Spokesmen USA Volume 4 Issue 7
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Spokesmen USA Volume 4 Issue 7
Do NOT Destroy - For ward to a friend, Obama, Glen Beck 0r Bill O’rielly $36.00 PER YEAR Mailed to you monthly Call: (575) 551-1771 PO Box 1 Alamogordo, NM 88311 JULY 2012 PLEASE! Take only one - Read it and pass it on Your friends & family want to read the Spokesmen too! too THE SPOKESMEN ADDRESS LABEL HERE PLEASE Http://www.spokesmenusa.com - [email protected] Volume 4 Issue 7 Humpin’, Thumpin’, Rockin’ & Rollin’! $.45 Stamp Here $.45 Stamp Here $.20 Stamp Here The Peoples Voice INEPTOCRACY by Charles W. Bush Unable to find it in my old Webster’s dictionary, I Googled it and discovered it is a recently “coined” new meeting and make the following proposal. “You deadheads” that spent the last 10 word, attributed to the current Obama administration. improvement grants on a golf course and new tennis courts. Get your act together! We’re here to see to it that WE are permitted AND PAID to rebuild our city streets.You are going to furnish the equipment, supervision and money, and we are going to furnish the labor. BOY WHAT A DEAL WE ARE OFFERING YOU! Are the streets in your town like the streets in the one I live in? Does your car sound like a bass drum in a New Years parade and feel like a row boat on a stormy sea as you negotiate the average city street? Well, join the crowd; and, left to your city government, streets are likely to remain the same or continue to get worse for a long time to come. Improvement grants are scarce, city officials have other rats to kill and streets can always be patched rather than paved. THERE IS A SOLUTION! Gather all of the folks in your town who truly want a job and can’t find one. (about 35% of the men in most USA metros.) March into a commissioners • We get to work for minimum wage. • You get a labor force that truly wants and must go to work; and, at non-union wages! • The local merchants finally get to sell us goods and services that we have not been able to afford for a long time. • The local citizens get excited enough to buy the bonds you sell to pay all costs. • You get to keep the increased sales tax revenue! • We all get completely rebuilt streets to drive on for many years to come • You get to keep any grant funds that you can raise for the project. WHAT A DEAL! By the way, we rebuild, repair and maintain golf courses and tennis courts, too. CALL YOUR COMMISSIONER TODAY! I love this word and believe that it will become a recognized English word. We finally have a word to describe our current political situation.. TAKE IT BACK WITH GENTLE FORCE ‘IN GOD WE TRUST,’ In recent years outside forces have robbed us of the privelege of glorifying the God in whom we trust. LET”S TAKE THAT PRIVELEGE BACK! It is simple. They went to Congress. LET’s GO TO GOD! ‘IN GOD WE TRUST’ They demanded, “Take it off of all stamps and all public buildings! So, lets “Write or stamp it on ALL envelopes, ALL correspondance and everything elese we sign! After all, that’s our National Motto. We have a right to use it! We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed. If you like this idea, please pass it on and DO IT. The idea of writing or stamping, ‘IN GOD WE TRUST’ on our envelopes sounds easy to me. HAVE A RUBBER STAMP MADE. Make sure it is in a clear type style and with letters of an appropriate size to be clearly read but of a size that will fit on •Envelopes A FRIGHTENING POSSIBILITY IF YOU DON’T LIKE MITT, HERE’S SOMETHING TO CONSIDER Columnist Andrew McCarthy gives us what probably is the most important question regarding the upcoming presidential election?. If Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy. For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I’d just ask you to keep four things in mind: 1.Justice Scalia just turned 78 2.Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year 3.Justice Breyer will be 76 in August 4.Justice Ginsburg turned 81 about a week ago. We wish them all well, of course, but the brute fact is that whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court ? in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come. If you don’t think it matters whether the guy making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, I think you’re smokin? something funky! So for anybody who is thinking of not voting because your favorite didn’t get nominated, or writing in a candidate who can’t win... Imagine this. . . . SUPREME COURT JUSTICE “ERIC HOLDER” • Bills • Letters • Checks • Greeting Cards • Everything else we sign It’s been reported that 86% of Americans believe in GOD. Therefore, we have majority power on our side. Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to ‘sit down and shut up’? Instead of allowing it’s disappearance, multiply it. STAMP IT ON EVERYTHING YOU SIGN Carry the stamp with you everywhere. “IN GOD WE TRUST” Asecond line might be, “OUR GOD REIGNS!” I bought mine. When are going to get yours! From page 1 - Does it matter yet? THE SPOKESMEN 2 Prophetic Letter to the editor March 19, 2011 Professor Joe Gaut, Chireno Texas “The Beginning of Sorrows.” Several years ago, my wife received something from the Lord about great devastation coming on the Moslem people. I do not remember the exact wording; instead, what I convey is more like the feeling I had about it at the time. I do recall it was connected with the time of sorrows. And, most importantly, I very much believe the heart of our Lord aches over this. Since that time, I have watched carefully as the propaganda machine geared up, demonizing the Moslems, often spewing lies to support hatred it was selling. I know from the Lord that Osama bin Laden died on or about December 17, 2001, yet we continued to see videos of “Osama” for several years thereafter vouched for by the CIA. Like Puff the Magic Dragon, he has faded away. After Saudi pilots allegedly hit the twin towers, the US government said it was going after Al Qaeda so we hit Afghanistan, where there were no Al Qaeda, only Taliban, the former friends of the US during the Russian occupation of Afghanistan. American troops are still there after a wimped out Congress continues to fund a war it never declared, protecting liberty and poppy fields that are thriving in the world opium trade. Knowing Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, we took him out next, finding no such weapons. Another lie. The US is still there. No declaration of war. No date set for return home. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis have died or suffered intensely. Egypt is in turmoil. The US puppet Hosni Mubarak refused to resign and was reported to have had a “stroke.” He has not been seen since. The leader of Tunisia had a “stroke” a few weeks before that. Yemen is in turmoil, as is Bahrain with the occupation by American sponsored Saudi troops. Bombs fall on Pakistan. Now the torch has shifted to Libya. Khadafy, another dictator, of whom there is no shortage in the world, does not feel like being deposed. He may delay his “stroke” for a few weeks. Meanwhile, thoughts of attacking Iran and splattering blood there seem to afflict those in high places. The whole region is on fire with political upheaval and food shortages. With it, the American Empire shakes. Barry Satero, aka Barak Obama, the Nobel Peace Prize recipient who promised to get us out of the wars in the Mideast, has new undeclared wars with which to bleed American youth and destroy Moslems. For the politicians, foreign adventures deflect serious problems at home. Banksters profit through blood and the sale of military hardware as do many corporations in league with corrupt governments. As Christians, we should see what is happening. Let us turn off the propaganda and bring our troops home. We have enough problems on this side of the ocean without trying to run everyone else’s business. We should not let hate or prejudice against Moslems affect our support of any of the insidious war activities. Many Moslems are hungry for deeper truth. Let them find it by seeing our love and concern. Let’s let our light so shine that they will want what we have. Let us put our foot on Satan’s neck and see deliverance from evil. Joseph Gaut March 19, 2011 Editor’s Current Response: Joe Gaut, who is a dear friend and acquaintance of some 40 plus years is a gifted historian and mathmetician as well as a true believer in the Lord, Jesus Christ; so, I suspect that his cry for a wake up in March of 2011 was one more of remorse that none would hear as much as it was a true plea from the heart. It is, however, the observation of this editor, that regardless of political party, country of allegiance or position in government, by far the vast majority of those envolved are simply playing the game of selfish economics, with no real concern for truth and justice, let alone for the living souls that are daily dying and sinking into a lake of eternal fire, War is by far the most profitable endeavor invented by man, capable of charting the course of unresisting, unsuspecting multitudes while stripping them of ever increasing amounts of their liberty, freedom and wealth and killing their young; all in the name of preserving democracy, truth and justice. Show me anything that proves me wrong and I will kiss your feet; but, I have no fear of that. At age 6, I personally watched Franklin Delano Roosevelt, as he began again perpetuating that program, along with Churchill, Hitler, Stalin and Mousolini, into World War II and since I have seen every one of our presidents do the same, in one form or another. With Lyndon Johnson’s predictable assination of John F. Kennedy, my eyes suddenly came open to just how far the appetite for control (to gain wealth) will go, and they have remained opened to the henious attrocities committed by corrupt politicians ever since. Even the most naive among us are quickly realizing that all society is out of control; and, if we do not immediately return to obedience to God, allowing Him to reinstate true morality, truth and justice before God, ALL WILL BE LOST! Publisher/Editor, Charles W. Bush, 575-551-1771 P.O. Box 1, Alamogordo, NM 88311 Disclaimer Items in The Spokesmen are contributed by various independent and unpaid correspondents. Each is required to accept responsibility for the content they submit. Although all articles are screened by the editor for any content that is openly contrary to proper moral ethic, it is not judged for it’s political bias or Scriptural interpretation. These articles do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint and opinion of the publisher, editor, or other correspondents. It is the opinion of this publication that out of a variety of viewpoints and presentations by many different authors on any given subject, the . . . . . “TRUTH WILL SHINE FORTH LIKE A BRIGHT LIGHT”. Receive Spokesmen USA by mail - Just $36.00 Per Year Mail to: Spokesmen, PO Box 1 Alamogordo, NM 88311 The Peoples Voice CANADIAN IMMIGRANT Anonymous I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, to see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, ‘You come no more, we send cash right to your door. “ Welfare checks - they make you wealthy! Medicare - it keep you healthy! By and by, I get plenty money. Thanks to you, you Canadian dummy! Write to friends in motherland. Tell them ‘come fast as you can. “ They come in turbans and Toyota trucks, And buy big house with welfare bucks! Editor’s Comment: With our world so torn apart with poverty, war, rumors of war, earthquake, famine, floods, tornados, sunamis, hurricanes andnow, in the west, terrible wild fires, I amsick enough to kill. Every time I turn on the TV, all I hear and see is another lying politician bad-mouthing his opponant, or a news alert about another disaster. I NEED SOME LAUGHTER! Some of the Bible kind of gutwrenching, belly bustin’ laughter that “Doeth good like a medicine” I BET YOU CAN USE SOME TOO! So, here it is . Have a good laugh, then pray that God saves the day, OK? Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. “Where’s Henry?” the others asked. “Henry had a stroke o’ some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,” the successful hunter replied. “You left Henry layin’ out there, and carried the deer back?” they inquired. “A tough call,” nodded the hunter. “But I figured no one’s gonna steal Henry... Louisiana A senior citizen in Louisiana was They come here, we live together. overheard saying ... “When the end More welfare checks, it gets better! of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana .” Fourteen families, they moving in, When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in Louisiana ‘cause everythang But neighbor’s patience wearing happens in Louisiana 20 years later than thin. Finally, Canadian guy moves away. in the rest of the world.” Now I buy his house, then I say, ‘Find more immigrants for house to rent. “ And in the yard I put a tent. Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby, it’s called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills! Canadian crazy! Work all year, to keep the welfare running here. We think Canada darn good place. Too darn good for Canadian race! If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan ! You are openly invited to offer your viewpoints, criticisms and inspirations for possible inclusion in future publications of The Spokesmen and become another . . . . . . SPOKESMEN Such offerings may be e-mailed to [email protected] Due to limited staff, ALL articles must be presented by email Articles should be under 700 words Pictures should be clearly labled. Receive Spokesmen USA by Email at No Charge. Send request to: [email protected] Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “ Bubba , somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?” The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.” North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious, that he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.” The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?” The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.” Tennessee A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?” Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head.” “Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says: ‘Fine Fur Dumping Garbage.’ “ *** Y’all kin say whut y’all want ‘bout the South, but y’all never heard o’ nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ North. THE SPOKESMEN Dr. Wil May, Chiropractor Kohl’s Cat Burglar Taken To Hospital Clutching their Kohl’s shopping bags, Ellen and Kay woefully gazed down at a dead cat in the mall parking lot. Obviously a recent hit..no flies, no smell.. What business could that poor kitty have had here?’ murmured Ellen..’ ‘Come on, Ellen, let’s just go... But Ellen had already grabbed her shopping bag and was explaining, ‘I’ll just put my things in your bag, and then I’ll use this tissue....’ She dumped her purchases into Kay’s bag and then used the tissue paper to cradle and lower the former feline into her own Kohl’s bag and cover it. They continued the short trek to the car in silence, stashing their goods in the trunk. But it occurred to both of them that if they left Ellen’s burial bag in the trunk, warmed by the Texas sunshine while they ate, Kay’s Chevy would soon lose that new-car smell. They decided to leave the bag on top of the trunk, and they headed over to K & W Cafeteria. They went through the serving line and sat down at a window table. They had a view of Kay’s Chevy with the Kohl’s bag still on the trunk. BUT not for long!? As they ate, they noticed a big woman in a red gingham shirt stroll by their car. She looked quickly this way and that, and then took the Kohl’s bag without breaking stride. She quickly walked out of their line of vision. Kay and Ellen shot each other a wide-eyed look of amazement. It all happened so fast that neither of them could think how to respond. ‘Can you imagine?’ finally sputtered Ellen. ‘The nerve of that woman!’ Kay sympathized with Ellen, but inwardly a laugh was building as she thought about the grand surprise awaiting the female thief. Just when she thought she’d have to giggle into her napkin, she noticed Ellen’s eyes freeze in the direction of the serving line. Following her gaze, Kay recognized the big woman in the red gingham shirt with the Kohl’s bag hanging from her arm. She was brazenly pushing her tray toward the cashier. Helplessly they watched the scene unfold: After leaving the register, the woman settled at a table across from theirs, put the bag on an empty chair and began to eat. After a few bites of baked whitefish and green beans, she casually lifted the bag into her lap to survey her treasure. Looking from side to side, but not far enough to notice her rapt audience three tables over, she pulled out the tissue paper and peered into the bag. Her eyes widened, and she began to make a sort of gasping noise. The noise grew. The bag slid from her lap as she sank to the floor, wheezing and clutching her upper chest. The beverage cart attendant quickly recognized a customer in trouble and sent the busboy to call 911, while she administered the Heimlich maneuver. A crowd quickly gathered that did not include Ellen and Kay, who remained riveted to their chairs for seven whole minutes until the ambulance arrived. In a matter of minutes, the big woman with the red gingham shirt emerged, still gasping, and securely strapped on a gurney. Two well-trained EMT volunteers steered her to the waiting ambulance, while a third scooped up her belongings. The last they saw of the distressed catburglar was as she disappeared behind the ambulance doors.......the Kohl’s Bag perched on her stomach!! God does take care of those who do bad things! AND once in a while... He allows us to witness! Time to look seriously at ABC! Jim Neugent A Coach In Mena, ARK Writes To ABC Network Jim Writes: My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (online) concerning a program called ‘THE PRACTICE.’ In last nights episode, one of the lawyer’s mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her ‘partner.’ I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really did not expect a reply, but I did get one. My original message was: ABC is obsessed with the subject of homosexuality. I will no longer watch any of your attempts to 3 The Peoples Voice VISION FOR TODAY Dr. Terry Marquardt 903 New York Ave Alamogordo, NM 88310 (575) 437-7783 Seeing Isn’t Always Believing If you were losing your vision, chances are you may not even know it. In fact, vision loss sometimes happens so gradually that you may not recognize you have a problem until it’s well advanced. Many eye diseases progress so slowly that you adapt to changes in your vision without even realizing it. It’s only when you visit your optometrist for an eye exam that the full extent of the damage becomes clear. Several diseases can cause gradual vision loss. Chief among them is glaucoma. Glaucoma is often called the sneak thief of sight because it can slowly steal vision without you being aware of what’s happening. With open-angle glaucoma, the most common form, there are virtually no symptoms. Over time, however, you begin to lose peripheral (side) vision. Many people don’t even notice this gradual vision loss. They unconsciously make up for it by turning their head from side to side to complete their field of vision. An estimated half of the 2.2 million Americans with glaucoma do not know they have the disease. Vision loss from glaucoma is permanent, which is why it is important to be checked regularly by your optometrist if you have any of the factors for glaucoma. Glaucoma is not the only eye disease that can cause gradual vision loss. If you have a cataract, your vision can also worsen slowly over time. A cataract happens when your eye’s lens becomes cloudy. The lens must be clear in order to focus light properly onto the retina. As a cataract slowly begins to develop, you may not notice any changes in your vision at first. Eventually, however, you will notice your vision is blurry, cloudy or dim. Fortunately, cataract surgery can correct the vision loss. Other eye diseases that can cause gradual vision loss that you may not notice include diabetic retinopathy and age-related macular degeneration. The earlier an eye disease is detected and treated, the better it can be managed. That’s why you should have a baseline eye exam at age 40, when many of these diseases begin to appear. If you have risk factors for these diseases, such as diabetes, high blood pressure or a family history of eye disease, see your Eye M.D. to determine how often your eyes should be examined. convince the world that homosexuality is OK. ‘ THE PRACTICE’ can be a fairly good show, but last night’s program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the ‘dufus’ of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay, and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a ‘gay basher.’ Read the first chapter of Romans (that’s in the Bible); and see what the apostle Paul had to say about it..... He, God and Jesus were all ‘gay bashers’. What if she’d fallen in love with her cocker spaniel? Is that an alternative life style? (By the way, the Bible speaks against that, too.) - Jim Neugent SENIORS & COMPUTERS........... Here is ABC’s reply from the ABC on-line webmaster: How about getting your nose out of the Bible (which is ONLY a book of stories compiled by MANY different writers hundreds of years ago) and read the declaration of independence (what our nation is built on), where it says ‘All Men are Created equal,’ and try treating them that way for a change! Or better yet, try thinking for yourself and stop using an archaic book of stories as your lame crutch for your existence. You are in the minority in this country, and your boycott will not affect us at ABC or our freedom of statement. Jim Neugent’s second response to ABC: Thanks for your reply. From your harsh reply, evidently I hit a nerve. I will share it with all with whom I come in contact. Hopefully, the Arkansas Democrat Newspaper will include it in one of their columns and I will be praying for you. - - -Jim Neugent- - Note: Wouldn’t Satan just love it if people stopped using the Bible for a crutch? Please keep this going in every way possible. • Pass copies of this news paper along • Put it on the internet (send us your email address and we email the Spokesmen to you free of charge) Then you can simply forward the Spokesmen to them each month. I wonder if the person from ABC considered how many people would eventually read this e-mail! Please, if you are a Christian, pass this on to others so they may be aware. WE NEED TO SAVE WHAT WE HAVE LEFT OF THIS COUNTRY As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? He replied, ‘It was an ID ten ‘T’ error.’ I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’ Eric grinned ... ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before? ‘No,’ I replied. ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’ So I wrote down: “ID10T” I used to like Eric, the little ‘Cr’. ‘P’ head. What Pension Worries? Worried your pension will run short? So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Senior Health Care Solution Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get: 1. 3 meals a day, 2. A roof over your head, 3. Central heating, 4. Air conditioning 5. All the health care you need! 6. New teeth? - No problem. 7. Need glasses? - Great. 8. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? 9. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now). And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay income tax any more. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT? This item was placed on the internet a few years ago. It is important No wonder the rest of the world’s to keep it going until ABC changes population can’t get here fast enough! their agenda! THE SPOKESMEN Contempt Charges Filed Against Eric Holder, US Attorney General Mathew Staver, Chairman Liberty Counsel Action Today Chairman Darrell Issa announced that the House Government Oversight and Reform Committee WILL vote on “Contempt of Congress” charges against Attorney General Eric Holder and the Department of Justice, likely next week! Speaker of the House, John Boehner, says, “The Justice Department is out of excuses.” Liberty Counsel Action is calling for swift action. Representative Darrell Issa has set the date for the committee vote on “contempt” charges against Attorney General Eric Holder and the DOJ for June 20 – just a week from Wednesday. I have no doubt that the consistent, focused pressure the Liberty Counsel Action team has placed on Congress to move forward with charges has played a significant role in Chairman Issa’s decision. Working together, LCA has poured tens of thousands of faxed demands on key congressional offices along with tens of thousands of strong petitions and an uncounted number of phone calls spurring Congress forward on this vital issue! House Speaker Boehner said today, “Either the Justice Department turns over the information requested, or Congress will have no choice but to move forward with holding the Attorney General in contempt for obstructing an ongoing investigation.” The contempt charges stem from alleged obstructions by Holder and the DOJ in the ongoing investigation into the badly botched “Fast and Furious” operation. We simply cannot afford for Eric Holder to remain in office! Liberty Counsel Action has been intensely calling for congressional action against Attorney General Eric Holder for many months now. In his three-plus years in the Obama administration, Eric Holder’s office has been rife with scandals, deception, racial favoritism, cover-ups, doublespeak, assertion of leftist ideology, and outright dereliction in his duties as head of the Department of Justice. The list of Holder’s derelictions of duty and his lockstep march with President Obama’s unconstitutional mandates is now too extensive to address in a single message. Many friends of Liberty Counsel Action have already helped barrage Capitol Hill with faxes calling for the censure, impeachment, or forced resignation of Eric Holder. I believe the pressure we have put on Congress has helped keep yet another Obama administration scandal from being swept under the rug. Now, it’s time to turn up the heat! Together, we are continuing to call on the House to issue their “Contempt of Congress” citation to Holder over his stonewalling of information on the deadly “Fast and Furious” debacle…or pass the proposed “Vote of No Confidence”…or demand Holder’s resignation for dereliction of duty. Please join in our congressional call to action against Attorney General Eric Holder. Quite frankly, Holder is a national disgrace as our nation’s “top cop” and the overseer of one of the most compromised Departments of Justice in American history. To s c h e d u l e y o u r faxes to your New Mexico Representative and Senators a n d o t h e r k e y o ff i c i a l s . Everything you need is just a click away. Here is the Place to Go on any computer. It is worth a trip to the local library if you don’t have one: http://www.lcaction.cc/2659/offer.asp The fact is, Eric Holder MUST GO! At the heart of Holder’s disingenuous, manipulative abuse of the power granted to the Office of the Attorney General is his willingness to misuse his authority for political and partisan purposes. Here’s the good news: As Eric Holder’s scandalous and misguided decisions are yet further exposed, his detractors are further empowered to get him fired! And that list is growing by the day. Please – help us keep the pressure on Congress to cite Attorney General Eric Holder for contempt and call for his resignation and/or his impeachment! Visit the web site below to schedule your immediate faxes to Congress using Liberty Counsel Action’s powerful Fax Barrage: http://www.lcaction.cc/2659/offer.asp I need Your prayers. I had a prostate biopsy last week and today I discovered I have a low grade cancer. 4 out of 12 samples. My PSA ia 11. The Dr said it is curable through Chemo or an operation. I have no fear of death but I don't want to leave Cecelia in debt or have her have to take care of me. I have trusted in God for healing and good health all these years so this comes as a surprise.Thanks for doing as you are lead by the Holy Spirit. TOM PRENDERGAST REALTOR,TAHS LIBERTY MANAGEMENT, INC San Antonio, Texas 1ST CORINTHIANS 10:13 2ND CHRONICLES 7:14 PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS WHO ARE IN HARMS WAY AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT! Gene Crouch H Otero County Clerk Courtesy, Competence & Common Sense Service For the Citizens of Otero County Paid for by the Committee to Elect Gene Crouch Otero County Clerk 4 The Peoples Voice Go Dutch! But why wait until 2013? The Netherlands, where six per cent of the population is now Muslim, is scrapping multiculturalism. The Dutch government says it will abandon the longstanding model of multiculturalism that has encouraged Muslim immigrants to create a parallel society within the Netherlands. A new integration bill, which Dutch Interior Minister Piet Hein Donner presented to parliament on June 16, reads: "The government shares the social dissatisfaction over the multicultural society model and plans to shift priority to the values of the Dutch people. In the new integration system, the values of the Dutch society play a central role." With this change, the government steps away from the model of a multicultural society. The letter continues: "A more obligatory integration is justified because the government also demands that from its own citizens. It is necessary because otherwise the society gradually grows apart and eventually no one feels at home anymore in the Netherlands. The new integration policy will place more demands on immigrants. For example, immigrants will be required to learn the Dutch language, and the government will take a tougher approach to immigrants who ignore Dutch values or disobey Dutch law. The government will also stop offering special subsidies for Muslim immigrants because, according to Donner; "It is not the government's job to integrate immigrants." (How bloody true). The government will introduce new legislation that outlaws forced marriages and will also impose tougher measures against Muslim immigrants who lower their chances of employment by the way they dress. More specifically, the government will impose a ban on face-covering, Islamic burqas as of January 1, 2013. Holland has done that whole liberal thing, and realized - maybe too late - that creating a nation of tribes will kill the nation itself. The future of the US, Australia, the UK, and Canada may well be read here. READERS NOTE: Muslim immigrants leave their countries of birth because of civil and political unrest “CREATED BY THE VERY NATURE OF THEIR CULTURE.” Countries like the US, Holland, Canada, the UK, and Australia have an established way of life that actually works, so why embrace the unworkable? If Muslims do not wish to accept another culture, the answer is simple; “STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!” This gives a whole new meaning to the term; ‘Dutch Courage’ – Unfortunately US, Australian, UK, and Canadian politicians don’t have the ... guts to do the same. There’s a whole lot of truth here!!!! ELECTION 2013 IS COMING A Nation of Sheep, Breeds a Government of Wolves! I’M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!! Let’s Take a Stand!!! • Borders: Closed! • Language: English or French only! • Culture: English Constitution is the Bill of Rights! • Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare! • NO freebies to Non-Citizens! We the people are coming!!! Only 86% will share this. Should be a 100%. What will you do? Make no mistake about this, Obama IS A MUSLIM. He has done everythin he could possibly do to further their cause, while at the same time doing all he could to destroy our constitutional way of life and freedom. We have no choice but to GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE NOW! If you don’t cast the vote that eradicates him, YOU ARE WORSE THAN HE IS! HOFFMAN & SONS CONSTRUCTION Think “Green” Energy Conservation Weatherproofing, Windows, Doors, SAVE MONEY! 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A steam airship will, therefore, be a non-rigid. However, the conventional elongated Zeppelin shape involves a hidden danger if steam lift gas is used. That is, water will be continually trickling down the inside of the envelope and accumulating at its bottom, to be drained out and re-boiled. With the conventional shape, if a steam airship assumes a nose-pitched-up attitude for a few minutes, water will start to accumulate in the rear end, and will weigh it down. This condition will get rapidly worse: the situation will be unstable. Therefore we think that a steam airship should be spherical or lenticular, or nearly so; at least, its shape should be much more bloated than the classic airship shape. Since a steam airship will necessarily carry a boiler to re-boil the condensed water, the intriguing possibility arises of using a steam engine for propulsion. The first airship that ever flew (Giffard, 1852) was powered by a steam engine. This approach failed because the power-to-weight ratio of steam engines at the time was very poor. (It was greatly improved during the development of the steam car.) But in any case the use of a steam engine for propelling a hydrogen or helium airship (or indeed an airplane) is doomed, because, considering the total weight including the boiler and condenser, a steam engine is much heavier than an internal combustion engine of equivalent power. However, with a steam airship in which a boiler is required in any case for keeping the lift gas in vapor form, a new situation arises. Excluding boiler weight and condenser weight, a modern reciprocating steam engine can actually be lighter than the equivalent internal combustion engine. In fact, with modern practice, it is perfectly possible to manufacture a reciprocating steam engine which develops 100 ps and can be lifted with one hand. The engine can be expected to be much lighter than the Jules Henri Giffard Steam Powered Airship - Patented In 1858 boiler. Moreover, since the airthis mission to be possible on, continually condense upon the ship envelope itself will serve inside of an envelope into water perhaps, 80% of days. as the condenser, the perennial In fact for a limited mission droplets which will trickle problem of providing adequate such as the one specified above, downward to the lowest point condensation is completely the full abilities of a helium of the envelope. neutralized - possibly for the airship - such as long-term For indefinite-duration first time in the history of the endurance, high airspeed, and flight this water of course needs steam engine! poor-weather flight capability to be continually re-boiled, Summary and the weight of the boiler - are not actually needed. Obviously the non-rigid The steam airship will have required, and of its fuel, are Steam Airship does not have the most important qualities substantial. the potential to displace the necessary for advertising and So, for craft of similar helium airship in every applica- camera platform work: hover volume, the payload and pertion. However we think that it capability in moderate winds, formance of a steam LTA craft will have its niche. and large size. And I think that will be much lower than those Specifically, we think that the low cost and the conve- of a helium craft. a Steam Airship will be able to nience in ground handling of But this may not be true satisfy the demands that hot-air a Steam Airship will, in this when craft of similar cost airships try to satisfy but fail. restricted operational context, (rather than volume) are conConsider the following mission more than compensate for its sidered, because the material requirement: for the envelope of a steam craft deficiencies. During reasonably fine Conclusion will be much cheaper, and of weather, to fly over a major The strange thing about course the steam is extremely sporting event and maintain sta- this Steam Balloon and Steam cheap. tion for a few hours, displaying Airship project is that the basic As compared to hot air, the advertising or carrying a news idea is so simple and so low- merit of steam is that its lift is camera. more than twice as great, so that tech. A hot-air airship is not Often people ask me “If it’s for the same lift the envelope able to meet this requirement. such a good idea, why hasn’t it area is approximately halved. Theoretically it might be capa- been done already?” (Of course (This does not necessarily mean ble, but in practice the wind is this objection could be made that the rate of heat loss is half, usually too strong - because a against any technical devel- however, although it is less; the hot-air airship is defeated by opment whatever; it actually situation is more complicated even a light wind. than that.) means nothing!) At present a helium airship To produce the same The 19th century was the is the only possibility for this age for very simple yet world- amount of lift, about three times mission, and they are extremely shaking inventions. as much energy is required expensive to operate, funda20th and 21st century tech- for boiling water to produce mentally because they must nology has become very com- steam lift gas, as for heating be kept inflated more-or-less plicated: one usually needs spe- air to produce hot-air lift gas. indefinitely. cial materials and/or advanced Therefore it is inevitable that, I believe that, with devel- physics to accomplish anything for the initial filling of a Steam opment, a Steam Airship will be new and wonderful. Balloon or Steam Airship on able, in average good weather, From this point of view the ground before takeoff, a reliably to: a Steam Balloon or Steam heavy ground-based boiler of •Arrive from base, deflated and Airship is a technological curi- very high water boiling capacpacked in a single vehicle, at osity, because it could have ity will be required an unprepared launch site in a been built any time in the last The Wright brothers may park within a few kilometers 150 years. be the most famous people in of the target area; It requires no advanced the history of aviation for the •Be inflated with steam from materials or delicate or subtle first aeroplane flight in 1903, a ground boiler carried on processes, and indeed com- but the first ever powered and the same vehicle, by a small paratively little financial invest- controlled flights were carried ground crew; ment. I have no idea why it has out in lighter-than-air craft •Fly to the target area and hold never been tried in practice before either of the Wright station over it for several before; it is quite strange..... brothers was even born. hours; Jules Henri Giffard was Nevertheless, it may be a very •Return to the launch site and effective development. a Frenchman who made his be deflated and returned to fortune by inventing the steam We shall see! base. As compared to the high- injector (a device to prevent •And I believe that the cost est-lift gases - hydrogen and steam engine boilers running may be perhaps twice that of a helium - the advantage of steam out of water whilst they were hot-air airship, but much less as a lift gas is that it is safe and stationary, patented in 1858), than a helium airship. And I also so cheap that it may be but before that in 1852, he think that the up-wind perfor- vented without cost concerns. built the world’s first passenger mance of a steam airship will However its lift is not as good. airship. be sufficiently reasonable for Other people had Moreover steam will loons filled with hydrogen, but in order to make the jump from ballon to being a true airship there needed to be both a source of propulsion and a means of changing direction so that there was the control to choose to fly where one wished. The first airships were know as “dirigible balloons” from the French “dirigeable”, meaning “steerable”. Later they were simply refered to as “dirigibles”. In 1850 Giffard helped fellow French engineer Jullien to build an airship with a propeller driven by clockwork, but it was to be Giffard’s knowlege of steam power that would place his own airship in the history books. In 1851 he patented the “application of steam in the airship travel”. He managed to build a small and light steam engine weighing just 250 pounds and despite the added weight of the boiler and coke brining it to over 400 pounds, it was still light enough for his hydrogen filled balloon to lift. The engine drove a large (3.3 metre) rear-facing threebladed propeller, and although only producing a power of 2,200 watts. To put that in context, that is about the same as a modern steam iron, and less than a fast-boil kettle (3,000 watts). About 3 horsepower, Jules Henri Giffard It would prove to be enough to demonstrate that controled flight was possible. The funnel pointed downwards and the exhaust stream was mixed with the combustion gasses to try and prevent sparks which might ignite the highly flammable hydrogen gas in the balloon. The balloon itself was 43 metres (144 foot) long and pointed at both ends. Below it at the rear was mounted a saillike triangular vertical rudder. The airship successfully flew on the 24th September 1852, launching from the Paris Hippodrome and flying 27km (17 miles) to Elancourt, near Trappes. Because the small engine was not very powerful it could not overcome the prevailing winds to allow Giffard to make the return flight (the top speed of Giffard’s airship was just six miles per hour). However, he did manage to turn the airship in slow circles, proving that in calm conditions controled flight was possible. THE SPOKESMEN 6 The Peoples Voice OBAMA IN FLORIDA Florida, Texas will let you keep this record. We’ve never seen a rattler as big as OBAMA in Texas! [email protected] Tel 575-437-1113 Fax 575-437-1777 1101 E. 9th St Suite B Alamogordo, NM 88310 THIS IS NOT A PYTHON! This is a 15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake, the largest ever caught on record, in fact. This snake was found Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of Jacksonville FL. A little research revealed the following: One bite from a snake of this size would contain enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men. The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man. A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers. The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom picture has a blade around 6 inches long. This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds. (How much do you weigh?) Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop’s leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man). A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child (and dogs, pigs, etc). A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size rattlesnake is about 2 feet . ) This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr. was President. Now just ask yourself these questions: What has this snake been feeding on and where are its offspring? It has probably been feeding on poor people and Republicans. Only Conservative protien could cause such growth and such a quantity of venom. Just think about what a monster you can render harmless when you go to the polls to vote! Say NO to Obama . . . Yes to Romni! Explore This Email Address www.gentledoves.org You will be blessed, yes you will! Located at Classy Cats Thrift Store 921 New York Ave Alamogordo, NM 88310 Animal Food Bank 575-437-8108 D’Ann Dunigan, Manager Open Mon-Sat 10AM - 4PM A Kitty City sponsored animal food program assisting those in need in feeding their familly companions. THE SPOKESMEN 7 The Peoples Voice DON OMEY SHARES! by DON OMEY Former Coordinator of the Otero County Tea Party Who’d do that? When we learn that some fool burned an American Flag at an event, we often hear from friends and family; “What kind of idiot would do such a thing? How can anyone get by with desecrating our flag?” Many of us don’t see how an act of hate can be twisted into free speech. However there are many in high places that insist that sort of activity comes under the first amendment and they’re simply exercising their right to free speech. And, consequently there’s no real punishment for it. There are thousands of miscreants who go around at night armed with spray paint cans, tagging’ people’s houses, cars, businesses, fences and other private property. Those on the receiving end of their art work are extremely distressed and feel something important in their lives has been terribly violated. They wonder, where is the world headed with this type of vandalism? A usual expression when such vandalism is discovered is, “who’d do that?” If the perpetrator is found, the punishment they receive doesn’t make the victims feel that justice was done and they don’t feel any better for it. . There are many techsavvy fiends in the world who spend enormous amounts of time creating, scheming, and sending out viruses and worms to upset people’s computers. They’ve spent more time learning email addresses of people they don’t know and have never harmed them in any way. They’re very much like the twisted vandals that will key a car in any parking lot because they can and get some pleasure over the fact someone will be very upset over it. Who’d do that? The nation suffers these and other acts of vandalism more and more and the victims never feel the punishment has had any real effect.on the problem. All of us have had some conversations regarding vandalism, and the general feeling is that the courts, police, and lawmakers have allowed political correctness to make corrective punishment and discipline mostly ineffective. The perps don’t suffer any discomfort comparable to the victims who too often suffer damage they can’t recoup or completely recover from. There are more and more ‘GREAT DAILY SPECIALS? THIS IS THE PLACE TO GET IT! Best FOOD In Town V O T E E A R L Y V O T E SIMPLY THE BEST IN ALAMOGORDO 1200 New York Ave. Alamogordo, NM 88310 R O M N I people in America who feel there is a complete breakdown of respect for private or public property. Not only is our society’s numbers of disrespectful individuals growing, the people who are in a position to make them see the destructive nature of their twisted attitude take the easy way out and explain that it’s society’s fault the vandals turned out that way. Wrong! There is never a good enough reason to even touch property that doesn’t belong to you except to aid some one. All first graders instinctively know it’s wrong for a bully or a sneak to take or destroy their belongings just because the other person doesn’t have that favorite possession. Why don’t parents and teachers reenforce that golden rule? My parting thoughts on crime and punishment; society pays far more for crimes and criminals than need be and the legislators only think of more expensive ways to cope with a problem that continues to grow because they won’t make the hard decisions; the proper decisions would be politically incorrect. - Don Omey P A L A P N I T G Plant a Pig ? The above picture is of a pig! In Seville Spain, local people found a way to...stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press. The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground. The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials. No protests were needed by the local people, and...it worked! In Texas they have an overabundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country, and...just plant them everywhere! Americans, put on your thinking caps, and lets find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, lets do it! Maybe we could get someone...to plant a pig at the White House ! OOP’s! I thought there was a whole family of them already living there! - (Editor) Perhaps all of our middle east ammunition should be dipped in pig blood. It ought to make the enemy run and hide when they see us coming; and, everywhere a bullet landed would be so desecrated that no one would dare occupy that place again! “OINK” THE BUZZARD If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, The bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top. THE BUMBLEBEE A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies, It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself. PEOPLE In many ways, we are like the buzzard and the bumblebee. We struggle about with all our problems and frustrations, never realizing that all we have to do is look up! That’s the answer, the escape route and the solution to any problem... Just look up! FREEDOM MINISTRIES Get Your Entre Giveaway Card At Country Kitchen Today Pigs are wonderful things! God didn’t make them to eat! He made them to chase Islam out of Israel’s land! Sen them one or two TODAY! Is in dire need of a 12 or 15 passenger van with which to transport the men of Freedom House and Freedom Gate recovery centers. 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I am certain that every citizen in the region has noticed the increased traffic; possibly 4 or 5 times as much as when I moved here in 2003. Well, enough of that, needless to say, some additions to the current traffic control is sorely needed. Those of us who drive White Sands Boulevard, Indian Wells, Scenic Drive, 1st street, 10th street and the streets feeding into them know the frustration of waiting anxiously for 3 to 5 minutes while a parade of cars pass with no break in the line; hoping that the next light change will break the traffic flow sufficiently to allow just a tiny break to allow a risky entrance into that flow so we can be on our way, only to face an even greater aggravation when the opposite flow of traffic at the traffic light begins to fill the lanes, again blocking our entry into them. WE NEED MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS to break the traffic flow so that egress will become easier and the accidents can be avoided that are caused by persons in a hurry misjudging the amount of time it will take to clear the lanes when a tiny opening appears. ANOTHER HAZARD EXISTS Have you enjoyed the frustration of approaching an upcoming signal light cautiously, only to have it abruptly change to yellow just as you enter the intersection and then to red before you can exit it? My friends all make the accusation that our city is so hungry for violation money that they keep the lights set that way in order to write more traffic tickets. ‘Benefit of the doubt’ says that traffic control is simply not expending the few man hours necessary to set the lights properly. In any case, most, if not all, of the lights in Alamogordo do not allow sufficient time on caution, for a driver to make a proper exit from an intersection while the light remains yellow, much less to make a gentle stop when the light turns yellow in order to avoid the driver behind rear ending his car. Whoever is in charge of maintaining the traffic lights are frequently made aware of the condition and seem to simply avoid getting involved. It is time they were held accountable; so, as a concerned citizen, I implore you to call them each time you observe any traffic problem. You might find the following telephone numbers helpful. (no matter where you live, you should have these on your cell phone.) •Mayor •City Manager •Traffic Department •Department of Transportion •State Police •Sheriff •City Police Please be courteous and respectful when you call.; but, be firm. You are paying the taxes that pay their salaries/ When you call: • State your name clearly • State the nature of your call • Explain that you expect something will be done to correct what you have observed to be wrong • Know the location of the problem • Describe the location clearly Remember, If you observe a fault and refuse to put forth an effort to get it corrected; YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FAULT NOT BEING CORRECTED! I commend the drivers of Alamogordo for all but one thing. Many of them pay no attention at all to those who actually have some place to go and wish to at least go there at the legal speed limit. These unconscious drivers pace themselves at 3 to 7 miles an hour below the legal limit, get in the center or left lane and nonchalantly go their merry way; then, another one with no place to go will likely get beside them, and travel even slower. - Happy obliviousness. The Peoples Voice WHO LOST EUROPE? by Geert Wilder Member of the Dutch Parliament In a generation or two, the US will ask itself: "Who lost Europe ?" Here is the speech of Geert Wilders, Chairman, Party for Freedom the Netherlands , at the Four Seasons in New York , introducing an Alliance of Patriots and announcing the Facing Jihad Conference in Jerusalem .. I come to America with a mission. All is not well in the old world. There is a tremendous danger looming, and it is very difficult to be optimistic. We might be in the final stages of the Islamization of Europe. This not only is a clear and present danger to the future of Europe itself, it is a threat to America and the sheer survival of the West. The United States as the last bastion of Western civilization, facing an Islamic Europe. First, I will describe the situation on the ground in Europe . Then, I will say a few things about Islam. To close I will tell you about a meeting in Jerusalem . The Europe you know is changing.You have probably seen the landmarks. But in all of these cities, sometimes a few blocks away from your tourist destination, there is another world. It is the world of the parallel society created by Muslim mass-migration. All throughout Europe a new reality is rising: entire Muslim neighborhoods where very few indigenous people reside or are even seen. And if they are, they might regret it. This goes for the police as well. It's the world of head scarves, where women walk around in figureless tents, with baby strollers and a group of children. Their husbands, or slaveholders if you prefer, walk three steps ahead. With mosques on many street corners. The shops have signs you and I cannot read. You will be hard-pressed to find any economic activity. These are Muslim ghettos controlled by religious fanatics. These are Muslim neighborhoods, and they are mushrooming in every city across Europe . These are the building-blocks for territorial control of increasingly larger portions of Europe, street by street, neighborhood by neighborhood, city by city. There are now thousands of mosques throughout Europe . With larger congregations than there are in churches. And in every European city there are plans to build supermosques that will dwarf every church in the region. Clearly, the signal is, “We rule!” Many European cities are already one-quarter Muslim: just take Amsterdam , Marseille and Malmo in Sweden . In many cities the majority of the under-18 population is Muslim. Paris is now surrounded by a ring of Muslim neighborhoods. Mohammed is the most popular name among boys in many cities. In some elementary schools in Amsterdam the farm can no longer be mentioned, because that would also mean mentioning the pig, and that would be an insult to Muslims. Many state schools in Belgium and Denmark only serve halal food to all pupils. In once-tolerant Amsterdam gays are beaten up almost exclusively by Muslims. Non-Muslim women routinely hear 'whore, whore'. Satellite dishes are not pointed to local TV stations, but to stations in the country of origin. Continued on page 9 SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE THE GATHERING PLACE 1601 Hawii Ave Alamogordo, NM 88311 (915) 222-2383 Sunday 9:00 AM OUR MICROPHONE IS OPEN TO EVERYONE “Where Your Voice Can Be Heard” Alamogordo Apostolic Mission Spanish Services each Sunday 1:30 PM Sun. - 6:30 PM Thurs. Jerry Fellowship over a potluck dinner After prayer, praise and worship 3:16 MINISTRIES SPECIALIZING IN GERMAN SHEPHERD and MALINOIS DOGS. 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Many neighborhoods in France are no-go areas for women without head scarves. Last week a man almost died after being beaten up by Muslims in Brussels , because he was drinking during the Ramadan. Jews are fleeing France in record numbers, on the run for the worst wave of anti-Semitism since World War II. French is now commonly spoken on the streets of Tel Aviv and Netanya and Israel. I could go on forever with stories like this. Stories about Islamization. San Diego University recently calculated that a staggering 25 percent of the population in Europe will be Muslim just 12 years from now. Bernhard Lewis has predicted a Muslim majority by the end of this century. Now these are just numbers. And the numbers would not be threatening if the Muslim-immigrants had a strong desire to assimilate. But there are few signs of that. The Pew Research Center reported that half of French Muslims see their loyalty to Islam as greater than their loyalty to France . Onethird of French Muslims do not object to suicide attacks. The British Centre for Social Cohesion reported that one-third of British Muslim students are in favor of a worldwide caliphate. Muslims demand what they call 'respect'. And this is how we give them respect. We have Muslim official state holidays. The Christian-Democratic attorney general is willing to accept sharia in the Netherlands if there is a Muslim majority. We have cabinet members with passports from Morocco and Turkey . Muslim demands are supported by unlawful behavior, ranging from petty crimes and random violence, for example against ambulance workers and bus drivers, to smallscale riots. Paris has seen its uprising in the low-income suburbs, the banlieus. I call the perpetrators 'settlers'. Because that is what they are. They do not come to integrate into our societies; they come to integrate our society into their Dar-al-Islam. Therefore, they are settlers. Much of this street violence I mentioned is directed exclusively against non-Muslims, forcing many native people to leave their neighborhoods, their cities, their countries. Moreover, Muslims are now a swing vote not to be ignored. The second thing you need to know is the importance of Mohammed the prophet. His behavior is an example to all Muslims and cannot be criticized. Now, if Mohammed had been a man of peace, let us say like Ghandi and Mother Theresa wrapped in one, there would be no problem. But Mohammed was a warlord, a mass murderer, a pedophile, and had several marriages - at the same time. Islamic tradition tells us how he fought in battles, how he had his enemies murdered and even had prisoners of war executed. Mohammed 9 himself slaughtered the Jewish tribe of Banu Qurayza. If it is good for Islam, it is good. If it is bad for Islam, it is bad. Let no one fool you about Islam being a religion. Sure, it has a god, and a here-after, and 72 virgins. But in its essence Islam is a political ideology. It is a system that lays down detailed rules for society and the life of every person. Islam wants to dictate every aspect of life. Islam means 'submission'. Islam is not compatible with freedom and democracy, because what it strives for is sharia. If you want to compare Islam to anything, compare it to communism or national-socialism, these are all totalitarian ideologies. Now you know why Winston Churchill called Islam 'the most retrograde force in the world', and why he compared Mein Kampf to the Quran. The public has wholeheartedly accepted the Palestinian narrative, and sees Israel as the aggressor. I have lived in this country and visited it dozens of times. I support Israel . Because it is the Jewish homeland after two thousand years of exile up to and including Auschwitz; Because it is a democracy, Because Israel is our first line of defense. This tiny country is situated on the fault line of jihad, frustrating Islam's territorial advance. Israel is facing the front lines of jihad, like Kashmir, Kosovo, the Philippines , Southern Thailand, Darfur in Sudan , Lebanon , and Aceh in Indonesia . Israel is simply in the way. The same way West-Berlin was during the Cold War. The war against Israel is not a war against Israel . It is a war against the West. It is jihad. Israel is simply receiving the blows that are meant for all of us. If there would have been no Israel , Islamic imperialism would have found other venues to release its energy and its desire for conquest. Thanks to Israeli parents who send their children to the army and lay awake at night, parents in Europe and America can sleep well and dream, unaware of the dangers looming. Many in Europe argue in favor of abandoning Israel in order to address the grievances of our Muslim minorities. But if Israel were, God forbid, to go down, it would not bring any solace to the West. It would not mean our Muslim minorities would all of a sudden change their behavior, and accept our values. On the contrary, the end of Israel would give enormous encouragement to the forces of Islam. They would, and rightly so, see the demise of Israel as proof that the West is weak, and doomed. The end of Israel would not mean the end of our problems with Islam, but only the beginning. It would mean the start of the final battle for world domination. If they can get Israel , they can get everything. So-called journalists volunteer to label any and all critics of Islamization as a 'right-wing extremists' or 'racists'. In my country, the Netherlands , 60 percent of the population now sees the mass immigration of Muslims as the number one policy mistake since World War II. And another 60 percent sees Islam as the biggest threat. Yet there is a greater danger than terrorist attacks, the scenario The Peoples Voice of America as the last man standing. The lights may go out in Europe faster than you can imagine. An Islamic Europe means a Europe without freedom and democracy, an economic wasteland, an intellectual nightmare, and a loss of military might for America - as its allies will turn into enemies, enemies with atomic bombs. With an Islamic Europe, it would be up to America alone to preserve the heritage of Rome , Athens and Jerusalem .... Dear friends, liberty is the most precious of gifts. My generation never had to fight for this freedom, it was offered to us on a silver platter, by people who fought for it with their lives. All throughout Europe , American cemeteries remind us of the young boys who never made it home, and whose memory we cherish. My generation does not own this freedom; we are merely its custodians. We can only hand over this hard won liberty to Europe 's children in the same state in which it was offered to us. We cannot strike a deal with mullahs and imams. Future generations would never forgive us. We cannot squander our liberties. We simply do not have the right to do so. We have to take the necessary action now to stop this Islamic stupidity from destroying the free world that we know. Is someone you know living a life of sin? Lifescope says, “Your responsibility may be greater than yoy think” In Paul’s letter to one of the churches It isn’t our job to judge outsiders. he addressed this situation:] But it certainly is our job to judge and Everyone is talking about the ter- deal strongly with those who are memrible thing that has happened there bers of the church, and who are sinning among you, something so evil that even in these ways. the heathen don’t do it: God alone is the Judge of those on You have a man in your church the outside. But you yourselves must who is living in sin with his father’s deal with this man and put him out of wife. And are you still so conceited, so your church. “spiritual”? [In Paul’s second letter to this Why aren’t you mourning in sorrow church, he addressed the same issue:] and shame, and seeing to it that this man Remember that the man I wrote is removed from your membership? about, who caused all the trouble, has You are to call a meeting of the not caused sorrow to me as much as to church - and the power of the Lord Jesus all the rest of you - though I certainly will be with you as you meet, and I will have my share in it too. be there in spirit - and cast out this man I don’t want to be harder on him from the fellowship of the church and than I should. He has been punished into Satan’s hands, to punish him, in the enough by your united disapproval. hope that his soul will be saved when Now it is time to forgive him and our Lord Jesus Christ returns. comfort him. Otherwise he may become What a terrible thing it is that you so bitter and discouraged that he won’t are boasting about your purity, and yet be able to recover. Please show him now you let this sort of thing go on. that you still do love him very much. Don’t you realize that if even one When you forgive anyone, I do too. person is allowed to go on sinning, soon And whatever I have forgiven (to the all will be affected? extent that this affected me too) has been Remove this evil cancer - this by Christ’s authority, and for your good. wicked person - from among you, so A further reason for forgiveness is that you can stay pure. Christ, God’s to keep from being outsmarted by Satan; Lamb, has been slain for us. for we know what he is trying to do. Taken from Rom. 8, Mt. 6, 7, The Living Bible and The Phillips Translation. For free Lifescope book, write to Box 1575, Carlsbad, NM 88221. Please end $1.00 for postage and handling. LEGACY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY Grades K-4 Through 12 IT’S TIME TO APPLY Christian curricula aligned with New Mexico Standards and Benchmarks, small class sizes and before/after school day care for K-4 through 4th grade. Get your registration packet before it is too late. Legacy Christian Academy Disciple Hall, 2nd Floor, Room 207 1206 Greenwood Lane Alamogordo, NM 88310 http://www.legacychristianacademy-edu.com (575) 434-0352 “Making Learning Exciting Through Expectation Of Success!” THE SPOKESMEN 10 The Peoples Voice Potato Chips A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer and started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old man. He was sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old man looked hungry, so he offered him some chips. He gratefully accepted it and smiled at him. His smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer. Again, he smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old man, and gave him a hug. He gave him his biggest smile ever... When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, “What did you do today that made you so happy?” He replied, “I had lunch with God.” But before his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? He’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen!” Meanwhile, the old man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked, “dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?” He replied “I ate potato chips in the park with God.” However, before his son responded, he added, “You know, he’s much younger than I expected.” Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime! Embrace all equally! Have lunch with God.......bring chips. God still sits on the throne. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. - Keep the faith! Psychiatrists vs Bartenders Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit” replied the doctor. “I’ll sleep on it, “I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain’t nobody under there now!!” FORGET THE SHRINKS. TALK TO A BARTENDER Tele-Evangelists Now ‘SELLING’ Weight Loss Diets Several books that we won’t mention here, are reported to be in the offing from major tele-evangelists soon. It seems that the millions of weight loss diet books recently topping the best seller list, has rendered the subject irrestible. Well, if the country’s most famous preachers can do it, I can too, only I can tell my story in just a few words. You see, about a year before my wonderful wife of 54 years passed away, seh and I were eating at a Cracker Barrell Restaurant in Arlington, Texas. As I had been nibbling at the last few bites of my food for several minutes while she waited patiently, she finally said, “Wes, you finished wanting what you are eating several minutes ago. Why don’t you simply leave it?” I retorted, “I was taught to eat everything on my plate; besides, I don’t want to waste it.” She replied, “Wes, every bite you eat beyond that which satisfies is really wasted. Why not simply give the last few bites to the Lord?’ From that meal forward, each time I reached the point of satisfaction, I would remember her words; and, I heeded them until she went to be with the Lord. My breathing had grown shorter and shorter. C.O.P.D. was taking a heavy toll and asthma was making me ever more ill. Carrying 245 pounds on my 5’- 8 1/2” frame certainly wasn’t helping matters; so, I became serious about doing something about it. As I contemplated what to do, my wife’s wise words came loudly into mind, “Why not give that few bites to the Lord?” From that time until today, I bagan pushing my plate back at the time I should be satisfied. I say, ‘should be,’ because I have learned to anticipate the point of satisfaction and quit eating a minute or two before I reach it. Miraculously, in only a few seconds, satisfaction comes and I feel satisfied but not stuffed and uncomfortable. The Lord and I have finally agreed to “DO IT IN MODERATION!” Guess what, In just a few months (well, it was actually about 2 1/2 years) my weight had fallen from that horribly uncomfortible 245 pounds to a very comfortable 185 pounds; and, I HAD NOT SACRIFICED EATNG A SINGLE FOOD THAT I LIKED! Yet another miracle was wrapped up in God’s method of teaching me a proper diet, however; I began to discover that I craved foods that beforehand, I would not touch with a ten foot pole. Asparagus, brocolli, salads, spinich, turnip greens, yams! On and on the list goes. After all, I was a meat and potatoes man and all of that other stuff was for women, (get this) ‘WATCHING THEIR WEIGHT!” What a wonderful thing happens when we begin practicing ‘moderation’. My method was really so simple that you may write it of as a fool’s folley. Please don’t do that. You see, God loves you and wants you to not only be healthy, but comfortably satisfied while your at it. HERE IT IS! The method God taught me for losing unnecessary pounds and once lost, maintaining a proper weight level. 1. THE FIRST WEEK - I left just one bite of every meal on my plate as an offering to God. 2. THE SECOND WEEK - I left two bites on my plate as an offering. 3. THE THIRD WEEK - Three bites. 4. THE FOURTH - Four bites 5. THE FIFTH - Five bites. You know, it was about the fifth weekthat I began sharing 1/2 of my meal with my wife and we shared until her death. For breakfast I had been eating two eggs, ham, hashbrowns, grits and two slices of toast. I now eat one egg, a half order of hashbrowns, no meat and two slices of toast. Oh yea, I don’t want to forget the three tablespoons of cream gravy. We wouldn’t want me to ‘sacrifice’ that, now would we. Take note that the only thing eliminated from my diet is the ham, bacon or sausage. The reason I rarely eat those is another story that I will tell at another time. Oh well, I mght as well tell uyou now. I can do it in just a sentance or two. You see, every food that God forbade the Hebrew children (Jews) to eat WILL MAKE HUMAN BEINGS SICK! • Pork causes Gout • Fish without scales causes Gout • Shell fish Causes Gout • Too much beef causes Gout • Animals with no cloven hooves - Gout Isn’t it amazing! God really does knowwhat is best for us doesn’t He? Many of you do not need to lose weight. You simply need to maintain your average weight level; however, your weight is fluctuating back and forth, varying as much as 10 pounds each way. HERE IS HOW I DO IT I maintain a consistant, well rounded diet, eating mostly vegetables, I try to consume all types of fruit and vegetables during any given week. I refrain from all pork, shell fish, catfish and other bottom swimmers and I eat beefsteak only about once a month; then, only about 3 ounces is about all I can handle. A friend and I hit Texas Roadhouse, order an 11 oz. Sirloin, an extra salad and bakd potato, cut the steak into 3 portions, 3 oz. for me and two 4 oz. portions for him. (this makes the $15.95 steak a truly reasonable buy) Believe it or not, as I cut my portion into small bites (about a third the size I used to gulp) and chew each bite thoroughly, I discover that the portion seemingly grows, and grows; until, by the time that I swallow the last bite I can hardly hold it! Praise God, I am completely satisfied, we have not over indulged to the point of discomfort; and, our 80 and 89 year old pocket books come out smelling like a rose. JUST A LITTLE MORE Salad dressing should be enjoyed as a seasoning. Believe it or not, just one tablespoon is more than enough to coat the vegetables in the average ‘LARGE’ salad; and when no more than this is used, probably for the first time in your life, YOU WILL ACTUALLT TASTE THOSE WONDERFUL VEGETABLES! Boy, are they great! DRINK ONLY WATER God made it healthy. God made it non-fattening God made it digestable. Drink it! You will like it; and, you will cut more than 1/3 of the calories from your diet. NEVER EAT AFTER 7:00 PM. Eating and immediately lying down without exercise will cause you to gain weight on even an iceburg lettuce salad. DON’T DO IT! SOUND TOO SIMPLE? - Beieve me, this works miracles! Here is the principle of moderation. Never eat more than the amount that barely satisfies your hunger. Ever bite you take beyond that is not simply eliminated. IT TURNS INTO BELLY FAT! No, this simple regimen will not, by itself, shrink your belly. EXERCISE is the only regimen that will do that; so, why not combine this appetite reducing regemine along with a little simple exercise; and. become pleasing to both God and yourself! THE SPOKESMEN 11 FOOD PANTRIES Immanuel Baptist Church 1107 Adams (575) 430-6881 Angel Food Ministry - Affordable Food Berean Independent Baptist 2300 Puerto Rico Dr. (575) 437-8202 Folks who attend their services may get food Christ Community Church 2960 Scenic Dr. (575) 473-4241 Folks who attend their services may get food Corinth Baptist Church 409 Delaware Ave (575) 437-0988 Tues - Wed - Thurs - 11 am to 3 pm Cuba Ave Church of Christ 1300 Cuba Ave (575) 437-4795 Mon and Fri 10:00 am to 11:30 am First Assembly 10th & Florida (575) 437-8922 Mon only 9 am to Noon Food for needy Primera Iglesia Baptist Church 1711 Ocotillo Dr (575) 434-8650 Wed 9am till Noon - Food/Clothes Salvation Army 1900 1st St (575) 443-0845 Mon thru Thur 10am till Noon & 1pm to 4pm First 30 get boxes of dry food - Generous quantity St John’s Episcopal Church 1111 Indiana (575) 437-3891 Tues & Thurs 5pm to 6:00 pm Community Kitchen - Free Meals CLOTHES - HOUSEHOLD - FURNITURE Calvary Baptist Church 1200 Indian Wells (575) 473-0103 Tues & Thurs 2-4-pm Clothes Father James B Hays Thrist Store 1640 N White Sands (575) 434-5450 Mon - Sat 9am to 4pm (subject to availability) Low cost clothes, household items, furniture HELPS MINISTRIES FOOD - RENT - UTILITIES - MEDICAL - FUNDS Community Action 755 Granada Shopping Center, Ste 755 (575) 437-1364 - Mary Beth Reynolds Rent, Utilities & Perscriptions - Meet guidelines Mon thru Thurs - 8 am to 4 pm Immaculate Conception Church 705 Delaware Ave (575) 437-3291 Poor Fund as God provides Grace United Methodist 1206 Greenwood Lane (16th & Cuba) (575) 437-7640 Sat only - Meal 11:30 am to 1:00 pm Funds for food, rent & utilities LOVE INC (In The Name Of Christ) of Otero County By Phone Contact Only - (575) 439-5683 Our Savior Lutheran Church 1212 Washington St (575) 437-2970 Tues & Thurs 9am to 11am Gas vouchers etc. St. Judes Mission 1404 College Ave (575) 437-0238 Tues 10am to Noon Assistance according to need Trinity Lutheran Church 1505 College The Peoples Voice OUR COMMUNITY RESOURCES Agencies Providing Assistance (575) 437-1482 - Pastor Bill Heithuld Benevolence Fund Tularosa United Methodist Church (575) 585-2314 - (575) 585-3204 (emergency) Tues only 9am till 11am MUST LIVE IN TULAROSA PERSONAL HYGIENE Love, Inc Call for appointment (575) 439-5683 - Needy get a supply of shampoo, bath soap, toothpaste, dish soap, laundry soap, toilet tissue and paper towels. HOMELESS ONLY House of Prayer 601 Delaware Ave (575) 437-7880 Hot meal, clothing, shower, washer, dryer COMMODITIES FROM LAS CRUCES (575) 532-4390 - Qualifying & Information PLACE YOUR FREE LISTING HERE Let the Spokesmen help you help the needy of Alamogordo. (575) 551-1771 Jesus said, “In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these, my brothers, ye have done it unto Me. OTHER RESOURCES Ben Archer Health Center 2150 Hwy 54 South - (575) 443-8133 M - F 8am - 5pm Will take any medical insurance as well as people without insurance. We go to sliding scale fee. Childbirth Class Conference Room at GCMRC (575) 443-7640 CHINS (575) 443-3013 Counseling for family and children COPE (575) 434-3622 - 24 hiur crisis line (575) 437-2673 Toll Free 1 (866) -350-2673 Counseling Counseling Center 1900 E 10th St (575) 437-8630 (575) 437-7404 (Crisis Line) Disability Resource Center (575) 439-1112 Michael Murphy - Rita Martinez Low Income Phone Service Contact Local Telephone Service English as a second language Worshipers from all around the Alamogordo Area are invited to participate in SATURDAY NITE PRAISE each Saturday evening at 5PM. We meet at The Gathering Place;1601 Hawaii Ave( corner of 16th and Hawaii streets) Come join us as we enter into God’s “Higher Praise “ through live music, provided by our local Christian Praise teams throughout the Alamogordo and Tularosa basin. Many worshipers in Alamogordo have expressed a desire to have a “MUSIC ONLY” service for worshipers and thus, Saturday Nite Praise exists for 1328 Scenic Dr (575) 437-9987 Free Classes for improving verbal skills FEMA Disaster Assistance Apply by phone 1 (800) 621-3362 Health Office 1207 8th St (575) 437-9340 Birth Certificates Human Resources Department 901 Alaska (575) 437-9210 Housing Authority (575) 437-5621 Rent assistance when funds available (575) 585-9848 (Tularosa) Income Support Division (575) 437-9260 ext. 116 Utilities 1(800) 637-3134 LIHEAP Lions Club Help with glasses Frank Simpkins 437-2602 Parenting Classes such a purpose. Saturday Nite Praise is a musical ministry that exists to offer worshipers a opportunity to seek the presence of God through Praise, Prayer and Worship, affording an opportunity for local christian music ministries to share their worship with others. Our vision is to have a “Play and Pray” type of worship service, where we invite you to come and pray and receive from the lord, as our local praise band plays. When you come to Saturday Nite Worship, you’ll have the opportunity to come into the God’s presence of prayer with our prayer team, as we enter into higher praise and reach into God’s Holy place of prayer. W H AT: S a t u r d a y N i g h t Praise,Worship and Prayer WHO: Worshipers of the most high God WHERE: 1601 Hawaii (The Gathering Place) WHEN: Every 1st and 3rd Saturday nites at 5PM(After October 22nd Call 575-491-3507 [email protected]. THE GATHERING PLACE Welcomes YOU To It’s Pulpit Sunday AM from 9 to 11 AM Come, wait for an opening and share the anointing of God in song, testimony, sermon, etc (575) 437-3040 - ZIA Therapy (575) 585-4818 - Head Start - Tularosa Pregnancy Help Center 1222 N White Sands (575) 437-9800 Social Security Administration (575) 523-0771 - Las Cruces Office 1 (800) 772-1213 Social Services 2200 Indian Wells (575) 434-9770 - CYFD Day Care Services 1 (800) 797-3260 - Child Abuse Freedom Gate Opportunity Center 323 N Delaware Ave (575) 551-1771 Help taking the first steps to freedom from addiction POTLUCK CENTER 816 East 16th Street (575) 551-1771 - A perfect place for wedding recptions, funeral gatherings, family reunions, parties (no drinking, etc.), quilting bees, political rallies, or any other wholesome get together. The cost is minimal, Just a $20.00 minimum plus $1.00 per person over 20 persons. CAPITAN’S FINEST C CLASSIC MEXICAN FOOD “At It’s Very Best” El Paisano Restaurant In Capitan, New Mexico offers friendly service with the finest of New Mexico fare. Feed your spirit as you Satisfy your appetite! THE SPOKESMEN I’M MOVIN’ OUT, DAD! Two men were having coffee, when one of them said:“Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.” The other man said:” Wow, he really said that?” “Well, he didn’t put it quite that way. He actually said...’Dad, I’ve decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.’ From a Washington DC Airport Ticket Agent .......... This would be funnier if these folks were not in charge of passing laws … 1. 1 . I h a d a N e w H a m p s h i r e Congresswoman (Carol SheaPorter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. 2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ‘’I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..’’ 3. Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ‘’Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa .’’ 4. His response -- click.. 5. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, ‘Don’t lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!’’ (OMG) 6. I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ‘’Is it possible to see England from Canada ?’’ I said, ‘’No.’’ She said, ‘’But they look so close on the map’’ (OMG, again!) 7. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas.. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ‘’I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.’’ (Aghhhh) 8. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that. 9. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ‘’Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?’’ I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’ 12 The Peoples Voice These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it ATTORNEY: She had three chiltrue that when a person dies in his dren, right? sleep, he doesn't know about it until WITNESS: Yes. the next morning? ATTORNEY: How many were WITNESS: Did you actually pass boys? the bar exam? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any ATTORNEY: The youngest son , girls? the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I WITNESS: He's 20 , much like need a different attorney. Can I get ATTORNEY: What was the first your IQ. a new attorney? thing your husband said to you that morning? ATTORNEY: Were you present ATTORNEY: How was your first WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, when your picture was taken? marriage terminated? Cathy?' WITNESS: Are you for real? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And why did that ATTORNEY: And by whose death ATTORNEY: So the date of conupset you? was it terminated? ception (of the baby) was August WITNESS: My name is Susan! WITNESS: Take a guess. 8th? ATTORNEY: Do you recall the WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many time that you examined the body? ATTORNEY: And what were you of your autopsies have you perWITNESS: The autopsy started doing at that time? formed on dead people? around 8:30 PM WITNESS: Say WHAT! WITNESS: All of them.. The live ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was ones put up too much of a fight. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance dead at the time? here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? He replied, ‘’Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on WITNESS: No, this is how I dress my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m when I go to work. WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. overweight. I think that’s very rude!’’ After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.. 10.A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ‘’Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?’’ 11.I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked, ‘’How do I know which plane to get on?’’ I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ‘’I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.’’ 12.10Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ‘’I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?’’ I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane. She said, ‘’Yeah, whatever, smarty!’’ 13.M ary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. “Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.’’ I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ‘’Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!’’ 14.A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ‘’I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .’’ I was at a loss for words. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral.. ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Finally, I said, ‘’Are you sure that’s the name of the town?’’ ‘ Ye s , w h a t f l i g h t s d o y o u h a v e ? ’’ r e p l i e d t h e m a n . After some searching, I came back with, ‘’I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.” 15.‘ ’The man retorted, ‘’Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!’’ So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ‘’You don’t mean Buffalo , do you?’’ The reply? ‘’Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.’’ Now you know why the Government is in the shape it’s in! Could ANYONE be this DUMB? YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED. I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.
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