The Corvette Club of Ontario
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The Corvette Club of Ontario
January/February • 2010 A MONTHLY NEWSLETTER FOR CORVETTE CLUB OF ONTARIO MEMBERS Corvette Club of Ontario • P.O. Box 53062, 10 Royal Orchard Blvd. • Thornhill, Ontario • L3T 7R9 Fun at the January Billiards Tournament... A good time was had by all! February Social: Bowling, Feb 13 See details on page 7 All photos courtesy of Dave Mason Corvette Club Of Ontario Canada’s Oldest and Largest Corvette Club Est. 1962 www.ontariovettes.com CCO 2010 Executive (reprinted from Corvette News, Vol 7, No. 6 Nov. 1964) CORVETTE NEWS Currently Canada’s only Corvette Club listed in CORVETTE NEWS, The Corvette Club of Ontario. Begun in March, 1962, currently has over 30 members. John A. Morrison, club’s Secretary, describes the club’s initial event, an outing. "Undaunted by afternoon’s nippy bite, the convertible owners bravely de-topped". And the club’s first rally, John recounts, "Luckily, the day dawned clear, for several of the participants in the club were in enough of a fog as it was. Bungles and boggles were common, but everyone involved had fun.” They joined NCCC early in 1964. Their emblem combines traditional corvette script, crossed flags (from the 327 engine emblem) and the uniquely Canadian Maple Leaf. Due to many complaints in the past and its p o t e n t i a l r e p e r c u s s i o n s, u n d e r n o circumstances should any C.C.O. Member or a member of ANY corvette club attending one of our events, be found to purposely race their engines, peel rubber, or make any other out-of the ordinary noises with their corvette. This sort of behavior can frighten children or adults and can lead to being a very dangerous stunt that could easily get out of control. If an accident should happen, our club could be sued along with the dealership or any sponsor(s) who may be supporting the event, let alone the fact that someone could be seriously injured! We expect all our membership to respect this ruling at all times! PA G E 2 BILL BOYD President [email protected] 905.276.6599 (H) DON FRAZER Vice-President [email protected] 905.584.1285 (H) 647.225.2137 (C) BOB HARDER Treasurer [email protected] [email protected] DAVE MASON Membership Director 905.877.9456 (H) 905.877.3474 (C) [email protected] BOB VATCHER Asst Membership Dir JOHN LAWRENCE Social Director [email protected] RICK THOMPSON Asst Social Director [email protected] [email protected] DON MICHAEL 416.809.1820 (C) MAX ROLPH Competition Director ED GUNDERT Cruise Director [email protected] JOHN LAWRENCE Newsletter Editor [email protected] DARYL SENICK Webmaster [email protected] 705.725.9088 Secretary, TBD [email protected] President’s Message PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE Hello folks, its that time of the year again - Resolution time. Instead of making all those resolutions that you will never keep, like losing weight or to quit smoking, just keep it simple like I do...plan to come out to more Club events this year and have fun. Keep it simple and you can't go wrong. From doing it year after year, I guarantee 2010 will be your best year ever... A full listing of all the great things we have lined up for 2010 may be found in the Club Calendar on page 9 of this newsletter. Have fun! Bill Boyd Submitted by Steve Read PA G E 3 Minutes of January Meeting MINUTES OF CCO JAN 2010 MEETING January General meeting The Venetian 6 January 2010 7:30pm Vice President: ? 2010 sponsors have been invoiced ? Looking for club members to provide occurrences of supporting our sponsors. Treasurer: ? Financial Update Provided Touch Of Thunder: Debbie Read agreed to assist John Lawrence in the layout of the Touch of Thunder. Motion 1: TOT Publication Frequency: Starting February 2010, the TOT will be published in a bi-monthly frequency according to the following schedule: ? Jan/Feb ? March/April ? May/June ? July/Aug ? Sept/Oct ? Nov/Dec Motion 2: TOT Distribution Format: Starting February 2010, the Touch Of Thunder will be available to members in a digital PDF format via email. By default, members will receive the digital PDF format via email. Members can still request a printed version of the TOT. Members have until the February 2010 to request a printed TOT by emailing the [email protected] and indicating that they would like to continue to receive the a printed TOT. Our sponsors will continue to be mailed a printed version of the TOT. PA G E 4 Minutes... continued Social: ? The February Bowling event has been moved to the Sunday. Membership: ? Membership renewals for 2010 are due. ? Member point awards: ? Johnny Diaz 250 pts. Daryl Senick Johnny Diaz Don Michael Mike Maguire ? Mike McGuire 250 pts. ? Daryl Senick 2000 pts. ? Don Michael 2500 pts. ? Bob Vatcher 4000 pts. Competition: ? The membership decided to participate in Performance World. ? Don and Max are looking for themes, participants and volunteers. ? To participate in Performance World, the following need to be provided to Don and Max: ? $30 per car entrance fee ? Each car needs a full 8 x 10 glossy photo to qualify Bob Vatcher PA G E 5 Overall Points Standings 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 NAME CHRIS HADFIELD JOHN LAIDLAW JOHN MARINO BRIAN MAGUIRE DICK TUCKER STEVE READ RICK THOMPSON LORNE GOBA MAX ROLPH DON LEACH RON MURDOCH ALEX TSOTSOS DAVE MASON WILLIAM BOYD ART FERRIS STUART CORK BRUCE LINN TOM TANNER ED BELCZOWSKI PAT COLLINS BOB HARDER AL BOUGHTON KIM EITHERINGTON PAUL SANDS JOHN LAWRENCE ROSS LINDSAY DON FRAZER TERRY WILLIS CARL KUHNE TOM ZIMMERMAN NORM WALSH BOB VATCHER JOE JORDAN DOUG LATIMER DON BARKER BILL FITZPATRIC ROGER VACHON DAVE AITKEN NORBY DIPPOLD BILL WARNER LIVIO DICENSO STEVE CHILDS JASON McLENNAN ANDREA HORN DON MICHAEL ROGER HAMBLEN DOUG VAREY RICK STARR MICHAEL NADAS BILL RANKIN HOWIE POULTER TOM DOERNER DON CAVALIERE GEORGE SHERING CLAUS DIENERS CHRIS LAMONT ALLAN LEAVER DARYL SENICK BRIAN WRIGHT DANIEL LORETI PA G E 6 MEMBER PTS TOTAL SINCE 2009 POINTS 155 18530 1979 180 18255 1977 380 12360 1983 160 11870 1986 0 11810 1968 215 10925 1989 635 10920 1989 150 10240 1989 210 9035 1993 35 8410 1977 70 8400 1978 45 8200 1977 905 7930 2000 670 7920 1991 295 7895 1985 375 7730 1994 45 7280 1979 195 6340 1981 335 6290 2001 100 6285 1995 610 5930 1997 65 5905 1992 105 5835 1994 315 5685 2002 385 5555 1995 10 5500 2003 390 5260 2000 565 4735 2001 400 4575 2004 415 4410 1998 410 4095 2001 460 4085 2002 215 3835 1998 120 3720 1991 70 3485 2002 160 3395 2002 225 3175 1998 115 3115 1998 660 3110 2005 295 2830 2005 370 2815 2005 315 2800 2001 230 2610 1998 335 2600 2005 525 2590 2005 135 2585 2005 200 2530 2002 640 2340 2006 75 2310 1999 40 2310 2001 235 2270 2002 200 2230 2002 135 2225 1999 190 2215 2000 225 2145 2005 155 2135 2005 230 2100 2002 585 2000 2007 190 1795 2003 75 1790 2001 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 NAME DAVID DEBONO RON CHEMIJ DEANE COLLINSON BILL McDOWELL DAVID McCAFFREY TOM POWELL ROSS COLQUHOUN JIM TRANOS ROCCO FALCONE JOE BULLAS TOM MACK SIMON D YATES GREG LUNDY DHONNIE PAPKE TONY SGAMBELLURI BOB BEDER PETER DHAMA GREG FISCHER JOSEPH TREMAIN BRUCE McDONALD JOHN GROGAN MICHAEL MELANSON FRANK HOOD DAVID FRY DOUG ELEN BINO DALLI JOHNNY DIAS BILL JORGENS MIKE MAGUIRE ED GUNDERT JERRY MARTIN FRED ZAZA MARIO CECCANESE MICHAEL BROWNE BERNIE LYONS BRIAN SELIG ANTHONY ZONNI ROBERT LIST JEANNY SO FRED MACNEIL ANDREW REES JIM DAVIS JOE MOTA SEBASTIAN CORBO GWEN YEREX STEVE STANTON STEVE SMEDLEY GARY JONKER FRANK SILVEIRA DAVID SIMPSON WAYNE SMART PATRIC BOOTH DANIEL BURNS JOSEPH COSTANZO MALCOLM CROSS BOB EMERSON SYD MARTINI DOMENIC PICCONE RYAN SCHWARTZ JOE SPOSATO MEMBER PTS TOTAL SINCE 2009 POINTS 185 1785 2004 165 1595 2002 110 1580 2004 125 1495 1998 155 1485 2002 170 1410 2003 220 1340 2006 110 1340 2004 90 1275 2003 190 1100 2003 30 1055 2002 145 1040 2007 190 975 2006 120 970 2006 185 970 2005 30 925 1963 45 910 2006 10 730 2003 135 715 2005 145 560 2005 0 460 2000 25 440 2003 140 380 2008 0 320 1999 155 300 2007 0 295 2002 290 290 2009 85 270 2008 260 260 2009 225 225 2009 195 195 2009 125 195 2008 185 185 2009 175 175 2009 80 160 2009 105 105 2009 105 105 2008 20 100 2005 30 90 2008 70 70 2009 60 60 2009 55 55 2009 0 55 2008 50 50 2009 30 40 2008 35 35 2009 25 25 2009 20 20 2009 10 10 2009 10 10 2009 10 10 2009 0 0 2009 0 0 2009 0 0 2008 0 0 2008 0 0 2009 0 0 2009 0 0 2009 0 0 2009 0 0 2008 CCO Socials HAPPY NEW YEAR...and welcome to the social side of CCO! It was a cold night in Toronto, but forty six hardy souls decided to brave the cold and join their buddies at Dooly's on Jane St. for our first social of the year. “Have Fun” was the theme as partners were selected by a sophisticated draw system, and table numbers elected, then we had to do it all over again due to electrical problems. But despite the various problems, the tournament finally started, and the click of cue against ball was soon, loud and clear. After a while the food arrived, and was dispatched in short order, the play continued, and then we were down to the final games. The results; The overall winners……….. Norm Walsh and partner Meiling, after a play off with Don Michael and partner Sandy Goba. Runners up: Lorne Goba and partner Mike Maguire, (Lorne lost his original partner, Kym Maguire, and Mike stepped up). Their playoff was with Al Boughton and his partner Dhonnie Papke. So congratulations and gifts were handed out to the victors. After that it was time to wrap it up and head for home. I hope that those who came out did have fun, and will attempt another social event. See you at the next event in February: Bowling @ Planet Bowl on Eglington Ave. Many thanks to my helpers…Dave (photographer ) Rick , Norm , Maureen , Gayle & Judy. Your Social Director. John Lawrence. CCO’s February Social...Can you SPARE the time for some fun? CCO BOWLING NIGHT Saturday, February 13th at 6:30 p.m. The theme is RED for Valentine’s! Where: Planet Bowl at Eglinton, east of Dixie Price: $20 per person (includes shoe rental) 427 Eglinton W. Renforth Dixie 401 PA G E 7 CCO Member Car Spotlight 1988 SPECIAL EVENTS CORVETTE PACE CAR Built as a Pace Car by owner Michael Maguire (CCO member) and D&R Electronics - custom installing 12 strobe lights for the P.A.C.E.R. Program - Police And Community Educating Racers a program to reduce street racing. This was the first domestic vehicle involved in the program, that was not a Police vehicle and after the graphics, it was now ready to go. The Pace Car was first introduced to the media at Canada’s Wonderland along with Police Forces from the OPP, Metro Toronto, York Region, Peel and Durham Regions. The Pace Car was placed on display with the Police vehicles at several track events at Mosport and Toronto Motor Speedway and in 2003 at the Colossus Theater for the premiere of the movie 2 Fast 2 Furious, again with the Police vehicles to help educate people about the dangers of street racing. In 2003 the Pace Car lead the NOPI Tour to Atlanta Motor Speedway for Performance Auto & Sound Magazine and was displayed on the track infield. at grand openings, in front of stages at concerts, the CNE Canadian National Exhibition, the Rogers Centre (SkyDome) for the Canadian International Autoshow in 2007 and 2008 also Performance World in 2009. It has appeared in 73 parades of which it has lead 62 of them with many VIPs as passengers in the Pace Car at events such as festivals, Veterans Parades, Canada Day and Santa Claus Parades, with many more to come in the future. In 2007 it lead the Northern Leg of the NOPI Tour again from Toronto to Atlanta Motor Speedway for Performance Auto & Sound Magazine and our sponsors BF Goodrich Tires and LUCAS Oil, leading over 70 vehicles from the Maritimes, Quebec, Ontario and the northern USA. On that tour we picked up several more sponsors SSBC Stainless Steel Brake Corporation, SPI Racing, Dynamat and OPTIMA Batteries to go along with our original sponsors D&R Electronics Highland Chevrolet Cadillac and Upper Canada Signs. Most recently it has been used to promote a Breast Cancer Fundraiser that Diane and I had done in 2008 and 2009 for the Cancer Program at Southlake Regional Health Centre in Newmarket raising $10,650.00. Many great photos can be seen on several other website links such as this one: Http://www.madwhips.com/1988-c4-corvettegreenwood-pace-car/ As of 2009 the Pace Car has been used at numerous charity events and has been on display PA G E 8 At the end of the 2009 season the Pace Car has over 231,000 kms on it. Submitted by Mike Maguire Club Calendar February 3rd 13th March 3rd 6th 12-14 April 7th General Meeting, 7pm Bowling social, 6:30 pm The Venetian Planet Bowl General Meeting, 7pm Social - Mini Golf Performance World The Venetian TBD Int’l Centre General Meeting, 7pm *201 Chreslea Rd. Woodbridge Tech session. sponsor event CCO Social - Horse Racing, 12pm Gateway Tech Session, 11 am Ron Senick Memorial Cruise & Poker run Garage Living* Wasaga Beach Spring Fling General Meeting, 7pm CCO Social - Games Night Test & Tune Drag Racing Trans-Am Series at Mosport CCO Presidents Drive cruise Collingwood The Venetian TBD TBD Mosport, ON General Meeting, 7pm Corvette Nationals Gateway to Corvettes, 9am CCO Family Picnic The Venetian July 7th 25th 11th General Meeting, 7pm CCO Overnight Wine Tour Wallace Show, Milton The Venetian Reif Winery, Niagara Wallace Chev/Corv August 4th 20-22 27-29 General Meeting, 7pm The Venetian Wasaga Beach Cruise Wasaga Beach American Lemans Series Mosport Mosport, ON 17th 18th 24th TBD May 2nd 5th 8th 15th 22-24 30th June 2nd 19th 13th TBD September 1st General Meeting, 7pm TBD CCO Social: Go Karts October 6th General Meeting November 3rd General Meeting December 1st General Meeting TBD Awards night Gateway Chevrolet Woodbine Gateway Chev/Corv Barrie, Wasaga Gateway Chev/Corv The Venetian The Venetian The Venetian The Venetian Current details also at www.ontariovettes.com PA G E 9 Support Our Sponsors PA G E 1 0 Book Review The Cobra in the Barn, Great Stories of Automotive Archaeology By Tom Cotter, Published by Motorbooks, 2005 So what's a gearhead to do all winter but dream about finding that elusive '67 Stingray tucked away forgotten in some musty old barn. Well, that's exactly what this book is all about. Road & Track contributor Tom Cotter has compiled a number of great stories about real documented rare “barn finds” in this book. There aren't many muscle cars in this book those are reserved for the sequel, “The Hemi in the Barn” but there are lots of hot rods, lost race cars and exotics. For reading entertainment on a cold night, I give this book 3½ stars out of 5! Submitted by Steve Read Of course, some of those forgotten cars are going to be rusted out '74 Pintos or some other kind of rubbish but there are still a whole lot of hidden jewels out there waiting to be discovered. How a one-of-a-kind 1929 Rolls Royce Springfield Phantom I built for the famous actress Marlene Dietrich which turned up in a garage on a Colorado ranch? Or the Zagato-bodied Maserati which disappeared from the San Fernando valley in California only to turn up behind a brick wall in a little town in Sicily where the Godfather was filmed? And then, of course, there are the Cobras. The 149th Cobra ever built was found in an Indiana barn and the ownership was traced back to a chemist who was one of the developers of Prozac. I guess he came up with the happy pill so everyone could feel like he did driving that beast! PA G E 1 1 CCO Birthdays Happy Birthday! Diane Maguire Jan 2 Sharron Beder Jan 31 T.M. CUSTOM AUTO TRIM AND GLASS LIMITED Al Boughton Jan 4 Dorothy Lyons Jan Chris Lamont Jan 4 Joseph Costanzo Feb 1 William Martin Jan 4 Bill Rankin Feb 3 Paulo Antunes Jan 8 Bill McDowell Feb5 Tel: (416) 249-7137 Fax: (416) 249-7130 Edward Belczowski Jan 10 Carol Dhama Feb 8 AlexTsotsos Jan 12 Hanna Godwod Feb 9 Doug Elen Jan 12 Jeanny So Feb 11 Steve Childs Jan 17 Judy Collinson Feb 16 Debbie Hood Jan 17 Greg Lundy Feb 16 Norm Walsh Jan 22 Norby Dippold Feb 18 Mike Maguire Jan 24 Deane Collinson Feb 21 Pieta VanArnhem Jan 26 Isabelle Powell Feb 22 Steve Read Jan 29 Joe Bullas Feb 27 Allan Leaver Jan 30 Bernie Lyons Feb 29 10 Wilby Crescent, Weston, ON M9N 1E5 (2nd light South of Lawrence, West off Weston Road) Auto Interior Specialists Manufacturers of leather interiors Custom work and alterations Convertible tops for antique & exotic cars Vinyl tops and seat cover repairs Moulded carpets and sun roofs Our Services Insurance approved shop Specialty and custom work Matching to OEM specs Power and manual sun roofs FREE ESTIMATES ESTABLISHED IN 1959 ALL WORKMANSHIP GUARANTEED LET THE SUN SHINE IN WITH ONE OF OUR CUSTOM SUN ROOFS PA G E 1 2 Sad News In Memoriam It is with great sadness we announce the passing of Donna Gateley, wife of late CCO member Stan Gateley. Donna passed away on January 25, 2010 from a heart attack at the age of 69. For those long time CCO members, we have fond memories of Stan and Donna hosting their summer poolside Molson Indy parties for the Club. Donna leaves behind her only son, Brandon. Our thoughts are with him in this tragic time. PA G E 1 3 Support Our Sponsors INSURANCE IN SURANCE Antique, Classic and Special Interest TM Automobile Insurance 1-800-461-4099 Trademarks owned by Investors Group Inc. and licensed to its affiliated corporations PA G E 1 4 Support Our Sponsors A. GUNDERT LANDSCAPING & GARDEN MAINTENANCE Design & Construction Interlocking & Retaining Walls Natural Stone Work Water Features Snowplowing Tel: (647) 865 2905 Website: www.gundert.ca MEMBER ED GUNDERT 38 Benville Crescent Aurora, ON L4G 7K3 PA G E 1 5 Scottsdale 2010 Report Scottsdale 2010...Turbulent Times ? I'm sure many of you were tuned into Speed commencing th th January 20 through 24 to catch the Auction Action and witness some unplanned antics by unusual severe weather that took a major toll on the Russo and Steele Auction and the Silver Auction. Barrett-Jackson was fortunate and had only minor issues with some vendor tents and the auction ran without any major delays. Russo and Steele however suffered major damages to both tents and a number of vehicles and remained out of business until Sunday morning. I have viewed some explicit photos of many damaged cars at Russo and Steele and some I'm certain will be a total loss. In addition Russo and Steele actually had one tent relocate itself onto Route 101 which is a major highway for the area and their main auction tent was severely damaged. Silver had tents blow down but was back in business late Friday afternoon. Like the weather, there was turbulence evident with a number of what may have been previously considered “safe investment benchmark cars” as Big Block Mid Year Vettes, Z28 Camaros, Hemi anythings and certain Hot Rods showed weakened prices from a year ago and struggled to bring strong dollars for their sellers. It was evident that anything without a strong pedigree and documentation would not support any serious sale money. A number of cars clearly feel into this scenario and couple of choice examples that are fresh in my mind were a 67 BB Vette Roadster which looked to be very nicely finished and had a non numbers matching 400 horse engine and no NCRS accreditation …. Car barely got to $ 68 k which a year ago this car still would have brought a $ 100 k. The seller probably had more than that invested in his restoration efforts. One Hot Rod that really stuck in my mind as severely under sold was a Red 33 Ford Three Window which was painted and interior fabricated by Ed “Big Daddy” Roth. This vehicle sold for less than $ 30k and is a true period rod that showed nicely. In my mind this car may have been the biggest bargain at Barrett-Jackson. Other cars that must have left disappointment with the sellers were the 57 Nomad that didn't make $ 60k and the 56 Chrysler full custom wagon from FJ Customs in BC which pulled only $ 175 k. This car has won virtually every award there is and noted collector Ron Pratt stole that car. I thought that car would have pulled nothing less than $ 250 k. The high tech “Resto Mod” trend continues to strengthen and just about anything that blends nostalgia with modern is hot and will probably continue to remain so for the foreseeable future. We aging boomers want comfort, power, reliability and looks, so take a Chevy Shoe Box or Chevelle, add some LS power, A/C, P/S and big Brakes , custom chassis and suspension and you have retro and modern technology blended into one. No wonder these cars are holding in the $ 100 k plus range. Regular Muscle Cars also showed stronger interest and some surprises with firmer numbers being generated were 442 Olds, Buick GS and Mustang Mach Ones with some examples fetching well north of $ 100 k. These cars have PA G E 1 6 Scottsdale 2010 Report stolen some of the thunder of the Z28's, Boss 302 Mustangs, Shelbys etc. and are allowing more of the mid stream hobbyist to participate and perhaps realize some investment staying power while still enjoying their rides. It was evident at BJ Scottsdale that if you wanted to get into the hobby you could find some decent entry level Musclecars and certain rods from the upper $ 20's and above. There was literally something for every taste and pocketbook. Top sale at the BJ auction wasn't even a car but a 1929 Hamilton Aircraft which sold for $671,000 (including bidders premium). This sale outdistanced the next closest car, a 64 Shelby Cobra, by over $ 200 k. Overall, I am of the opinion that our hobby is still in good shape however trends are definitely continuing to change and what may be hot today maybe not tomorrow. Anyone with what may be considered an investment grade car must make sure that they have “all the documentation” and be prepared to hold for some time as I believe the market will be unsettled until we have well cleared ourselves of the economic mayhem of the past eighteen months. Be prepared to drive your cars and enjoy them, and if you want to do some hot rod stuff, do it. I'm of the opinion that if you find a nice clone in your price range consider buying it, I refer to the stunning 67 GTX Convertible that was restored and transplanted with the Hemi, only a clone in the sense that the Hemi was added, as it was a real GTX. To me that is a very nice driver with lots of curb appeal ! It was well bought at just under $ 50 k. I think I may Resto Mod my 67 Coupe …. Not ! Submitted by Howie Poulter PA G E 1 7 Rules of the Road, circa 1912 Rules of the road recommended for Leamington Ontario in 1912 (Not everyone was happy with the new automobile) ELITE AUTO COLLISION LTD. 47 Ingram Drive Toronto, Ontario M6M 2L7 Tel. 416-243-2929 Fax 416-243-7504 CORVETTE SPECIALISTS 1. On discovering an approaching team (of horses), the automobilist must stop off-side and cover his machine with a tarpaulin painted to correspond with the scenery. 2. The speed limit on country roads this year is secret and the penalty for violation is $10 for every mile an offender is caught going in excess of it. 3. In case an automobile makes a team run away, the penalty will be $50 for the first mile, $100 for the second mile, $200 for the third mile, etc., that the team runs in addition to the usual damages. 4. On approaching a corner where he cannot command a view of the road ahead, the automobilist must stop not less than 100 yards from the turn, toot his horn, ring a bell, fire a revolver, halloo and send up three bombs at intervals of five minutes. 5. Automobiles must again be seasonally painted - that is, so they will merge with the pastoral ensemble and not be startling. They must be green in spring, 6. 7. 8. 9. golden in summer, red in autumn and white in winter. Automobiles running on the country roads at night must send up a red rocket every mile and wait ten minutes for the road to clear. They may then proceed carefully, blowing their horns and shooting Roman candles. All members of our Society will devote Sunday to chasing automobiles, shooting and shouting at them, making arrests and otherwise discouraging country touring on that day. In case a horse will not pass an automobile, notwithstanding the scenic tarpaulin, the automobilist will take the machine apart as rapidly as possible and conceal the parts in the grass. In case an automobile approaches a farmer's house when the roads are dusty, it will slow down to one mile an hour and the chauffeur will lay (settle) the dust in front of Complete Body & Paint Restoration Custom Work and Alterations Restoration of Antique and Exotic Cars Specializing in Fibreglass repairs Large indoor storage facilities OUR SERVICES Insurance Approved Shop Unibody Alignment Frame Straightening Modern Paint Facilities Towing and Car Rentals Free Estimates At Home Or Office Dollar Rent-a-car On Site All Workmanship Guaranteed COMPLETE COLLISION AND MECHANICAL REPAIRS TO ALL MAKES Tel. (416) 243-2929 the house with hand sprinkler worked over the dashboard. 10. In case none of the above is effective, the motorist should hang himself from the nearest tree where he would provide a horrible example for other criminals. Submitted by Rick Thompson PA G E 1 8 Platinum Sponsor A proud Platinum Sponsor to CCO PA G E 1 9 Support Our Sponsors PA G E 2 0 Corvette Crossword CCO Corvette Crossword Feb 2010 Created and submitted by Steve Read 12 11 10 13 16 18 19 22 24 25 PA G E 2 1 A Love Letter To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Corvette. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I can not wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S.Your girlfriend called. PA G E 2 2 Support Our Sponsors PA G E 2 3 Awards Banquet Wrap-Up All photos courtesy of Andrea Horn