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Volume 33, Issue 3 November 20, 2008 the treaty parkway south high school 801 Hanna Rd, Manchester, MO 63021 ‘THE NEW DAWN OF AMERICAN LEADERSHIP’ Obama, Nixon win, local issues decided Grant Trower News writer Features pg pg. 2 * Amnesty International * Club Grateful Opinions pg. 4-5 * Phiten Necklaces * Body Image Sports pg. 8-9 * Girls Tennis Team * Super Fan O n Nov. 4 Democrat Senator Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States of America. Obama’s election marks the first time an African American will serve as Commander In Chief. Sophomore Gajan Mathivanan said the election was exciting and interesting to watch. “It was an election that was worth while to stay up and watch, but after witnessing Obama break 300 electoral votes, the election was clearly over. Obama was victorious and history has been made,” said Mathivanan. Obama won the election with 63.1 million total votes, which was 53 percent. Republican Senator John McCain’s garnered 57.6 million votes, or 46 percent of the vote. Obama won 28 states which gave him 349 electoral votes to McCain’s 163. Obama won the female vote, and the youth vote from ages 18-29. The results were conclusive this year favoring Barack Obama. There was no need for a recount like the 2000 election. After Obama was declared the winner, he spoke in front of more than 100,000 people along with millions more from around the globe. Obama made his victory speech on the night of the election in Chicago, Illinois. He said there are many tasks to come. “This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time: to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one; that while we breath; we hope; and we are met with cynicism and doubt and those who tell us we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people, Yes we can,” Obama said. Obama ran on a platform of change. Among other statements, he promised to cut taxes on the middle class, and pull troops out of Iraq. “I think that Obama will last as president because he has connected with many middle class people, and his plan will help stabilize the economy,” said Mathivanan. In his victory speech Obama acknowledged those who did not vote for him. “And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too,” he said. Besides the presidential election, voters in Missouri decided the governor’s race, as well as voting on many local propositions. The governor’s race was between Republican Congressman Kenny Hulshof and Democrat Attorney General Jay Nixon. Nixon won the race with 58 percent of Missouri votes. Nixon replaces Republican Matt Blunt, turning over the Governor’s Mansion to the Democratic Party. In his victory Entertainment pg. 11 * Relient K * 101.1 FM Station Centerspread pg. 6-7 Backpage pg. 12 Casting Her Ballot: A Parkway South student votes in the Kids Voting program on Election Day. Sen. Obama won the South Kid’s Vote. Photo by Nikki Groves. Number 44: PresidentElect Barack Obama on Election Night in Chicago, Illinois (AP). speech in St. Louis, Nixon said he has three main priorities for his time as governor of Missouri. “I will fight to turn our economy around, fix our broken health care system and make college more affordable for middle-class families,” said Nixon. A controversial proposition decided this November was Proposition A which passed. Prop A eliminates Missouri’s’ $500 loss limit at Casinos. Under current law a portion of casino revenues go toward education, so the theory is without a loss limit casinos will generate more revenue, thus giving schools more revenue. History teacher Barb Ryan said she voted against Prop. A. “I don’t like the idea of Proposition A, because families from our schools will lose most of their money with no spending limits,” she said. Another proposition which passed involves the Parkway School District. Prop S was a no-tax levy bond issue that will give the District $87 million for infrastructure improvements. South High improvements will include revamping the North Parking Lot, science classrooms, fine arts department, and improvements to technology school-wide. In addition, all other Parkway School buildings will receive improvements from this money. Principal Gary Mazzola said he was pleased that Proposition S passed. “Thanks to the tax payers, we appreciate your support. We will be able to do some fantastic things with the money,” Mazzola said. 2 Features November 20, 2008 Fighting for a cause and helping mankind Meghan Scanlon Features Writer T his year Amnesty International, a human rights group at South, is working to raise money and awareness about the genocide in Darfur. Nicole Daniels, English teacher, is the teacher sponsor for the club, which is part of a nationwide organization. Daniels said the Amnesty chapter at South was started about five years ago. “It was created by a South graduate, Mariam [Nawas], and her friends when they were sophomores. She got it started all on her own,” said Daniels. “Originally Dr. [Gretchen] Fleming was the teacher who did it, and I sort of took over after a year or so.” Daniels said she had been involved with Amnesty International before it came to the school. Since she supports the program, she was excited when it finally got started at South. “The best part of being involved with Amnesty is being able to help people around the world achieve freedom and improving human rights,” Daniels said. “It also exposes kids to what’s happening around the world--stuff they can help with.” Celia McManus, senior, is one of the people who joined the organization for that reason. She and Bailey Wallace, junior, are the club’s officers. “Amnesty shows people that not everybody has what we do,” said McManus. “I am very lucky to be an American, who isn’t threatened or in poverty, and I want to share that. I want the rest of the world to have the same freedom I do.” According to Daniels, the club’s meetings, which take place every other week, are usually attended by 25 to 40 people. Ryan Zerillo, sophomore, is one of the members. “Last meeting we discussed a trip to the regional Amnesty conference, since it’s going to be in St. Louis this year,” said Zerillo. “We also talked about having a night this semester where we would show stuff like Invisible Children documentaries and have raffles and games and try to raise money. It’s going to be fun!” According to Daniels, Amnesty raised more than $1,200 for its causes last year through various fundraising. “We always have a Krispy Kreme fund raiser at school, and out of school we’ve done a McAllister’s Night where a percent of all of the bills go to our cause,” said McManus. “Last year we made a CD too. I don’t think we’re doing another one, but last year’s is still on sale!” Brad Tucker, sophomore, bought one of the CD’s last year. “I don’t really know that much about Amnesty International, but I’ve heard the money goes to a good cause, so it felt like a good way to spend my $10,” said Tucker. Daniels said the majority of the money from this year’s fundraising is going to Sudan, where the Darfur genocide is going on, but they donate to other causes as well. “Darfur was our cause two years ago, and since we felt like the problem hasn’t been getting better, we decided to revisit it this year,” said Daniels. “I think students have heard about the genocide there, but they probably don’t know much, so it is Amnesty’s job to educate them on what is happening.” According to www. genocideindarfur.net, the conflict began when two opposition groups from the Darfur region of Sudan, who claim the government oppresses nonArabs, launched an uprising in 2003. In response, Sudan’s government has financed Arab militant groups, which are committing genocide against innocent civilians in Darfur. 400,000 have been killed. Daniels said there has not been a cease fire agreement that all parties have agreed to so far. Taylor Maxwell, junior, joined Amnesty International this year. “I think it’s a cool organization and I wanted to try and make a difference in the world,” said Maxwell. Maxwell said the group is already working to help people this year. “I am very lucky to be an American, who isn’t threatened or in poverty, and I want to share that. I want the rest of the world to have the same freedom I do,” said McManus. Helping Protect Human Rights: Amnesty International representatives (l-r) Morgan Reno, Doug Cassavar, Celia McManus, Taylor Maxwell, and Casie Gish show off the banner for the Homecoming parade. Photo Courtesy Alynn McManus. “We wrote letters at one meeting and sent them to Sudan about freeing hostages who are held unjustly,” said Maxwell. “Petitioning a problem in the world felt like we were actually doing something worthwhile. Most clubs don’t make you feel like that.” According to a sheet given to Amnesty members, roughly 150 Darfuri people were forcefully arrested in the Sudanese capital, and are being held without charge. They are at risk of torture. Appeals for them to be either charged fairly or released, and treated humanely, will be sent to the Sudanese government officials. “If you have any interest at all in these causes, just come to a meeting, even if you don’t know that much about it,” said McManus. “It’s never too late to join us and it only takes one person to start a whole cause!” November 20, 2008 3 Features Anne Erehart: makes learning math fun Kelsey Stoskopf Features Writer T here are many new teachers to South this year, but one in particular is math teacher Anne Erehart. Erehart is currently subbing in place of Anne Doll, who is on pregnancy leave. She will continue to sub until Doll is able to return. However, this is not her first teaching job. Before having kids, Erehart was a full time math teacher in Indiana. When she moved to Missouri she didn’t take on another full time teaching job. She has been a youth leader at the First Evangelical Free Church for awhile and last year she subbed at Kirkwood as a math teacher. Along with teaching, Erehart enjoys reading, working outside, and spending time with her family. “I was very panicked when I first found out I would be subbing for Mrs. Doll, because I found out only a week before school started,” said Erehart. “Although I was panicked to get everything together on time, I was also very excited.” Erehart teaches three classes: Algebra 2/Trig., Algebra 1A, and Algebra 1B. She said she likes teaching her students and tries many ways to keep them involved in class. “Since classes are an hour and a half long, I like to keep them fun and try to vary the activities so students don’t get too bored,” said Erehart. “To keep them interested I like to involve How do you do this again?: Anne Erehart spends Academic Lab in the Commons helping her students understand mathematical concepts. Photo by Chelsea Scott. them in activities instead of me just lecturing the whole time. I think it is also important to help kids to make learning math fun.” She said it is hard to keep kids excited about math so she tries and liven it up with telling jokes and making them laugh. “She always adds jokes to her teachings and she is always happy, this makes it more interesting,” said Victoria Young, sophomore. There are many students who think highly of Erehart. “I love Erehart. She has a very energetic personality, which makes her class fun,” said Elana Caratachea, junior. Another student that thinks fondly of Erehart is junior Grace Baker. “I see her more as a friend than a teacher,” said Baker. “She is someone I know I can always go to with anything.” Erehart has three kids, two daughters and a son. Payne is seven, Ellie is 13 and Kaiti is 15 and a sophomore at South. “Most kids would hate having their mom or dad teach at the school they go to, but I like having her here,” said Kaiti Erehart. “I don’t really see her too much, so it doesn’t really bother me. She also helps me with any homework I may need help in, especially math.” Students not only like Erehart’s personality, but they also enjoy her teaching style and the fact that she is able to give one on one attention too. “I think Mrs. Erehart is a really good teacher,” said Young. “She is really nice and she helps me whenever I need it. I go in for ac lab every day and she gives me the help I need.” Erehart said she loves working with teens. “They are the best age group to work with, in my opinion,” said Erehart. This is the first time Mrs. Erehart has been a full time teacher at South. “I love teaching and everything that comes with it,” said Erehart. “I like the interactions with the high school students and I love the new friendships I have with many of the teachers.” After the semester is over Doll will return, which means Erehart will be done with her subbing job. “I’m going to miss my students and the entire faculty here at South, very much when Mrs. Doll comes back,” said Erehart. Deadheads unite for South’s Club Grateful Josh Smith News Writer I f you like tie-dye, arts and crafts, helping people, and music, then Club Grateful may be for you. This fall there is a new after-school club for students to get involved in. The group is called Club Grateful. It meets twice a month on Thursday afternoons immediately following school and it is open to any student who would like to be involved. It is lead by art teacher Carrie Finnestead and is attended by a variety of students, from freshmen to seniors. Currently, the club has about 15 to 25 members. The name of the club comes from the Grateful Dead, an American rock band that formed in 1965, and inspired a popular cult following, the members of which became known as “deadheads.” The band’s concerts became known for their docile and accepting crowd, who promoted peace and good-will. Finnestead, Parkway South’s very own “deadhead,” started Club Grateful with the purpose of sharing some of the values of peace and goodwill that she learned while following the band. “It’s the interconnectedness of [the followers of the band] that I really loved. In this club I want to give people a taste of what the best parts of that were. Everyone was tolerant, connected, and accepting. That’s what I really want,” said Finnestead. “The club started as a bunch of kids who wanted to do a tie-dye club. They called it ‘Tie-dye Friday.’ I thought that was boring, so I started to think about how I could talk about the cool things I learned while following the Grateful Dead, including stuff about environmentalism, service and charity work, veggie cooking, and some arts and crafts.” Sean Cahill, senior, is the club’s co-founder. “The club is for the whole crowd of people who love art and music, and it brings them together. We learn how to tie-dye, make bookmarks, do crafts and stuff, socialize, and listen to music. It’s a good way to relieve stress at the end of the day, and it’s something to look forward to after a day of math and science and school classes. It’s just a community of people who all appreciate each other,” Cahill said. Although fun is a big part of Club Grateful, it is not its only purpose. The club will participate in service projects and fund-raisers for nonprofit organizations. For example, the club participated in a canned food drive in October. The club will also make crafts to sell at the school craft fair. “The idea is that it is a charitable service club. That is the whole reason I decided to start this club. It costs money to do all the crafts that we do, so we sell them, and half goes to the club and the other half goes to charities. We will make stuff for the December craft fair and we will have a winter charity. In the spring we are thinking about holding and all-school tie-dye for charity,” said Finnestead. The charitable purpose of the club is known to other students. “It sounds like fun and it helps Tie-Dye not just for hippies: Tyler Fuson, junior, and Brandy Clough, freshman, prepare to tie-dye. the community,” said senior Danielle Hennessey. Teachers have also recognized the value of a school group like Club Grateful. “I think it’s a great way for kids to get involved. They are putting their time to good use, talking about tiedye, and peace, and love. They are trying to find solutions to the world’s problems, instead of contributing to them. I’m grateful we have this club!” said Robb Bock, marketing teacher. The club is open to any student who would like to participate, but real participation is necessary. “This club is for the kids who typically wouldn’t join a club. Anybody can join, they just have to do the service work before they can take stuff they make home,” said Finnestead. In this way, the club encourages the students involved to actually participate in community service instead of just showing up one week to tie-dye a shirt, because the purpose of the club is not just to have fun and socialize, but to do that while impacting the community in a positive way. “I think it’s really cool that they’re helping needy people,” Grace Baker, junior, said. “It’s a creative way for a group of students to come together for a common goal. I would go to the club to help people, and who doesn’t like tie-dye!” 4 Opinions November 20, 2008 Teens strive to squeeze into perfection Leslie Applelbaum Opinions Writer ody Image. What does it mean and how does it affect who we are? In high school your body image can make you or break you. The skinny girls with the lady lumps and the tall boys with muscles are typically thought of as “hot” by the opposite sex. People diet and workout to strive for that hot body but that doesn’t improve who we are as human beings. Everyone has things about their body that they don’t like. Whether you want a flatter stomach, tighter butt, or more muscular arms, body image can affect your self esteem. People let how they look on the outside influence how they feel on the inside. Flipping through magazines you see perfect body after perfect body. Those people devote their lives to body image. Looking perfect is a profession for them and if they lose their toned body, they lose their job. Some people don’t realize that pictures in magazines have been airbrushed to perfection. Even models have flaws, but magazines try to cover them up and emphasize unrealistic perfection. Runway models look like toothpicks and can make a lot of average girls think that they’re fat. Not every girl is made to be a size zero, and that’s not a bad things. People are supposed to be different shapes and sizes and that is what makes us B individuals. The fight for a “perfect” body can be a dangerous road. It can lead to illnesses and painful surgeries. Eating disorders can be caused by body image problems and I blame the press. Magazines and movies are filled with stick skinny girls and leave the ordinary girl feeling insecure. In Hollywood, body image problems can even lead to plastic surgery. The show Dr. 90210 shows just how normal having your body revamped can be. People are going in for liposuction or augmentations all the time. Whether it’s a fight against aging or gaining weight, these people are willing to invest thousands of dollars into improving their body. Skinny models may be perfect on the outside, but what’s going on inside is very different. An average model is 5’8” to 5’10” and weighs 110 pounds to 125 pounds. A girl who is 5’10” and weighs 125 has a BMI of 17.9. A BMI of18.5 and under is considered underweight which makes these model’s sizes unhealthy. Someone at that height needs to be at least 130 pounds to be in the healthy weight zone. Being underweight can increase your chances of osteoporosis and the effectiveness of your immune systems may suffer. Also, women who are underweight may face problems with infertility. Females have to have enough fat to be able to support a growing baby. MTV has a new show coming out that shows how much girls have to sacrifice to obtain the runway look. ‘Model Maker’ will take regular girls and transform them into real models. The girls who are interviewed for the show have to be willing to shed at least 30 pounds. MTV posted on their site, “MTV is looking for girls willing to shed the pounds (30-80 lbs), become a model, and win $100,000!” This show will only encourage unhealthy habits for teenage girls who also feel the need to shed pounds. This year ‘America’s Next Top Model’ winner redefined the definition of model. Whitney Thomas won as the first plus sized model. She is a size 14 and is drop dead gorgeous. She works the runway and she doesn’t have to starve herself for it. Upon winning the show, she did a shoot for Seventeen Magazine in which she sported a bikini. She is living proof that a girl can be beautiful and not a size 2. Is being five pounds lighter going to make you a better person? Are tight abs going to make you more comfortable with yourself? Being happy with yourself should be because of the kind of person you are, but America seems to have lost track of that. The media is giving people unreal expectations for how they should look. Being healthy should be a priority in everyone’s life, but having a “perfect” body is not going to ensure you happiness. National Holidays are worth the effort Let’s honor lost lives with new holidays Mary Elgin Opinions Writer A lthough the United States celebrates many significant national holidays, there are a few days that have been vastly overlooked. National holidays, such as Independence Day, Memorial Day, and Labor Day, are a big part of American culture. They give us the chance to celebrate our history and freedom. It’s a time to rejoice in our prosperity and accomplishments. And let’s face it; most of them give many people a day off from work or school. However, it’s difficult to pass a day as a national holiday; each state legalizes them through the legislative process or by executive order. The last national holiday to be accepted was Martin Luther King Day in 1986. There is also another major downside. A few national holidays, like Columbus Day, are unneeded and wasteful while days like Sept. 11 and Dec. 7 are not nationally recognized as holidays. As every American knows, Sept. 11, 2001 was the day 19 terrorists hijacked four American passenger planes. Two collided into each of the World Trade Center towers, one smashed into the Pentagon, and the last crashed in a field in Pennsylvania. In just a few short hours, Osama bin Laden’s terrorists managed to extinguish more than 2,800 innocent lives. The attacks destroyed our sense of security, threw us into chaos, and triggered the extended worldwide “War On Terrorism.” Dec. 7, 1941 was also along the Adviser Gavin Brady Editor in Chief News Editor Features Editor Opinions Editor Sports Editor Ent. Editor Backpage Editor Centerspread Editor Brian Kenney Curtis Kalin Morgan Simpson Chelsea Scott and Taylor Cross Brian Kenney Kyle Alexander Nicole DeClue Jamie Miller News Writers Features Writers Opinions Writers Sports Writers Ent. Writers same lines as Sept. 11. The 1941 Japanese attack of the U. S. Navy base in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii was just as horrifying and alarming. The base was destructed and more than 2,400 souls were lost. Just as Sept. 11 caused the beginning of the war in Iraq, Dec. 7 caused the Americans to enter the Allies’ side in World War II. So why aren’t these two days being recognized as national holidays? Isn’t it only fitting that a few of the darkest days in U. S. history become commemorated for all those poor citizens who laid down their lives for the greater good? No, we choose not to. Instead, we waste space in our calendars coming up with other holidays like Columbus Day. Ok, here’s the truth: Columbus wasn’t the first one to discover America. I don’t care how many times your Katie Baerveldt, Josh Smith, Grant Trower Amy Crosby, Meghan Scanlon, Kelsey Stoskopf, Brandon White Leslie Appelbaum, Mary Elgin, Dan Meyer, Usman Khan Brandon Cochrell, Taylor Howe, Mark Regan Mike Marcanik, Darniane Rose Lori Amos, Megan Caratachea, Alan Taylor, Bailey Wallace The Treaty will strive to serve as a public forum of Parkway South by reflecting the views, interests and concerns of the student body. The Treaty is produced by newspaper classes at Parkway South at 801 Hanna Road, Manchester, Missouri. Phone (314)415-9788. Student editors are responsible for the magizine’s content. Undesignated edirorials reflect the opinion of the edirotal board and are written by the opinions editor. Signed editorials reflect the personal opinion of the writer only. Letters are welcome and encouraged, but should be limited to 300 words due to size constraints. kindergarten teacher told you the “In 1492...” rhyme, it just isn’t true. He wasn’t even expecting or planning on landing in America. Columbus only came here by pure accident – he got lost. So again, why should we celebrate the day this man arrived here? It just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Sept. 11 and Dec. 7 are dates in our country’s history that really deserve our undying attention. They were horrible experiences and memories for Americans, but none of us can change what has happened in the past. So if we can’t change these days, then the only thing we can do is make them national holidays so that future generations will learn of the victims’ love for their country and their ultimate sacrifice. Furthermore, all school should be canceled on those days. What is a national holiday if you can’t take the time to appreciate and honor it? They might as well not even exist if there was still school on national holidays. People need time to show their respect. And why are they only barely mentioned? We have a moment of silence on Sept. 11 and a small mention on Dec. 7, but other than that it’s just a normal day. No one says anything about it at all for the rest of the day. We should do so much more. It’s the least we can do for our country. Holidays like Sept. 11 and Dec. 7 should be national holidays. They are important dates in our story as a country and they need to be more than just merely remembered. They should be honored by every citizen in our country, but the people of this country need to take action. This is a need, not a want. Our country shouldn’t ever forget and what better way to sustain our remembrance than to make those days become national holidays? 5 Opinions November 20, 2008 Phiten products are popular with athletes Are they a placebo or not? Dan Meyer Opinions Writer he hot item in sports right now is Phiten products, but do they work? I think the Phiten products do work, but not for the reasons that the Phiten company wants you to think. Phiten products were developed in Japan. They were developed by Yoshihiro Hirata in 1982. Phiten comes from the Greek letter phi, which symbolizes a perfect balance in the natural world. Their products are made of titanium. The company first became popular with Japanese athletes. They then became popular in the U.S. and are worn by many athletes including former Cy Young winner Brandon Webb, pro golfer Sergio Garcia, and USA Olympic softball pitcher Jennie Finch. According to Phiten.com, these products help promote relaxation, enhance circulation, and reduce stress. The company makes necklaces, bracelets, wrist bands, patches, and many more products. They became fashionable in Major League Baseball when the Boston Red Sox wore them during their 2004 World Series win. Now more than 200 Major League Baseball players wear them. Even non athletes have worn them for their many benefits. A person can buy one of their products at sports stores including Sports Authority and at their web site. Some of the critics of Phiten products can not see how a necklace, bracelet, wrist band, or patch can help someone improve headaches, stress, etc. It is hard to believe that something as simple as a necklace can help improve all that. All they do is sit around your neck. How can that help with some of life’s worst problems? The reason that people have had success with Phiten’s products is because if a person thinks that a product will work, it will work. This is known as the placebo effect. Of course, there is a possibility that these products do in fact work and help with the stuff they are supposed to help with. In a 2005 article in the New York Times, Scott Miller, the marketing representative for Phiten, said “This product stabilizes the flow of electricity if you are tired or stressed.” I assume that many scientists have tested Phiten products and if they were frauds, they would expose them. Phiten products just seem too good to be real. Products are as good as the consumer makes them to be. When somebody goes to a restaurant and says “This is the best steak I ever had” it might not be, but it is the opinion of the consumer. Another person might go and hate the steak, and that is their opinion. I just think that is the whole idea of Phiten’s products. I say bravo to the owners of the Phiten Company for making such a popular product. I even have one and I can admit that it has reduced my stress level. The placebo effect has worked for many years and it has worked again with the invention of Phiten products. It honestly is just too good to be true. Different people have different opinions on a lot of different topics. These products could work, but the main reason that the product has been so successful is because of the assumption that if somebody wears their product, they will become successful at their goal. Also a lot of people probably wear them because other people around them wear them. Sometimes that is the best way to sell products. Why would somebody waste $25 on a necklace that they don’t think will work? The company has done a good job of exposing the weaknesses of our human need. With so many athletes wearing Phiten products, our human need wants to know if it will work. If an athlete like Brandon Webb wears it and endorses it, then will it work for me? No matter if the product works, the Phiten Company should be congratulated for making such a popular product that so many people wear all over the world. I might be a sucker, but I still wear my Phiten necklace every day. Chris Ferlis, senior Lauren Brandon, sophomore Mylleck Gentry, junior T Your 15 minutes Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Australia? A: Crocodile Dundee Q: What is your favorite time of day? A: 8:00 at night when everything is done and I get to watch Adult Swim Q: What three foods would you feast on? A: Mac and Cheese, Batman fruit snacks, and Sun chips Q:What is the most exotic food you have ever eaten? A: Shark A: Cowboy Bebop Q: What is / was your favorite stuffed animal? A: Vlasis Park Q: What would you title your autobiography? Q: What is your favorite cartoon movie? Q: If somebody carved a statue of you, what park would you want it to be in? Q:What is the worst movie you have ever seen? A: A seal... named Seal. A: Mess-ups in the LIfe of Lauren Brandon Q: What is your favorite time of day? A: Spirited Killer, because it was the worst martial arts movie I’ve ever seen A: Whenever it gets dark. Q: What color doesn’t look good on you? and a huge disappointment. A: Yellow Q: What do you consider the worst household chore? A: Raking leaves Q: What is / was your favorite stuffed animal? Q: What is your favorite cartoon movie? A: Space Jam Q: What is your favorite dish at a Chinese Restaurant? A: A ninja bear from my grandma A: Sweet and Sour Pork A: The Fearless Ferlis A: Cleaning the toilets Q: What would you title your autobiography? Q: What do you consider the worst household chore? Q: What is your favorite dish at a Chinese Restaurant? A: I get a combination plate with an egg roll, hot braised chicken, and some fried rice. Q: What do you consider the worst household chore? A: Mopping and sweeping. It’s so easy, but I just can’t stand it. Q: If somebody carved a statue of you, what park would you want it to be in? A: Fairground Park Q: What is your favorite time of day? A: When school lets out. Q: What would you title your autobiography? A: The Leik Q: What three foods would you feast on? A: Chicken, spaghetti, and fish Q: What is your favorite cartoon movie? A: The Boondocks Q: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Australia? A: Kangaroos 6 Centerspread November 20, 2008 Battle the B In the Zo ne: sil Eric Alb m his band recht, freshman, take mates. sa ent cue for ows h s , n ma fresh uitar and , y ff u ean D y played g S : reatltitask. Duff h T u le Doubs ability to mgins... off hi r So It Be fo sang Music Man: Paul Hampton, fres hman, plays with his band, Flat Line Pulse. m m u S Centerspread November 20, 2008 e of Bands halk, c s tt o Jon G ide won the : t a to Be delaide. 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Some accomplishments achieved by the team included a big win against 4-1 Eureka on Sept. 3, with a convincing 6 to 1 win. In addition, the girls went out and took it to Holt High School with an outstanding 7-0 shutout victory. Junior Carley Morrison, varsity player, was excited about the bashing of Eureka. “Beating Eureka that bad was a big thrill. They are always tough, and this year we came out strong and took it to ‘em,” said Morrison. The Patriots started out strong with an opening win against Oakville; however, they suffered a minor setback against MICDS. The next five games continued in this sea saw fashion, with a win shortly followed by a loss, until South took on Holt, Parkway North, Lindbergh, and Nerinx Hall. After these four consecutive wins, the girls were sitting pretty with a 7-3 record. “I knew we had to break out of this win loss streak if we were going to have any kind of successful season. Thankfully, we picked a good time to do it, and won four games in a row,” said junior Julie Stratmann. With this four match winning streak in mind, the girls were beginning to prepare for their district matches. “If we didn’t pick it up at the end, we had no chance in districts. I think all the girls felt the urgency, and picked up their game,” said senior varsity player Lisa McCarthy. It was because of this, that the team was successful in winning their district, and moving on to sectionals. Unfortunately, the girls were routed by rival Lafeyette High School. It was a close match that had Lafeyette players nervous. While the match had a high level of intensity, and the girls from South put up a tough fight, it was not quite enough to overcome the Lancers. The girls suffered a 5-4 loss in the game to put them in the top eight in the state. However, senior Laura Richardson continued her impressive season at the state tournament in Springfield. Richardson finished second in the tournament, the highest a Parkway South girl’s tennis player has ever finished. “Obviously I would have liked to win,” said Richardson, “but it is a huge honor to know that no other girl in South’s history has done what I did.” This year, the Parkway South tennis team has seen a surge in new coming players. In past years, there has never been more than 50 girls that come out for the team. This year, there were a total of 70 girls that were interested in the Parkway South Tennis Team. A new member of the team this year, junior Danielle Kuske explains why she wanted to join the team. “I wanted to join because I was looking to keep in shape with a fall sport, and tennis has always interested me. I also knew a lot of people on the team, who had said it was a lot of fun, so I decided to give it a try,” said Kuske. Obviously this new interest in tennis was shared among the other 70 girls that came out for the team, and because of this, South was able to put together a very competitive team. Tanurchis feels that the turn out is also due in large part to his teaching position at Hanna Woods elementary. “We had our largest number ever tryout - 70 players! We also had nearly 20 players who used to attend Hanna Woods where I teach P.E. and Health. So it’s really special to see these kids grow up that I’ve known since Kindergarten!” said Coach Tanurchis. There are times when a whole lot of people go out for a team and it is not necessarily the best possible scenario. When there are too many people, it is difficult to practice and give specific attention to each member of the team. However, senior leader Laura Richardson said the mix of veterans and rookies worked out well, and everyone was able to help each other to get better. “I know that I did my best to work with the new girls on the team as much as I worked on my game. Helping others figure out how to play the game right reinforces what I need to work on in my personal game.” said Richardson. With the help of senior leadership and hard work the team was able to improve throughout the year. “Since we have a lot of new girls on the team, we might not have the experience and talent level of the other schools, but it is obvious that we work hard and everyone on the team gives there all and that’s what separates us from every school in the area. No team can compare to us in those areas,” said Richardson. With the success of this season, and the miraculous turn out, there will be a lot of build up to the girl’s 2009 season. “We had a good run this year,” said senior Stephanie Sandler, “and we look to work hard in the off season to improve our game so we can be even better next year.” Boys’ soccer team’s season comes to an end Michael Marcanik Sports writer T o describe the boys varsity soccer team, head coach Al Trost used one word: determined. Trost’s Patriots finished with a record of 8-14 this season. They started the season on a roll, winning six of their first nine games. After a 2-1 loss to Marquette on September 23, South began to cool down, losing nine of 12 games. “The loss to Marquette was very tough,” said Trost. “It was a game where we played very hard and forced the game into a tie, and we ended up losing on penalty kicks, which is a really tough way to lose.” South went on to lose the next game to Parkway West, also on penalty kicks. “Those were two games that were hard to take,” said Trost. “We played well enough to win, and those were games against teams in our district.” According to Trost, the most significant victories came against Rockwood Summit and Jefferson City. “In the game against Rockwood Summit, we were down 2-0 and we came back from behind to win 3-2,” said Trost. “Beating Jefferson City was big because they always have a good team that gives us trouble.” Goalie Stephen Turner described the team to be very capable of Looking for an opening: Junior forward Chris Costello dribbles the ball against Marquette. Photo by Danny Cohen. success. He said he likes what he sees on offense. “We move the ball very well,” said Turner. “We have a lot of good forwards on offense.” South was one of the top scoring teams in the Suburban West. Their 43 total goals are the second most in the area. “I think our offense will be very good next season as well,” said Turner. Trost said one thing his team needs to improve on is making the transition from offense to defense. “We were a bit slow in making that transition,” said Trost. “And as a result, the opposing team had a better opportunity to score.” Teammates Ryan Lund and Ryan DeBolt said they agreed that communication on the field is something which needs improvement. “Communication and chemistry was a bit of a problem for us this year,” said Lund, “both on and off the field.” Turner won this week’s “Athlete on the Week” award. He said directing the defense is important to him. “As a goaltender, I need to direct the defense,” said Turner. “I need to make sure we’re all on the same page.” Trost said the leadership on the team comes mainly from the seniors on the team. The four seniors on the team are Blake Spencer, Lund, DeBolt, and Ben Hoener. “As seniors, we just wanted to set an example for the new faces to the team,” said Hoener, a forward. “And I think everybody on the team showed some leadership.” Lund said the seniors take certain responsibilities from leading the team in warm-ups to making sure their teammates stay out of trouble. “Our job was just to keep things positive,” said DeBolt. Forwards Hoener and Spencer were two players who stood out to Trost as players who have very high potential. “They are both outstanding offensive players,” said Trost. Spencer finished the season second in the area in scoring. Spencer’s 14 goals and seven assists gave him 35 total points. Hoener is second in the area with nine assists. “Coach Trost has had a great impact on me as a player,” said Spencer. “He knows the game very well and has put a good sense of his game in my mind as I take the field.” Lund, a midfielder, expanded on Trost’s ability as a coach. “He gives a lot of insight because he knows so much about the game,” said Lund. “He understands how we are playing, and he will adjust our on-field approach based on how we are playing.” Spencer believes that this season was a good one to go out on. “I would have liked to have been a little more successful this year, but it was a lot of fun,” said Spencer. “And I know we will have a good team next year with the good underclassmen we had this year. It will be fun to come back and watch some games next year.” November 20, 2008 9 Sports South’s Superfans back and ready for another season Patriot Posse Power Brandon Cochrell Sports writer T he South Superfan Club is back and better than ever this year. Students are coming out in full force and are looking to surpass the fans we had last year at our sporting events. “I think we should make our superfans into an official school sponsored club,” said senior Kristin Schnur. “There’s a lot of benefit to the players when there are a lot of students at the games cheering them on.” South has different t-shirts every year to commemorate the events the fans go to, and they were these shirts at the events. “I don’t mind spending $ 20 to buy a t-shirt. It’s really fun to be a fan,” said junior Sarah Riley. Last year’s motto was called the “Patriot Posse,” which helped contribute to the success of the boys’ basketball team. “Basketball is my favorite South sport because we always win, and we have really good players,” said junior Liz Shiao. The boys basketball team was very successful last year, with a school record of 27-3, which led to the arrival of the Superfan. Students arrive at the games early to watch their team warm-up and cheered them on during their magical run. The Superfans make all of their own chants and use them in the game to encourage their team. The Superfan club this year has the task of extending the tradition to the underclassmen. “I think they will get the hang of it sooner or later and they will have a lot of fun,” said senior Taylore Johnson. The Superfans’ goal this year is to become bigger and go to as many sporting games as they can. They are going to make a better effort to go to baseball, hockey, and basketball game to show there teams support. “I really like when the fans get into the game. It helps us play that much better individually and as a team,” said senior Scott Somerfield. The South fans have also been rewarded for there outstanding efforts and enthusiasm at our local school sporting events. South’s fans’ effort at sporting events Supefans: Ben Hoener, senior, drives to the basket in front of the Superfans. hasn’t gone unnoticed by others outside of the school. Last year, the St. Louis Coaches Association acknowledged the Parkway South fans as the best in the area, receiving a very prestigious award for there good sportsmanship at the basketball games. “They’re the best fans you can ask for. They’re amazing,” Mitch Stevens, boy’s basketball coach. As the competition increased, the need for more fans arises. The super fan club is not organized by the school, only amongst the students. If the super fan club was sponsored by a teacher or administrator it could help them outreach from sporting events into the community. The Superfans hopefully will increase over time and the freshman and sophomores will have to continue the tradition. “I think the reason we gravitate to basketball more than football is because there are more home games and I think it’s very exciting,” said junior Kate Spitznagle. The fans have been more visible at the basketball games. The basketball team is the only sport that has the loyal followers of the Superfans when they go on the road. The Superfans are sure to out number crowds once again this year. And hopefully more awards are in the future for these great fans. “We’re ready for more. Go south!” said junior Tara Lewis. 10 Relient K delivers at The Pageant Entertainment November 20 , 2008 Local band Ludo opens the show Bailey Wallace Entertainment Writer E ven though I was pressed up against a fat, sweaty drunk man for the majority of the show, this was still one of the best concerts I have ever been to. With House of Heroes, This Providence and Ludo opening for Relient K on Oct. 30, there was no way that this could’ve ended badly. The energy from the crowd could easily be picked up by the bands, which were having a blast on stage. The tickets to get in were $18 plus the $2 minor surcharge. If one wanted to get a T-shirt, the average price was $20 and $35 for a hoodie. CD’s are sold anywhere from $4-$15. House of Heroes, which opened the show, is a Christian rock band from Columbus, Ohio. Formed in 2002, House of Heroes has toured with other Christian bands such as Relient K, Family Force 5 and The Fold. Although House of Heroes was only one of four bands playing, their performance was not memorable enough to even remember the chorus of one of their songs. Their songs all blended together and the only thing I really remember about their performance was that I took pictures of some of the people and some of the members of the band were cute. The next band lined up was This Providence. This Providence was formed in 2001 in Seattle, Washington. Since then, the band has toured with other bands such as Cute is What We Aim For, All Time Low, Daphne Loves Derby and Paramore. Dan Young, the lead singer, was very energetic during the whole performance, dancing and playing with the other band members. Young even went so far as to go into the audience, allowing the screaming girl fans to touch him. The crowd responded very well to This Providence, dancing and singing along to their songs. The songs, which everyone in the bands helps to write, are touching and memorable. One thing I really liked about their songs is not all of them sounded alike. Some of their songs sounded similar, but This Providence: then you would get a song like “Sand in Your Shoes,” which was just Young with an acoustic guitar and have it still sound amazing. “Sand in Your Shoes,” a song Young wrote about his first love, was beautifully written and was playing in my head for the rest of the night. This Providence’s performance was fun and really got the crowd pumped for the rest of the show and the final two bands that performed. Next up was hometown hero, Ludo. Ludo was formed in St. Louis in 2003. This was the third time I’ve seen Ludo and Ludo is one of my favorite bands but this wasn’t the best show I’ve seen them do. Sure Ludo is really obscure but dressing up as gorillas with Andrew Volpe, the lead singer, as a banana is going a little overboard. The crowd was also a little obnoxious during Ludo’s performance. Not only did I get separated from my group, but I had to link arms with random strangers so that I wouldn’t get dragged into the mosh pit that was right behind me. One thing I did like was Ludo’s cover of the Ghostbusters Theme Song. The whole crowd went nuts when they began playing it. Members of House of Heroes and This Providence even came out to sing and dance on stage with Ludo. Because this was the third time I’ve seen them, I’ve grown used to their antics and their consistency of playing “Good Will Hunting By Myself” at the end of their performance. However, that did not happen at this particular show. But all in all, I think Ludo did a good job getting the crowd ready for Relient K. And for all the people who have never seen Ludo live before, I think this was a good way for them to see Ludo at their craziest, so that when they tone it down for other shows, they’ll have a better experience. But like I said in the beginning, this was probably one of the best shows I’ve seen in a really long time. This Providence totally made up for House of Heroes and Ludo, but Relient K topped them all. I would recommend anyone to at least listen to one of their studio albums. Dan Young, lead singer of This Providence a band based out of Seattle, Washington, sings “Wolf in Sheeps Clothing,” as the second opening act to Relient K. Photo courtesy of Bailey Wallace. Megan Caratachea Entertainment Writer T he Chuck Taylors of the mom beside me pressed at the heels of a twentysomething brunette sporting a Relient K T-shirt in front her. She edged forward, already having managed to come from being four rows from the stage to an impressive two. As I shifted my weight in order to let her and her daughter get just a little bit closer to the front row, the middle aged mom asked me if it was my first time at a Relient K show. She proudly admitted that it was her (and her middle school daughter’s) third time seeing the band. Four bands, 270 minutes, a jam packed Pageant full of enthused screaming fans and smiling faces, and playing a 16 song set list, including oldies for the long time fans as well as some songs to get everyone excited about their newest album, The Bird and the Bee Sides, and an impressive twelve-minute encore of “Deathbed” off of Five Score and Seven Years Ago. Thiessen took breaks between a few songs and was able to reflect a humbled and genuine personality with explanations of songs and their meanings, as well as comments on how “great” the crowd was. Then there was the outbreak of the “Happy Birthday” song among the audience, commencing at Thiessen’s request. After looking over at a proud young gentleman holding high a cheerful Guess who: Entertainment writer Bailey Wallace met up with Jon Schneck and Matt Hoopes, members of Relient K, before the concert while eating dinner in The Delmar Loop. Courtesy of Bailey Wallace. all for a humble $18. Relient K ascended the stage with all members dressed in black and red, lead singer and front man Matt Thiessen wearing a cape over his all black button up and slacks, looking very Count Dracula. The attire was appropriate for the Uncle Fest Tour. After the band thanked the crowd for being “so kind,” the intro riff for “I Need You” from Relient K’s fifth album, Five Score and Seven Years Ago buzzed with every bit of distortion a power chord deserves. Surprisingly annunciated for the amount of space between the stage left, three-foot tall speaker and the first few rows of the crowd, was the hum of the base line and rhythm guitar. The crowd could hear every word and those that might have been drowned out by the blast of the music were hard to decipher considering that the listeners surrounding me screamed every word to every song in unison. Boasting a crowd like that, it wasn’t hard to see that this show had been greatly anticipated. Nearly everyone in attendance seemed to have been there to see Relient K, though the Uncle Fest Tour piloted four bands: House of Heroes, This Providence, and Ludo. Oct 18, a Thursday night –a school night at that, and the pageant general admission section was crammed full of school aged kids. And Relient K’s fans didn’t seem disappointed, with the band and large (at least large enough to get the band’s attention) announcement, Thiessen asked it to be lifted a little higher so he could see the poster, reading in bold black letters: “She said ‘yes’.” Thiessen congratulated the young man (named “Mr. Cox”) who admitted he’d just proposed to his fiancé after the band played “Best Thing.” The prompting of the “Happy Birthday” song came when Thiessen declared that “a Mr. and Mrs. Cox was just born.” A marriage proposal, a hearty encore, and a cover of the “Addams Family Theme Song,” –Relient K made sure that their set was uniquely their own at the Pageant. Main attraction: Matt Thiessen, lead singer of Relient K a band started in Ohio, plays piano during their set. Photo courtesy of Bailey Wallace. November 20, 2008 11 Entertainment Local radio station changes its direction Nicole DeClue Managing Editor B onneville St. Louis radio group announced today the Hot AC station, which programs artists such as Fergie, Nickelback, Rihanna, Pink, Beyonce, Daughtry, and Black Eyed Peas, will switch to a sports talk format Jan. 1,” according to stltoday.com. According to stltoday.com, the sports talk will feature a mixture of local on-air talent, new talent, and big names from ESPN Radio. Stltoday. com also released a statement saying “Bonneville’s St. Louis vice president John Kijowski said: “Our parent company, Bonneville International, invested millions of dollars in June of 2008 to increase our signal to a full 100,000 watts, making it one of the strongest FM signals in our market.” Currently the station is playing Christmas music until Jan. 1. Senior Kelsey McGovern laughs at the thought of them playing Christmas music so early. “I think it’s silly, because it’s only November. They’re probably playing it for the same reason stores are selling Christmas decorations already,” said McGovern. Freshman Tyler Thompson agrees with McGovern that it is definitely too early to be playing Christmas music. “It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but they probably have nothing better to play,” said Thompson. However, sophomore Lindsey Jackson is so used to Christmas music playing at her house that isn’t even phased by 101.1 playing Christmas music so early. “I think it’s interesting because Christmas at my house is 365 days a year since my dad is Santa,” said Jackson. Freshman Derek Ware thinks they started playing Christmas music early to get people into the Holiday Spirit, like they do every year. “They thought their station would get more attention and they wanted people to get in the mood for Christmas,” said Ware. It turns out Ware was right. According to stltoday.com, this move comes as Movin’ 101.1 is said to be the highest-rated Movin’ format in the country, and will leverage the opportunity to deliver sports programming to “the fans of one of the greatest sports cities in the U.S.” The station also feels that moving to a Sports Talk format on 101.1 will give them confidence that they can maximize sports programming to its full potential in our city. McGovern was shocked to hear that 101.1 was switching to a full time sports talk station after New Years. “Are you serious? When I listen to the radio I like listening to 101.1,” said McGovern. Junior Stephanie Landes feels that the switch from music station to sports talk station is limiting her options of music to listen too. “I don’t like it because I would rather listen to music than talk shows. There are so many other sports stations already,” said Landes. Ware thinks the station’s ratings will go down because they will lose some of their biggest listeners. “Their ratings will go down because they are known for playing popular music and talk shows only interview certain people,” said Ware. Oscar worthy? Alan Taylor Entertainment Writer 2 008 brought to the public many Oscar-caliber films for our enjoyment. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street gave Johnny Depp one of his greatest films to date, with one fantastic musical score, Juno brought the laughs while telling a very unique and exquisite story, and No Country for Old Men single handedly resurrected a dead genre to create an epic masterpiece. With the 81st Oscars slowly approaching, the field is wide open for the nominees. However, there are some questionable contenders getting thrown into the mix of the Oscar hopefuls, but could these films possibly get Best Picture? When you think of Oscar hopefuls for 2009, the first movie to come to mind, for mostly everyone, will be The Dark Knight. The tremendous action and fantastic acting had fan boys, and movie critics clamoring for some Oscar love. Most everyone agreed that Heath Ledgers portrayal as the psychotic Joker sent shivers down Hollywood’s spine, as he gave us one of his greatest performances of his career. With all praise, come setbacks. No other super hero movie has ever been nominated for acting or directing Oscars, never the less, for Best Picture. The Dark Knight is also a summer blockbuster. Most summer blockbusters, like Pirates of the Caribbean and Transformers have been nominated for other Oscars, but the nominations have only been for visual effects or sound editing, never for Best Picture. And although Heath Ledger did a fantastic job playing the Joker, the rest of the cast, including Maggie Gyllenhaal and Christian Bale, gave us performances, which are solid, but not worth nominating. Walt Disney/Pixar’s robotic masterpiece WALL·E captivated audiences with fantastic, and almost scary visuals of the future. The romance between the two robots (WALL·E and EVE) had moviegoers emotionally connect to the unbelievable story. Pixar Animation Studios also delivered on the incredible visual showcase, like Pixar’s other films. The only downside for WALL·E not to get an Oscar, is that it’s an animated movie. Only one other animated film has been nominated for Best Picture, 1991’s Beauty and the Beast, which lost to The Silence of the Lambs. Ever since Best Animated Picture was introduced, no other animated film has ever been in consideration. There are many other films which will be released before Oscar time that could get nominated. Clint Eastwood’s Changeling, staring Angelina Jolie, is about a mother who had lost her dear son. But when the LAPD deliver her a child, Jolie realizes that the boy they delivered doesn’t resemble her son. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, staring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, is about Benjamin Button, a man who was born old, and ages backwards, and his crazy life and the love that he will find. Finally, Defiance tells of a group of Jewish rebels (including Daniel Craig), who escape from Nazi-occupied Poland to join the Russian resistance, to help protect their loved ones. There are different options for this year’s Academy Awards. The Dark Knight seems to be the favorite, while, like Little Miss Sunshine and Juno, WALL·E could be the “black sheep” of the nominees. There are still four more months left before the big show, and nothing is set in stone. What will happen on February 22nd? We’ll just have to wait. Landes think that playing Christmas music so early was a strategy to get people used to the idea of the station not being a popular music station anymore, but a talk station. “They probably started playing Christmas music early to make people stop listening to it gradually before it becomes a sports talk station,” said Landes. McGovern doesn’t think the station’s ratings will decrease, but the people who listen to it will change. “I don’t think it will decrease. I think the population that listens to the station will change,” said McGovern. Starting next year Movin’ 101.1 will be no more as the station switches formats to sports talk. It looks like radio’s WMVN Movin’ 101 is moving on according to stltoday.com. Moving on: Previously 101.1 The River, Movin’ 101 will officially be off the air making way for sports talk format starting Jan. 1. Photo courtesy of google 12 Backpage November 20, 2008 Moliere Impromptu Students perform in the fall play Solo! Senior Kevin Shabel gives a soliloquy. Photo by Danny Cohen. Acting! Seniors Kevin Shabel and Liz Calloni focus on an intense scene at a rehearsal. Photo by Danny Cohen. Shining Star! Senior Kevin Shabel performs one of his many scenes as the star of the play. Photo by Danny Cohen. 636-825-0090 [email protected] Action! Junior Mitch Lieschuh plays an actor who is portraying a pompous playwright. Photo by Danny Cohen.