Issue5 - John Abbott College
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Issue5 - John Abbott College
bandersnatch You will waterfall to your die since 1971 Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010 Volume 40, Issue 5 In This Issue Restore Sanity Rally Page 5 The rally was a satire of Glenn Beck’s Rally to Restore Sanity, but that is not to say the Colbert-Stewart rally did not have a serious undertone: in reacting to the pressure of the upcoming congressional election in the United States. The comedians felt the American media’s hyperbolic tendencies destroy any hope of having a reasonable debate. Christine O’Donnell Page 9 “Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.” Politically Incorrect, 1998. Let’s hope she doesn’t run into a New Orleans’ psychic pimp. They’re everywhere. 2012 Olympics Page 11 There is already so much to say about the London 2012 Games. The location itself is incredibly exciting, owing to the world-renowned national pride of the British; a competitive and multi-talented host nation will be perfect for setting the standard of competition. Sections Campus Life...................... 1 News .................................. 5 Entertainment................... 6 Games ............................... 7 Arts .................................... 8 Opinions............................. 9 Sports................................. 10 Preparing for the Exit Exam Neil Briffett Contributor “What? On top of all my classes, I have to write a 4-hour test to get out of CEGEP?” Relax. Take it easy. Don’t worry. Chances are you will be included in the 90% of JAC students who pass this exam the first time they write it. So stay calm and read on! For over a decade, the English Exit Exam has been the price tens of thousands of students have had to pay in order to graduate from CEGEP. Students from all over Québec have the option of writing the exam in May, August or December (the next one takes place December 15th). What exactly is the EEE? Well, you have to write a short essay analyzing a text of your choosing. You have a choice of 3 texts, which are usually either two short stories and an essay or two essays and a short story. You are marked according to very specific criteria: Comprehension & Insight (how well you understo o d the text you read), Organization of Response (how well you organized your essay) and Expression (how well you wrote). An A, B or C in any of those categories is a pass; a D, E, or F in any category, and you fail the exam. Don’t despair if this happens as you will have opportunities to rewrite it. How can you prepare? Well, you have a lot of options here at JAC. The first one is The Learning Centre which gives many workshops in the weeks prior to the exam (the next group will start the week of November 15th and go right up until the exam on December 15th). Sign up for one because all workshops are free. Another option is to go to The Learning Centre website where we have copies of stories and essays used in previous exams. Read one, tr y writing an essay on it, then br i ng it t o T h e Read/Write L ab (H-111) where w e c a n l o o k at it and point out its strengths and weaknesses. Some English teachers give mock exams in the last weeks of classes so that’s yet another way of preparing. Lastly, bring samples of your w r it ing to the student tutors i n T h e Wr it i n g Centre or The Let my children go! Serag Bulur Games & Tech Editor For those of you who don’t know, our Bandersnatch office rests ever so closely to the Free the Children clubroom. Usually, that room is locked and whenever there is someone there it’s because I’m dreaming it. Recently, however, there has been a flurry of people entering and leaving, moving furniture and sanitising the crap out of that room. What I thought were Free the Children members were actually JACtivists taking reign over the seemingly abandoned club room. I spoke to many colleagues about the recent state of Free the Children but none could really give me accurate answers. And so, since I love playing pretend journalist for the paper, I thought I’d ask the hard hitting questions to those in charge of the club. 1. How do you free children? 2. Statistically, just how many have you freed? 3. Why did you give our clubroom really kickass army men and toy race cars? 4. Is that how you free children? 5. Just kidding... No, I’m not. 6. What sort of filing system do you have for the children? 7. Why do you guys have a bag full of lighters? Was it for a campaign? A sexy campaign? 8. Can we have your club room? 9. Wouldn’t joining with JACtivists be more productive, or are you guys like Batman and would rather work alone? 10. Technically, being like Batman Learning Centre. And - lucky you! – we here at The Learning Centre have spent the last few months updating a book that explains everything – and we mean everything – you need to know in order to pass. It’s called Demystifying the English Exit Exam. There will be a book launch taking place Thursday, November 11th from 2:00-4:00 in the Staff Lounge (H101). Come on by, buy a copy, and ask questions. The book will also be available for sale in The Learning Centre. makes sense since he usually has children for sidekicks. That wasn’t really a question you don’t have to answer that. 11. How did the bake sale go? 12. To test your skills, I have h i d d e n one ch i l d somewhere on this planet. You have 24 hours. Sadly, I did not get a reply back from any of them, because they probably realised how stupid it was by the second question. I don’t blame them, I wasn’t really expecting a reply anyway. What’s important is that I sent these questions and got them printed in this paper. Hopefully we can actually get some news on this club because I do think they stand for a righteous cause that many people are passionate about. So if anyone knows anything about the whereabouts of this club please call us or e-mail us and send us your information. This is a lot more fun than asking Bill. Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 1 BANDERSNATCH John Abbott College 21275 Lakeshore Road P.O. Box 2000 Sainte-Anne-de-Bellevue, Quebec, Canada H9X 3L9 Phone: (514) 457-6610 ext. 5389 Fax: (514) 457-6091 Office: H-041 Web:http://www.bandersnatch.ca/ E-mail:[email protected] LifeHacks: Super sleeping Cody Foster-Demeny Production Manager So let’s say you’ve just received news that your boss wants you to work the graveyard shift at your shitty job, and he says no one else can do it. He’s offering a compensation for you if you accept. You decide to take it. Unfortunately for you, you have class every day at 8:30. How will you manage to stay awake and not be a total zombie? It’s quite simple. Fortunately for you, eight hours of sleep is not what you need to feel fully rested. In fact, you only need a total of two hours of deep sleep a day to feel like a billion dollars, though it’s going to take time, discipline and a few days of sleep depravation to force your brain into your command. How, you ask? Well, to put it simply, there are several stages of sleep. The most important part, the one that makes you feel good when you wake up is REM, or Rapid Eye Movement. This is the stage where your brain looks the least asleep, because REM is the time in which dreams occur. There are a total of six methods of sleeping to get your body’s required two hours of REM sleep. The first being the only monophasic sleep; a solid block of eight hours of rest will give you 4 sessions of REM lasting approximately 30 minutes. Now, this seems like the most logical, or the only thing we know… Sadly, we lose the rest of those hours to unnecessary unconsciousness. Entering the polyphasic sleeps (meaning, more than one rest-session) we find our first sleep pattern; the siesta. We can shave a total of about an hour and a half off of useless sleeping by having one 30-minute nap at 6:00 pm, and then a sleep of six hours starting midnight. The Everyman method has 3 different variations, though they’re just adding a 30-minute nap every six hours. The Everyman 2 consists of two twenty minute naps: one at 12:00 pm, one at 6:00 pm, then a core sleep of 4.5 hours starting from midnight. E3 consists of three hours core sleep, and three naps (12:00 pm, 6:00 pm, 6:00 am) meaning you only need four and a half hours of sleep. Finally, the everyman 4: four 20 minute naps, and 1.5 hours of solid sleep; nap at 12:00 pm 6:00 pm, sleep at midnight for an hour and a half, then continue your morning with naps at 6:00 am and 11:00 am. Then there’s the Uberman, the ultimate way to sleep and have absolutely zero time wasted: one 20-minute nap every four hours. With this method you can function with no core sleep required, and only two hours is needed to function just as any eight-hour sleeper. You’ll feel refreshed the entire day, over and over and over again. The downside to it: If you miss a nap, you screw yourself, and you wont like having to force yourself through not sleeping. If you miss a tiny nap, you’ll send your sleep pattern out of control, and your brain won’t understand what the hell you just did. This is because you’ve only decided to sleep at We’ve got nymphomania! Jessica Cappuccilli Sex Columnist The label “nymphomaniac” is what is used to describe women who have a sex addiction. These people are described as having an “abnormally” high sexual desire which can lead to promiscuity or even prostitution. But who decides what is a normal sexual appetite? Neither sex addiction nor nymphomania have been 2 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 recognized by the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), but it is rumoured that at least one of the two terms, Sexual Addiction, will in fact be present in the DSM V, which is due to be released in 2013. Although the term “sex addict” may be used to describe both males and females who have high sexual appetites, why is there a need for another separate term used simply for women who have a greater sexual appetites? Is what we call nymphomania a real mental disorder, or is it simply a manmade term, used to suppress women who have a higher, “abnormal”, sexual appetite than most others? The 2008 European film, Diary of a Nymphomaniac, tells the story of a young Spanish woman who suffers from nymphomania, and who writes down all of her exploits. While her condition David Alexander certain periods of time. After forcing your brain into changing 8 hours of rest into 2 hours of hardcore sleep, you’ve remodeled the way it thinks of sleep. On an entirely different note, but still pertaining to sleep, there’s a way to control your dreams, and it’s actually quite simple. First, keep a dream journal; as soon as you wake up, write down what you remember. This helps put a stop to repeating dreams, as most dreams are immediately forgotten. Second, if you think about exactly what you want to dream about before you fall asleep, you’ll most likely dream about it. It’s like that one time, where you had ice cream right before bed, and you were savoring the after-taste. All of a sudden, you blink and you’re in a damn castle made of chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. We can’t really tell if we’re dreaming, even if you’re standing in the middle of your workplace being yelled at by your boss (who is now a dragon) speaking in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson. In the movie Inception, they use “totems” to figure out if they’re dreaming or in reality… Well, this is based on actual facts. You don’t need an object that’s significant; you can create a habit like counting your fingers. When you’re dreaming, you’ll never have all 10 of them. Oh, and just a little tip. If you know you’re dreaming, close your dream eyes, do a full 360 degree spin, and you’ll be in a completely different dream, with new people, plot, clothes and setting. This is helpful for nasty nightmares! Editor-in-Chief Julien Simard Assistant Editor-in-Chief Alexandra Lewyckyj News Editor Alex Callard Campus Life Editor Patricia Fitzgibbon Entertainment Editor Jess Abran Arts Editor Tim Gale Opinions Editor Serag Bulur Games and Tech Editor Henry Park Sports Editor Cody Foster-Demeny Production Manager Sarah Tayeh Assistant Production Manager Julianna Astorino Office Manager Nevada McEniry-Hatajlo Photography Manager Adam Chan does in fact lead her to participate in promiscuous activities in the end, including prostitution, her grandmother brings up a point that should be considered. When Val (the nymphomaniac) tries talking to her about what she is going through, her dying grandmother responds with, “Nymphomania, a man’s invention to make women feel guilty if they break the rules. Everyone is the way they are. Never give up anything you really long for, because you’ll regret it. Trust me.” While sex addiction has been recognized in individuals such as Tiger Woods as an illness that can be cured through rehabilitation, why not nymphomania? Why is the term still used simply to identify women who have higher sexual tendencies? Are women not allowed to have an adventurous sex life, as most men do? When does it become wrong to long for a man, or long for the excitement of a new body? No matter how much it is frowned upon to enjoy sex, these women, these “nymphos”, boldly go out and get what they want, only succumbing to dangerous behaviour or prostitution when suppressed, examples of which can be seen throughout the movie, Diary of a Nymphomaniac. Webmaster Bandersnatch is the student-run Alternative Press at John Abbott College. It is published every two weeks and is partially funded by the Student Activities Commitee and by advertising solicited members. Submissions are welcome and become property of Bandersnatch. Submissions must be sent via E-mail to [email protected] and must be in Plain Text format (.txt) or Microsoft Word Document format (.doc). All submissions must include the full name and telephone number of the contributor, as well as the e-mail address if applicable. Bandersnatch reserves the right to reject submissions or to edit any submissions for length, legality, or clarity. Submissions should be a maximum of 500 words but may be printed if they are worthwhile. Spelling and grammar will not be corrected on submissions as it is the responsibility of the contributor to correct them. Submissions should be dropped off at the Bandersnatch office, located in the basement of Herzberg, room H-041 (across from the hallway entrance of The Oval). Bandersnatch Campus Life Campus life Artwork En Masse Emily Brayton Staff Writer Quick Encounters at Abbott Nevada McEniry-Hatajlo Photography Manager I have to admit, when I first heard about Quick Encounters I was skeptical. I thought it was weird for students our age because when I think of speed dating, I mostly envision divorced men and women trying to get back into the game. When I told my friends about it, they dismissed it automatically. When I told my mom about it, however, I was pleasantly embarrassed when she stressed the fact that I should meet boys and be like everyone else. Pshhh. I sound very bitter about it, but in all honesty, it wasn’t that bad. In fact, Bandersnatch Campus Life I actually had a good time even though I went alone. It was later in the evening, and as I walked cautiously down the hall to the Agora, I could already hear the echoed laughs and chatter of people. I saw some people I knew from my classes and quickly joined them. Eventually, some other people came up to us and introduced themselves. I was a little more at ease when I saw how easy it was to talk to them. As soon as everyone showed up, the organizers, Lauren Maloney and Emily MacGowan, broke out the icebreaker game. We were given a paper with a word on it, which was then stuck to our backs. You were then supposed to go around to people and ask three yes/no questions about your thing, and try and figure out what it was. Once you knew what was stuck to your back, you had to find the person who had opposite to your word. For example, I was “Mac” and another guy was “Cheese”. It was structured this way to allow us to meet a specific person and be able to talk to them one on one. After that, everyone sat down at individual tables, girls on one side, guys on the other. We were given 3 minutes to talk to the person that was sitting in front of you, and once those 3 minutes were up, all the guys had to rotate to the next table. You were also given a blank paper, on which you were supposed to write down the nicknames of the three people you enjoyed talking to the most. After the actual speed dating, the way it worked was if your nickname was written down by someone else, the organizers would MIO you with the name of whom would like to get into contact with you. Then, if you want to get into contact with those people, you would MIO the organizers back to get their real names. With their real names, you could contact them either via MIO or Facebook. I wanted to know what caused them to organize such a quirky activity at Abbott. Emily said, “Lauren and I came up with this idea because we had always wanted to try speed dating, but never really knew how, so we thought of a more casual version just for people to make friends that we could try at Abbott.” It was actually a really amusing experience. I met a lot of really cool people, and some very... interesting people. I certainly came out of it with a few stories to tell my friends. I also heard that they may organize it again, so if you feel as if you need to come out of your shell a little, I would certainly recommend you go. Hello John Abbott! To start off, SUJAC wants to congratulate the winners of ‘Best Booths’ at our SUJAC Club Day: Anime and Pagan Clubs. Well done guys! John Abbott’s largest fundraiser of the year—the Loonie Line--was once again a huge accomplishment. Together we raised a total of $13,000! This money will help out our fellow students in need. Thank you for your generosity and we would also like to acknowledge the hard work of all our volunteers. The Confederation of Anglophone CEGEPs (COAC) met on Thursday, October 28 for their second meeting this year, hosted by the Vanier College Student Association. The meeting was just as informative and successful as the first. In attendance were representatives from Dawson, Marianopolis, John Abbott and Vanier Colleges. Coming up, Remembrance Day will be on Thursday, November 11. To commemorate those who lost their lives in war, there will be a minute of silence at 11:00 am in The Agora. We hope you are enjoying your semester and continue to achieve good academic standing! It is always encouraged to become involved in everyday school life. Remember that it is still possible and never too late to join or start a Club. Come visit us in the SUJAC Office, P-101, or see Jill Gowdey in Student Activities. Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 3 Far beyond the Jolly Roger Louisa Bielig Staff writer October 24, ca. 1200 miles from the Somali coast. Pirates in small motor boats approach the cargo ship Beluga Fortune to hijack it. Following the alarm, the sixteen crew members make a quick emergency call and flee into the panic room where they disable the ship’s electronics and bridge so that the pirates can’t navigate the ship closer to the coast. Following the emergency call, a British warship approached the captured cargo, causing the pirates to flee and the crew to be released. While this is a clear success for the German shipping company which invested millions in training its crews for hijacking incidences, not all ships are that lucky: just a day before, the LNG tanker York was successfully captured ca. 90 km from the Kenyan coast and has been manoeuvred towards the Somali coast. The Greek shipping company responsible for it soon received a call from the captain who assured them that the crew was fine, considering the circumstances. Ransom demands are expected to be made when the pirates reach their destination, which is probably a parent ship close to the shore. Pirates often start from those parent ships with their smaller, faster and more agile motor boats to capture the big tankers. That these two incidents happened so closely in time is not astonishing and was already predicted by the EU anti-pirate mission Atlanta, dedicated to control and protect the Somali and Kenyan coast. It is common sense that pirate attacks increase at this time of the year since the monsoon season in the critical part of the Indian Ocean just ended. This is expected to cause an aggressive outbreak in such activities since statistics show that, with more than 20 ships and 400 hostages captured, the business of piracy has grown to a form that the world has never seen before – and it is hard to fight against it. Even though the EU and many shipping companies have made efforts to stop piracy by sending fleets to the focal points of piracy activity, extending their area of operation and training crews in case of emergency. Their opponents are far beyond the era of the Jolly Roger, the infamous bottle of rum and scurvy. Modern pirates are equipped with GPS systems integrated in their high-tech motor boats to locate their target, machine guns and satellite telephones. This might sound bewildering if one considers that the pirates are mostly poor fishermen and unemployed, with little or no personal property and certainly not enough money to buy a Kalashnikov, a motor boat or a GPS system. However, the technical equipment used for their operation gets more and more sophisticated each year. This is the result of a clever underground network of intensely rich pup- pet masters, middlemen and political authorities. Islamic organisations like Al Shabaab, warlords and other parties of the civil war that has raged in Somalia for the last 18 years since the last head of state, Siad Barre, was overthrown take financial advantage of the ongoing piracy. They have little interest in catching the real pirates who operate from Dubai, the US and Europe. It almost seems like a pathetic footnote in this dynamic process that Somalia’s new president, Sheik Scharif Achmed, was arrested two years ago by US authorities for apparently having close ties to the Al-Qaeda network. This man is now responsible of a state in which violence, corruption and war govern and put people in the desperate position of illness, poverty and unemployment. Aid organizations stopped most of their efforts after several deadly assaults against doctors and volunteers and were force d to le ave people behind in terrible despair. It goes so far that young Somalis s e e pirac y as a modern “Robin Hood” tale: they claim that their Hurricane headed for cholera-stricken Haiti Robin Clark Contributor On January 12 2010, the already fragile country of Haiti was devasted by a powerful earthquake. The quake, measuring 7.0 on the Richter scale, hit with its epicentre near the town of Léogâne, approximately 25 km (16 miles) west of Port-au-Prince, Haiti’s capital. By January 24, at least 52 aftershocks measuring 5.0 or greater were 4 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 recorded. An estimated three million people were affected by the quake; t h e Hait i an gove r n m e nt re p or t e d that an estimated 230,000 people had died, 300,000 had been injured and 1,000,000 made homeless. They also estimated that 250,000 residences and 30,000 commercial buildings had collapsed or were severely damaged. Poor sanitation in tent cities and a lack of proper aid equipment has resulted in the infection of water sources, and has led to a devastating outbreak of cholera that has killed hundreds and infected thousands more. C holera is a bacterial infection which affe c t s t h e s m a l l intest ine. Its symptoms are acute diarrhoea, vomiting, dehydration and electrolyte deficiencies. It spreads through infected water sources as well as infected foods. Though the disease has been largely eliminated, outbreaks can flare up in disaster areas where people have no option but to use infected water sources, such as the recent outbreak in Nigeria. The disease has been hitting Haiti since late October. Aid groups have been trying to keep up with the disease, which now seems to be “stabilising,” according to Gabriel Thimote, Director General of Haiti’s Health Department, but it is clear that with 1.3 million people living in squalled conditions, with little or no sanitation and poor standards of hygiene, the impact of a cholera outbreak could be catastrophic. Already more than 300 people have died and more than 3,300 have been infected, but the rate of increase has slowed. This is the first time in a century that cholera has struck the nation, which has enough antibiotics to treat 100,000 cases of cholera and intravenous fluids to treat 30,000, according to the UN. The outbreak may not be over, however, with already precarious health situations in tent cities and aid camps looking to worsen as tropical stor m Tomas st rengt hens and approaches Haiti. Over the weekend, tropical storm fishing industry is dying due to the big shipping industry and that piracy is some sort of a tax for this development. However, the poor do not receive much of this money which rather goes to people who already accumulated a considerable wealth – and probably on illegal basis. Additionally, several governmental reports show that piracy organizations seem to have close relationships with Islamic groups that just enlarge the already existent misery in the main piracy states. In this sense, it is probably not an exaggeration to say that the world is now facing the worst form of piracy that has existed yet and that it is desirable to find a solution for the violence and fear that it causes every day in the Indian Ocean. Tomas has been continuing to swirl through the Caribbean, after hitting St Lucia and St Vincent in the Windward Isles. The storm system has lost its hurricane status but US forecasters say Tomas could strengthen in the coming days. This storm is set to head for Haiti and with it, bring the new threat of spreading the cholera. “We are so stretched already with the cholera, and we are running a daily earthquake response as well,” said Imogen Hall, of the UN Office for the Co-ordination of Humanitarian Affairs. Effects of the storm may be worsened by Haiti’s dire environmental condition, as shown at Camp Corail, which is located at the foot of recently deforested hills. The camp is in a prime flooding zone, and with heavy rainfall, the water would rush in from the hills onto the natural flood-plain, an area where nearly 100,000 earthquake victims have set up tents and shacks. With such a rainfall, the floodplain waters could easily be comtaminated, increasing the danger of infection. With Tomas expected to hit within days, it is a race against time for Haiti. Bandersnatch News Parody rally a rousing success Juliette Wolfe Parker Contributor In Washington, on October 30th, American comedians, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, led a demonstration called the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. The rally was a satire of Glenn Beck’s Rally to Restore Sanity, but that is not to say the Colbert-Stewart rally did not have a serious undertone: in reacting to the pressure of the upcoming congressional election in the United States. The comedians felt the American media’s hyperbolic tendencies destroy any hope of having a reasonable debate. Colbert appeared in-character, while Stewart tried his best to pacify his fellow comedian. In one instance, Colbert tried his best to warn Americans of a perceived Muslim threat, and Stewart assured the opposite. Their argument, sadly, could not stay between themselves, and Cat Stevens (backed by Stewart) and Ozzy Osbourne (supported by Colbert) were dragged into it, with both musicians in a tug of war over who could finish their song. The comedians were not the only ones acting this way, no doubt: one eager activist carried around a sign that confirmed what some already knew: “Obama is a Secret Zombie – Show Us Your Death Certificate.” Stewart had announced the rally, with a sentiment of; I disagree with you, but I’m pretty sure you’re not Hilter,” reflecting his objection to how insane the media’s behavior has been of late.Meanwhile, Colbert, felt that “now is the time for all good men to freak out for freedom!” In 24 hours, the 69,000 people had said, via Facebook, that they were going to attend; in reality, the rally is said to have garnered over 200,000 attendants. Though intended as a joke, the rally’s underlying genuine anxieties – and the large crowd – may be suggesting that it is time for a change in the way the American media handles itself, and maybe we all need some more truthiness. Bomb scare for synagogues Laura Lussier Contributor On Friday October 29th, two suspicious packages coming from Yemen and destined for Chicago synagogues were intercepted, one in the United Kingdom and another in the United Arab Emirates, after a tip was given to the U.S. authorities by Saudi Arabia. These parcels contained PETN explosive devices, a similar substance to nitro-glycerine, which were hidden within ink cartridges aboard passenger-filled planes. Last December, this same explosive substance was used during the botched “Underwear Bomber’” attack, which last Christmas, was intercepted as the targeted plane neared landing. This time. however, the amount was much larger, enough to blow a hole in the fuselage of an aircraft. Additionally, the explosive material was set to detonate without a human trigger, a factor which leaves authorities unsure as to whether the bombs were intended to explode during the flights or once the packages arrived at their destination. These packages have been linked to Al-Qaeda. Police authorities believe that the target of these attacks was either the synagogues themselves or that the objective was simply as an experiment to verify if aircraft security would notice the suspicious packages. In response to this threat, protective forces and security have been positioned around synagogues on Saturday in New York City. Precautions have been taken and all shipments coming from Yemen have been suspended. Also, security measures and cargo screenings around the world are currently on heightened alert and are undergoing a revision as a consequence of these threats. Controversial prisoner given 40-year sentence Alexandra Lewyckyj News Editor On October 31st, Omar Khadr was sentenced to 40 years in prison, ending nearly a decade of judicial deliberations. The sentence is purely symbolic, however: Khadr made a plea deal before this most recent part of his trial, and will only spend eight years behind bars in exchange for pleading guilty for the full charge of war crimes. The first of these years will be served in the United States, after which he will probably serve them in Canada. A Canadian citizen living in A f g h an i st an , K h a d r w a s c aptu re d at the age of fifteen after a firefight with US forces in which he threw a grenade and killed an American soldier. Recognized as a child soldier by a UN official consulting the trial, Khadr moved to Afghanistan in 1996, after spending a childhood moving between Toronto and Pakistan with his family. He joined a cell of Al-Qaeda agents, of which his late father was thought to be a senior leader, in his early teens, accompanying his father on missions such as placing mines. Initially following his capture, Canadian intelligence authorities determined that Khadr had little knowledge of his father’s activities, as “he was playing out or simply not interested”. This was later contradicted by the Bandersnatch News statements made for his plea bargain, in which Khadr claimed to have “extensive firsthand knowledge” of his father’s activities. Captured after the firefight in the village of Ayub Kheyl, Khadr had been shot twice in the back by U.S. forces. He was treated by medics on-site, and has been held at Guantanamo Bay since 2002. His case has caused controversy regarding Canada’s refusal to repatriate him, despite the urgings of the UN. Khadr is the last Western citizen remaining in the prison. The costs of fighting legal cases complaining of the government’s treatment of Khadr have run the canadian government over $1.3 million dollars. In January of 2010, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled that Khadr’s constitutional rights had been violated, but did not demand his repatriation. The decision followed a ruling by the Federal Court that the Charter of Rights and Freedoms demanded Khadr’s immediate return to Canada. Additional controversy has stemmed from the young age at which he was held at Guantanamo Bay: Khadr was the youngest inmate ever held at the military prison for non-American enemy combattants. The former top military legal adviser at the prison, Navy Capt. Patrick McCarthy, is even quoted as saying, in regards to Khadr’s case, that “fifteen-year-olds [...] should not be held to the same level of accountability as adults”. Khadr’s case, especially his plea bargain, also violates the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, signed by Canada (though not by the United States). The convention compels states trying child combatants not to coerce them “to confess guilt”, and that any final decision regarding child combatants should be “determined with delay by an impartial authority according to law”. Khadr was tried by a military tribunal. There are further controversies in Omar Khadr’s case about his status as a prisoner of war and his rights therein as established by the Geneva Convention, as he was captured on the battlefield. Additional debate has arisen over his being charged with war crimes. Though the legal battle is over, the case is expected to be contested on the basis of the aforementioned points. Though his lawyers have made no announcement yet, many expect there to be further legal battles on the case . Canadians have certainly not finished hearing about Omar Khadr. Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 5 Europe Devon Spencer - Contributor This is to... Jess Abran - Arts Editor Meeting new people Free lifts home when you needed them most Free style rapping Telling bed time stories Forts made of blankets Falling out of 20 ft tree’s Scraping my knees New friendships Cherishing old ones Love Lack of it Remembering when.. We saw a shooting star at 6pm Music players (mp3’s) Eating KD (and regretting it) My bed My lover And pirates Captain Skyguard vs the Hyperbot Serag Bulur - Games & Tech Editor Sampson Anonymous - Contributor “That’s the last of em!” Captain Skyguard says as he dumps the final ninja corpse in the dumpster. It’s a good thing tomorrow is garbage day, or else I could go to jail...again. Nevertheless I should start taking precautionary measures since the ninja grand master from the last issue warned me about the HyperBot”. Suddenly a HyperBot appears behind him and is ready to shoot, “Target locked. Prepare to eliminate. Captain. Skaaayguard” the towering nine feet tall iron monstrosity tremblingly says. “It’s Skyguard you tin asshole”. Captain Skyguard leaps in the air as the HyperBot tries desperately to shoot his target with his shoulder turrets. Swiftly the Captain descends and latches on the robot’s head, which for some reason is an exact metal replica of David Bowie’s head from Labyrinth. Surely this has no relation. The HyperBot sets his gyrating motion hips to maximum warp level in order to shake the Captain off but unfortunately for the robot, he’s already lost. Captain Skyguard punches the neck of the HyperBot ever so effortlessly and removes the circuitry wiring to deactivate it. What should have completely shut down the HyperBot instead made matters drastically worse. For reasons the author does not want to delve into because let’s face it, it’s late and he wants to sleep, the robot begins spinning in a circle at an uncontrollable speed. Little bolts of electricity are formulating around the HyperBot and he’s turning at such a high velocity that he’s creating his own vortex that is sucking everything in his path. Regrettably for Skyguard only him, the HyperBot and the dumpster full of dead ninjas are in the area (it’s a very unpopular street). He gets pulled into the vortex and is transported somewhere far beyond are reaches of time and space. To be continued...but most likely not. 6 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 Bandersnatch Arts New Releases To scream or not to scream? In Theaters Alex Messina Staff Writer Saw 3D Paranormal Activity 2 Score: A Hockey Musical Conviction CDs Taylor Swift - Speak Now Weezer - Death to False Metal Good Charlotte - Cardiology Pitbull - Armando DVDs Toy Story 3 Centurion Lake Placid 3 Sex and the City 2 Upcoming Releases In Theaters Megamind November 5 Due Date November 5 Morning Glory November 12 Skyline November 12 CDs Susan Boyle - The Gift November 9 Cee-Lo Green - The Lady Killer November 9 Kid Rock - Born Free November 16 DVDs Scott Pilgrim vs. the World November 9 Californication: Season 3 November 9 The Last Airbender November 16 Fear Me Not November 16 Upcoming Events Usher November 30 Bell Center Brandon Flowers December 3 Club Soda Alexisonfire December 10 Metropolis Bandersnatch Entertainment When I think about horror movies, I generally think about a scary monster, a bunch of teenagers being picked off individually by said monster, and gore- lots of gore. I may just have insulted a bunch of horror movies which strayed from the path, scaring the shit out of movie goers by taking an unconventional approach to the genre, but I don’t want to go through a list of movies that horrified me, and I’m only trying to introduce my subject like my teachers taught me in high school. All that aside, I watched Paranormal Activity 2 the other day and was not able to sleep comfortably afterwards. Paranormal Activity 2 is about a family haunted by a demon. Seems pretty simple, but this is the same demon that ruined the lives of Katie and Micah in the first movie. Kristi, Katie’s sister, has just had a baby boy and returned home. Life is perfect until some paranormal events start happening around the house. The storyline is engrossing and I was always worried for the main characters. As a horror element, it does its job well because it creates a normal setting, slowly escalating the paranormal events and finishing with a terrific bang that I wasn’t expecting. Technically, I believe this movie is superior to its predecessor. The story is more interesting, the special effects are revamped (albeit to a respectable level that does not disrespect its indie movie heritage) and the overall quality is superior. It’s interesting to note that the first movie was done with a budget of 15,000$ over a filming period of seven days. The second movie had much more money and time on its hands. Did this result in a cheap sequel reminiscent of what happened to The Blair Witch Project? Well, I’m very glad to say no. The tricks the movie employs to scare the audience are as effective and subtle as ever. A great improvement it has on the original is that it uses multiple security cameras to showcase the paranormal events. One of the gripes I had with the first movie was that we heard a bunch of sounds but never saw anything too concrete until the movie’s midpoint. To me, the pacing was slightly off. This was largely due to the single camera. The multiple view points help escalate the tension much more naturally and are a benefit to the movie. A nice touch is the fact that they switch from one room to another in a specific order. This sets a familiar routine and when the proverbial shit hits the fan, the surprise is significant. So, it has a good story and it’s a better overall movie. The real question at hand is: is it scary? Paranormal Activity 2 takes the “if it isn’t broken, don’t fix it” approach and does the same thing as the original in terms of horror. It creates situations with little visual feedback, lets viewers imagine the worst thing possible, creates a lot of tension, and You will go and never come back Sarah Tayeh Assistant Production Manager Paper Towns by John Green is a story about Quentin Jacobsen, a man who has spent a lifetime loving his neighbour, Margo Roth Spiegelman, from afar. Original, I know. So when she cracks open a window and climbs back into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge-he follows. Quentin is kind of a coward, unpopular, and likes his boring, structured life. On the other hand, Margo is adventurous, popular and doesn’t want to conform. A little cheesy, but it works. On this night a few weeks before their high school graduation, Margo shows up at Quentin’s window and before he knows it, they’re off on a crazy night of revenge and adventure that involves dead fish, blue spray paint, blackmail, and breaking into Sea World, among other things. It’s a night to remember, and Quentin is certain that things between him and Margo will be different afterwards–but when he gets to school the next day, Margo is gone. Nobody knows where she is. However, all hope is not lost–Margo has left clues for Quentin, and he hopes they’ll lead him to her. In the process of searching for Margo, Quentin realizes that she wasn’t who he always thought she was– and maybe he’s not who he thought he was either. If you liked Looking for Alaska, John Green’s 2005 award winning book, then you will definitely love this one. It too has a lovely, eccentric girl, a mystery that begs to be solved by clever, quirky teens, and this time, including quotations from Walt Whitman’s poetry collection Leaves of Grass. Yet, if anything, the thematic stakes are higher here as Green ponders the interconnectedness of imagination and perception, of mirrors and windows, of illusion and reality. It’s kind of hard to summarize this book, because, really, there’s little else like it. Although it doesn’t follow the prescribed formula for a plot, Paper sustains it for the whole story. The most effective fear, after all, is the fear of the unknown. It harkens back to ages, past when poor Australopithecus cowered near his fire as he searched for the predator in the dark of night. Paranormal Activity 2 is almost like a little boxer; It knows where to punch me and how hard to do so. It’s just that, instead of a fist, it’s paranormal activity and, instead of me being knocked out, I’m yelling: “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!” in a theatre. Of course, I can’t really know what you’ll think of the movie. Horror is a subjective experience after all. If you’ve already seen the first one, this film might have less of an impact on you because it uses the same tactics to scare people. If you don’t like horror movies, you probably don’t want to start off with this one. If you think the Saw franchise is deep and well made, you can go watch Saw 3D and witness poor Chester Bennington being mauled in overpriced 3-D glory. Towns is nothing short of brilliant. I completely adored this book. It’s an intelligent, interesting novel that I literally could not put down. There is also a crazy, intense road trip! Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 7 Design games while you game...dawg Alexander Messina Staff Writer I’ve never really been a fan of games based on realism. Consider this list of series: Flight Simulator series, Gran Turismo series, most sports series in the EA/Activison war, and many modern war games I won’t name. Burn me at the stake for saying this, but I dislike most of the games I just mentioned. The technology put into them is impressive and they are all franchise titles that earn astounding amounts of money, but, in my opinion, they’re all bland and uninteresting. I’m not saying they’re bad games, I’m just saying they’re not worth my money. I want to give my money to a developer who makes games that are innovative and who takes a fresh approach to the game’s design. I thought about precisely this matter when I was playing Game Dev Story, an imaginative take on the job of a game developer. Game play centers around, big surprise, making games. To do this, you must first have a staff. I found the staff system to be really interesting; you hire employees based on their skills, have them do a certain job, and level them up with research points obtained during creative processes. This creates an interesting bond in between player and employee; I felt really bad when I fired Gilly Bates because I had invested a good amount of money in her. I knew I had to lay her off though; she was a tired wreck and wasn’t contributing to the company. This was only one out of many cases where I was forced to make tough decisions. You don’t really find that a lot these days. I originally told myself I would be good to the industry and only create amazing games that earned excellent reviews and filled my coffers full of cash. What actually happened was drastically different. You start as a lowly company entering the business and must work your way up by producing games and expanding your fan base in the hopes of making more money to make better games. The game follows a progressive type of system that makes it impossible to release a hit as your first game because you’re not an experienced enough developer. This makes sense gameplay wise, but if real life were like that, indie developers would all be releasing crappy low-tech games that no one cares about. Another issue I encountered was money. At first, I thought that I was doing well and making huge profits with every game sold, then the Play Station hit the market and it was going to cost me about 1000k just to have a licence. I had 800k. It cost me about 600k to make a game that would give me a profit of 50k. I closed Game Dev Story as soon as I realized this and I haven’t opened it since. I really don’t know what to say about this game. I initially wanted to make a variety of games, but ended up releasing 6 robot shooters, 5 marathon racers and 4 animal adventure games. This is nothing like the job of a developer, but it really got me thinking about the constraints they face. There’s a bunch of nuisances in it but isn’t life the same way? The critics were all jerks but they’re essential to our society. Was I getting upset because I wasn’t able to succeed, or was I being a hypocrite by releasing trash games that still made huge profits? Money was a real problem but it also is in real life. Is this a mad masterpiece of a game created by a genius developer? I’m seriously led to believe that this game was made to get us to think about the issues surrounding the game industry. In its present state, it is inundated by same-y shooters, franchised sports games, horrible licenses, stale plot devices, motion controls, 3-D tech, greedy companies, angry politicians, worried mothers, biased game reviewers, angry immature twelve year olds yelling obscenities, and average gamers like you and me. A game developer has to please all parties involved and respect gaming culture in its entirety. All of these thoughts brought on by a single game on my IPod touch. I’m also known to overthink things. Damn loopholes, give me back my items! Sarah Tayeh Assistant Production Manager I was so excited when I heard about Final Fantasy: the 4 Heroes of Light for the Nintendo DS, coming out this fall in Nintendo Power. I was not disappointed; the game was definitely worth the wait. The promise of little dialogue and non-existent cut scenes (so far) made the start of the adventure a challenge. This is the way it should be; no adventurer sets off knowing where they are going and why. Figuring it out along the way is part of the fun. There are a bunch of traditional Final Fantasy elements in the game that long-time fans will enjoy, but there are new and interesting features as well. The art and even some of the music is different than the other games in the series. Also, you bounce back and forth between characters at some point, which is interesting compared to starting off as the main character in the story and having party members come and go. Like all good video games, c also has those little things that’ll just tick you off a little bit. For example you have very little inventory space. You can carry up to 15 items per person and you can only have four party members. There is also a 99 inventory box that is shared 8 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 in all the towns for back-up. The most obvious part about the limited inventory space is that, you naturally distribute your items among your party members for convenience, right? Of course you don’t expect that one of them decides to off himself after finding the spirit of the dead desert/moon princess, taking all of your precious items with him. Then there’s of course the time when your character decides that he should ditch the girl he’s been adventuring with after visiting an inn. Right after you’ve lost items with the suicidal ninja, you’re now just going to leave all of your stuff with your only party member left and bounce, to a place you’ve never heard of. It doesn’t really matter though, because you won’t be playing as any of them anymore; no, the character that you’ve been levelling up and gotten familiar with is gone now. You will instead be playing as a strong warrior, and a spoiled princess. It gets better though because this game is awesome. And now for the best part of the game: CROWNS! This is the interesting feature in the game as you play and collect hats, which all of the main four heroes share, you can put one on and be a black mage or you can switch it for wayfarer’s crown and be that instead. These crowns, which you can upgrade with gems, change your stats and give you new abilities (separate from magic books). All that said, this game is definitely worth a try; a good game to pass time with if you have some because you can’t save everywhere, but I haven’t had any problems with that yet. There’s a lot to be said about this game, but I won’t ruin any more of the surprises… you can upgrade weapons too. Serag’s Private Column of Awesome Thoughts This weekend was filled with lots of candy, booze and Rock Band 3. I’ve been very skeptical about rhythm based music games since they seem to be coming out every third week. However, every time I criticize the newest Guitar Hero or Rock Band game, I’m always impressed by its song list or innovations and Rock Band 3 kicks ass with innovation. Not only do they give you a motherfucking keytar but you also get something called Pro Mode. Basically you can buy a pro guitar which has six strings and tunes itself automatically and you essentially play real guitar chords when playing. Now I’m only good at plastic toy instruments so when I picked it up I was pretty intimidated but I have to say the sheer idea of not only playing actual guitar but learning from the ground up is just a fantastic idea. I’ve never seen a game do so much for the player. Finally I can learn guitar and be cool. I’m not saying everyone should buy this game and this is definitely not a review, I’m just super excited that video games have come to the point where you can learn an instrument for a couple hundred dollars. We are living in the golden age of gaming! New Releases Goldeneye 007 For the Wii James Bond 007: Blood ... For the X360, PS3, PC, NDS God of War: Ghost of Sp... For the PSP Fist of the North Star: K... For the X360, PS3 Dragon Ball: Raging Ba... For the X360, PS3 Upcoming Releases The Sly Collection For the PS3 November 9 Monster Jam: Path of ... For the X360, PS3, PSP, Wii November 9 Call of Duty: Black Ops For the X360, PS3, PC, Wii November 9 Bandersnatch Games and Tech Guido TV Cameron Troyer Contributor There is a craze hitting the world over these days. It’s called reality television, and unfortunately, it would appear that it’s here to stay. It is a world consisting of dumb blondes, boob jobs and egos bigger than Mount Everest. Hell, I know a couple of people who would make excellent centerpieces for this stuff. Last year, I figured that very soon, reality television would vanish off the face of the earth. I was wrong. Not dead wrong, mind you, just wrong. Apparently, some idiot from MTV was thinking the same thing. He (or she) was not reveling as much as I was. This person was panicking! So they had a little meeting in their board room to create a new show to rid us of the “slump”. Next thing you know, 8 or so people are shipped off to a house on the coast of New Jersey and the infamous Jersey Shore was born. Jersey Shore is your basic reality television show, yet somehow it annoys me more than a mosquito bite on my butt, while others usually annoy me less so. It follows the basic characteristics of a show of this genre to a tee (except that nobody’s hair is blonde. It should be, but it’s not). I have some theories as to why it annoys me, and why it should annoy you as well. First, a word which I dread upon its announcement: Snooki! For those sane and blessed enough not to know what a Snooki is, it is an overly tanned Guido female with hair that reaches farther than her arms and is about as dumb as a doorknob, if not more so. The annoying thing about Snooki is her sheer stupidity. An example of it, and I quote, “My ethnicity is tan.” She makes Paris Hilton look like a top neurosurgeon, and that’s hard to do (and I mean hard). What’s more annoying than her stupidity? The fact that she thinks she’s smart. What’s more annoying than that? The way her general physique reminds me of a bottom-heavy Cheeto. It simply amazes me that people can look up to her at all. The second reason I hate Jersey Shore in general is the lingo and sentences they use. Exhibit A: Pauly D’s line “It’s T-shirt time!” T-shirt time? What the heck is T-shirt time? Is it when everybody finally puts on a top, because you’ve put that off like I put off French homework? Never have I seen a male Jersey Shore cast member with a complete top. Even The Situation wore an open button down the other day on Dancing With The Stars (He got invited on the show but David Borneaz didn’t?). Exhibit B is J Woww’s line where she says that after sex, she rips the guy’s head off. What are you, a praying mantis? Yes, mantis do in fact eat their mate after “doing it.” There’s your science lesson for today, readers. I would love for that to happen to me, so that I no longer have to deal with Jersey Shore. My third reason to resent that show is that it is said to be a reality TV program, when it isn’t. For once in my life, I am happy to say that there are too many fat people for this to be a reality show, where every single male has stellar muscles (steroids!), and every woman is slept with every night. It is also not realistic, because a woman’s attractiveness doesn’t make an inverse relationship with the number of clothes she has on. Well at least not all the time. Unfortunately, it is a reality in many places in the world, notably the shoreline of New Jersey. Hence the title “Jersey Shore”, in case you didn’t know. Hopefully, this bad excuse for a show is in its final run already, as Snooki can only be punched in the face so many times before it’s not funny to anyone anymore. So, if we are at my grandmother’s and my sister commandeers the TV to watch “Jersey Shore”, I do the only thing left that is sane. I walk three blocks east to my house. I go online to Surf the Channel. I sit down and I watch some good ole scripted television. Reasons why Christine O’Donnel is the manifestation of my poop Serag Bulur Games & Tech Editor Like my fecal matter, Christine O’Donnell comes at you in different forms. Smooth, liquid, solid fibre filled logs, chunky spicy nuggets and potato sized. Even though I’m not really going to give reasons as to why I think she’s a materialization of my shit, I will point out in this article how incredibly she sucks at life. For those of you who don’t know who Christine O’Donnell is, allow me to give a brief bio courtesy of the internet. Essentially Christine is an American republican politician. Now most republican politicians are defaulted as morons but she’s an extra special kind of moron. A Sarah Palin 2.0 if you will. She is currently a candidate in Delaware’s 2010 U.S. Senate special election where she will be competing against the Democratic Chris Coons. Who, by the way, has been embarrassing Christine O’Donnell in debates. Essentially the only reason why I assume she’s still in the race is because she’s just way too funny when she opens her mouth. There’s more to her story but honestly it’s not important because one, I’ve never been the one to talk about politics (I’m too busy doing anything else). and two, it doesn’t matter because we’re going to make fun of her anyways. If I Bandersnatch Opinions start giving her more characterization we’ll start caring and feel bad. Finally, because, I really want to start posting some of her quotes so I can analyze the stupidity. Here’s what she said about the bible: “We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we’re having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.” Politically Incorrect, 1998 Of course! It’s not people fucking monkeys that started AIDS, it’s the lack of Bible studies in school. On psychics: “Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.” Politically Incorrect, 1998. Let’s hope she doesn’t run into a New Orleans’ psychic pimp. They’re everywhere. On masturbation: “It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.” MTV Interview. I’ll masturbate whenever I damn well feel like and so will every other man until our hands go numb and fall off. On cloning: “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” Fox News’s the O’Reilly Factor, 2007. Quick Master Splinter she’s onto you! Hide the Ninja Turtles at once! On co-ed dorms: “What’s next? Orgy Rooms? Menage a trois rooms? Coedness is like a radical agenda forced on college students”. Washington Times, 2003 Bitch please. Everywhere I go is a 24/7 orgy room. On Freak Dancing: “There are drinking laws. There are – you know, you have to be 18 to smoke. You can’t go to school in a bikini. On one hand, you have people saying this is squelching their freedom, and then you scratch your head and say look over here, date rape is such an epidemic. There’s a connection.” Fox News’s the O’Reilly Factor, 2003. ...I...I guess. On the theory of evolution: “You know what, evolution is a myth. Well then, why aren’t monkeys still evolving into human s ? ” Pol it i c a l ly Incorrect, 1998. To be fair I think I saw a monkey open a mortgage at the bank the other day. She ‘s obviously a fan of the Planet of the Apes series. Well that’s it for now but don’t fret because she’s got near a billion quotes like the ones I just posted. You can Google them with your Twitter on your Facebook by using your portable communicators and never forget that Christine O’Donnell is an actual person and not some hilarious cartoon character that always says the wrong thing. Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 9 Chamber of horrors gone wrong Louisa Bieleg Staff Writer “Halloween is coming soon, pumpk i n s w e m u s t b u y. M a k e a Ja c k o’ L ante r n , b a ke a pu mpk i n pi e. Halloween is coming soon, feel it in the air. Witches ride on broomsticks, ghosts hide everywhere! ... TRICK OR TREAT!!!” I am totally in love with the little fairy girl that comes to my door completely wet to get her candy. Even though I have just woken up, I can’t help smiling. She beams back at me with an amazing upward glance on her glittery face – slightly evil since she will put toothpaste on my door handle if I don’t give her sweets. At least that is what I assume since the top of the tube is sticking out of her plump bag. It might as well be a present from a concerned old lady wanting to assure that she brushes her teeth after having eaten that mountain of candy she received. Nice old lady! I wish my grandmother was that concerned … So while I hurry inside because I want to avoid that mess and give her a brownie, I can’t help humming her little song. Feeling slightly proud of actually having made a pumpkin pie and being an undead that night (and wondering what a Jack-o’Lantern is because it is my first Halloween), I am slightly sad because there are in fact no witches or ghosts in the streets. Apparently, trick or treat is so last-season (or it’s just the awful weather), but what I have seen so far are a mermaid and a princess. Not scary, even though I can understand that kids don’t necessarily want to be your personal nightmare but rather enjoy dressing up… When I come back, the happy fairy’s little brother (I suppose he represents a dark mummy in his oversized winter jacket) and her older sister have caught up to her. The latter seems moderately less excited – probably because walking around with your little sister for trick or treat is less interesting than going to a Halloween party with your friends. Or because she is freezing to death in her maid dress that hardly covers her butt. I don’t envy her for that! Why is she wearing that rag anyway? It covers Ugh, they totally ruined it course when you make a transition from Adam Chan Webmaster One thing that has always bothered me are movies based on books. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against this trend. It wouldn’t be fair to generalize them since they aren’t all the same. They can be epic, like Lord of the Rings, or just downright awful, like a certain saga involving sparkle vampires. What bothers me about these movies is that one person you always hear from. You know, the one person who happened to have read the book long before it was even considered for a movie adaptation. That one person who read the book loved it and usually says something along the lines of, “The book was way better, they totally ruined everything about it”, upon exiting the theatre. Why do people always have to do this? You watch a movie so you can have some fun to have, and then you end up having to deal with this one person who feels it’s necessary to nitpick at every little detail. And of course I mean every little detail: what the movie did differently, what they accurately portrayed or just how they completely screwed up and tarnished the holiness of the book. Of 10 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 book to screen there will be changes, it only makes sense to do things a little differently. Personally, if given the choice between a book and a movie version of the same story, I’d go with the movie. To me it just makes more sense. You save time by not having to read every “he said” or “she said”, which gets old quickly in some books. Sure, you don’t get to use your imagination when you watch the movie, less than one third of her body and can’t possibly keep her warm. I would call that an amazing effort to scare people, but it is only scary in the sense that I fear that something might fall out of the upper part of this … costume? Unfortunately, that fear has grown to a nightmare since I started researching for this article: costume stores’ advertisements mostly show scantilyclad women with costumes that I would carefully describe as kinky. I feel like invading a mixture of the porn I never saw and a parody of it. I mean, who would invent a slutty “Finding Nemo” costume? Or put a forty year old guy into nothing but small panties with a red cross on it? Do you want him to get arrested or go to a mental institution? Okay, he would fit well there with all the slutty nurses around him, but it won’t be very nice for the children who see him while going candyhunting. They might complain to their teacher the next day- unless it’s one of Halloween’s slutty teachers. Just like the slutty maids, officers, dolls, angels, devils, bunnies and witches who populate this continent on Halloween night. Why? Can’t you people be a fork, a bowling ball, a flamingo or a crayon? That would at least be funny, if you don’t want to go for the scary costumes, which would fit the spirit of Halloween? At least don’t infect your children with it by letting them see that and putting them into cheerleader uniforms, fallen angel and devil costumes … or Hannah Montana outfits. That will make them look like most people at Halloween, but I am not sure if that is necessarily a good thing. The only thing that comforts me about this alienating development of a wonderful tradition is that I didn’t have be part of it, ignored the costume stores and consumerism and had a wonderful night with my improvised costume, strangling marks, claws and the “Nightmare” game. And without freezing my extremities off in the snow or pulling my dress down every two seconds. Hope you did not catch a cold … but instead you get to see the story come to life, which for me is way cooler. Although I prefer movies, I still enjoy a good book from time to time. One book that I enjoyed in particular was Neil Gaiman’s Coraline. When I heard there was going to be a movie made, I was a bit sceptical as to whether or not I would enjoy it, especially since the art style of the movie was significantly more colourful than the illustrations from the book. Not only was I surprised by how much I enjoyed seeing the characters come to life, but I rather liked how the creation of a new character helped the plot flow more smoothly, in my opinion. I consider it to be a good page to screen transition. Having read the book before watching the movie is good for comparison sake, but what about watching a movie without having read the book? I have done just that for a number of book based movies, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and Legend of the Guardians come to mind. For these movies, I had no idea what I was getting into when I sat down to watch them. The result, I was able to enjoy the movie to a greater degree because I wasn’t focused on comparing it to the book. I was able to watch them as if they were any other movie. In the end though, you can’t really compare a book to its movie counterpart, that’s like comparing an orange to a mandarin. Essentially they’re the same, but each has its own way of doing things. Some people prefer the books for the details, while others would rather watch everything unfold. Whatever your preference, you should at least give each a fair chance. Appreciate each movie for what it is, not what it left out. Bandersnatch Opinions Sports with Henry Park New era, same old results Tim Lazier Contributor Heading into this year’s NFL season, the New England Patriots were assumed to be an afterthought when it comes to powerhouse teams. With 12 rookies on a 55 man roster, this year was supposed to be a “rebuilding” year for the Pats. However, by the end of week eight in the NFL, the Patriots are in first place and are looking like, dare I say it, Super Bowl contenders once again. In the first week of training camp over the summer, Patriots poster boy and future Hall of Fame quarterback, Tom Brady, sat down for an interview with the Boston media. One of the first questions was: how would the team do in its first rebuilding year in over a decade? As fierce a competitor as Tom Brady is, his response was: “Rebuilding? That’s a term you guys use. There are a lot of good things going on right now.” Just like that, the man under center ended any rumors of a weaker Patriots squad. After a 6-1 start to the season, the Patriots have proven that their fearless leader is a man of his word. Bring on 2012! Brandon Grasso Staff Writer Despite all the warnings of certain doom and the end of the world, I have a feeling that when it comes around, the year 2012 will be phenomenal. Especially during the summer. E sp e ci a l ly in t he U.K. Why? The Olympics. This will be the third Summer Games hosted in London, the last being in 1948. I know, it’s early, and our ears are still ringing with chants of Crosby’s name, but given Canada’s overall success in this year’s Winter Games, I thought it would be a good idea to give a little heads up as to what we can anticipate in the world’s next big sporting event. There is already so much to say about the London 2012 Games. The location itself is incredibly exciting, owing to the world-renowned national pride of the British; a competitive and multi-talented host nation will be perfect for setting the standard of competition. What’s more is the preparation the International Olympic Committee and British government have already done for the event: a beautifully restored green space in east London will make up the Olympic Park, fully equipped with water management and wildlifefriendly maintenance systems. The 2012 Games will also feature a host of venues, new and old, where Bandersnatch Sports It is no wonder that the New England Patriots are off to a flying start. If there is one coach that can organize a group of rookies and veterans to create a winning formula, it is Bill Belichick. As he relies on intelligent game planning as well as physical ability to win a football game, the coach has convinced his band of youngsters to buy into his philosophy. The Patriots defense, which consists of seven rookies, was Belichick’s biggest hurdle heading into the season as it takes time for players to make the transition from college into the NFL. Belichick’s defense has used their agility to their advantage. While they have not been perfect, the Patriots defense has used their speed to force their opponents into making mistakes. On the other side of the ball, as long as Tom Brady and Wes Welker are on the field, Patriots fans are in good hands. Averaging close to 30 points per game, the Patriots offense is, and has always been, the staple of their organization. With the emergence and breakthrough performances of rookie tight ends Aaron Hernandez and Rob Gronkowski, the Patriots passing attack has more weapons than ever. While the Patriots offensive game plan relies heavily on passing, the running game has become a pleasant surprise. After veteran running back Fred Taylor was injured early in the season, Ben Jarvus Green-Ellis and Danny Woodhead have carried the load and become a successful tandem. As for the trade that shipped Randy Moss to Minnesota, no Moss, no problem. On Sunday, the Patriots beat the Minnesota Vikings 28-18 and limited Moss to only one catch for eight yards. While the New England Patriots that dominated the NFL in the early 2000’s are gone, winning 3 Super Bowls in four years, the team has shown the birth of a new era. With their high power offense and speedy defense, Belichick’s younger squad is a force to be reckoned with. As we enter the month of November, the chill of winter is upon us. For New England fans, get ready and bundle up, because with the same old results comes postseason home field advantage. the multitude of sporting events will take place. Among the new is the massive, Coliseum-like Olympic stadium. Begun in May of 2008, this £537 million ($877 million) project can hold a max capacity of 80 000 spectators, and is now the third largest stadium in the country. Obviously, such stadiums as Wimbledon and Wembley will also be in use. Looking at the games themselves, it can safely be assumed that we know what to expect. With 26 sports on tap (38 if you count the different disciplines and events), there will be no shortage of entertainment; whether your game is soccer, volleyball, water polo, or even professional ping pong, it’s going to happen in London. So, what can we expect from our own national teams during these competitions? While it is a popular belief among many that Canada’s true athletic ability only surfaces during the winter games, it might be a good refresher to look back at our performance in China two years ago. The Canadian Olympic Committee (COC) of 2008 was represented by a delegation of 332 athletes who participated in all but three sports. Having set a pre-Olympics goal of placing among the top 16 countries for most total medals, Canada stunned everyone, finishing 13th overall with 18 medals. For London, the goal has been set to 12th place or better, a goal that should easily be attained, judging by the ever- improving calibre of our athletes. While an official list of the 2012 Canadian competitors has not yet been released, it is safe to say that we will be seeing the return of such names as diving phenoms Alexandre Despatie and Emilie Heymans, as well as Canadian Sports Hall of Famer Ian Millar (show jumping) and champ wrestler Carol Huynh. All have won medals in Beijing, and will certainly be hungry for more in London. For more information on the London Games, take a look at the official site, www.london2012.com. There is much to be expected from this event, and even more so from the athletes we send over there. Keep your hopes high for the summer Olympics of 2012! Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 • 11 12 • Wednesday November 3rd, 2010 Bandersnatch Sports