The Waggie - UC Davis School of Veterinary Medicine
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The Waggie - UC Davis School of Veterinary Medicine
The Waggie Page 1 UC Davis School of Veterinary Medicine The Waggie September 2013 Back to School Edition Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!? In This Issue of the Waggie: Are you a Waggie Contest Winner? 1 Life in Vet School - this 2 issue in flavors of summer experiences and relationship advice Your Local 8 Neighborhood SCAVMA Community (yes, life 6 outside of vet school DOES exist) Essays! And MORE Essays! 9 Overheards 11, 14 Vet Talk - What’s Relevant 12 in the Veterinary World Today? (Tattoos, that’s what!) Opinion - Wag Your Tongue at Us! 16 Upcoming Events 20 Bit and Bobs - Cooking with Jacob 21 Cardio Crossword 22 As anyone who has been reading our numerous emails would know, The Waggie has been calling on the student population to submit essays for our Annual Essay Contest! Just as a reminder, our topics were… Job Deficits in Veterinary Medicine Corporate Medicine in the Future of Veterinary Medicine A Day in the Life of a Vet Student Funniest Experience in Vet School Now, if you were one of those gifted student who submitted an essay to us, know that a trained team of teachers-to-be from the graduate studies at the Education Department looked through them long and hard before selecting our winners. To find our who those lucky winners were (and see if you are one of the people to win $100!), turn to page 9. As a few of you will also remember, we asked for submissions to our logo contest in several of the same emails. We are happy to announce Jennifer Norman, Class of 2016 as the winner with the above (adorable) drawing. As thanks for her artistic talents, we will be giving Jennifer a shirt with the new Waggie logo emblazoned on it (and there may be another surprise in there for you as well, Jennifer!) Many thanks to everyone who submitted. Enjoy the first issue of the year! -Matt and Lane, your Waggie Editors We Know What You Did Last Summer... We invited a few of you to tell us what you did last summer - and thankfully, nothing involving hooks was sent! However, for some hilarity involving catheters and heartwarming stories, read ahead! Continued on Page 3 Life in Vet School Page 2 Life in Vet School Living the dream… one day at a time Today, fellow students, we are lucky enough to have the advice of a fellow student, Anita Lay, to help us through the dreaded Balrog of Vet School - relationships. Her experience may yet help you navigate your very own “Shall Not Pass” moment. Dating in Vet School Now… Onto Online Dating So when Lane first asked me to write this article for The Waggie, I was a little skeptical. What could I possibly offer my fellow vet students in the way of dating advice? And then I thought about it… and decided that maybe I do have some insightful tips for you all. First, I realize that much of this is known (or should be known) among the 2nd and 3rd years but I feel I should enlighten the first years on how things go around here. Some of you brave souls may have already ventured into the world of online dating. For my comrades in arms, I solute you. It’s a cruel world out there full of shirtless bathroom photos and emo selfies. Don’t get me wrong, every now and then a good one comes along (so I’ve heard). You have to be careful that your standards haven’t dropped so low from looking at turds day in and day out that you end up dating the shiniest turd in your inbox. Vet school is a cesspool of incestuous relationships within the classes. Before you make the leap of dating a classmate you should consider a few things: I never thought I would find myself saying things like: “Well at least he uses punctuation”, or “At least he didn’t post a picture of himself in a public restroom.” But I Anita Lay with have. Ladies, the lack of decent men online is a real some light reading 1) Everyone is going to know about your relaissue. From my vast experience with online dating tionship. Vet school is like high school on crack. here are a few tips I’ve picked up that I want to share with You are stuck with the same people 5 days a week, all day, you sisters-in-arms out there. Learn from my mistakes so and they have nothing else to talk about. that you don’t have to suffer the same humiliations that I 2) You are going to be stuck, seeing your significant other 5 have. Here’s a few basic rules to help you in your endeavors. days a week, all day. Now, that might not seem like a big Username. Most usernames are pretty boring and harmless. deal to some of you… but seriously. You’re going to get tired A few clever names have crossed my path and then of each other. there’s the names that make me shudder and gag a lit3) When you break up (sorry the odds are not in your favor) tle. Names like “50 Gray Shades,” “GhettoCowboy,” everyone will know about it and you will be trapped with “Necromonger,” “Imakeeper,” “lonely duck,” that person for the next 4 years. If you’re in the same color “StudMuffin,” “Brobro,” or “Screaming-in-Despair.” grouping you’ll have all your labs with your ex too! What Those are what I call “Red Flags.” could go wrong? Body type. The body type a man lists about himself is useful because it can tell you two things. If he has accurately Now I’ve touched on dating but I should expand on hooking described himself it gives you some indication that his up with people in vet school. Like I said, vet school is high self-image is based in reality. If he has incorrectly deschool on crack. You homeschoolers out there, pay attenscribe himself; for example, saying his body is athletic tion, this is likely novel territory for you… tread lightly.. If when he actually has man boobs and a gut, you know to you hook up with multiple people in your class… everyone stay away from that shit. He either actually believes that will know about it and you’ll have made a nice reputation he’s fit or he’s full of crap and you don’t want any of for yourself. The ratio of males to females makes this statisthat. tically easier for you guys out there, but I’ve seen women His pictures. If he only has one picture and it’s super pull it off. pixelated and you can’t make out his face... there’s Seriously though, think about it. These people are going to probably a reason. It’s probably that he’s ugly. You be your professional colleagues someday… Is that really should also be skeptical of multiple photos shot from what you want to be remembered for? Okay, it might be a the same angle with filters applied. My personal favorite good plan if you’re really good in bed. Just don’t fuck it up. (from experience) is photos that -Anita Lay Continued on Page 3 Life in Vet School Page 3 Online Dating, cont don’t show their teeth. If they have no pictures of themselves smiling… be concerned, because their teeth are probably jacked. Self-description. If they can’t be bothered to write even a short description about themselves then they don’t have time to be dating. They like adventures. I don’t why this is a thing but every guy lists “going on adventures” as something they like to do. I have decided this is the male version of “I like to have fun.” Well yeah, who the fuck doesn’t like having fun? The real question is what is your idea of having fun? What do you consider an adventure? I can think of a lot of fun adventures, and a lot of are ones that I want nothing to do with. Long story short, this phrase no longer means anything to me. Attractiveness. I’ve encountered some highly attractive men on these sites that are so unintelligent that their looks can not make up for their stupidity. It happens. Don’t let your lack of sex fool you into thinking you can deal with it. They’re going to speak eventually and when that happens you’re going to want to bash their head into a table. A good rule of thumb: If all other things were equal and this person was less attractive, would you still be talking to them? If not, stop talking to them! Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Anita has offered to answer some questions from the student population for us. So send in your relationship queries to [email protected] and have Anita Lay answer them in the next issue! WE KNOW... If you can’t be good, be good at it -Anita Lay We asked you to send us your fabulous (or not-sofabulous, but still funny) Summer Stories What You Did Last Summer This summer I volunteered to be a camp counselor for Camp Okizu, a seven-day live-in summer camp for children affected by childhood cancer. At Okizu, campers are given the opportunity to swim, boat, dance, play games and most importantly forget all about being sick. As a camp counselor my primary role was to facilitate fun and break into the world of these amazingly inspirational children. Going to Okizu requires an incredible amount of energy to constantly interact, play, dance and sing with the campers, but few experiences offer such incredible rewards. Getting to know these courageous, energetic, and compassionate campers (and counselors) offers perspective and life-changing lessons that help me tackle the challenges that I face throughout the rest of the year. I would absolutely recommend spending a week of your summer at this special place that is truly like no other on earth. For more information visit the website or ask me ([email protected]). Applications for next summer begin in January. - Matt Wooddall This summer I had the wonderful experience of working both the Smoker and Commencement treatment crews in the small animal internal medicine department at the UCD VMTH. Treatment crew is a staff of 1st and 3rd year vet students who fill in and cover the 4th year students when they have class-wide vacations/breaks. In short, it is extremely similar to summer rotations but you are getting paid! It was a wonderful opportunity that I believe every veterinary student should take advantage of. While working the treatment crews, you act and are treated like a 4th year veterinary student. I was responsible for performing physical exams, writing medical records, performing treatments, ordering labs, writing pharmacy requests, communicating with clients, and everything else that is expected of a 4th year student. I feel that by participating in this opportunity, I not only have better understand of what 4th year wisll be like, but I also was able to reinforce knowledge that I gained throughout 1st year. I was not only able to reinforce the knowledge that I learned in 1st year, but I also was able to gain information about the clinical importance of diseases covered in 2nd year. I strongly recommend that other students to take advantage of the treatment crew opportunities or summer clinics. Not only did I get irreplaceable experience by becoming familiar with SA VMTH, I also was able to reinforce the academic knowledge I gained, and all while getting paid. -Kristi Medearis Continued on Page 4 Life in Vet School Page 4 Over the summer I embarked What Did You Do on my dream voyage to Africa. I took a two-week wildlife Last Summer? immobilization veterinary course through Brothers Safari in South Africa in hopes to learn more about my intended field of medicine. The course exceeded all my expectations. The instructor was outstanding and made sure all the students took part in the procedures, which included the immobilization of rhinos, zebras, a cheetah, and many species of antelope. Activities included shooting a paintball gun from a helicopter to simulate darting, and fishing for poop shoulder-deep in a rhino’s butt. I would strongly recommend the course to all students and I believe it’s a great first step for any aspiring veterinarian interested in exotics or wildlife. I spent the remaining three weeks of my trip visiting the Garden Route, Cape Town, and Kruger National Park. I got the chance to cage dive with great white sharks, ride an elephant, touch a lion, climb through caves, zip-line, fly a helicopter, and do the highest bungee jump in the world off a bridge. I witnessed a pride of lions eating an antelope, leopards mating, a pack of African wild dogs, and a pod of over 400 dolphins. Everything from being surrounded by a herd of elephants in the bush to getting robbed by a giant male baboon made it an unforgettable experience and I can’t wait to go back! Visit http://brotherssafaris.com/ for more info - Adrien Pesque Cheating TAPS? I’m sure many of you who don’t have parking permits may have thought about, or tried to bend the parking rules. Or maybe it’s just me. I am here to say that either TAPS or Karma is a bitch. You decide. Who has ever snagged the 30 minute parking spot while running late for class in the morning, and then moved your car to “free parking” on Garrod after the lecture 50 minutes later, all the while breathing a sigh of relief that there was no parking ticket waiting for you. Or maybe you got away with parking in one of the client parking spots because it was “just for a few minutes”. What about writing a different date over an already used box on your GoClub permit? Or the popular carpool permit “sharing” when only one of you is driving and the other bikes to school? Well, I have to admit, I’ve done it all. But I’ve gotta come clean and get on the straight and narrow. Why, My Summer In Panama Summer vacation is a time that, for the typical vet student, means scrambling for coveted externships, padding up resumes and strengthening technical skills. I wanted to experience something a little bit different. Last summer, I spent two glorious months practicing blood draws, running diagnostics, and manning isolation wards. This time around, I decided to travel to Panama, the land of frizzy hair, mango trees and thousands upon thousands of stray animals. It is a beautiful location, and while my Spanish is muy rusty, it was truly a life changing experience. I joined Spay Panama, an organization that aims to reduce the number of stray animals by diligently spaying and neutering any animals that arrive on its premises. This is crucial in Panama where you can barely walk a block without seeing a scrawny, flea-ridden dog crossing the street Frogger-style. The moment I stepped off the plane in Panama City, I felt a rush of adrenaline. I worked my way through hoards of people at the airport terminal by following the arrows that showed pictures of suitcases and relying on my weak grasp of the Spanish language. After getting through customs and finding my way downstairs, I found a cab driver whose attempt at English supplemented my mangled Spanish and together we found the home of my hostess, Patricia Chan ,along with her twenty-four cats and two dogs. Patricia helped me settle in and gave me a tour of Spay Panama’s facilities. Just behind my bedroom was a surgery suite fit for eight surgeons to perform spays at a time. Adjacent to the surgery room was the prep room/clinic. The hospital was open to all Panamanians; it offered free to low cost treatment for homeless and low-income families. As Continued on Page 6 you ask? In the past I’ve been able to sweet talk the ladies in the TAPS office into tossing out a few small parking tickets. I don’t think it’ll be that easy this time. You see, they know that I used my “carpool partner’s” non-transferable GoClub permit yesterday, and wrote over the date to re-use it today. Though it was an expert job of concealment, to my dismay they actually have a computer tracking system and know the dates the permit was used. I guess others have tried this too, and they got smart to it. And Karma gifted me a lovely $223 ticket this time. So in addition to appealing to TAPS, I am appealing to Karma by vowing to be a good parking citizen from now on, and encouraging you all to stay true to the rules. Maybe Karma will toss out my $223 fine. - Anonymous Life in Vet School Page 5 By now, we’ve all had the talk. Life in Vet School is hard, and many people have difficulty coping with the stresses put on us on a daily basis. This brave student comes forth with their story, in hopes it can help others I may be crazy, but I come by it honestly Depression is the dragon, and he shares my cave. I’m here to talk a little bit about the human side of depression, since you all have had or will have the cute little clinical handouts. While mental illness is common in vets and vet students, I have been in and out of depression since I was 13. Thanks to Danielle for pointing out that I’m an old fogey like her - that’s almost half of my life ago. My experience: Everyone’s experience is different, and there are a number of putative subtypes of depression, but from my experience it is all ugly. My list of symptoms was like reading out of a medical text and my chart a mile long, but those lists don’t capture the human side of depression. I would go to the Yolo Bypass, one of my favorite birding spots, and stand there in the marsh surrounded by a dizzying display of winter ducks in all their colors, thinking on some level that I should love this, and all I wanted to do was crawl into the nearest stand of reeds and die. Instead, I’d slowly drive back over the levee and back to my class notes so that I could stare blankly at more factoids that didn’t click in my broken brain that could barely keep myself fed and showered. “Lack of concentration” and “difficulty in executive function” don’t capture getting halfway through making breakfast and getting caught in a reverie of who-knows-what, my conscious brain taking many minutes to direct its attention away from the blank wall and back on to the now-cold toast. The reactions to depression in people around me ranged from awkward and angry to brave and selfless. I have so many horrible memories of being in excruciating psychic pain, pain so bad that I was ready to give it all up, but knowing that I have so many people who loved me – without whom I wouldn’t have stayed in vet school and likely wouldn’t have survived – turns some of those memories bittersweet. One friend called me every morning for several months to make sure I was getting out of the house, after they had come to visit me one day and found that I had been hiding in bed for most of a weekend (that was also the first of many days that I got snot on their sweatshirt from bawling on their shoulder). Other friends encouraged me to study and shared their notes from classes that I had to miss for visits with doctors and therapists. Some Advice: Eventually, every feeling comes to an end, and that is both the curse of the manic and the savior of the depressed. There are a plethora of therapists and psychiatrists of all different schools of thought available, but I will venture my unprofessional opinion that THE most important thing is to never stoop your shoulders, turn your back, and admit defeat to the dragon. I had to accept that the dragon was there, and that it might take a long time for him to go away, and that he is likely to visit again, but the only way for the dragon of depression to truly win is to make you put your sword away and go home. Trust me, it has been exhausting, heart-wrenching, and above all painful, and you have to take care of yourself and not expect the impossible, but it only feeds the dragon when you pretend it doesn’t exist, stop working at therapy, stop pushing to get the medical care you need, stop reaching out for help. Depression lives on isolation and feeds on acceptance of hopelessness, and it shrinks from being connected and drawing on your strengths (mine is lousy humor) to get LIFE done regardless of what it tries. Getting through depression may well be one of the hardest, longest slogs of your life, but it is also the most important. Since Lane is about to slap my wrists for writing too much, I’ll leave you with a common Internet quip: “I’m not crazy – my mother had me tested.” - Annie Non-Mouse Who escapes the Dragon’s Den every day Breakfast in... lecture? Like a lawn mower through grass, And all at once you're not sure Forced down your throat It assaults the senses, If you are tasting or smelling it. Like Willy Wonka gum, only not as pleasant. Mowing them down. It stings the nostrils, eyes, and throat. You can almost feel it being Garlic. -a poem by Anonymous Life in Vet School Page 6 Continued from page 4: What Did You Do Last Summer? Patricia explained how my time would be spent, I began to feel overwhelmed. The hospital was open every day for appointments and all night for emergencies. We would spend half of our time on premises, performing sterilization surgeries as well as other potentially life-saving treatments. The other half of our time was distributed in the poorer areas of the country, where we would assist in blitzes. A blitz is an all-day event where eight surgeons, one anesthetist, and a handful of assistants get together to try to spay and neuter as many animals as possible in one day. This requires a 4AM wake-up call to travel to a predetermined location, usually somewhere in the sweltering heat and humidity, with little to no shelter from the sun, where we would set up induction, surgery, and post-op tables. Together, we would spay over 300 animals in one day. Then, with blistered feet and sorry hands, we would pack up and start anew the following day. My anatomy skills helped me spay and neuter over 30 animals. Memorizing all those drugs the night before an exam means I can say, with some semblance of confidence, that yes I would treat that acute uveitis with a corticosteroid like prednisone. I of course, I did have some slip-ups. Notably when I palpated a female dog and mistook her small fetuses for some very compact feces. Ayala vida! But it really was an amazing trip. Beating the humidity, the gnats and the frizzy hair, we spayed and neutered over 600 animals. We treated hit-by-cars, did amputations and treated multiple cases of jaundice and tick-borne diseases. By the end of it, we were sweaty, had sores on our feet and were mosquito bitten. It was so worth it. It is easy to get overwhelmed during school and lose sight of my goals when I am drowning in lectures, discussions, and exams; but volunteering in Panama reminded me of why I got into veterinary medicine in the first place. - Anonymous Community Life outside of Vet School DOES exist! I know, I know… when do we have TIME for these things? I don’t know, and neither does anyone who does them. But they do exist, and they are all that keeps us sane sometimes Are You Vino-Curious? There was a time when I would only drink beer with the occasional venture into spirits when the mood struck me. I had tried wine before but honestly could not understand the appeal. What I didn’t know was that I didn’t appreciate wine because I wasn’t drinking the right wine. Drinking “two buck chuck” is just as effective as any other wine at causing you to be schnockered but if your experience with wine is limited to “chuck” it’s easy to see why the idea of a day spent wine tasting isn’t all that appealing. Once I started drinking better wine and learning about how it’s made the game changed. In beerterms it can be likened to the experience of drinking a PBR vs. a delicious IPA from University of Beer. Granted, playing beer pong is out of the question with a quality IPA due to it being prohibitively expensive and prohibitively filling. Yet this speaks to a larger point: there is a time and a place for two-buck chuck and natty ice. While college years are a great time to swim in cheap alcohol, consider the fact that you current live in an area that has some of the best wines worldwide within a short drive away. Now is a great time to develop your palate and “It is well to remember there are 5 reasons to drink wine: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason” -Latin Proverb explore the world of wine. Trust me, your future self will thank your past self for taking this foray. Whether you’re picking out wine for your wedding, a gift, or to pair with a nice dinner, it’s nice to have a little base knowledge to help you make your selections. Trader Joe’s is a great place to get ideas and develop a taste for wine. Even wine snobs can find great bottles at great prices at TJ’s. The first question that inevitably comes up is: do you prefer Reds or Whites? Personally I dig red wine much more than white wine. So do a little “research” after your next exam is over and try a bottle of each with Continued on Page 7 Community Page 7 dinner. If you like red wine, try a bottle of Nosedive, Hangtown Red or Los Alamos; these wines are under $10 per bottle and can be found at Trader Joe’s and most other grocery stores. Or try buying two bottles made from different grapes and see if you and a friend can notice a difference in flavor. You can also throw a wine and cheese party with your small group or do a blind tasting, which involves several bottles placed in numbered brown bags and the participants have to guess each wine. Vino-Curious Continued... When you’re ready to move beyond TJ’s consider planning a day trip to any of the four nearby wine regions. Napa is only about an hour away and is home to some of the world’s best-known wineries, most of which are known for their Chardonnays, Cabernet Sauvignons, and Merlots. Sonoma is a little further west from Napa and the wineries there have a more relaxed feel, and are lauded for their Sauvignon Blancs and Cabernet Sauvignons and Zinfandels. Even if you don’t drink or are the designated driver, the trip is certainly worth taking, if only for the beautiful scenery: rolling hills of grape vines and quaint downtown areas abound. Most wineries in both regions have well decorated patios where you can relax in the sunshine and enjoy a view while sipping your wine. I recommend asking a friend or doing some research in advance for advice for places to visit, as many wineries require appointments and some can charge steep tasting fees. Another alternative to consider is visiting the Old Sugar Mill, also known as the Clarksburg Wine Region, which is located about 30 minutes from Davis. Here you’ll find a much more relaxed vibe and wine tasting experience. The Old Sugar Mill is an historic former sugar mill that now houses several wineries under one roof. Similar to an indoor wine shopping mall, you can bounce from place to place sampling a variety of wines without ever having to leave the building. Other perks: it’s dog friendly and most wineries either don’t charge a tasting fee, or charge a nominal fee ($5 or less). The wine here is quality and priced well enough so that fellow students should be able to purchase a bottle to enjoy at home. One thing to note is that there aren’t any food options nearby, so make a picnic lunch to bring along. Finally, consider a trip to the El Dorado Hills about an hour East of Sacramento. In the foothills of the Sierras there are some hidden winery gems to be discovered. Many of the wineries here are family owned and operated, which means that often you can taste wine with the winemakers and owners themselves. This may sound intimidating but keep in mind that winemakers love to talk about their craft and often offer an educational experience; they may even pour you a little extra if you find a wine you like. There are a few tiny mountain towns such as Placerville, El Dorado and Coloma, to grab lunch at on your way to enjoy on your wine expedition. Since these wineries are laid-back than most Napa wineries, you will find that most places were dog friendly and some even had nice patio areas to let the kids (furry or human) romp around. The next time you feel the need to take a day off or de-stress I recommend a day-trip to one of these nearby wine regions. It’s also not a bad way to beat the central valley heat to head to Napa or the Hills for a day. Perhaps the next time your parents come for a visit, try to convince them to go wine tasting or surprise them for their birthday. Take advantage: people travel long distances to experience the wine in these areas, which for us are a short drive away. Now is as good a time as any to increase your wine knowledge, develop your palate, and get out of Davis for the day. -Matt Wooddall: Encouraging you to drink some (good) wine! Are you a Runner? Do you enjoy Outings? Do you Eat? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you can help us! The Waggie is looking to put together some specific articles for next issue. In Community, we would love to have a comprehensive running map with suggestions by classmates, a section on places to eat and enjoy in Davis, and things to do outside of Davis when you JUST CAN’T TAKE THIS TOWN ANYMORE. Ahem. So send us your ideas, or articles to [email protected]! SCAVMA News SCAVMA News This is Your SCAVMA: Changing the Way You Think about SCAVMA With the start of another school year comes a dreaded realization: something that was empty all summer long has suddenly filled to the brim. No, I’m not talking about your wallet after financial aid finally came through— I’m referring to your email inbox. And as you may have noticed, quite a few of them have included the acronym ‘SCAVMA’ in their titles. For many of you, SCAVMA might seem like a far off entity that you don’t interact with much. After paying your dues freshman year, you haven’t thought about it much. Perhaps your idea of SCAVMA involves certain active board members or maybe you think of an event or two SCAVMA puts on. Since my term as President began in March, I have noticed this mentality towards SCAVMA throughout the student population, and it has become one of the greatest changes I would like to initiate. Because in reality, YOU make up SCAVMA and SCAVMA acts to serve the student population. The SCAVMA board members are merely the facilitators of the programs that enhance your educational experience. When you were first introduced to SCAVMA, many of the benefits described were things you would get post-graduation. First six months of AVMA membership free, access to the AVMA Veterinary Career Center, first AVMA National Convention free. Some perks were available now but may not have made a big impact: reduced journal subscriptions, PLIT insurance, free access to the Vet Gazette. But honestly while many of these benefits are valuable and will someday help you (and are worth more than you paid for your initial membership), they’re primarily in the abstract. As a generation focused on instant gratification and perhaps even more importantly as vet students leading busy lives, we need to see how our membership benefits us right now in order to see its merit. And given how much SCAVMA does do, these current benefits should be made obvious to you. So what does SCAVMA do for you now while you’re in school? First off, SCAVMA provides huge amounts of funding to individual students and clubs. For students pursuing unpaid educational opportunities and externships, SCAVMA has set aside $20,000 (up from $12,000 two years ago) to help reimburse your expenses. For most students, one reimbursement actually makes up the cost of their entire four-year membership, and SCAVMA is happy to provide this service to promote learning and hands-on experience off campus. Look for our VP Nina Akana’s quarterly emails announcing deadlines in order to benefit. Furthermore, SCAVMA has set aside an additional $20,000 to directly support club activities. While in previous years this money could also Page 8 support company lunchtalks, starting this year these funds will be used exclusively for your club events. With SCAVMA’s financial help, many of your favorite wetlabs, lunchtalks, dinners, and field trips which may otherwise have been too expensive to put on are now accessible to you. Each year SCAVMA also provides $3000 worth of scholarships to recognize student leaders within our school. But SCAVMA does far more than just funding. The SCAVMA Calendar of Events has an updated list of all club and school activities. Download the google calendar from the SCAVMA website to make sure you don’t miss out on any events! SCAVMA hosts Career Night, which will be held this year on March 7th at the UC Davis Conference Center. This annual event provides you with access to dozens of practices to network with for externships, internships, and even jobs post-graduation, as well as to a vast number of health care companies you would not get exposure to otherwise. The event is expanding tremendously and will be preceded by numerous career preparation events including networking lunchtalks and resume printing and reviews. SCAVMA also oversees the Faculty Mentor Program which begins for all freshmen in January and allows students to get to know faculty on a more individual basis (mind the ridiculously competitive nature that seems to emanate from some mentee groups during Mentor Trivia, which again SCAVMA pays for). As many of you have heard, SCAVMA is also co-hosting the first annual fall formal Asclepian Ball this November 23rd with the Classes of 2015, 2016, and 2017, and we look forward to seeing you there! Sadly due to space restraints, I can’t expand on every other benefit you receive as part of SCAVMA but I’ll do my best to summarize. SCAVMA officers act as liaisons with organizations such as the AVMA, CVMA, and the Josh Project, providing you with events and updates. SCAVMA funds the Club TG as well as the Waggie (see, you’re already benefiting just by reading this!). We’ve worked hard all summer to resurrect the Vet Med Store, which will be opening this November. Proceeds to SCAVMA from the store will directly benefit the many programs described above so it is essential that you help support the store in order to ensure SCAVMA can continue funding your programs. Similarly, proceeds from the Pet Food Program directly go back to you and your clubs. Finally behind the scenes, our officers help put on events like Alumni Weekend and help interpret the Health Care Vendor Policy to make sure students and companies alike avoid trouble with the UC Regents. Hopefully by this point, you’ve come to realize that SCAVMA indeed serves you. But I want to take my promise one step further by continuing to show you throughout my term that SCAVMA is here to support you. Over the next year, you will see increased publicity of what SCAVMA is supporting financially so you can realize how your dues are benefiting your participation in different activities. Our website-- http:// www.vetmed.ucdavis. edu/ clubs/scavma/index.cfm -- is an excellent resource for the majority of the benefits described Continued on Page 8 SCAVMA News Page 9 above. If you have any questions or concerns at all, I welcome you to email me personally, or if you so choose you can write anonymously through the ‘Student Concerns’ tab on the SCAVMA webpage. I also welcome you to get more involved with SCAVMA. If you are interested in a board position, look for emails about elections starting in December. But there are so many ways to help without being on the board. Our many ad hoc committees which support the events above are open to anyone and our board always appreciates and welcomes new perspectives—it’s also a great way to get additional positions on your resume! Come to our monthly board meetings to see firsthand what our board is addressing and visit the SCAVMA website regularly for our most recent meetings and budget. I look forward to a fantastic school year ahead with SCAVMA continuing to work to better your educational experience. As always, please feel free to contact me with any questions (or if you just have a joke to share) and wishing you a great semester! -Emily Isaacs Emily Isaacs is your current SCAVMA President! Any inquiries should be directed to her at: [email protected] Next SCAVMA meeting dates are: October 8th, 6 pm November 7th, 5:30 pm Essay Contest Winners! Some of our Essay Entries elected for anonymity, a request The Waggie ALWAYS respects. These winners have received an email about their prize. Continued from Page 1 Winner of Job Deficits in Veterinary Medicine… Job deficits in veterinary medicine? Well, what about job deficits just about everywhere? After all, we are all trying to get along, get by, and survive in the economy and society that we live in. We may not all agree on the way things work, but there is one thing in this profession that is certain. There is absolutely no deficit in the amount of work that veterinarians need to do. Animals, like humans, go through the same natural progression of life: birth, suffering, and death. Regardless of breed, socioeconomic status, and geographic location, this is inevitable and unavoidable. Where do we, as veterinary professionals, come in? Well, we did take the oath to try to free and alleviate animal suffering. I believe that happened in week 1 of veterinary school. So going back to the job situation. A better way to word the problem is: where is the money to pay for all this work that we signed up for? The majority (and by majority I mean almost all) of animals can't afford to pay for their healthcare. After all, their social structures don't work the same way ours do. It is not governed by the watches we wear, the cars we drive, and the number of friends we have on webpages. If these critters can't pay for their healthcare, what do we do? Here's an idea. What if we played things their way? What if we provide healthcare to the critters of the world, not for monetary compensation, but rather, for a healthier ecosystem, healthier environment, and a better world? Would you pay with a little bit of your time, a little bit of your resources, and a little bit of your effort for that? I know I would. - Tracy Huang Winner of Corporate Medicine in the Future of Veterinary Medicine… A controversial, but relevant topic: How will corporate medicine fit into the future of veterinary medicine? I believe this can be explored from two angles: the Banfield angle, and the VCA angle. Both represent corporate medicine, but in different ways with different implications in the future of our profession. Banfield is a corporate chain of hospitals—standardized layouts, standardized protocols, and brand recognition. We’ve all seen them. When clients decide where to take their pet, many factors go into their decision, and the Banfield brand may or may not be desirable to them. For that reason, I think Banfield’s growth has a limit set by client demand. VCA is a corporate operator of hundreds of hospitals nationwide. Every hospital looks different, because many of them were once privately-owned, before being sold to VCA. Fifteen years from now, when some of us will be looking to purchase practices, our budgets will be limited as a result of our disproportionate debts and salaries. VCA will not have that limit on their purchasing power. So then, where will they fit into our profession? I believe the quick and dirty answer is that Banfield will remain where it is now and VCA will play a significant role in practice ownership. I’ll finish by saying that Banfield and VCA both have standards of medicine that they hold their individual practices to. So regardless of their role in the profession, we can rest assured that companion animals of the future will receive quality care. - Anonymous by Request Upcoming Events Page 10 Essay Contest Page 11 Winner of A Day in the Life of a Vet Student… Winner of Funniest Experience in Vet School… The night before an exam I was studying in Panera, cramming the “big picture” concepts. I gulped a large coffee in a weak attempt to combat mental exhaustion, when in walked Miss Undergrad. You know who I am talking about. The one with the makeup, hair meticulously styled, the tiny note book. The funniest part of vet school so far has to be the crazy things we did during Prologue. For example, the group skits. This year’s theme was famous movies (Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings). The Jurassic Park skit included classmates pretending to be raptors by hiding their arms in their tee shirts and just sticking their hands out. The Harry Potter skit involved classmates pretending to be Buckbeak and using a trust lift to simulate flying, as well as classmates pretending to be screaming mandrakes when they were ripped out of the “ground” by their ponytails. The Star Wars skit involved classmates fighting with invisible light sabers while someone made “pew pew pew” and light saber sound effects in the microphone. But the funniest skit (I’m not biased, I swear) was the “Lord of the Ringworm”. After the fellowship ROARed to determine who would carry the ringworm infected puppy, Frodo was trust lifted over a group of attacking orcs by the elves. Once on the other side in Mordor, Frodo shouted that he would, “Cast the puppy down into the fires of Mount Doom!” and the room exploded in laughter. On this particular night, I overheard Miss Undergrad telling her friends how stressed she was about her exam the next day. I think to myself, “I can relate to that!” That is, until she followed it up with “Oh, but check out this cute dress I got for the party tonight!” Insert face palm. I thought, “How can she possibly be that worried if she’s going out later?” I rolled my eyes in disgust. I was considering my bitterness when it hit me, a “what have I become?” moment. I was that girl in undergrad! Okay, definitely not with the mini dress, but I had nights where I blew off studying to have fun. At one point I was “The Fun Police”. Who am I to judge? That was when I decided that I would not be that grumpy vet student. I would not begrudge her those experiences just because my program is tough. We all worked hard to be here. And yes, school tests our limits, but I would not trade it for anything. I am working towards a career that I love and thinking about that makes it easy to never be envious of “Miss Undergrad” again. - Anonymous by Request Has anyone asked you if you’d had an SOB moment yet? Seriously? You can’t just reinvent what SOB stands for. No one’s first thought is ever going to be “stepping out of boundaries.” Nowhere but veterinary school will you hear your professors talking about SOBs. -Elizabeth Rosalia A big thank you to our winners and everyone else who sent in an essay! Overheards Shhhhhhh… We’re Eavesdropping! "I don't know what's going on except that we're here." - Dr. Tannenbaum "He was the best cat I ever had after that brain damage." - Dr. Mellema "Central to this issue is humane end of life. That's what we're shooting for… no pun intended." - Dr. Davis "I don't know why we did this. We kept radiographing and saying Man, that looks bad! Oh wow, this looks worse! Hey, it's even worse now!" - Dr. Wisner "Look at these ulnas. They're just minding their own business and then this happens." - Dr. Wisner On heat stroke: "We should just have a sign at the Vacaville outlet malls. VET HOSPITAL THIS WAY." - Dr. Mellema "Nephroblastoma is an awesome tumor, it happens in young children" -Dr. Murphy "There's no sucking and pulling in physiology."- unknown "What do NSAIDS do? They block COX"- Dr. Murphy "I'm a radiologist. I've practiced imagining things all my life." - Dr. Wisner Look for more Overheards later in this issue! Vet Talk Vet Talk Page 12 Things you care about, actually being talked about Let’s face it… it’s hard to keep up with things happening in the veterinary school, much less the community at large. Oh wait… no it’s not! That’s why we have VET TALK! Ink or No Ink? A Study on the Reality of Tattoos in the Veterinary Industry A Study by Matt Wooddall Hi! I’m Vinnie, the Vet Talk Caduceus. No relation to the Jersey Shore Guy. First we will be talking about tattoos! One of the first issues we tackle in our VET 400 course on doctoring, is the role that our appearance plays in the minds of those we work with in the professional arena. Age, style of dress, and white coat (or not) are often considered important pieces of the equation when clients or employers initially assess a medical professional. However, as in most matters of opinion, many shades of grey exist between black tie and white socks making, the issue of professional appearance highly individualized. Beyond the issues raised by style of dress or coat-less-ness is another potential professional divider: visible tattoos and piercings. If something as minor as jean slacks versus khakis can make a difference, do visible tattoos banish some vets to working at record stores or as baristas? According to a 2006 report in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology, 24 percent of Americans ages 18 to 50 have at least one tattoo, and 14 percent have at least one body piercing. Researchers questioned 253 women and 247 men via random telephone survey. According to the Pew Research Center, one-third of those born between 1981 and 1988 (Gen Nexters) have at least one tattoo. In an article posted in Veterinary Practice News called “Bucking the Fashion Police”, Patty Khuly, VMD, makes the point that a lack of professionalism (imagined or real) is less of a problem for the average practice than employee turnover. “Sure, it’s obvious that dressing professionally encourages client compliance, boosts profits and fosters a professional manner among all personnel. Nothing, however, does so much for your bottom line as actually doing good work and building trust on a foundation of actual merit. I have no quarrel with practice management gurus who recommend we adopt greater professionalism in how we present ourselves. I do, however, take issue with the contention that slavish Maureen and Athena proudly sporting their body adherence to dress codes will accomplish this. Ultimately, sourcing the art in lab best and brightest employees is the greatest boon to professionalism any practice could ever hope for. Creating artificially restrictive standards puts up needless barriers to this endeavor. It’s my experience that vets, and staff, are far more satisfied when managers focus their employee development efforts (and dollars) on continuing education, teambuilding and customer satisfaction training. When it comes to dress, simple safety and cleanliness should reign supreme. After all, if it takes a mirror image of a client’s appearance to establish trust and reflect professionalism, or if a hospital requires the appearance of uniformity to encourage teamsmanship, I’d be suspicious, indeed, of what basic deficits in character, care and culture might underlie the need for such superficial demands.” Dr. Steven Rowell, Well, that’s what one person says! What about everyone else you will be applying to jobs with? Continued on Page 13 Vet Talk Page 13 Hospital Director at Tufts University School of Veterinary Medicine and Associate Ink or No Ink? Continued... Dean for Clinical Programs, disagrees. He has even turned students away due to improper dress. In an interview with DVM360, Dr. Rowell rebukes the superficiality of appearance: “When you talk, people want to hear what you have to say; they don't want to be distracted by that bobble on your tongue." Rowell says, "Students can say they have the right to dress the way they want, but I have to disagree. This is a place of business; our tradition is professionalism. I think the way you look does a lot to make people determine whether or not they want to continue having you treat their animals." Professors at Texas State University looked into the issue and talked to people with and without body art. Their survey suggests that most people do not want coworkers with visible body art in jobs requiring face-to-face communication. Even those with body art would prefer that coworkers cover it up. As for piercings, the professors cited a survey by an employment site, Vault.com, that found forty-two percent of managers surveyed said they would lower their opinion of someone based on his or her tattoos and/or body piercings. Ten percent said they have disciplined workers as a result of tattoos or piercings. And a surprising 58 percent said they would be less likely to offer a job to a tattooed or pierced applicant. Ouch! As for our own inked-up DVMs-to-be, there seems to be a fairly uniform consensus. Second year Adam Davis, who sports a red and black Sanskrit tattoo from his bicep to his wrist, decided to wait until being admitted into vet school before getting his tattoo. He even sought the advice of professionalism guru Dr. Jim Clark. “He told me that my passion and dedication would be more visible than my tattoo. Plus I’m going to be amazing doctor and I am charming,” Davis proclaimed in an interview (real life quote). Second Year Christine Miller, who is decorated with a beautiful floral nature design that is rich in color extending from shoulder to just above elbow. She considered the visibility of her tattoo prior to getting it and plans on covering it up in most professional settings. She does not personally feel that her tattoos would put her at a disadvantage in the professional arena, however she covers them up to be on the safe side. “I would imagine that the type and placement of the tattoo makes a big difference,” said Miller. “Skulls, racist symbols, or neck tats probably won’t get you hired”. Adam shows a common situation where lower arm tattoos might show A valid point to be sure. While showing off your new Mike Tyson face tat might intimidate would be “haters”, it may also scare off the grandma in the exam room. It is also difficult to ignore the stark differences in preferences that exist based on where you decide to practice. A nice forearm piece will earn you more compliments than silent judgment in Berkeley versus the “Bible belt”. Even within more culturally liberal states, like California, a large tattoo enthusiasm gap can exist in even the smallest counties. The average age of client base, political tendencies, and socio-economic conditions can drastically change how well your newest artful alteration is received. More and more vet students are finding themselves accepting jobs at clinics in areas where they never planned on being, due to the need to “go where the jobs are”. However, with the ever-increasing popularity of piercing and tattoos amongst the younger generation, those potential hurdles to employment may largely fade from areas, aside from conservative cultural strongholds (Yes, red states, I’m looking at you.) Dr. Neal Sivula, a practice owner in Ohio, weighed in on the issue in response to my VIN post regarding personal experience from a visibly tattooed practitioner. He is confident that times have changed. “I have never had any blow back from clients or other colleagues about my tattoos,” Said Dr. Sivula. “Even though I have a holistic practice, and I think that may give me more leeway, we are not in what I would consider a liberal area of the state. I honestly don’t feel like I would have a problem even in a traditional practice.” But… what about DVMs that have tattoos themselves? Dr. Sivula raises another valid point. Maybe the type of practice matters as much as where. Are large animal clients likely to respond the same way that small animal clients or alternative medicine clients do? “I have a lot of senior clients that love to see everyone’s work,” said Dr. Sivula. I should note that half of Continued on Page 14 Vet Talk Page 14 Tattoos continued... Dr. Sivula’s staff are tattooed or pierced. Dr. Sivula did add the caveat that none of the tattoos worn by himself or his staff, are of a controversial or vulgar nature. All of the students interviewed for this story agreed with the notion that the general populaces’ attitude toward visible tattoos has experienced a sea change in the last decade, and that largely any negative connotations associated with tattoos or piercings are more likely to be related to generational differences. Second year Athena Gianopoulos, who showed off her tattoo this summer while interning with Australian vets, concluded that her tattoo (a Henna style bird mural on her left arm) were “more of an ice breaker than a deal breaker with clients and colleagues alike.” She added that some tattoo artists, including her own, will have a “professionalism talk” with kids who seek visible tats that are looking to become doctors. Surprisingly some artists have even begun to refuse to do any tattoos that cannot be easily concealed, in an apparent effort to sleep better at night. In a rare truthful statement from second year Davis, he makes the point that “if an employer wants to discriminate against me because of my tattoo chances are I wouldn’t want to work there anyway”. While this may be a risky approach in the current job market, the case could be made that working for an employer whom you clash with over personal appearance choices, may also be setting yourself up for failure. -For references or further question, email Matt Wooddall [email protected] Pet Therapy - Letting Diamond Shine If there’s anything vet students understand well it’s the therapeutic value of contact with our favorite animals. Whether petting your lab partner’s dog in passing or snuggling with our furry friends before bed, animal contact can be just what the doctor ordered. The applications of pet-centered therapy are gaining more acceptance among medical professionals and pet enthusiasts alike, and the need for volunteers for such programs is growing. Second year Tara Urbano had the opportunity to witness the Did you know, several students at the vet school thought I was so awesome, they tattooed me on themselves?! True story! More Overheards Shhhhhhh… We’re Eavesdropping! "What are these? These are big boy nipples!" - Dr. Johnson "Would you die if you had right bundle of His block? No. Are you likely to win the Boston marathon? No. But you're not Kenyan anyway, you weren't going to win"- Dr. Mellema "You don't get to call everything idiopathic just because YOU have no idea whats going on." - Dr. Mellema “He’ s a specialist in cow-cow trauma” - Unknown Looks like Dr. Mellema wins this issue of Overheards! Send us your awkward Overheards for next issue, and we can see if somebody else holds the new record. power of healing that pets can provide first hand. Urbano, recognizing the talents of her boxer Diamond, wanted to get involved with an organization that focused on pet therapy. She found the Sacramento based organization “Lend a Heart, Lend a Hand”. The all-volunteer non-profit organization arranges therapy pet visits to hospitals, rest homes, libraries, and mental health facilities across the greater Sacramento area. The organization sets up as many as fifty to seventy visits where volunteer pets (and humans) use their innate gifts to brighten the day of those with whom they come into contact. They even have Dr. Diamond will events where young children can read to dogs at the see you now library to practice their reading Continued on Page 15 Vet Talk Page 15 Pet Therapy continued... skills to a supportive audience of dogs. Hey, what about snakes? We’re great listeners… well… sorta... The program welcomes dogs, cats, and rabbits to be a part of the program, once training and behavior guidelines are met. The process Tara and Diamond went through involved an orientation meeting and a visit simulation in which volunteers mock an actual visit to assess potential therapy pets for their behavior. “The process was really easy and took a little over a month; they really want you to be able to pass through the program,” said Urbano. Owners must have owned their animal for a minimum of six months prior to participating in the program. Tara and Diamond go on the required bi-monthly visits but often end up going on three visits a month. “The dedication of the volunteers in the organization is amazing. One lady even planned the birth of her baby around a visit so she wouldn’t have to miss it.” Speaking of dedication, Urbano and Diamond will be attending a visit the night before her first cardiology exam. “It just feels good to make someone’s day. I really enjoy it and Diamond loves it!” At the conclusion of her last visit the pets and their handlers were leaving a rest home when one resident seemed particularly upset. For this resident these visits were the highlight of her month and all too short. Without any instructions Diamond sat next to the elderly resident and refused to leave. After several more minutes of petting Diamond the resident was content with an ear to ear smile. “Dogs know their jobs,” said Urbano. To get involved with Lend a Heart, Lend a Hand visit their website at: www.lendaheart.org or email Tara Urbano at [email protected]. - Matt Wooddall The Classic Client Column Web MD - Now, Web DVM We’ve all see it by now - heck, plenty of us have done it to our own vets. A client comes in armed with their pet (who is probably armed as well) and a sheaf of print-outs. And on those print-outs is the collective knowledge of the internet about their pet’s symptoms, diagnosis, and heaven help you… anecdotes of how much you will suck at your job. The advent of the internet has brought many amazing things (online Merck, no more having to actually remember what all those terms are in neurology, cat memes), but it has also brought with it something else. If half of the population is less intelligent than average, I’ve become entirely convinced that lower half lives exclusively on the medical message boards. I mean… we’ve all been there. You wonder if that really is what sunburn is supposed to look like the day after. Are those lumps on your cat cancer?! To the internet! And while Vinnie is somewhat off - you can’t get an online DVM yet! - Online vet degrees? That sounds fishy to me... he is also partially correct. Many owners now come to us as ‘online DVMs’ with strong opinions and their own treatment plans that they want us to endorse, or at least pull out the prescription pad and initial on the drug of their choice. A pain in our collective ass, right? But honestly… I would rather have the Internet DVM than some of the other ‘Classic Clients’ (for instance, next issue you will meet ‘Neighbor Nelly’ and ‘Just-Noticed Joffrey’). These clients usually genuinely care about their pet, and given enough evidence in the form of articles and books, can be brought around to a more accurate belief system. And it’s not uncommon for them to even be on the right track, if slightly side-lined by the trolls under the message boards bridge. Classic Clients is an ongoing column written by Emily Lane. Have a Classic Client of your own? Let us know! Upcoming Events Page 16 Vet Talk Page 17 Have you heard? Mercer Clinic not only has a new class (welcome Class of 2017!), but also a new trailer! Mercer Clinic New Trailer, New Staff, Same Awesome time is a great opportunity to experience what it’s like to build a hospital from the ground up”. Not only do students have the opportunity to learn various aspects of clinic rounds such as inventory management and financing, but Zarin added: “it’s great practical experience getting to do real-life lab tests and learning practical applications of common drugs”. Second year Weihow Hsue shared his appreciation for the opportunity to learn about practice management: “Mercer is a great opportunity for students to practice being a veterinarian in a judgment-free place where the care you provide matters, not the appearance of your hospital”. In the decades that Mercer Clinic has been in operation, they have done an incredible job providing care to countless pets and desperate owners, all while re-defining what it means to practice “austere medicine”. Recently, Mercer Clinic was given a couple months to find a new home. For years, “home” had been an abandoned warehouse. But as of July, “home” now means a beautiful, freshly built trailer that includes five exam rooms, several more treatment tables, and a planned surgical suite. Liz Lee and her feline client at Mercer Clinic has been about affecting the Many practitioners today would conMercer Clinic greatest amounts of good for the greatest sider the lack of in-house chemistries amounts of pets under fairly tough circumstances. and digital radiographs and at least one coffee machine to Now in its new home, Mercer Clinic’s potential to connect be austere conditions. But for Mercer Clinic these are luxuthose in need with student volunteers who are eager to ries that in no way prevent needy pets from receiving the provide care seems limitless. Sure, digital radiographs and basic care they require. Never was that more apparent an on-site cafeteria would be great, but make no mistake: than when I spoke with Dr. Tom Kendall, a long time Mercer Clinic’s volunteers will continue to get the job board member and Mercer weekend warrior. When I done no matter the circumstances. asked: “how will this new trailer change Mercer Clinic and New trailer aside, the strength of any non-profit or chariimpact its mission?” he playfully smirked and offered the table organization lies with the dedication and hard work of most obvious and uncomplicated answer. “Well for startits volunteers. Without the tireless efforts of numerous ers we will have electricity, running water, and sinks.” volunteers, Mercer Clinic’s mission would not be possible. Thousands of animals have been treated and for the first This simple fact is why Mercer Clinic has been able to pertime, Mercer Clinic is enjoying the luxury of running water. sist through austere conditions and fundraising shortfalls. Anyone who has volunteered at a Mercer Clinic underThe heart of Mercer Clinic beats on, not because of fancy stands the challenge of performing an exam in a dark things such as running water or electricity. It continues to warehouse or spending a Saturday either sweating (or thrive on the blood, sweat, and tears of its volunteer staff, freezing) their butt off providing care for these pets. But who are dedicated to giving these animals the care they now, equipped with five oxygen lines, the new trailer will need. Come check out the new digs and see for yourself have the capability to provide many services in-house that the exciting new future of Mercer Clinic. were previously impossible at the loaves and fishes site in In addition to volunteering your time at Saturday clinics, Sacramento. Over the summer, students volunteered their Mercer looks forward to time to unpack, organize, and set up Mercer Clinic’s new Continued on Page 18 energizing fundraising home. Although it is not yet complete, the new trailer offers a potential that is electrifying. While unpacking pharmacy boxes, second year student Joseph Zarin explained: “being a part of Mercer at this This year, Mercer has been running for 20 years. That’s only a little less than most of you have been alive! Vet Talk Page 18 Mercer continued.. efforts this year. Volunteers will be needed, so be sure to “Like’ Mercer Clinic on Facebook, and watch for upcoming Mercer events. Contact a Mercer Clinic volunteer coordinator to get involved. Viva la Mercer! If this sounds like something you are interested in, contact the volunteer coordinators! They can always use extra hands on Mercer days! -Matt Wooddall Volunteer Coordinators: Athena Gianopoulos: [email protected] Someday when they need scales, I can help too... Molly Langston- Liepnieks: [email protected] Becky Lee: [email protected] Adam Schawel: [email protected] Lauren Colby: [email protected] Wag your tongue (and keyboard) and tell us what you think! That’s all for Vet Talk this issue. But please submit articles for next issue! The Opinion section is where you can submit your… well… opinions. Have something you feel strongly about, but aren’t really sure where it fits? It’s probably an Opinion! This issue, we only have ONE opinion piece… I know many of you (including us editors!) have some strong opinions. So for next issue, lets hear them! Let Parrots Be Parrots It makes me uncomfortable to discuss the ethics of owning parrots and that is exactly why I must start the conversation. I accept my own cognitive dissonance, as I am and have been for many years, a parrot owner. Luckily for me (and my Jenday conure Moxie), my guilty conscience can rest a little easier because I acquired Moxie from a family who was no longer able to keep her. Still, almost everyday I look at her and think that this is not her place. As much as I tend to her needs, encourage natural behavior and give her the most liberated captive life possible, it still isn’t good enough. After spending a week at a macaw sanctuary in Costa Rica and over a month in Australia where there are dozens of native parrot species flying free in their natural habitats, I cannot imagine any captive life equivalent. There is nothing comparable to the wonderfully complex social networks established in a flock environment or the level of engagement and stimulation that only natural foraging can offer; the freedom and autonomy of being able to choose their playground, their mates, their life. Some would argue that keeping parrots as pets benefits them by sheltering them from predators and natural threats and providing an abundance of food. But the reality is that we are doing parrots no favors by keeping them confined to a home. The captive life presents an infinite amount of novel dangers that serve as etiologies for mortalities and illness. Where these parrots have evolved and adapted to in the wild is where they are meant to be. Thinking of parrots as companion pets is really more of a convenient way to justify their current state of ownership rather than recognizing what is in their best interest. If we are honest with ourselves we must acknowledge two things about ownership of parrots as a companion species; first, that they are wild animals and secondly, they can (and often will) outlive their owners. These are two unique features of owning parrots that are distinct from owning other small animals and serve as additional challenges that parrot owners and caretakers must seriously consider before deciding to acquire (hopefully by adopting) a bird. As wild animals, parrots are inherently inappropriate for a captive companion-animal life. They do not adjust well to being caged, solitary creatures. Birds bred in captivity are only a few generations at most removed from the wild. Their behaviors, instincts, and motivations are still suited for the wild and not as someone’s pet. We can tame parrots, but they will never be domesticated animals. As beings that can live up to 80 years, they are a responsibility beyond an individual’s means, no matter how well Continued on Page 19 Opinion Page 19 Parrots continued.. intentioned a parrot owner may be. It’s not uncommon to see parrots end up in sanctuaries and rescue organizations after being handed off or given away numerous times. This is no way for a parrot to live. Moreover, we must acknowledge that parrots are exquisitely intelligent creatures. Cognitively speaking, parrots’ numerical and conceptual processing is similar to that of a human toddler. This is both their blessing and their curse. It is what attracts and appeals to most owners, but also what leads to their downfall as owned pets. Would you own a perpetual four-year-old child, cage them for most (if not all) of the day, and expect them to be happy? As sentient, perceptive, and sensitive creatures, parrots know enough to rebel and resist their captive lives, unfortunately oftentimes taking it out on themselves in the form of self-mutilation. Not every parrot is a self-mutilator, and not every parrot owner is oblivious to the demanding nature of these animals. But despite even the most elaborate cages, enrichment, and lifestyle, at the end of the day the bird is still living in captivity.. The fact that self-mutilation runs rampant among captive parrots should not only tell us something about their incredibly complex psyche, but it should serve as a wake-up call for us to acknowledge that parrots are not suited for captive life. The environmental, social, cognitive, and emotional requirements of parrots simply cannot be met as a companion pet. Clinically speaking, the majority of the problems that parrots present are almost entirely related to the fact that they are owned as pets. This is apparent even from my novice experience with avian medicine. Whether it be behavioral issues (read: aggression) from inadequate socialization, hepatic lipidosis from overnutrition, self-mutilation from psychological stress (technically ‘feather-damaging behavior’), inappropriate encouragement of reproductive and nesting behaviors leading to severe medical issues; the list goes on. When I see these cases in the clinic, the clinician in me wants to advance avian medicine and be able to do more for these birds. But the conservationist in me thinks these birds should have never been born in captivity in the first place. It would be foolish of me to make a blanket statement that absolutely no parrots should be in captivity, especially given the threatened or endangered status of many avian species. I fully support conservation efforts, especially well-maintained breeding programs in native habitats. However, I fear that no matter how much avian conservation is bolstered, there is not enough stable environment to sustain these populations— but this is a discussion for another day. As future veterinarians we must critically reevaluate what quality of life is possible for parrots as companions. We have the opportunity and privilege to influence the attitudes and regard to which our society views these incredible creatures. Although I do not believe a captive life is the best life for a parrot, I acknowledge the current existence of parrots as pets and their need for high-quality husbandry and veterinary attention so that they may live the best life possible. However owning a parrot should be a commitment taken as seriously as deciding to have a child. I don’t advocate owning birds but should that decision be made, the thoughtful deliberation and best interests of the bird should be paramount. While I have made a commitment to give Moxie the best life possible for the rest of her years and study avian medicine so I may be the best clinician possible, I have also made the commitment to promote the adoption of homeless parrots and discourage non-conservationist captive breeding which only adds parrots to the captive market and adds to the problem. Let us take care of the parrots that already exist as pets, treat their ailments, encourage better caretaking and husbandry, and let us remember that these are sentient, wild animals who are better off in the wild than in our homes. -Athena Gianopoulos We want your Opinions for The Waggie! It can be about anything. Think Top Ramen is terrible? (Lane might fight you on that one) Want to tell the world about how you REALLY feel about hockey? Do you Think sometimes? Feel like nobody listens? They can be long! They can be short! They can be cunning! They can be funny! They can even be ILLUSTRATED. Do you have Opinions? Upcoming Events Page 20 Upcoming Events in Vet School Sibling Rivalry/Debauchery When: September 27th This is “A magical night, a proud few, some drinks, and lots of hand-holding. Sibling Rivalry There will be many games involving your little/big sib so make sure he/she goes or you will miss out on many games/7 minutes in heaven.” It’s a Facebook invite-only event, so if your litte/big can’t make it, hurry up and invite your surrogate to join you in dressing as famous historical or fictional pairings. (i.e. Batman/Robin, Lincoln/Booth, Harry/Voldemort, etc.) Halloween Party When: October 26th What's better than costumes, candy, drinks, and an unforgettable night? Not much. The 2016 VP's are so excited to be hosting this year's Halloween Party! The event will be held on October 26th at the Davis Graduate starting at 9pm. Attendee's can look forward to drink specials, photo-op's, a costume contest, and of course, fun! Pre-sale tickets will go on sale soon and tickets will also be sold at the door. Start thinking of costume ideas now...there may be prizes involved. Ready, set, go! Vet School Formal When: November 23rd SCAVMA is putting on the first annual Black Tie Event formal on November 23rd at Freeborn Hall on main campus. Not much else is known yet, except that there will be food, and presumably, black ties! And in Other News... The AVMA and other exciting events will soon have flyers throughout the school! Keep an eye on your email for more awesome things to do IN vet school Bit and Bobs Jacob’s Kitchen Fig Sauce: Page 21 Hey all, and welcome back to another year in vet school! For those of you that haven’t met me, I’m Jacob Tupper, one of the Class of 2016. As an attempt at something new this year, I’ll be including a new seasonal recipe in each edition of the Waggie. I’ll do my best to include different types and styles of food, so if there’s anything you’d like to request, feel free to let me know! As for this month’s recipe, it’s September now, and fall is on the way, so a lot of you are probably thinking of thing like apples, right? Normally I’d agree with you, but in this case, my inspiration came from an entirely different sweet fruit: figs. Figs are incredibly common in Italian cooking, and this recipe serves as a wonderfully Mediterranean take on the classic “pork with sweet fruit” so common in many European cultures. If you’re looking for something familiar but slightly exotic to serve guests, give this dish a try. Pork Loin: 2 cups of ruby port (or, feel free to use any fruity red 2 Tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil wine you have on hand – just make sure it’s 2 Tablespoons of chopped fresh rosemary something you’d actually drink, since “cooking 1 Tablespoon of salt, plus more to taste wine” is an abomination) 1 ½ teaspoons freshly ground black pepper, plus 1 ¼ cups of low-sodium chicken broth more to taste 8-10 dried black mission figs, coarsely chopped 1 3.5-4.5 pound boneless pork loin 2 whole sprigs of fresh rosemary, each about 3-5 inches 1 cup of low-sodium chicken broth long 2 cinnamon sticks Equipment: 1 Tablespoon of honey 2 Tablespoons of butter, cut into pieces Kitchen blender or immersion blender ¼ teaspoon of salt, plus more to taste Roasting pan ¼ teaspoon of freshly ground pepper, plus more to Meat thermometer taste For the Fig Sauce: Combine the port, broth, figs, rosemary, cinnamon and honey in a medium saucepan. Boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until reduced by half, about 30 minutes. Remove and discard the rosemary sprigs and the cinnamon sticks. Don’t worry if a couple rosemary leaves stay in the mixture – that’s perfectly normal. Transfer the mixture to a blender, and puree until smooth (note: please be very careful when you do this – boiling hot mixtures can sometimes release large air bubbles when blended, which can pop the top off if you aren’t careful. Try pulsing the blender for a few seconds a couple times first, then slowly turning up the speed, or use an immersion blender if you have one). Blend in the butter, salt and pepper. (Note that the sauce can be made a day in advance, if desired; just cover and refrigerate it, then rewarm it over medium heat before serving) For the Pork Loin: Cook’s Note: Many of you may end up buying fresh rosemary in order to make this dish (please don’t pick the stuff in the planter boxes; it’s sprayed with nasty chemicals). Instead of throwing any out when you’re done, try infusing it into some olive oil. Just clean and dry three to four 5-inch stalks of leftover rosemary, then lightly bruise them before placing them in a small saucepan with ½ cup of oil. Heat the up to 180 degrees F / 83 degrees C on low heat, about 5-10 minutes. Turn off the heat, and let the oil cool down to room temperature. Place the sprigs in a container for the oil, then pour the cooled oil in over them. Seal the lid, and store in the fridge for up to one month. This makes a great topping for breads and salads, and for those that like to pop kernel popcorn themselves, be sure to try it as an alternative to butter sometime. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F / 218 degrees C Stir the oil, rosemary, salt and pepper in a small bowl to blend. Place the pork loin in a heavy, flame-proof roasting pan. Spread the oil mixture over the pork, turning to ensure complete coverage. Roast the pork, turning every 15-20 minutes to ensure even browning, until a meat thermometer inserted into the center of the pork reads 150 degrees F / 66 degrees C, about 45 minutes to 1 hour. Transfer the pork to a plate or cutting board (preferably one with a lip around the edge) and let it rest for 15 minutes, tenting it with foil to keep it warm. This will allow the juices in the pork to seep back into the meat, so they don’t run out when it’s cut and leave the meat dry. While the meat rests, add the cup of broth to the liquid remaining in the roasting pan and simmer it over medium heat while scraping the bottom of the pan to remove any brown bits. Season this mixture (called a jus) with additional salt and pepper to taste, if desired. Slice the pork loin into ¼ inch thick medallions, and pour the jus over them. Serve with the fig sauce. Waggie Crossword Page 22 The Waggie Crossword In honor of the second years, this issue we have a Cardio Crossword. Just read the clues, fill the boxes, and in a week a key will be sent out. Third years, this is your chance to do some review! I promise, nothing too hard is on there… - The Crossword Guru Waggie Crossword Page 23 The Waggie Page 24 Enjoyed this issue of your neighborhood, mostly-friendly-to-parents, school newsletter? We are always looking for new columns and material - and that doesn’t just mean writing an essay. You can turn in Overheards, you can draw us pictures or cartoons, and you can take pictures. You can also send us ideas of things YOU would like to see in The Waggie (note that next issue, we will be having Medical Mysteries: Vet Student Pets starting as a regular column thanks to the suggestion of a classmate). What do YOU want to see in YOUR newsletter? All this and more… and all you have to do is email one of your friendly editors, or ambush us at lunch. Which should be easy, we are both BIG believers in lunch. Many, many thanks to those who submitted this issue - your contributions prevent us from having to write an entire of issue of content, which would not only be boring for you guys to read, it would also be boring for us to edit! Your Waggie Editors Matt Wooddall and Emily Lane Congratulations to STAR Project participants. The Waggie is proud of you!