Rally for the vets

volume 3
issue 8
Rally for
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3.5 miles West of Pryor on Hwy 20
Poker Run Registration & Breakfast
$5 per Hand or 5 Hands for $20
Begins 69 Grill 25 N Mill (Hwy 69) Pryor @ 11am
First Bike Out: Noon • Last Bike Out: 1pm • Last Bike In: 4pm
Southard Style • Pit Stop • Harbor Lights • Pryor City Limits
All Proceeds Go To THE AMERICAN HERO RIDE
Hosted by: Eagles Nest IMB & oklahomabiker.net
This Is A Kickstart Entertainment Production
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The Wrecking Crew....................................…..4
Talkin’ Trash ..........................................………5
Inked………………....................................….6 - 7
Unite for Vets Poker Run & Party.................. 8 & 10
Newbees………………..................................…9
Support Our Troops............................…….…11
Joan Nash.......................................................11
Lisa’s Birthday Party..................................12-13
Dirty Tavern.....................................................14
Tanked…………..................................………15
Tulsa ABATE Toy Run.................................16-17
Taylor Benefit .............................................18-19
Lucky’s Party..............................................23-24
Lil Ricky Birthday Party.................................26-27
Joe Mack........................................................29
What’s Happenin’...........................................32
You Ain’t Funny…............................................38
Support our sponsors as they support
Oklahoma
Bikers.
This sounds almost
like a cliché anymore.
But when you think
about it, who do
we ask to help us
with poker runs
and other fundraisers? We ask
them for monetary contributions,
merchandise donations, or the use
of their business establishments.
My experience has been 9 times
out of 10 these folks dig deep into
their pockets and help in whatever way they can. So, readers,
please help keep biker money in
the biker community by visiting
the businesses advertised in this
Ragazine.
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Anyone planning a party or
fundraiser should contact the new
KICKSTART
ENTERTAINMENT for planning assistance.
KICKSTART
ENTERTAINMENT can handle all of the details of your event from advertising to booking entertainment to
providing prizes and food. Their
inaugural event will take place on
April 5th at Lucky’s 3.5 miles east
of Pryor on Highway 20. (Lucky’s
is located 11.5 miles east of Claremore on Highway 20.) If you
are planning an event, booking
bands, or maybe just curious as to
what KICKSTART ENTERTAINMENT is about, you should attend
this event. Not only will you hear
some great music, and eat some
good food; you might also win
some cool prizes (pg 8).
I wish to thank each and every one of you, both readers and
advertisers, for your continued
readership and support. Without
you folks OKLAHOMA BIKER
would have remained just a dream
of mine. I look forward to seeing
you at all the events this year. May
you always ride with Angels.
Our Calendar incorrectly
states the address for
Sandite Billiards. The
correct address is: 7822
Parkway Blvd – Tulsa.
South Tulsa Performance Cycle
11833 S. Memorial Dr.
918.906.8086
918.430.5897
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Judge parker
wanda watson
randy crouch
unite for veterans
Don’t miss the “Poker
Run & Party” on April
5th
promoting the
American Hero Ride.
Eagles Nest IMB hosts
the American Hero
Ride annually during
Memorial Day Weekend.
The money raised by
this event is donated to
the Veteran’s Hospital in
Memphis, TN.
Our run begins at “69 Grill / Joey’s”
@ 11am on April 5th. First bike out at
noon, and last bike out by 1pm. The run
will proceed to Southard Style then the
Pit Stop. Harbor Lights will be the 4th
stop. Final card drawn at Pryor City
Limits. Winners announced at Lucky’s
after hands have been tallied by staff of
Eagles Nest IMB.
KICKSTART ENTERTAINMENT, LLC
assembled the musical array for this
party. Southern rock’s JUDGE PARKER
from Ft. Smith kicks the affair off at 4pm.
Judge Parker has shared the stage with
Black Oak Arkansas, 38 Special, Molly
Hatchet, Johnny Van Zant, Foghat,
Marshall Tucker, Head
East, Pat Travers,
Confederate Railroad,
Chris Ledeoux, Drowning
Pool, and David Allan Cole.
Oklahoma Blues Hall of Fame
Member, Wanda Watson, will
also perform. In ‘04 & ‘06,
Wanda was voted Best
Vocalist by the Blues
Society. In ‘05, she was
voted
Best
Blues Act by the SPOT
Awards. In 2006, Wanda
was inducted into Old
Town Musician’s Hall of
Fame in AR. You can
expect to be WOWED by
Wanda Watson!
Randy Crouch and Flying Horse
will close the evening. Lauded as the
world’s greatest rock ‘n’ roll fiddle player,
Randy Crouch is a ground-breaking
Oklahoma multi-instrumentalist. Along
with his incredible fiddling, he plays a
variety of other instruments, notably
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guitar & pedal steel. I first saw
Randy at SunFest in ’79 when
he opened for Bonnie
Raitt and Jackson
Browne. Here is a
short list of Randy
Crouch’s many musical
accomplishments:
‘04
Fiddler of the Year · ‘05
Red Dirt Hall of Fame
· ‘06 Steel Guitarist of
the Year.
EDITIOR’S NOTE:
Randy’s
drummer,
Dave Teegarden, Jr., recently
appeared on the cover of
Current with his Grammy
Award
winning
dad.
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Oklahoma Biker will host a
ladies’ Bustin’ Buns Contest.
The winner will receive
$50 CASH, and will
be featured on
the back cover
of Oklahoma Biker the
Riders Ragazine.
Be
sure to vote for
your favorite lady.
Come for the food,
fun and music —
butt don’t miss it!
BIKER
CHURCH
New Freedom Fellowship
is located at 5441 South 99th East
Ave. (Southeast of 51st and Mingo)
We are located between 54th and
55th, on the east side of 99th, set
back from the street.
Sundays
9:00am Sunday school
10:00am Praise & Worship Service
6:00pm Worship & Testimony Service
Wednesdays
6:30pm Small Group Bible Study
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SUPPORTS OUR TROOPS
Joan Nash of Catoosa celebrated
her 81st birthday on January 2nd
with her very first motorcycle ride.
Friends met at Turf 300 Club on
Admiral and Joan was adorned in
appropriate biker riding attire. JD
then took her to Brown’s and back.
One question to Joan, “Are you
now smitten with the riding bug?”
25 N Mill • Pryor
918.825.0219
Burgers • Beer
Motorcycles
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Thanks to all of my friends who came
out to celebrate my birthday with me.
I had a wonderful birthday because of
you. A very special thank you to Sheila
and her staff at the Carousel Lounge
for their hard work in putting together
this party. You all did a magnificent
job. Thanks again everyone for being
there for me!
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Dirty’s Tavern
Dirty’s Tavern is located in the heart
of Tulsa’s Blue Dome District. You can
usually catch live music every weekend
and the drink prices are reasonable. It
is on our recommend list.
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Benefit
Poker Run
for the Family of
CINDY BUCKLES
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5.
SUNDAY
MARCH 30TH
Jamesville Y Bar (Haskell)
Old Town Saloon (Wagoner)
Hideaway
(Coweta)
Carousel Lounge (Tulsa)
South 40 (Broken Arrow)
First bike out 11am from
Jamesville Y. Last bike in 5pm
at South 40. For additional
information
call
Diana
918.704.5457
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TAYLOR BENEFIT
Lawrence and Janie Taylor wishes
their Benefit at Exit6C on Sunday,
to thank the following merchants
items, time and talent : Biker X, TGear, Victory of Tulsa, T-Town
Tahlequah, Randy Crouch,
and Left 4 Dead; also
and Dave and the
the event. Additional
and Janie Taylor Trust
locations in Tulsa area.
to thank everyone who supported
Feb. 10th. They would also like
and musicians who donated their
Town Leather , Jus Teezin’, Cycle
Chopz, Mike and Mike from
Teegarden and Friends,
Cheri from Left 4 Dead
crew at Exit6C for hosting
Contributions: Lawrence
Fund at all Bank of America
BROKEN SPOKE BAR
Open 7 Days A Week
Mon Nite: 9 Ball Tournament
Tue Nite: 8 Ball Tournament
Wed Nite: Ladies Night
Thu Nite: Pool League
Fri Nite: Karaoke
Sat Nite: Party Nights Or Live Music
15 N MAIN
FAIRLAND, OK
918.676.3734
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Live Music • Cold Beer
Karaoke • Darts • Pool
8-Ball Tournament Mondays
@ 7:30pm with Added Money
Bikers Welcome
1008 NE 1st
918.825.4725
myspace.com/pryorcitylimits
APRIL 18TH - 19TH
TICKET PRICES
1-DAY: $30 plus tax & handling
2-DAY: $50 plus tax & handling
FREE CAMPING AND PARKING
mUST BE 21 OR OVER TO ENTER
www.feverfest.com • 1.866.310.2288
FLAUNT GIRLS
Burlesque Show
ANGIE LAND
GLOBE OF DEATH
3 Bikes Riding
Inside A Globe
SPEED FOR HIRE
The Most Photographed Jet Powered Outhouse
Booty In Sturgis.
plus much more
“Life’s All About the Ass!”
Rhett Rotten
WALL OF DEATH
TRACTOR PULL
Sat In Campgrounds
Saturday
April 5th
american hero
party & poker run
WITH
judge parker
wanda watson
randy crouch
& flying horse
music & party
starts @ 4pm
Where You’re
Always LUCKY
TUESDAY
FREE POOL
WEDNESDAY
LADIES NIGHT
THURSDAY
POOL TOURNAMENT
FRIDAY & SATURDAY
DISC JOCKEY
Open 1pm - 2am
Tuesday - Saturday
Located on Highway 20
3.5 miles West of Pryor
11.5 miles East of Claremore
918.825.4903
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LUCKY’S
Wanda Watson, 2007
inductee into the
Oklahoma Blues Hall of
Fame, played at Lucky’s
after BACA’s State Board
Meeting in February. There
was plenty of food and lots
of cold beer for the
fantastic party that went
on afterward. G even
made it home with a
whole cake — now
that’s just wrong!
Lucky’s Too
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$5 Blasters
$1.50 Rattlesnakes
Happy Hour 4:30 - 6:30
blues city
3156 South Mingo Road – Tulsa
918.794.1781
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Happy Hour: 4-7
$1.50 Domestics
New Owners
Pat & Trish
PARTS • SERVICE • CLOTHING
MOTORSICKLES FOR SALE AND TRADE
202 N. OSAGE (HWY 75)
DEWEY, OK 74029
918.534.3789
866.591.3647
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Lil Ricky’s
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HAPPY HOUR
Buckets
(6 Domestic) $7.50
Bud Dry Longnecks $1.50
Monday — Friday 3 — 7
Saturday 12 — 5
WEDNESDAYS
Bike Night
(6 Domestic) $9.00
LIVE MUSIC
FRIDAY & SATURDAY
THURSDAYS
Legendary Blues Artist
Tiny Davis
Ladies Night FREE
Draw Beer for the Ladies
OPEN JAM
SUNDAYS AT 4
2619 S Memorial — Tulsa
918.621.HOGG
Biker Owned — Biker Friendly
Zach Smith
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A Tulsa Attorney Who Rides and Cares
about Oklahoma Bikers and Their Legal Needs
Experienced Trial Attorney helping Oklahoma Bikers
get their bikes repaired — plus medical attention for
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Joe Mack
Singer/songwriter/multiinstrumentalist Joe Mack will perform
all over the panhandle state this week,
including an 8 p.m. show at Iguana
Cafe in Tahlequah on Thursday,
March 20; a 9 p.m. concert with
special guests Tech Tonic at Sauced
in Oklahoma City on Friday, March 21
and an extra special solo performance
at 8 p.m. at Joseppi’s Italian Kitchen in
Stillwater on Saturday, March 22.
The 28-year-old Oklahoma native is
a musician’s musician. His interests
in sound perked at age five when he
started singing in the church. And it
was his voice that took him to study
music at Oklahoma State University
and to places faraway in Europe,
though nowadays Joe is known for
his outlandish guitar playing, real-time
phrase sampling and good ole Okie
demeanor that has charmed audiences
from Eugene, Oregon to Savannah,
Georgia, and at major festivals like
The Great Unknown (2003), SXSW
(2004) and Zoe Jam (2005). Most
recently, Mack won the 2007 Red Dirt
Harvest Festival’s Singer/Songwriter
Open-Mic Competition at the Grape
Ranch Winery in Okemah, Oklahoma
against 35 other song slingers in
Woody Guthrie’s hometown.
The round mound of sound has also
shared bills and stages with some of
the top talent from across the state
and nation, including Ryan Adams,
Tim Reynolds, George Clinton &
Parliament Funkadelic, Drew Emmitt
& Vince Herman (formerly of Leftover
Salmon,) the Mike Hosty Duo, The
Burtschi Brothers, Randy Crouch,
Split Lip Rayfield, Umphrey’s McGee,
Carter Sampson, Speakeasy and the
Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey.
He’s currently playing guitar and
singing backup vocals in singer/
songwriter Bill Erickson’s latest
project, The New Migrant Workers,
and performing as many solo gigs
per month as his beautiful wife and
animal family will let him. Mack is also
in the process of co-producing his first
full blown studio album with Travis
Linville, which is set for release in the
fall of 2008.
For more informationlogon to www.
myspace.com/joemackmusic.
KickStart
Entertainment
Supporting Live Original Music
& The Venues That Promote It
We Put It
All Together
918.261.4361
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ANGRY WHITE MEN
There is a great amount of interest in
this year’s presidential elections, as
everybody seems to recognize that our
next president has to be a lot better than
George Bush. The Democrats are riding
high with two groundbreaking candidates
— a woman and an African-American
— while the conservative Republicans
are in a quandary about their party’s
nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John
McCain.
Each candidate is carefully pandering
to a smorgasbord of special-interest
groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and
transgender people to children of illegal
immigrants to working mothers to
evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has
recognized, and it is the group that will
decide the election: the Angry White
Man. The Angry White Man comes
from all economic backgrounds, from
dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents
all geographic areas in America, from
urban sophisticate to rural redneck,
deep South to mountain West, left Coast
to Eastern Seaboard.
His common traits are that he isn’t
looking for anything from anyone — just
the promise to be able to make his own
way on a level playing field. In many cases,
he is an independent businessman and
employs several people. He pays more
than his share of taxes and works hard.
The victimhood syndrome buzzwords
— “disenfranchised,” “marginalized”
and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with
him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curseword to him. He’s used to picking up the
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tab, whether it’s the company Christmas
party, three sets of braces, three college
educations or a beautiful wedding.
He believes the Constitution is to be
interpreted literally, not as a “living
document” open to the whims and
vagaries of a panel of judges who have
never worked an honest day in their
lives.
The Angry White Man owns firearms,
and he’s willing to pick up a gun to
defend his home and his country. He is
willing to lay down his life to defend the
freedom and safety of others, and the
thought of killing someone who needs
killing really doesn’t bother him.
The Angry White Man is not a
metrosexual, a homosexual or a victim.
Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane
Katrina — he got his people together
and got the hell out, then went back in
to rescue those too helpless and stupid
to help themselves, often as a police
officer, a National Guard soldier or a
volunteer firefighter.
His last name and religion don’t
matter. His background might be Italian,
English, Polish, German, Slavic, Irish, or
Russian, and he might have Cherokee,
Mexican, or Puerto Rican mixed in, but
he considers himself a white American.
He’s a man’s man, the kind of guy
who likes to play poker, watch football,
hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play
golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club
once in a blue moon, change his own oil
and build things. He coaches baseball,
soccer and football teams and doesn’t
ask for a penny. He’s the kind of guy
who can put an addition on his house
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with a couple of friends, drill an oil well,
weld a new bumper for his truck, design
a factory and publish books. He can fill
a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get
it to the power plant on time so that you
keep the lights on and never know what
it took to flip that light switch.
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is pissed off. When his job site becomes
flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay
taxes and his wages drop like a stone,
he gets righteously angry. When his job
gets shipped overseas, and he has to
speak to some incomprehensible idiot
in India for tech support, he simmers.
When Al Sharpton comes on TV, leading
Women either love him or hate him, but some rally for reparations for slavery
they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. or some such nonsense, he bites his
If they’re looking for someone to walk tongue and he remembers. When a child
all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. He gets charged with carrying a concealed
stands up straight, opens doors for weapon for mistakenly bringing a
women and says “Yes, sir” and “No, penknife to school, he takes note of who
ma’am.”
the local idiots are in education and law
enforcement.
He might be a Republican and he might
be a Democrat; he might be a Libertarian He also votes, and the Angry White Man
or a Green. He knows that his wife is loathes anyone who cannot give him a
more emotional than rational, and he straight answer to an honest question,
guides the family in a rational manner.
or gives his hard earned tax dollars to
people who refuse to do anything for
He’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and themselves.There are many millions of
disappointed when people of certain Angry White Men. Four million Angry
backgrounds exhibit behavior that White Men are members of the National
typifies the worst stereotypes of their Rifle Association, and all of them will
race. He’s willing to give everybody a vote against crazy-assed Liberalism.
Gary Hubbell
fair chance if they work hard, play by the
rules and learn English.
Most important, the Angry White Man
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What’s Happenin’
MAR 23
Handlebar & HotRods
Cancer Sucks Easter Car & Bike Show
Hooters – Tulsa
918.250.1498
APRIL 5th
AMERICAN HERO
PARTY & POKER RUN
Lucky’s in Pryor
See Ad Inside Front Cover
APR 17-20
AMVC-Enid Rally
918.852.4493
Eagles Nest Rockstock
Rally For The Vets
918.865.8472
www.eaglesnest-fullmoon.com
APR 26
Dog Creek Hills Chapter 276
Claremore, Oklahoma
Southern Cruiser Riding Club
Dice Run for St Jude’s Hospital
Proceeds to benefit St. Jude’s Hospital
Rooster & Rose
Sports Grill & Pub
Daily beer
and food
specials
Keystone Lake on Hwy 412
Biker Owned
Rt. 1 Box 55
Cleveland
918.243.5242
918-906-5085
MAY 3
Party In The Parking Lot
Iron Lightning – Tulsa
918.307.0477
OKIE 1000
Patriot Guard Riders
[email protected]
MAY 10th
HANDLEBARS & HOT RODS
POKER RUN
Million Dollar Elm Casino
All proceeds benefit Cancer Sucks.
JIMMY DEE
Internet Sales Manager
Proud
Supporter
I-44 at Memorial
Tulsa, Ok
918.660.7530
cell: 918.856.1995
www.jimgloverchevy.com
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$1.25
Draws
Mon-Thur
$1.75
Longnecks
Fri-Sat
Sunday
3pm-12am 3pm-2am 12pm-10pm
Pool
3119 W 61st • Tulsa
Darts
Foosball
Huge Dance Floor
No Cover Charge
Located at Hwy 88 & 169
behind Conoco in Oologah
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If you think you’re funny send us
your best gut grabbin’ grinner to:
[email protected]
I took my dad to the mall the
other day to buy some new
shoes. We decided to grab a
bite at the food court. I noticed
he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would
look and find him staring every
time. When the teenager had
enough, he sarcastically asked,
‘What’s the matter old man,
never done anything wild in
your life?’ Knowing my Dad, I
quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would
have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eye in
his response, “I Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I
was just wondering if you were
my son.”
“No arsenal, no weapon in the
arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral
courage of free men and women.”
-- Ronald Reagan
Happy Hour Special
5pm - 9pm daily
Mix-n-Match Domestic Buckets
Any 5 for $7.50!
1/2 Price Buffalo Wings
1/2 Price Bosco Bread Sticks
1/2 Price Magoo’s Sampler
Ladies’ Night
Wednesdays from 6pm to 2am:
Ladies play free on the time tables!
Margaritas (on the rocks): $3.00
All Domestic Longnecks: $1.50
Magoo’s Restaurant & Billiards
5002 South Memorial Drive
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Telephone: (918) 663-3364
Facsimile: (918) 622-7317
Open 11am to 2am daily