ACJC hears fraternity theft case
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ACJC hears fraternity theft case
CAMPUS TIMES VOLUME 131, NUMBER 10 INSIDE Subway Spelunking Right beneath your feet is a world full of mystery, intrigue, and old tires. Read the narrative of our brave explorer’s travel. See story, Page 9. Bake sale debate The UR College Republicans wanted to provoke discussion about affirmative action. A group of faculty have responded in an angry letter, so it seems the College Republicans succeeded. See story, Page 3. Corporate UR? Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 ACJC hears fraternity theft case BY NICK FARRELL CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The All-Campus Judicial Council made a preliminary recommendation yesterday that the Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity should not live in their house on the Fraternity Quadrangle next year. The ruling came as the result of a Dec. 31 incident in which security officers found holiday decorations inside the ΣΑΜ house that had been reported stolen from homes in the Brighton area. “ΣΑΜ faces the loss of their house for the next year,” President of ΣΑΜ and junior Tim Maier said. “As long as they don’t have any problems [next year], they will be able to re-apply for their house.” Any recommendation ACJC makes as the result of its hearings is sent to Associate Dean of Students in charge of discipline Matt Burns, who may modify the decision before he gives it to the student or group. “One of the things that ACJC said [in their preliminary sanction] was that we can live together somewhere else so that we can work Ralph Nader’s ‘corporate’ remark stirred up emotions among students and administration. Find out how the UR administration responded! See story, Page 3. on the things in the fraternity that we have to work on.” Fraternity Presidents’ Council Chair and ΣΑΜ member junior Alex Braveman said. “[But] Dean Burns told us that because the application is due, there’s going to be no place for us to live [together].” “We don’t know what has come out of the Dean’s office. We have nothing official,” Director of Residential Life Logan Hazen said. Their housing is uncertain if ΣΑΜ loses its house since group applications for next year have been processed. “We haven’t heard anything official from the Dean’s office to see what — if anything — is possible [regarding ΣΑΜ members living together],” Hazen said. It is unlikely that ΣΑΜ members can live with each other since housing applications were due when the preliminary ruling came down. “We’re not being given a chance to live together.” Braveman said. “A lot of the juniors and seniors now want to move off campus. It’s going to be hard to do SEE ACJC, PAGE 5 ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF SUNNY DAY FOR A RECITATION Teaching Assistant Ross Robinson instructs a special outdoors recitation session for Physics 114 on the Eastman Quadrangle on March 23. SA Presidential candidates debate OC Living One TV show has the power to get men to watch soap operas — without the threat of force. See how “The OC” brings in a new audience. See story, Page 13. YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Hard Schedule There’s nothing soft about the schedule that softball has played this season. See how the Fighting Andres did at No. 7 SUNY Cortland and at No. 14 Ithaca College. See story, Page 22. Express yourself Eastman’s debate over pornography during its Sexual Awareness week leads students to question their civil liberties on campus. See story, Page 17. THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 Senator Hillary Clinton was awarded the Nursing Health and Humanity Award. Clinton presented with award BY JEFF KEESING CAMPUS TIMES STAFF U.S. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was the first ever recipient of the Nursing Health and Humanity Award from UR’s School of Nursing, on March 26. “Senator Clinton has been a tireless advocate for nurses and the practice of nursing,” Dean of the School of Nursing Patricia Chiverton said in a press release. “She understands how important it is to address the nursing shortage now, and she understands that investing in nurses and nursing today will help patients, the economy and health care in general in the very near future,” she said. “Her leadership makes her the perfect choice for this award.” Clinton was selected to re- ceive the award by the School of Nursing’s Dean Advisory Council. The Council chose Clinton because of her contributions toward advancing the science of nursing, influencing the professional practice and the public image of nursing. Upon receiving the award Clinton said, “I don’t deserve this award, SEE CLINTON, PAGE 5 BY CYRUS LEVESQUE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The Student Association Presidential debates were held last night in the Friel Lounge of Wilson Commons. The candidates debating were sophomore and SA Senator Matt Goldblatt, junior and Chief of Staff Ilana Kaplan-Shain, junior and Deputy Speaker of the Senate Pete Nabozny, and sophomore Dan Rudolph. All three candidates with leadership experience in student government chose to highlight that experience. “All the candidates are very qualified, but I’ve been involved in both branches of student government, the Senate and the executive branch,” Kaplan-Shain said. “I worked with Chris when we were forming the Cabinet. I have given everything I have to student government.” Kaplan-Shain is also the business manager of the Debate Team. “I’m the best candidate for the job because I have strong leadership skills, I’ve been involved in all [this year’s] reforms, I’ve worked on the Constitution,” Nabozny said. Nabozny is also the business manager of Grassroots. He admitted that he didn’t have Kaplan-Shain’s experience in the executive branch, but he felt that in his case it wouldn’t be a liability. “I’ve also worked on having blurred the lines between the senate and the executive branch,” he said. “So I feel that my lack of experience in the executive branch isn’t that big a deal.” Goldblatt also stressed his involvement in government. “I’ve been in Senate for two years, I’m project committee chair now,” he said. Goldblatt is also a brother Delta Upsilon, their vice-president of rush, a member of the Fraternities’ President’s Council, and a D-Lion. He felt his experience outside student government was as important as his work in it. “Having had lots of experience at this university, I believe I’d be in a good position to serve this campus,” he said. SEE DEBATE, PAGE 4 CAMPUS TIMES Page 2 CAMPUS TIMES Wilson Commons 102 University of Rochester Rochester, NY 14627 (585) 275-5942 FAX (585) 273-5303 www.campustimes.org CHADWICK SCHNEE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF • LEWIS POWELL MANAGING EDITOR • MICHAEL HE PRESENTATION EDITOR • KENNY LINSKY PRESENTATION EDITOR • CYRUS LEVESQUE NEWS EDITOR • SANDEEP MADHUR NEWS EDITOR • GREG DUBINSKY OPINION EDITOR • JACKIE BORCHARDT FEATURES EDITOR • COLIN BROWN FEATURES EDITOR • KIM GORODE EASTMAN EDITOR • CHRIS TICE SPORTS EDITOR • RICHARD TIPTON SPORTS EDITOR • NEIL JANOWITZ COMICS EDITOR • BRIAN GOLDNER GET OUT EDITOR • YUTING CHUANG PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • ANDREW SLOMINSKI PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • JENNA KATZ COPY EDITOR • JESSICA STOLL COPY EDITOR • JAMIE SOKOL COPY EDITOR • BEN HEATON COPY STAFF • TONY TERRADAS STAFF ILLUSTRATOR • MATTHEW HALL ONLINE EDITOR • LINDA GOODWIN BUSINESS MANAGER • ALLEN FITZSIMMONS MIRANDA GAUVIN MIKE GERTON BRIAN KIM JILL MARTINS ALISSA MILLER DAN MUHLENBERG THOMAS PARIS MATT RODANO KAREN TAYLOR STEPHANIE FITZPATRICK SENIOR STAFF CORRECTIONS: In last week’s edition of the Campus Times, a letter entitled “Bake sale goes astray” was misattributed to Stephanie Fitzpatrick, instead of its author Mike Litrownik. We apologize for this error. It is the policy of the Campus Times to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible following publication. If you believe you have a correction, please call the editor-in-chief at x5-5942. Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “I’m not allowed to comment. I can’t say if ACJC even heard the case.” — Erica Contini, Chief Justice of ACJC, see story on Page 1. Weather Information provided by www.weather.com. THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY Mostly rainy through the day accompanied with some wind. High 46, low 40. Plenty of rain showers along with wind chills. High 46, low 38. Rain showers during most of the day. High 50, low 33. Possibility of snow and rain showers late in the day. High 44, low 31. Campus Briefs Women & politics discussed A panel discussion called “Women in Politics” was held in Dewey 1-101 on March 30. The panel addressed issues ranging from why female representatives remain scarce in government to the unique challenges and expectations that women face when they are elected. Members included Director of the Anthony Center for Women’s Leadership Nora Bredes, Political Science Professors Richard Niemi and Valeria Sinclair-Chapman and Democratic Party Chair for Monroe County Molly Clifford. Assistant Professor of Political Science Mark Keyser served as moderator. Clifford blamed the lack of female representation in the government on the difficulty of finding qualified women willing to run. “In our society, women still take up the bulk of child rearing,” she said. “Many feel that their first responsibility is for a child’s life, and also for business life. For many, politics is not a consideration.” On the other hand, once women overcome these inhibitions and “take the plunge” into politics, they often make better candidates, according to Clifford. As to their conduct as legislators, SinclairChapman observed that “woman representatives’ actions are similar to male representatives.” Still, they may feel more motivated to advocate gender-related issues such as equal pay for women. Niemi said that, in contrast to their male counterparts, woman often exhibit “interaction, policy, office and staff differences.” Sinclair-Chapman observed that “women who take on [roles] of men in politics are often disparaged.” Niemi was optimistic that gender is becoming a moot point in politics today, although the process of change is slow. Other panelists were not so sure about Niemi’s assertion, and cautioned that old prejudices die hard. IN BRIGHT SUN SHADES A MUST FOR READING Junior Jonathan Elliott does some reading last Tuesday on the steps of Rush Rhees Library. ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior wins prestigious Truman Scholarship Junior Jesse Bailey was awarded the Harry S. Truman Scholarship, providing him with $26,000 for graduate studies. He is one of only 77 students, from a pool of 609 candidates, nationwide to receive the highly competitive award. Established in 1975, the Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation awards scholarships to college students to attend graduate school in preparation for careers in government or other public service fields. Bailey is majoring in political science, African and African American Studies and history. Currently, he is studying abroad in London, as an intern in the House of Commons. He has been given the Eli and Mildred Sokol Prize for outstanding sophomore male leadership and the Alice DeSimone Student Life Award. Last summer, Bailey worked with government agencies and non-profit groups to increase knowledge and awareness of urban issues. Bailey will pursue a joint graduate degree in law, community and regional planning. Senate establishes limit to speaker funds The Senate voted to establish a maximum of $5,000 of Students’ Association funds that can be allocated for any speaker that is not arranged through or in conjunction with the Outside Speakers Committee. The Students’ Association Appropriations Committee recommended the cap as a result of continued budget negotiations for next year. “We wanted to put some control constraints on those programs in these times of fiscal need. Because OSC has the most experience with speakers we will rely on their expertise,” SAAC Senator and freshman James Alexander said. Groups bringing a speaker costing more than $5,000 to campus will still be able to if they work in conjunction with OSC. The debate was contentious, but in the end the motion passed with eight senators supporting it, seven against it and two abstaining. Reporting by Jeff Keesing, Sandeep Madhur and Ben Heaton. Security Update Student caught masturbating in Rush Rhees BY BEN HEATON & SANDEEP MADHUR CAMPUS TIMES STAFF An unidentified suspect was reported to be masturbating in Rush Rhees Library on two separate occasions. The first incident took place at 7:04 p.m. on March 28 and the second took place at 5:15 p.m. on March 30, according to UR Security. The student were reported to be in the 100M stacks and the new third floor stacks, respectively. The suspect immediately left the area upon realizing he had been noticed. Physical descriptions provided by the victims were similar, according to UR Security Investigator Dan Lafferty. It is believed that the same suspect is responsible for both incidents. No police reports were filed, according to UR Security. Laptop stolen from UR Bookstore UR Bookstore employees in the Frederick Douglass building reported the theft of a laptop between 5 p.m. on March 26 and 10:30 a.m. on March 29. The computer was removed from its case. It had been unscrewed from the counter to which it was secured, according to UR Security. The laptop had an estimated value between $1,800 and $1,900. It was the property of Microsoft, according to Security. Audio devices stolen from Strong Audio equipment was reported to be stolen from Strong Auditorium on March 28. The estimated value of the equipment is $1,200, according to UR Security. The items had been placed beneath the stage by concert staff following an event on Feb. 7. They were discovered missing on March 28, according to Lafferty. Wallet and sweater stolen from cyclist A visitor riding his bike was approached by four youths on the bike path along Wilson Blvd at 8:24 p.m. on March 24. The victim was on his way to an event at the university when he was attacked by the suspects, according to security. The suspects knocked the victim off his bike and took his wallet, according to UR Security. They fled down the path towards Ford Street after stealing the wallet. The victim was reportedly struck in the arms by one or more of the suspects, according to UR Security. According to UR Security, his backpack contained a sweater. The sweater was stolen from his bike. The wallet was located nearby, but with $40 stolen, according to Lafferty. Police and security checked the surrounding areas for the suspects with no results, according to security. The victim declined medical attention. Information provided by UR security Heaton can be reached at [email protected]. Madhur can be reached at [email protected]. Thursday, April 1, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Page 3 Bake sale draws Nader’s speech offends some ire of professors BY ALISSA MILLER University,” the letter states. CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The letter also notes problems 35 professors sent a letter with the baked goods available. to President of the University “The bigoted nature of their Thomas Jackson, in response to activity is both clear and unacceptlast week’s College Republican able,” the letter states. “Why offer “Affirmative Action Bake Sale” for sale Oreos and Moon Pies rather protest. The letter, dated March 26 than Granola, Oatmeal Cookies and signed by Associate Professor and Apple Turnovers?” James Johnson and 34 publicly “We choose [the baked goods] unidentified professors, was read because they are popular,” junior in several classes this week along Clarence Hardy said. “As a black with Jackson’s response. person, if I felt in any way it was At the heart of the letter is an a racist decision, I would have put assertion that the protest is not a stop to it.” protected under the First AmendLebowitz felt the letter was not ment, as it creates a hostile envi- about the issue of the bake sale ronment. adressed. Jackson firmly disagreed in “The intent of the letter is not his response letto argue against ter. “The ‘bake our stance on ‘As a black sale’ was, in my affirmative acopinion, clearly person, if I felt in tion,” Lebowitz symbolic speech, said. “[Johnson’s any way it was a letter makes] no picking up on a belief—any form substantive arracist decision, I of consideration gument.” of race in admis- would have put a “We in no way sions is wrong contest the right stop to it.’ — that (among of the students — CLARENCE HARDY others) four of who staged the member of the college nine justices of the Bake Sale to republicans Supreme Court of think and say the United States what they want, effectively agree with,” Jackson [but] we want to point out that their said in a letter. rights are constrained by the same “They say it isn’t a First Amend- rules that govern other members ment issue, but that’s exactly what of the University community,” the it is,” President of the College letter stated. “In addition to issuing Republicans sophomore Noah a forthright response to this event Lebowitz said. we ask that you initiate an inquiry “We ask that — at a minimum — to ascertain whether the students the [administration] immediately, involved complied with relevant forthrightly and publicly denounce University policies.” this activity as inappropriate in our Jackson responded to the request intellectual community,” Johnson in his letter. “Nor do I think an exsaid in his letter. amination into whether University “[You are] free to pursue those policies were otherwise complied claims under established proce- with is one that the administration dures,” Jackson wrote. “But for the should undertake, as that would be administration to move against this an investigation based, in the first [clearly] symbolic speech would be instance, on the ‘content’ of speech. a matter that, itself, would have (I am told that the bake sale did not greater repercussions.” receive any SA funds.)” The letter from Johnson notes “I hope the professors who signed problems with the intent of the it would see that our motives are protests. not bigoted or racist, but rather “It was designed to question the we were motivated by concern presence on our campus of indi- about what our university — and viduals students who, by virtue of many other universities — do,” their gender, racial and/or ethnic Hardy said. identities, the College Republicans Miller can be reached at assume have no rightful place at the [email protected]. BY MAGGIE LINDSTROM Presidential candidate Ralph Nader’s comments questioning the purposes and intentions of UR’s Board of Trustees, made in his speech in Strong Auditorium on March 24, provoked responses from the administration. “Do we really need to say it?” Nader said to a sold-out crowd. “[UR] has long been known as one of the most corporate universities.” He went on to criticize the Board of Trustees saying, “[UR] trustees should [implement civic classes], they should take off their corporate jackets and look out for the interests of the students.” He also noted that the board was composed mainly of high-ranking executives and lawyers from corporate law firms. President Thomas Jackson questioned the extent of the knowledge Nader possessed about the university and the board. “I find it interesting to think that Mr. Nader knows enough about this university, or its board, to make sweeping comments of the sort that have been reported in the press,” Jackson said. Vice President and General Secretary Paul Burgett also questioned Nader’s basis for making such comments. “Several items in his speech were particularly interesting to me including the general allegation that ‘UR has long been known as one of the most corporate universities,’” Burgett said. “According to whom? And compared to whom? To call this university ‘one of the most corporate-dominated colleges in the country’ has no basis in reality.” Associate Dean of Students Mat Burns disagreed. “Such comments lead to scrutiny and legitimate examination, not to mention the fact that freedom of speech is an essential part of education,” Burns said. Many students are unaware of UR’s partnerships and expenditures and declined to comment. “I honestly don’t know enough about the school’s corporate policy to make an educated comment,” freshman Chris Hannon said. Other students, however, noted the decreasing value of housing and meal plans and the rising cost of tuition. Whether or not Nader’s characterization of the university was fair, the university does have a problem with communication, according to students. Even more mysterious to students were the activities and identities of the Board of Trustees. “[The] U of R Board of Trustees are not really in touch with the students,” freshman Marquis Harrison said. “They meet about twice a year to vote and make decisions that are usually about finance and politics. They take no direct action on campus,” Harrison added. SEE, NADER, PAGE 5 Kidney lecture proposes solution BY PHIL REICHENBERGER live kidney donor pairs based on an CAMPUS TIMES STAFF idea dealing with house allocations Economist and George Gund in college by Atila AbdulkadiroProfessor of Economics and Busi- glu and Tayfun Sönmez from Koç ness Administration at Harvard University. University Alvin Roth delivered a Most live donor transplants oclecture where he proposed methods cur between family members, but on how to handle there are many the shortage of variables needed kidneys used for There are many to be addressed transplants on organ compatvariables needed for March 29. ibility, including to be addressed blood type and This lecture was part of the tissue type. for organ Lionel McKenBlood type comcompability. zie lecture series, patibility is deterwhere graduate mined by A, B, AB students choose or O. O blood type a notable person in economics to can donate to anyone, A can donate speak each year. The series honors to A or AB, B can donate to B or Wilson Professor Emeritus of Eco- AB and AB can donate to AB. In nomics Lionel McKenzie. this situation, people with O blood Roth devised a system for the type is at a disadvantage since they optimization of finding suitable can only take O type. Tissue type is determined by six proteins, two of A, two of B and two of DR. Tissue type or HLA type is more complex than blood type due to antibodies. Roth cited such a case between husband and wife. Due to pregnancy, the wife may have developed antibodies to her husband’s proteins, making her husband an incompatible donor. When such a case arises, the couple can go on the waiting list or find another couple to trade compatible kidneys with. Top trading cycles works off incentive — people have goods others want and vice-versa. This method requires simultaneous transplants, otherwise incentives can be affected. Results were shown using a sample of 30 people. When no exchange was involved, only cadaver kidneys SEE KIDNEY, PAGE 4 Page 4 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Talk educates on risqué films BY YOSUKE AOYAMA increasingly growing out of touch CAMPUS TIMES STAFF with contemporary audiences,” Assistant Professor at the Uni- Cameron said. versity of North Texas’s DepartPrior to Benshoff’s lecture, ment of Radio, Television and Film Dryden Theatre screened “Myra Harry M. Benshoff gave a lecture Breckinridge,” an X-rated loathtitled, “Beyond the Valley of the some genre film. During the Classical Hollywood Cinema — Re- lecture, Benshoff showed a scene thinking the Loathsome Films of from it to audiences, in which 1970” on March 25. Myra, played by Racquel Welch, It was sponsored by UR Film and uses a strap-on dildo to sodomize Media Studies and the Program in a cowboy actor. Visual and Cultural Studies. “I became interested in these The term “loathsome films” [loathsome] films because of uncomes from a series of Hollywood believable content and violation movies in the late 1960s and early of style that were coming out from 1970s featuring unprecedented major film productions,” Benseditious content and style. “All shoff said. “I can’t imagine a film loathsome films feature gay, sexual like ‘Myra Breckinridge’ will be and transgender coming out from topics,” Benshoff 20th Century-Fox said. “And it also ‘Loathsome films today.” generates controMany film critare, from the versies because of ics commented generalized queer that loathsome point of view of content.” films are detheir markets, a Benshoff, a notstroying Ameried scholar, argued can morals and reflection of joy, that the films, are emotionally not hate.’ some of which retarded films. were supported — MICHAEL SARNE Benshoff shared by major Hollydirector a quotation from wood studios like critic John Simon 20th Centurywith the audience. Fox, allowed Hollywood to explore “The [loathsome] film progresses views toward gender, sexuality and not by what I imagine a series of violence. electroshocks to be like, but a shock CAS 105 “Culture and Obscen- treatment administered not by a ity” teacher Joseph Cameron therapist but by a misprogrammed included more reasons why Hol- computer,” Simon said. lywood began making these films in Cameron said that although the 70s. “At the time, studio heads, Simon hated these films, he had the same ones who had been run- reasons for hating them. “The ning the show for a long time were first is that they do not follow the established rules for constructing conventional Hollywood films,” Cameron said. “And the second criterion for Simon is that the films refuse to give us conventionally pleasing spectacles.” “[Simon] also complains about all the homosexuality and perversion in the films rather than question the power dynamics that structure his thinking about film,” Cameron added. However, Benshoff mentioned that not all loathsome films contain pornographic scenes. Hence, he later showed a scene from the film “End of the Road” to the audiences. In the scene, a college professor who is standing still on the platform of the train station searches for meaning and identity in the modern world and goes through psychosis of post-war American culture while the train is passing by. “In this [End of the Road] scene of the film, the director attacks on mainstream American politics,” Benshoff said. “It is a cry of the American film and invokes social changes.” As a supporter of loathsome films, Benshoff shared another quotation from Michael Sarne, director of “Myra Breckinridge.” Sarne argues that the loathsome films introduced a new wave to the Hollywood. “Loathsome films are, from the point of view of their markets, a reflection of joy, not hate, a new artistic freedom that the movie business has been lacking and badly needs,” Sarne said. Aoyama can be reached at [email protected]. ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior Ilana Kaplan-Shain speaks at the presidential debate. Also running are sophomore Daniel Rudolph, junior Pete Nabozny, and sophomore Matt Goldblatt. Debate: Issues addressed CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Rudolph is an active member of Students for Social Justice, but he has never held a leadership position before. However, he didn’t see this as a liability. He felt that his perspective as an outsider made up for any possible lack of experience. “We’re all equal. We’re all intelligent. We all know how to get things done,” Rudolph said. “If you want something different, vote for me because I have no experience.” All candidates had similar opinions on the current issues of the College Republicans’ bake sale and judicial sanctions against fraternities. They all expressed disagreement with the bake sale, but supported it on the principle of freedom of speech. “The College Republicans had every right to hold the affirmative action bake sale,” Nabozny said. “That being said, I think it was a cheap publicity stunt.” “I think [UR] should not take any action,” Goldblatt said. All agreed that fraternities are a necessary part of campus life. “Obviously, the frats [sic] are suffering,” Rudolph said. “They just aren’t fun to go to any more.” Goldblatt felt that the recent rulings against ΑΔΦ and ΣΑΜ were a complicated issue. “I also see a large part [of the problem] being that [some] groups aren’t living up to the potential they have,” he said. Nabozny and Goldblatt both stressed the importance of acting as facilitators as president. “The SA President has to be an enabler, has to push people to do these things,” Nabozny said. “I believe in a need for communication,” Goldblatt said. But while agreeing with them in some ways, Kaplan-Shain and, to a lesser extent, Rudolph were more concerned with specific issues. “Keeping [up] with the decentralization theme, I’d like Security to be [decentralized],” she said. “The needs of the River Campus are different from the needs of Memorial Art Gallery and the Medical Center.” Kaplan-Shain would also try to address the issue of parking. “All the good lots get sold first, because all the lots are priced the same,” she said. “I want to lower the prices of distant lots.” Levesque can be reached at Kidney: Roth enlightens UR ����������������������������������������������� ������������������������������������������������ ������������������������������ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 54 percent of the people received kidneys, with paired exchanges 68 percent of people received kidneys and with top trading cycles 82 percent received kidneys. Roth, who specializes in game theory and experimental economics, displayed statistics to show the state of the current kidney transplant situation. According to Roth, 55,000 people are on the waiting list for cadaver kidneys in the United States. In 2002, Roth stated that 8,000 transplants of cadaver kidneys took place and that 3,400 patients died while on the waiting list. In addition, 6,000 transplants took place while the kidney donor was alive. Reichenberger can be reached at [email protected]. NOW THROUGH SATURDAY, APRIL 3 ALL JEANS Buy One, Get One 50% off Buy one pair at regular price and get the second pair 50% off. Higher price prevails. * ALL BOOTS 10 off $ 20 off $ 30 off $ all boots $85 & under* all boots $90 - $110* all boots $115 & over* When you’ve got a job to do Rochester • 3333 W. Henrietta Rd • 716 427-2440 57 Locations! Call 1-800-WORKNGEAR for a store near you. * Brands vary by store. Limited to store stock. No special orders. While supplies last. See stores for details. CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 Page 5 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Clinton: Leadership lauded also the insured. The best insurCONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 but it’s nice because I’ve tried in ance cannot make up for not having some small way to improve the the best burn unit and the best fapublic image, the importance of cilities.” Despite the budget issues, nursing and the role nurses play in Clinton pledged to do what she could to support UR’s endeavors. the public health care system.” The award was presented during Clinton stressed her belief that UR was continuing to pioneer the the Future of Care Campaign Gala, field of nursing. “Part of what we celebrating a $13.3 million school are focused on at the university is expansion plan. In addition to conto remain on the cutting edge of structing a new wing, the expannursing and to figure out ways to sion will allow the School of Nursattract and keep people in nursing,” ing to increase its enrollment by 60 percent, take Clinton said. “We advantage of the want to create a system where ‘I am a great fan latest computer create UR serves as a of Rochester — its technology, new faculty posimodel for other schools.” assets, its human tions and fund In addition to new research cencapital and ters within the voting in supits intellectual school. port of several “I cannot be bills and amendcapital.’ more enthusiments that aim to — HILLARY CLINTON astic about the train and support senator future of the Uninurses, Clinton versity of Rocheswas a sponsor ter,” Clinton said, of the Nurse Reinvestment Act, which provides continuing on her theme of proggrants for nursing education and ress. “I am a great fan of Rochester — its assets, its human capital and recruitment. Clinton mixed criticism of its intellectual capital.” “Rochester has changed from an the current federal budget deficit into her comments. industrial to an intellectual and “[The current situation] is un- now to a global community,” she dermining America’s growth and said. “I am betting on Rochester for future,” Clinton said. “We are not a future worthy of its past.” Additional reporting by making investments to a healthier Maggie Lindstrom. future and to health care. The issue Keesing can be reached at of health care is not only about [email protected]. ering the uninsured anymore, but Are YOU a glutton for punishment? Contact Sandeep or Cyrus at x5-5942. You are not alone, and do not have to suffer the pain and burden of grief and alienation any longer. Project Rachel is a sensitive, confidential, private, postabortion reconciliation program offering a renewed sense of hope and forgiveness. 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Some, like freshman Michael Iannotti, asked what the term “corporate” means about a university. “I think the school is a bit blind and deaf towards the students,” Iannoti said. “If that means that UR is corporate, then so be it.” In his speech, Nader warned that corporate partnerships could lead to biased interests. According to the Annual Report of Sponsored Program Activities for the fiscal year 2003, UR received over $250 million from sponsors that gave over one million dollars. Some of the many companies included Amgen, the Department of Energy and Teva Pharmaceuticals. UR’s endowment is currently a little over one billion dollars. While corporations are a source of funding, the government plays a much larger role. Burns stressed the importance of these partnerships. “I have seen institutions thrive because of such partnerships, gaining resources they otherwise would not have had,” Burns said. He did, however, warn that they need to be handled wisely. “Such relationships need to be forged carefully. I think there are some potential conflicts of interest, and I think colleges and universities need to know exactly what the partnership would mean to both organizations,” Burns said. Lindstrom can be reached at [email protected]. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 what we have to when the leadership is off-campus. The new leadership of our house [is] trying to change what went on. It’s going to be hard to [really] change what’s going on when we’re not living together.” Although the parameters of the sanction have been outlined by the ACJC, the decision is preliminary. “We do have the option to appeal the sanction.” Maier said. ΣΑΜ’s president expressed regret for the situation. “We as members of ΣΑΜ apologize for any embarrassment we may have brought to the academic community here at the university.” Maier said. “We’re going to fight for our house and continue to have a presence on campus.” “I’m not allowed to comment,” Chief Justice of ACJC and senior Erica Contini said. “I can’t say whether ACJC even heard the case.” Associate Dean of Students in charge of discipline Matthew Burns also declined to comment. If Burns approves the ACJC recommendations, the decision may still not be final. “Once we get this in writing, we have a week to appeal, which we’re planning to do,” Braveman said. Although ΣΑΜ may lose its house, its chapter will likely remain intact. “[ΣΑΜ is] still affiliated with the university and [its national chapter],” Maier said. Maier does not expect legal charges pressed against individual brothers. Farrell can be reached at [email protected]. ACJC: Preliminary verdict against ΣAM CAMPUS TIMES Page 6 Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g EDITORIAL OBSERVER CAMPUS TIMES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. EDITORIAL BOARD CHADWICK SCHNEE • LEWIS POWELL • GREGORY DUBINSKY CYRUS LEVESQUE • JESSICA STOLL The editor-in-chief and the editorial board make themselves available to the UR communityʼs ideas and concerns. Appointments can be arranged by calling x5-5942 or by e-mail at [email protected]. L Of free speech ast Friday’s College Republican-hosted affirmative action bake sale elicited charged responses from students and university faculty alike, including a letter written by Professor James Johnson that was signed by 34 faculty members condemning the event in uncouched terms and demanding censure and punitive action from the university. In return, President Thomas Jackson defended the students’ right to symbolic speech, which is protected by the First Amendment. Indeed, we feel that any punitive action taken by the university against the College Republicans would effectively suppress the free expression of speech. As a newspaper, traditionally a public arena for open debate, it is our duty to strongly support the strict protection of First Amendment rights. Whatever anyone’s position may be on affirmative action or specifically on the bake sale itself, it was the undeniable right of the College Republicans’ to express that opinion. Responses to the event should call for additional debate and discussion, not for silence. We should invite more speech, not demand less. It is not only the obligation of a newspaper but that of a university as well to foster tolerance of diverse viewpoints. If there is one place in which opinions should be able to be freely expressed, it is within the university community. We support Jackson’s defending the action itself without his necessarily endorsing the message it promoted. Issues should be addressed, not buried. Affirmative action is being debated on campuses all over the country and this particular event was not itself unprecedented. In an environment that encourages learning, discussion, and open-mindedness to different beliefs, charged issues should be afforded the free expression and open debate they deserve rather than the unfair silencing of a viewpoint which cannot be ignored. Freedom to speak, especially to speak unpopular ideas, is so fundamental of a freedom, that whenever it is called into question, we must all as a tolerant, open-minded community come to its defense. A Nader idealistic but unrealistic s an expensive private liberal arts college in New York, we are in one of the most left-wing places between San Francisco and Paris. Therefore, presidential candidate Ralph Nader, formerly of the Green Party but now running as an independent, can expect to receive a lot of support at UR. Unfortunately, supporting Nader would be a serious mistake. To vote for Nader is to take a principled stand that flies in the face of all reason and longterm thought. To potential Nader supporters, I ask you — what is more important, sending the message that you are disenfranchised with the current two-party system or maybe, actually, in some slight way making the country a better place? And in case anyone has any doubts, it really is an “either-or” choice. If the Democratic Party’s base is co-opted by Nader, they won’t court the diehards at the expense of the other 90 percent of the population. They’ll just move closer to the middle. And even if they did CYRUS LEVESQUE • NEWS EDITOR swing left — which they won’t — it would not be in time to reclaim Nader’s supporters in this election. And then we would have four more years of monumental deficit spending, entitlements weighted toward the rich, public policy based on one man’s religious beliefs and mishandled wars. John Kerry wasn’t my first or even my second choice for president. But in realistic terms, the choice for president is between him and Bush. So in November I’ll face a choice between Kerry, Bush and Nader. If I vote for Kerry the things I’m mad at Bush about will have a chance — small, sure, but real — of getting fixed. If I vote for Bush, they’ll all probably get worse. And if I vote for Nader, I’ll send a message to the Democratic Party that they need to be more radical and less concerned with getting elected. The choice is unpleasant, but it’s also very easy. So why is Nader running, then? The explanation many people accept is that he’s an egomaniac. But I disagree. If that were the case then he would have run as a Democrat this year or in 2000. He might have had the same effect Howard Dean did, only more so, and his chances of winning the election — though still tiny — would have been many times better than they have been in real life. But he didn’t do any of that. He’s standing by his principles. He believes that revolutionary changes to the two-party system are both possible and necessary. That’s his right. But my principles state that actually making a difference is a hundred times more important than making a statement and nothing more. If you agree with me on that, then don’t vote for Nader. Levesque can be reached at [email protected]. Greek shakeup R ecently, the All-Campus Judicial Council has ruled against Sigma Alpha Mu in connection with the theft of Christmas ornaments from Rochester neighborhoods, suspending the fraternity’s housing privileges. This decision, unfortunately timed so that ΣΑΜ cannot live as a group next year, comes in the wake of a similar action which prevented Alpha Delta Phi from retaining their house. There has been growing concern lately among students, the administration and trustees about Greek life at UR. Unfortunately, there are some elements of Greek life that have marred an otherwise laudable reputation, most notably in the recent case of larceny. Indeed, fraternities have been under closer scrutiny by trustees and administrators due to the unfortunate actions of a few. A negative perception of Greek life is beginning to arise among the rest of the community because of isolated incidents such as these, which have received much attention from local media. We believe that the Greek community has and continues to contribute positively to this campus, devoting themselves to charitable causes. If anything, recent negative attention should encourage each individual fraternity to defend themselves against unfair stereotyping with continued charitable activities by upholding the values that lie at the foundations of these . This is a great opportunity for each fraternity to respond to the rulings against ΣΑΜ and AΔφ in a way to show the rest of the Rochester community that, despite reprehensible mistakes that might have received a great deal of attention, Greek life will continue to make positive contributions to both the university community and the Rochester community. Full responsibility for the material that appears in this publication rests with the editor-in-chief. Opinions expressed in columns, letters or comics are not necessarily the views of the editors or the University of Rochester. Editorials appearing in the Campus Times are published with the express consent of a majority of the editorial board. The editorial board consists of the editor-in-chief, the managing editor, the opinions editor and two other editors elected by a majority of the editorial staff. The Campus Times is printed weekly on Thursdays throughout the academic year, except around and during university holidays. The first copy is free — each additional copy is $0.50. The Campus Times Online is published on the World Wide Web at www.campustimes.org and is updated Thursdays following publication. All materials herein are copyright © 2004 by the Campus Times. TONY TERRADAS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF EDITORIAL OBSERVER I Best thing on the ʻnet have been hearing a lot about this “Xanga” thing recently, and by recently I mean for the past four years. It’s grown and evolved into a world-wide infection that’s worse than MY_DOOM. Someone needs to put a stop to the abomination known as Xanga. This blog entry illustrates why. My fav xanga has a bright, multicolored background of the owner’s favorite pop star and text so similarly colored to the background that it’s impossible to read. i think it’s a shame because i’m sure that it’s witty, meaningful and insightful with regard to c00_DuDe’s life, as well as my own. i’m impressed by the layout and navigation, which is curiously cookie-cutter-like, but i’m sure he designed and coded it himself. the page is, after all, “skilled by c00_DuDe.” his javascript prowess is equally formidable. not just anyone can change your mouse cursor to an obnoxiously bright, walking dinosaur. ooh! and that floating clock thing may take up half of the screen, but it follows the dinosaur around! how cool is KENNY LINSKY • PRESENTATION EDITOR that? Unable to read any of his entries and simply overwhelmed by the flashing marquee declaring his love for the WWE, i venture to one of the 500 xangas he subscribes to. i am immediately disappointed — m4d_s3xy has been a member for nearly two days and only has three entries. her most recent one, consisting of seven lines of smileys, only got her four comments and six eprops — i guess she doesn’t have any friends. gawd, she hasn’t even posted her “what sex position are you?” quiz results, what a loser. just as i am about to give up on m4d_s3xy ‘s xanga and go update mine with a cool wipe effect to give my blog a cinematic feel, my favorite britney spears song starts to play. i instantly forgive her for having no friends and such a dull color scheme — she should totally have at least five colors per entry. I’ve been thinking about taking an hour or two out of all the time i spend checking to see how many comments i have to learn a little bit of html so i can make my own website. also there’s some cool designs at oswd.org that sparked some ideas for my own layout. maybe if i put a little bit of work into making my site it’ll show and people will appreciate the originality and novelty of it all. oh, brb, i’ve got mail!! Here, I plead with you — stop reading Xangas, make your own Web site, and get it hosted on the mail or CIF server. Don’t be like c00_DuDe, don’t be like this — Wow, it’s from hottie69@mail. com, i wonder who she is. oh wellz, it doesn’t matter cuz she sent me naked pictures of herself and her roommate, lolz! all i have to do, she said, is to install the program she sent me. i wonder wut this weird attachment thing is, i g2g check it out, cya l8r. Linsky can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 Page 7 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “I avow myself the partisan of truth alone.” — William Harvey University misconstrues intent of Greeks BY MONICA REYHANI CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The past two weeks have been a culmination of the past couple years as a dark time for Greek life at the University of Rochester, and therefore the overall quality of student life. By now, most people have heard that the brothers of Alpha Delta Phi and Sigma Alpha Mu have lost their houses, at least for the upcoming academic year. Although this may seem shocking to unaffiliated students, it is downright infuriating to many in the Greek community. Both sororities and fraternities on this campus have had to deal with a great deal of scrutiny, and frankly, are forced to constantly defend ourselves. Many of us are angry, but few will voice their raw opinions to the administration for fear that the situation will only worsen. Well, frankly, I refuse to sit by and watch as the foundation of a community of which I am proud to be a part crumbles beneath me. One of my closest friends and fellow Greek recently told me that the only way to change the system was to work within it. I used to believe that philosophy, and since my freshman year have taken leadership positions to attempt to evoke change. Unfortunately, I have since realized that we were both wrong. I had the opportunity this past Fall to assist in the creation of a presentation that was to be brought in front of the Greek Review Board. We were told that the administration, despite belief to the contrary, was not actively trying to make the university a dry campus or dismantle the Greek system. Working with some of the, then, optimistic leaders of the Greek community, we put together a coherent and convincing argument outlining the positive aspects of Greek life on campus and mentioning concerns that we had about our future. It received a positive response, and left us all feeling that being asked to spend endless hours preparing such a presentation — during finals, I might add — was time well spent. Due to recent actions taken against the Greek community, I am sorry to say that the intentions of my fellow presenters and I were futile. How can one work within a university system that time and time again proves that it has little to no faith in us? I realize now that the system can only be changed from the outside. However, I’m not just speaking for myself, when I say that the constant denial of privileges for the Greeks is frustrating, and a main source of apathetic feeling. Why should we bother defending ourselves or helping our fellow students with their activities and projects, co-sponsoring social events and lending our time, money and living spaces, if we won’t receive the same recognition for our effort than nonGreek students. Honestly, we don’t do the philanthropies to get our name in the newspaper, but it would be nice to know that our hard work is not for naught — that we have left some positive impression on the minds of the administration and the rest of the campus. Why should our organizations work hard to prepare housing applications simply to be overlooked for a newbie group with unclear intentions and questionable membership guidelines? Fraternities who have histories of stellar programming and no serious sanctions against them have been rejected admittance into Fraternity Quad housing, but a club that may or may not have potential gets a house? The very thought is mind boggling. I’m not going to sit on my soapbox and pretend that specific actions made by members of the Greek community should not be punished. Frankly, some of the events that prompted an administrative response houses were disappointing and just plain tactless. I implore Greeks to live up to the standards that are set forth by our charters. Furthermore, we must stick together. By committing crimes against our own community, we are equally responsible for its depletion. If we each respect each other’s spaces, rituals and programs, we will all benefit. Perhaps if we all work together in action rather than simply uttering empty words of unity, things really can change. The saddest aspect of the current situation is that the only way we can truly fight the university is to threaten them. One might say, “But you’re just penniless college students? What do you have that the university doesn’t?” And we can answer proudly, “Alumni” — those same alumni that get treated to a misconception of current university life every October during Meliora Weekend. I’m sure many students have wondered why the grass is a little bit shorter and greener during that weekend, why the food made available is certainly not from the same eateries at which we are forced to eat during the rest of the year and why suddenly Security is nowhere to be found on the Frat Quad at night. Heaven forbid our former counterparts see how life really is on campus — that the Frat Quad, despite scarce rejuvenations, has become a virtual ghost town. As the tents come down, and the complimentary food tables clear, all that is left is the students. It goes without saying that without the help of alumni donations, the majority of the student body wouldn’t be able to afford the ridiculous tuition at this school, and I would hate for those funds to dry up. However, I urge the alumni, especially those that are Greek, to ask more of their alma mater. I doubt that most alumni are aware of the current discontent among the students. Perhaps this ignorance is due to the huge age gap. Let’s face it — those of us who have siblings who attended the UR know that they are not the ones giving money back to the school — they have no money. Those that give to the school are those whose names are on the buildings. Are these the brothers and sisters coming to visit on random weekends? No. These alumni have no idea what life is really like on campus. Therefore, I urge all fraternities and sororities to get their alumni more involved in the activities of their organizations. Furthermore, all Greek alumni should pause when they get solicitous phone calls or letters, and inquire about the houses they may have helped build for their contemporaries. I think they’d like to know that they don’t exist anymore. I’m not naïve. I know that the voicing of my disdain comes with the risk of gaining a few enemies and being disregarded as an overdramatic sorority girl, but I can’t stress enough students how saddening all such news has been to me. Since I am currently not on campus, I must resort to hearing all of this news thirdhand from my sisters. My first thought has always been to take action, and hopefully, this has awakened students, administration, and especially Greeks to issues that need to be addressed. My hope is that the UR community wakes up and stops following a dimmed light. Reyhani can be reached at [email protected]. Human rights unfairly denied to migrant workers BY ERIC HUNG & KENNY THIERER Did you ever think about where your food comes from? That apple you had for a snack — who picked it? That glass of milk — who do you think milked the cow? We may know about the supermarkets we buy our food from. We may even know about the farmers that own the land where the food is grown. But too few know about the people who harvest the apples, milk the cows and work the farms. Over spring break we had the privilege to meet and serve several migrant farm workers in the Brockport area, a huge agricultural zone a mere 40 minutes away from this university. We had the opportunity to visit a migrant worker camp and see how they lived. The camp we visited was more than 15 minutes away from anything but farmland. So the migrant workers, most of who cannot drive, live in total isolation from society. Nevertheless, they continue to work long hours for wages averaging $5.94 an A one story building held six apartments for six families, with only one bath- hour. The Diocese of Rochester informed us that “one half of all individual farm room in the building. workers earn less than $7,500 per year A person that is not connected to the and one half of all farm bathroom has to leave worker families earned their apartment, and less than $10,000 per year, walk into another family’s home to relieve far below the 2001 U.S. Migrant workers themselves. poverty level of $17,650 for The apartment itself a family of four.” are employed had a cement floor, These wages alone conwithin 40 minutes stitute a grave injustice. openly shown rusted However, on top of that, pipes and bugs crawling of this university throughout. migrant farm workers are in deplorable We were told that not considered “employees” by the state of New while some camps are in conditions. York, and are therefore better condition, others are much worse. excluded from almost all The vast majority of state labor laws. farm-workers are Hispanic immigrants This includes such basic rights as a from Mexico and Central America. day of rest, which means that while most Migrant workers live and work in alworkers have a day off every eight days, most every county in New York. migrant farm workers can be required to Although the common perception is that work indefinitely. most farm-workers are illegal, in realThey are also denied overtime pay, ality 48 percent of the migrants are docuthough most work 60-70 hours a week. mented. Nor are they allowed to bargain collec- web poll Will you support a third party candidate? tively or join a union. It is our belief that this situation is unacceptable, and we urge you all to become informed on the issue. You can go to http:\\www.ruralmigrantministry.org to learn more about the organization we worked with and the issues and people we have presented to you. We hope that you will come to the same conclusions we have. The New York State House has passed legislation granting labor protections to migrant farm workers. However, the leadership of the State Senate has blocked passage of the same bill. You can contact your state senator and let them know how you feel on the issue. Remember, migrant farm workers are not here to steal our jobs or invade our society. They merely want to live and work peacefully with the possibility of attaining the American Dream. Hung can be reached at [email protected]. Therier can be reached at [email protected]. question Next Yes 14 %, 12 Votes No Do you think Sigma Alpha Mu should lose their house? 74 %,64 Votes Undecided vote online 12 %,10 Votes 0 20 Campus Times Online 40 60 80 100 http://www.campustimes.org CAMPUS TIMES Page 8 Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g CAMPUS TIMES endorses PETE NABOZNY In this time of governmental transition, the president of the Studentsʼ Association necessarily needs to be a facilitator. With a new constitution in the works, as well as proposed restructuring of the senate, any presidential candidate will need to not only continue the work started by Chris Caloʼs administration in repairing relationships between different branches of the government, but also deal with these upcoming changes. This coming term will be defined by the way in which this important transition occurs, and we see the role of the president as one who will best be able to manage, delegate, and promote productivity, while avoiding becoming entrenched in any particular element of the changeover. This past term has shown marked improvement, under Caloʼs leadership, in terms of coordination and cooperation within government with the administration. Ensuring the smooth functioning of the government ought to be the top priority for any candidate, and part of this is reflected by showing a certain flexibility of agenda. While it is important for the president to have clear goals, and outline a method of pursuing those goals, changing plans to meet the unforeseen challenges of the office will be crucial. In this election, junior Pete Naboznyʼs platform and experience set him apart as a candidate for the presidency. Nabozny was a senator in his sophomore year, and continued on to be the Deputy Speaker this year. While both for SA President junior Ilana Kaplan-Shain and sophomore Matt Goldblatt have experience in student government as well, Naboznyʼs unique interpretation of the role of the president under the proposed constitution places him in the best position to support the transition to come. Nabozny is approachable and self-assured, a combination which makes for a good representative of the student body. He can fill the role of facilitator and help to make sure that the parts of government function well together. Nabozny has shown an Ilana Kaplan-Shain Junior • Focused, dedicated, experienced, however, her style may not be the best for this transitional period ability to balance the various responsibilities and activities he is involved in with a role in student government, and will be capable of doing so even in this more intensive position. This is an ongoing process, and it is of the utmost importance that we move forward in both of these areas. Nabozny will need to work well with the administration and other student leaders, hopefully through the fulfillment of planned “umbrella groups” and senate restructuring, this can be accomplished. Kaplan-Shain is another excellent candidate. She also has a breadth of experience, and the focus and drive to succeed. She has shown herself able to accomplish tangible goals within the government, and has worked on both the executive and legislative branches. Kaplan-Shainʼs take on the presidency would differ from Naboznyʼs in character. She would be more hands-on, and more driven. And while none of those qualities are negative, we think that the character of the upcoming administration ought to be more that of an organizer and less hands-on. Goldblatt also presents Other candidates Matt Goldblatt Sophomore • Level-headed, well articulated ideas — could stand to augment experiences in government himself as a strong candidate. Well-spoken, clear-headed, and fervently enthusiastic about the school, he suggests ideas that are worthy of some serious attention. However, due to his relative youth and inexperience — in comparison to the other candidates — we feel that he would benefit greatly from an additional year working in the government before heading it. Goldblatt seems like an ideal member for the cabinet in the upcoming term, where he can both gain some experience and implement important parts of his platform alongside a more experience leader. Sophomore Dan Rudolph, an outsider to SA politics, has many broad ideas, and idealistic goals — both good qualities in a candidate. However, his lack of experience in working with student government and administration would most certainly function as a roadblock to all of the changes he might hope to implement. As a sophomore, Rudolph has a good opportunity to get involved now in other elements of government, and run again when he has some experience under his belt. This would allow him to structure his ideas in a way to maximize their chances of successful implementation. Our choice in who to endorse reflects the type of presidency we hope to see in the coming year. Naboznyʼs style lends itself very well to this period of governmental restructuring, and he will hopefully continue the work done in Caloʼs administration, as well as expand on the theme of governmental cooperation. Daniel Rudolph Sophomore • Strong views on role of student leadership, but lacks involvement in Studentsʼ Association government CAMPUS TIMES Get Out! Pointe-d out all night Let the Ballet Performance Group dance into your heart on April 4. See Page 19. THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 Sub-urban adventures Lurking in the bowels of the earth, unbeknownst to the average Rochesterian, running through the former trough of the Erie Canal, are the remnants of a once proud and flourishing subway system. One warm March morning I ventured with a group of rag-tag industrial explorers, who are in no way affiliated with UR, into these tunnels. My experience was so unique that I feel the need to share it with others. You might ask what in the world influenced me to venture into the murky depths — hadn’t my mother told me that abandoned subways were better left for the mole people and various vagrants who call the undergrounds of cities their homes? No, exploring abandoned subway tunnels is in fact a wholesome activity that the whole family can enjoy! We saw evidence of this after we climbed into the downtown entrance to the tunnels, which is somewhere around South Street and directly underneath Dinosaur BBQ, which is actually an old station! We encoun- tered some fellow spelunkers, aged 50 to five. Greetings were exchanged and one of the mothers in the group wished us a safe journey and told us that we had better be using some good lights. On the left of the cave-dwellers was what remained of a house, its original purpose is still unknown to me. With simple graffiti covering its weatherbeaten walls and refuse littering the floor, this hovel wasn’t much to look at, so we kept on going to discover the treasures and marvels one would normally expect to find in a dilapidated urban cavern. The next room was darker and had a staircase which seemed to lead up to the surface. At the top of this staircase were some curtains and blankets. The inhabitants were gone for the day, probably out scrounging to make some cash. On the left were openings which peered over the rushing waters of the Genesee. Next to these openings were tenuous wooden walkways stretching over large pools of water which were fed by a constant flow from an industrial waterfall. Steam pipes and sodium lights added to the overall spooky ambiance of this section. A short foray on my own down a corridor whose floor was entirely covered with empty 40 oz. bottles ended abruptly when one of these steam pipes made a clanging sound, and incited me to turn heel and run the other way. I found the group in a room with huge ceilings and large archways that let in light from outside. This pathway underneath the Broad Street bridge was by far the brightest place I had seen yet. The walls were thoroughly covered in graffiti so good that it brought me back to my early childhood, growing up in New York City during the 80s, and to subway cars I had seen in the movie “Style Wars.” Poignant statements were intermixed among the beautiful full wall murals. People had ideologies such as “God is a cure for boredom,” “Your long face has been breaking hearts for miles” or, my personal favorite wall quote — “True meaning would be dying with you.” As I paused to admire the workmanship of one piece, a cadre of bicyclists wheeled past me. They had ridden down a staircase that started by the Blue Cross Arena in numbers exceeding two dozen. A cordial greeting was swapped between our groups and our fellow adventurers continued happily on their way. Drake Chapelminster, our underground survival expert, took this time to converse with some security guards present at the entrance the bikers had taken, speculating as to the contents of these tunnels. PAGE 9 DESIGN BY KENNY LINSKY CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Next thing I know I am walking through the thickest darkness I had ever been in in my life. It was as if I was walking inside of my own mind, accompanied by 10 undergraduates, and my eyes were closed. Luckily, everyone in the group came equipped with flashlights and one or two of us had deadly assault weapons — I had a sandwich from the Pit and some beef jerky and another fellow had an air gun and two knives. There was a bag of clothing showing signs of recent deposition sitting next to an Ernie doll. A literal irony that seemed almost too good to be true, the City Newspaper’s March 3 issue, whose cover story was homelessness, was nestled among a pile of used jackets and empty soda bottles. I set the beef jerky that was sitting in my pack next to the newspapers as an amenity. I was in fact an unwarranted guest in another’s home. Three large tunnels had tracks running through them and the fourth was caved. These were your standard rails, with spikes pinning them down to the dirt and wooden planks in between. A little farther in we discover the most recently used section of the tunnel system, right underneath ARTICLE AND PHOTOS BY BRIAN GOLDNER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF MAP COURTESY OF LIB.ROCHESTER.EDU the Gannett Newspaper Building. This area had served as a loading dock as recently as 1996, a fact made clear by the large mechanical door contolled by a little red box named Micro Tools. The portals to these docks were all connected by a long passageway I accessed from a staircase. This entire section looked like it had been recently used. The few stray beer cans were evidence that this region had only been lightly frequented in the recent past, or that someone had cleaned it up over the years. There was writing on the wall that said “Fuck paintball” and sure enough we found rounds littering the entire region. “This would be an awesome place to play paintball,” Chapelminster commented. Lacking the conviction that shooting people with globules of paint at high velocities in pitch blackness is an enjoyable activity, I merely nodded and trudged on. “Hey everybody, turn off your lights!” Heather Bischoff said. While everyone else was allowing their eyes to adjust to the darkness of the room, I took it as an opportunity to test the strength of my new flashlight, and nearly blinded Heather in the process. After this incident, I elected to SEE SUBWAY, PAGE 11 CAMPUS TIMES Page 10 Thursday, April 1, 2004 H S w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g SA Profile: BY EMILY JOSEPHSON CAMPUS TIMES STAFF For hours each week, a group of students convenes to create their very own vehicle. UR students and faculty may have noticed a small car darting around campus recently, and this car is the result of the efforts of the Mini Baja club. “The purpose of the Mini Baja team is to design and build an all-terrain vehicle and to compete against schools across the country in an annual competition,” senior President Eric Lunin said. It is a unique skill to be able to build a car such as this, and the club currently has 15-20 active members meeting both during the week and in “the shop” to solidify their project. While the members express the fun they gain from doing so, there are other benefits as well. “We provide an opportunity for students to take what they have learned in the classroom and apply it in a fun and social setting,” Lunin said. Sophomore Secretary Patricia McHale enjoys experiencing what she learns in her engineering classes in a hands-on situation, and “putting it into real life.” One may think that the Mini Baja club consists solely of engineering students, but the club welcomes all students with all backgrounds. The Mini Baja organization encompasses not only the actual construction, but also preparing the budget, advertising and coordinating OR COE O P Mini Baja with the Students’ Association. The Mini Baja that the club makes is actually represents a smaller-scale race of the Baja model car. The club prepares this car for their annual Mini Baja Competition, this year to be held May 6-8 in Montreal. “The competition has five events,” McHale explained. “There is acceleration, top speed, suspension — and maneuverability — a power event — bus pull — and water maneuverability, [which] requires the car to float.” The final and one of the more challenging events is the endurance test, which is held on the last day. This is a three-hour-long race in which three drivers take their car around a difficult rough-terrain course to test how well the car survives. These annual competitions include 56 teams from across the United States and Canada. Of the competition, McHale said “We design this souped-up go-kart and compete against other schools who built the same thing with the same rules and see who did better.” UR certainly has been doing better, with an impressive performance at their most recent competition in 2002. The team placed third for acceleration, fifth for breaking, sixth for top speed, ninth for land maneuverability and 12th for the hill climb/bus tow. The Mini Baja club, however, is looking toward the future. Although the energies of the Mini Baja BY MIRANDA GAUVIN CAMPUS TIMES PIXIE Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) — This is a great time not only to dance to the beat of a different drummer — it’s time for you to boogie to the beat of a different band. Shake it, baby! Aries (March 21–April 19) — This week, painful revelations for you will abound, like Britney Spears is not really a virgin. And that one about your real family, but I’ll keep that a surprise. Let’s just say you might want to be sitting down for it. Taurus (April 20–May 20) — When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars — avoid freeways. Gemini (May 21–June 21) — As the semester gets closer to the end, your workload will increase, as will distraction — Cool! Albino squirrel! Cancer (June 22–July 22) — This will be a week of falls. Whether it’s shoelaces, a tree root or Dean Green, you’ll trip over it. But hey, at least your chi is in balance, even if you’re not. Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) — After a clunk on the head, you will suddenly be able to speak Swahili, and develop a fervent interest in Republicanism. Wow! Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) — You will have negative energies in your areas of well being, food and the beginning of the alphabet. Best to avoid any dining center beginning with “D.” Libra (Sept. 23–Oct . 22) — It’s nice out. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the frisbees are flying. However, ignore the urge to run through the sprinklers until after class. Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) — In a bout of sudden generosity, you will volunteer to host a prefrosh. Be sure to give them a map and some water, leave your window open a crack and possibly put down some newspapers if yours isn’t housebroken. Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec 21) — This is your lucky week for applications, so go for it. Harvard, Jeopardy and Real World will love to have you. Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) — This week you come to the realization that your body is a finely tuned machine. Unfortunately, this happens after you wake up from a particularly exciting dream to find an oil slick in your bed. Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) — This potential mate didn’t work out? Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea. However you may want to act fast, what with the popularity of sushi here. (IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS, YOUʼVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT SENATE MEETINGS. THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.) COURTESY OF WWW.ME.ROCHESTER.EDU /USERS/BAJA A finshed product of the Mini Baja club, a working ATV. club are culminating next week, the group looks to include new members as well. Meetings are held every Wednesday at 8 p.m. in Meliora 204. Contact Lunin with any questions at el008j@mail. rochester.edu. Josephson can be reached at [email protected]. Mini Baja Meetings: Wednesdays, 8 p.m., Meliora 204 Competition: May 6-8, Montreal, Quebec Chapter house loss hurts Greek community BY MIKE LISK & ADAM BRAVEMAN As a governing body, the Fraternity President’s Council has the responsibility to unite the fraternities into a forwardmoving body of students, always seeking to improve the college community. Some fraternities provide a social outlet for students, a place where all undergraduates can come together and hang out on the weekends, listen to live music, dance and socialize. Other fraternities focus more on fostering an academic atmosphere to promote the flow of new ideas and the free exchange of opinions . Holding classes and recitations in our place of living, hosting literary competitions and events, tutoring college and high school students, and the countless hours of community service and philanthropy are among some of the contributions fraternities make to the community. Alpha Delta Phi is a fraternity that has excelled in all of these areas. As such, it is with great displeasure that we witness ΑΔΦ, a fraternity that fulfills academic, social and philanthropic commitments to the college, forfeit the right to call the house it built its home. While many may not know the history of the Fraternity Quadrangle, it began over 70 years ago when UR moved from its campus on Prince Street to our current home at River Campus. At that time, George Eastman called upon the alumni groups of UR’s seven existing fraternities to construct a Fraternity Quadrangle, with the intent to provide a social aspect to college life at UR. Many people may question why fraternities are granted the privilege of living in one of the best residence locations on ur opinion campus. Our houses are centrally located, with proximity to the Academic Quad, Todd Union, dining halls, the athletic center, etc. In essence, they are small mansions, with over 15 rooms in most houses and spacious common areas. It is certainly true that the houses of the Fraternity Quad are owned by the school, and therefore the administration has the ultimate say in the usage of the Quad. It is equally true, however, that these houses were built by the alumni of our respective fraternities. For nearly three-quarters of a century, ΑΔΦ has occupied its beautiful house, and the history and traditions that have been created within its halls are priceless to each and every member. Barring serious SEE GREEK, PAGE 12 BY ANDREW SLOMINSKI & BEN HEATON CAMPUS TIMES STAFF What is your workload this week? Jason Thall ’06 Tim O’Brien ’05 Andrew Vayanis ’05 Amy Pham ’04 Jon Wong ’04 Mubarek Said ’05 “I have three exams and the Spring Orgy at the Drama House.” “It’s pretty intense.” “A f***ing s***load.” “I have a paper, a midterm and a test.” “I have no midterms, so I’m just catching up on my reading.” “I only have one exam.” CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 Page 11 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Subway: Tunnel treasures COURTESY OF HTTP://WWW.OESSAFILMWORKS.COM Father Alban, played by Glen Jones, helps “kick ass for the Lord” in “Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.” ‘Hunter’ profanes, amuses BY LEWIS POWELL have done, had I known how amazingly good it was. Or how CAMPUS TIMES STAFF amazingly bad. There is something innately In case the title and tagline appealing about a movie feadidn’t explain it well enough turing Jesus in a non-churchfor you — this movie is pretty sanctioned role. In fact, that’s crappy. It was an independently probably the main draw of movmade Canadian film. I mean, ies like “Jesus Christ: Vampire major Canadian films probably Hunter.” get less funding than American But that in and of itself is not ones, so as you could probably enough to support a fantastiguess, this movie plays like it cally campy film. Anyone could was recorded write some awful on a camcorder plot and just toss and most likely Jesus in there. stars the direcFor “JC:VH,” tors’ extended what did it for family. me was the Starring: Now, crappy tagline — “The underbudget Phil Caracas, Power of Christ films walk Impales You.” Directed by: a fine line Not only is this Lee Demarbre between being a clever play on Plays April 3, 8 p.m. words, but at the George Eastman House so bad they are funny, and same time, it is a just plain bad. roughly accurate plot summary. This one luckily rests cleanly on So, fully knowing what to expect the funny side of that line. The from this movie, I put it on my trick is to not just ignore plot, Amazon wishlist and waited thematic structure and basifor someone to buy it for me. cally every tenet of filmmaking, Trust me, it wasn’t a really high but also to disregard producpriority. tion value — out of necessity or This waiting turns out to have otherwise. been a mistake. In hindsight, I Take the idea of crappy and ought to have bought it for myturn that itself into an art form. self much sooner, which I would JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER Here’s a good example from “JC:VH.” A jeep full of atheists pulls up and randomly challenges Jesus to a fight. Now, they acknowledge that he is Jesus, which in and of itself is brilliant, but they also do the following — have roughly 50 people empty out of the van, not by a special effect trick of some sort, but by cutting away from the jeep and then by cutting back later; stage a poorly choreographed kung fu fight scene between Jesus and the random atheists; fail to, say, reshoot the scenes in SEE VAMPIRE, PAGE 13 COURTESY OF HTTP://WWW. ODESSAFILMWORKS.COM Johnny Golgotha, the film’s villian, confronts Father Alban ed to three and we let them fly. I CONTINUED FROM PAGE 9 ran with mine down the hill up walk with my headlamp off and until the point when someone rely upon the Drake’s high-powyelled to me “Hey, watch out!” ered spotlight. and I scampered to the side to I wouldn’t need to for long, avoid being flattened by the though. The tunnel opened to competitors. Rub-All McRadial, the outside and part of the track as I called my tire, performed went off to my left extending brilliantly until it encountered into the distance. Choy-Boyar an immoveable barrier – namely informed me that this extension an oak tree. Chapelminster and was a connection to the B & O Choy-Boyar began to launch and Pennsylvania Railroads. their beast. It took the combined We took a brief respite and effort of four people, but once it John McVay stopped launching was rolling it resembled the CAT glass at concrete for a moment demolition vehicle it had once to share part of his childhood been a part of, devastating every with me. ”My friends and I bit of nature in its path. would go out to this place in the So after the race it was back woods where there used to be an into the tunnels. Not much old garbage dump and there’d could have prepared me for what be all kinds of old bottles and I saw next, except a course in strange things and we took great chemistry or maybe geology. I pleasure in breaking them.” He swear the wall also made light was leaking of the fact that How many times poop. I know it “anybody that was probably a came down here could one pass steady stream would be smart over something of water causenough to wear ing oxidation, shoes.” While so interesting making it a the danger of without ever reddish brown, cutting my foot but it looked like on shards he knowing it something much had created was existed? more disgusting. indeed lessened What trip to by the presence the underworld of Nikes on my would be complete without a feet, I felt that the absence of peek into the world below? A these bottles may one day rob removed manhole cover gave future generations from learning Chapelminster the opportuwhat a St. Ide’s looked like. nity to hop in and take a look Next we entered a section around. I hopped in next and all where light came peeping I could see was a long pipe that through some openings at the was filled almost to the top with top of the tunnels. I didn’t really gunk. I snapped a photo and need my headlamp but I kept then hopped out, smelling only the red LED on anyway just slightly worse than I had before. because it looked cool. Bischoff Finally I could see the light at directed my attention to some the end of the tunnel! A grassy graffiti writing that read “Red, meadow was just in view. “Goodwhite and brainwashed.” I bye sulfur and darkness, hello thought this was funny because fresh air and sunlight,” I said as I’ve always associated the color I climbed the hill to get a view blue with depression, not opof where I was. Directly above pression. us was a road. In fact, the entire After a period of blandness trip had been under parts of the and relative non-excitement, city where I had often walked. we came upon the holiest of How many times could one pass holies — a pile of tires. Wasting over something so interestno time to speculate as to the ing without never knowing it origin of these excess rubbers, existed? the group began climbing them. Goldner can be reached at Somebody came up with the [email protected]. liant idea of having a tire race. Jubilation ensued as contestants hurried to roll their respective tires up the hill. Bischoff count- Bus 174 Brazil, June 12, 2000: A lone gunman hijacked a rush-hour bus, as TV cameras broadcast the standoff live. A documentary in Portuguese with English subtitles ������������������������ ������������������������������ �������������� ���������� ����������������� ����������������� ��������� ���������� ����������������� ����������������� ��������� To Be + To Have Portrait of a year in the life of a oneroom school in rural France. A documentary in French with English subtitles ���������������������������� ������������������������������������ ����������������������������������������������� � � � � � � � � � � � ���� ������������������������������� ���������������������������� ��������������������������������� �������������������������������������� CAMPUS TIMES Page 12 Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Low profile releases yield CD gems BY DOUG ALLARD CAMPUS TIMES STAFF It is official, well hopefully, that spring is finally here in Rochester. With this time of year comes spring cleaning and the Campus Times is no different. Cleaning out our CD bins, we chose a list of CDs we couldn’t previously review due to sheer volume, not to the quality of the material we receive. Paloalto, “Heroes and Villains” This Los Angeles based band fuses together a sound featuring highly personal lyrics with finely tuned arrangements and on point melodies. Songs like “Fade In/Out,” “Throwing Stones” and “What You Are” showcase the band’s sounds as a poppier, not meant to be pejorative, version of their major influences — Radiohead — who come from the band’s namesake town — and The Smashing Pumpkins. Fans of either band could easily find a spot for “Heroes and Villains” in their collection. Stellastarr*, “Stellastarr*” The asterisk in Stellastarr*’s namesake functions as little more than a design preference for this group of NYC art school graduates. Their name and background foreshadows their artsy sound. Many of the songs on “Stellastarr*” float in the genre of post punk or new wave, sounding like a younger version of The Talking Heads, while their female and male vocal song play evokes The Pixies. High points on this CD include “Jenny” and “No Weather” where lead singer Shawn Christensen crones like a deeper voiced David Byrne and the band shows their punk roots. This album is one of the strongest debuts to come out this year. Thrice, “The Artist in the Ambulance” Major label debut’s often turn fans against artists in fear of the hideous sellout. Thrice, on their third release and major label debut, shows that bands can go mainstream while maintaining their roots. Songs such as “Stare at the Sun” and “All That’s Left” lyrically follow the emo mold, but the band’s smart pop sound Paloalto “Heroes and Villains” The Format “Interventions and Lullabies” places it outside of the norms of bands of this type. Others, like “Paper Tigers” and “Hoods on Peregrine,” combine tightly tuned metallic rhythms with brainy lyrics, in a sound echoing a lighter System of a Down. Part of the record actually sounds as if two different bands contributed on it. Knowing that shows why this band has been tabbed for greatness. Dizzee Rascal, “Boy in Da Corner” To see where rap and hip-hop is, listen to the artists you are used to. To hear the future of rap and hip-hop, listen to Dizzee Rascal. Just as Enimem changed the game with his debut, Rascal is set with his fresh beats. Rascal’s beats are formed from everyday items such as his PlayStation 2, and define the “grimy” style of hip-hop featuring gritty, growling and bleak rhymes and beats. Like Public Enemy or Dr. Dre before him, Rascal captures the reality of his own street life in East London, on tracks like “2 Far” and “Jezebel.” On “Fix Up, Look Sharp” Rascal proves that even dance music can have a conscious. Rascal’s flow is sharp, unique and very British, leaving the listener with nothing they have heard before, but everything they have wanted to hear. By himself Rascal could bring about the second coming of the British Invasion. This time the assault is on rap and hip-hop. The Format, Stellastarr* Thrice The Distillers The Cooper Temple Clause “Stellastarr*” “Coral Fang” “Interventions and Lullabies” Some bands shy away from the dreaded pop label, but The Format embraces it. On their debut album, their music is best described as stirring, hook filled, melody-driven music with an emphasis on songwriting. With the songs fueled by the writings of the Tucson-based duo, Sam Means and Nate Ruess, saying The Format’s 12-song debut is promising would be an understatement. “The First Single,” appropriately the CD’s first song, features melodies comparable to the early works of The Beatles, while “Give It Up” offers the sing-a-long style chorus that will keep you humming it all day long — not in that annoying I hate that song and can’t get it out my head way. With songs going acoustic and electric and featuring everything from keyboards to banjos, this is not a CD of the same songs over again, but a CD that shows an immense and prodigious young talent that is here to stay. “The Artist in the Ambulence” “Kick Up the Fire and Let the Flames Break Loose” The Distillers, “Coral Fang” The Distillers pull no punches — their thrashing guitars, their scowling vocals and intense rhythms scream punk. This isn’t your filtered corporate punk of Offspring or Green Day, but more like these bands were in their pre-major-label fans. The Distillers’ lengthier choruses and frequent melodies echo bands like Hole, and the fact that Brody Dalle is a fierce forceful female vocalist strengthens the connection. However, Dalle is a more grunge, growling, punk rock princess than Courtney Love ever was or will be. Whether Dalle will try to become the next glam bad girl remains to be seen. Tracks like “Beat Your Heart Out” and “Drain Your Blood” follows the tried and true punk formula, while not completely adhering to the three chord wonder song. The Cooper Temple Clause, “Kick Up the Fire and Let the Flames Break Loose” Some bands try too hard in their second effort, trying to show more Dizzee Rascal “Boy in Da Corner” Spring Cleaning 2004 maturity or more musicianship. This seems to have occurred here. The Cooper Temple Clause should take their album’s name and put it to practice. This album is their first release in the United States, but it is a big contrast with their first United Kingdom release, “See Through this and Leave,” which had the sound of a bluesier, more electrified version of Coldplay. On “Kick up the Fire” CTC’s soul searching lyrics are great, but there is nothing to back them. There are a few glimpses of the old CTC on this album, in such tracks as “Promises, Promises,” “Blind Pilots” and “A.I.M” where the band’s electric invention and Ben Gautry’s raspy Oasis sounding vocals return from their first album. To hear the promise of this band, grab their first album to see its evolution — wait for their next effort, their second is a side step at best. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. Thursday, April 1, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ‘O.C.’ calls men to soaps BY MEREDITH LEPORE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF I will never forget the day, while making the downhill stroll from Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls to Anderson Tower, that I heard one of the most amazing things ever to come out of the mouth of a member of the male species. I was alone, so I had no one to make the usual “sheesh, this hill is steep” banter that usually occurs every single time we go down the hill — there are a bit more colorful words we use when making the trip up — and this was also before the mini iPod, so I happily eavesdropped on the girl and boy walking in front of me. And that is when I heard it. “Yeah, Luke is such a player. I don’t know why Marissa doesn’t leave him. I mean, her and Ryan are obviously so perfect for each other.” I had never heard a boy speak like this before, except for every single male character on the WB network, and after two years at Rochester I have come to realize that real boys are actually quite different. I wondered who this lucky Marissa girl and this Ryan boy were and why I recognized these names. Then I realized this boy was referring to the characters of the Fox hit drama “The O.C.” To my even greater shock, he was telling this girl about how during the summer, his mom would make margaritas for him and his friends to have while they watched the show. He was actually participating in O.C. viewing Page 13 Greek: Decision unsettling CONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 disciplinary and/or academic allegations, neither of which ΑΔΦ is currently facing, the “eviction” of a fraternity from this rich heritage is a shameless overexertion of administrative power. Perhaps what is most unsettling about this decision is the fact that the group replacing ΑΔΦ on the Fraternity Quad was formed just this semester. While living in our fraternity houses may be a “privilege” in the contractual sense, we are dismayed that such an infant organization was deemed to have more merit and tradition than an organization that was founded the very same year as this university in 1850. ΑΔΦ has reluctantly accepted this administrative decision with heavy hearts and a concern for their own legacy here at UR, as well as the rest of the Fraternity Quad. ΑΔΦ will still be recognized by the university and they will continue to contribute to this community in every way possible, but for a fraternity to lose its chapter house is to lose a part of its identity. Questions about Greek life? Send them to [email protected]. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 which the fighting is so poorly faked that you can see literally a foot of space between the fist and the face it is supposed to be pounding and then have Jesus hit someone so hard in the foot while they are lying down that they fly back 15 feet into a tree using frame-by-frame stopmotion. Now, another problem with filming a low-budget vampire film is that they might need to film during the day, since they are probably making the whole movie over the course of three days, or something ridiculous like that. But vampires, if we go by the most prevalent myths, are allergic to the sun. Deathly so, if I recall correctly. Well, who but independent Ottowan filmmakers would ever think to create a plot about stealing the skin of lesbians for the purposes of protecting your sensitive vampire skin? Well, certainly not me. Every great low-quality movie requires pseudoscience. Whether it be unobtainium, flux capacitors or oscillation overthrusters, any movie worth its salt has to have some sort of poor applications of words from science. In “JC:VH” the explanation for the vampire’s aforementioned weakness to sunlight is the fact that light is both a wave and a particle. Einstein would be proud. See, that’s what makes this movie great, the premise — Jesus comes back to hunt vampires — is supported by the ridiculous pseudoscience — vampires need to steal lesbian skin to protect their delicate epidermii. How does it end? Well, I don’t want to ruin it for you, but let’s just say you ought to put your money on the son of god. Powell can be reached at [email protected]. Vampire: Jesus fights hard COURTESY OF WWW.FOX.COM/OC The attractive cast of “The O.C.” has turned Fox’s prime time soap opera into a hit with a diverse viewing audience. parties with his male peers! I had only heard that guys liked the show and I assumed it was because the girls on the show weren’t exactly ugly. But this boy was discussing plot lines! Could it be that “The O.C.” had actually done the impossible, and united boys and girls in the viewing enjoyment of a soap opera? Yes, that’s right boys, “The O.C.” falls under the category of soap opera — they write about in Soap Opera Digest — which means it is true. How had creator Josh Schwartz done it? His simple motivation was that the way the kids talked on certain shows — not to point one out in particular, but it might have been the one that included a weird boys’ name and a small body of water in the title — was completely SEE SOAP, PAGE 18 CAMPUS TIMES Page 14 Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT Studentsʼ Association Spring 2003 Elections http://www.sa.rochester.edu/ FOR SA PRESIDENT: FOR SENATE: FOR SENATE: Nathaniel Powell Class of 2005 Matt Goldblatt A s the University of Rochester’s SA President, I will take initiative to improve student life. The Renaissance Plan has reduced class size over recent years. To echo this, I would work to emphasize quality over quantity of events, thus giving the contributions of many diverse groups the recognition they deserve. My focus would expand to include students not necessarily involved in SA recognized groups and to involve such other student engagements stemming from Athletics, Greeks, Office of Minority Student Affairs, and ResLife. Communication between the Administration and students is key for taking on such pressing issues as Parking and Dining. It is time to see some change. My involvements at UR go beyond student government. In addition to serving on Senate for 2 years, currently serving as the Projects Committee Chairperson, and sitting on SAAC last year, I have participated in a varsity sport, and served on the Freshman and Sophomore Class Councils. Further, I am a D’Lion, give tours as a Meridian, and serve the Greek community on the Fraternity President’s Council as VP of Rush. My experiences in different aspects of student life have prepared me to provide this school with a more exciting, social, and inclusive environment. Ilana Kaplan-Shain I was an At-large Senator for 1.5 years. This year as Chief of Staff I have had the opportunity of witnessing the Presidential duties, and have aided in many of those tasks. My position creates a good working relationship with key administrators- a necessity for a successful President. I am the only candidate to have served on both the Senate and the Executive branch. Parking: Currently, the price for parking is one flat rate but the convenience of spots differs greatly. I plan on varying the prices of lots based on their proximity to campus, creating a greater demand for distant lots because students who use their car less will want the cheaper lot. In turn, this frees up spots in closer lots for students who use their car frequently. Security: Currently, all security comes from one pool that also serves the hospital, Eastman, etc. Giving security officers specific training allows them to better serve the undergraduate community. Ensuring that our security is hand-picked and specialized will refocus them towards making the campus secure rather than just a haven for parking tickets and beirut violations. I’m interested to hear any questions or concerns you might have. Please e-mail me at [email protected]. Pete Nabozny O ver the past year, student government has taken tremendous strides to improve itself. We’ve repaired damaged relationships with administrators, improved the budgeting and financial systems of the SA, and written a new Constitution which improves upon and institutionalizes the new structure of Student Government. As Deputy Speaker of the Senate I’ve been involved in all of these projects, and I was fortunate enough to chair the government restructuring committee. Despite this progress, we still have work to do. To be President, one must understand the diverse perspectives of students at this University. I have lived both on campus and off, I’m a member of a varsity sports team and while I’m not involved in Greek life, I have several close friends who are. I’m the business manager of Grassroots, and I have experienced many of difficulties that SA funded groups encounter. While at the University, I have come to understand both the problems that we face as a student body, and helped develop some solutions for them. This is why I hope to be elected SA President, and ask for your vote. Please visit www.peteforamerica.com to learn more about my campaign and above all, exercise your democratic right and vote. Daniel Rudolph W alking through the tunnels I stopped and said to no one, “this is all mine.” Turned a few corners walked up some stairs. “This library is mine.” More stairs and said, “This is my periodical reading room.” A friend that was next to me whispered to another, “Don’t mind him.” I just smiled, and reveled in what is mine. It’s yours too. This school. These students. This experience. Enjoy what you have in front of you while it lasts, because soon it will be gone and you will never be able to revel in it again. Take some ownership of your education, and your lives. I went to Ralph Nader on Wednesday not expecting to be inspired. I was. He made me think about why I’m doing this, and the thought made it clearer. Consumer advocacy — making the most of your purchases. College experience is what we buy. I want this to be a school and not a business, the professors to be good teachers first and foremost. I want the best experience for all of you and myself. That’s it. I’m Daniel Rudolph this is my ‘platform.’ Try to be happy, and smile when you see each other. A Geoffrey Bowser No platform submitted Jack Voorhees F or the past two years I have served on the student senate, working to improve student life on campus. The time has once again come around for me to run for senate and this year I promise that if elected, I will bring more Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll to campus. I will accomplish this goal by continuing my work on the Students Association Appropriations Committee (SAAC) to fairly allocate the SA money to groups that deserve the funds the most. In addition, I will continue to temper the seemingly unstoppable desire of many of the other senators and student government members to completely blow the new funds acquired through the raise in the SA activities fee. Instead of this money going towards worthless student government causes and not-yet-existent groups, I will make sure all funds are directed towards our current groups that have proven themselves. In summation, if elected, I will continue to try and bring sensible decisions to all aspects of Senate. I promise to use all of my effort to bring the focus of student government away from itself, and actually back to the students who matter. Thank you, and vote Voorhees for Class 2005 Senator. Class of 2006 Joe Cala H ave you ever wondered why for many, the University of Rochester, was not their first choice school? Correspondingly, why the university continues to be nationally unrepresented in regards to its break throughs, inventions, and achievements? Those problems along with the daily qualms that students who live and learn on campus routinely have can all be addressed through Student Senate. As Senator, I will decisively address the inefficacies of the University-in hopes that by my graduation in 2006-I have expedited UR’s unrelenting travels in developing into a nationally ranked school both academically, and socially. UR has all the necessary ingredients: stellar students, well-educated and respectable professors, and excellent facilities; however, it lacks the catalyst it needs to expand. So elect me—Joe Cala—so that I can be the yeast that coalesces all of the qualities and helping it rise to its highest potential. David Ladon T he Student Senate has the potential to be the voice of the undergraduate body within the University. It has the potential to play a crucial role in decision-making processes that have serious implications on undergraduate life. It can be a place where students put their political and ideological differences aside and do what is best for the entire undergraduate student body. I, David Ladon, am running for Junior Class senator because I want to help fulfill Student Senate’s potential. It is time that the University administration takes the Student Senate seriously, and more importantly, it is time for the Senate to prove that it deserves to be taken seriously. When policy effects a huge portion of the student body, like meal plans or file sharing, the Student Senate should be asked for their input beforehand, rather than after the fact, not to make any decisions, but to be the voice of the undergraduate community. Additionally, Student Senate resolutions regarding university affairs should be taken seriously by the administration. If elected, I will do everything within my power to make our collective voice heard. I ask for your support so that together, we may strengthen and unify our community. how s your Class of 2006 Senator for the past year, I have continuously fought for student interests. I was the only Senator to vote against the budget passed by SAAC last year due to lack of Senate debate about its contents and its many ambiguities. I was also one of three Senators who did not vote to raise your Student Activities fee. As a member of many student groups on campus, I know what it is to be under funded. However, the Senate resolution to raise the activities fee (added to your tuition) was pegged to tuition increases and seemed too inflexible. Also, given the fact that the University does not publicly disclose its budgetary expenditures, there is no way for us to know what other sources of funding may be available. If you elect me, you can be assured of continued representation by someone experienced in the ways of the system and with your interests at heart. On a side note, another Senator who has been doing an outstanding job for your interests is Alex Cantor, who is facing tough opposition for the At-Large Senate seat, so if you like where I stand, you’ll like where he stands. Class of 2007 Dominic Anderson W hats up class of 2007? My name’s Dominic Anderson and I’m running to become a SA Senator to represent you. I’m a Political Science major. I’m involved in a few on campus organizations as well as various volunteer activities. I could go on and on talking about myself and my views, but this is not about me. This is about you and who will represent your views to the fullest of their abilities. There are a lot of things we could do to make this campus more exciting and open to the ideas and interest of you the student. For instance, did you know that the student organization fee was raised this year? That means that additional money will be added on to your tuition. I will make sure that at the least there will be a forum so that the Senate at least hear the voice of the student body before making such decisions. If I’m elected to the Senate I will make sure that your voice is heard and that school funds are allocated to the groups that you enjoy the most. Vote for me Dominic Anderson for SA Senate, thank you. Jenna Gaesser F inally it is springtime! This Sunday was the first beautiful day in a long time. Wasn’t it nice to get away from the windy, snowy, weather or the dreary, gray rainy days? You may think that weather has nothing to do with running for senate. Well it doesn’t. I can not do anything to change the miserable weather of Rochester, but I can make the class of 2007 satisfied with The University of Rochester in other ways. I am dedicating myself to help make your next year at UR seem sunny even when it is gloomy outside. I am ready to represent the class as a whole, realizing that not all people in the class have the same wants and needs that I have. Throughout my term I will be open to all ideas and suggestions that can better the University for the student body, and fight for these propositions with 110 percent. So please vote for me, Jenna Gaesser. I will do my best to make you life sunny! Alison McLean T he college community is intimidating and it can be difficult to find a sense of belonging. It is a new environment where everything seems so large and overwhelming. It could be easy to feel like an outsider in school. Through student groups and activities, one becomes active and develops a sense of belonging in a community. By being involved with the cooperation and organization of campus groups, a to vote, either go online to http://www.sa.rochester.edu/ or to Wilson Commons vote go to the second floor of voting will run from 10 a.m. monday the 5th and runs until 10 p.m. on wednesday the 7th write-ins are allowed questions may be directed to at Mark Dundon [email protected] CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 Page 15 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT Candidatesʼ Platforms F C C : S /C C : FOR SENATE: student can feel like they have a part in the decision making process. It is important for one to feel as though their input matters and that their effort can make an impact on something they care about. The maintenance of the wide variety of groups and organizing of activities is crucial to UR, and that is why I want to become involved with the SA Senate. It is my way of becoming involved with the community, and at the same time I get to help others become involved in a variety of ways. Emily Zametkin H i to everyone. My name is Emily Zametkin and I am running for Senate as a representative of the class of 2007. Because I believe that it is crucial for students to get involved in the decision making processes here on campus, I hope to have the opportunity to effectively communicate your ideas and concerns to other students and administrators. Instead of continuing to find something about this school to complain about everyday, I figure it might be more productive to take our concerns to those who are willing to listen. I want to ensure that the enormous tuition payments we all make are used by the school to directly benefit our academics, our living environments, and our social activities. I believe that many policies, such as those concerning meal plans, need to be reexamined to ensure that they are designed with the students in mind. Let me know what you want to change about life here at Rochester. At-Large Alex Cantor I am proud to say that, as your senator at large the past year, I brought more high quality music practice rooms with pianos to the Residential Quad and elsewhere. This benefits UR’s outstanding musicians and their proudly enthusiastic and numerous listeners. I assure you that the “college experience” has been rewarded. If I win, I will continue to work on behalf of EVERY STUDENT. For instance, I am currently doing private research on the SAT’s and ACT’s place in the College’s admissions criteria. Many students believe their scores determined their acceptance into college. However, do these exams verify the concerns generally expressed by students and educators alike in high schools and colleges across the country that the tests lack educational content necessary for college preparation? Should our school place more weight to measures that directly indicate high school performance in the classroom, clubs, and most importantly, the character of the applicant? Lastly, while our tuition rises, we ask, “Why?” I believe the students have a right to know how and where our money gets spent. I encourage all of you email me to provide me feedback about these and other concerns you may have. And remember, Cantor Can! Robert Cavanaugh III T he Senate should be a place where the diverse ideas of our University community come together to voice common concerns and work to constantly better student life. Of late the SA has been focused on restructuring itself; as a result it has become mired in policies and contingencies. As a Senator I will help steer the group away from pointless debate over non-issues. I will work with my colleagues to bring campus wide quality of life issues to the forefront of Senate’s agenda. Just because our campus is a popsicle 5 months out of the year, doesn’t mean our lives should be as cold. I am here to work with serious people who want to accomplish real goals. I want to act as a conduit, facilitating campus activities and events — not as a potential barrier to them. A vote for me as Senator will help to ensure that there is always a kind ear to listen to all students and a strong, experienced, and tempered voice to speak and act when necessary. Tyson Ford A s a Senator I will make it my mission to increase the services available to students on campus. I will work to create new and innovative programs as well as maintain and improve upon the existing ones. I will strive to improve upon the current modes of operation and create new opportunities that are beneficial to all students. As your representative, I will make it my undertaking to ensure that your experience and the opportunities available to you at the University of Rochester are maximized. If elected as a Senator to the Student Assembly I will dedicate myself to serve as an advocate and spokesperson for the concerns, problems, and desires of the student body. I will represent the best interests of the student body in all decisions and ensure that all decisions made will be made with the student’s welfare in mind. As a senator, I will strive to make the campus and the University a better place and maximize the services offered to students by the University in order to make UR the best it can be. ENATE LASS Jamella James A s a member of the Senate at Large board, I intend on trying to get more students of the University of Rochester involved in the different events that occur on campus. Not only to support the various student groups, but to experience for themselves the chemistry and the charisma of what each group has to offer. I chose to run for Senate at Large instead of Class Office because I believe that I can be more effective in representing our campus as a whole instead of just a single class. I am involved in other groups on campus such as the Spanish and Latino Students Association, for which I am the Social Chair, and the Inter Class Living Center, for which I am the current Communty Liason. I am very hardworking and motivated to take this position to the next level and represent the University community to the fullest. Thank you. Noah Lebowitz I t will be my goal as SA Senator to help the SA become responsive to the needs of the largest possible number of students. The SA exists to serve us. As long as we are forced to pay its unnecessarily high fee, it should provide funding to groups in a fair way that does not waste our hard-earned money. It will also be my goal to reform the current system of evaluating the political involvement of student groups. Currently, groups are cut out of the appropriations process if they take the name of an established political party, while other groups can hide their party affiliation with a creative name and use SA funds to back the political motives of any party. A fair SA would require that no funds be used for politically motivated activities, regardless of whether the group chooses to take the name of a political party. I pledge to never vote for an increase in the SA fee. Countless thousands of dollars are wasted by the SA on activities that virtually no students are interested in. The SA should not be a system by which the activities of an inconsequentially small minority of students are funded by handouts from the pockets of every student. If a significant number of students are not interested in a group or activity, it should receive a level of funding that reflects that lack of interest. Thank you for your consideration. Michael Sealander B ringing back breakfast to Danforth and not raising the SA fee anymore. Becca Wolfson S o, it’s that time of the year again. I’m running to represent you as At-Large senator! Last year you elected me and I have done all sorts of things senators do, and I’d like to do it again.just for you! But in all seriousness, I’m working on a project to get an indoor bike storage room, I still think dining is awful, I want what’s best for our campus’ many SA groups, and I want to help solve all the other problems of our campus that keep it from being the best place on earth. I really am interested in bringing your concerns to the senate, and I think I am just the approachable face for you to come to with your issues. I also think that females are quite underrepresented, being one of four females on senate now, so vote for me! I promise I won’t let you down! 2005 Class Council Crystal Cusimano M y primary goal is to make our senior year a memorable one. Over the past two years, I have been a Resident Advisor on campus and have also had the opportunity to plan numerous events. I feel confident that the knowledge I have gained will allow me to work with students and the administration here at the university. Some of the items that I hope to work on would be 1.) Continuing to plan exciting and memorable senior nights 2.) Effectively managing the budget for the senior class 3.)Making sure that the senior gift is a great one! 4.) Planning and organizing the most awesome senior week ever! 5.) Interacting with student government and university administration to make sure that our senior year will be the most memorable. Senior year is the culmination of our years of hard work at this university and I hope to make it our best one yet. I look forward to the possibility of serving as your Senior Class Council Representative. I would greatly appreciate your vote. VOTE CUSIMANO! Ajay Kuriyan M OR OUNCIL y name is Ajay Kuriyan and I am the Program Chair of the Junior Class Council. Being a part of class council was a great experience; I was able to learn a lot and helped organize some great programs this year, including a trip to Niagara Falls, a Paintball Trip, and Fusion, a party on all three floors of Wilson Commons with a bar! I have taken a very active role in planning events for our class this year and want to continue doing so next year through the Senior Class Council. I am very active in the college community; I am the President of my Fraternity, Sigma Beta Rho, a freshman RA, and the Publicity Chair of ADITI. I have good leadership skills and I work well with others. I am highly motivated to make our senior year one of our most memorable experiences at the University of Rochester by helping to organize many great events, including fun senior nights, wine and beer tastings, a Senior BBQ, and an amazing senior week. I have helped organize Senior/Junior nights this year and have insight on LASS OUNCIL what needs to be done for such events. I have a lot of new ideas for events next year, including a trip to NYC, a trip to Boston, and a Freshman Hall Reunion. I also want to work with other organizations and other class councils to co-sponsor events to make them even more successful. I plan on setting up a program for seniors to drop off pictures from different events on campus that they would want to have incorporated into an album on the Internet and on a CD. I am experienced in planning events on and off campus, have great new ideas for events, and will be dedicated to ensuring that we have the best programs next year. Arlene Peralta C lass Council has been something I have been a part of ever since I stepped foot at the University of Rochester. It has always been a way for me to really feel as if I have impacted campus life, and represent my class with my fellow executive board members. I was Vice President both my freshman and sophomore year, so I know how to plan and execute successful events and programs with others. Unfortunately my Junior year I was going to study abroad (but stayed), and by being apart of it my last year once again would be a great opportunity. Next year is one of our most important years as Seniors, and were moving to a different part of our lives, and I want to be a part of making our senior year at the U of R the best it can be. I have many goals, events, and a clear vision of what I want to bring to the Senior Class Council that I want to share with the future board, and I hope it will help us have a great year, with great memories, and bring the 2005 Class together for one last year. Cecilia Ramos I , Cecilia Ramos, am running for a position on the senior class council for the 2004-2005 academic year. I am a good candidate and feel that I posess the right qualities to instill a positive effect on next year’s committee. I also feel I hold the necessary experience to make this a memorable year for the entire senior class at the University of Rochester. I was my class council’s publicity chair in high school for all four years. It aided me in expanding my communication skills as well as giving me vast experience in planning and organizing successful events. Last year, I served on the Dandelion Day committee as a peer health advocate representative. This gave me insight into the student-administration relationship here at the U of R. Also, I am currently president of the Alpha Phi sorority which has provided me with ample experience in dealing with large groups of people. Being president continues to teach me how to be an effective leader as well as how to organize fun and engaging activities. My term as president will come to an end in November. I feel I will still have much more to give to the U of R community and being involved in the senior class council would be the best way. I have shown that I am an enthusiastic and personable leader who is very goal oriented and responsible. These qualities will aid me in planning and executing many enjoyable class events and social activities to make our senior year an unforgettable one. I feel such events would unify our senior class and thus improve all aspects of university life. Ann Richards A s a member of the senior class council I would like for every senior to have a fun and exciting last year at UR. We deserve to have a great time for our last year before we all head off into our own directions. Alyson Ronald, Kate Congdon and I have some great ideas as to what we would like to do for our senior year, but of course we would love to hear from our fellow classmates. Fun Senior Class t-shirts, more Club Rochester’s at the Meliora and Senior nights held at new and exciting locations. These are only a few of our ideas. Vote for Ann Richards (aka “Crazy Ann” for those of you who don’t know my real name), Kate Congdon and Alyson Ronald! Rush Rhees, Lattimore Vote for us we’ll give you more. Bausch and Lomb, Morrey too We’ll work hard just for you! Rochester, where’s the sun? Class of 2005, Let’s have some fun! Alyson Ronald A fter three years in Rochester, it’s finally our time to have some fun. Let‘s make the most out of our senior year. Vote for Alyson Ronald, Ann Richards, and Kate Congdon and we will guarantee more senior nights at a greater variety of locations as well as more Club Rochester’s at the Meliora. Some other ideas include making Class of 2005 t-shirts and an increase in the number of fundraisers for our graduation. This is our last year of college, and we guarantee to make it the best! Vote for Alyson Ronald, “Crazy” Ann Richards, and Kate Congdon for Class Council!!! CAMPUS TIMES Page 16 Thursday, April 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT Class Council Candidatesʼ Platforms FOR CLASS COUNCIL: Matt Steiniger I am a people person, and being such I end up engaging in a decent amount of social interaction. Having said quantity of social interaction, it is a fact of life that I end up hearing quite a few people who articulate to me a vast amount of grievences that they incur within their day-to-day student career. Some of these complaints are of a rather personal nature and I can do nothing about. However, often these complaints are directed toward specific aspects relating to the university, and I find the central issue to be that students are unable to direct their interests towards something concrete that will still have meaning for the Rochester community as a whole. That being said, I would like to propose the expansion of our “social mixers” into more targeted focal points. For example I have always found certain issues to be bonding points, especially among students of a college age. I would like to be able to mix the diverse student groups on campus, hopefully with the goal of integrating into the Rochester community at large. The potential for Rochester students to make a signifigant and meaningful impact can only be enhanced by student cooperation and involvement. Ok, so the point of the case of the fact of the matter is that I would enjoy being elected. Thank you. FOR CLASS COUNCIL: t-shirts, rock climbing, bowling. Being able to do class council will give me the opportunity to do more for my class, and I feel I can make a positive difference. I hope I will be get the opportunity to serve our class. Katherine Del Balso Y i. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m Jesse, I held a position on the junior class council. I had a great time helping plan fun events for us, and I hope I get the opportunities to do so next year, we’d have some fun. I am always open to suggestions, especially those about good bars or clubs that we can do senior nights in. ou down with the R-O-C, yeah you know me...or at least my t-shirts. Hi! My name is Katherine DelBalso and this past year, I was Programming Chair for the Sophomore Class Council. My position allowed me to be directly involved in programs such as massage study breaks, Mocktail Night and all other Class Council sponsored events. Similarly, a tangible product of my work as programming chair includes our class t-shirts, “The RO-C” shirts in which I was responsible for the design and coordination of such shirts. While I feel I have made many contributions to the class of 2006, I believe I still have many outstanding ideas. If elected, I would try my best to promote class unity and significantly improve student life at the University. We are all hard workers and deserve to play and party as much as we work. I believe that class councils and their programs should be reflective and representative of the needs and wants of the body which they represent. My involvement in organizations such as Kappa Delta Sorority, D’Lion Organization and my position as SA Treasurer and a member of SA Appropriation Committee have allowed me to interact with fellow Sophomores, exposing me to their interests and desires. If elected, I would try my hardest to continue to represent the voices of the coolest people on earth, the class of 2006! If elected for Class Council, I promise to establish programs reflective of YOUR wants that would increase interaction of our class as well as be a great time! So, if you want a dedicated, hard working and caring member on next year’s Class Council, vote for me, Kathy D for Class Council! James Wang Bethany Foster Jesse Victor H A s an active member in social development at the University of Rochester, I would like to continue the opportunity to serve my class. I was involved in Class Council last year as well as served as the Gilbert Hall Council Vice President. Currently, I have started a new club the Taiwanese American Students’ Association (TASA) and it has moved quite progressively. I have gained much leadership experience throughout high school as well as my involvement in multiple organizations during my college career. I would like to have the chance to make senior year of Class of 2005 the best. 2006 Class Council Jay Acharya A s a member of class council, I would contribute my all to help the out the class of 2006. I am a d’lion, so I know quite a few people; be it other d’lions, faculty we have worked with, freshmen, or many other people. I am also a member of the tennis team and squash team, which also gives me more connections to other people throughout the campus. This semester I took part in some of the class council activities, and found they were quite enjoyable. I am from around the area, so I may be able to give some insight to improve ideas and activities that class council could potentially sponsor. Some activities that would be great for next year could be rock climbing, movie night, skiing at Bristol Mountain, more t-shirts, trips to Canada (like the one on March 26), putt-putt mini golf, amerks/red wings games, as well as many other unthought of ideas. I feel that I can positively impact the class council of 2006, and hope that I will be chosen for this position. I think that doing class council will give me the chance to do more for my class, and I hope that I will be able to have this opportunity fulfilled. Emily Augustine H ey Class of 2006! My name is Emily Augustine and I am running for a position on your Junior Class Council. I served on this year’s council as the Historian, taking all the pictures for the class website to document our various events. I had a great time planning and participating in this year’s sophomore events, and I am excited about the opportunity to serve in the same capacity in the coming year. I have the experience, enthusiasm, and ideas imperative for a great class leader. I am committed to the Class of 2006 in enhancing our experiences as students at this university. I hope to continue to work towards building class spirit and bringing you more of the great events, opportunities, and T-shirts we all enjoy. I encourage you to vote for me in the coming election as I am confident that I can again successfully serve you, my classmates and peers, as we move into our junior year! Mitesh Bhalala A s a member of class council, I would do my best to help out the class of 2006. In order to serve the class, I believe I have many of the leadership abilities and management skills to be successful. I have done many clubs in the past where I have attained positions such as Captain, and Project Coordinator for a medical issues club at high school. Through these positions and other experiences I have developed many skills that I will be able use to coordinate projects for our class. Over the last two years, I have been able to meet many students and faculty giving me many connections throughout the campus. I will incorporate these skills, to plan many activities for the class. Some activities that would be great for next year could be skiing, movie nights, more trips to Canada (like the recent one), more I joined class council at the beginning of this semester, and it has been a really fun and worthwhile experience for me. Planning activities and getting to know my classmates has been a highlight of my spring semester. I was involved with planning our trip to Canada and our end of year barbecue, and I dealt at a blackjack table on Casino Night. If elected, I will continue to work diligently with my fellow class council members to provide enjoyable class activities and promote class unity and identity. Sameer Godiwala M y name is Sameer Godiwala, and I have served as the Class of 2006 Business Manager for two years in a row. Serving on the council has been one of the greatest opportunities I have had at the U of R. Especially this year, our programming has been highly successful, as evidenced by capacity turnouts at events such as the Halloween corn maize, Mocktail Night, our winter study break, and most recently, the Niagara Falls Canada trip. The people I have come to know through council are, in a word, amazing. They are solid, hard workers, with great senses of humor, who bring good diversity to our programming and ideas. Most importantly, they are good friends. Council has allowed me to grow as a person, as I have been able to explore opportunities I had never had before. As a candidate for the third year as a member of the Council, my goals are to continue the successful programming we have enjoyed this year, to continue to reach the many different personalities that constitute our class through said programming, and most importantly, to ensure that any undergraduate at the U of R nostalgically remembers his or her time here in years to come, by promoting class unity and diversity. I hope to also further develop the personal goals and opportunities that I have been fortunate enough to receive by my experience through council. Please reelect Sameer Godiwala for a third term on the Class of 2006 Council! Matt Goldblatt H ey!! As many of you know, my name is Matt Goldblatt and I am running for a position to serve you on the Class of 2006 Junior Class Council. After having served you for 2 years on the Freshman & Sophomore Class Councils, and having brought you a huge variety of events- from a Hot Tub Party, to a Corn Maze, and including class “RO-C” t-shirts, with a trip to Canada and a massage or two in there- I feel I have developed a solid idea of what you enjoy. The purpose of class councils is to provide social programming for the class to promote class spirit, fun and unity. As much as many of you are involved in various clubs, teams and organizations here, none of them have the unique cachet of being “class-wide,” comprised of a diverse group of people with whom you will share 4 years of enjoyable experiences that everyone will remember as we depart the U of R in May of 2006. Let’s make these years as awesome as they can be! The class council will have about $9,000 to plan and execute programming. That’s a lot of money and it’s important to spend it in a way desired by the class as a whole. I want to hear from you in terms of what you want to see the class do this upcoming year! I know many of you, and to those of you whom I do not know, come meet me!! Simply put, as you have seen, I will work for and accomplish what you want as a class... Well, if you have made it through this much of my platform, I thank you, and all I can say is... Vote for Matt Goldblatt for Class of 2006 Junior Class Council!! Kristin Lopez A s a member of sophomore class council this year, I helped plan events such as the basketball game and canada trip. I am also a member of Delta Gamma and currently hold the position of House Manager. I have experience planning events from when I was in FOR CLASS COUNCIL: highschool when I helped plan horse shows at my barn as well as events at school. I have also helped with a couple of Delta Gamma’s events as well. If I am a part of next years class council I want to try to plan more off campus events and bring some new ideas for on campus events. Kathryn Nave H ey Class of 2006! As Vice President of the Sophomore Class Council, I was able to help plan fun activities such as the “mocktail” night and design our new class t-shirts. I would like to continue to promote more class unity and increase our school spirit. I have so much enthusiasm and am very dedicated to making our junior year better than ever. So re-elect me! Gurpreet Phull H i my name is Gurpreet Phull. As a member of class council I’ll try and do my best to make sure our junior year will be as fun and eventfull as possible. I’ve had many other positions on boards in past years sponsoring volunteer activities and events. Ive served as treasurer of NHS and spent our classes money to organize and sponser events. I feel I can bring a lot to class coucil as I have numerous unique ideas. Some of those would be ice skating trips in winter, along with skiiing, and semi-formals. We would take part in designing tshirts and various other theme oriented dances. Along with trips to canada and nyc. I just hope you can guys can take the time and vote for me so you can make your junior year as eventful as possible. Brian Thomas A s a current member of the Sophomore Class Council, I have participated in organizing events over the past year. I feel that the current council has worked extremely well as representatives of our class. Some things that I have been particularly involved in as a member of class council are the free class t-shirts that many of you received and Sophomore Night at the basketball game which was held in February. I would like to have more events on campus that anyone in our class could attend. We have a very talented and diverse class. In order to promote class unity, I would like to hold a ?talent day? next year where musicians, artists, writers, and others from our class can perform or display their work. Other events that I will push for if reelected to council include a poker tournament for charity and a class picnic either in the spring or in the fall. Obviously, I cannot promise that anything particular will happen if I am re-elected. I can, however, promise you one thing. I will continue to work my hardest if re-elected to represent you on the Junior Class Council. I will do whatever is needed to promote class unity and improve school spirit. I passionately believe that the Class of 2006 can be the best class ever in the history of our school. I want to continue on class council, and I would sincerely appreciate your vote to re-elect me. Sara Wieseneck R e-elect Sara Wieseneck for Class of 2006 Class Council. This past year I was the publicity director for the Sophomore Class Council. I felt I did a good job in informing our class through posters, and eventually the class council website. I believe that the activities we have planned this year have been quite diverse. The council has planned everything from study breaks to a Canada trip. I think we have tried, to the best of our ability, to add some excitement and variation to weekends in Rochester. Next year, I hope to continue and expand successful council events. My greatest goals for the council are to unify our class and repress weekend monotony. It is important that every single member of our class has an opportunity to participate in at least one class activity that interests them. I am always open to suggestions from members of the class so that they get what they want. The council will seriously consider any suggestions for events and activities. So, Class of 2006, vote for Sara Wieseneck for Junior Class Council and you will not be disappointed. To view the 2007 Class Council platforms and to view all the candidates running for Class Council positions, visit http://www.sa.rochester.edu/sao/. CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Eastman THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 Page 17 College is a time to express oneself BY ANTONIO HAYNES CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Several weeks have passed since the Students’ Association’s controversial Sexual Awareness Week. Perhaps the most divisive element of the week was the proposal to show a pornographic film. Whether one is for or against the public showing of pornography is not particularly relevant at this point. What is relevant, however, is that the divisiveness of this issue illuminated something far greater — the cultural divide that is polarizing not just Eastman, but the country itself. A recent story in the New York Times detailed America’s latest culture war. Not unlike the culture war of the 90s, the core issues seem to be abortion rights, the rights of homosexuals and the nebulous idea of indecency. For many conservative minded Americans, the line has simply gone too far to the left, and for some liberal Americans, the line has not gone far enough to the left. Lobbyists and lawmakers will undoubtedly battle to the bitter end about where this line should go. On a college campus, however, whose responsibility is it to fight this battle — students, parents, alumni or administrators? As far as I am concerned, a private college campus without religious affiliation, such as this one, should not be a place for such a battle. It goes without saying that college is a place for young men and women to become the educated leaders of the future. An equally important aspect of this education, however, is not necessarily musical or academic, but social as well. If nothing else, for many, college is a time to discover who they are. Many students form firm religious beliefs for the first time. For others, it is perhaps the first time that they discover that there are people will accept their sexual orientation. College should be a time when across America for “majoritarstudents are able to openly ian” religious practices and morengage in dialogue about their als to be sanctioned by teachers similarities, or and administralack thereof, tors. of their values It is futile to College should bemoan adminisand beliefs. This enables each be a time when trators, teachers individual to or even students students are decide for him attempting to or herself the curtail illicit able to openly core values they drug use and engage in diawill posses as underage drinkadults. For anylogue about their ing. one to squash activisimilarities or lack tiesThese this opportunity are, after all, because an issue thereof. illegal. For any goes against his of these individor her own peruals, however, to sonal morality step in and try is not only tantamount to saying to stop legal activities because of diversity in beliefs is silly — it is his or her own personal values a view that is against everything goes against the entire notion a college campus should stand of civil liberties and freedom of for. expression. The right of any inThis leads to perhaps the largdividual to freely express him or est point of all. According to the herself, within the realm of legalAmerican Civil Liberties Union, ity, ought to be sacrosanct. SEE LIBERTY, PAGE 18 it is commonplace in schools Lecture given on Afghani music under the Taliban BY ALEXANDRA FOL Doubleday said. CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Doubleday focused her preThe Musicology Department sentation on Afghan female at the Eastman School of Music domestic music. It is folk music hosted a lecture called “Music of particularly connected to celAfghan women under the Talebration and different marriage iban,” given by visiting British processes. It is different from musicologist Veronica Doubleday the music made by female proon March 23. This interesting fessional musicians who existed presentation took place in the before the Taliban rule and who Sibley Music library at 12:30 were hired to entertain at enp.m. and was unfortunately not gagement and wedding parties. well-publisized or well-attended. Doubleday lived in Afghanistan Ethnomusicologist Ellen Kosbefore the Soviet intrusion and koff introduced the subsequent Doubleday, a Taliban rule. Sussex Universi“Women and [The] lecture ty professor, and men were segwas well-struca writing tutor regated, most at the Univertured, well-timed women wore sity of Brighton, the burqa, but and captivating. there was an who lived for two years in atmosphere of Afghanistan betolerance which fore the rise of the Taliban. “Her was during the Taliban period,” book, ‘Three Women of Harat,’ is she said. a milestone in ethnomusicology,” The Islamic interpretation of Koskoff said. music in Afghanistan states that Doubleday began by giving no music is to be played in a time background of Islamic musicof mourning. The Afghan leaders related ideology based on men’s used this belief to impose a ban interpretations of Islamic texts. on all areas of music making as a She explained that music is reaction to communist ideology, defined only as sounds made by by insisting that the nation is in musical instruments. The recitaa state of war and thus perpetual tion of the Qur’an, which sounds mourning. to westerners as vocal recitation, The Afghan gender ideology is not considered music. does not separate male and feIn Afghanistan, Doubleday, male music by modes or even said, the music profession is deby songs. However, men use a spised and has a low and ambiva- variety of instruments, such as lent status, because the early the lute and wind instruments, Islamic musicians were female whereas women use only a drum. sex slaves, tavern workers and Both men and women are conprostitutes. strained as to when and where to In their own way, traditional play music. Women also need a Muslim cultures “acknowledge valid reason to do so, like enterthe captivating power of music taining guests or celebrating. — they consider it dishonourContrary to men, who perable, because it distracts good form music solo, women play in Muslims from the righteous a group. Their music making things they should be doing, like includes a lot of clapping and praying and daily activities,” drumming. Musically active females exceed the number of males, but their activity is hidden and subdued. Music is an oral tradition in Afghanistan rather than a written or recorded one. Doubleday explained and demonstrated the four different categories of music making in Afghanistan. She sang a lullaby herself as an example of the small voice-only category. “The singing is very loud. This is not what we would assume as a lullaby,” she said. “The rhythm of the lullabies is present through the vigorous rocking of the cradle or the child, so the woman doesn’t need to use a drum. If the mother doesn’t want to sing, she tapped the baby itself! Those songs are daytime songs, since at night the mother would go to sleep with the child.” Next, Doubleday focused on the “most important category” — the voice and the drum. She sat on the table in order to demonstrate the proper sitting and holding of the instrument. She called it “daire,” a name used today in many Eastern European and Middle Eastern countries to describe many similar kinds of drums. The lecturer explained that that the Prophet Muhammad had been heard saying “beat the drum and celebrate the wedding,” which makes the daire a protected, lawful instrument. She demonstrated the rhythms used by Afghan women, which are based on the patterns of four, six and seven. Women don’t have to be heterosexual in the addressing of their songs. There are certain kinds of songs which only women sing. There are also many songs composed by women, who, naturally, remain anonymous. The third and fourth category consist of two different ways of playing the daire. Doubleday played a recording of music which advertises a marriage, and specified one exception in Northeastern Afghanistan when men play the drum as an example of a mystical connection. Asked by the audience, she touched briefly upon women’s professional music making which existed before the Taliban and explained that females used daire, harmonica and table. “They did not have the proper technique and education, of course, but they sure played effectively!” she recalled. Doubleday explained that the Prophet had supposingly said that music is like “braying of a donkey” and commented, amused, “I simply think he was referring to some really bad music!” She ended her lecture with saying that now that the Taliban are mostly gone, she is returning to Afghanistan in a couple of weeks to continue her field research. Doubleday’s lecture was well-structured, well-timed and captivating. She explained quite well the political background of the Afghan culture and how it relates to women’s music making. Her subsequent concise and understandable overview of female’s verbally transmitted folk music was clear, understandable and interesting to everyone, not merely musicians. Regretably, her visit to Eastman was incredibly poorly advertised and attended. The musicology department should try to publicize lectures like Doubleday’s earlier and better in order to make them available and attractive to a larger amount of students and guests. Fol can be reached at [email protected]. CALENDAR Thursday, April 1 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall Performance of the Eastman Contemporary Percussion Ensemble, conducted by Jeff Beck and Douglas Perkins. • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre Eastman Opera Theatre presents Carlisle Floyd’s ‘Susannah,’ with Benton Hess, music director, and Steven Daigle, stage director. Tickets $15 and are discounted for UR ID holders. Friday, April 2 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre Eastman Opera Theatre presents ‘Susannah.’ Saturday, April 3 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre Eastman Opera Theatre presents ‘Susannah.’ Sunday, April 4 • 2 p.m. Eastman Theatre Eastman Opera Theatre presents ‘Susannah.’ Monday, April 5 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre A performance of the Eastman Wind Ensemble, conducted by Mark Scatterday, featuring works by Sierra, Sparke and Berstein. Wednesday, April 7 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre Performance of the Eastman Philharmonia, conducted by Neil Varon. Page 18 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, April 1, 2004 Studio Orchestra concert leaves unsatisfied BY JONAH LEVY Henry Mancini. The Eastman Studio Orchestra The first piece, ‘Spiral Song’ by gave its annual concert to an Russell Scarbrough, was a chance interested and sizeable crowd for VanArsdale to showcase his On March 19 in the Eastman sweet tone and comprehensive Theatre. Legendary jazz tromjazz chops. The Studio Orchestra bonist Bob Brookmeyer was the sounded slightly apprehensive, featured artist and the concert however, working through the showcased a composition by him, typical five-minute period of as well as two concert anxiety. jazz standards, By the time one featuring Overall, a lot of Brookmeyer Brookmeyer stepped onstage, factors go into and the other everyone seemed featuring tenor why the concert to settle into a saxophone soloand relax. turned out to be groove ist Brian VanABrookmeyer’s rsdale. disappointing warm tone filled The Eastman Eastman for this talented the Studio OrTheatre beautigroup of musichestra is an fully on a chart ensemble that he made facians. combines the mous, ‘The Best Eastman School Things in Life Symphony Orchestra with the Are Free.’ He sang through his Eastman Jazz Ensemble and signature valve trombone. the resulting sound of these two The core of the concert, howgroups playing together is quite ever, was Brookmeyer’s composiunique. The strings, classy and tion, ‘Suite for Orchestra and nostalgic, even schmaltzy at String Quartet,’ which added to times, provided warmth and colthe already unusual combinaor to the jazz band that seemed tion of instruments onstage. The appropriate for 1940s jazz balsuite consisted of five movements lads and pops music — think played attacca — ‘Fanfares and Folksongs,’ ‘American Beauty,’ ‘Frolics,’ ‘A Tune’ and ‘Wood Dance.’ There were obvious elements of folksongs present throughout the piece, as much of the thematic material was suggestive of Irish and Japanese folk music, all of which was very lamenting and sad. Brookmeyer’s writing was moving at times, with some sections sounding so painful and eerie that they drew comparisons to Shostakovich. The comparisons stop there. Unlike the genius of Shostakovich, this composition lacked direction and meaning. It seemed that as soon as the music was starting to head somewhere intense and interesting, the drama was ruined by a sudden change in character, reverting back to the style and sound of an average high school jazz chart. As the piece labored on, it became apparent that Brookmeyer’s music really didn’t know what it was trying to be at all. For starters, it’s hard for me to take music seriously when a laid back feel is being clocked out by brushes on a drum set. Not to mention that every time the strings had a melody, the writing seemed reminiscent of the 1970 soundtrack to ‘Love Story.’ Also not helping the corniness factor of the piece were the many interjections of very cliché, archetypal lines that were written for each instrument — the kind of example of sound and style an instrument would play at a children’s concert. You know the deal — the trombone does a loud glissando, the piccolo does a high trill, the percussionist rolls his mallet down a line of chimes. These many interjections by each instrument family are part of something that I like to call “contrived musicality.” These are contrived moments in music that in reality have no direction or intention and whose effect isn’t true musicality at all, just very stereotypical musical gestures. The string quartet, comprised of Mark Woodyatt and Emily Schmitz on violin as well as Gregory Mach on viola and Kirtsen Cassel on cello, played exceptionally well together. Each member of the quartet had solos throughout the piece, and all were very well done and musical. For the most part, each section of the Studio Orchestra played very well individually, but when it came time for the jazz band, orchestra and string quartet to play altogether, it was apparent that this grouping of musicians doesn’t perform together on a regular basis. Overall, a lot of factors go into why the concert turned out to be disappointing for this very talented group of musicians. I don’t think that the Studio Orchestra is a bad idea, and I hope that it continues to perform annually. I just think that the music a group like this plays should be carefully chosen, as it is easy for the group sound to become almost a caricature or satire in its feel. The best example of a group doing mixed jazz band and orchestra music successfully today is the Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra and their collaborations with today’s top orchestras. However, with some lessons learned and possibly some programmatic tweaking, the Studio Orchestra definitely has the potential to join the ranks of the many other highly regarded ensembles at Eastman. Levy can be reached at [email protected]. Liberty: Freedom of Speech Soap: “O.C.” extends appeal across genders CONTINUED FROM PAGE 17 Students who wish to assemble and watch pornography should not be treated any differently from those who wish to assemble and watch football. Students who wish to gather and talk about God are just as entitled to do that as students who may want to gather and discuss bondage and sado-masochism. The extremity of the examples here is intentional, because such extremes are bound to exist on almost any college campus across America. Many would probably argue that people are free to discuss these things in private and that school sponsored activities of this sort are tantamount to university wide acceptance of such things. Again, this logic is flawed because it assumes that sadomasochism, pornography, football or God require a rather arbitrary moral judgment on the part of the university or the student body. I have yet been able to find such a directive in the constitution of the Students’ Association or the mission statement of the university. The likely reason is because the vast majority realizes that tolerance and respect of differing views does not necessarily imply acceptance. Instead, it implies a readiness to accept other viewpoints and in so doing, an assurance of well roundedness that may not be garnered otherwise. Rather than lamenting the moral decay of America or complaining about the conservative right taking over and standing in judgment of one another, college students should make an attempt to understand one another. Debate the issues rather than calling home and complaining to your parents. Try to understand where your colleagues are coming from rather than making appointments with administrators to discuss how offended you are. Remember that what is indecent for you may be perfectly acceptable for another. Leave the fighting of the culture war to the people that have already graduated, because, hopefully, they took advantage of opportunities to learn about the views of others rather than simply squashing them once they became uncomfortable. Haynes can be reached at [email protected]. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 13 unrelated and unrelatable. For example, on the show I just mentioned when a certain female character was trying to explain to her male best friend why it was weird at age 16 for them to still be sleeping in the same bed, her explanation was “I just think our raging hormones are bound to collide and I am just trying to limit the fall out. And you have genitalia.” While on “The O.C.” an alternative response to this issue that might be used would be “Hey this is frickin’ weird cause we are really old and I am Katie Holmes and a lot hotter then you, Dawson.” I would just like to say that I was an avid “Dawson’s Creek” fan, though I can understand Scwhartz’s point that the vocabulary was too much, because I definitely assumed that genitalia was some sort of disease. Other contributing factors to the show besides the witty, sharp dialogue would be that, although the characters are these perfect specimens of nature, they have a lot of inner conflicts. For example, Ryan, the tough, brooding, abused kid from Chino now fits in perfectly with the rich kids because he wears those sophisticated black man bracelets, and he obviously has some control issues given the fact that he punched someone in at least the first six episodes. Another example would be Marissa, who appears to be your typical beautiful, rich, anorexic, chronic alcoholic and frequent valium abuser whose pictureperfect family is based on a web of lies, when she actually has a shoplifting habit, too. The show has also sparked many fashion trends such as the ugg boots craze — I believe it to be the fifth show to claim it started it — minis and pointy flats. I know that when I pick out an outfit, I now always think to myself “Would I wear this if I was in the O.C.?” The story lines about the parents are also captivating most likely because both moms on the show fall into the category of MILF and the fathers are both very funny and portray realistic characters. The show also keeps up with the latest trends in music, getting very non-O.C.ish bands to perform on the show. The final aspect that I say defi- nitely makes the show the most different from “90210” is the character of Seth Cohen. Actor Adam Brody has created, I think, one of the greatest characters in television history. I mean, where would be without precious lines such as “Is it twisted to find your potential grandma really hot?” and “I’ve got Jesus and Moses on my side” and my favorite, “So when you lost your virginity I was playing ‘Magic: the Gathering.’” The cover of this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly poses the question “Is this the death of sitcoms?” With the loss of “Friends,” “Frasier” and “Sex and the City,” and the fact that a new reality show comes out every week, the argument does seem valid. “The O.C.” is great because it is in no way reality television, and at the end of the day, isn’t that what one needs — to see a bit of a world that allows us to escape from the snow and go to the beach? So indulge yourself in a little time with “The O.C.” because soon we may only be watching shows about big, fat obnoxious somethings. Lepore can be reached at Terry Riley says, “minimalism is so passé.” Fill this space Write for the Eastman section Call Kim 5-5942 C A M P U S T I M E S G e t O u t ! The week of April 1, 2004 Big Sea washes away boredom BY DOUG ALLARD CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Great Big Sea’s intense whirlwind touring schedule finally brings them to Rochester for a Saturday, April 3 show at Water Street Music Hall with special guests, The Push Stars. They are promoting their seventh album, “Something Beautiful,” which previously received high reviews in the Campus Times. They are known for their powerful live shows and their unique appeal to a variety of different audiences. GBS has built an enduring career and a strong fan base by keeping it simple and continually following their own musical path. This five-piece act, hailing from Newfoundland, captures a sound that few bands can compare to. By combining threads of their homeland’s traditional music with popular folk and pop, the band creates a sound that they describe as one the audience doesn’t necessarily hear, but one that it definitely feels. To experience the GBS phenomenon is to experience explosively joyful noises — a band that does all it can to refuse to limit itself. The Push Stars are a threepiece band based in Boston, who feature a radio-friendly sound filled with catchy and intelligent hooks and melodies. The band and their new album, “Paint the Town,” have received both popular and critical acclaim, which has gone a long way to cement their status as a band on the rise. Doors open an hour early for this 9 p.m. show, which is for ages 16 and up. Tickets cost $14 in advance and $17 at the door and are available at Aaron’s Alley, Record Archive and through TicketMaster. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. Grove Project plays at Milestones tonight BY DOUG ALLARD CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Billed as a show featuring the Boston purveyors of funk and the local jam band of choice, Addison Grove Project, featuring The Niche, will play at Milestones tonight. The Niche will kick off the show at 9 p.m. This local band will be promoting their first CD, “Building Up,” featuring songs about everything from urinal cakes to the pains of single life, but also expect classic covers of The Who, The Beatles and many more, all with their own unique Niche twist. Following in the footsteps of jam bands such as Phish and Project Object, The Niche claim to be for anyone who likes to party and is ready to see and hear the unexpected. More information on the band can be found at http://www.theniche. org. The Addison Groove Project is a funk, fusion, exploratory rock group whose roots can be found in the funk area of the late 60s to the early 80s. This Boston-based band formed six years ago, and has evolved from a group of college student weekend warriors to a fixture of the Northeast music scene, consistently selling out shows wherever their relentless schedule takes them. While not presently promoting a new CD, AGP’s “Allophone” was their last full length studio album and is a precursor of the band’s style. Expect a unique and captivating show full of groove and jazz influences, mixing James Brown and The Grateful Dead to form a very unique sound. Milestones is located on 170 East Ave and the show is 18 and over. Tickets cost only $8 and can be purchased by calling (585325-6490) or at the door. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. classifieds LEARN HOW TO NEGOTIATE A seminar/workshop in negotiation skills, techniques, & strategy. Essential skills for job seekers. $65 or $110 for 2 (before April 20th) Tuesday, May 4, 6-10pm www.HealthCareBusiness Institute.com Call now 473-1787 taxes included. 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BPG shines in new show this weekend BY NEIL JANOWITZ CAMPUS TIMES STAFF If you had any doubt as to what exactly a Ballet Performance Group show entails, one look at the title of this spring’s program — “We’re Dancing” — will quell any curiosity. Modeled around the epic ballet film “Center Stage” — a film with a “cult ballet following,” as BPG president noted — the upcoming show, which falls on April 4 at 7 p.m., boasts enough variety to keep even the most balletbemoaning of spectators entertained. “It’s the variety that makes a BPG show so engaging,” vicepresident and part-time student Jeanette Neri, a two-and-a-half year veteran of the group, said. “In the upcoming show you’ll find, in addition to the standard jazz and hip-hop fare, a Latin as well as two tap numbers, all of which incorporate ballet fundamentals.” This semester’s show will feature 15 spastic spectaculars from every imaginable category. “What we pride ourselves on is that we have the ballet technique, but apply it to every possible genre,” Ray, who choreographed a handful of the 10 student-choreographed pieces, said. Attendees can look forward to such songs as “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai, Christina Aguilera’s seemingly self-descriptive “Dirrrty” and, as if the hands of fate itself planned the show, “No Creo” by Shakira. Spectators will also be treated to the two special guests that are tentatively planning to appear — fellow dance group Radiance, as well as Laura Weaver, of Vocal Point fame, who will be singing from Aida while the BPG dances. For anyone who just hit up the D’Motions Club D’Mo, rest assured that a trip to BPG’s show will be an entirely different experience. The only dance group on campus that puts together two shows per year, these tireless gals have made it a goal to make their shows as eclectic as possible, and judging by their quickly-growing numbers, it seems to be a infectious philosophy. When asked why she’s so passionate about her BPGing, business manager sophomore Carly Starn remarked, “It’s all based on the classical [ballet] foundation, but you can find any style that you want to do.” For anyone out there looking for just that out of ballet, Strong Auditorium is the place to be this Sunday. Tickets are on sale for $3 at the Common Market or at the door. Janowitz can be reached at [email protected]. Mike Doughty brings his soul to Water Street BY DOUG ALLARD CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Mike Doughty, the former front man of the band Soul Changing, will be performing at Milestones on April 2 to promote his six-song EP “Rockity Rock.” Doughty’s solo effort is a drastic change from his stripped down, groove-obsessed roots with Soul Changing. Featuring little more than Doughty plucking on his acoustic guitar, his live show is very intimate, with Doughty frequently interacting with his audience through jokes and storytelling. While his show does feature a lone acoustic guitar, Doughty doesn’t claim to be an emerging folk artist. Labeling his music as small rock, a sound that is folky, but still maintains its rock roots, Doughty is using this tour to better refine his solo venture, while trying out new tunes that could be released on a full length album sometime in late 2004. The show, which is 18 and over, but may include an under 21 surcharge, is set to start at 10 p.m. with doors opening an hour prior. Tickets, ranging in price from $15-$18, can be purchased at Aaron’s Alley, Record Archive or through TicketMaster. Fans of soulful songwriting with an acoustic sound should place Doughty’s show in their Friday night plans. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. UR Cinema Group Fri., Apr. 2 The Station Agent 7, 9, 11 Sat, Apr. 3 Stuck on You 7, 9:15, 11:30 All films will be shown in Hoyt Hall. —————————————————— George Eastman House 900 East Ave. • 271-4090 Thurs., Apr. 1 The Decameron Fri., Apr. 2 Ivan’s Childhood Sat., Apr. 3 Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Sun., Apr. 4 Road to Morocco (5 p.m.) Spies Like Us (6:45 p.m.) Tues., Apr. 6 The Tarnished Angels Wed., Apr. 7 Amazon Women on the Moon All shows begin at 8 p.m. unless otherwise noted. —————————————————— The Little 240 East Ave. • 258-0444 Eternal Sunshine: 6:50, 9:15; 12:50, 3:15 Sat-Sun; Bus 174: 9:30; 3:30 p.m. Sat-Sun; To Be and To Have: 7:10; 1:10 p.m. SatSun; The Reckoning: 7:20, 9:45; 1:20, 3:45 p.m. Sat-Sun; Monsieur Ibrahim: 7, 9:20; 1, 3:20 Sat-Sun; Triplets of Belleville: 9:50; 3:50 Sat-Sun; Touching the Void: 7:30; 1:30 p.m. Sat-Sun. —————————————————— Movies 10 2611 W. 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PAGE 20 COMICS UR Croword Chump Change ZANY PUNS! THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g by Robert Warner Eric Dudley Ben Heaton: [email protected] Tony Terradas and Neil Janowitz Thursday, April 1, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES Page 21 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Women’s track clashes in the Battlegrounds BY DAVID SWIDLER Sophomore Lorena Suarez-DelCAMPUS TIMES STAFF gado performed well in the hammer The women’s track and field throw and marked 115’3” to finish team started its outdoor season eighth. last weekend at the Battleground With a mark of 100’1” junior Relays, hosted by Mary Washington Grace Kraay started out an imCollege. pressive weekend with a fifth-place With the Rochester weather finish in the javelin throw. She also preventing the team from practic- posted an eighth-place finish in the ing outside in the days and weeks discus, as she marked 98’8.” leading up to the outdoor season, But her most impressive perit seemed likely that the women formance of the weekend came in would be a bit rusty. the shot put. Marking 38’1”, she In a somewhat surprising fash- finished in first place and broke ion, however, the women stepped her own school record. up in their first event of the new “A number of women set perseason and exceeded expecta- sonal records in the throws, tions. which is really enIn her first couraging to see competition considering how ‘I was most since Eastern little time they’ve pleased with our had to practice Colleges Athletic Conference outdoors,” Head handoffs in the Championships Barbara sprint relays. You Coach several weeks Hartwig said. ago, junior Anne have to hand it to “They’ve been Baker placed strong indoors [them].’ second in the and they’ll contin— BARBARA HARTWIG ue to be a strong hammer throw, head coach as she marked force outdoors. 148’8” which is I feel like we’re very close to the capable of scorprovisional qualifying mark for ing in all four events. It’s nice to NCAA Championships. feel like we’re covered across the ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The University of Rochester women’s track team recently began the outdoor track season in Va. board.” The 4x800-meter relay team dominated in their first competition of the outdoor season, winning the event by nearly 14 seconds. Their time of 9:40.20 was also just one second off the outdoor school record that was set last season. “I would be surprised if we didn’t set another school record in that event this season,” Hartwig said. In the 4x100-meter relay, the women ran 54.16 seconds to finish sixth. The 4x200-meter relay team ran 1:51.81, finishing fourth. In one of their best times of the season — indoors or outdoors — the 4x400-meter relay team finished the race in 4:07.60 to earn second place. With a time of 2:02.70, the sprint medley relay team placed sixth and the distance medley relay team was fourth with a time of 14:03.47. “I was most pleased with our handoffs in the sprint relays. You have to hand it to these women, they really stepped it up,” Hartwig said. In one of the top events of the day, four of the women placed in the top ten in the 1,500-meter run. With a time of 4:55.49, senior Elizabeth Canfield was first overall. Senior Erika Wasserstein ran 5:16.41 to finish in fifth place. Sophomore Jessica VanBinsbergen completed the race in 5:19.93 to finish eighth and freshman Charlotte Reardon ran 5:24.81, finishing tenth. Wasserstein and VanBinsbergen also finished sixth and ninth respectively in the 3,000-meter run. In the triple jump, sophomore Laura Porterfield and senior Katrina Nowak were sixth and seventh with marks of 33’1.5” and 32’8” respectively. Nowak placed sixth in the long jump, as she marked 14’10.” Sophomore Michelle Gabriele marked 14’3.5” in the long jump to finish ninth. With respective marks of 4’10” and 4’8,” freshman Melinda Huang and sophomore Anna Barbi finished in third and fifth places. “It was a really nice meet. The competition was good and it was nice to have the weather to be able to compete to our best. It was nice to have somebody different there to compete against. Hopefully we can keep some of the momentum we got going down there through the rest of our outdoor meets,” Hartwig said. Swidler can be reached at [email protected]. Top Performers • Grace Kraay — first in shot put and seventh in discus. • Melinda Huang — third in high jump. • Anna Barbi — fifth in high jump. • Katrina Nowak — sixth in long jump. • Michelle Gabrielle — ninth in long jump. Page 22 Crew begins new season BY PHILIP BRUNE I guess an introduction is in order. I’m Philip Brune, a senior on the Crew team. Rowers are an odd lot, as is shown by the fact that we practice almost every morning at 6 a.m. At UR, we get additional insanity points because at that hour the temperature is often below 30 degrees. While we have obvious mental issues, we are more or less physically normal, apart from being incredibly superb. We have probably been in a class with you — we’re usually the ones sound asleep. Last weekend was our first race. It was against RIT, our despised and evil rivals. Just two days before race day, they destroyed one of their own boats to try and intimidate us. Races, especially in the spring, are a very big deal. If fall racing constitutes the regular season and winter is an oddly located pre-season, then spring season is the playoffs, Super Bowl, World Series and World’s Strongest Man Competition all rolled into one. In the fall and winter we practice two hours a morning, six days a week — a schedule that amounts to roughly 384 hours of preparation per season — if you don’t believe me, then you don’t understand math. If you do understand math, you’ll have also noticed that I have been using the words “we” and “our” a lot. Crew is a team sport, with typically eight rowers working together along with a coxswain, who is often short and seldom given any props. Now that you understand the sport completely, you are ready for our first batch of results. Right now, I row in the Varsity Men’s 8. We finished the course — a stretch on the Genesee River by the Jefferson Road Bridge — in 6 minutes and 4.70 seconds. That was 12 seconds faster than RIT. It was a promising and noble start to the season. The Junior Varsity women were the other winners of the day. Their time of 7 minutes and 6.75 seconds beat their RIT opponents by 19 seconds — another noble and fatiguing victory. The Lightweight Varsity women raced the Heavyweights from RIT and fought very bravely, finishing with a time of 7 minutes, 21 seconds. The Novice men at seven minutes and 19.91 seconds and Novice women at 7 minutes and 46.97 seconds began their first ever spring racing seasons by rowing fiercely and tenaciously in a losing effort. Brune can be reached at [email protected]. Softball dropped four tough games last week BY REBECCA KELLER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Women’s softball traveled to SUNY Cortland and Ithaca College this weekend, only to suffer four losses. SUNY Cortland, which is ranked seventh nationally for Division III softball, defeated UR 10-5 and 9-1 on March 27. Both games ended prematurely, as SUNY Cortland was able to establish an eight-run lead in the fifth and sixth innings. During the first game, SUNY Cortland was able to pull ahead and brought in five runs in the first inning. After the third inning, the situation looked better for the Yellowjackets, as senior Sara Dial and freshman Jena Robertson brought in one run each bringing the score to 5-2. But Cortland was able to score five more runs in the following CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g innings, while the Yellowjackets didn’t manage to score any more. In the second game, freshman Samantha Carr brought in the single run in the sixth inning with an RBI. The Yellowjackets were shut out twice against Ithaca College, who is ranked 14th nationally in Division III softball, on March 28. The final scores for the two games were 4-0 and 3-0. The Yellowjackets were only able to gather three hits for each game. In the second game, Carr pitched a complete game, and scattered seven hits in six innings while allowing three runs. She also had one of the teams three hits in the game. After this week’s four games, UR softball posts a record of 3-9. Keller can be reached at [email protected]. BARTENDER TRAINING Job Placement Assistance Student Discount 40 hr. course Licensed by NYS Ed. Dept. Age 18 Years & Older BARTENDERʼS PROFESSIONAL TRAINING INSTITUTE, INC. 1-800448-0211 3159 Winton Rd. So., Henrietta Website: www.bartenderprotraining.com Buffalo/Rochester/Syracuse Thursday, April 1, 2004 Men’s track sprints into the outdoor season at Relays BY DAVID SWIDLER up his seventh-place discus finish CAMPUS TIMES STAFF with another seventh-place finish, Despite only getting one day to this time in the javelin, which he practice outside before having to threw 149’00.” Also in the javelin, face their first outdoor competition senior Brian Ecker marked 130’10” since the end of last spring’s season, to place tenth. the men’s track The 4x100-meand field team ter relay team showed up to play ran 46.20 sec‘We’re in good last weekend at onds to finish in shape if we can sixth place. With Mary Washington College’s Battleback-to-back finget rid of the ground Relays. ishes, the A and injuries. [We can] B 4x200-meter “We ran pretty well,” Head relay teams were continue that Coach John Izzo sixth and seventh success.’ said. “Most of our respectively. With relays ran well — JOHN IZZO a time of 3:24.88, head coach and our weight the 4x400-meter people did a really relay team was nice job. In most second overall, cases it was the first or second day just .53 seconds off the winning they got to practice outside, [so] I time. Also finishing second was was pretty happy.” the sprint medley relay, which The shift outdoors had little completed the race in 3:39.20. The effect on senior Andrew Wunder, distance medley relay team ran who continued his success from 10:36.51 to finish in third place. A the indoor season. In the hammer finishing time of 8:06.50 was good throw, he placed sixth with a mark enough for the 4x800-meter relay of 150’9.” Finishing seventh was team to finish fourth. teammate sophomore Chris SkeeIn the 3,000-meter run on Friday, han, who marked 145’6.” Wunder freshman Andrew Whitbeck ran also posted a strong mark in the 9:10 to finish first overall. Also on discus, as he marked 136’10” to Friday, junior Ian Slattery ran the finish fourth. Sophomore Andrew 10,000-meter run in 34:13, also Lange marked 126’9,” finishing finishing first. In the same event, seventh. The best finish of the junior Peter Nabozny was sixth weekend for Wunder came in the with a time of 35:46. Freshman shot put, which he marked 46’7.25” Ben Snyder placed tenth in the to finish second. Senior Zach Opsit- 1,500-meter run, completing the nick placed fourth in the event, as race in 4:18.46. In the 5,000-meter he marked 42’1.” Lange followed run, sophomore Andrew Dylag was sixth with a time of 16:25.43. Freshman Thomas Palma ran 18.39 seconds in the 110-meter high hurdles, finishing eighth. In the 400-meter hurdles, senior Mike Hakiel and senior Adam Smith were second and fourth with times of 58.12 and 59.23 seconds. Freshman Tom Felio posted a mark of 5’10” in the first outdoor high jump of his college career. Since returning from Virginia, the team has recently had the good fortune of being able to practice outside, but Izzo said it is often necessary to “change our workouts to take advantage of the good days.” This weekend the team will travel to Brockport. “Every school going is interested in having a good day with good competition,” Izzo said. “We’re in pretty good shape if we can get rid of the injuries. We were very pleased with the indoor season, and I see no reason why we can’t continue that success outdoors and maybe even improve on it,” Izzo said. Swidler can be reached at [email protected]. Top Performers • Andrew Wunder — second in shot put and fourth in discus. • Mike Hackiel — second in 400-meter hurdles. • Adam Smith — fourth in 400-meter hurdles. Be a CT Sports writer of one. CT all that you can CT. Write for CT Sports. -=[Call x5-9382]=- CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 1, 2004 Athlete of the week Andrew Wunder CLASS: 2004 SPORT: Track and Field MAJOR: Chemical Engineering WHERE ANDREW WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL: Lyons Central, Lyons, N.Y. WHAT IS ANDREW’S IDEAL DAY OFF: Watching sports, playing video games and catching up on sleep. FAVORITE ATHLETIC MEMORY: The 2004 NYSCTC Indoor Championships, where it was one of the best competitions I have ever been part of. FAVORITE SPORT OTHER THAN TRACK & FIELD: Football FAVORITE FOOD: Steak and seafood. FAVORITE MOVIE: Not a big movie fan. PLANS AFTER COLLEGE: I hope to enroll in the Take Five Program followed by finishing out a masters degree in the Chemical Engineering 3/2 program. EXPECTATIONS FOR THE SEASON: Continue to qualify for postsea- Athlete of the week Grace Kraay CLASS: 2005 SPORT: Track and Field MAJOR: Political Science WHERE GRACE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL: Bridgeport High School, Bridgeport, Neb. WHAT IS GRACE’S IDEAL DAY OFF: Cruising and listening to music, hanging out with my sisters and my best friends. FAVORITE ATHLETIC MEMORY: Playing Case Western Reserve University in our UAA volleyball tournament. FAVORITE SPORT OTHER THAN TRACK AND FIELD: Volleyball FAVORITE FOODS: Anything home-cooked, especially Chinese food. FAVORITE MOVIE: “Pretty Woman” PLANS AFTER COLLEGE: Undecided. EXPECTATIONS FOR THE SEASON: To make the ECACs in the javelin and hit 12.3 meters in the shot put. Sports Trivia of the Week Only four schools have won NCAA Division I tennis national titles since 1977 — Can you name them? Three of these teams compete in the Pacific 10 Conference and one in the Souteastern Conference. Answer: Stanford (15), Georgia (4), UCLA (3) and Southern California (3) Sports calendar THURSDAY, APRIL 1 • Baseball vs. SUNY Fredonia, 1 p.m. • Baseball vs. SUNY Fredonia, 3 p.m. • Softball vs. Hamilton College, 3 p.m. Support UR sports. Page 23 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g FRIDAY, APRIL 2 • Women’s Lacrosse at RPI, 4 p.m. • Softball vs. St. John Fisher, 5 p.m. SATURDAY, APRIL 3 • Golf at Kenyon Cup, TBA • Women’s Tennis at Bates College, 2 p.m. • Men’s Tennis at Bates College, 10 a.m. • Men’s Track — UR Invitational, TBA • Women’s Track at Brockport Invitational, 10 a.m. • Women’s Lacrosse at Vassar College, 1 p.m. • Men’s Tennis at Brandeis University, 6 p.m. • Baseball vs. Medaille College, 12 p.m. SUNDAY, APRIL 4 • Golf at Kenyon Cup, TBA • Men’s Tennis at Bowdoin College, 2 p.m. • Baseball at Hilbert College, 1 p.m. • Women’s Tennis vs. Colby College, 10 a.m. TUESDAY, APRIL 6 • Women’s Lacrosse at Alfred University, 4 p.m. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7 • Women’s Tennis vs. William Smith College, 4 p.m. • Softball vs Medaille College, 3:30 p.m. FROM THE P RESSBOX BY MICHAEL HE replays. Technology has changed manThis year, the committee recomkind throughout the ages. The invention of the telegraph mended the instant replay rule brought instant news to the become permanent with the addiworld. tional change that if a coach is sucThe invention of the radio imcessful in overturning the first two mersed a generation with music rulings, then a third one should be and sound that sparked its imagi- granted. nation. However, this was not so. InAnd the invention of television, stead, owners voted to allow for a magic window that has become another five-year temporary inthe new opiate of the masses, stant replay injunction with the etched the images of war onto an extra challenge. entire generation. That is ridiculous. Each new medium brought First off, a system that has every aspect of the world ever been in place for so long and has closer. worked so well should not be given temporary status. Sports is no Fans obviously different. American prefer the unbiased football, intruth of instant Technology vented in 1876 replay over the by Walter fallibility of human has enriched eyes. Camp, has so many Instant replay benefited from aspects of our was intended to the advent of make the game fair technology. life. Sports and prevent games In 1924, the should be from being decided first football by a bad call. game was no different. Frankly, having a broadcast live from the limit on the number stadium on of instant replays Detroit’s WWJ also seems ridicustation. It was the first time that lous. Only allowing two or three listeners could hear a live playassumes a referee will only make by-play. that many mistakes. Somehow, once that number of Previously, football broadcasts were produced post-game, with challenges is used, referees stop the announcers reading the play- making mistakes? They are using by-play and including their own rather faulty logic. sound effects. Admittedly, this system can be Today, baseball may be Ameriabused. Coaches could begin chalca’s pastime, but the most impor- lenging every play. tant sporting event is the Super Many have claimed this is a Bowl, televised to hundreds of important reason to have a limit, millions at home and across the but I ask, “why?” globe. If television ever needed to If each challenge shows the flex its muscles, the Super Bowl referee made a bad call, coaches would be the first to show. should be allowed to continuously challenge. It has become an annual famRather than limiting the numily event to sit around the living room, eat junk food and scream ber of challenges, there should at the screen. Many times, the be a limit on the number of bad screaming is at the referee, bechallenges. If the coach challenges cause camera angles have shown incorrectly twice, then he should a contradictory truth to the the privilege of instant replay referee’s ruling. revoked. As if to add insult to injury, This ensures that bad calls can never plague games, nor can an networks love to use instant reirresponsible coach ruin the pleaplay on calls that were obviously sure of watching one. wrong. Technology has enriched so Something had to be done. The National Football League many aspects of our lives. Sports should be no different. recognized this fact and has been It is time to embrace technology actively working on a solution. with open arms and admit that a The league’s eight-person competition committee met three machine will give a better truth than a human ever can. years ago and, with the ownHe can be reached at ers’ vote, approved a three-year [email protected]. temporary rule allowing instant Admission to all UR games is free with student ID. Women’s Lacrosse team leaders vs. SUNY Geneseo vs. Ithaca College Pts. Athlete G A 4 Heidi Davies 1 0 1 2 3 Elizabeth Sack 1 0 1 2 0 2 Sam Krawitzky 1 0 1 1 1 2 1 0 1 Athlete G A Samantha Krawitzky 4 0 Rachael Holzberg 1 Heidi Davies Emily Riegel Pts. Lisa Aronoff Softball season stats Athlete Avg. Hits RBIs Alison Rossi .263 10 1 Becks Ryszkiewicz .258 8 0 Jena Robertson .257 9 4 Sara Dial .214 6 4 Samantha Carr .200 6 2 PAGE 24 SPORTS WEEK THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2004 Men’s tennis vanquishes all opponents BY ALISON MCLEAN CAMPUS TIMES STAFF In only one week, the men’s tennis team won five straight matches, bringing their overall record start to 5-4 on the season. “Our first few matches were disappointing, but they were against top-notch competition from California,” senior Dan Williford said. “That’s not to say that we couldn’t have beaten those teams, but we didn’t quite have the experience yet.” The Yellowjackets had four straight wins in four days against Nazareth College, Hobart College, Niagara University and the Rochester Institute of Technology from March 25 to March 28.. On Thursday, March 25, the Yellowjackets won every match in a 7-0 victory over Nazareth. In No. 1 singles, junior Avinash Reddy defeated Jefferson Dargout 6-0, 6-2. Reddy then teamed up with junior Partha Bhattacharva in No. 2 doubles for an 8-1 win. Sophomore Josh BruceBlack won at No. 6 singles 6-0, 6-0. In the toughest match, the team defeated Hobart on Friday with a 4-3 decision. The Yellowjackets’ doubles teams greatly contributed to the victory with all three teams winning their matches. In No. 2 singles, Williford defeated Trevor McAn- drew. In No. 5 singles sophomore Eric Prince won in a close 3-set match 7-6(2), 6-7(5), 6-2. Freshman Mike Lee won at No. 6 singles 7-6(6), 6-1. He improved his record to 11-2 and earned the fourth winning point for UR. On Saturday, UR defeated Niagara 6-1. Senior Colin Ryan had a strong performance at No. 3 singles. Without losing a single game, Ryan defeated Jason Ramos 6-0, 6-0. Lee also defeated opponent Dave Reuter at No. 6 singles 6-0, 6-0. Bruce-Black won at No. 4 singles, 6-1, 6-1. Reddy and Bhattacharya won at No. 2 doubles 8-0. For the fifth victory in a row, and the fourth in four days, UR defeated RIT on Sunday, 7-0. At No. 1 singles, Williford defeated regionally ranked David Chachu 6-4, 6-2. Bhattacharya won all games in a victory at No. 3 singles 6-0, 6-0. At No. 3 doubles, junior Brian Shenker and Prince defeated opponents 8-0. “So far the season has been a success in my eyes,” Williford remarked. Now with a 5-4 record, the UR team will travel to Maine on April 3 to play tough regional opponent Bates College. The team then plays at equally tough Bowdoin College on April 4. McLean can be reached at [email protected]. YUTING CHUANG • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Freshman Mike Lee hits a two-handed backhand shot in practice on Tuesday at the Goergen Athletic Center. Women’s lacrosse stied in two straight games ANDREW SLOMINSKI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior Midfielder Elizabeth Sack chases the ball in an attempt to clear it out of the backfield against Ithaca College in a game played on March 30. Womenʼs Track Battleground State The women’s track team started their outdoor season at the Battleground Relays hosted by Mary Washington College in Virginia. Find out why big things are expected from place throwers and the Yellowjacket relay teams for the rest of the season. See Page 21. BY REBECCA KELLER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Women’s lacrosse faced SUNY Geneseo in a home game last Saturday, but suffered a close loss of 13-12. Ithaca College also came to Fauver Stadium Tuesday afternoon, and defeated the Yellowjackets 15-4. In the first half of the Saturday game, SUNY Geneseo was able to score 11 goals while Rochester only scored five. In the second half, Rochester played fierce catch-up, and scored seven goals versus SUNY Geneseo’s two goals. Although Rochester had more shots on goal, they were unable to score with the accuracy that SUNY Geneseo did. Senior Samantha Krawitzky was the leading scorer for the game with four goals, and freshman Heidi Davies and senior Katie Riegel put in two. Single goalscorers against SUNY Geneseo were senior Rachel Holtzberg, junior Emily Riegel, freshman Christina Montano and senior Kelly Glajch. Senior Goalkeeper Stephanie Bristol played most of the game, and was able to save five shots on goal. Junior Cassie Glanton was put in for the remainder of the game, and ended up saving one shot. Holtzberg also had two assists, along with junior Elizabeth Sack. Riegel and sophomore Lisa Aronoff had one assist each. Ithaca College is ranked 14th nationally for Division III and demonstrated their talents against Rochester on March 30th in a home game. Ithaca scored the first three shots of the game, but then Rochester came back with two goals, to make the score a close 3-2 after 15 minutes. But by halftime Ithaca pulled ahead to take a 9-3 lead. In the second half of the game, Rochester played a tighter game and allowed fewer Ithaca goals than in the first half. But they were unable to close the score gap, and only got in one additional goal. Goalscorers include Sack, Aronoff, Krawitzky and Davies. Riegel also had an assist. Overall, Ithaca was able to dominate the game due to their speed, quick passing and talented shooters. They bested the Yellowjackets in shots on goal and groundballs. Rochester offense was stifled by Ithaca’s defensive double- and triple-teams. Despite the wide goal difference, the women didn’t lose their spirit or intensity, and continued to fight for the entire game. They look forward to future games for chances to improve their performance. Keller can be reached at [email protected]. Menʼs Track Battleground State II The men’s track team also headed to Virginia to compete in the Battleground Relays at Mary Washington College. The distance runners gave Head Coach John Izzo something to talk about, and the rest of the team also took advantage of the warm weather to compete against good competition. See Page 22.