What`s in store…?
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What`s in store…?
clubs | bars | cabaret | life #QXGayLondon GAY LONDON /0 tAPRIL QXMAGAZINE.COM Suitable only for persons of 18 years and over. 18 What’s in store…? Put your wig on tight, leave the boyfriend at home and get ready to dance hard as DALSTON SUPERSTORE celebrates five years of adventures over East print + web iPad + iPhone The SuperClub DALSTON SUPERSTORE put queer East on the map five years ago. With an incredible array of club nights, combining explosive DJs with the most mentalist drag queens and trannies, you don’t get more bang for your buck than a weekend at the ‘Superstore. Owners Mikki Most and Dan Beaumont plied Cliff Joannou with plenty of prosecco and told him just how they pull it all together every week… Photos by Franc-off Godevi and not just do the obvious CLIFF: Why is Dalston Superstore the stuff. We both ran clubs dog's bollocks? before [TrailerTrash and Disco DAN: Come down to our birthday next Sunday Bloodbath] and putting on great and we’ll show you … DJs is fundamental. We’re open You’re on. How has Dalston itself evolved day and night, and I like the over the past five years, and what impact idea you can come for a decent has the ‘Superstore had on the area… cocktail and some food early DAN: When we started out people thought we evening and still be here at 4am were crazy trying to open a gay bar in Dalston! in the morning dancing… There’s MIKKI: Yes, we were pretty much the first bar not too many places offering that in the area, and certainly the first gay bar, so I in London. think people thought we were mental. We’ve For such an intimate club opened up a lot of doors in the area for people spot, you’ve had some very though, and it’s been amazing to be part of cool DJs jump at the helping make Dalston chance to play there… more diverse. It’s DAN: The best thing about been stressful at times programming your own but the booze helps! discotheque is that you get How have you set to bring all your favorite DJs it apart from other over to play. Highlights for gay venues? us have been an amazing set DAN: Music, booze, from Prosumer in the early food and fun! You days, Erol Alkan dropping a never know what disco set, the legendary David to expect at the ‘Superstore. You could fine John Sizzle and A Man To Pet reenacting the Human Centipede on the bar - don’t ask! - and then pop downstairs for dance courtesy of some hot young DJ we’ve found in New York or Berlin. MIKKI: Yes, we’ve always tried to push things a bit here Dalston Superstore (117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB) celebrates its 5th birthday over the May Bank Holiday weekend with the main party on Sunday 4th May, 6pm - late. “Music, booze, food and fun! You never know what to expect at the ‘Superstore” 2 Morales playing for four hours, and multiple visits from people like Optimo, Horse Meat Disco, Chloe and Spencer Parker. Plus, our amazing residents – it wouldn’t be the same without Hannah Holland, Borja Peña, the Little Gay Brother guys, Lovely Jonjo, Dave Kendrick, Jos Gibson and the Duchess of Pork et al. MIKKI: Absolutely, we recently had the guys over from Members Club in Berlin for B(e)ast and the music was really amazing and fresh for London. It’s great to have the freedom to bring over international talent and introduce it to our scene over here. And it’s the place to put a wig on it… MIKKI: It’s part of what we are and to be honest all the best nights I can remember at ‘Superstore have involved wigs and heels flying around all over the place. So many of our regulars turn up in flats and leave in heels, it’s what gives the place its sparkle. DAN: [Laughs] Yes, our bar very often gets mistaken for a stage by our bewigged regulars doesn’t it? We wouldn’t be the venue we are without the support of people like Jonny Woo, A Man To Pet, John Sizzle, Jacqui Potato and Glynn Famous. In fact we are still in awe of their talents… not to mention their ability to stage dive in heels on a Friday night without sustaining any injuries. is What BEAUTY? Albino supermodel Shaun Ross was taunted by bullies as a child, but is now one of the most sought after faces in fashion. Following on from his ‘Radical Beauty’ talk at the TEDXHackney event, Patrick Cash went to meet him at the Dalston Superstore to talk more about modern ideas of beauty. some sort of validation from another person because you can’t find it within yourself, which is why a lot of men, especially gay men, are very, very insecure, they don’t even really notice it. Just looking for fleeting affirmation? Of course. Even getting a lover, it’s: ‘I want to be with him because we look good’, more so than ‘we feel good’, and that could be the reason why a lot of gay relationships don’t really last. So, what to you is beautiful? Certain things are not meant to be jammed in a jar and certain things are not meant to be categorised, so that’s beautiful and beauty to me. Beauty as a feeling, like an air you can’t really feel, you can’t explain, you just know how it feels and you’re like that’s beautiful. And what to you is physically beautiful? Physical beauty doesn’t exist to me. But there must be some guy in a club who you walk in and think ‘wow!’ Well, I have a boyfriend. That doesn’t stop you looking. I look at people and I think they’re hot but I’m a very logical person, that’s my problem. I’ll look at a boy and think ‘Oh my god, he’s so cute’, but I know x, y and z, why this would never happen, why it would never work, so www.facebook.com/ModelShaunRoss www.tedxhackney.co.uk - curated by Daniel Vais 4 Photo: Vinicius Vilanova Tell us a bit about yourself. I’m obviously a fashion model, of course, but I’m just a very creative individual that likes to do all kinds of different things. Talking about radical beauty itself, in my research it said you suffered at the hands of bullies as a child, how does it feel to have been both taunted for the way you look and to have been more recently celebrated? I mean the taunted came more so from when I was younger. When you’re younger you definitely go through things. You know kids are cruel and kids say mean things. But the taunting and everything, it definitely made me stronger to do the things I’m doing today. Does it keep you grounded? It definitely keeps me grounded, especially when I look at other people and I see what they go through, it keeps me grounded, because it’s like ‘I’ve been there before, that’s very familiar.’ Do you think the contemporary gay scene is too obsessed with aesthetic, the way people look? Without a doubt. Predominately in gay culture you have Grindr and you have Instagram where you post pictures of yourself on social media of your body and things like this, and it’s like ‘why are you doing that?’ The only reason you’re doing that is because you want they automatically look ugly to me. And who are the most radically beautiful people you yourself have encountered in your life? Grace Jones. Because Grace Jones is so different, even as a person, what is she like fifty or sixty? She’s still walking around in a leotard and high stilettos and a mink. I mean come on, it doesn’t matter, and she doesn’t have the body of a supermodel and she embraces it and I love that. And she’s probably one of the most radically beautiful people I’ve ever met. Do you think there’s a hypocritical aspect to modern society’s treatment of beauty? I think that it’s very hypocritical because while you’re saying that you want to be innovative and different, you’re showing the same shit. What do you think would push people forward to doing something different? People like me. People like myself and you. Like having a gay magazine about gay men doing successful things as if you were reading another magazine. It’s making what we feel unnormal the norm, because it is normal. Excellent. And finally, this is a kind of devil’s advocate question, but what to you is ugly? When I see people who don’t live their lives the way they want to, that’s ugly to me. When I see somebody living a false life, that’s very ugly, extremely ugly. So truth is beauty? Yes. R E M R O F IN THE , W HO THE SUPER WALKERS T, WHA WALK FOR LIFE – ‘HEROES, HEROINES AND VILLAINS’ Sunday 8th June The theme for this year’s Walk For Life is ‘Heroes, Heroines and Villains’, raising money for HIV and sexual health charity the Terrence Higgins Trust. So we can expect to see Cruella De’Ville being hot on the tails of a Batman or two. The 10km walk will start and finish in Bloomsbury Square. It’s going to be a fun day for a great cause and entry is only £7. Check out www.walkforlife.com to find out more and to register. ON AY L G F O HE N E, W R E , WH WHY Monday 28th April, 7.45pm – 10pm Level 5 Function Room, RFH, Southbank Centre, Belvedere Road, SE1 8XX Tickets: £5 The gay book salon returns for another entertaining night of literary kicks. This month’s dose sees Philip Hensher, Sophie Ward, LaJohn Joseph, Rebecca Chance and Kiki Archer taking part. If you want in on the irreverent fun and to brush shoulders with other literature enthusiasts, what better place to do it than by the buzzing surroundings of Southbank? 6 … THUMBS UP NEW PROSTATE CANCER GROUP FOR GAY MEN Saturday 26th April, 2pm West Greenwich Community Arts Centre, 141 Greenwich High Road, SE10 8AJ Metrocentreonline.org Equality and diversity charity METRO have joined up with Prostate Cancer UK to launch a new group for gay and bisexual men in London and South East affected by prostate cancer. Monthly meetings in Greenwich will be available for men to share information and discuss their experiences. With prostate cancer now the most common cancer in men in the UK, it seems sensible to have a place for men to support one another. DARK FABRICS CABARET POLARI DON Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, N16 7XB Saturday 26th April, doors 7pm. £5. www.facebook.com/DarkFabricsCabaret Now on its third event, this bi-monthly theatrical showcase at renowned East End arts venue Vogue Fabrics is dedicated to bringing you a selection of the best new acts from around town for your entertainment. This Saturday you can find musician/actor Izabella Finch giving you a piece on chugging, brand new bouffon theatre company Ideas Worth a Penny premiering an extract of their Edinburgh show, all-singing and all-dancing from the dashingly handsome Rich Watkins, ‘Hackney New Act of the Year’ comedy finalist Candy Gigi Markham, much-loved theatrical performer Luke Dizzle as ‘Vinnie the Boring Boyfriend’ and the night capped off by live music from LGBT-fronted band Screaming Toenail! Hosted by Patricia Primarché. PROUD BY THE PEER BRIGHTON PRIDE OVERVIEW Saturday 2nd August, 12pm – 10pm Preston Park, Tickets: £15 - £20, MOTD. Booking: brighton-pride.org With extended park-partying hours, the excitement for this year’s Brighton Pride is rapidly building! There will be plenty of fundraising events taking place over the two week period, including Doggy Pride at Hove Rugby Club, an Arts and Films festival, a 5K Rainbow Run and Sports Day. So, there’s plenty of things you could dip your toe in to help raise funds to make it the best Pride yet! 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Where I’m from is way too complicated to explain in a JI[[SVHWWSWYJ½GIXSWE] schooled in Kent and living in East London. How old are you? (Real age and make believe) 41 – It’s just a number now. Describe yourself in ßZI[SVHW Fun, hardworking, tequila, shy, innocent. OK, so everyone who knows me might question the last two. Sum up your personality in a song XMXPIERHEQSZMIXMXPI ‘Shut up and Sleep with Me’ by Sin and Sebastian, and ‘Like it Is’. Who are your three ultimate icons? Kate Bush, Audrey Hepburn, Patsy Stone. ;LEX[EWXLIßVWXKE] venue you ever went to? The White Swan, Limehouse - certainly an eye opener. It was a Wednesday and I was very young at the time. ;LEX[EWXLIßVWXGPYF you ever worked at? A very straight nightclub in Portsmouth when I had just turned 18, it was amazing. A FETXMWQSJ½VIERHPSXWSJ frustrated cute straight boys What has been the highlight of your career so far? You’re gonna have to wait for the memoirs on that one, if they get past the censors. Who are the world’s best DJs? Tiesto – it just doesn’t get any better! Who is your favourite cabaret performer? Saucy Sophie because she really knows how to adapt her show to the audience on the night, and the punters never walk away disappointed. What makes the London gay scene so special? No matter what you like… ahem, there is somewhere on the scene to explore your needs. And what is the worst thing about the gay scene? The prices. The pink pound ain’t what it used to be! If you were a cocktail, what would be your ingredients? Tequila, tequila and more tequila! Tell us something about you that nobody knows… I once stalled a Sea King helicopter… Oops. The Victoria 186 Hoe Street, Walthamstow, E17 4QH 7 For full listings see Musts & Maybes, pages 50-53 or the What’s On section at www.qxmagazine.com For listings on the go, download the free QX GAY LONDON app at the iTunes store 26/04/14: G-A-Y presents Lily Allen Now, this is no ordinary pop star performance at G-A-Y. Four lucky patrons could win the chance to be Lily’s backing dancers for her recital of ‘Hard Out Here’ in front of thousands on the stage at Heaven – simply come dressed as Lily for the chance to be picked! Here at QX Towers we’ve EPVIEH]FIIRTPERRMRK[LEX2MOIXVEMRIVWERH¾SVEPQE\M dress combo we’re gonna turn up in. You can expect tracks from her latest album ‘Sheezus’ as well as a favourite or two. Colour us excited. Heaven, Under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2H 6NG. 10.30pm-5am. £5 wristband from G-A-Y. 26/04/14: XXL ‘Retro’ Christian M Join the disco-dancing bears for another all-nighter of commercial remixes and vocal house. Resident DJs Mark Ames, Alex Logan, Christian M and Joe Egg will be on the decks providing the thumping soundtrack to your Saturday night/Sunday morning. And for those more adventurous bears (otters, beavers, and the rest), there’s even a dark room if you can’t wait to get back to your cave! Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, Southbank, SE1 9UF. 10pm-8am. Members £8, guests £15. 8 CLUB NEWS 26/04/14: Blocheads East Bloc throws opens its ever-pumping doors for another awesome instalment of ‘Blocheads’ this weekend with Tom Stephan, Smokin Jo and Paul Heron in the Main Room. Then there’s the Macho Sluts Ollywood, Ray Noir, Ursula Snakes and Andrew Moore elsewhere in East Bloc’s hallowed supporting rooms bringing in the beats for you to bang to until morning. East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10pm-6am. £5 before 12am, £8 before 1am, £10 after. 26/04/14: Zigzag Samstag They may have taken a brief hiatus but the dark and hedonistic Berlin-inspired party is back! And what better for a new and slightly sinister location than under the arches of Bethnal Green? Bringing you trippy-techno and modern beats will be resident duo Herrs Craig Campbell and Greg Lowe. If you thought those boys of Berlin partied hard, you ain’t seen nothing yet! We hope you know a good hangover cure - you’ll need it! Resistance Gallery, 265 Poysner Street, Bethnal Green, E2 9RF. 9pm-late. £3 b4 11pm, £5 after. Craig Campbvell Dance Tunnel presents… Dance Tunnel, 95 Kingsland High Street, Dalston, E8 2PB. 10pm-3am. 25/04/14: Ostgut Ton Nacht Veteran Berghain resident Fiedel plays the next installment of Ostgut Ton’s new London residency. Supported by local resident Fold, fresh from his debut at Panorama Bar last month. £5 b4 11pm, more after. Fiedel 26/04/14: Darkroom Founder of infamous 24 hour Homopatik parties in Berlin, Mr Ties will be gracing the Tunnel with his presence this April. Expect disco, techno and underground sounds, and an anything-goes-attitude because that city never does things by halves. 10 Mr Ties CLUB NEWS 26/04/14: Tik Tok Post-Easter craziness and need to get back on it with another top-notch party? Then get yourself down to Tik Tok for DJs Chris Barker and Alex Georgiou giving you proper burning beats to get your hooves a-tapping. Plus, East End scenester Borja Pena drops into the Vauxhall centrifuge, and there are two DJs on a special back2back with Severino and Leonardo Glovibes. Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 10pm-6am. £6. 26/04/14: R&She 2nd Birthday R&She celebrates its second birthday with another nasty escapade dedicated to the queens of R&B and hip-hop from the 90s to the present. Featuring DJs QBoy, David Oh and Neil Prince on the decks giving it to your large with your favourite divas in the world, ever. QBoy Neil Prince David Oh Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, N16 7XB. 10pm-3am. £5, £3 before 11pm. G-A-Y presents… There’s an amazing line-up of entertainment on stage for you coming up at G-A-Y! Heaven, Under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2H 6NG. 10.30pm-5am. Discount wristbands from G-A-Y. 26/04/14: Lily Allen 0MWE7XERWßIPH Demi Lovato 10/05/14: Rita Ora 17/05/14: DWV 31/05/14: Demi Lovato DWV Rita Ora 12 Lisa Stansfield CLUB PREV VIEW DJ 26/04/14: Juanchito OF THE WEEK SMOKIN JO @ BLOCHEADS SMOKIN JO’S From the people who bring you Exilio, the LGBT Hispanic night, comes Juanchito, the LGBT salsa night, which will have you tapping your toes away to the Latin rhythms all night long and screaming out ‘Mi Cuerpo Pide Salsa!’ faster than you can say sexy Spanish senor… Get yourself along if you’ve got a bit of Latin in you, or if you feel like you’d like some. BLOCHEADS CLUB CHART Guy’s Bar, Boland House, St Thomas Street, SE1 9RT. 10pm-2.30am. Early bird £6, door £10. 03/05/14: SexCircus 6SPPYTVSPPYT8LIGMVGYWMWMRXS[RFYXMX´WHI½RMXIP]RSXXLI kind your parents took you to. Or if it was, we recommend investing in a therapist. This new men-only experience sees porn stars from all massive studios (MenAtPlay, Eurocreme, Falcon to name a few), as is presented by Issac Jones and Martin Princess. The night aims to satisfy every need from dancing to dick sucking. Area, 67 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. A pair of VIP tickets to be won! Issac Jones Win a pair of VIP tickets to one of the hottest, horniest parties in town. To be in with a chance of winning, simply email your contact details to [email protected] entering ‘SEXCIRCUS COMP’ in the subject ½IPHXSEVVMZIFIJSVITQSR;IHRIWHE]XL %TVMP;MRRIVWGLSWIREXVERHSQERHRSXM½IH by email. Good luck! Tell those newcomers to the club scene who Smokin Jo is in one smokin’ sentence? I am a legendary DJ who has played all over the world, and is still the only female DJ to have won DJ of the Year. You tell ’em, babe. Your style has evolved and changed over the years. What’s exciting you now in dance music? I have always played right across the board, I love all styles of music, so I don’t limit myself to one genre. I do tailor my sets XS½XXLIGVS[HFYXXLIQSWX fun night is when you can mix it all up. I am glad to see a return to more of a soulful deep house sound, it’s great to here some vocals again. I seem to be playing more gigs where the crowd are happy to hear all kinds music, so that’s exciting. Oh, and a return to vinyl is on the horizon it seems - yay! You’ve played at East Bloc on occasion before. How would you describe the club to a ‘Bloc virgin? Hot, sweaty man fun! Blocheads is at East Bloc (217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN) on Saturday 26th April, 10pm-6am. 14 1. ‘4000 Miles’ (Playmode Mix) Dms12, Oscar G This has such a hooky bassline, deep techy house. Wicked. I will be hammering this for ages. 2. ‘Funky Beat’ DJ Boris (Cocodrills Remix) I am a sucker for beats. This is simple as fuck, but has such a good groove and an interesting drop. 3. ‘Hear Me Now’ Tong And Flynn Deep dark and techy. Tom Flynn is a fave producer of mine and this always works for me. 4. ‘Say What’ (Adam Beyer Remix) Gary Beck I rate both of these producers. This is right up my street and bound to be massive this summer. 5. ‘The Mechanism’ Disclosure Disclosure are super-cool, raw young talent. The bass on this track kills it. (ERGI¾SSVHIWXVS]IV 6. ‘Rocha’ Do Santos +SSHXIGLLSYWIWLYJ¾IV Do Santos is doing some good stuff lately. 7. ‘Paradox’ (Groovebox Remix) Katrin Fabieu Another good piece of tech house for the peak time. 8. ‘Café’ Coco Arthaa Lots of beats and loops. Very tribal Latin tech house, if there is such a genre. 9. ‘What Ya Gonna Do’ TRNSSTR One of my own productions with Pete Gleadall. Not out yet, but a hot piece of pumping tech house. I played it at Trade and it went down a treat. 10. ‘Natural High’ (Joris Vorn Edit) Mulder Great deep house groove, nice easy track. Neon Jungle @ G-A-Y 19/04/14 Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG WORDS BY ANTHONY GILÉT PHOTOS BY CHRIS JEPSON WHEN IT COMES to the biggest four-day weekend in anyone’s calendar, it’s no surprise that things can be a bit up in the air, but there was certainly one staple that was firmly fixed in our calendar; Neon Jungle’s latest performance at Heaven. Obviously stumbling down that cobbled alley was as tough as ever, but believe us it was worth it. The crowd enjoyed some pumping commercial sounds as they awaited pop’s latest girl group, and when they emerged the entire club was no short of dripping like Cheryl Cole when she heard “X Factor comeback”. The quartet certainly lived up to their name when they appeared in colourful outfits that would send any epileptic into uncontrollable fits. But we were actually LIVING for each one of their outfits! *writes Christmas list* The girls burst onto the stage causing a whole lot of ‘Trouble’ with their debut hit, before performing title track ‘Welcome To The Jungle’ and their most recent smash ‘Braveheart’. We were shacking out like Janet Jackson doped up on speed; yes ‘cause ‘Braveheart’ is our jam! The group looked - and sounded - amazing, so we were fully content when we had to drag our drunk arses along those cobbles again. Neon Jungle, we salute ya! 16 WORDS AND PHOTOS BY CHRIS JEPSON PAPA - THE SAILOR 20/04/14 Terminus Place, Victoria, SW1V 1JR WITH MOUSTACHES a-plenty and the words ‘come to Papa’ dancing on our lips, Sunday night saw one of the biggest new happenings on the London club scene for ages as Tel Aviv’s Papa World Tour landed for its London debut. Super-hot Eliad Cohen brought his cohort of sexy sailors to super club Pacha in Victoria wearing only skimpy pants that left nothing to the imagination. The main room rocked to the tunes of international Papa DJ Suri as well as our very own Mike Dower and Zach Burns, while upstairs Daz Saund, Tom Stephan and Leonardo Glovibes provided some grrr and furrr in the Megawoof room, and Gordon John and Paul Heron the ‘gurl’ and hoopla in a packed room of chunky dirty sounds. The club was packed with the hottest men imaginable and it was shirts off and tits out from the off with most staying right through ‘til closing at 5am. If you missed it, you definitely missed out, but hopefully it won’t be too long ‘til Papa comes back to see us again. 18 FEVER 19/04/14 Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP WORDS BY TOM REDKID PHOTOS BY MARK STOREY BARCODE DROVE us to a feverpitch with the aptly themed Fever last Saturday and it was hot enough to fry our Easter eggs! Manager Michal and his hardy crew, along with endearing hostess Isis, made sure their two club rooms were packed with every bunny who was any-bunny hoppin’ and boppin’ to the hottest DJs in town. The club bar cranked up the way-back machine and “went back to our roots” with some retro-disco and a hot mix of Afro-Latin funk house beats streaming from the fingertips of DJs Carl, Jason Prince and Michael Mileti. The main room, ‘Happy House’, featured ‘music to make you smile’ courtesy of DJs Stevie B, Steve Geller and the Sharp Boys and rumbled and buckled with such fierce bass you’d think it was the second coming! Maybe it was but we were too busy dancing to notice. The clubs were packed to overflowing with a hulking mix of some serious muscle, twirling clubbers, freewheelin’ fems and more than a few Easter bunnies who put their baskets down and got busy shakin’ their cotton tails. “It’s all about laid-back people socialising with each other,” Mgr. Michal put it into perspective. Barcode proved that ‘funk never sleeps’ as Fever transitioned into UnChill after-hours, taking our weekend into Sunday morning. 20 HANDSOME 19/04/14 East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN WORDS BY TOM REDKID PHOTOS BY DOS FOTOS EAST(ER) BLOC stuffed a rocket in our pockets and boiled our eggs in a pretty pink basket with Handsome Saturday night at the East End’s favourite bunny hole. The ‘Bloc’s Wayne and promoter Martyn Fitzgerald served us up a right proper treat with none other than legendary original Chicago house DJ Marshall Jefferson laying on sticky-chocolate funk house that had us bunny hoppin’ ‘til the sweat trickled down the walls. “The theme is US house,” said Martyn. “We want to bring back that whole mixed crowd urban vibe that’s been missing from the gay club scene.” Bring it they did. A night reminiscent of the good ol’ days back in my misspent Chi-town youth in the basement jams of Frankie Knuckles where all ages and races mixed it up on the dance floor. Highlights included the crystalline airy electro-deep trip mix of blond sugar Stuart Geddes, high-energy house by Dave Kendrick and Mark-Ashley Dupe’s slick urban grooves that had them vogue-ing in the back bar. Mistamaker spun some impressive hip-hop and Johnny Kalifornia had the third room club swirling to his own “shed party within a house party” featuring his new downloadable mix ‘Sprung’. A hot mix of club kids, oldschoolers, hard hunks and funkmasters all gathered together like multi-coloured eggs in one helluva basket. 22 DALSTON SUPERSTORE 11/04/14 117 Kingsland Road, E8 2PB WORDS BY TOM REDKID PHOTOS BY JOEL RYDER DALSTON SUPERSTORE shoved hot spice up our fannies to get us groovin’ at their tailgate party for the Fringe Film Festival with their Spice World sing-along parody featuring some of the hottest DJs and spiciest trannies, such as the incomparable Jacqui Potato as Posh Spice. From the basement to the top of the upstairs bar, not a square inch of space was left untainted by the massive crush of fanny-friendly crowds filling two floors and out the door! DJs Neil Prince and RUFUS and Bambi led the night on the ground floor with familiar 90s dance-pop and retro grooves re-styled for the funkier folk. As the night grew heavier and more of the teeming throngs poured in from the Hackney Empire, the music revealed decidedly cooler flavours of fun from Kotsakis, Holestar and none other than her majesty the Duchess of Pork (oink oink)! If only the real Spice Girls had been this talented, we might still give a monkey’s. In the laser basement, darker, harder funkhouse grooves thumped out in time with the laser beams shining off our greased-up glitter and flashing on the glam in the dark. We humped and grumped our way through the sexy sea only to be snatched up by one Spicey “lady”(I think it was Mel B or C -- I couldn’t tell) who demanded: “Which Spice Girl are you?!” “Peaches!” 24 WORDS BY TOM REDKID PHOTOS BY JOEL RYDER SEPM 11/04/14 East Bloc 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN DOWN IN THE DARK dungeon lab of East Bloc, mad scientists Larry Tee and Attack Attack Attack hooked the battery cables to their lil’ monster’s neck plugs, cranked up the voltage and unleashed another Super Electric Party Machine onto the lovable carny folk. Highenergy funk house ripped through the joint packed with the sweaty, shirtless, the weird and wonderful all come together in the panoply of style and fun that always makes the East End worth the trip across town. LT and AAA had ‘em lubed and ready for main stage DJ Kris Di Angelis’ “heavy dance music”, serious mansize beats that shook the plaster from the ceiling: “It’s incredible from the minute I step in! I love it here!” The back room swirled with the familiar funk-pop, old school grooves of James Long and Maddy Endrighi early on and wrapped up tight with the harder twisted vogue-worthy bass lines of Colby B. from NYC. Special treat was an appearance by soon-to-be Eurovision winner, Austria’s own Conchita Wurst (yes, “sausage”, figure it out people). The bearded songstress belted out two power pop hits: “That’s What I Am” and contest entry ‘Rise Like A Phoenix’. A drag artist since her teens, Ms. Wurst is first and foremost a pro singer and songwriter. “I just want to do a good job onstage and change some minds,” she told us. She certainly blew some minds at East Bloc as the crowd tore down the walls and stomped for more. Yessir, I think we have a weiner - I mean, winner! Purple-haired Viking Matthew Kerry, did a show that was “fierce, fab and bitches gonna gag!” She wasn’t foolin’! I wish I could print what MK did! FiFi la True swanned about in her festooned wig and svelte body giving bon mots to all and adding that touch of Warhol-chic to this new romantic denizen. “Being glamtrash isn’t about being cunty, darling. Only the insecure bitches are nasty. I know I’m beautiful, so I can afford to be sweet,” she glared with pearly whites. Yes, Glinda, only bad witches are ugly... Eurovision trannies, Warhol glam-trash, Vikings, sexy bartenders, wicked DJs, card sharks, – SEPM got it all! 26 Sam DMS Munroe Bergdorf CIRCA NIGHTS Dusty O Circa owner Alan Winter asked his team to fess up about their most memorable nights at one of Soho’s most insanely sociable venues… Adam Turner Jonathan Bestley Sam DMS at TWERQ, Tuesday We all get our fair share of unwanted attention but one particular guy kept turning up on my night and getting overlyfriendly. I made the mistake of moaning to Alan to which I was met with the response: “Oh be quiet Sam, it’s a quiet night, take one for the team!” Dusty O Detained, Wednesday On one particular day there was an event on in Soho I was working at. One of the first places I head to is Circa. On this occasion Mr Winter’s generosity overcame me, and combined with the lovely atmosphere I always enjoy so much and - you guessed it - I got drunk. In fact, I got bladdered. So much so that I forgot I was working and spent the whole night at Circa. It was only the next day after waking up fully clothed on my bathroom floor did I remember I was actually meant to be somewhere else and had come home without doing my duties. I never miss a gig, especially my own and was horrified. However, it’s a testament to how much I adore the bar and its wonderful welcoming atmosphere. Thanks Circa. I love you! Munroe Bergdorf at VS, Thursday That mirrorball booth has seen its fair share of moments, but the time that I managed to get both my dress and weave stuck in the DJ booth fan was particularly epic. I’m not sure what I would have done without Adam Turner untangling me before the track finished… 28 Lee Dalloway Munroe Bergdorf at Discipline, Friday Fridays are always full of crazy, but that time I was balancing explaining WHY I wasn’t going to play Celine Dion’s ‘new one’ to a punter, whist trying to remain invisible to two ex-boyfriends in the crowd and hide the new one inside the booth, was particularly memorable. That mirrorball booth has seen its fair share of moments Adam Turner, Saturday There was one night during our late licenses last year that we had a DJ who had to get to another gig before Circa closed, which meant I had to do the last hour of Circa. With a two hour gap of no DJing for me and Alan forcing Jaegarbombs down my neck, once I got back on the decks I have no idea what I played, if I played or where I was. Moral of the story: never agree to DJ the last hour if Alan has anything to do with it! Jonathan Bestley at Love # Hangover, Sunday We were obsessed with American Horror Story this year. Little did I realise I’m actually part of a coven. We cursed a wicked man the other day and he woke up in hospital the next morning with concussion. Do not incur our wrath! (He was fine btw LOL) Lee Dalloway, Dungeon Master Downstairs at Circa, affectionately known as “The Dungeon”, is naturally the venue’s epicentre of sin. While not the delightfully rotten core of the bar (that honour goes to our leader Alana Wintour) many of the things a drunken cloakroom slut gets up to on an average shift are unprintable. But the biggest sin is clearly vanity, thanks to the floor-to-ceiling “selfie mirror” next to the loos - where the great, the good, the drag and the bladdered pout into an iPhone then Instagram the shit out of it. Security cameras regularly catch Soho’s drunkest sprucing and preening, but the best moment had to be a staggering kween who, somehow, mistook the giant mirror for a continuation of “The Dungeon” and smacked face first into his own visage. We’ll leave it up to you to decide if the problem was a lack of reflection... Circa (62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN) celebrates its 3rd birthday on Thursday 8th May. Open ‘til 4am. TWO BREWERS 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ It’s another big weekend at the Two Brewers with Lady Imelda bringing plenty of campness (and undoubtedly a dress that weighs more than she does) to the stage. London’s Big Gay Band and La Voix make some noise in the club bar on the Saturday 26th before the Power of Three conjure some comedy on Sunday. Lady Imelda THE VICTORIA 188 Hoe Street, Walthamstow, E17 4QH Don’t miss The Victoria over the next Bank Holiday as they are ramping up the ante with super sparkling swinging-othe-hips entertainment on Saturday 3rd May with cabaret superstar Miss Jason on the boards. After you’ve cackled and howled yourself silly like lubed-up putty in Miss Jason’s manicured fingers, you can enjoy the entertainment up North way in Walthamstow with beats courtesy of DJ Steveo. KU BAR 30 Lisle Street, Chinatown, WC2H 7BA So you just finished one Bank Holiday, are you ready for another? Ku Bar certainly are, with their infamous May Pole Dancing returning on Sunday 4th May, with some of the sexiest, hard-bodied male pole dancers in the whole of the capital swinging their hips around a thick pole (the gorgeous Ku Bar Boys know all about that), plus free shot boys, tops off behind the bar and Ku Klub open until 3am afterwards. That’s your next Bank Holiday sorted then! Miss Jason HALFWAY TO HEAVEN 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF This weekend at Halfway to Heaven you can find Myra DuBois on Friday 25th April giving you her immense ‘Friday Night Live!’ with a special guest. Saturday 26th sees Rose Garden with her Saturday Market Swap Shop from 4pm, followed by Bears Downstairs with Justin Swift from 9pm. And finish off the weekend with Mrs Moore on Sunday 27th from 8pm. Myra DuBois Rose Garden 30 BAR NEWS ´ by Jason Reid STRIKE UP THE band, hang up the bunting and hold onto your wigs, because the competition gets underway good and proper this week, with the first heats at Halfway to Heaven on Tuesday 29th, from 9pm, and The Golden Cross, Cardiff on Wednesday 30th from 8pm. Halfway has my very own drag wife, and drag mother to many, Bette Rinse hosting; and I’ve been reliably informed that there’s a healthy mix of traditional and alternative drag performers, who will all be looking to secure one of those golden spots in the Heat Final. Speaking to me this week, Bette spoke of her ‘excitement to be carrying the mantle as host for the third year in a row’. “I’m really looking forward to seeing what new talent is out there,, I think mportant it’s so important urage, to encourage, nurture and offer as much advice ass possible to arting those starting ll, out. I will, e, of course, ed be assisted ite by my elite panel of judges, who rked have worked with me so well for the #QXGayLondon Email: [email protected] last three years,” she said, adding: “After Halfway’s win with Martha last year, we’re determined to do the double and hold onto that title, so it’s all systems go, dear, and (manager) Angel is always behind the acts 100% too, which is great.” I’ll be joined on the judging panel by 2011 winner Son Ofa Tutu and the wee Glaswegian lassie with the big voice, Mary Mac. Guest judge for the first heat will be resident DJ David Robson, and there’ll also be performances from previous winners, Martha D’Arthur and Tanya Hyde. If you’re an aspiring performer who is toying with the idea of entering, every venue is still accepting applications, however the following may be your best bet in London as they’re looking to fill their heats: The George and Dragon, Greenwich; Central Station, Kings Cross and The Victoria, Walthamstow. Follow me on Twitter @ JasonReidUK for live tweets throughout the competition, and I’ll do my damnedest to get all the juicy action and backstage capers your way first. Bette Rinse 31 THE SOHO EASTER BARS ROUND-UP WORDS AND PHOTOS BY CHRIS JEPSON WITH ALL the shiny adverts, bells and whistles that accompany the arrival to our shores of various visiting continental mega clubs, it is very easy to become complacent and forget just how lucky we are to have the breadth and diversity of permanent gay venues right here in the city that are open day-in and day-out, come rain or shine. Whether you are after a quiet respite for a romantic rendezvous or something a little more lively to kick-off a night on the tiles, London has it all. This Easter saw the festivities spread themselves out over the five nights from Thursday to Monday, and never being ones to miss an opportunity we donned our best walking mules and did the rounds. We started on the north side of Soho Square at the multicoloured edifice that is the Edge. Shining out like a beacon in the midst of Crossrail chaos, a plethora of top DJs invited us to get down and dirty with their Easter Bunny, while sexy bar boys and hostess Felicia Van Cartier ensured there was no let up in the frolics right through ‘til 3am every night. A hop and a skip down Frith Street, we found Chez Alan at Circa where the mirror ball DJ box was 32 Circa Edge G-A-Y Late THE SOHO EASTER BARS ROUND-UP WORDS AND PHOTOS BY CHRIS JEPSON on constant rotation pumping out the party tunes to a packed bar of pretty boys. Sunday also saw the launch of Jonathan Bestley’s Love#Hangover with delightful disco jams, soulful sounds and re-imagined poptastic ditties. After a couple of Circa’s dirtiest martinis we fell out of the door and made our way carefully through the back streets of Soho to The Yard where we were greeted by a warren of the hottest bunny boys imaginable. With all three spaces packed to the rafters we chose to mingle in the starlit courtyard while beautiful ripped shot boys bearing trays laden with Easter delights pressed their way through the crowds. Our next stop was just a few metres away at Rupert Street where we found the lovely Little John on the decks mixing commercial tunes to another packed bar, continuing their line-up of guest DJs that also had the gorgeous Jodie Harsh doing her thang as well as residents Rich B and Brent Nicholls. Dragging ourselves away we headed to Ku Bar on Lisle Street where it was Playboy paradise on all three floors with live DJs, topless pert B A R N E W S ´ Halfway II Heaven KU Bar Manbar THE SOHO EASTER BARS ROUND-UP WORDS AND PHOTOS BY CHRIS JEPSON pecs serving pints and pretty boys galore as only Ku knows how. Next stop, Manbar where, although they have had to turn the music down due to the complaints from a single vindictive neighbour, the fun continues with a superabundance of superb drinks offers for the summer and plenty of space downstairs as well as up in the new Moustache Lounge where the men gather! Halfway II Heaven had a bumper offering of cabaret this weekend with Rose Garden’s Saturday Market knocking the ball well and truly out of the park, and DJ Sean delivering camp classics on the decks, complete with his impromptu dance routines, our evening was almost complete! With legs almost unable to walk in a straight line, we finished our Soho trawl by jumping in to a Polish driven rickshaw and careering up the Charing Cross Road to G-A-Y Late where, having opened at 11pm it was almost at capacity thirty minutes later, and the queue stretched almost 100m down the road. 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Dustina x 39 STRIPPED Photography by Franc-off Godevi Never ones to keep their clothes on for long behind the bar, the Ku Bar Boys invaded our office last week to parade around the rooftops at QX Towers in their latest favourite undies. We felt obliged to take photos… Man Bummers www.manbummers.co.uk Francisco (left) – Gorgeous Guy Green, £20 Kamran (right) – Fashion Fabulous, £20 40 Banglads www.banglads.com Anticlockwise from left Arek – Diesel Andre Blue & Pink Electric Palms Brief, £22 Kamran – Calvin Klein Dual Tone Gold/ Brown Hip Brief, £20 Rodrigo – Tommy Hilfiger Malden Ceramic Teal Floral Trunk, £23 Francisco – Emporio Armani Charcoal Eagle Motif Trunk, £29 Matteo – Emporio Armani Lime Fluoro Stretch Cotton, £19.50 42 Underegion.com Clockwise from top Kamran – Rainbow, £9 Francisco – Black & Gold, £9 Arek – Classic White, £9 44 www.manbummers.co.uk @ManBummers https://www.facebook.com/pages/Man-Bummers/228174494044126 UnderU.com From left to right Matteo – Hom Sport Rio Cup Boxer, £22 Kamran – Hom Black Addict Jeans Print Boxer, £24 Arek – D&G Sport Crest Briefs, £25 Rodrigo – Björn Borg Pixel Leopard Print Briefs, £20 46 7D Duncannon St Street, t t Ch Charing h i C Cross WC2N WC WC2N. C2 020 7484 0736 Thursdays & Mondays KEVIN WALSH BACKING THE STARS @ 8pm Friday 25th April Friday Night LIVE! With MYRA DUBOIS with special guest DRAG WITH NO NAME from 9pm (open 'til 3am) Saturday 26th April ROSE GARDEN SATURDAY MARKET 'SLASH' SWOP SHOP 'two years and still a bitch' @ 4p 4pm followed by BEARS DOWNSTAIRS NSTAIRS with JUSTIN SWIFT Playing 'til 3am Sunday 27th April CK SUNDAY @ 4pm followed by AN TANYA EVENING WITH HYDE ( open 'til 11pm) Tuesday 29th April DRAG IDOL LAUNCH - HEAT 1 hosted by BETTE RINSE from 8pm Wednesday 30th April SING A LONG A SOUND OF MARTHA with MARTHA D'ARTHUR from 9pm. www.facebook.com/HalfwaytoHeaven www.halfway2heaven.net Prowler www.prowler.co.uk From left to right With thanks to all the boys from KU Bar Rodrigo – Curb Identity Active, £19 Ku Bar Lisle Street, Chinatown, WC2H 7BA Matteo – Aware Red Logo, £19 Ku Bar Frith Street, 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB Arek – AussieBum Line-Up Briefs, £31 Francisco – Andrew Christian Trophy Boy, £19.95 Kamran – Andrew Christian Almost Naked Briefs, £13.95 48 MUSTS YOUR GUIDE TO THE WEEK'S BEST MAYBES BAR CLUB CABARET EVENTS IN LONDON FULL LISTINGS AVAILABLE AT WWW.QXMAGAZINE.COM THURSDAY 24TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS Hamburger Queen Grand Final at The Bloomsbury Ballroom, Victoria House, Bloomsbury Square, WC1B 4DA. Doors 7pm. Show 8pm. £15 advance. Performance artist Scottee returns with his celebratory competition for the bigger framed personage reaches the grand final! Head judge Felicity Hayward and resident DJs Unskinny Bop. David Hoyle’s Still Life at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 7pm. Show 8.30pm. £10. David Hoyle presents a series of conversation based performances exploring spirituality, art, academia, queer history and more. TONIGHT: In conversation with painter and sculptor Maggi Hambling. G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. Hot pop sounds get played out across the club, drink specials, cute guys and an almost unrivalled highly electric atmosphere. Open 7 days. Thursgays at East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10.30pm-7am. £5. The ‘Bloc goes bonkers for Easter weekend with an ultra late opening time ‘til 7am! Midnight Yeast Cabaret deliver a performance by Oozing Gloop, Lewis Barton and Rodent Decay with tunes by resident DJs playing pop, dance, R’n’B, disco and electro. Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 6pm-3am. FREE. The legendary Tasty Tim and guests spin the pop sounds and floor fillers. Room Service at Miabella, 12-13 Greek Street, Soho, W1D 4DJ. 10pm-3am. Don’t you dare miss this fiercely social, sexy club spot, playing edgy and upfront house. Expect hot gogo eye candy and hosted by fab scene faces. Get snapped by the legendary resident papper! Ted’s TV/TS Night at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road. 7pm-2am. £5. The night for fellas in frocks and their admirers. G-A-Y Porn Idol at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-4am. Discount wristbands from G-A-Y Bar. The biggest amateur strip contest in town is back! Win £100 on the night and maybe £1,000 in the Final. Plus, hot pop spun across the venue. To 50 compete text 07789 553 868 or email [email protected] Vibe at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 11pm-4am. Weekly night of urban sounds from DJs Nastee and Robski, with PopVibe in the bar and the upstairs SexVibe cruise room. BARS & CABARET Two Brewers – Drag Idol Heat at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. Bar open 4pm-2am. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Popular South London cabaret/club spot. TONIGHT: The first Two Brewers Drag Idol Heat. Titti La Camp Vanity Von Glow’s Cocktails in The Shufflewick Bar at The Black Cap, 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. The popular Camden cabaret, pub and club hosts a new night of drag and drink. With special guest Silver Summers. Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. From 8pm. Weekly dance session at the popular Soho bar. TONIGHT: Enriched with DJ Rich B. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. One of Soho’s best loved traditional gay pubs, always busy and always friendly and always fun. Metro Nights Foam Party at West 5, Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. The foam flies tonight at Ealing’s hugely popular club, bar and cabaret spot. VS at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1. 4pm-1am. Munroe Bergdorf and Adam Turner get you warmed up for Room Service with some unrivalled Thursday night hotness! Backing The Stars at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. Long running popular central London cabaret pub with Kevin Walsh. FRIDAY 25TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS Super Electric Party Machine at East Bloc, 217-219 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 10pm-6am. £5. The freshest, hottest talent playing the best new music with DJ Larry Tee and guests at this hot-ass East London basement club spot. TONIGHT: Guest DJs Jodie Harsh, Ray Noir and Will Bond. Nancy’s at Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB. 9pm-4am. Free b4 11pm/£5 after. Weekly night of regular resident DJs spinnin’ up a storm of top deck disco house and hot tracks to shack out to. TONIGHT: Abattoir featuring Rufus & Bambi plus partner-in-crime Rex the Dog! Ostgut Ton Nacht at Dance Tunnel, 95 Kingsland Road, E8 2PB. 10pm-3am. £5 before 11pm, more after. Veteran Berghain resident Fidel plays the next instalment of Ostgut Ton’s new London residency, supported by local resident Fold, fresh from Panorama Bar debut. Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street at 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE b4 11pm, £5 after. Pop perfection and hot floor fillers as Ku’s hot 3 spin the tunes in its downstairs basement club spot. G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 7.30pm-3am. Hot pop sounds, drink specials, cute guys and a pop perfect atmosphere. Fitladz at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 10pm-8am. £8 members, £10 guests. The club session for horny lads with hot grooves from the DJs and an extended cruise space. Tonker at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-3am. FREE b4 10pm, £6 after. Big bear bar boozing, cruise and tunes has disco, house & soul, then sexier vibes to the early hours for hot daddies, bears, cubs and their admirers. G-A-Y Camp Attack at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-4am. FREE with wristband from G-A-Y Bar. Main Floor plays 70s, 80s, 90s, 00 & 01, Star Bar is 02 to present day, videos in the Pop Room. Musical theme sing-along in the Departure Lounge. Own It at Disco, 13 Kingly Court, W1B 5PW. 9pm-3am. A new party for hot house and thumping disco for Friday nights in Soho from Fat Tony with guest DJ Steve Pitron. Trannyshack East at Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB. 10pm-3am. £5. Trannyshack is heading East for their bi-monthly party at Vogue with Tasty Tim and Lady Lloyd on the decks. Push the Button ‘Nil Points’ at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 6HY. 9pm-3am. £6. Push the Button is a celebration of the last 20 years of pop in all its glorious forms, with requests taken all via Twitter on @PTButton and #PLAYTHEHITS. TONIGHT: PA by X Factor’s Ruth Lorenzo. A:M (afterhours) at Protocol, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RT. 1am (Saturday morning)-11am. £12. The original Saturday morning afterhours beast that continues to light up the weekend ahead of the rest churns out the turbocharged house sounds. BARS & CABARET West 5 at South Ealing, Pope’s Lane, W5 4NB. The popular West London club, bar and cabaret spot, with added Piano Lounge fun. TONIGHT: Cabaret from Son ofa Tutu. VVG in the Piano Lounge. The Victoria at 186 Hoe Street, Walthamstow, E17. Open ‘til 3am. Lively East End pub features karaoke every Friday! Kazbar at 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. 4pm-3am. Free. Funky Clapham bar with stylish swish. TONIGHT: ‘Everybody’s Free’! DJ Eduardo Herrera is joined by a PA from Rozalla. The Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 5pm-4am. £5 after 10pm. London’s legendary cabaret and club bar. TONIGHT: Cabaret from Lady Imelda. Discipline at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot watches Munroe Bergdorf and friends werq the floor! FOR LISTINGS ON THE GO, DOWNLOAD THE FREE 'QX GAY LONDON' APP AT THE ITUNES STORE Central Station at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open ‘til 4am. FREE entry. Cabaret and DJs ‘til late. TONIGHT: Entertainment from Lucy Jones. Friday Night Live with Myra Dubois at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. 9pm-3am. The central London cabaret hot spot. TONIGHT: Myra’s joined by Drag With No Name. The Black Cap at 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. 10pm-3am. £5. Party rocking Camden pub delivers premier cabaret and entertainment. Bridge Lovers at The Bridge Bar at 8 Voltaire Road, Clapham, SW4 6DH. 5pm-2am. Funky vocal house from DJ Kurt Potter at the snazzy Clapham bar. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-2am. The grand dame of Soho. TONIGHT: Guest DJ Zach Burns. Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. Open ‘til 1am. Soho’s sexy bar is ready to shine again with weekly DJ sets to get you in the weekend mood! TONIGHT: Guest DJ Phil Marriot. Sauna Bar at 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden, WC2H 9BA. 11.30am-2am. £16. £5 off entry with QX advert. The only licensed gay sauna in the West End, open ‘til super late every weekend. Camp As Hits at The City of Quebec, 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. 10pm-3am. Venerable institution of the gay scene rocks out some pop classics for an evening of fun. The Edge at 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. 12noon-3am. FREE b4 10.30pm. Four floors of fun! Top tunes from the DJs spinning top 40, pop, funky house and more. Ku Bar Frith Street, 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. Open ‘til 3am. Ku Bar’s little brother stretches across two floors for that perfect Soho warm-up drinking session and a little dance with downstairs DJs. The Yard at 57 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 7PL. Open till 12am. FREE. Renowned as one of Soho’s most unique and popular destination venues, with a huge outdoor terrace. G-A-Y presents Lily Allen at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 10pm-5am. Discount wristbands available from G-A-Y Bar. The palace of pop and quite possibly the world’s most famous gay club packs out this cavernous venue. TONIGHT: Lily Allen onstage live! Come dressed as Lil’ to win the chance to join her on stage. Lily Allen Blocheads at East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10pm-6am. £5 b4 midnight/£8 before 1am/£10 after. Another body-pumping night of alwaysrammed East End club East Bloc gets underway with Tom Stephan, Smokin’ Jo and Paul Heron in the Main Room, and Ollywood, Ray Noir, Ursula Snakes and Andrew Moore in the Macho Sluts room. Tik Tok at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 10pm-6am. £6. Tik Tok returns for burning beats and an amazing atmosphere featuring DJs Chris Barker, Alex Georgiou plus Borja Pena and DJ Severiono with Leonardo Glovibes. Mr Ties at Dance Tunnel, 95 Kingsland Road, E8 2PB. 10pm-3am. Mr Ties runs Homopatik. It’s one of the best parties in Berlin. He’ll be playing all night. Disco, techno, and anything else he’s feeling. That’s what you need to know. R18 at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, SE11 5QY. 9pm-4am. FREE b4 10pm/£6 after. Get ready for a night of ‘Unrestricted’ pleasure as R17 returns for April with a huge load of man-on-man action, featuring Jack Empire and resident DJ Eduardo Herrera playing the sound of pulsating dark beats. Hot Boy Dancing Spot at Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB. 9pm-3am. FREE b4 11pm/£5 after. The Lovely Jonjo and Hello Mozart bring the disco and indie obsessed Tronik Youth to the basement where you can expect everything from Bobby O to New Order! R&She – 2nd Birthday at Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB. 10pm-3am. £3 before 11pm, £5 after. A night dedicated to the queens of R&B and hip-hop from the 90s to present, with DJs QBoy, David Oh and Neil Prince. Celebrating two years. ZigZag Samstag v2.0 at the Resistance Gallery, 265 Poyser Street, E2 9RF. 9pm-late. £3 before 11pm, £5 after. Herrs Campbell and Lowe provide their usual collection of high quality contemporary tunes with a trippy techno edge. Juanchito at Guy’s Bar, Boland House, St Thomas Street, SE1 9RT. 10pm-2.30am. Early bird £6, doors £10. Launch night of a new LGBT salsa night from Team Exilio at it’s new home with Resident DJ G. Shade at Basement Club, Ace Hotel London, 100 Shoreditch High Street, E1 63Q. 10pm-3am. New night launches in Shoredtich with Hannah Holland, Guy Williams and Josh Caffe. The Riverside Tavern at 8 Canal Road, Strood, Kent, ME2 4DR. One of Kent’s premier gay venues holds another big Saturday night bash. Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street at 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE b4 11pm, £5 after. £3 with wristband/membership. The party continues in Ku’s basement club with hot pop and floor fillers from the DJs. G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. Hot pop sounds, drink specials, cute guys and a pop perfect atmosphere. Sweatbox Foam Party at 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. £16. Unwind and release some tension after a stressy week with the all the fun of the foam at Sweatbox’s original weekly party. Duckie at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 9pm-2am. £6. Authentic London club/ entertainment nighter. Hosted by Amy Lamé, record players Readers Wifes. Beyond (afterhours) at Area, Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 3am (Sunday morning)–midday. Mammoth mash-up explodes across Area with big main floor upfront house and edgier sounds in the Chapel Bar. Unchill (afterhours) at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. 3am (Saturday morning) -12pm. FREE b4 8am, £5 after. Aferhours party with two rooms and two vibes, including DJs Marco Geee, Stevie B, Rob Sykes, Mattias Dabo, Adam Watts, Daniel Stone, Julien Perret and many more. SATURDAY 26TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS XXL – St George’s Day at Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, SE1 9UF. 10pm-7am. £8 members, £15 guests. £5 after 4am. 4 huge arenas, a mega cruise space and chill space. Plus, big tunes from resident DJs Christian M, Alex Logan, Joe Egg and Mark Ames. TONIGHT: Celebrate St George… with the bears! He’d be proud. Borja Pena 51 FOR LISTINGS ON THE GO, DOWNLOAD THE FREE QX GAY LONDON APP AT THE ITUNES STORE BARS & CABARET Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. Open ‘til 1am. Kick Saturday night off with sounds from the hottest DJs at this lively Soho bar. TONIGHT: Guest DJ Moto Blanco. The Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 5pm-4am. FREE b4 10pm, £7 after. Cabaret and clubbing ‘til late at the famous venue. The Black Cap at 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. 10pm-3am. £15. The legendary north London cabaret, club and pub. TONIGHT: The Trannyshack North winner’s show! Dark Fabrics Cabaret at Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB. Doors 7pm. £5. Patricia Primarché presents her carnivalesque romp through the best new cabaret and theatrical acts in London, including Izabella Finch, Ideas Worth a Penny, Rich Watkins, Candy Gigi Markham, Luke Dizzle and Screaming Toenail! The Victoria at 186 Hoe Street, Walthamstow, E17. Open ‘til 3am. Free b4 9.30pm, £5 after. Lively East End pub that turns extra flamboyant on the weekends! TONIGHT: Cabaret from Scarlett Diamonte. Saunabar at 29 Endell Street, Covent Garden, WC2H 9BA. 11.30am-2am. £16. £5 off entry with QX advert. Unwind after a night of clubbing at the only licensed gay sauna in the West End. Central Station at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open ‘til 4am. FREE before 10pm. Cabaret then DJs ‘til late. TONIGHT: Cabaret from Martha D’Arthur. West 5 at South Ealing, Pope’s Lane, W5 4NB. The popular West London club, bar and cabaret spot, with added Piano Lounge fun. TONIGHT: Benji, plus DJ Shaun and Aurrelia in the Piano Lounge. Saturday Market + Bears Downstairs at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon St, WC2N 4JF. Open ‘til 3am. Cabaret fun times from Rose Garden at 4pm. Bears go down with the gruff guys and Justin Swift. The Yard at 57 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 7PL. Open till 12am. FREE. Renowned as one of Soho’s most unique and popular destination venues, with terrific outdoor space. Ku Bar Frith Street, 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. Open ‘til 3am. Ku Bar’s little brother stretches across three floors for that perfect Soho warm-up drinking session and a cheeky dance with downstairs DJs. Circa at 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot with the most amazing DJ booth in town! The Edge at 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. 12noon-3am. FREE b4 10.30pm. Open super-late with DJs spinning upfront vocal house, with hot gogo dancers gyrating away as Felicia Van Cartier exudes fabulousness. Kazbar at 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. 4pm-3am. Free entry. Funky Clapham bar with stylish swish. Tonight: DJ Paul Morrell. Ku Bar at Ku Bar Lisle Street, Chinatown, WC2H 7BA. 6pm-3am. One of London’s hottest gay bars and clubs, with the hottest boys both behind the bar and in front of it, stretching over three floors. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-2am. The grand dame of Soho pulling in a more blokey crowd. TONIGHT: Guest DJ Rob Cole back to back with Julien Perret. G-A-Y Bar at 30 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 4UR. Midday-Midnight. FREE. Soho’s palace of pop with the hottest videos screened out across the venue, great drinks deals and discount entry wrist bands for G-A-Y @ Heaven. The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. 9pm-late. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse. Pick N Mix at The City of Quebec, 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. Top tunes and late night fun at the legendary gay boozer near Marble Arch. SUNDAY 27TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS Sundays at the RVT at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. 2pm-midnight. £6. The afternoon/ evening clubbing session slot playing huge dance anthems and commercial house. Plus, multi-media entertainment from Charlie Hides TV at 5.30pm. Horse Meat Disco at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 8pm-4am. £8. The HMD gymkhana continues to shake Vauxhall down every week. Residents spin super-disco sounds with weekly guests. Orange at Fire, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RT. 4am (Sunday morning)-late. The original Monday morning session takes you out of the weekend. BARS & CABARET The Black Cap at 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. 7pm-late. £5. The long-running cabaret, club and pub nestled in the heart of Camden. The Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 4pm-2am. FREE b4 8pm, £3 after. South London’s legendary cabaret, club and pub. TONIGHT: Cabaret from The Power of 3! The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. 8pm-midnight. Free. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse. TONIGHT: Cabaret from Martha D’Arthur. Martha D’Arthur MONDAY 28TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. Chic Soho bar with ambient beats and brilliant drinks. Cabaret Sundays at The Riverside Tavern, 8 Canal Road, Strood, Kent, ME2 4DR. From 9pm. FREE. One of Kent’s premier gay venues presents weekly cabaret. Halfway 2 Heaven at 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. Open ‘til 11pm. Long running popular Central London cabaret pub. DJ David Robson from 3.30pm with CK Sunday, followed by An Evening with Mrs Moore and Tanya Hyde. Molly Moggs at 2 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 4TA. From 2pm. FREE. Dame Julie Paid entertains the guests at this intimate Soho boozer. Ku Bar Lisle Street at 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2H 7BA. 10pm-midnight. FREE. Lady Lloyd’s hit factory hits Ku Bar Lisle Street, with hot boys on the dancefloor, hot tunes in your ears and hot boys behind the bar! The City of Quebec at 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. Legendary gay boozer near Marble Arch features weekly cabaret. TONIGHT: Cabaret from Diane James. Genre: Gay London Film Club at Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE. From 6-11pm. £2. Forget the maddening party scene and indulge in free weekly screenings of the best movies, plus an opportunity to meet like-minded guys. THIS WEEK: Woody Allen’s recent hit Blue Jasmine on screen. FULL LISTINGS AVAILABLE AT WWW.QXMAGAZINE.COM 52 Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-12am. The grand dame of Soho pulling in a more blokey crowd. Love#Hangover at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Jonathan Bestley brings you amazing beats on the block, and a little sparkle to the heart of Soho! West 5 at Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 7pm. FREE. Disco with Aaron from 10.30pm. Happy hour all night. TONIGHT: Cookie’s Karaoke. The Edge at 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. 3pm-11.30pm. Soho’s multi-floored gay wonder, which every gay man of London needs to visit at least once! Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, 30 Lisle Street, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE. DJs play the weekend out on a wave of hot pop. Popcorn at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-5.30am. £4 b4 1am, £5 after, £8 after 2am. FREE with wristbands from G-A-Y Bar b4 1am. Massive mixed mash-up with four rooms of top sounds, from upfront, progressive house to chart hits, via R&B tuneage. Perfect polysexual party to start the week as you mean to go on. G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, of Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. Late night dancing spot for pure-pop enthusiasts doing the funky chickens. Hard-Up Mondays at Sweatbox, 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. Under 25s FREE all day, £16 others. Finding Mondays hard to handle? Relieve the pressure with this specially discounted day for under 25s (ID required) at Soho’s only gay sauna. Desire at Union, 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. 3am (Tuesday morning) – 11am. £5 before 5am with this listing. Progressive, tech, tribal, electro and deep house with DJs Steven Geller, Alan K, Bruno Nouer and Julia Nouer. Cub Club at Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE. 9pm-3.30am. Free entry before 11pm, £3 entry after. Bear Quarterly UK Launch Party with Tom Goss goes live! Top DJs, happy sounds, all-starcabaret, hot’n’hairy gogos and drinks specials! BARS & CABARET Backing The Stars at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon St. WC2. FULL LISTINGS AVAILABLE AT WWW.QXMAGAZINE.COM 7.30pm. Kevin Walsh gets the pub going with this karaoke weekly. Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. The landmark south London cabaret, bar and club. TONIGHT: Mrs Moore’s weekly Monday cabaret session. Karaoke at The City of Quebec, 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. Steve Tee hosts the singing fun at the famous gay boozer in Marble Arch. So You Think You Can Sing! at Kazbar, 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. Showtime 7pm. Donovan presents a night of song and fun with pianist sensation Eric Robinson at Claphams friendly, funky gay bar. The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse. Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. The trendy Soho drinking spot celebrates Monday with Bar £2.50! Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Free before 10pm, £3 after. The renowned Eagle Bar is now open seven days a week, come for an afterwork tipple, a cheeky midweek night out with the boys or a night cap and cruise on your way home. Man Health at Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE. 5pm-8.30pm. FREE. Sexual Health Clinic 56 Dean Street provide this free and confidential HIV and sexual health testing clinic. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. The real queen of Soho. Bar £2.50 on popular drinks from 5pm. TUESDAY 29TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. The weekend begins early or finishes late to a melodious mix of classic chart pop and current hits. Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Free before 10pm, £3 after. The renowned Eagle Bar is now open seven days a week, come for an afterwork tipple, a cheeky midweek night out with the boys or a night cap and cruise on your way home. BARS & CABARET Mecca Rock and Roll Bingo at The Black Cap, 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. Midday-Midnight. The long-running cabaret, club and pub nestled in the heart of Camden presents bonkers bingo. Halfway 2 Heaven – Drag Idol Heat 1 at 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. From 8.45pm. Join cabaret scene queen Bette Rinse for cabaret and fun at this landmark gay venue. Bette’s only weekly residency! TONIGHT: Drag Idol kicks-off its Halfway Heats! Cookie Monstar at Molly Moggs, 2 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 4TA. 8.30pm. FREE. Song and sinful fun from Cookie. Kazbar Doggy Style at 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. 4pm-3am. Free. Don’t leave Scooby at home! The Clapham bar invites all puppy lovers to bring their pooch to Kazbar and mingle with other doggies! Water bowls and treats provided. Tiffaney Wells Double Thrill at The City of Quebec, 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. The legendary gay pub in the heart of London. Tiffaney Wells presents two shows at 9pm and 10pm. Karaoke at Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 5pm-2am. £3 b4 10pm, £4 after. Sing-along the mid-week blues with Kevin Walsh. WEDNESDAY 30TH APRIL CLUBS & EVENTS Misfits at East Bloc, 217-219 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 10pm-3.30am. FREE b4 11pm/£5 after. London gets a reinjection of midweek urban glamour as R’n’B scene star MarkAshley Dupé presents his ghetto fabulous in the infamous basement of debauchery. With DJs Jeffrey Hinton and Nasty McQuaid. XXL at Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, SE1 9UF. 9pm-3am. Members free, others £3. Midweek, dance, booze and cruise at the world famous club for hunks, chunks, bears and admirers. Foam Party at Sweatbox, 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. £16. If you can’t make the weekend wet fun, why not head down tonight? Relieve the midweek stress! The foam flies at 7, 8 and 9pm. Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, 30 Lisle Street, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE. The party continues ‘til late in the Ku basement. BARS & CABARET Detained at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. Open ‘til 1am. Circa goes all-out with the dance, pop and R’n’B remixes every Wednesday. DJs Attack Attack Attack, Kingsley, Munroe Bergdorf and Kris Di Angelis on rotation. Come Mime With Me at West 5, Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. Mitzi Macintosh presents her inimitable sing-along. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. Super social pub downstairs, more chilled club lounge upstairs with guest pianist tinkling the ivories. Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. South London’s famous bar/ club. Wednesday Naughties at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross N1 9SD. 10pm. FREE. Excellent cabaret to fire up your Wednesday evenings. Hosted by Cookie Monstar. Sing-Along a Sound at Halfway II Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. From 9pm. Martha D’Arthur hosts a sing-along session at Halfway’s popular cabaret spot. The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Quiz from 9.30pm. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse. Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Free before 10pm, £3 after. Come for an after-work tipple, a cheeky midweek night out with the boys or a night cap and cruise on your way home. THURSDAY 1ST MAY CLUBS & EVENTS David Hoyle’s Still Life at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 7pm. Show 8.30pm. £10. David Hoyle presents a series of conversation based performances exploring spirituality, art, academia, queer history and more. TONIGHT: Queer history with performance artist Lavinia C-op. London Bearfest 2014 at The Kings Arms, 23 Poland Street, Soho, W1F 8QL. 8-11.30pm. Free entry. The capital’s first Bearfest 2014 launches with Doctor Woof and MEAT boys Adrian and Fannar bringing the boys to the yard, plus fundraising for the Ben Cohen Standup Foundation. Vibe at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 11pm-4am. Weekly night of urban sounds from DJs Nastee and Robski, with PopVibe in the bar and the upstairs SexVibe cruise room. G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. Hot pop sounds get played out across the club, drink specials, cute guys and an almost unrivalled highly electric atmosphere. Open 7 days. Thursgays at East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10.30pm-late. Midnight Yeast Cabaret deliver a performance by Oozing Gloop, Lewis Barton and Rodent Decay with tunes by resident DJs playing pop, dance, R’n’B, disco and electro. Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 6pm-3am. FREE. The legendary Tasty Tim and guests spin the pop sounds and floor fillers. Room Service at Miabella, 12-13 Greek Street, Soho, W1D 4DJ. 10pm-3am. Don’t you dare miss this fiercely social, sexy club spot, playing edgy and upfront house. Expect hot gogo eye candy and hosted by fab scene faces. Get snapped by the legendary resident papper! Ted’s TV/TS Night at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road. 7pm-2am. £5. The night for fellas in frocks and their admirers. G-A-Y Porn Idol at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-4am. Discount wristbands from G-A-Y Bar. The biggest amateur strip contest in town is back! Win £100 on the night and maybe £1,000 in the Final. Plus, hot pop spun across the venue. To compete text 07789 553 868 or email [email protected] BARS & CABARET VS at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1. 4pm-1am. Munroe Bergdorf and Adam Turner get you warmed up for Room Service with some unrivalled Thursday night hotness! Vanity Von Glow’s Cocktails in The Shufflewick Bar at The Black Cap, 171 Camden High Street, NW1 7JY. The popular Camden cabaret, pub and club hosts a new night of drag and drink. With special guest Silver Summers. Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. From 8pm. Weekly dance session at the popular Soho bar. Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. One of Soho’s best loved traditional gay pubs, always busy and always friendly and always fun. Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. Bar open 4pm-2am. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Popular South London cabaret/club spot. Gossip at West 5, Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. Ealing’s hugely popular club, bar and cabaret spot. Backing The Stars at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. Long running popular central London cabaret pub with Kevin Walsh. FULL LISTINGS AVAILABLE AT WWW.QXMAGAZINE.COM 53 Your Dirrrty THURSDAY 24TH APRIL Vault: Cruise/Stripped at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. DAY CRUISE (1-7pm. £6). STRIPPED (7pm-1am. £7). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get nude and rude. Strictly naked, except footwear. Eagle London Cruise at 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Members FREE, guests FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Men-only cruise bar for blokes, bears, and their mates. The Underground Club, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm) Underwear fun. SPANKZ (6pm-10pm) CP night for rougher, tougher play. Followed by COME TO DADDY (10pm-2am). SexVibe at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 10pm-late. £5. Cruise session, dark room and horny house beats while Vibe and PopVibe spin urban and pop tunes downstairs. FRIDAY 25TH APRIL Cruise/Dark Room at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Rd, W14. 7pm-midnight. £3. Dirty, sexy cruise night. Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. DAY CRUISE (1-7pm. £6). NIGHT CRUISE (7pm-1am. £7). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise 54 Diary spot minute’s from the West End. Fitladz at Barcode, 69 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. 9pm-9am. £8 members, £10 guests. Get sexy at this cruise/club sesh! Horny lads, hot grooves, plus extended cruise space. The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm, £4 entry) Undies only! XXX CLUB (7pm-midnight) The night for exhibitionist fun – leave with your own DVD. PAUNCHY (midnight-4am) The club for big bellied men and those that admire them. SATURDAY 26TH APRIL Cum Union Sex Party at SE5 Dungeon, 156 Wells Way, Camberwell, SE5 7SY. 9.30pm-late. £15. Full bar, 1,000ft play area, coat check, slings, cage, benches, smoking area, wet room and more. The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm, £4) Best undies for the boys. COLLARED (7pm-midnight) Friendly BDSM night. Harder at Bar Berlin, Arch 47c, South Lambeth Road, SW8. 10pm-4am. Macho night of leather, rubber, skin, uniform, industrial, or just boots/jocks. Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. DAY CRUISE (1pm-7pm. £6) NIGHT CRUISE (7pm-1am. £7). Free drink, cloakroom, re-entry. Dark corners, catch a dirty movie, indulge your carnal side. The Hoist at Arches 47b & 47c, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RH. BOYS & SIRS (2pm-7pm) Spanking/CP/punishment event. SBN AFTERDARK (Arch 1) Dresscode naked and live show. Pleasuredrome at Arch 124 Cornwall Road, Waterloo SE1 8XE. Open 24/7. £15, £12 under 25 with ID. FREE towel. Cruise all day and night with plenty of rooms to play. Licensed bar. Buff at MA1 Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm. £8 members/£9 guests (free drink/coat check). Naked, shorts or underwear. The Backstreet at MA1 Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4UA. 10pm-3am. Free members b4 10.45pm/£4 after, £7 others. Free all night in rubber. SUNDAY 27TH APRIL Chill Out at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road. 7pm-2am. £3 b4 10pm, £5 after. Mixed/gay crowd of cruisey guys. Pleasuredrome at Arch 124 Cornwall Road, Waterloo SE1 8XE. Open 24/7. £15, £12 under 25 with ID. FREE towel. Cruise day and night, plenty of rooms to play. Licensed bar. Buff at MA1 Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm. £8 members/£9 guests (free drink/ coat check). Horny, naked cruise party. Stay on for after-party ‘til late - arrive before 9.30pm! (Closed 1st Sunday of the month for Lycra night HERO’S) The Hoist at Arches 47b & 47c, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RH. S.B.N. (2-7pm) Fully naked cruise club. N.B.N. vs S.E.X. (9pm-1am) Wear what you like, do who ya want. Vault: Underwear/ Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. UNDERWEAR (1-7pm. £6). CRUISE (7pm-1am. £7). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Just pants b4 7pm, then cruise ‘til late. S.O.P. at The Underground Club, Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. 1pm-midnight. £7. Yellow fun for waterworks fans. MONDAY 28TH APRIL Vault: Cruise/Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. CRUISE (1-7pm. £6). STRIPPED (7pm-1am. £7). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise session first before naked time (except footwear). The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm) BUTT NAKED (6pm-10pm) Strip down and get off with like-minded guys. HARD CRUZ (10pm-1am, free entry) Hard cruzing for horny guyz. Pleasuredrome at Arch 124 Cornwall Road, Waterloo SE1 8XE. Open 24/7. £15, £12 under 25 with ID. FREE towel. Cruise day and night with plenty of rooms to play. Licensed bar. Sportswear Cruise at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Rd, W14. 7pm-midnight. £3. Football shorts freaks, Speedo lovers, basketball tops (and bottoms), rugby buggers and trackie sluts unite! TUESDAY 29TH APRIL Underwear/Naked at Ted’s Place, 305s North End Rd, W14. 7pm-midnight. £4. Strictly underwear only. Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1-7pm, £6. 7pm-1am. £7. Cruising session at this horny hot spot. The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. S.O.P. (6pm-1am) Yellow fun for waterworks fans. Eagle London Cruise at 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Members FREE, guests FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Men-only cruise bar for blokes, bears, and their mates. WEDNESDAY 30TH APRIL N.B.N. at The Hoist, 47b South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 9pm-1am. £8.50. If ya like to strip, but prefer to add some boots or a tasteful accessory rather than go full monty. 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Deadline for editorial and display advertisement inclusion is Thursday, six days before the relevant issue cover date. Sorry, but we cannot be held responsible for any unsolicited manuscripts, illustrations or photographs. 62 Hi Chris, You are right to be a little confused. Us doctors and the government have been saying for a long time that saturated fats (found in animal and full-fat dairy products) are major contributors to the development of heart disease. National guidelines on diet encourage that our fat intake, to be mostly monounsaturated (fats in avocado, nuts, and vegetable oils, such as canola, olive, and peanut oils that we know lower your “bad” cholesterol and keep “good” cholesterol levels high), with only small amounts of saturated fat (found in animal foods, such as milk, cheese, and meat cream and butter). But things seem to be changing. In fact research that pooled data from lots of individual research studies, 72 in fact, shows that saturated fats are probably not as responsible for heart disease as once thought. So you can likely have your occasional bacon butty, dripping with butter, without worrying that your arteries were furring up with every bite. What poses the greatest risk of heart disease (because it raises cholesterol) are trans-fats, a fat that has been changed by a process called hydrogenation. It’s found mostly in processed oilbased products as it increases the shelf life of fat and makes the fat harder at room temperature. Figuring out if a food contains transfat can be tricky. You can check the information label, find the total fat content then subtract the saturated fat, the mono and polyunsaturated fats. This leaves the trans-fat. If the food label doesn’t give the exact quantities then the list of the ingredients is in order of quantity, from most to least. If hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated oils are listed early on the list you know the product contains lots of trans-fats. If you find this all a bit too much then simply cut back on processed or fast foods, shop bought cakes and biscuits, some margarines and salad dressings. Of course, this doesn’t mean that you can pile on the butter as eating too much fat (that’s more than 30g a day for a guy) it problematic as it contains so many calories. Low fat diets are no good too as studies show that people then tend to eat more sugar and carbs that can lead to becoming overweight. So, in summary it’s just about eating the right amount and right types of fat.
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