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THE DINOSAUR TIMES
Dinosaur Jokes
Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
Because they can't afford new ones!
What did Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera -bottom!
What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor? Long
distance!
What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All
of them. Houses can't jump!
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the
chicken's day off!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
I'm-so-saurus!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping
the floor? Dino-sore!
What's better than a talking dinosaur? A spelling
bee!
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