Lust at First Sight - Jessie`s Girl

Dude, you gotta turn off the Atari, put on your
parachute pants, grab your Member's Only jacket,
jump into the Delorean and travel back to Fall
1984...
IS A TOTALLY BITCHIN' MOVIE!!!
Okay, here's the story…
Lust at First Sight
There's this radical dude, Dan, who just transferred to Westmont High. At first
everyone, like thinks he's a total spaz, but then he turns out to be like, pretty
cool, right? So this guy Dan is totally in love with this bodacious babe Heather,
who's even hotter than Madonna, I swear. But she's hooking up with this dude
named Jessie, who’s like in college and won't give Dan the time of day. And
Heather is totally in love - I mean, to the max - with Rick Springfield, who she
thinks is the most awesomest rock star on the planet…
An Offer He CAN’T Refuse!
So this guy Dan is at the mall in front of the Chess King and he asks Heather out and
she's like, "No way!" So then Dan goes, "What if I got you to meet Rick Springfield?"
And Heather's all like, "I'm so sure." But just to shut him up, she makes this deal you
wouldn't believe: She tells Dan she'll totally boff him if he introduces her to Rick
Springfield. What a rush! I mean, how's he ever gonna do that?!
The Time of Their Lives
So Dan and his buds freak out, like totally. They hatch this totally wicked plan to
blackmail Rick f*cking Springfield into playing their senior prom! I know — in your
dreams, right? But remember that dog Rick used to put all over his album covers?
Well, these dudes kidnap Rick's dog and totally try to blackmail him into jammin'
at the prom, bro! But does Rick play along? No WAY! He has a total cow and before
you know it, Dan and the rest of the dudes are hanging off balconies, running from
security guards, getting chased by cops and like totally turn the state of New Jersey
into maximum mayhem!
Well… What Happens?
In the end, do Dan and Heather hook up? Does Rick Get his dog back? Do the
guys, like, go to prison?
Hey don't ask me... READ THE ACTUAL SCRIPT! It's totally awesome!
WESTMONT HIGH
CLASS OF 1985
BETH… “BEST LOOKING, MOST POPULAR”
DAN… “THE NEW KID”
Sterling Knight
Nick Jonas
Mitchell Musso
Michael Seater
HEATHER… “THE WORLD’S BIGGEST RICK SPRINGFIELD
FAN” (AND THE OBJECT OF DAN’S DESIRE)
Shenae Grimes Laura Breckenridge Emily Osment
Rumor Willis
CENZO… “YOU WANT IT, HE’LL GET IT”
Penn Badgley
Selena Gomez
Malese Jow
Taylor Momsen Jennette McCurdy
CRAIG… “THE POPULAR KID”
Cody Linley
Austin Butler
Jason Dolley
Jesse McCartney
MATT… “ATHLETIC, COCKY & CRAIG’S PARTNER IN CRIME”
Ed Westwick
Corbin Bleu
Steven R. McQueen Ben Hollingsworth
Carter Jenkins
David Henrie
Ricky Ullman
EUGENE… “THE GEEK, THE NERD, THE DWEEB”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse Kevin McHale
Nathan Kress
Tony Oller
TIMI… “BETH’S SHADOW AND JUST AS HOT”
Katerina Graham
Amber Stevens
Sahara Garey
KeKe Palmer
PARENTS & FACULTY
WESTMONT HIGH
MISS ARMSTRONG
Molly Ringwald
MR. FARMER
Anthony Michael Hall
MR. McDONOUGH
Andrew McCarthy
MRS. CLEARY
Ally Sheedy
MR. DALE
Jon Cryer (ATTACHED)
C. THOMAS HOWELL
C. Thomas Howell
MR. CLEARY
Judd Nelson
MRS. DRESCHER
Demi Moore
RON WEISNER
William Katt (ATTACHED)
RECORD EXECUTIVE
Rob Lowe
BOUNCER
William Zabka
POLICE OFFICER
Steve Guttenberg
JESSIE
Corey Feldman
VEE JAYS
Original MTV VJ’s
SIMON THE “DOG GUARD”
Lou Ferrigno
POLICE OFFICER
Michael Winslow
AND RICK SPRINGFIELD
As “Rick Springfield”
(ATTACHED WITH LETTER OF INTENT)
VARSITY TEAM
Karen McCullah Lutz
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Karen McCullah Lutz co-wrote the movies Legally Blonde starring Reese
Witherspoon, 10 Things I Hate About You starring Julia Stiles and Heath
Ledger, She’s the Man starring Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum, Ella
Enchanted starring Anne Hathaway,The House Bunny (also Executive
Produced) starring Anna Farris & Colin Hanks and The UglyTruth starring
Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler. She currently has projects in
development at Paramount, Sony, Universal, New Line, Intermedia & more.
Karen is a graduate of James Madison University in Virginia. Before becoming a screenwriter and
novelist, her careers included marketing for an investment firm, public relations for environmental
non-profits, painting furniture that she sold in galleries in New Mexico, travel writing, and teaching
creative workshops to teen gang members. Her first novel, “The Bachelorette Party” is a best seller
and is currently in development as a motion picture.
Karen has lived in the Philippines, Maryland, Japan, New Jersey, Virginia, New Mexico, and Colorado.
She moved to Los Angeles in the 1990’s after the sale of her first script. She currently resides in
the Hollywood Hills with her husband Walter and her dog Millie. When not writing, she hikes, surfs
and travels. She also wastes several hours a day checking her email and watching soap operas.
Karen’s films have been hugely successful, collectively generating $350,000,000 in domestic box
office with DVD sales in the tens of millions.
FILMOGRAPHY
VARSITY TEAM
Richard Schenkman
DIRECTOR / WRITER / PRODUCER
Richard Schenkman has spent the last decade writing, directing and producing feature films,
starting with The Pompatus of Love, which he wrote with Emmy Award Winner Jon Cryer and
Adam Oliensis. It premiered at the Hamptons Film Fest, and was released theatrically. He
then directed the action/drama October 22 for Nu Image/Millennium Films, and followed that
with Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God... Be Back by Five, his second collaboration
with Jon Cryer. It won numerous awards on the festival circuit, was theatrically released, and
successfully acquired by Blockbuster as an exclusive rental title. Later, he and Cryer set up
the sitcom pilot “Us and Them” at 20th Century Fox Television, and a romantic comedy at VH1. Schenkman wrote VH1’s
pilot for an original animated Elvis series, and crafted commercials and promos, most notably two award winning Mill
Valley Film Festival trailers. He also directed episodes of Dick Wolf’s Arrest and Trial.
Next he wrote and directed VH1’s original movie A Diva’s Christmas Carol, starring Vanessa Williams which was a
holiday ratings blockbuster and continues to air annually.
2007 saw the release of two new feature films: And Then Came Love, a romantic-comedy starring Vanessa Williams
and Eartha Kitt, and Jerome Bixby’s The Man From Earth, based on the final screenplay by the legendary sciencefiction author, which has won many awards and is still on the international festival circuit. He also served as a guest
faculty member of the LA Film School, teaching comedy directing via a production of “Fawlty Towers”.
Prior to his feature film career, Schenkman spent more than a decade in the corporate media world. He was one of the
original staffers at MTV: Music Television, creating distinctive and award-winning promos, network ID’s, marketing
videos and documentary programs.
All of Richard's films have received distribution from major studios including Warner, Starz, Paramount, Millennium,
Genius / Weinstein Co. and more. Every Richard Schenkman film has been completed at or under budget and his films
on average earn a 284% return on investment (in relation to the film's negative cost and does not count "Diva's
Christmas" because it’s a TV movie) which have made his films profitable for producers and distributors alike.
FILMOGRAPHY
VARSITY TEAM
Eric D. Wilkinson
WRITER / PRODUCER
Eric D. Wilkinson has over fifteen years experience in the entertainment
industry in sales, marketing and producing. After starting his career in local
television in Atlantic City, New Jersey, Eric went on to work for several
studios including 20th Century Fox, MGM, Sony Pictures and Starz / Anchor
Bay. During his career, Eric oversaw the home entertainment marketing
campaigns for films such as Dog Run (from the Executive Producers of Kids,
Michael Chambers and Patrick Panzerella), Jump starring Amanda Peet and
James LeGros,The Autumn Heart starring Ally Sheedy, Under the Skin
starring Samantha Morton, Homage starring Frank Whaley & Blythe Danner,
My Life’s in Turnaround starring Phoebe Cates, Drawing Flies (from Executive Producers Kevin Smith
and Scott Mosier) starring Jason Lee and Richard Schenkman’s Went to Coney Island on a Mission From
God… Be Back By Five, in addition to his own films as producer.
Eric’s first film as a producer, Jerome Bixby’s The Man From Earth, starring Tony Todd, John Billingsley,
William Katt, David Lee Smith, Richard Riehle and Ellen Crawford has gone on to be a financial, critical,
and festival success. In addition to becoming a “cult classic” in just two short years, it now has the proud
distinction of being one of IMDb’s most popular science fiction films of all time.
Eric’s most recent film, iMurders stars William Forsythe, Tony Todd, Gabrielle Anwar, Joanne Baron,
Margaret Colin and Academy Award Nominee Charles Durning. Eric recently shepherded and oversaw the
sale of iMurders to Starz Entertainment / Anchor Bay and is scheduled for release in the fourth quarter
of 2009.
FILMOGRAPHY
COMEDIES SIMILAR TO
The domestic box office and DVD numbers of other films similar to
Movie
Domestic Box Office*
DVD / Blu-Ray Unit Sales**
Distributor
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$ 121,463,226
$ 80,245,725
$ 57,231,747
$ 55,474,756
$ 50,572,589
$ 38,252,284
$ 17,231,291
$ 16,044,025
$ 14,787,109
$ 10,391,003
$ 6,409,528
$ 4,502,604
$ 4,217,115
Television Series
4,000,000
2,000,000
2,600,000
1,800,000
1,300,000
1,400,000
108,000***
107,000***
not yet available
140,000
100,000***
100,000
440,000
200,000
Sony / Columbia
New Line / Warner
Sony / Revolution
20th Century Fox
Warner Bros.
Sony / Columbia
Sony / Screen Gems
Miramax / Disney
20th Century Fox
Paramount
20th Century Fox
Yari Film Group
New Line / Warner
Shout! Factory
Superbad
The Wedding Singer
13 Going On 30
Never Been Kissed
Music & Lyrics
Not Another Teen Movie
Fired Up
Adventureland
I Love You, Beth Cooper
The Perfect Score
The Rocker
Kickin’ It Old Skool
Detroit Rock City
Freaks & Geeks
*Box Office Mojo
**Nielsen Videoscan thru 9/6/09. Nielsen data does not include Wal-Mart sales. Wal-Mart sales estimated based on BPI (Branch Percentage Index).
***Title was released in 2009, Number does not reflect full sales.