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Kilternan Klips Volume 21 Number 6 Kilternan Parish November 2015 FROM THE RECTOR’S PEN: To the people of Kilternan Parish and School, Kilternan Care Centre and the Community. A t last, having visited a nephew and his wife in Townsville, Australia, Isabel and I are now setting up home in 45 Thorp-Orinoco Rd, RD1, Motueka 7196, Tasman, New Zealand, even as we await the arrival of our chattels mid to end of November. I t is quite strange really – no phone ringing, no one to rush off to and visit, no heating to turn on or check... Only Isabel and me…. It will take some getting used to. Oh yes, there is a family just down the road! And now, without Michelle, the age of information technology is challenging both of us – everything has to be set up afresh, the bank, the mobile phone, the broadband…new driving licenses, sea freight requirements and Customs and Excise formalities - the list goes on and we must sink or swim. Thankfully we have had several year’s holiday practice so at least we know the area. I sabel and I both wish to express our deep gratitude to the Select Vestry and parishioners of Kilternan Parish, the Parish School and to the wider community for the wonderful ‘send-off’ so kindly and generously given us – in the school on 17th and in the parish on 20th September. We were overwhelmed by the many expressions of support and love in both the final school assembly and in the final ‘service’, and by the splendid refreshments served in the school assembly hall. W hile we were aware of ‘things afoot’, we could not have imagined the scale of the parish’s generosity: the kind words of each speaker, the wonderful mementoes of the parish from the choirs, the Sunday Club, the parish-the Dublin Crystal Vase, the magnificent Book of Memories, and such a large cheque from parishioners --- all of this, and we did not manage personally to say thank you and good bye to so many…. the lovely food prepared by Helen and Mandy and their team, the lateness in the day and an Irish rugby match became major distractions! T o Alasdair, Fern, Ann – to Wordwell and others, who played a big part in the ordering and organisation of the day ----thank you each and all. I am most grateful to the Select Vestry not just for the support of members during my final months (Continued on page 2) Kilternan Church of Ireland Parish, Kilternan, Dublin 18. Rector: None at present; Phone: 01-295-5603 (H); 01-295-2643 (O); Email: [email protected]; Web: www.kilternan.dublin.anglican.org; Parish Office Opening Hours: Monday to Friday 9.00am to 1.00pm — Page 1 — From The Rector’s Pen contd. (Continued from page 1) th and on 20 September, but for all your steadfast work on behalf of the parish over many Vestries and many vestry meetings. Your courage and encouragement made my work both possible and easier. We will be thinking of you in all your responsibilities, especially in relation to the new halls facility. O ur thoughts and prayers will also be of you and for you, and those important people, ‘the nominators’, in relation to an early appointment of a new rector. May you, and those who apply, be filled with wisdom and discernment and be guided and encouraged in all you seek to do in God’s name in and through Kilternan Parish. W e also need to express our particular thanks to Kilternan Church of Ireland National School – to Grainne, the staff, the board of management and the parent teacher association, not forgetting the children and parents taking part in then assembly on 17th September. For Grainne’s kind words, the children’s participation and the HAKA ‘as Gaeilge’, for ‘the song’ to a familiar if old tune and again for kind and thoughtful gifts! And later that evening, a soiree in the Wild Boar. A man who took particular responsibility, carried out with quiet efficiency, was Derek Darlington – of whom Grainne is spouse. He took on the big task of videoing the events on 17th and 20th and arranged for a much needed video link to the parish hall on 20th. Well done and thank you Derek. T here were three other events which should be remarked upon in the parish: A community led farewell held in Lamb’s Cross Community Hall on 4th September. A lovely occasion, it reflected the ecumenical spirit of the area and the close involvement and interaction of members of Kilternan Parish and the Parish of Sandyford and Balally, now clustered. Again we were humbled by the kindness and generosity of so many in so many ways. O n 15th September Cowper Care served a lavish meal in Gascoigne House. It was lovely to meet with staff and board members, and especially nice to meet again Howard and Meriel Kilroy. To Seamus, the Board and Staff - we recognize all that has been achieved by Cowper Care Centre Ltd., in such a short space of time. This Diocesan Millennium initiative for older persons has done much and has more to do. We wish them well. And ‘the Choir’, another get together in Geoffrey’s on 18th September. As usual, beautiful food and good company. Thank you again for the lovely gifts of jewelry given to Isabel. A s I suggested when announcing my resignation on 31st May, we all benefitted from the long notice given – only in this way could we have extracted ourselves from the parish and community in any way intact, physically and emotionally. With our sincere thanks to the people of Kilternan parish, the school and neighbourhood. May you and we always be mindful of God’s presence with us, binding us together in his love. David and Isabel <[email protected]> CHRISTMAS SERVICES IN THE PARISH CHURCH OF KILTERNAN Sunday 29th November - Candlelit Advent Evensong featuring music com posed by Kevin O’Sullivan & performed by the Parish Choirs at 7:30pm. Sunday 20th December - 10.30am - Parish Carol Service CHRISTMAS EVE Thursday 24th December - 11:30pm - The First Holy Communion of Christmas with Hymns and Carols CHRISTMAS DAY, Friday 25th December - 8:30am. Holy Communion with Hymns and Carols - 10:30am Family Communion with Hymns and Carols Sunday 27th December - 10.30am - Favourite Carols. Rathmichael Parish Church Sunday 13th December - 7:00pm - “Blue Christmas“ – A Reflective Service for those who for many reasons may find Christmas a difficult time. — Page 2 — PARISH REGISTERS PARISH REGISTERS Holy Baptism Condolences Sunday 13th September 2015 Nicole Rachel, daughter of Eoin and Sarah Meagher. Kilternan Parish would like to extend their deepest sympathies to the families and all those who have been affected by the terrible tragedy on Glenamuck Road. We will remember those who have died, the injured who are recovering in hospital and all who are grieving the loss of loved ones. Sunday 4th October 2015 Sophie Rebecca, daughter of David and Becky Tiernan. May their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in peace. “May all things belonging to the spirit live and grow in these little ones day by day”. THE CHURCH IS CLEANED EVERY WEEK - CAN YOU HELP? Christian Burials Ethel Greene 1925—2015 We express our sadness at the death of Ethel Greene and offer our condolences to her husband Cyril, her children Norman, Stuart, Pamela, Adrienne and their families. Ethel’s funeral service in the parish church on 29th October celebrated and gave thanks to God for her long and fulfilled life. The church is cleaned very week by a team of volunteers on a rota basis. This is the sort of work which we all take for granted, and would miss only if it didn’t happen. If you are able to help, please provide your contact details to a churchwarden or to Patricia Clements – thank you. Patricia can be contacted at 087 737 6887 or [email protected] “A safe lodging, a holy rest and peace at the last, through Jesus Christ our Lord”. HELP NEEDED FOR PARISH CLEAN UP on SATURDAY 28th NOVEMBER in the CHURCH GROUNDS 1ST SESSION @ 10AM 2ND SESSION @ 2PM THIS IS AN OUTSIDE AND INSIDE CLEAN UP SO PLEASE COME ALONG TO ONE OF OUR SESSIONS & TO YOUR — GLOVES , BRING ALONG DON’T FORGET CLOTHS, CLEANING PRODUCTS, RAKES, BRUSHES, MOPS, HOOVERS….. YOU MAY AND NEED. STEPLADDERS, ANYTHING ELSE ROTA— NOVEMBER TO JANUARY 1st November — 8th November — 15th November— 22nd November— 29th November— Jenny Lynam Heather & George Cooke Audrey & Douglas Keeley Nikki Reid Kay & Andrew Flynn 6th December— 13th December— 20th December— 27th December— Hannah Donnelly Nicki Cox Ann O’Neill Patricia Clements 3rd January— 10th January— Amanda Hopkins Sarah O’Farrell — Page 3 — PARISH ORGANISATIONS Members of the Tuesday Club went to Hunter’s Hotel near Rathnew for a luncheon outing on 8th September. The weather was good and so was the fare. Afterwards the nice weather afforded a great opportunity to sample walks in the flower garden, the vegetable garden and by the riverside before leaving for home. WDH Following the AGM held on Monday October 19th, the new committee is as follows: Chairman; Trevor Storey Honorary Treasurer:: Evelyn Richardson Committee Members: Una O`Connor, Noreen Keane, Zita Mulhern, Maureen Patterson, Jennifer Jennings. The next meeting will be held on Monday November 30th at 8.00pm when the speaker will be Stephen Butler who will give a talk entitled "Planting for Illusion, habitat planting for Dublin Zoo". Lionel Freeman Junior Choir Medal Evan Fitzsimmons received the Lionel Freeman Junior Choir Medal at the Family Harvest Service this year from last year's Junior Choir Leader, Holly Windle. Evan will take on the role of helping Kevin O'Sullivan out with Junior Choir rehearsals and services. The choir sings regularly in church and all choristers get a great music education. If you're interested in enrolling your child, contact Kevin. — Page 4 — PARISH ORGANISATIONS On Friday the 11th of September, the Kilternan Junior choir went to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, to launch a new hymn book. We sang 2 songs with Taney choir called “Faith as small as a mustard seed” and “He made the stars to shine”. There was lots of other singing and talking. We got to sit in the front row! By Evan Fitzsimons. — Page 5 — Come and C stones, a beautiful new secondary school which only opened its doors this September and is located at the bottom of the hill as you enter Greystones from Bray and Windgates, beside the Johnson & Staunton Garage. Carol Barry, Ann Walsh and Fern Jolley attended and met with parishioners from all over the North East and South East Glendalough diocese where they heard from Redcross parish about their alternative form of bible study – book-club style – among other items. K I n 2014 the Archbishop of Dublin & Glendalough, Rev. Michael Jackson set the diocese on a journey to discover where it went from here and what did it have to do next to get from here to there. T he first stop on the journey was a questionnaire that was sent to every parish in the diocese with questions under three headings – Present Activities in Parishes, Future Developments and Vision Statements. 79% of parishes responded. N ext stop was a series of 1:1 discussions between the Archbishop and local parish clergy; of whom 90% met with the Archbishop. ilternan were matched with Crinken and Rathmichael parishes to come up with joint initiatives to work on together over the next year and they decided that, as all three parishes had established initiatives in place, the best way to come together was through inter-parish support for these initiatives and any other events that the individual parishes were holding; such as the upcoming American Supper being held on Friday, 13th November, for example. Y ou can read about the various initiatives on the respective parish websites http://www.crinken.ie/ and http://rathmichael.dublin.anglican.org/ . I t was agreed that the parish offices would liaise with each other as and when necessary to notify, promote and support upcoming events in the different parishes. T he third stop was the publishing of the Come & C Report - http://dublin.anglican.org/dioceses/ index.php - which collated the findings of the questionnaire and the 1:1 discussions and concluded that “The diocese feel that empowering young people and lay adults ensures proper team ministry and support for the rector.” TAXI FOR HIRE FINTAN KEOGH stop was a day-long brainstorming session F ourth held in The High School, Rathgar -http:// 086 268 5865 dublin.anglican.org/news/events/2015/08/Dublinand-Glendalough-Come-and-C-Day-in-The-High-School - where the findings from the report were teased out and developed some more in preparation for a session at Rural Deanery level before going to Synod for finalisation for the Year of Come & C initiatives. 4 people from Kilternan attended this session – Jonny Holt, Carol Barry, Jill O’Connor and Fern Jolley. T (Local Taxi Service) he fifth and next stop on the journey was held in early October at Temple Carrig School in Grey— Page 6 — Looking For A New Rector W e in Kilternan are now in the market for a new rector, following the departure of Isabel and David to the antipodes. I t has been a while – 21 years – since this happened last, so parishioners may be interested to know how the process works and some questions and answers are set out following. Q. What had to be done before we could start advertising? A. The parish, through the Select Vestry, had to undertake to the Diocese that it can support a rector, and the Rectory had to be inspected to make sure that it is up to scratch. This has been done and the Diocese is happy that we can proceed. Q. Will we hear about the process? A. Once the Board of Nomination convenes its deliberations are confidential – except, of course, for the name of the agreed appointment! Q. Who are the parish nominators? A. They are elected at the Easter Vestry by the parish for a period of three years at a time. The nominators for Kilternan are: Jonny Holt Adrian Clements Caroline Kennedy George Balmer While everyone’s individual view cannot be guaranteed to be fulfilled, if you have views/opinions, make sure that you let one of the nominators know. Q. Has the vacancy been advertised? A. Yes. The advertisement has appeared now for two weeks in the Church of Ireland Gazette, and is on the Church of Ireland and Dublin Diocesan websites. Applications are to be sent to the Archbishop’s Secretary. Q. Who makes the appointment? A. There is a Diocesan Committee of patronage, chaired by the Archbishop. It joins up with the parochial ‘Nominators’ who represent the views of the parish to form a Board of Nomination. The Board meets initially to set out the process. After that, it has to come to a conclusion at the latest within three months of its first meeting. Hopefully our conclusion will be a little quicker than that. Q. When will the first meeting happen? A. We expect the Archbishop will call the first meeting in the second half of October. The nominators have provided a parish specification for the Diocese, and have been working to ensure that they are well informed and prepared to fulfil their responsibility on behalf of the parish. — Page 7 — Kilternan Parish Harvest Festival 2015 A s the parish learns to move on without the guiding hands of their recently departed rector, Rev. David Moynan and his wife, Isabel, who have moved to New Zealand; the weekend of 9th to 11th October 2015 saw them get to grips with the first major event of their new reality, Harvest Festival Weekend. T he flowers arrangers moved into the church on the Friday morning and decorated it beautifully using the bounties of the garden, hedgerow and the local vegetable shop. These wonderful natural products were given added emphasis by the collection of dry foodstuffs which the children from Kilternan Church of Ireland National School had collected and decorated the church with for their own Harvest service on the Thursday morning. Thank you to all those who were involved both in the flower arranging and the tidying up afterwards. T he Friday night service was a community Harvest Festival service led by Rev. Fred Appelbe and assisted by Carol Barry, with musical accompaniment from the choir and Kevin O’Sullivan. The parishioners were joined some members of St. Mary’s parish in Sandyford and Our Lady of the Wayside and Glencullen parishes. It was lovely to see their familiar faces coming to support the parish during its incumbency. After the service, the traditional Harvest supper of tea and coffee accompanied by delicious tray bakes were served in the parish hall by other members of the parish. The retiring collections for the weekend were in aid of Bray Women’s Refuge and the Bishop’s Appeal. T he Sunday morning family service of Morning Prayer led by Rev. Adrian Empey was overshadowed by the tragic events of the fire at the halting site on nearby Glenamuck Road on early Saturday morning in which 10 people lost their lives and another four were badly injured – the parish’s thoughts and prayers are with all those affected. After the service a number of people walked down to the site, aid a few prayers and left a flower arrangement as a token of sympathy and solidarity with the Travelling community. The foodstuffs and vegetables that had been used to decorate the church were given to Bray Women’s Refuge and the local Traveller Community support group in Sandyford. — Page 8 — Kilternan Parish Harvest Festival 2015 contd. A taste of the beautiful decorations in the church for the Harvest Festivals — Page 9 — Flower Arrangers Required of volunteers – both men and women – who agree to do an arrangement once or twice a year; perhaps to honour the memory of a loved one, maybe celebrating a significant event in their lives or just because they feel they would like to contribute to the beauty of the church in a small way. A you ever wondered about the flower arH ave rangements that are a regular feature in the alcoves in the Chancel behind the Holy Table, without which there would be a certain something lacking? Or what about the lovely displays that grace the church at festivals? These are all done by a wonderful band s with any church activity we are constantly looking for new people and if you would like to join the ranks of the “Kilternan Flower & Chancel Guild” (to give it its full title) or “The Flower Rota” (as it is more commonly known as) – you don’t have to have done any flower arranging courses – please contact the below to put your name on the list for the weekly arrangements or to help with a festival, or perhaps even both! Fern Jolley Email: [email protected] Tel: 087 6239447 Kilternan Church 18261826-1976 Just some of the interesting points of interest noted in the 1826 – 1976 Kilternan Church publication dated Feb 1976 (copyright Kilternan Parish 1976) 1826 – On 10th December, Kilternan Parish Church was consecrated 1837 – Parochial Hall was built – extended in 1963 with the work including the building of the stage. 1894 – Pulpit and prayer-desk were installed. Doors were removed from the old box pews. The pews themselves were replaced in 1899. 1899 – A new bell was presented by the Murphy family of Glencairn who also, in 1902, presented a new font in memory of Mr Justice Murphy. 1908 – The first of the memorial windows which replaced the original clear glass was installed – east window over the altar given in memory of Hugh Stuart Moore of The Grange, Kilternan at a cost of £20. 1908 – The gallery was erected and the present organ was installed 1913 - A new staircase was constructed 1922 – Kilternan National School was set up in the Parochial Hall with twenty eight pupils, the number growing in two years to fifty, with one teacher. 1939 – Chancel was faced with Bath stone in place of the earlier wood panelling. 1940 – The church was wired for electricity. 1950 – The red, green and white marble pavement and steps were put into the Chancel 1975 – Silver cross to hang over the Communion Table presented by Madame O’Morchoe in memory of Colonel Nial O’Morchoe. Postscript - 1985 – New school and new rectory were completed. — Page 10 — Thinking anew Gordon Linneys new book “THINKING ANEW” is now available from Footprints Bookshop Dun Laoghaire and most of the main bookshops. The royalties from this book is going to the LauraLynn Children’s Hospice. (Thinking Anew explores the connection between living and believing, asking: What is the meaning of hope in a troubled world? What can we learn from science, from tragedy, from life itself?) Community Garda Charity O n Friday 9th Oct Gardai Annemarie Higgins and Pat Cullen, from the Community Garda Unit in Dundrum Garda Station, Dublin, made a presentation of the proceeds of their Annual Coffee Morning held in their Station, on 17th Sept. to Our Ladies Hospice in Harold’s Cross. T he Gardai in Dundrum wish to thank the local community who turned up in great numbers once again and made this all possible. Thank you also those who presented baked cakes and fancies and tarts. You all made it happen. €1,500 was raised from the event . — Page 11 — A Toiletries Amnesty ……….. A What ?! Thank You from the Toiletries Amnesty: Toiletries warmly received at TRUST S ince the Toiletries Amnesty began in Kilternan this autumn, two deliveries have been made to TRUST, in Dublin. After the first delivery, Alice Leahy, one of the founders of TRUST, sent her thanks. ‘Our sincerest thanks to all in Kilternan parish for the wonderful supply of toiletries very kindly delivered to us last week. T he Toiletries Amnesty continues in Kilternan with a collection point in the Church where you can leave toilitries to donate to TRUST and similar organisations who will be able to use them The following (new/unused) toiletries are very useful and TRUST have a particualr need for toiletries for men. Shower Gel ® Hair products (shampoo, conditioner and hair gel) ® Perfume/After-shave ® Deodorants (only aerosols as roll-on deodorants can only be used once) ® Shaving Cream/ Gel ® Disposable Razors ® Sanitary products ® Hair brushes and combs. TRUST as you know is a small but busy agency in existence since 1975 providing services to people who are homeless in the City. I f you are interested in getting involved with this initiative or indeed the work of TRUST, contact the parish office or me, Una MacConville at [email protected] or by phone on 086 817 5530. As part of our overall service, as well as providing nursing care people are able to have a shower and change of clothes so we very much appreciate all the shampoos/ shower gels etc’. T RUST is a non-political, non-denominational voluntary body set up to provide medical and related services for people who are homeless. TRUST, founded in 1975, is working with people who are homeless in Dublin and still doing this 40 years on. T RUST only have one centre—a premises provided at a nominal rent by the Iveagh Trust— they have people coming from all over the island of Ireland and beyond. Just last April TRUST had people from twenty two different countries. As Alice said then, ‘many of these people are like our own Irish of a generation ago who went abroad and never came back’. A s part of TRUST’s overall befriending social and health services they provide approx. 400 showers/baths per month. As you can imagine, they go through a lot of toiletries! — Page 12 — Team Hope Christmas Shoebox Appeal to help 20,000 refugee children I rish charity Team Hope, best known for the Christmas Shoebox Appeal is responding to the refugee crisis by planning to send Christmas Shoebox gifts to 20,000 refugee children in Europe. A s well as children in twelve countries receiving shoebox gifts this year, Team Hope’s contacts in Eastern and Central Europe and in Syria are urgently asking for 20,000 extra shoeboxes for refugee children living in dire need. This year, we in Team Hope Christmas Shoebox Appeal are asking for your help to make it happen. T eam Hope know how to get shoebox gifts to the neediest of children. Since we started, over three million children have received a shoebox gift from Ireland. These shoebox gifts have brought smiles, laughter, some hope and a little of God’s love to children in twenty four of the world’s poorest countries. Children living on the margins of society, who think that they have been forgotten. And when a shoebox arrives, it shows that some does know and even cares for them! the first year, he just soaked up all the love and attention and then when Gaby got his Christmas shoebox he said his first words! Amazing the power of a simple gift! I met Gaby when he was four and he was thrilled to get the little car in his shoebox. Last week when I was in Romania and sharing this story at a conference, a couple came up to me afterwards— they were Gaby’s adopted parents who I had met all those years ago! Gaby – or Gabriel is now 20 and is studying to be an electrician. I was invited around to their home for dinner the following evening to meet Gaby. It was so encouraging and lovely to spend time with this very special young man and his family. Gabriel can play the piano and clarinet and speaks fluent English too. I Team Hope not only deliver shoeboxes, but dreams as well! llir lives in Kosova, he is 12 years old with special needs and Illir’s dream is to be a fireman when he grows up. So whenever he can, his dad takes him past the local fire station to see what’s going on. Illir was so excited the day last December when Team Hope shoeboxes arrived at his school. And of all the shoeboxes delivered to Kosova, guess what was in the box that Illir got? A bright red fire engine! He was so excited – he’d never had one of these before. I n December 1999, on my first trip to Romania to deliver shoeboxes, I met Gaby. He was four years old and had spent the first two years of his life in an orphanage where he had been treated very badly. When Gaby arrived at our partner’s children’s home ‘God’s Mountain’, he was unable to walk or talk. For S o why not share your Christmas this year with a child in need? Your shoebox will mean far more than you could imagine to a child who has very little. It might not change the world, but it might just change the world for one child! Contact Team Hope office ph. 294 0222 or visit our website www.teamhope.ie to order everything needed. The closing date this year is November 10th. We have almost 400 drop off points nationally where you can leave your box or bring them along to church or give them to Carol Hennessey by Sunday 15th November. Thank you! — Page 13 — Provincial Secretaries Visit Kilternan A t the end of August, thirty or so of the Provincial Secretaries of the Anglican Communion arrived in Ireland to spend a week at the Emmaus Retreat and Conference Centre, near Swords. This was the first time they had held their quadrennial conference in Ireland. As guest speakers they had, amongst others, the Archbishop of Dublin and the Archbishop of Canterbury and on one of the evenings they were entertained to dinner by the Archbishop of Armagh. T he Secretaries provide the administrative and governance support for the worldwide Anglican Communion and those attending had travelled from the six inhabited continents to come to Ireland. T hey were allowed a little time to see the country, managing a trip down town to see Dublin, and visits to Dun Laoghaire and Howth. O n the Sunday of their stay two groups attended Sunday morning services, one in St Patricks Cathedral, and the other at ‘messy church’ in Rathmines. T I he really fortunate third party joined us in Kilternan, and afterwards at tea in the hall. t was very satisfying that the universal opinion was that Ireland had been the best venue they had been to for their conference, and that the Irish people were the friendliest and most welcoming. Front Row, Left to Right Tim Trimble (Anglican Office, London), Barbara Praesoody (Sri Lanka), Alwan Masih (North India), Rev Canon Samitiana Jhonson (Mauritius), Elenor Lawrence (West Indies), Archdeacon Mrs Hughes (New Zealand), Rev Stephen Si-gyung Yoo (Korea). Back Row, Left to Right Rev Arthur Cavalcante (Brazil), The Right Rev William Mchombo (Central Africa), Adrian Clements (Kilternan), Michael Barlowe (United States), Rev Michael Hughes (New Zealand) Back, back row Canon David Moynan (New Zealand!) — Page 14 — A Big Thank You! A BIG THANK YOU FOR MONIES RAISED AT IRELANDS BIGGEST COFFEE MORNING thanks to our parishioners and our Parent & M any Toddler Group who raised €573.80 when we held “Irelands Biggest Coffee Morning” in aid of Ours Lady’s Hospice & Care Services Harold’s Cross and Blackrock and LauraLynn Ireland’s Children’s Hospice. This money will be put to great use, sincere thanks to all those who gave so generously. — Page 15 — The Story of Christmas (?!) A nd there were in the same country, husbands and wives watching over their houses by night (but going to work each morning to make more money). And Lo! The smooth voiced television announcer came upon them and the glories of many fine possessions shone out at them and they were sore afraid (that they would not be able to afford them). B ut the television announcer said unto them ‘Fear not, for I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you there is this day in your city (in your shop) a Saviour which is our friendly Santa, who will arrange easy terms for everyone. And this shall be a sign unto you. You shall find him wrapped in a red cloak, with a big stomach and wearing white whiskers’. A nd suddenly there was with the television announcer a multitude of TV actors, praising the product and saying ’Glory to Santa in the highest and on earth lots of presents for everyone. (And we are open until 7.30pm every night until Christmas)’. A nd it came to pass as the TV actors faded away into a popular comedy show, the fathers and mothers said to one another ‘Let us now go even to town to see this happening which the TV announcer has made known to us’. S o they came with haste and found glittering wrist watches ,transistor radios, cameras, electric can openers, new dresses and also the wondrous one, dressed in red, with white whiskers and a truly happy smile, as he stood by the cash register, saying ‘Ho!, ho!, ho!’ A nd when they had made their purchases, they made known among all their neighbours how they were going to have one of the best Christmasses ever; but Santa treasured all their credit slips in his safe, laughed all the way to the bank and pondered on all the profit he had made. Christmas Carols and Songs The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols. If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking! Have fun!! 1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis 2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise 3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east 4. Ancient benevolent despot 14. A dozen 24-hour yule periods 15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour 16. Homo sapien of crystallised vapour 17. I merely desire a pair of incisors 18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red 5. Adorn the vestibule 19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy 6. Exuberance directed to the planet 20. Aloft on the acme of the abode 7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonising 8. Monarchial trio 9. Yonder in the haystack 10. Assemble, everyone who believes 11. Hallowed post meridian 12. Fantasies of a colourless December 25th 15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit! 10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking! 5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday? 1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?! 13. Tin tintinnabulums — Page 16 — A Politically Correct Christmas Poem Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the North Pole, were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety, released to the wilds, by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear, that Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh, because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA, And millions of people were calling the Cops, when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened, and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened". To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorised use of his nose. He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation, demanding millions in over-due workers compensation. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed, he just couldn't figure out what to do next? He tried to be merry he tried to be gay, but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day. His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground, nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found. Something special was needed, a gift that he might, give to us all, without angering the left or the right. A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision, each group of people in every religion. Every race, every hue, everyone, everywhere...even you! So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth... "MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH" — Page 17 — Answers to Christmas Carols and Songs (as if you needed them!) And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion that making a choice could cause such commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur... Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her. Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot, Nothing that clamoured or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific, Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic. No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt, besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe. and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. 1. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer 2. Silent Night 3. O Little Town of Bethlehem 4. Good King Wenceslas 5. Deck the Halls 6. Joy to the World 7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing 8. We Three Kings 9. Away in a Manger 10. Come All Ye Faithful 11. O Holy Night 12. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas 13. Silver Bells 14. The Twelve Days of Christmas 15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 16. Frosty the Snowman 17. All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth 18. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland 20. Up on the Rooftop So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life, joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz, demanding from now on that her title was Ms. Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth. And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden, were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden, for they raised the hackles of those psychological, who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. Kids Korner The Season of Advent The period leading up to Christmas is known as the season of Advent. Advent comes from a Latin word meaning “coming” and is a time of expectant waiting and preparation for the arrival of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. As part of our preparations, it is traditional to have an Advent Wreath displayed in the church. The Advent wreath is made from a circle of evergreen plants like holly and ivy which symbolise God, with no beginning or end. The evergreen is a reminder that God does not change and His love for us is everlasting. There are five candles on the wreath and one is lit each Sunday. On the first Sunday the candle of Hope is lit and the prayers will focus on hope. On the second Sunday, the candle is lit as a symbol of Peace reminding us of the prophets who said that the Messiah would be born. On the third Sunday, the candle is lit as a symbol of Love, which represents John the Baptist who baptised Jesus. A candle representing Joy is lit on the fourth Sunday reminding us of Jesus’ mother Mary. The fifth and final candle is lit on Christmas Day and represents the birth of Jesus, the light of the world. Make a Christingle! Christingle means ‘Christ’s Light’ and it is a symbol used by Christians around the world. Christingles are made up of different parts, each one being there to remind us of something. - Beginning with an orange, this represents the world - Then we will need a birthday candle reminding us that Jesus is the ‘light of the world’. - A red ribbon goes all the way around the world and being the colour of blood reminds us that Jesus died for us. - Four cocktail sticks with dried fruit or small sweets skewered on represent the fruits of the earth and the four seasons. Search for the words highlighted above in the grid below. E P O R P O J E X Y T B Q H R K Z J G B E Z J Y K M B X K S M J E Y L A V Z Z O Q N J Y A U Y G D D J K A X I Z N M O A E M N E Z E Z F D M P B I J Z E A A O S S D L E V O L Z F O C H R I S T I N G L E W X Z F A T O N Q G W E Q C O N K V Y E E L P H W H K F R U I T S R P E F T E C P R L R H F L S D D W P U S I N D X U G C B X O I I H E L I C U Y G G D Q H R I H Y D B Y N T T T T P M W L K P G B S I G B E G F G O T H D K Z L M X T A H N P I Z R D Break the code! This is a well known Advent hymn, see if you can break the code to find its’ name. __ __ __ __ __ __ =C =O =E =M __ , ___ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ =L =U =N =A A candle is burning, a flame warm and bright, a candle of hope in the winter’s dark night While angels sing blessing from heavens starry sky,our hearts we prepare now for Jesus is nigh. Amen — Page 18 — Kids Korner The Friendly Beasts Jesus, our brother, kind and good, Was humbly born in a stable rude, And the friendly beasts around Him stood; Jesus, our brother, kind and good. "I", said the donkey, shaggy and brown "I carried His mother up hill and down; I carried her safely to Bethlehem town; I", said the donkey, shaggy and brown. "I", said the cow, all white and red, "I gave Him my manger for His bed; I gave Him my hay to pillow His head; I", said the cow, all white and red. "I", said the sheep with curly horn, "I gave Him my wool for His blanket warm. He wore my coat on Christmas morn. I", said the sheep with curly horn. Here’s a delightful Christmas card for you to make. "I", said the dove from the rafters high, "Cooed Him to sleep, so He wouldn’t cry We cooed Him to sleep, my mate and I. I", said the dove from the rafters high. Thus every beast by some good spell, In the stable dark was glad to tell Of the gift he gave Emmanuel, The gift he gave Emmanuel. All you will need is a sheet of white card, red and green paint and a paintbrush, pencil, red card, glue and a scissors Instructions: - Fold the card in half and draw a circle on the front with a pencil. - Paint your hand with green paint and make hand prints around your circle as shown above. - When you have finished making hand prints, wash your hand and leave your picture to dry. - When dry, dip your thumb in the red paint and make the berries by pressing your thumb on the handprints.. - Draw a bow shape on the red card and cut it out (be careful with the scissors)and stick it to your wreath. Finally, write your greeting inside, use the greeting above or write a special one of your own. Dear God, Thank you for giving us your son, Jesus Christ Your priceless gift, your precious blessing, your perfect love. Amen — Page 19 — JOTTINGS NEW PEW CUSHIONS IN THE PARISH CHURCH AT KILTERNAN Maori came out in their war canoes and chased him away having killed some of his sailors. S N oft and luxurious, extra comfort, giving a lift, beautiful soft colour – sounds like an advertisement, when in fact it is a description of the new pew cushions in the parish church! W e think the original pew covers were manufactured and supplied by the Corl Centre Rug Company under the Air Brand label and were in use possibly from the early 1930’s. However, they had fought the good fight, finished the race and kept us comfortable – their race was run! Norman Campion and his family generously gave the new seat cushions in loving memory of Matilda Campion a faithful parishioner over many years. Matilda had long spoken of new pew covers. T he Rector and Parishioners are deeply appreciative of this gift to the parish. Thank you Norman and family. Footnote: Somehow this item was omitted from the last Klips. Perhaps I was just gauging the response of parishioners – no one seems to notice the length of sermons any more. Thank you Norman! ew Zealand or Nieuw Zeeland as the Dutch called it was ignored for over a century until 1769 when Yorkshire man James Cook arrived and carried out surveys along the coast and eventually after some unfortunate initial encounters did manage to establish friendly relations with the Maori. found them a sophisticated people with a highly H esocial structure and an impressive ability to turn stone and wood into fabulously carved canoes, weapons and meeting houses – but yet they had no wheels, roads, metal, pottery or animal husbandry and the rest is history. Cook went on eventually to explore the South J ames Sea Islands and unfortunately came to a sticky end there. B ut there is another Cooke that David and Isabel might be inspired to follow in his footsteps – and that is Alistair Cooke. Born in 1908 in England he enjoyed an extraordinary life in radio and television. He was the Guardian’s Senior Correspondent in New York from the late 1930’s. A listair Cooke was best known at home (Britain) and abroad for his weekly BBC Broadcast “Letters from America” for fifty eight years totalling 2,869 broadcasts. These were reports on all sorts of American life – from politicians to simple domestic sagas. DATE FOR YOU DIARY: THE PARISH AMERICAN SUPPER PARTY WILL BE HELD THIS YEAR ON FRIDAY 13th NOVEMBER at 8:00pm in Parish School Hall contact Michelle in parish office for further information W IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF COOKE but not forgotten – by now David and Isabel G one late of this Parish, are safely located in that lovely part of the world bordering the Tasman Sea. So called after the Dutch explorer who was the first European to sight New Zealand in 1642. But that was as far as he got, the hat I am beating around the bush about is the hope that our own correspondents in New Zealand, David & Isabel will send us their “letter from New Zealand” from time to time. These would be greatly valued by the readers of Klips and all who greatly admired their years with us. N.C. ProductionTeam: Daphne Athey, Phone 01-295-5614; Sandy Colclough, Phone 01-295-0547; Christine Kennedy, Phone 01-295-0350 — Page 20 —