Volume 1, Issue 1 - Lewis County Schools

Robert L. Bland
Middle School
Weston, WV 26452
Ap r i l 1 5 , 2 0 1 1
Volume 1, Issue 1
-The New Newspapernewspaper named “The Patriot”.
out weekly each Friday.
online or purchased in the library.
Personal.” He interviews students and faculty about
their favorite things.
in the box at the library’s circulation desk.
takes s
shares recipes.
editor, Ch
of checking the articles for spelling a
cartoon characters in short stories.
“Editorial”.
question, has multip
chosen most is the winner.
witty remarks to the readers.
sport events, and more.
questions. Now, every article tha
name in quotations from above is
Baugh and/or Bailey Laub.
--Story by Johnathan Baugh and Bailey Laub
Whitney
Barker, Janine Posey,
Johnathan Baugh,
Bailey Laub Second
Row: Cheyenne
Corathers, Erica
Sturm, Luke White,
Vannessa Crim
Third Row: Megan
Tenney
-The Patriot-
-Teacher of the WeekJ. Stalnaker: Magenta
VC: How many years have you worked at R.B.M.S?
JS: 9 years
VC: What do you think of the 8th grade class?
JS: These classes are challenging.
VC: What is your favorite book?
JS: My Edgar Allen Poe collection.
VC: What is your favorite movie?
JS: Monsters Inc.
Mrs. J Stalnaker
-By Vanessa Crim-
-Witty WhitneyThis Is Witty Whitney
With Your Witty Thoughts and Remarks of the
Week!
VC: What is your favorite lunch?
JS: Wendy’s Apple Pecan Salad.
VC: Is there anything else you would like to add?
JS: I am moving to the 5th grade next, and I am looking
forward to the new challenge.
-The Editorial-
Quote of the Week
“It doesn't matter if a student looks as sour as a lemon.
You get lemonade by squeezing them.”
-Antti
Allén
Riddle of the Week
The Ransom
booth in the middle o
prevent the diamond from leaving the pa
reaching the crafty villain.
get away with the valuable diamond?
-By Whitney Barker-
newspaper. In my opinion,
be vital, with
informed student. This paper will also con
content that is for y
the Witty Whitney, c
surveys and poll articles. –Cheyenne Corathers
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smooching on you in public, Phoebe will help
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insightful student at our school who won’t judge
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you for your problems. Questions will be taken
7) Bl ow by Ke$ha
out of a box at random. Don’t forget to submit
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Puddle
Duck Ice Cream
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The first question that was chosen was
Sel ena
Gomez
from a student in the 8th grade. They asked:
9)Silent Hill
10) Pr et t yPreparation
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what do I do if my friend likes me but I
15 minutes
Ker i Hi l son
10)Teen Moms
only like him as a friend and don’t want to hurt
T H E PA T RI O T
T H E PA T RI O
Freezing Time: About
an HourTo which my solution is tell him.
his
feelings?”
Rec i p e~
Ingredients:
The only thing worse than hurting him by talking
Puddle Duck Ice Cream
to himlemon,
is to pity-date
him and
tell him your
• Preparation Time: 15 minutes
2 quarts
banana,
or then
French
Freezing Time: About an Hour
true feelings. If you aren’t such an upfront
vanilla
ice cream (select a flavor with a yellow or golden color)
Ingredients:
person you could always just play it off as if you
2 quarts lemon,
• banana, or French vanilla ice cream (select
12 awhole
blanched
almonds,
are still
just friends.
Of course,lightly
don’t let this
flavor with a yellow or golden color)
advice send you astray. If you like him back, go
toasted
12 whole blanched
almonds, lightly toasted
for it!
2 dozen chocolate
• chips, currants, or raisins (for eyes) 2 dozen chocolate
or edition
I hope youchips,
enjoyedcurrants,
the very first
12 paper or foil cupcake liners
of “Ask Phoebe”. Be sure to read the Patriot
raisins
(for
eyes)
Make 12 large round scoops
of ice
cream
and place each in a slightly
every week.
flattened cupcake• liner. Place a small scoop of ice cream on1each
2
paper
or foil cupcake liners
large scoop, flattening slightly to form a neck. Place another small
scoop on top of necks for heads. Insert an almond for a bill and
chocolate chips, currants, or raisins (cut raisins in half) for eyes.
Make 12 large round scoops of
Freeze until ready to serve.
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ice cream and place each in a
slightly flattened cupcake liner. Place-Upcoming
a small scoop
of ice cream
Sporting
Eventson each large scoop, flattening slightly to form a neck. Place
another small scoop on top of necks for heads. Insert an almond
Saturday,
16 in
the results fromfor
these
upcoming
events.
a bill
and chocolate
chips, currants, or raisins
(cutApril
raisins
Away
at
Doddridge
half) for eyes. Freeze until ready to serve.
Sof t ball:
Wednesday, April 20
Away at Buckhannon
Game Starts at 5:30
Tuesday, April 26
Home against Elkins
Game starts at 4:30