HOWTOONS The Turkey Baster Flute

HOWTOONS
presents
The Turkey Baster Flute
what
is that
noise?
swinging huh!
Huh!!
I'm thinking
of starting
a band!
POts,
pans,
and
Trash
cans!
sweEt
drums!!
it's coming
from the
kitchen.
Can I
join the
band!?!
...but you
LoOk sis I
think it's coOl gotTa bring
something
you wanNa be
to the
in the band.
Please!
table.
Later...
Please!
Please!
Please!
hmMph
celine searches
through the
archive of
invention until...
Bingo!
the turkey
baster flute!
you
dig!
Please!
Please!
filL turkey
baster with
water...
just
past the
bulb.
blow a smoOth jet
of air acrosS the top.
flautists calL this
embouchure.
tune your
flute by
placing
rubBer
bands at
whole
note
intervals.
wow sis!
great flute
it'lL be a
welcomed
adDition
to the
band!
thanks tuck! I
thought we neEded
a wind instrument.
other
than your
hot air!
squeEze the bulb
to change notes.
THE
!
END