the bruno paillard champagne rosé brut première cuvée
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the bruno paillard champagne rosé brut première cuvée
ONE BOTTLE ONE BOTTLE: T HE B RUNO P AILLARD C HAMPAGNE R OSÉ B RUT P REMIÈRE C UVÉE BY JOSHUA BAER “Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, ambitions. For the last twenty years, artisanal Champagne has been touted suicidal thoughts or actions while using Chantix. If you have side effects that as everything from the wave of the future to a cure for Gallic boredom. bother you or don’t go away, tell your doctor. You may have trouble sleeping, The difference between Bruno Paillard and most of his peers is that Paillard vivid, unusual, or strange dreams while taking Chantix.” (From chantix.com.) exceeded his own expectations. Somehow, with nearly flawless style, he “Do not take Cialis if you use recreational drugs called ‘poppers’ like amyl nitrite and butyl nitrite. The most common side effects with Cialis are: produced a Rosé Champagne that asks as many questions as it answers. One of the best places to buy the Bruno Paillard Champagne Rosé Brut headache, indigestion, back pain, muscle aches, flushing, and stuffy or runny Première Cuvée is J. J. Buckley Fine Wines, in Oakland, California (jjbuckley. nose. Call your healthcare provider if you get any side effect that bothers you com). Roland Hankerson, J. J. Buckley’s fine-wine specialist, appreciates the or one that does not go away. Uncommon but serious side effects include an difference between selling wine and selling Champagne. In the same way that erection that won’t go away. If you get an erection lasting more than four hours, you and I put bottles in our cellars to protect them from harm, Hankerson puts seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury. Stop sexual activity and his Champagne clients in a special category to protect us from thirst. Bottles are get medical help right away if you get symptoms such as chest pain, dizziness, $75. Magnums are $150, though Hankerson has the occasional flash sale when or nausea during sex.” (From cialis.com.) you can buy magnums at a discount. “A variety of abnormal thinking and behavior changes have been reported Rosé Champagne has been known to create euphoric moments, both to occur in association with the use of sedative/hypnotics. Some of these among Rosé Champagne-naïve and Rosé Champagne-experienced persons. changes may be characterized by decreased inhibition (e.g. aggressiveness These moments can extend into memories. Do not drink Rosé Champagne and extroversion that seemed out of character). Visual and auditory if you think that Mitch McConnell is “just doing his job.” If you experience hallucinations have been reported as well as behavioral changes such as weightlessness, the sensation of time stopping in its tracks, or the bizarre behavior, agitation, and depersonalization. Complex behaviors compulsion to prepare and eat foods, make phone calls, and have sex, such as ‘sleep-driving’ (i.e., driving while not fully awake after ingestion contact your healthcare provider but do not be surprised if he or she of a sedative-hypnotic, with amnesia for the event) have been reported with sedative-hypnotics, including Ambien CR. These events can occur in sedative-hypnotic-naïve as well as in sedative-hypnoticexperienced persons. Due to the risk to the patient and the community, discontinuation of Ambien CR should be strongly considered for patients who report a ‘sleep-driving’ episode. Other complex behaviors (e.g., preparing and eating food, making phone calls, or having sex) have been reported in asks for an invitation to dinner. Rosé Champagne should not be used as a panacea, as a substitute for bath gel, or as an answer to trick questions. Among women, a reported side effect is the desire to spend the night in an orchard, with glimpses of constellations through the branches and leaves. Among men, there are no lasting side effects, other than the urge to accompany the women who want to spend the night in an orchard. Rosé Champagne contains alcohol. While alcohol patients who are not fully awake after taking a sedative- can and will blur the line between loss of inhibition and hypnotic. As with ‘sleep-driving’, patients usually do not evaporation of personal space, this is not necessarily remember these events.” (From ambiencr.com.) Which brings us to the Bruno Paillard Champagne Rosé Brut Première Cuvée. a detriment, especially when the walls of self-absorption come tumbling down. Like other alcoholic beverages, including but not limited to the red Burgundies of In the glass, the Bruno Paillard Champagne Bonnes-Mares, the white Burgundies of Corton- Rosé Brut is a crystal-clear copper. The bouquet is Charlemagne and Puligny-Montrachet, the red elegant, immediate, and wild. On the palate, there are Bordeaux of Pomerol and St. Emilion, the red Rhones suggestions of animism, polytheism, and therapeutic of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, and the red Bandols commitments. The free-associative nature of the of Domaine Tempier and Domaine Gros ’Noré, attack suggests that Bruno Paillard, his wife, Marie, their ingestion of Rosé Champagne can induce pathos, vineyard manager, Jerome Courgey, and their architect, otherwise known as the deep-seated longing Jacques Blehaut, are in long-term therapy, possibly with for enchantment. You may experience dreams the same analyst. With each taste, you keep waiting for of another life, a life that may or may not belong a lapse in the charm. The lapse never comes. One of to a person who may or may not be you. Is that this Champagne’s attributes is its consistency. Another person alive, or a visitor from a future that does is its restraint. The finish manages to be generous not include your identity? If such questions persist, without becoming lavish, brilliant without becoming contact your soul right away. If your soul does not clever, honest without becoming blunt. respond, don’t give in to despair. These things take In 1981, at the age of twenty-seven, Bruno time. Your answer is on its way. Paillard sold his Jaguar to raise the money to buy a vineyard and re-invent Champagne. His belief in the art of Champagne fueled and tempered his ambitions. During the 1980s and 1990s, there were dozens of French men and women who shared Bruno Paillard’s FEBRUARY/MARCH 2013 One Bottle is dedicated to the appreciation of good wines and good times, one bottle at a time. The name “One Bottle” and the contents of this column are ©2013 by onebottle.com. For back issues, go to onebottle.com. Send comments or questions to [email protected]. THE magazine | 21