The Super Hero Hangover Run

Hash Hotline: 888-­‐oLBH (0524) Mar 06 2016 The Super Hero Hangover Run The pack met in the Hollywood Hills, near Griffith Park with great anticipation for the adventure which lay ahead. The hares Koo Koo 4 Cock, Victoria’s Secretion, Tough Titties and The Dork Knight flitted about nervously. The long lost and lovely, Fuck You I’m Leaving surprised us with her long overdue presence. Harry Twatter was overheard telling Passing Wind that now since he will be getting married he will need crash space on his boat. The hares departed at 10:00 a.m. into the Sun, with Koo Koo throwing flour and obscenities. Exactly 15 minutes later FRUIT blew his whistle, like a $5 hooker with a $10 tip, and the majority of the pack took off after the hares. Always Juicy and Pin Hole Artist shortcut as usual. Your faithful scribe never sobered enough to write. The following information about the trail was made-­‐up. Overall the trail was a spectacular hilly shiggalicious death march with great views and rattlesnakes. There were 3 beer checks. Additional features were lots of shaggy and hills with scenic views and a tour of the Bat Cave below Stately Wayne Manor. The On In was held in a clearing near an old native burial ground. Shortly after everyone was in, in the usual fashion with much drink and good cheer for the survivors.
While we were waiting for down-­‐
downs, sexual hijinks were seen which included livestock and leather behind the trees. The down-­‐downs began and proceeded in an orderly fashion. www.lbh3.org There were visitors, the always sexy 96 Superhole and Vigina Day, No Way came down from Fresno. There were new boots Just Anna-­‐Louise and Just Lawrence. Returners that graced us with their presence were Rape Sil Vous Plait, the stunning Fuck You I’m Leaving, ECT, Dr. Zaius, the lovely Tough Titties and The Dork Knight (your scribe of record). Finally after a hilarious string of hashit nominations, The Dork Knight won the coveted hashit for being late to hare his own trail. Late seems to be a pattern here, ahem. The pack adjourned to great fanfare at 1:00 p.m. for the On On at Spitz – Los Feliz. The food was ptomaine-­‐laden, but the atmosphere was serviceable. All in all, another shitty hash. –Mystery Scribe Hash Hotline: 888-­‐oLBH (0524) Mar 06 2016 www.lbh3.org WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run # 1738 Date: February 28, 2016 Hares: Koo Koo 4 Cock, Victoria Secretion, Tough Titties & The Dork Knight Scribe: The Dork Knight Place: The Hollywood Hills near Griffith Park Miles: 5, Attendance: 57 New Boots: Anna-­‐Louise Gabbedy & Lawrence Blaylock Returners: Rape Sil Vous Plait, Fuck You I’m Leaving, ECT, Dr. Zaius, Tough Titties, The Dork Knight & Just Robbed Visitors: Vigina Day No Way & 96 Superhole -­‐Fresno Patches: Pinhole Artist = 169 Bi-­‐Cunnilingual = 25 Hare Patches: Victoria Secretion = 30 Hashit: The Dork Knight for Throwing off the LBH3 Universal Balance by showing up late to hare. On On: Spitz-­‐Los Feliz on Hillhurst & Kingswell Run Notes: A2A, Oscar Day Super Hero Hangover Run, 3 beer checks, Hollywood Hills, lots of shiggy Hash Hotline: 888-­‐oLBH (0524) Date
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Mar 06 2016 RECEDING HARELINE
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3-­‐13 10:00 Passing Wind The Pat Nixon Hash Signal Hill, CA _3-­‐20 10:00 I Don’t Swallow, Bleeding HH, Lick Me Bleeding HH Revenge TBA 3-­‐24 6:30 I Don’t Swallow and Hokey Tokey First Thursday Run North LB
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Sun, February 13, 10am – 1pm
Where: 3299 E Hill St, Signal Hill, Ca 90755
Hares: Passing Wind
Cost: 5 dollars
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REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 328 Date: 3/3/1991 (25 years ago) Place: Los Angeles Hares: REPETER and DR DETROIT Miles: 4.5 Attendance: 93 Hashers gathered at 9AM at the corner of 12th and Victoria in Los Angeles to accomplish three objectives. 1) Run a trail that we had been warned would be an LAH3 style dead hare trail. 2) Drink beer. 3) Pass out beer and cheer on the 25+ hashers that would be running the LA Marathon. Scribe NURSE ME reported that when hares REPETER and DR DETROIT gave their hare lies, they handed out clothespins to each member of the pack. Then those dead hares pointed west and we were off. We crossed Crenshaw and soon found trail leading into a tunnel under Venice Blvd. Most chose not to enter, but those that did found litter and the smell of recycled beer. (That’s what the clothespins were for.) Phewwwww. SOSUMI caught one local in the act of recycling. Trail then headed back to Crenshaw where spectators cheered us on thinking we were marathoners and that we had run 21 miles in 30 minutes. Our next steps led us into a tree-­‐lined area that was filled with mansions, and a clever check left us exploring this neighborhood for a while. We exited onto Washington and back to the run-­‐down, graffiti marked streets. As we zigzagged some more, we came to a steep hill. Most walked up, including SHERRY TRIFLE pushing her baby jogger. No gentlemen offered to help. We found a chalked message “DR DETROIT Hare Snare by WORTHLESS.” It must have been the first dead hare snare in history. Then we were on-­‐in to the 21-­‐mile mark beer check. Beer was handed out, munchies were consumed, and ON CALL attempted to lead down-­‐downs with marathon noise in the background. We had 8 new boots, 11 visitors (no names provided) and one returner – DR. JEKYLL. DR DETROIT had to leave early so REPETER chose another old Jewish guy, PILL PUSHER to be the stand-­‐in hare for their down-­‐
down. WORTHLESS got the hashit for his dead hare snare, and then we continued to hand out beer until it – or the stragglers – were gone. ALSO IN MARCH 1991 – Run # 332 on 3/31 – Just Ruth (now GANGBANGER) does her first run with LBH3.