, Kitty Litter with torches in had were
dumbfounded until a secret Tony Abbott supporter,
Goonshow ( also an admirer of the literary
masterpiece, “Battle Lines”) found the home trail as it
headed back up Highfield Road then through Princes Park oval and back to the
bucket at the West Lindfield Sport & Recreation Club . Meanwhile Grape and
Colonel Sanders had taken over the kitchen and were looking like chefs
personified as the Goulash odours were wafting into the bar area.
Spud thought he had done a fantastic j ob keeping his flock of hashmen
together; however Hanoi Bill was missing! Nautilus like a flash was off into the
darkness retracing his steps not aware that Hanoi Bill had thought he was at
his normal golfing haunt at Royal Turramurra and was checking out the
magnificent fairways and bunkers of KGC. Finally he snapped out of his trance
and finally found trial getting back to the bucket some 30 minutes later much to
the relief of Spud whose proud record was still intact.
With the hares red wine on the tables, the
pack were treated to several servings of
“Grape Hungarian Goulash” and delicious icing
coated strawberries soaked in Grand Marnier –
great tucker boys with President Pee Dub
leading from the front by helping the hares at
the coal face
Han oi sh ow in g Co lo nel Sa nders h is 1
Wo od sty le
Meanwhile Darwin’s personal assistant Captain Knockers had taken some
liberties on the unsuspecting Darwin with an amorous peck
Pi le driver, Brock & Ch oic e – bos om
bu ddies
The Downs Downs were given to the hares, The Grape Ape and Colonel
Sanders for an excellent winter run and nosh ( thanks boys!) , to Just Nigel
for yet another new hash handle and to Captain Knockers for her chauffeur
duties with Darwin Don.
Good night from S Bends!!
Your Hash Journey – brought to you by Your Choice & Flying Scotsman
Distance
7.54km
Elevation gain
132m
Calories burnt
376C
Temp
17.2C
Runs:
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Next Week’s Run No 2515 Hares: Goonshow & Benny the Swede
Date: September 14th Where: Reservoir Park on Brady Street. Park below Bridgepoint Shopping
Centre On On: Mosman Hotel
Time:6.30 pm
BRING YOUR TORCHES
– they help and increase your safety
If you don’t bring one you will have the wrath of Spud
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NOTE:
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Hash Safety- take your mobile phone with you on runs !!!!! and have the
committee’s mobile numbers in your directory- the defibrillator will be manned at
the bucket – being prepared can save a life!
It is nearly now truly winter runs so torches are standard issue for these runs
Events for 2015
• The SH3 AGM- Monday September 21st – Ararat
Cultural Centre, Grattan Crescent Frenchs
Forest – pay your subs + AGM now
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Monthly Walkers – September 20 Heathcote to Waterfall : see Wrappa
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Kayaking – Saturday September 12 :see Assistant Admiral Khyber
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Bali Interhash May 15-19 2016
Register now - go to http://www.interhash2016.com/
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Gold Coast H3 – Plan ahead !!: 2000th Run and Bike Ride – looks like
a full program: April 24th - May 1 2016: see http://2000th-run.goldcoasthash.org/
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Gold Rush Nash Hash: February 24th -26th 2017 in Ballarat – see
Eventshttp://goldrushnashhash.com.au/#event
• An organising committee with vast experience in Nash Hash, Interhash & Organising Hash
Eventshttp://goldrushnashhash.com.au/#event
Mother Hash’s 80th Anniversary – 14-16 September 2018, KL, Malaysia
Hashmen in the News
• Moishe is off on another solo adventure
walking the Camino in Spain as is E Shit and
Krud.
• Captain Bligh is in Chamonix,
France together with Lord Lexus and
Chasity Belt walking the French Alps
• SBends sailing off Vanuatu
giving the Onsec a break!
• Duckweave joins a long list of hashmen getting a new knee to
extend their hashing career – he is relaxing at the Mater with a bevy of
young nurses answering to his every whim.
• Wombat has sold his Benz and gone upmarket with his new
gogomobile.
• White Shit was looking for excuses to finish his committee
duties early- however going to the extent of fracturing a vertebrae in a
car accident was going beyond the pail! – however with the benefit of a
brace he will still be coming to Monday nights!!
• Changi had noted the media profiles of Ayatollah, Kitty
Litter, LCL and Goonshow and was observed by the Chronicle
reporter as hobnobbing in the last edition of Australian Story about
Wendy Whitely’s magic garden in Lavender Bay. Remember this
photo of his magic garden – maybe he has been providing
consulting advice already?
• Prince is still in Europe checking out some of the hashing
practices as brought to you by Scotsman from Krakow.
History Corner September 7th
• Sep 7 1533 Elizabeth I,
Queen of England, was born in
Greenwich. She led her country
during the exploration of the New
World and war with Spain which
destroyed the Spanish Armada.
Elizabeth
Tudor
(d.1603),
the
daughter of Henry VIII and Anne
Boleyn, reigned as Queen of
England from 1558 to 1603. She
went bald at age 29 due to smallpox
Elizabeth Tudor is considered by
many to be the greatest monarch in English history. When she became queen in
1558, she was twenty-five years old, a survivor of scandal and danger, and
considered illegitimate by most Europeans. She inherited a bankrupt nation, torn by
religious discord, a weakened pawn between the great powers of France and Spain.
She was only the third queen to rule England in her own right; the other two
examples, her cousin Lady Jane Grey and half-sister Mary I, were disastrous. Even
her supporters believed her position dangerous and uncertain. Her only hope, they
counseled, was to marry quickly and lean upon her husband for support. But
Elizabeth had other ideas
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Paris
1914 –
Taxi’s
help
save
Sep 7, In the Battle of Marne French Gen.
Gallieni commandeered some 600 hundred
Paris taxicabs to deliver overnight 6,000
men of the 3rd army to reinforce the 6th
Army at the Battle of the Marne, which
allowed the French army to hold.
1927
Pioneer in Television
Sep 7, American television pioneer Philo T. Farnsworth (21) succeeded in transmitting an
image through purely electronic means by using a device called
an image dissector. When Philo T. Farnsworth was 13, he
envisioned a contraption that would receive an image
transmitted from a remote location—the television. Farnsworth
submitted a patent in January 1927, when he was 19, and
began building and testing his invention that summer. He used
an "image dissector" (the first television camera tube) to
convert the image into a current, and an "image oscillite"
(picture tube) to receive it. On this day his tests bore fruit.
When the simple image of a straight line was placed between
the image dissector and a carbon arc lamp, it showed up
clearly on the receiver in another room. His first tele-electronic
image was transmitted on a glass slide in his SF lab at 202 Green St. The New York World’s
Fair showcased the television in April 1939, and soon afterward, the first televisions went on
sale to the public
Cartoon Corner
Joke Corner
Special Travel Package for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket get your wife's ticket free!
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives
asking how the trip was.
72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
New SIM to Surprise Her Husband
Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides
to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living
room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen
The Perfect Answer!!
I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed my wife. "I'm really
disappointed."
"You can hardly blame me," I answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you.”
"Well that's your fault," she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it”
*My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I
booked a table for the
two of us on Valentine's Night.
Problem was she isn't interested in Snooker & Darts.
Xxx
Nichon & Derriere Corner
“Why Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy selfie would turn Titian on” quote by Goonshow
Even these should get Druid going!
On On
Smiley