NPD crime statistics drop

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H ERALDING O VER
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C ENTURY
LIFESTYLES
OF
N EWS C OVERAGE • 1903-2015
INSIDE
SPORTS
47TH KING
SPRING FESTIVAL
NAVY ACADEMIC
EXCELLENCE
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MAKING MOST
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The Natchitoches Times
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free, John 8:32.
Weekend Edition, March 28-29, 2015
Seventy-Five Cents the Copy
Natchitoches, Louisiana • Since 1714
2014 Detective Crime Stats
INSERTS INSIDE
Walmart
Classification
Total
Cleared
Percentage
Rite Aid
Homicide
3
3
100
Best Buy
Attempted Homicide
6
5
83.3
Dick’s Sporting Goods
Rapes
8
8
100
Walgreens
Robberies
30
20
66.7
Forgeries
10
4
40
Batteries
192
157
81.8
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Letters to the Editor
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write a letter to the editor.
See Page 4A for details.
Thefts
444
166
37.4
Stalking
12
10
83.3
Natchitoches Times e-mail
[email protected]
Assault
48
42
87.5
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www.natchitochestimes.com
Arson
2
1
50
Damage to Property
239
72
30.1
Phone Harassment
46
38
82.6
Burglaries
443
93
21
Other
259
171
66
TOTAL
1742
790
45.4
Auto
178
36
20.2
Residential
199
36
18.1
Business
33
6
18.2
Property
1199
386
32.19
Violent
350
300
85.71
Hi-Tech
85
46
54.12
WEATHER
HIGH
LOW
74
51
Area Deaths
Emmet Ferguson Sr.
Marcele Achord
Horace Phillips
Obituaries Page 2A
Motorcycle rally
scheduled
The Cane River Thunder
Full Throttle Motorcycle Rally
will be April 11-12 at 11 a.m.
on the downtown riverbank.
Registration is $20 per bike
and $25 with passenger. The
fee covers the fun run and bike
games. There will be a fun
run, vendors, bike show, blessing of the bikes, bike games
and door prizes. Proceeds will
benefit Operation Homefront.
The Thunder will have a
program to honor veterans on
the Fleur de Lis Stage at 3 p.m.
The Nakatosh Chapter of
The Priesthood Motorcycle
Ministry will host the event.
For information call Darrell
Armstrong at 663-8672 or
priesthoodotherbrother@yaho
o.com or Ralph Johnson at
229-8121 or [email protected].
Bingo at Flora
is Thursday
There will be bingo at the
Flora Community Center
Thursday, April 2 at 6:30 p.m.
Daubers and special sheets
will be available for purchase.
There will also be concessions. Proceeds will benefit
the recreation project at the
Flora Community Center.
Relay for Life
meeting set
The Relay For Life of
Natchitoches Parish team captains’ meeting will be April 16
at 5:30 p.m. in the President’s
Room
in the Friedman
Student Union at NSU.
Relay for Life is April 24 at 6
p.m. on the downtown riverbank.
Index
Obituaries
2A
Editorial
4A
Annie’s Mailbox
11B
Lifestyles
1B
Sports
6A
NSU President Dr. Jim Henderson and JeMarcus Marshall, sophomore football player,
visited students at St. Mary’s March 6 to read Dr. Suess stories in celebration of Read
Across America Day. On front row from left are SydneeAnn Bryant, Claire Bolton, Ava
Errington, Stella Chasteen, Sophia Hogg, Hanna Gahagan and Baylea Johnson. On back
row are St. Mary's 3rd Grade Teacher Leslie Heard, Marshall, Lora Cole, Jadee Beth Fair,
Amelie Wilson, Kristin Claire Murray, Gabby Godfrey, Ella Guilett and Henderson.
Students earning teaching certifications
through NSU impact Louisiana K-12 schools
Students earning certification to teach in Louisiana public
schools
through
Northwestern
State
University’s Master of Arts in
Teaching
(MAT)
and
Practitioner Teacher Program
(PREP) are making an impact
in Louisiana K-12 schools with
interns in 41 of Louisiana’s 64
parishes.
Statewide,
156
interns are currently teaching
in nearly every corner of the
state. Interns are teacher candidates who are nearing completion for certification by
teaching full-time in a K-12
classroom.
“The number of NSU alternative certification interns has
grown exponentially in the last
two years,” said Dr. Kimberly
McAlister, head of
the
Department of
Teaching,
Leadership and Counseling in
Northwestern State’s Gallaspy
College of Education and
Human Development. “This
growth is predominantly
attributed to our Summer
Practitioner program moving
to being offered 100 percent
online. NSU is now serving 35
Louisiana school districts in
preparing teachers to positively impact PK-12 student learning.”
The MAT and PREP graduate programs offer accelerated
pathways to teacher certification. PREP is a one-year, online
program leading to Louisiana
certification. Candidates complete nine graduate hours
online in the summer, followed
by two semesters of Internship
and Seminars in the fall and
spring semesters. MAT is an
online program that leads to a
Master of Arts in Teaching
degree as well as Louisiana
licensure. The MAT requires
33-39 graduate hours depending on certification area and
culminates in a one-year
internship in Louisiana.
“Online programs are provided with both asynchronous
and synchronous class meetings,”
McAlister
said.
“Students can meet with classmates anywhere as long as
they have Internet access.
This increased flexibility is
important to meet the needs of
today’s teachers.”
Admission requirements
include a bachelor’s degree
from a regionally-accredited
university, an overall grade
point average of 2.5 or higher
AND passing scores on the
PRAXIS CORE – Reading,
Writing and Math. PRAXIS I
PPST will be accepted if
passed prior to Sept. 14, 2014.
An earned master’s degree, an
ACT composite of at least 22 or
SAT combined verbal and
math score of at least 1030 will
substitute
for
PRAXIS
CORE/PPST.
In addition,
applicants must have passing
scores on the PRAXIS II content/subject specific examinations in their teaching
area/grade level. Applicants
must have a minimum score of
280-281 on the GRE’s new scoring system or 750 in the old
scoring system. The GRE is
only required for MAT; candidates are given one semester to
meet this requirement.
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City declares March ‘Women’s History Month’
Mayor Lee Posey and the
Natchitoches City Council
proclaimed March “Women’s
History Month” at its meeting
March 23. Council member
Sylvia Morrow presented the
proclamation to Dr. Joan
Walker.
Raised
in
Natchitoches, Walker works at
the
Outpatient
Medical
Center. “What an honor,” said
Walker. “I’m grateful to be recognized by the City; a place
where the foundation for
where I’ve been was laid.”
Other items voted on
include:
• Final vote on an ordinance
amending Ordinance No. 64 of
2001 by changing zoning classification of property in East
Natchitoches from R-1 residential to R-2 multiple family
to construct a duplex
amending Ordinance No. 64 of
2001 by changing zoning classification of property on
Washington Street from R-1
special exception to R-2 multiple family special exception to
construct a second dwelling
unit
amending Article II of
Chapter 30 of the Code of
Burglaries:
NPD crime
statistics drop
The Natchitoches Police
Department answered 27,561
calls for service in 2014, for an
average of 75.5 calls per 24
hour period, according to a statistics report released by Chief
of Police Micky Dove. This is a
9 percent decrease from 2013.
The
NPD
Criminal
Investigations Division investigated 1,742 cases, clearing 790
for a 45.4 percent clear ratio.
The
Juvenile
Detectives
Division investigated 179 cases
and cleared 183. The Criminal
Investigations Division experienced a 5.6 percent increase of
91 cases over 2013.
The total amount of written
tickets decreased by 22 percent
from 2013. Traffic and Patrol
worked 1,052 cases. Of these,
one traffic incident resulted in
a fatality and 61 crashes resulted in injuries. This is a
decrease of 215 crashes worked
by the Traffic and Patrol
Division, which is a 8.3 percent
decrease. Dove attributes the
decrease to the fact that pri-
vate property crashes without
injuries are no longer worked
on a crash report, but are put
on a blotter report instead.
Dove predicts the decrease will
be sharper in 2015, since the
change went into effect
midyear in 2014.
The Traffic and Patrol
Division wrote 3,256 tickets
including:
Seat belt-1,007
Speeding-319
Red light violations-126
Stop sign violations-288
DWI violations 48
All other violations-1,468
The NPD made 1,566 total
arrests in 2014, of which 1.417
involved adults and 149
involved juveniles. This is a 24
percent decrease in total
arrests for the department
from 2013, when there were
2,005 arrests.
A report of the juvenile and
Natchitoches
MultiJurisdictional Drug Task
Force will be in the Thursday
edition.
Campti man arrested for theft
Council members Sylvia Morrow, at left, and Don Mims, at
right, presented a proclamation to Dr. Joan Walker naming
March “Women’s History Month” in the City of
Natchitoches.
Ordinances of the City of
Natchitoches titled “Security
Lighting Service”
• Final vote on ordinance
authorizing the mayor to
enter into a cooperative
endeavor agreement with the
Natchitoches
Community
Alliance Foundation to provide for exclusive use and control
of
the
website
Natchitochesonthemove.com
to amend and reenact Chapter
13.1 of the Code of Ordinances
for the City of Natchitoches
titled
“Flood
Damage
Prevention”
• Introduction of Ordinance
adopting the millage rate for
the 2015 tax year
• Introduction of the ordinance approving and consenting to the granting of an
See City Page 3A
Natchitoches
Parish
Sheriff ’s
Detectives
have
arrested Michael Colton White,
22, of the 2200 block of US 71/84
in Campti in connection with a
theft March 19, according to
Natchitoches Parish Sheriff
Victor Jones Jr.
White was charged with one
count of felony theft and
remains in the Natchitoches
Detention Center with bond set
at $5,000.
Deputies investigated a theft
in the 2500 block of US 71 near
Campti March 16 in which a
1950’s model 8n Ford Tractor,
Mercury outboard motor, wood
heater, aluminum boat, farm
implements and a Dodge pickup truck, all valued at $2,000.
Detectives also learned that
some of the stolen items had
been sold in Red River Parish.
During the investigation
deputies recovered a Homelite
Pro chainsaw, Husqvarna 455
Rancher chainsaw, Craftsman
chainsaw and a Craftsman tool
box with assorted tools that are
unaccounted for.
If you have any of the above
items reported missing, contact Det. Darrel Winder at 3577830.
2A
THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES Weekend Edition, March 28-29, 2015
Arrest leads to drug seizure and additional arrests
Obituaries
MARCELE DURR ACHORD
A service to honor the life of
Marcele Durr Achord will be at
2 p.m. Sunday, March 29 at
Blanchard St. Denis Funeral
Home with Bro. Billy Shuggart
and Rev. Leo Walker officiating. Burial will follow at
Beulah
Cemetery
in
Marthaville. The family will
receive friends from 5-9 p.m.
Saturday,
March
28
at
Blanchard St. Denis.
Marcele Durr Achord, 86, of
Natchitoches, passed away
March 26, 2015 in Natchitoches.
She was born Feb. 7, 1929 in
Red River Parish to Alton and
Ola Stroud Durr.
Those left to cherish her
memory include her children
Marlene Lindsey and her husband Jimmy Lee, Debbie
Morgan and her husband
Robert, Rodney Achord and his
wife Monica; grandchildren,
Jason Lindsey, Kelly Crawford,
Christi
Longlois-Marney,
Joseph Longlois, Abby LaCour,
Dennis
Morgan,
Randy
Achord, Casie Deville, Rian
Achord, Eric Breedlove, Luke
Spears, and Naomi Bynog; as
well as 21 great grandchildren
and two great-great grandchildren.
Her grandsons are honored
to serve as her pallbearers.
HORACE J. PHILLIPS
Services for Mr. Horace J. Phillips, 76, of were Friday, March 27 at 11 a.m. at Asbury United
Methodist Church with burial following at Mt. Olive Cemetery. Services were under the direction
of King’s Funeral Home in Ruston.
Mr. Phillips was born Dec. 23, 1938. He passed away Saturday, March 21, 2015.
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A service to honor the life of
Mr. Emmett Paul Ferguson Sr.
will be at 10 a.m. Monday,
March 30 in the chapel of
Home. Burial will follow at
Fern Park Cemetery of
Natchitoches. The family will
receive friends from 5-8 p.m.
Sunday,
March
29
at
Home.
Mr. Ferguson, 98, passed
away Wednesday, March 25,
2015 in Natchitoches.
Natchitoches
Parish
Sheriff ’s Deputies arrested a
Natchitoches man on felony
drug charges Feb. 27 at 11:30
a.m. during a traffic stop near
Natchitoches that led to the
seizure of illegal narcotics and
the arrest of two women, one
wanted by the NPSO on burglary charges, according to the
Victor Jones Jr.
Deputies assigned to the
NPSO Criminal Patrol Unit
were patrolling on La. Hwy 6
east near Natchitoches, when
they stopped a 2006 Ford passenger car for a traffic violation. During the stop, deputies
identified the driver and
learned his drivers license was
suspended. A passenger in the
vehicle was identified as Derek
Demond
Jones,
34,
of
Natchitoches.
Deputies obtained permission to search the vehicle, seizing small bags of suspected
methamphetamine, drug paraphernalia and additional evidence on the possible whereabouts of a suspect wanted by
the NPSO on outstanding criminal warrants.
As a result, deputies arrested:
Derek D. Jones, 34, of the 100
block of Curtis Sowell Circle,
Natchitoches, booked into the
Natchitoches Parish Detention
Center charged with possession of CDS schedule II
Methamphetamine and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Deputies say while booking
Jones into the Natchitoches
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The family of Eloise McCart wishes to
express our greatfulness for the outpouring
support shown not only through the end, but
through the entire journey of her struggles
and illnesses. Not one act of kindness will
go un-noticed, from prayer chains, visits,
food, flowers, cards, memorials, mowing
her yard - Thank you for these blessings.
PLEASE CONTACT MS. BETTY FULLER AT 318-379-2878
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LOUISIANA SCHOOL FOR MATH,
SCIENCE, AND THE ARTS
La Cap Senior Spotlight recognizes Asia
Allen of Louisiana School for Math, Science, and the Arts (LSMSA) as an
outstanding high school senior. Asia has maintained a 3.6 GPA and is an
active theatre performer. She has held leading roles in The Children’s Hour
and Romeo & Juliet and is also a member of the International Thespian
Society.
Detention
C e n t e r,
Correctional
Officers discovered addit i o n a l
methamphetamine on his
person. Jones
was charged
Jones
with
introduction
or
bringing contraband into a correctional facility.
Deputies then focused on the
apprehension of a suspect
identified as Brandi Janee
McGee of Winnfield. McGee
was wanted in connection with
the Jan. 22 burglary of a residence in the 9500 block of La.
Hwy 120 near Robeline.
During the burglary, entry
was gained through a rear
door.
Items reported stolen
were a safe containing $200
cash, and documents. Other
items stolen were several pairs
of boots and miscellaneous
items amounting to $1,050.
Detectives established sufficient evidence and probable
cause to obtain criminal warrants for the arrest of McGee
signed by a Tenth Judicial
District Court Judge.
Deputies went to a mobile
home in the 1900 block of La.
Hwy 6 East near Natchitoches,
where they took McGee into
custody without incident while
sleeping on a sofa. Deputies say
while inside the mobile home,
they observed suspected narcotics and drug paraphernalia
in plain view. Agents assigned
to the Natchitoches Multi-jurisdictional Drug Task Force were
contacted to assist in the investigation.
During a search, agents
seized suspected methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia.
Deputies and Drug Task
Force agents arrested:
Funds for low income energy
assistance available
Natchitoches Parish Office
of Community Services (OCS) ,
415 Trudeau St., is announcing
the availability of funds dedicated to assist low-income
households with their energy
payments in Natchitoches
Parish.
Applications are taken on a
first come, first served basis.
Appointments for applications
will be given Thursday, April 2
starting at 8:15 A.M. by phone
calls only.
To schedule an appointment
you must call 318-357-2220. For
your application to be complete, you must provide all
information.
An eligible
household is one whose total
income is at or below the levels
in the table below and who has
not received a previous benefit
with in the past 6 months.
Applicants must provide, at a
minimum, the following documentation at the time application is taken:
•Copies of each household
member’s social security number,
•Proof of income of all
household members,
•a copy of an energy bill
(must be within the past 6
months) for the home of the
Asia is also active outside of school. She served as a 2014-2015 Christmas
Belle and volunteers her time in the community. Currently, Asia holds an
internship with K Pop Starz, an online magazine, as a writer.
La Cap believes it takes good grades, community involvement, and hard work
to make a successful leader. Asia is being recognized for these qualities,
making her a role model for others.
La Cap is committed
to improving our community’s well-being by offering financial and
volunteer support to organizations that enhance the quality of life
through programs for youth, education, and financial literacy.
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P a r i s h
McGee
Detention
C e n t e r
charged with 1-count of Simple
Burglary, one-count of criminal trespassing, one-count of
possession of CDS schedule II
Methamphetamine, one-count
of possession of drug paraphernalia, and one-count of
probation violation.
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Barron, 26, of
the 1900 block
of La. Hwy 6
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Natchitoches,
booked into
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Barron
Natchitoches
Parish
Detention
Center
charged with one-count of possession of CDS schedule II
Methamphetamine and onecount of possession of drug
paraphernalia.
Jones and Barron have been
released on bonds pending
their court appearances while
McGee was transferred to the
Avoyelles
Women’s
Correctional
Facility
in
Marksville.
The items taken in the
January burglary were recovered in Catahoula Parish.
Involved in the investigation
and arrests were:
Deputy
Brandon Smith, Detective
Jonathan Byles, Deputy Amber
Shirley, Deputy E. Sowell,
Deputy B. Shugart and
Natchitoches Multi-jurisdictional Drug Task Force Agents.
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Home Health
applicant,
•a photo I.D. of the head of
household and
•another document which
was mailed to the •applicant at
the service address indicated
on the energy bill and which
list the same address as the service location on the energy bill.
If it is determined additional documentation is required
the applicant will be notified at
the time of application.
Households reporting Zero
income must provide additional documentation, a Zero
Income form, which must be
picked up and completed by
date of appointment. All information provided is subject to
verification. Intentional misrepresentation of information
may result in criminal prosecution of application and anyone
assisting in the misrepresentation. For information call 3572220.
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Household
Max income
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1
$1,807
2
$2,363
3
$2,920
4
$3,476
5
$4,032
6
$4,588
7
$4,692
8
$4,796
9
$4,901
10
$5,005
11
$5,109
12
$5,214
13
$5,318
14
$5,422
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$5,526
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Weekend Edition, March 28-29, 2015 THE NATCHITOCHES TIMES
3A
Man receives Navy Academic Excellence Award
Natchitoches Community Care Center was recognized by the American Health Care
Association and National Center for Assisted Living (AHCA/NCAL) for reaching Tier 3
national quality goals. On front row from left are Candyce Gribbin, Wanda Megee, Jolean
Strahan, Amber Lacour, Douglas Feazell, David Grotefend, Doris Mitchell and Jennifer
Abrams. On back row are Annette Walker, Justina Terrell, Sharon Edmond, Ijetta Joseph
and Margaret McDaniel.
Care Center recognized for reaching quality goals
Natchitoches Community
Care Center was recognized
by the American Health Care
Association and National
Center for Assisted Living
(AHCA/NCAL) for reaching
Tier 3 national quality goals.
Natchitoches
Community
Care Center met or exceeded
three of four goals of the
AHCA/
NCAL’s
Quality
Initiative, a national effort
focused on reducing hospital
readmissions, nursing staff
turnover and antipsychotic
medications, as well as
increasing customer satisfaction.
The AHCA/ NCAL Quality
Initiative aims to improve the
lives of individuals receiving
care in long term and postacute care centers by setting
specific goals in four, key
areas.
Care Center achieved or
exceeded the following three
goals:
* safely reduce hospital
readmissions within 30 days
during a skilled nursing stay
by 15 percent;
* increase staff stability by
reducing
nursing
staff
turnover by 15 percent;
* achieve customer satisfaction, as evidenced by having
90 percent of residents and
families willing to recom-
mend their center to others
The fourth goal is to safely
reduce the off-label use of
antipsychotics by 15 percent.
AHCA/ NCAL member centers that met these goals were
identified using data from outside sources on readmissions
and antipsychotic use, while
national surveys were used to
collect staff turnover and customer satisfaction data directly from members. Oak Haven
Community Care Center, as
well as other achievers from
across the country, was honored at AHCA/ NCAL’s
Quality Symposium, which
took place February 23-25,
2015, in Austin, Texas.
City...
amended and restated leasehold mortgage
with Pilgrim’s Pride Corporation
• Resolution committing funding for the
Blanchard Road Development Planning and
Construction FP&C Project No. 50-MK9-14-01
• Resolution authorizing the mayor to advertise and accept bids for the underground 13.8
kV primary dist. Cable replacement in the
vicinity of Kelly, University, Kingston and
Piermont
The next City Council meeting will be
Monday, April 13 at 5:30 p.m. at the
Natchitoches Arts Center on Second Street.
The offices of the City will be closed Friday,
April 3 for Good Friday.
Students...
“People who are choosing to complete alternative certification programs have many
options leading to certification. I believe people
should choose Northwestern,” McAlister said.
“We are committed to fully equip teachers to
address the complexities of the classroom.
Feedback from our graduates and their employers along with data collected by the Board of
Regents support this claim.”
Northwestern State now offers on-site PRAX-
IP offers grants
Each year International
Paper provides over $10 million to support thousands of
charitable organizations in
the communities where its
employees live and work.
Company contributions and
Foundation grants are a significant part of the company’s
giving strategy, as it strives to
be the best socially responsible corporate neighbor.
International Paper funds
creative giving that changes
lives with a focus on programs
centered around environmental educational and literacy,
along with addressing critical
community needs. The Red
River Mill announced over
$25,000 available. The deadline
to apply is April 1.
To apply for a grant visit
www.ipgiving.com and list the
Red River Mill as the IP location. Contact Victoria Lemane
at 476-8107 for more information.
VOTE TODAY
William R. “Dody” Campbell #1
FOR MAYOR OF PROVENCAL
As Mayor I will:
• Pursue Federal and State Grants to
improve utilities
• Establish a working relationship
with the City Council
• Engage Police Jury to improve our
roads
• Incorporate local churches for
community growth
Neck and
Back Pain
being
successfully
treated daily.
Stephen Wheat, MD
William Whyte, MD
Call today for an
appointment
(318)352-4477
138 East Fifth Street
Natchitoches, LA 71457
IS testing at the Teacher Education Center. The
deadline to apply for the summer 2015 cohort is
Friday, May 1. For more information, call
Ramona Wynder, coordinator of Alternative
Certification, at (318) 357-4058, or email [email protected].
For more information on Northwestern
State’s alternative certification programs, visit
tlc.nsula.edu or contact McAlister at (318) 3576144 or e-mail [email protected].
Vote # 1 Today!
Thank You For All Your Support!
Allen Chronister, 22, of
Natchitoches graduated from
U.S. Navy Boot Camp in Great
Lakes, Ill., March 20.
Chronister received the
Academic Excellence Award
given to the graduating
recruit who maintained the
highest academic and assessment standards throughout all
phases of training. Only six of
700 in boot camp received
awards. He received a letter of
commendation from the commanding officer recognizing
his
achievement
during
recruit training.
Chronister will attend A
School following boot camp in
which sailors get specialized
training in the field they want
to work in. Chronister plans a
naval career. His is a machinist mate and will enter submarine training.
He
graduated
from
Natchitoches Central where
he was on the powerlifting and
football teams. He is a graduate of La. Tech University
where he studied engineering
before joining the Navy.
His mother is Emily Moore
of Natchitoches and his siblings are Melanie Nation, Leif
Nation, Cheyenne Johnson
and Dakota Johnson. His girlfriend is Kaylee Brown, also of
Natchitoches.
His
grandmother
is
Genevieve Almaguer
and
great
grandmother
is
Florence Moore of Spanish
Lake.
Chronister has numerous
other
relatives
in
the
Natchitoches and Robeline
areas.
League to host
BBQ dinner sale
The Natchitoches Parish
Voters and Civic League will
host a BBQ dinner sale
Saturday, April 4 from 10 a.m. 2 p.m. Lunches will be sold at
the Natchitoches Regional
Medical Center parking lot on
Keyser Avenue. Plates will be
$8 and include chicken, baked
beans, potato salad, bread and
cake.
Allen Chronister received the Academic Excellence Award
during graduation from US Navy Boot Camp. It was one of
only six awards presented to the 700 graduates.
Emily Moore of Natchitoches attended the boot camp graduation of her son, Allen Chronister, a former Natchitoches resident who graduated from Natchitoches Central.
Section A, Page 4
Editorial
Weekend Edition
March 28-29, 2015
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Report shows little hope for
change of economic trends
Louisiana has one of the nation’s highest poverty rates, lowest educational attainment levels and most unstable tax bases,
and a new study by Tulane University’s Cowen Institute shows
little hope for improvement in those and other economic indicators any time soon.
The report concluded that this state has the highest rate of
out-of-school, unemployed young adults in America, and that
costs taxpayers $1.7 billion a year in loss of tax revenues and
direct expenses for health care, social services and law enforcement.
Researchers cite poverty and lack of education as primary
factors in the state’s 20 percent level of jobless, out-of-school
young adults between the ages of 16 and 24. That is well above
the national average of 14 percent.
Thousands of new jobs are expected to be created in
Louisiana over the next decade as petrochemical companies
build and expand plants along the coast to take advantage of
the state’s ports and vast supplies of oil and natural gas.
That industrial growth, if it materializes, will not benefit the
segment of the population cited in the report, because most of
those young adults that are unemployed and not enrolled in
school do not have the skills, training and education to fill those
jobs.
Louisiana has one of the most inadequate workforces in the
nation because of the low educational attainment levels of a
high percentage of young adults that should be able to fill projected new jobs, and the state seems to be going in the wrong
direction in providing opportunities for those citizens.
State funding for community and technical colleges and fouryear universities that could be preparing many more young
people for the workforce has been drastically reduced over the
past seven years with more cuts planned for this year.
Curtailed funding has forced most schools to eliminate or
downsize academic and job training programs that could prepare more young adults for employment. Cuts in state support
for higher education have also created the necessity for higher
tuition costs that make education unaffordable for many state
residents.
Until education at every level becomes a higher priority for
Louisiana leaders and schools and colleges are adequately
funded, the state will continue to have a high rate of jobless,
out-of-school young adults. The state’s fragile economy will
also continue to reflect the damage created by inadequate support for education.
Association with Northwestern
should boost Hall of Fame
The new cooperative agreement between Northwestern State
University and the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame and
Northwest Louisiana History Museum could help provide the
momentum and energy for increased attendance at the Front
Street museum.
Northwestern students enrolled in hospitality management
and tourism, business and marketing and other academic programs will also benefit from opportunities to assist the stateoperated museum with promotional programs, exhibits and
other initiatives.
Statewide and national attention has been focused on the $23
million Sports Hall of Fame and History Museum. The facility
has generated extensive media attention and has received international acclaim for its unique design and architecture.
But attendance, revenues and the economic impact of the
Hall of Fame and Museum have not met expectations, largely
because of curtailed state funding in the museum system for
marketing and promoting the facility in Louisiana and nationwide.
Natchitoches is fortunate to have the facility that is recognized as one of the best of its kind in the United States. It
should be a huge asset to the economy of the community and
region, and the new agreement with Northwestern could be a
major step toward helping the Hall of Fame and museum reach
its potential impact.
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AG joins suit
to define
‘spouse’
for Obamacare
Statewide officials looking at fee changes
By
Jeremy
Alford
LaPolitics News Service
With the governor opposed
to any net tax increases this
session, practically every corner of state government is
turning to fees as an avenue to
generate additional dollars for
the upcoming fiscal year.
The budget for the 2015-16
year has a shortfall of $1.6 billion and spending cuts have
become the norm, thus necessitating the push for fees this
spring. The session convenes
April 13.
Agriculture Commissioner
Mike Strain, whose department is facing a $5.8 million
reduction, said that he will ask
lawmakers for the authority to
pursue $1.1 million in fee
increases.
If the House and Senate
agree, Strain will then have to
take his appeal to various
boards and commissions,
which will in turn have to vote
to raise the caps on the existing
fees they oversee.
“We’re going to be looking at
all different kinds of fees,”
Strain said. “We’re working
with industry right now and
they’ve been receptive to this.
We’re also going to argue to the
Legislature that some of our
funds need to be restored.”
Secretary of State Tom
Schedler won’t be asking for
new fee revenue, but he is seeking legislation that would allow
his office to pool existing revenue from election-related fees
into a single fund to bankroll
voter technology upgrades.
That includes replacing
Louisiana’s
aging
voting
machines.
“The process of replacing
the large machines we use now
with something similar to a
television screen or tablet will
take several years,” Schedler
added.
Additionally, there are at
least eight executive departments and agencies proposing
$74 million worth of new fees
and fee increases this session
to close their budget gaps,
according to the governor’s
budget
presentation
last
month.
If those go into effect, businesses and individuals will be
asked to pay more for tax
installment agreements, vehicle title certificates, medical
window tints, storage facility
licenses, ferry toll fares, billboard permits, environmental
document processing, pipeline
fees, entertainment incentive
fees and penalties on late tax
payments, among many other
government-regulated services
and functions.
Fees are also at the heart of
the debate over providing funding to higher education.
Rep. Franklin Foil, R-Baton
Rouge, has introduced House
Bill 62, a constitutional amend-
ment that would allow colleges
and universities to impose new
fees or increase them without
seeking approval by the
Legislature.
He said the effort is about
giving higher education institutions “more stability and
control over their budgets.”
The idea may have some
momentum. Gov. Bobby Jindal
originally proposed having students and parents pay higher
fees out of pocket, to be
recouped later through a tax
credit bankrolled by hiking the
cigarette tax.
But the administration proposal has since been refined.
The working plan now is to
have universities and colleges
apply for tax credits on a per
student basis using the proceeds from a cigarette tax or
another revenue source.
Lack of votes delay
capital outlay money
There are 236 capital outlay
construction projects that were
in line for funding in July, but
will have to wait until
September possibly, because
roughly half of the House
failed to fill out and return the
latest Interim Emergency
Board mail ballots.
Approximately $272 million
in funding will now be delayed
for these projects.
Only 63 of the 300 projects on
the mail ballot were approved
by lawmakers, representing
the largest ballot in recent
memory. It’s also the first time
anyone
in
Division
of
Administration can remember
so many capital outlay changes
failing due to a lack of votes.
The vote counts from the
House, which has 105 members, ranged between 53 and 57.
The Senate, by comparison,
voted to approve all 300 projects
on the mail ballot that was sent
out recently.
It doesn’t appear to be intentional, but rather a lack of participation due to a number of
factors described by House
members as “trying to catch up
after the Mardi Gras holiday,”
the “budget talks took all my
attention” and the “sheer size
of the ballot.”
“I can’t believe they did
this,” said a senator in regard
to the House vote. “I had reps
from my own district not voting for projects that we worked
on together.”
The capital outlay bill is
divided into and numbered,
one through five, by priorities,
and the administration wanted
to move the projects from priority two to priority five.
New projects are placed in
priority two, ongoing projects
are in priority one and the
trailing money for future projects is in priority five.
Projects impacted include
levee work and river dredging,
as well as items for the World
War II Museum, among many
others.
The Interim Emergency
Board will not reconvene, nor
will a new mail ballot be sent to
lawmakers. Rather, the administration believes it can make
the necessary changes during
session.
The capital outlay bill is
divided into and numbered, one through five,
by
priorities, and the administration wanted to move
the projects from
priority two to
priority five.
New projects are placed
in priority two, ongoing
projects are in priority
one and the trailing
money for future projects
is in priority five.
The official goal of the ballot
was to prioritize projects in
order to move them to priority
one. But other sources suggest
the
administration
was
stretched thin on promises it
made to lawmakers last session
on capital outlay projects and
the changes were needed to not
only show those promised projects were moving, but to also
free up space in priority two for
more sweeteners to be offered
to lawmakers in the upcoming
session.
Asked
for
comment,
Division of Administration
spokesperson Gregory Dupuis
said, “The priority system
helps to ensure that projects
can get the funding they need
as their projects enter new
phases of development and
construction.”
Legislative
fundraising
underway
Lawmakers are prohibited
from raising money while
they’re in session, even if it is a
re-election year.
That means the period right
before session begins keeps
lobbyists and others pretty
busy attending parties and
events — and writing checks.
Last month, a state representative had three events hosted
for himself in a single week.
“I think we’ve seen enough
of each other for a while,” said
one donor.
During the first week of the
month, there were at least
seven fundraising events for
six lawmakers, maybe a few
more. The schedules seem to be
filling up in the middle of the
week,
Tuesday
through
Thursday.
“I kind of expected more
people to be having fundraisers
right now, though,” said a lobbyist. “I guess that means
they’ll come calling after session.”
A few lawmakers who have
yet to hold an event said
they’re avoiding pressing the
flesh until they know for sure
whether they’ll be opposed in
the fall.
They Said It
“(We’ve) used every plug,
every bell and whistle, and
turned over the couches and
dug for money between the
cushions to balance the budget but there’s none left.”
— Sen. Blade Morrish, in
The Lake Charles American
Press
(BATON ROUGE, LA) —
Attorney General Buddy
Caldwell has asked a federal
court to block implementation of a new U.S. Department
of Labor rule that would redefine the word “spouse” under
the Family and Medical Leave
Act. The rule would undermine the will of Louisiana
voters and force employers to
recognize same-sex unions for
the purposes of FMLA.
Caldwell joined a lawsuit
filed last week by the Texas
Attorney General in U.S.
District Court in the
Northern District of Texas.
The suit contends that the
U.S. Department of Labor,
through its rulemaking, contradicts the full faith and
credit statute, infringes on
Louisiana’s sovereign immunity and illegally tries to preempt state law.
Under the proposed
change to FMLA, employers
would be required to recognize same-sex unions that are
legal in other states, no matter whether such unions are
legal in the employers’ state.
The redefinition of “spouse”
under FMLA would be effective Friday.
“The people of Louisiana
have made it very clear that
we believe in the traditional
definition of marriage, and
our law protecting that definition has been upheld in
court,” Caldwell said. “Now,
the federal government is trying to circumvent our state
constitution, and it is ignoring the U.S. Supreme Court’s
decision in Windsor that reaffirmed a state’s right to define
marriage on its own terms.
This illegal mandate under
FMLA should never be implemented.”
The lawsuit maintains that
the proposed rule stands in
“direct contravention” to the
full faith and credit statute by
failing to defer to the laws of
states that define marriage as
the union between one man
and one woman. The definition would place employers in
the untenable position of
either violating state law or a
federal regulation when
determining whether to grant
applications for FMLA
spousal leave.
In addition, the rule puts a
significant burden on employers who would be called upon
to approve or disapprove
leave requests without any
final guidance from federal
appellate courts and the U.S.
Supreme Court on the underlying issue of same-sex marriage, the lawsuit stated.
Caldwell asked the court to
issue an injunction prohibiting the new definition of
“spouse” in FMLA from taking effect and to find that the
rule change is illegal.
Arkansas and Nebraska
are also plaintiffs in the lawsuit.
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This Week at Northwestern State
Deadline approaching for
Healthy Behaviors grant
The Rapides Foundation
has released its new Healthy
Behaviors Program Grant.
Through this grant opportunity, the Foundation seeks
to prevent and reduce tobacco use, substance and alcohol
abuse and obesity through
strategic actions within the
nine Central Louisiana
parishes served by the
Foundation.
The goals of this funding
opportunity are to: start new,
or expand current, prevention efforts; integrate tobacco control, substance and
alcohol abuse awareness,
physical activity and nutrition strategies; and impact as
many Central Louisiana residents as possible.
Proposed interventions
should be based on best,
promising or innovative
practices to create a comprehensive community-based
program.
Grants of up to $300,000
over a three-year period are
available. Applicants must be
nonprofit organizations classified as tax-exempt under
Section 501(c)3 of
the
Internal Revenue Code, or a
government organization.
Grant proposals should
impact residents within
Allen, Avoyelles, Catahoula,
Grant, LaSalle, Natchitoches,
Rapides, Vernon or Winn
parishes.
The first step to apply for
the
Healthy
Behaviors
Program Grant is to submit a
Letter of Intent by the deadline of Wednesday, April 15.
Approved Letters of Intent
will be invited to submit a
full
proposal
to
the
Foundation at a later date.
Applications must be submitted using the Foundation’s
online application process.
Details about the funding
opportunity, including links
to the online application, can
be found on the Foundation’s
website at www.rapidesfoundation.org
under
the
“Grants-Funding
Opportunities” tab.
History Forum set for Saturday
The Natchitoches Black
Heritage Committee will host
a Women's History Forum
Saturday, March 28 at 10 a.m.,
at the Natchitoches Arts
Center on Second Street. The
theme is "Women Inspiring
Equity and Change.”
The event is free and open
to the public. There will be
door prizes and refreshments.
“The popularity of women's
history celebrations contin-
ues to spread as more people
are becoming aware of the
contributions of women and
girls,” said City Council member Sylvia Morrow.
Women's History Month
highlights the contributions
of women to events in history
and contemporary society.
Women from around the state
will gather to celebrate the
contributions
of
other
women.
Here is a look at the week of March 29 – April 4
at Northwestern State University.
March 29 – April 4 – Early registration for summer, fall
semesters
March 29 – April 2 – “Vision: The Natchitoches
Paintings of Grady Harper,” Orville Hanchey Gallery
March 29 – Baseball, NSU vs. McNeese, Brown-Stroud
Field, 1 p.m.
Bank of Montgomery continues its annual corporate sponsorship of the Friends of the Natchitoches Parish Library.
Lyn Christophe, vice president and University branch
manger, presents a check to Amy Walmsley, Natchitoches
Parish Library community outreach coordinator.
NSU to offer set of OSHA
safety training courses
Northwestern
State
University’s
Office
of
Electronic and Continuing
Education will offer a set of
OSHA
Safety
Training
Courses in April. The classes
will be held on South Hall on
NSU’s Natchitoches campus.
A 10-hour course for those
in the construction industry
will be on April 6 – 7 from 4
p.m. to 10 p.m. A 10-hour class
for those in general industry
will be on April 8 – 9.
A 30-hour course for those
in the construction industry
will be on April 13 – 17 from 4
p.m. to 10 p.m. A 10-hour class
for those in general industry
will be on April 20 – 24.
The 10-hour course is for
entry-level workers. The cost is
$150. The 30-hour class is
intended for supervisors and
workers with higher safety
responsibility. The cost is $495.
General industry safety
training targets employees in
general industry including
plants, manufacturing, retail
establishments, health care
facilities, schools, colleges,
institutions and military
installations.
Construction
industry safety training targets employees from construction sites including new, renovation and demolition work.
The courses provide training for workers and employers
on the recognition, avoidance,
abatement and prevention of
safety and health hazards in
workplaces in general industry. The program also offers
information
on
worker’s
rights, employer responsibilities and how to file a complaint.
For more information, call
(318) 357-5682, (800) 376-2422 or
go to ece.nsula.edu/non-credit.
Two suspects arrested in connection with burglary near Robeline
Natchitoches
Parish
Sheriff ’s Detectives arrested
two people in connection with
a February burglary near
Robeline Sunday Feb. 15 at
3:20 p.m., according to
Victor Jones Jr.
Deputies assigned to the
NPSO
Patrol
Division
responded to a reported theft
at a home near Robeline. Upon
their arrival, they spoke with
the complainant learning that
entry had been gained into his
barn between Jan. 25 and Feb.
15.
Deputies completed an
offense report, photographed
the crime scene and referred
the case to the NPSO Criminal
Investigations Division for
investigative purposes. As the
investigation
progressed,
detectives learned that some
of the stolen items had been
sold in Sabine Parish and the
Natchitoches area.
Detectives obtained sufficient evidence and probable
cause to obtain criminal
arrest warrants signed by a
Tenth Judicial District Court
Judge. Detectives arrested:
On March 9, Johnny Wayne
Stewart, 33, of the 100 block of
Holly Street, Provencal, La.,
was
booked
into
the
Natchitoches
Parish
Detention Center charged
with one count of simple burglary and one count of felony
theft.
Stewart who has seven
prior
bookings
in
Natchitoches Parish remains
in the Natchitoches Parish
Detention Center.
On March 10, Cecilia
Henderson, 40, of the 300
block of Post Mill Road,
Robeline, was booked into the
Natchitoches
Parish
Detention Center charged
with one count of simple burglary and one count of felony
5A
theft.
Detectives say
that all of the
stolen merchandise with the
exception of the
Echo chainsaw
have been recov- Henderson
ered.
Detectives also say Stewart
purchased a 2000 Dodge
Durango with proceeds from
the illegal sales of the stolen
property.
Detective
Jonathan Byles
was assisted by
Detective
Wyn
McDowell
and
D e p u t i e s
assigned to the
NPSO
Patrol
Division.
March 29 – NSU Concert Choir, Magale Recital Hall,
7:30 p.m.
March 30 – April 2 – Safe Spring Break programs
April 2 – Delaney Bowl, Turpin Stadium, 5:30 p.m.
April 3 – University closed for Good Friday
April 3 – Softball vs. Central Arkansas, Lady Demon
Diamond, 3 p.m.
April 4 – Softball vs. Central Arkansas, Lady Demon
Diamond, 12 p.m.
April 3 – 11 – Spring break
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Items reported stolen in a robbery near Robeline were five
Stihl chainsaws, one Echo chainsaw, one John Deere chainsaw, one Sthil weedeater, and one Stihl pole saw valued at
$1,600.
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SPRING REVIVAL
You Are Invited:
Rev. Michael D.
Callahan and The
Members of First
Baptist ChurchAmulet cordially
invite you to their
Spring Revival where
Rev. Andre Hayne
will be the Guest
Evangelist.
WHEN:
March 31, April 1, and April 2, 2015
WHERE:
1116 Amulet Street
Natchitoches, LA
WHO:
Rev. Andre Hayne
Mt. Pleasant Baptist Church
Montgomery, LA
WHY:
To encourage someone to give their
life to CHRIST
An Eternal Memory
Until We Meet Again
Those special memories of you
Will always bring a smile
If only I could have you back
For just a little while
Then we could sit and talk again
just like we used to do
You always meant so very much
And always will
The fact that you’re no longer
here will always cause me pain
But you’re forever in my heart
Until we meet again
RIP
“Lil Bit”
U
Uncle
I would not have ever imagined you would
be murdered. It’s been five years and it still hurts.
b
SSo much pain and anger and sadness daily. When
I thought the pain couldn’t get any worse I got a
phone
p
call for a meeting at NPD on Oct 24, 2014
at
a 2:00 PM. That meeting almost destroyed me
the
t nerve of these people Got another doctor to
ggo over our private pathology report in which we
paid
p
for Dr. Emil M. Laga to perform a complete
autopsy
a
and said his findings was wrong but the
doctor
d
they hired only had paperwork no tissues
never
n
even saw you or done an autopsy of his own.
Uncle
U
you use to say all the time people would
do
d anything and sweep stuff under the rug they
don’t
d
want to bother with if they are wrong. If we
would
w
have known Dr. Emil M. Laga was missing
and
a can’t be found we would have not attended
that
t
meeting. Need I say any more that’s why the
meeting
m
was called This is so sad But may God
have
h
mercy on their soul Uncle take your rest. I
fought
f
a good fight but we are at a crossroads now
tthis thing has got out of hand It’s time to Let Go,
L
Let God take it from here he is the only one who
can handle these liars and murders.
Love Always
Sharvel Addison, and Family
Section A, Page 6
Weekend Edition,
March 28-29, 2015
Lady Chiefs track
team finishes 2nd
at Oil City Relays
The NCHS Girls track team
finished second in the Oil City
Relays March 20 and set several records.
Seniors Jekedria Brooks,
Hannah Nichols, Colby Carey,
and DeKayta Alex ran the 800
meter relay in a 1:41.64 breaking the meet record of 1:42.47
and the NCHS record of
1:42.80. It was also the fastest
time ran in the state by any
girls relay team moving them
into the National Elite rankings.
Nichols, Carey, Alex and
senior Claire Methvin, in
place of Brooks, set a new
meet record in the 1600 meter
relay as well finishing in
3:58.60 breaking the record of
4:01.07.
DeKayta Alex set an individual meet record in the open
400 meter running a 57.15 to
break the old record of 57.50
set in 2007 moving her into the
National Elite rankings for
the event.
Carey’s win in the 800 meter
run with a time of 20.95; moving her into the number three
all time spot for Natchitoches
Central.
Brooks, Methvin, Gabrielle
Lovemore
and
Retha
Beuadoin finished third in the
4 X 100 meter relay.
In the field events, junior
Haley Sanchez threw the ‘shot
put’ 36 feet. 8 and one-half
inches; second in NCHS history but finished fourth.
Erin Palisi vaulted 9 feet
and 6 inches finishing fifth.
Brooks finished third in the
100 meter and 200 meter at
12.76 and 26.30.
Nichols was third in the 400
meter with a time of 1:00.06.
Victoria
Carroll
and
Methvin placed third and
fourth in the 300 meter hurdles. Carroll also finished second in the 100 meter hurdles
in 16.15.
Junior Anna Coffey finished sixth in the 1600 meter
and 800 meter with times of
5:46 and 2:39.
The Lady Chiefs will be
back on the track and field
tomorrow in the Natchitoches
Central Invitational held at
the NSU track facility.
St. Mary’s softball
continues storybook
season
The St. Mary’s Lady Tigers
softball won its sixth and seventh
straight
games
Wednesday at home over
Block in dominating fashion.
They won game one 13-3 and
game two 26-2. The Lady
Tigers improve to 10-3 overall
and 6-0 in District 3-1A.
In game one The Lady
Tigers jumped out to a 7-0 lead
and cruised to the win.
Junior
Madelyn
Matt
scored three runs and stole
five bases.
Sophomore
Abigail
Gardner pitcher a complete
game striking out nine.
In game two, the Lady
Tigers took it to another level.
They scored 10 runs in the second and 15 in the third inning.
Matt, her sister, Meradith,
and seventh graders Reagan
Davis and Ragan Hale scored
three runs each.
The sweep came much easier than the Lady Tigers previous three wins against
LaSalle, Northwood-Lena and
Calvin where they had to
score in their final at bat in
each.
“Yeah those three games, I
thought I was going to go in to
labor early,” said head coach
Elizabeth Jonson who is over
seven months pregnant.
“These however were much
needed, less nerve-racking
wins,” she joked.
The Lady Tigers busy
schedule continued Friday as
they hosted Weston at 3:30 p.m
(The score was unavailable at
presstime).
Sports
Chris Salim, Sports Editor
(318) 352-3618
email: [email protected]
Lakeview making the most of its opportunities
By Chris Salim
Sports Editor
With only five varsity
sports, the Lakeview Gators
and Lady Gators don’t get alot
of chances to showcase themselves to the rest of the state.
But during 2014-2015 season, they made the most out of
their opportunities.
“We preach to the kids that
you don’t only win in athletics,” said Principal William
Hymns.
“If you believe you are winners in your heart then you
have already won and it has
become a school wide attitude.”
In the fall, first year head
football
coach
Freddie
Hallman guided the Gators to
a 7-5 regular season including
a 26-6 win over Red River in
the first round of the playoffs.
It was the first time in school
history the football program
had won a playoff game.
“It just took a little time
early in the season to get all
the pieces together,” said
Hallman.
“But our guys put a lot of
hard work in and were willing
to buy in to what we were
preaching and it says alot
about them. Because we
demanded a lot of them and
they rose to the occasion. We
just can’t of ran into a buzz
saw in the second round with
Sterlington but we are heading in the right direction.”
The Lakeview Lady Gators
basketball team and coach
Marjorie Cotton had their
share of bumps in the road.
Tay Hardy sets up the
Nykeria ‘KiKi’ Jones shoots a offense in the 2A State
jumper during March 4 semi- Championship game against
Running back Montez Pikes carries the ball during a game
final game against Pickering. Riverside March 14.
Photo by Kevin Shannahan
Photo by Kevin Shannahan against Logansport Sept. 12.
Photo by Kevin Shannahan
They started the season off 113 and all seemed lost.
But the Lady Gators
refused to give up on the season. They battled their way
into the playoffs with a
thrilling 59-58 win in overtime
over Calvary Baptist securing
the 29th-seed in the 2A playoffs but finished the regular
season 7-19.
“We had so many games
during the course of the year
that we gave away late,” said
head coach Marjorie Cotton.
“I kept telling the girls that
if they kept fighting that sooner or later things would turn
our way.”
Did it ever? The Lady
Gators peaked just as the post
season began with a stunning
upset win at fourth-ranked
Redemptorist 61-51 in the first
round. It didn’t stop there.
They won in the second
round
at
20th-ranked
Northeast 50-34 and knocked
off fifth-seeded Jonesboro
Hodge
57-55
in
the
Quarterfinals becoming the
lowest seed in basketball
power rankings history to
reach the Top 28.
‘We just got going at the
right time,” said Cotton.
“I knew we were capable of
it but they had to believe it.
And they did in the playoffs. I
can’t thank the players and
the fans of Lakeview that supported us. It was one heck of a
run and I’m glad we could do
something to make the school
proud.”
Then came the highly touted Lakeview Boys basketball
team and first year head coach
Brian Williams who were hungry for another opportunity in
the State Championship.
The Gators advanced to the
2A
State
Championship
against Riverside March 14
but fell just short.
“The character of the players seems to carry over to
everyone in the school,” said
boys basketball coach Brian
Williams.
“When you get an entire
group of people rallying
around a cause, the results are
gonna be positive and I think
that is what you are seeing
with our athletics right now.”
Lakeview may have even
more to offer this year. The
softball team and coach
Ashley Franks are off to a
good start at 5-4 and with a
chance to win several in the
coming weeks.
The Lakeview Gators are
on the rise and a force to be
reckoned with in Class 2A.
Lady Chiefs soccer team gets 10 on All-District Team after historic season
By Chris Salim
Sports Editor
The Natchitoches Central
Lady Chiefs soccer team had a
historic season making it to
the Quarterfinals for the first
time in program history. Ten
Lady Chiefs were named to
the All-District team.
The Lady Chiefs finished
the regular season 15-3 and
made the playoffs as the 11thseeded.
They defeated 22nd-ranked
Caddo Magnet 2-1 in the first
round, defeated sixth-ranked
West Monroe 1-0 on the road in
the second round in a heartstopping overtime thriller but
lost
to
third
ranked
Dominican
3-1
in
the
Quarterfinals in torrential
rain.
Senior Macie Stultz was
‘Co-District Player of the
Year’ scoring seven goals and
nine assists on the season; She
had five goals and three
assists in district play games
Senior Claire Methvin was
named Offensive MVP scoring
15 goals and 10 assists for the
season; She had eight goals
and eight assists district
games
Junior Gabby Lovemore
and sophomore Carli Raupp
made First Team.
Lovemore had 14 goals and
four assists for the season; she
had 10 goals and two assists in
district games.
Raupp had 10 goals and
assists for the season; she had
seven goals and three assists
in district play
Seniors Brooke Teekell and
Claire Young and junior Perry
Burell made second team.
Teekell had one goal and
two assists; one assist in district.
Young had five goals for the
season; three in district
Burrell had one goal and
seven assists for the season;
she had 5 assists in district
games
Junior Amber Minor and
sophomores
Bailey
Thompson and Cameron
Owsley
made
Honorable
Mention.
Thompson scored a goal in
non-district play.
Owsley, the goal keeper
allowed four goals and recorded seven shutouts in district.
Lady Chief members on front row from left are Hannah Nichols and Raupp. On second row
are Cameron Owsley, Tori Triggs, Brooke Teekell, Macie Stultz, Claire Methvin and Sayla
Baker. On third row are Anna Coffey, Bailey Grace, Asia Dolliole, Gabby Lovemore, Alyssa
Milner, Perry Burrell and Haley Raynes. On back row are Young, Amber Minor, Meredith
Phelps, Whitney Crooks, Avery Keen, Grace Sexton.
Tigers hammer Block, 10-1
By Chris Salim
Sports Editor
The Natchitoches Central Boys soccer team went through a rebuilding year but
nonetheless showed progress for a bright future. On front row from left are
Deontrious Washington, Eli Langley, Billy Clemons, Clint Foster, Hunter Leyva,
William Brown, Chris Gistarb, Dylan Price, Trey Llorence, Jimmy Lee. On back row
are Jake Stultz, Amir Shalabi, Russ Stultz, Thomas Wiggins, Victor Borrego, John
Thomas, Cade McConathy, Adolfo Rodriguez. Foster made First-Team All-District,
Shalabi made Second Team and Clemons made Academic All-State. The Chiefs
defeated Peabody 4-1 and had three ties. They also had several competitive matches
against district rivals West Monroe, Ruston and Alexandria where they lost in heartbreaking fashion by one goal.
The St. Mary’s baseball
team got a dominate pitching
performance from senior
James Carney in route to a 101 win over district rival Block
Thursday night on the road.
The Tigers improved to 6-9
and 2-0 in District 3-1A.
The Tigers scored a run in
the first inning when junior
Garrett Vienne was hit by a
pitch and scored on an error.
Carney continued to mow
down Block hitters while the
Tigers’ offense sputtered
briefly.
With the Tigers still leading
1-0 in the top of the fourth,
junior Thomas Lirette doubled to lead off the inning follow by a walk by junior
Michael Leone. Both scored
later on an error by the pitcher to make it 3-0. Vienne
slapped an RBI single to pad
the Tigers lead to 4-0.
The Tigers continued to
pull away in the top of the
fifth.
Eight-grader
Sam
Simmons lined a two-run dou-
ble to right scoring Leone and
junior Warner Lee to make it
6-0.
Junior Matthew Gallien led
off the sixth inning for the
Tigers reaching on an error.
Carney single him home
moments later to make it 7-0.
Lirette, then, hit a sacrifice fly
scoring pinch-runner Slade
Bienvenu making it 8-0 after
six as the Tigers cruised to the
win.
Carney
was
nearly
untouchable giving up one
unearned run, two hits, two
walks and striking out 12.
Vienne led the Tigers at the
plate going 2 for 2 with two
runs scored and two RBIs.
Simmons was 2 for 3 with two
RBIs and a runs scored.
Gallien scored a run and
drove in two. Carney, Leone
and senior Tyler McCain each
recored a hit.
The Tigers played Friday
on the road at Many at 6 p.m.
The score was unavailable at
presstime. They play again
Monday at home against
Montgomery at 5:30 p.m.
7A
Demons sweep Miss. Valley State, set for McNeese State series
Natchitoches Central’s Lawrence Irchirl finished second
in 114 pound weight class at the Division 1 State
Powerlifting Meet March 21 at Alexandria Senior High.
He bench pressed 190 pounds, squatted 355, and deadlifted 415 for a total of 955 which tied St. Paul’s Nick Gordon.
Unfortunately, Irchirl lost the tiebreaker which was
decided by body weight. Irchirl weighed in at 112.8 to
Gordon’s 112.6.
NATCHITOCHES – The
hits didn’t come in bunches
like they did the night before,
but Northwestern State made
sure they counted just the
same Wednesday afternoon
at Brown-Stroud Field.
The way the Demons
pitchers worked, however,
was equally as efficient as
the day before.
It all added up to a 4-1
Demons victory against
Mississippi Valley State in an
afternoon game at sunsplashed
Brown-Stroud
Field.
“We got the big hits when
we needed them,” third-year
coach Lane Burroughs said.
“Chase (Daughdrill) got the
big two-out, two-run single,
and then Cort (Brinson) got a
big hit late to stretch the
lead.”
Daughdrill’s third-inning
single snapped a 1-all tie and
gave
right-hander
Evan
Tidwell (2-2) the run support
he needed to even his record.
After watching the Delta
Devils (4-14-1) strike out 14
The Natchitoches Parish Sheriff’s Office sponsored the winning Junior Team for the
‘Clays for Spays’ Tournament March 7. From left are Cameron Churchman, Bryce
Moulton, Preston Tibbetts and Tanner Thompson.
times
Tuesday,
Tidwell
attacked the strike zone and
needed just 62 pitches to post
six innings of one-run ball.
Tidwell threw 47 of his
pitches for strikes, as the
Demons (14-10) extended
their winning streak to three
games. He scattered five hits,
did not walk a batter, did not
allow an earned run and
struck out a pair.
“He had the great start
against ULM two or three
weeks ago and then wasn’t
sharp the last time out, and
he’ll be the first to tell you
that,” Burroughs said. “It
was good to see him attack
the strike zone with multiple
pitches, pitch down, spin the
baseball like he’s taught to
and that was very encouraging.”
Brinson put Northwestern
State on the board in the bottom of the first, driving a
one-out single up the middle
to score Joel Atkinson, who
led off the game with his
team-leading eighth double of
the year.
With the Demons up 3-1 in
the seventh, Brinson doubled
to left field again driving in
Atkinson, who scored three
times.
Brinson’s two-hit game
extended his season-long hitting streak to six games.
During the streak, Brinson
has five two-hit games and
has raised his batting average 49 points.
“It was a 12 o’clock start,
which is not normal,”
Brinson said. “(Tuesday)
night, we got a lot of hits, and
(Wednesday) they didn’t
come as often, but we got
them when they mattered
and that’s what counts. I
started off pretty slow at the
beginning of the year. I feel a
lot better right now. It probably started two weeks ago. I
started working back into it.
Helping the team out any way
I can is what I want to do.”
After
Tidwell
worked
through his six innings,
Hunter Duvic, Chase Hymel
and Brandon Smith each
posted a scoreless inning.
In the series, NSU relievers tossed 10 scoreless
innings and struck out 14
Delta Devils hitters.
“We got some guys on the
mound who hadn’t been out
there much – guys we’re
going to need down the
stretch – and that was
encouraging,”
Burroughs
said. “I was proud of our
relievers – Chase, Hunter and
Brandon. They haven’t been
out there much, and they
came out sharp.”
Brinson had the Demons’
lone
multi-hit
game
Wednesday while his and
Daughdrill’s two RBIs each
accounted for all four
Demons runs.
Northwestern
State
remains at home, wrapping
up its season-long five-game
homestand
by
hosting
McNeese
State
in
a
Southland Conference series
beginning Friday at 6:30 p.m.
(Score
unavailable
at
presstime). Saturday’s afternoon at 2 p.m and Sunday’s at
1 p.m. are afternoon affairs.
The NSU football team had their ‘Pro Day’ Tuesday at Turpin Stadium. Quarterback
Zach Adkins, left and cornerback Imoan Claiborne, center, and defensive tackle Deon
Simon could be three players to watch on Draft day.
Photos by Gary Hardamon
Southern temporarily reassigns athletic director, former Demon
Southern has temporarily
reassigned athletic director
William Broussard without
explanation.
The university announced
in a statement Thursday afternoon that Broussard will
move
to
the
Southern
University System Office on
April 1 with the expectation
that he will return to the athletic department Aug. 1. Men’s
basketball
coach
Roman
Banks will double as athletic
director during that time.
The brief statement gave
no reason for the unusual
move.
“The reassignment is a personnel matter and therefore
the University can not discuss
it publicly,” the statement
read. “The University will
have no further comment on
the subject.
“We fully anticipate that Dr.
Broussard will return as
Director of Athletics on Aug.
1, 2015.”
Broussard confirmed his
reassignment in a text message to The Advocate on
Thursday morning, but did
not respond to a request for
further comment. Banks did
not return a phone message.
The Southern Board’s athletic committee is scheduled
to address the athletic director situation at a regularly
scheduled meeting Friday
morning. The board members
were on retreat Thursday and
unavailable for comment.
Broussard, who was hired
three years ago amid NCAA
sanctions stemming from
inadequate
Academic
Progress Rates, has been at
the center of a universitywide effort to get the NCAA to
lift a postseason ban that was
instituted more than a year
ago because the university
supplied inadequate APR
data.
The submission of inadequate data, some of which
dates a decade, predated
Broussard’s tenure.
Broussard said last week
that the next step in trying to
move past the APR issue is the
certification of athletes for
the fall semester. That work
will begin in June to present
the certification to the NCAA
on Aug. 15.
“It’s a pretty massive
undertaking,” Broussard said
at the time. “Some faculty will
be coming off their summer
vacations to help us finish it.”
It was unclear Thursday
whether Broussard will be
involved in the certification
during his reassignment,
though his role in the
University System Office
would seem to require additional duties beyond those
limited to an individual campus.
Broussard had said he was
hopeful that the submission of
the fall certification would
lead to the ban being lifted
before the Nov. 1 end of the
current probation period.
All Jaguars teams are ineligible for NCAA postseason
competition.
Broussard, 36, received a
three-year contract extension
in April that runs though
June 30, 2017. The deal included a raise in Broussard’s
annual salary from $115,000 to
$138,000.
The Southern Board’s academic committee voted 7-1 in
favor of the extension, and the
full board voted 15-1.
NSU Baseball team to host Alumni weekend for ‘95 and ‘05 teams
NATCHITOCHES – All
weekends in the Southland
Conference baseball race are
created
equal
in
Lane
Burroughs’ eyes.
For at least one member of
Burroughs’ staff, however,
this
weekend’s
matchup
against McNeese State, which
begins at 6:30 p.m. Friday at
Brown-Stroud Field, holds a
little more interest.
The three-game series
against the Cowboys (16-9, 6-3
Southland) serves as reunion
weekend for the Demons (1410, 6-2), who will honor the
1995 and 2005 NSU squads.
Those teams each won
Southland Conference championships, and the 2005 squad
reached the NCAA Baton
Rouge Regional.
“It will be good to see everybody,” said pitching coach
Bobby Barbier, a starter on
the 2005 squad. “You’d like to
keep in touch with everybody
you’ve played with, but it gets
hard. We’ve gone our separate
ways and have different lives
now. It’s exciting to get everyone back.”
When the Demons and
Cowboys meet, there will be
another reason Barbier will
be happy to see his teammates
and those who came before
him.
“As a player, I know when
other teams who won championships came back it gave you
a sense of pride,” Barbier
said. “You’re not playing for
just yourself. Our guys get a
chance to see how much it
means to these 25 or 30 or however many show up for the
reunion weekend.”
As a junior on coach Mitch
Gaspard’s 2005 team, Barbier
had experienced the same
type of building process Lane
Burroughs has instituted in
his three years at the helm of
the Demons program.
Barbier
Barbier
and
his teammates
broke through
in Year 3, winning the second Southland
Conference
championship
of
Gaspard’s
tenure.
Through the first three
weekends of conference play,
the current Demons are a halfgame behind league-leading
Southeastern
Louisiana,
which is NSU’s next conference foe.
“There was a sense of
team,” Barbier said. “We
played for each other. It was a
group very similar to the one
we run out now. We had three
starters on the weekend, no ifs
ands or buts. We had a really
good midweek starter in
Rusty Jones. We had two guys
in the back of the game we
can always count on. We had
older players who had at-bats
in the league. Our league is an
older man’s league. The team
with the most experience, the
most at-bats, those are teams
that normally do well.”
What stands out most to
Barbier a decade later isn’t a
play he made or a swing he
took. As reunion weekend
arrives, his favorite memories
are more about the journey –
both literally and figuratively
– toward the Southland
Conference
championship
and a trip to the NCAA
Regional in Baton Rouge.
It is a journey he is reminded of as he looks at the 2015
Demons, who have 21 conference games left to see if they
can continue the NSU tradition of winning championships at the midpoint of
three straight decades.
“Going to the regional was
great,” Barbier said. “That
was a good reward for that
John Waskom won the junior ‘best in shoot’ for the
Natchitoches Human Society’s Clays for Spay shooting
Tournament March 7. Pictured with him are Shirley (left)
and Temple.
team. I remember that team,
the feeling of every time we
got beat was, ‘How could that
ever happen to us?’ It was different than any other team I
played on. It was, ‘How did we
let that one slip away?’ We
honestly thought we were
going to win every single
game we played. We went into
some big-name schools and
beat them on their own field.
“Winning the conference
championship at Nicholls
State with one full weekend to
go, that was pretty special.
That ride home was a pretty
special ride with a bunch of
guys who had been together
for a long time.”
All three games of the
series will be broadcast on the
Demon Sports Network, flagshipped by 100.7 KZBL in
Natchitoches. Free audio is
available at NSUDemons.com.
Patrick Netherton will deliver
the play-by-play.
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Section B, Page 1
Weekend Edition,
March 28-29, 2015
What’s
Your
Line?
By
Shirley A.
Small-Rougeau
Reading Marilyn Wood’s
article on the treasures she
had found and /or acquired
from her ancestors and
David’s, I was inspired to
look at some items in my own
treasure chest. Some of these
were not necessarily family
memorabilia or those owned
or given by family members,
but are treasured by me. The
first and most important is
my grandfather, Thomas
William Purvis’ Bible which
he passed on to my mother
and she passed on to me.
Included in this Bible in my
mother’s handwriting are all
the important dates in the
lives of those who were born,
married, had children and
died. My grandfather was
born in 1865, the year the
Emancipation Proclamation
was signed. Also belonging to
my maternal grandparents is
a vintage vanity dressing
table without its mirror, but
still remaining upright. and
hanging on. This style vanity
dates back to the early 1900s.
Grampa gave this to my
mother, his only surviving
daughter, before his death in
1951. My sister had it for
nearly thirty years and she
passed it on to me.
In the 60s, during the
height of the Civil Rights
Movement many Co-ops
popped throughout the southern states; the Federation of
Southern Cooperatives was
the umbrella organization for
many of them. One of these
was the Gees Bend (AL)
Quilting Bee. The ladies of
this group started out making the crude and not very
beautiful quilts that were
utility, made for warmth and
not for beauty, As these
women became more accomplished at their craft the
quilts took on a whole new
look and began to sell for
prices never imagined by
these humble women from
this small farming community, I have among my treasured
items, one of their very first,
black and white checker
board patterned quilts made
from collected scraps and
hand quilted. Without thinking or realizing the age and
quality of the material, I
tried to wash it and it fell
apart, but I still hang on to it
lovingly and proudly. Another
of the Bees was the far more
widely known, Mississippi
Freedom Quilting Bee.
My collection of 33.3 and
45 RPM records have been
sought after by many, but
acquired by none, except
those that were “borrowed”
by friends and relatives and
never returned; before I
learned that you do not loan
classic books and records to
anyone. Of course there are
the hundreds of photographs
from every period of my family’s lives and ventures. What
I think bothers most of us of
my generation is, who among
those coming behind us will
be interested in these items?
Sadly, I have no answer to
that for myself.
The other things I am
proud to have in my scrap
book are original invitations
to the Inaugurations of
Presidents, Jimmy Carter,
William Jennings Clinton
and Barack Obama. I was
able to sit at the first two, but
remained in the “Purple
Tunnel of Horror” for five
hours during the third inauguration.
Lifestyle
Natalie Covher
Lifestyle Editor
(318) 352-3618
e-mail: [email protected]
Art League Names Horton 47th King of Spring Festival
James Hershel Horton will
reign as the 47th King of the
Spring
Festival
Court
Presentation and Ball, sponsored by the St. Denis Art
League. He, his queen, Mary
Katherine Horton and the
Spring Festival Ladies and
Gentlemen of the Court will be
presented Saturday, April 25,
in the Friedman Student
Union
Ballroom
at
Northwestern
State
University.
Horton is a native of Oak
Grove and is the son of the
late Mr. and Mrs. James
Francis Horton. A graduate of
Oak Grove High School, he
received a bachelor of science
degree in math and physical
education from Louisiana
Tech University and holds a
master of science degree in
vocational education from the
University of Arkansas.
A life-long educator, His
Majesty began his coaching
and teaching career in Rocky
Mount at Rocky Mount High
School and later taught for the
Monroe city schools. His vocational and technical education
administration
began
in
Arkansas as a school director
and program supervisor for
the
Arkansas
State
Department of Vocational
Education.
After
returning
to
Louisiana, he was named as
the director of the technical
school in Homer and was later
named as the regional director
of the Northwest Louisiana
Region 7. Before his retirement Horton also served as the
dean
of
the
Louisiana
Technical
College
Natchitoches Campus. During
his tenure with the Louisiana
Community and Technical
College System, he was named
the 2003 Educator of the Year
by the Coordinating and
Development Corporation of
Louisiana.
Since his retirement with
the state, Horton has served as
the initial program director of
the Continuum for All
Louisiana Learners (CALL)
Program of Northwestern
State University.
He also
served as an adjunct instructor for Louisiana State
University’s Comprehensive
Public Management Program
for several years.
Throughout his career
Horton has consistently served
as an innovator with educational and technical services
related to workplace literacy
and workforce development
training. He has served as a
member of the Natchitoches
Economic
Development
Committee,
the
Orchard
Foundation
and
the
Natchitoches Chamber of
Commerce
Education
Committee. His other talents
and hobbies include historic
restoration and preservation
of mature structures as well as
new structure construction
and contract carpentry.
He is a member of the
Congregation of the Basilica
of the Immaculate Conception
where he serves on the building committee.
His Majesty is married to
the former Jacqueline Reed,
daughter of Mrs. Hoyt Jackson
Reed and the late Dr. Reed.
Together, the Hortons are parents to five children, 15 grandchildren and five great-grandchildren.
Mrs. Horton was a member
of the 1978 Spring Festival
Court and her daughter, Mary
Catherine Ackel, was a herald
in 1999 and reigned as queen in
2008.
The St. Denis Art League
was organized in 1928 by Olive
Long Cooper for the purpose of
promoting and developing creative talent in the Fine Arts—
music, art, and literature.
Later, the Art League hosted a
historic tour of old homes in
Natchitoches that featured art
exhibits in many of the old
homes, and the Festival closed
annually with a dance at the
Normal, and then later, the
College.
During the 1950’s, the Art
League organized the planting
of the magnolia trees and
Louis Philippe roses currently
on Front Street. Also, the iron
chairs in the French Gothic
period were designed by
Cooper and her committee and
were placed on Front Street. In
1968, Sudie Lawton further
James Hershel Horton
broadened the Art League’s
activities to include an annual
Spring Festival to present
young ladies and gentlemen of
the community in a royal ball
setting.
Mr. and Mrs. Carlton Blake Olivo
Beasley - Olivo
William Thomas Gore and Meaghan Elizabeth Foucheux
Foucheux-Gore
Mr. and Mrs. Garlin
Hernandez of Bossier City
and Mr. Timothy Foucheux of
Houma announce the engagement of their daughter,
Meaghan Elizabeth Foucheux,
to William “Billy” Thomas
Gore, son of Dennis and
Loretta Gore of Ville Platte.
The couple met at their
alma mater, Northwestern
State
University
in
Natchitoches, and were formally engaged March 13, 2013.
The bride-to-be received a
bachelor of fine arts in graphic design in 2013 and is
employed as the marketing
coordinator at the corporate
office of James Construction
Group in Baton Rouge. She is
a member of
Phi Mu
Fraternity.
The perspective groom
received a bachelor of arts in
2009 and a bachelor of science
in 2013. He is employed at
Republic
Finance
Headquarters in Baton Rouge
as their systems support analyst. He is a member of Kappa
Alpha Order.
The wedding is planned for
June 6, 2015 in Baton Rouge.
The couple will reside in
Denham Springs
Dayna Kaye Beasley
and Carlton Blake Olivo
were united in marriage
Saturday, Dec. 6, 2014, at 4
p.m. at The Golf Club at
Stonebridge in Bossier
City.
Dr.
Clovis
Sturdivant, a lifelong
friend and pastor of the
bride’s family, officiated.
A winter inspired reception followed.
The bride is the daughter of Allen and Sheila
Beasley of Natchitoches.
She is the granddaughter
of Mr. and Mrs. L. C.
Milstead and the late
Bobbie Waters Milstead
and the late Mr. and Mrs.
Thurman Beasley.
The groom is the son of
Mike and Tina Olivo of
Archibald.
He is the
grandson
of
Mrs.
Patricia Warren and the
late Carl Warren, Mrs.
Jimmie Johnson and the
late Roger Johnson of
Rayville, and Mrs. Wilma
Olivo and the late
Raymond
Olivo
of
Baskin.
Presented in marriage
by her parents and
escorted by her father,
the bride chose a roman-
tic signature gown by
Justin Alexander of New
York. The mermaid silhouette couture gown
featured a heavily beaded
illusion scoop neckline
and cap sleeves.
The
beading
continued
throughout the illusion
back neckline and jeweled and fabric buttons
trailed down the chapel
length train. The chapel
length veil was edged
with ivory ribbon. The
bride’s hair was accented
with a crystal leaf comb
of pearls and large crystals. A bouquet of white
roses
and
white
hydrangeas
sprinkled
with red roses was carried to complete the
bridal look.
Victoria Chapman was
the matron of honor.
Bridesmaids were Amber
Beasley, sister-in-law of
the bride; Micah Olivo,
sister of the groom;
Harley Olivo, sister of
the groom; Holly Rhymes
and Indya Pruitt.
Cole Olivo, brother of
the groom, was the best
man. Groomsmen were
Cody Beasley, brother-in-
law of the groom; Dylan
Warren,
Wesley
Seymour,
Dawlten
Thompson and Chris
Wiley.
Aniston Olivo, niece of
the groom, and Landon
Smith was flower girl and
ring-bearer, respectively.
Musical entertainment
was provided by Mike’s
Lights and Sounds of
Shreveport. Julie Ann’s
Bakery of Shreveport
created the four-tiered
cake with floral designs
provided by LaBloom, of
Shreveport.
Dayna is a graduate of
Northwestern
State
University with a bachelor of science degree in
nursing. She is employed
as a critical care nurse at
Christus
Highland
Hospital in Shreveport.
Carlton obtained a
welding certificate from
Northeast
Louisiana
Technical College. He is
employed with Nabors
Drilling of Tyler, Texas.
Following their honeymoon to Breckenridge,
Col., the couple has made
their
home
in
Shreveport.
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The Northwestern State University Jazz Orchestra will perform April 20 at 7:30 p.m. in
Magale Recital Hall. The orchestra won three straight First Divisions at the Loyola Jazz
Festival in New Orleans.
Members of the award-winning jazz orchestra are, front row from left, Jose Colon, Ricky
Ventura, Balmiro Padilla, Ronald Rodriguez, Edgar Avilan Diaz, Ian Cassidy, Kenyon
Johnson, Justin Lindsay and Eric Stanford.
Northwestern Jazz Orchestra wins Sweepstakes Award at Loyola Jazz Festival
NEW ORLEANS – The
Northwestern
State
University Jazz Orchestra
won the Grand Sweepstakes
Trophy at the 46th Annual
Loyola Jazz Festival March 78 in New Orleans.
The orchestra, led by
Associate Professor of Music
Galindo Rodriguez, won three
straight First Divisions.
Orchestra member Edgar
Avilan-Diaz of Cartagena
Colombia,
was
named
Outstanding Piano Soloist
and Andrew Benjamin of
Arlington, Texas, was named
Outstanding Lead Trumpeter.
Northwestern State also had
the Outstanding Trumpet
Section.
The event features two
days of performances by
ensembles from throughout
the
United
States.
Adjudicators for the event
included JB Dyas, former
executive director of the
Brubeck
Institute,
Pat
Harbison, professor of jazz
studies at Indiana University,
Earl McDonald, former music
director
for
Maynard
Ferguson
and
Wayne
Maureau, percussion instructor at Loyola University.
Other members of the 22member ensemble are vocalist Kortney Broussard of
DeRidder,
saxophonists
Justin
Lindsay
of
Shreveport, Kenyon Johnson
of DeRidder, Ian Cassidy of
Madisonville, Eric Stanford
of Baton Rouge, Ryan Looper
of Cleburne, Texas trumpeters Robert T. Rosario
Abney of Haughton, Dan
Ramstad of Bossier City,
Kazue Seo of Kagawa, Japan
and Francisco Ballestas of
Cartagena, Colombia.
The
orchestra
also
includes
trombonists
Amanda Crump of Baton
Rouge, Kyle Carlock of
DeRidder, Dennis Hyde of
Kenner, Jamie M. Neeley of
Bossier
City,
Ronald
Rodriguez of
Cartegena,
Colombia, on piano, Jimmy
Leach of Longview, Texas, on
vibraphone, R. Ventura and
Jose M. Colon Marrugo of
Cartegena, Colombia on bass
and Christopher J. Smith of
West Monroe and Balmiro
Padilla
of
Cartagena,
Colombia on drums.
The Jazz Orchestra will
perform April 20 at 7:30 p.m.
in Magale Recital Hall.
Bike rides to include historical programs
Cane River
C r e o l e
National
Historical
Park
(CRCN H P )
announces
Bike
Ride
dates
for
Spring. The
rides include
stops at historical sites
Colson
along
Cane
River. CRCNHP and park partners continue this program to foster
an atmosphere of learning
®
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®
and healthy living through
exercise. The park provides
bikes, helmets and water for
all rides.
The April bike ride will
start at Oakland Plantation
Saturday, April 4 at 9 a.m.,
stop at Cherokee Plantation
and St. Charles Chapel, and
end
back
at
Oakland
Plantation. Tom Whitehead
will give riders a personal
tour of Cherokee plantation
house and grounds and Carey
Blanchard will present a program about St. Charles
Chapel. Reservations are
required for this ride. This
ride will be six miles round
trip and has a limit of 12 riders. Contact ranger Tim van
Cleave to make reservations at
356-8441.
The May bike ride will start
at
Magnolia
Plantation
Saturday, May 16 at 9 a.m. stop
at Monette’s Ferry is Civil
War site and end back at
Magnolia Plantation. Ranger
Tim van Cleave will present a
program about Monett’s Ferry
and the Battle of Cloutierville.
This ride will be 20 miles
round trip.
The June bike ride will
start at Magnolia Plantation
Saturday, June 20 at 9 a.m.
stop at St. Augustine Catholic
Church and the Badin-Roque
House, and end back at
Magnolia Plantation. St.
Augustine Historical Society
member Oswald Colson will
present a program about the
history of the St. Augustine
Catholic Church and the
Badin-Roque House. This ride
will be 13 miles round trip.
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MARCH 31, 2015
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Louis Metoyer began construction of the Big House in 1832.
Photo by DonAir Photography
Melrose Arts and Crafts Festival approaches
The Melrose Plantation
Arts and Crafts Festival will
be held April 18-19. The festival is sponsored by the
Association
for
the
Preservation of
Historic
Natchitoches (APHN) and
annually attracts more than
2,000 visitors during the twoday event.
The festival will open at 9
a.m. on the first day 10 a.m. on
the second day. Tickets are $5
for adults and $3 for children
ages 6-12. Tickets for the guided tours are $5 and include the
“Big House and “Yucca
House.” Viewing of the other
buildings and self-guided
tours of the grounds, which
feature centuries old live oak
trees and various flower beds,
are included with the entry
fee. Additional information
about Melrose Plantation and
the Arts and Crafts Festival
may be found at www.melroseplantation.org.
Each year the festival features more the 100 vendors
from several states. Items
offered will include original
paintings,
stained
glass,
gourmet foods, jewelry, clothing, photography, plants, toys,
woodworking products, pottery and other arts and crafts.
Located
in
southern
Natchitoches Parish on State
Highway
119,
Melrose
Plantation has been designated as a National Historic
Landmark.
The property features eight
historic structures dating to
the 1800’s. African House, an
early 19th century structure
on the grounds received the
honor of being named a
National Treasure by the
National Trust for Historic
Preservation. The National
Trust’s
Hands-On
Preservation Experience, or
HOPE Crew has worked on the
restoration of the African
House to repair the roof. The
Hope Crew, with the guidance
of our Preservation Trades
Expert, Alicia Spence, has
done all the restoration in the
same manner the building
was constructed. Information
on the African House, its
restoration and opportunities
to help with its restoration
will be shared on the tour.
The Yucca House, another
structure on the grounds was
constructed in 1833. It was the
first “big house” built on the
property that now comprises
Melrose. Yucca House features
the construction methods of
that era as well as period furniture. While most of the
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structure is painted, one wall
has been left bare so visitors
can see how bousillage was
used to build walls and fill the
spaces between wooden beams
during construction.
The other structures on the
Melrose Plantation grounds
include Clementine Hunter’s
house, the Bindery, the
Writer’s Cabin, the Weaving
House, the Barn, the Ghana
House, and the Ice House.
Melrose Plantation was a
sanctuary for many artists
and writers during the
“Southern Renaissance” in
the early 20th century and
served as a temporary home
for several well-recognized
artists and writers.
Lyle
Saxon wrote his best-known
novel,
“Children
of
Strangers,” while living at
Melrose. His tale was based
on the culture of the plantation and the Cane River area.
Francois Mignon resided at
Melrose for 32 years and wrote
his “Plantation Memo” and
several thousand pages of
journal entries during that
time.
Probably the best-knows
artist to live at Melrose was
Clementine Hunter, an internationally renowned primitive artist who worked as a
field hand, housekeeper, and
finally as a cook at the plantation. She was a self-taught
artist who began painting
using paints and brushes that
were discarded by an artist in
residence. Many of Hunter’s
works are on display in the
plantation house at Melrose.
Her most unique work, a
series of murals depicting life
in the Cane River area, were
displayed in the African
House for many years, were
removed for restoration and
are on display in the
Louisiana Sports Hall of
Fame
and
Northwest
Louisiana History Museum.l
Once the restoration of the
African House is completed
the murals will be able to
return.
Melrose Plantation is a
National Historic Landmark
and is owned and operated by
APHN.
Funding for the
restoration projects, maintenance and operation is provided through the festival
receipts, the Fall Tour of
Homes, designated gifts, and
plantation tours.
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Artifacts including a Delta Kappa Gamma urn, the original Lady of the Bracelet bracelet and
a President’s Cup are included in an exhibit at Northwestern State University’s Watson
Library. The exhibit, which displays personal belongings of previous NSU president’s, commemorates the Investiture of the university’s 18th president, Dr. Jim Henderson.
Kids from the local Modern Woodmen of America youth service club recently came
together Feb. 28 at the local Tractor Supply Center to select and purchase items to benefit the Natchitoches Humane Society. Using funds provided by Modern Woodmen,
funds given by members and their guests, and taking advantage of a discount provided
by Tractor Supply the group was able to buy 159 pounds of “4 Health” puppy chow
which is the only kind approved by the Humane Society for their rescued animals, and
three new leashes. Juanita Murphy of the Natchitoches Humane Society met with the
group to accept their gift and show pictures of the animals that will benefit from the
gift.On back row from left are Lean Pagels, Mary Squyres, Orlando Calhoun, William
Squyres, Akilah Farris, Lequita Johnson, Debra Farris, Cici Williams and Amy Vines.
On second row are Demetrius Farris Kidron Pagels. On front row is Kainan Pagels.
Photo by William Squyres
On front row from left are honorary state president William Martin, Leah Swanstrom, chaplain and Robert Lombardino, first vice president. On back row are senior state president
Desha Martin, Alyssa Donnelly, treasurer; Johnny Faulk, organizing secretary; Jonah Faulk,
second vice president and Zack Mellinger, state president-elect.
Students Elected to State Offices of C.A.R.
Leah Swanstrom, a fifth
grader at NSU E-Lab, and
Robert Lombardino, a sixth
grader at St. Mary’s Catholic
School, attended the State
Conference of the Louisiana
Society Children of the
American Revolution Feb. 21
in Baton Rouge.
The two represented the
Fort Jesup Society, C.A.R. as
delegates to the state conference. The members took part
in the business session at the
Capital Park Welcome Center
and then toured the Capital
Park Museum. The group
viewed the “Revolution”
exhibit and participated in a
scavenger hunt held throughout the exhibits in the museum.
Officers for the 2015-16 year
took part in the installation
ceremony at the museum.
Robert Lombardino was elected to the office of First Vice
President
and
Leah
Swanstrom to the office of
Chaplain. Officers serve for a
term of one year.
The day concluded with an
outing to the Rural Life
Museum for the reenactment
of the Battle of Baton Rouge.
Fort Jesup Society is locat-
ed in Many. The Children of
the American Revolution is
the oldest patriotic youth
organization in the United
States.
Membership is open to anyone who is under the age of 21
and who is a lineal descendant
of a person who rendered aid
to the cause of American
independence. For information
on
joining
e-mail
[email protected], or visit the Web
site
at
www.nscar.org.
Interested persons may also
visit the Fort Jesup C.A.R.
website
at
www.fortjesupcar.org.
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Northwestern
State
University’s
Office
of
Electronic and Continuing
Education will offer a driver
education course beginning
Sunday March 29.
The class will be held in
South Hall on Northwestern
State’s Natchitoches campus
on March 29 and April 1, 6, 8
and 11.
The course will include 30
hours of classroom instruction with a minimum of eight
hours of driving. A driving
schedule will be set once the
class begins. Those who
enroll must be at least 15 at
the start of class and will
receive a certificate upon successful completion. The fee is
$350.
For information, call 3575682, (800) 376-2422 or go to
ece.nsula.edu/non-credit.
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NSU Presidents exhibit up at Watson Library
The Cammie G. Henry
Research
Center
at
Northwestern
State
University’s Watson Library
is presenting an exhibit to celebrate the history of the university, its presidents and
their families.
The exhibit showcases each
of Northwestern State’s presidents and is comprised of
materials from their investitures, photographs, correspondences and other artifacts including a set of silver
that was used in the
President’s Home, glassware
of President John S. Kyser,
the first bracelet given out for
the Lady of the Bracelet, and a
letter from Rep. Leopold
Caspari discussing the difficulties of getting the college
founded,” said Nolan Eller,
assistant archivist.
“The
exhibit also focuses on the
personal side of our presidents, and includes many
wonderful artifacts relating to
the
first
families
of
Northwestern.”
Some of the highlights are
photographs and personal correspondences of the Kyser
family,
Tyson
family,
Fredericks family and the
Kilpatrick family.
“We also have on display
correspondences from F. Scott
Fitzgerald
and
Ernest
Hemingway to local author
James Aswell, the son of
President James B. Aswell,”
Eller said.
This exhibit will be up
through May 11 in celebration
of
the
Investiture
of
Northwestern State’s 18th
president,
Dr.
James
Henderson. The exhibit is
located in the hallway of the
third floor of the Watson
library
and
inside
the
Cammie G. Henry Research
Center.
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The opening reception for Clementine Hunter’s Murals will be held Saturday, March 28,
from 3-7 p.m. at the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame and Northwest Louisiana History
Museum. The reception is free and open to the public.
‘The Murals of Clementine Hunter’ exhibition’s
opening reception to be held at Sports Museum
Lt. Governor Jay Dardenne
will host The Murals of
Clementine Hunter exhibition’s
opening
reception
Saturday, March 28, from 3-7
p.m. at the Louisiana Sports
Hall of Fame and Northwest
Louisiana History Museum.
The reception is free and open
to the public.
Clementine Hunter produced thousands of paintings
drawn from her experiences
working and living on Melrose
Plantation in the Cane River
region. The exhibit will present Hunter’s nine African
House murals, other largescale works and artifacts from
her life.
“Clementine Hunter is a
great example of the creative
genius who arises from the
most
unlikely
circumstances,”
Lt.
Governor
Dardenne said. “After the age
of 50, with little more than her
own vision and fierce determination, she picked up a brush
and painted her way to wide
acclaim.”
The exhibition offers a
unique opportunity to see a
number of Hunter’s large
works. Two of the nine
African House murals are 48by-96 inches, with the others
only slightly smaller. A mural
from the Yucca House, also on
Melrose plantation, is 96-by-
144 inches.
Best known for her smaller
paintings, Hunter created the
African House murals in 1955.
Working primarily at night
and with remarkable speed,
Hunter completed the murals
between June 8 and July 21.
The murals, on loan from
the Association for the
Preservation of
Historic
Natchitoches, decorated the
walls of one of Melrose
Plantation’s outbuildings, the
historic African House, which
dates to the 1820s, until the
murals were removed for
restoration last year. The
house under restoration, presenting a unique opportunity
to stage the exhibition in the
museum.
Besides
the
restored
African House murals, the
exhibition includes unrestored murals from the
Melrose’s Yucca House and
Ghana House. Significant
paint loss on the Ghana House
mural reveals Hunter’s pencil
lines, offering a view of her
creative process.
Private collectors have also
contributed large-scale works
and artifacts to the exhibition,
including a whiskey jar with
Hunter’s paint brushes, her
palette and a program from
her funeral.
Like many of Hunter’s
other works, the murals document the social life and customs
of
the
AfricanAmerican community, the
rural Cane River region and
the individuals who helped
shape her life and art. They
also demonstrate her versatility and skill as an artist, working on a scale much larger
than usual.
Clementine Hunter was
born Clémence Rubin in late
1886 or early 1887 on Hidden
Hill Plantation, south of
Cloutierville. Her maternal
grandmother was a slave; her
father’s family was Irish. She
moved with her family to
Melrose Plantation when she
was 13 years old and lived on
or near the plantation all of
her life.
Hunter first worked at
Melrose picking cotton and
pecans. She eventually moved
into the Big House to help
with kitchen and laundry
duties, where she also completed her first creative
endeavors: making dolls and
quilting. She began painting
in the late 1930s, with leftover
brushes and oils from New
Orleans artist Alberta Kinsey,
a frequent Melrose visitor.
Once Hunter started painting,
she never stopped, working
until just a few days before her
death New Year’s Day 1988.
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Spring Happenings
Northwestern
State
Theatre and Dance will present “Uncle Vanya” March 28
in Theatre West at 7:30 p.m.
Ticket prices are $15 per show
and $12 for children and
seniors. Northwestern State,
BPCC@NSU and Louisiana
School for Math, Science and
the Arts students are admitted
free with a current student I.D.
Reservations are required to
make reservations call Jane at
357-4483.
Fort St. Jean Baptiste will
offer a book review on
“Spanish Texas, 1519-1821”
Saturday, March 28, from 10-11
a.m. For information call 318357-3101.
NSU’s department of
Creative and Performing
Arts
will host “Music
Morning” Saturday, March 28
beginning with registration at
8 a.m. and activities from 8:30
a.m.-noon. The program will
feature music activities for
children ages 4-11 including
singing, music games, instrument demonstrations and
music crafts. For information
call Sharon Joy at 357-5754.
The Phoenix Lodge #38
F&AM, 110 Masonic Dr. in
Natchitoches invites friends,
family, and those interested in
Freemasonry, to its meeting
Monday, March 30 at 6 p.m., for
a meal and a formal flag presentation by the Bethlehem
Commandery No. 20 Knights
Templar Color Guard. There
will be a showing of a documentary film on Chartes
Cathedral in France,
Sacred Geometry.
and
4-H youth resident summer camp registration is
open. The camp is June 1-5 at
the LSU AgCenters Grant
Walker 4-H educational center,
an 80-acre campsite located
near Pollock, on Hwy. 8 about
15
miles
northeast
of
Alexandria. 4-H camp strives
to develop a variety of life
skills. Space is limited and registration packets are due April
1. For information contact
Gwen Fontenot at 357-2224.
Fort St. Jean Baptiste will
host Bocce Ball games, open to
all ages Saturday, April 4, from
1-4:30 p.m. For information call
318-357-3101.
The Natchitoches Master
Gardeners will host a Lunch
and Learn Series Wednesday,
April 8. The theme is “Home
Lawns” with Dr. Ron Strahan,
a state turf grass specialist
and an assistant professor at
the LSU AgCenter, from noon 1 p.m. at the Natchitoches Arts
Center. For information contact 357-2224.
The Battle of Pleasant
Hill invites all schools to
attend the annual Battle of
Pleasant Hill School Day April
10, from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. located 3
miles North of the Village of
Pleasant Hill on Highway 175.
The program will provide students will an opportunity to
take a step back in time to 1864
during the Civil War. If you
have any questions please con-
tact Courtney Yelverton at 6028682
or
[email protected].
The Caroline Dorman
Nature Preserve will hold its
?Briarwood Spring Picnic?
Saturday, April 11. A Bird
watching tour will be held at
9:30 a.m. General registration,
tour information and coffee
will be held at 10 a.m. Morning
walking and golf cart tours
depart from the education
building. Music will be provided by the Back Porch Band in
the Pavilion from 10:30 a.m.- 2
p.m. Lunch will be served from
11:30 a.m.- 1:30 p.m. at the
Interpretive Center. Door
Prizes and a raffle will be held
at 1 p.m. grand prize is an
overnight stay at the writers
cabin. Afternoon and gold cart
tours depart the Interpretive
Center at 1:30 p.m. Tickets are
$50 for adults, $10 for children
and no charge for children
under the age of 12.
The Nakatosh Chapter of
the Priesthood Motorcycle
Ministry will hold Cane River
Full
Throttle
Thunder
Motorcycle Rally April 11-12 on
the Downtown Riverbank.
Registration begins Saturday,
April 11 at 11 a.m. and is $20
per bike $25 with passenger
and includes the fun run and
bike games. There will be a
ceremony to honor Veterans
Saturday at 3 p.m. Biker
Sunday will be held April 12 at
10 a.m. All proceeds will benefit Operation Homefront. For
information contact Darrell
Armstrong at 663-8672.
Thursday’s answers 03-26-15
Jacqueline
Bigars Stars
HAPPY BIRTHDAY for
Saturday, March 28, 2015:
This year you have an opportunity to move past a former restriction. The reason is that your perceptions are changing, which
allows you to walk through what
has been perceived to be a rats’
nest. You value your personal life;
however, communicating that sentiment might be difficult. If you
are single, maintain that status
through mid-August, when you
will find your dating life to be very
prosperous. You’ll have so many
people to choose from! If you are
attached, your significant other
will sense a change in your caring
and might become more comfortable and open. CANCER can irritate you with his or her neediness.
The Stars Show the Kind of Day
You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive;
3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
HHH Others will be surprised by
your silence, as you typically are a
fiery personality. You could be
weighing the pros and cons of an
important situation involving a
sibling or a close friend. A family
member might push you and trigger your temper. Take a step back.
Tonight: Stay calm.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
HHHH You’ll zero in on what is
important in a conversation. The
other party might not respond well
to you pointing out something that
he or she missed. Tap into your
diplomatic skills. Your temper
could emerge if you’re contradicted. Tonight: Try to mend bridges.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
HHH You read between the lines
and know that much more is going
on. Saying anything could be a
mistake, though, as others are set
in their ways. Pull back and take a
long walk. You will like some
peace, and they will like having the
final say. Tonight: Go shopping!
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
HHHH Claim your power
through a focused and poised attitude. Others seem to want to drag
out a disagreement. Smile and
decide to let others have their way.
In time, they will see the error in
their method of thinking. Tonight:
The world is your oyster.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
HHHH Taking some personal
time alone will be a relief. You love
people, but to give so much of your
time to them can be exhausting. By
spending the day at a favorite spot
or going off to the movies, you will
eliminate a lot of the chatter.
Tonight: Opt for something quiet
and enjoyable.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
HHHH Decide to get into a
favorite hobby. You need the
change of pace, and crowds always
intrigue you. Meet up with some
friends at a favorite spot. Just
catching up on news will prove to
be much more fun than you had
anticipated. Tonight: Near good
music.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
HHHH Tension builds, and you
will have some difficulty getting
past what is happening. A parent
could inject him- or herself into
your plans. You might not be able
to say “no,” but someone around
you will. Be careful, as a partner
will have sharp words. Tonight:
Out and about.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
HHHHH Your creativity emerges.
Be honest with yourself and recognize that you are a large part of the
excessive emotional scenes taking
place around you, perhaps because
of the friends you choose. Go for a
long walk to relieve some stress.
Tonight: Say little for now.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
HHHHH Relate to friends on a
one-on-one level. You could be busy
all day, as your immediate circle is
large
and
quite
devoted.
Spontaneity becomes you, so allow
that facet of your personality to
emerge. Avoid heavy conversations for now. Tonight: Dinner with
all the frills.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
HHHH Your friends come to you
because of your wisdom and practicality. Be open to what is going
on. Invite friends over for a spontaneous, fun get-together. You might
be surprised by how open a loved
one becomes. Tonight: Go along
with someone else’s choice.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
HHHH While others seem to want
make the most of the moment,
you’ll have plans that involve time
and concentration. You will turn
your focus to this project and be
happy not to be involved in any
chaos. Tonight: Keep it low-key.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
HHHHH You’ll watch as others
get petty or upset over what you
consider to be unimportant.
Understand that everyone has different priorities. Reach out to a
child or loved one, and indulge in a
mutually shared favorite pastime.
Tonight: You benefit from a change
of scenery.
BORN TODAY
Singer/songwriter Lady Gaga
(1986), singer Reba McEntire
(1955), brewing magnate Gussie
Busch (1899)
Weaver United Methodist planning events
Weaver United Methodist Church in Flora
will host a chicken dinner fund raiser supporting its fellow hall Tuesday, March 31
from 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
Eat in or take out with delivery for orders
of five or more. To place an order or for more
information call 352-6632 and leave a message. Dinners will be $8 for chicken, two
The Christian Baptist
Church will hold its
“Spring
Give
Away”
Saturday, March 28 from 8
a.m.-noon.
Evergreen Missionary
Baptist
Church
and
Deaconess Ministry will
hold “Fruit of Spring”
Saturday, March 28 at 6:30
p.m. Guest will be minister
Nettie Ligon of Living
Word Minister. For information contact Sis. Alsena
Demery at 214-2538.
St.
Savior
Family
Church will hold its “PreAnnual Spring Musical
Service” for pastor Dennis
L Pursley Sunday, March 29
at 2:30 p.m. Guest will be the
Natchitoches
Parish
Detention Gospel Singers.
Church and Rev. Otis
Jackson Sr. will hold their
“Youth Minister of Music
and
Minister
James
Armstrong Appreciation,”
Sunday, March 29 at 11 a.m.
Guests will be Rev. Rufus
Sowell and the New Birth
Baptist Church.
First Baptist Church
on North Street and Rev.
M.C. Herndon Sr. will hold
their
‘Choir
Day
Celebration”
Sunday,
March 29 at 3p.m. The
theme will be “I’m Still
Standing.” There is an open
call for all choirs, soloists
and dance ministries to
render an A and B selection. Guests will be recording artist Bishop Gilbert L.
Wilson of Monroe and Rev.
Johnny Green and the New
Light missionary Baptist
Church of Bastrop.
Harmony
Baptist
Church will host “Fifth
Singing Sunday” March 29
at 5 p.m. in conjunction
with Bellwood Baptist
Church and Provencal Free
Methodist
Church.
Refreshments
will
be
served. For information
contact Robert E Porter at
332-4146.
The United Baptist
Theological
Seminary
and Bible College will hold
its monthly Chapel Service.
Monday, March 30 at
Evergreen Baptist Church
in St. Maurice. For information contact Rev. Elbert
Demery Jr. at 652-2109.
St.
Peter
Baptist
Church in Campti will hold
a youth revival March 31April l2 at 7 p.m. nightly.
Tuesdays guest will be pastor Ronnie Williams Jr. and
the
Rockford
Baptist
church family. Wednesday
guest will be pastor Roland
Smith and the City of
Refuge
church
family.
Thursdays guest will be
pastor Henry Calhoun and
the Kingdom ministries
church family. For information contact LaTonya Bush
sides and a dessert.
Weaver UMC will host a dedication service for Fellowship Hall on Palm Sunday,
March 29 at 6 p.m. Friends of the church can
join the congregation for worship, fellowship and a potluck supper.
The church is at the intersection of La.
120 and La. 478.
at 471-0419.
Restoration Apostolic
Ministries will hold a
“Good Friday Service”
April 3 at 7 p.m. Guest
speaker will be pastor Ben
Taylor of Good Hope Full
Gospel Baptist church of
Powhatan.
Missionary
Evelyn
Nash will hold a regular
and box sale April 4 and 11
beginning at 8:30 a.m. at 432
Caver Ave. Boxes of shoes,
clothing, sheets, books, pictures frames, jewelry will
start at $1 a box. All proceeds will benefit a new
Prather Street Church of
God and Christ building.
Shady Grove Baptist
Church will hold a memorial service in honor of
Deacon Jewell Mallard
Saturday, April 4 at 11 a.m.
Deacon Jewell Mallard
passed away March 16.
St.
Savior
Family
Church will hold its
anniversary service for pastor Dennis L. Pursley
Sunday, April 5 at 2:30 p.m.
Guest will be pastor Brad
Layton Sr. guest church
choir will be Bethel Baptist
Church of Many and the
Natchitoches
Parish
Detention Center Special
Praise Group
The
Royal
Heirs
Gospel Singers will sing at
the Royal Palace Banquet
Hall at 9581 Hwy. 1 South in
Natchez, Friday, April 10 at
6:30 p.m. Guests will be
Christian Baptist Church of
Natchitoches, pastor Rev.
Otis Jackson. The celebration will climax Saturday,
April 11 at 6 p.m. Guests
Saturday will be the Rev.
Ronnie Williams, pastor,
and the Rockford Baptist
Church Choir and church
family. Choirs, groups.
quartets and soloists are
asked to render A&B selections. For more information
call
President
Abraham Helaire at 3525072 or 652-2456
United Baptist Church
in Campti will hold a Flea
Market, Car Wash and
Auction Saturday, April 11
from 10 a.m- 4 p.m. There
will
be
entertainment
including Gospel music.
Hamburgers and snacks
will be sold.
Restoration Apostolic
Ministries will hold a
“Women’s
Conference:
Women in God’s Army”
Saturday, April 11 at 9 a.m.
Guests will be minister
Betty Well of New Hope #3
in Coushatta, minister
Nettle Legion of Living
Word ministries, pastor
Melinda Newman of River
Community Church, and
Pastor Glenda Hyde of My
Fathers House Ministries.
For information contact
356-9840.
on Second Street, will host
a four-day revival conference titled “Thirst” April
12-15. From Sunday morning through Wednesday
night, the Life Action team
will bring powerful preaching, refreshing worship,
memorable
testimonies,
dynamic children’s and
youth programs and passionate prayer into the
sanctuary. For information
call 352-3737.
Church and Rev. Otis
Jackson Sr. will hold their
Church choir Director
Appreciation April 11-12 in
honor of Sis. Earnestine
Armstrong. A musical will
be held Saturday, beginning
at 6:30 p.m. featuring Jody
and Company of Winnfield.
There is an open call for
choirs, soloist and groups
to render an A and B selection. The culmination will
be held Sunday, April 12 at 3
p.m. featuring Rev. Ocie
Charles and the United
Missionary Baptist Church
family of Natchez as guest.
New Beulah Baptist
Church will hold a youth
challenge
Day
Retreat
Saturday, April 18 10 a.m.
Guests will be Music and
Inquisitive Minds.
St.
Savior
Baptist
Church will hold its pastor
and
wife
anniversary
Sunday, April 26 at 2:30 p.m.
in honor of Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Edwards. Guest will
be
bishop
William
Roberson of the North Star
Baptist
Church
of
Powhatan.
Calvary
Baptist
Church will hold gospel
singing Saturday May 2 at 6
p.m. This event is free and
open to the public to sing.
Performers are allowed to
bring music to sing to or
play
instruments
for
accompaniment.
Call
Pastor TJ Boyd at 439-8179,
John Rushing 352-8589 or
David Cheatwood 352-5711.
New Beulah South #4
will hold its district choir
rehearsal the third Tuesday
of each month. For information
contact
Joyce
Atwater 332-9884.
First
Presbyterian
Church has “Lunch on Us”
Wednesdays,
providing
sack lunches for those in
need starting at 11:30 a.m.
M.F. Rutledge Plumbing
M. F. Rutledge and Employees
First Federal Bank of Louisiana
Officers, Directors and Staff
PONDERINGS
By the Rev.
Doug de
Graffenried
Pastor at
First United
Methodist
Church
I have been at a stewardship
workshop all week. There is
nothing more exciting than
listening as consultants teach
preachers how to talk to
church
members
about
money. There is nothing a
church member likes hearing
less than a preacher talking
about money. That is where
my brain has been the past
three days. As I was listening
to a lecture on church
finances, I had a thought. This
is what I came up with for
your edification.
The Christian faith is made
for humor. “Ah ha” and “ha
ha” go together for the
Christian. Jesuit priest and
Georgetown University scholar James V. Schall goes so far
as to speculate that God may
have created the world just so
that we could laugh, laughter
is that important to life.
The kinship of laughter
and faith is made clear from
the moment Jesus founded his
church: “Petras on this Petra I
will build my church.” Did
you hear it? Jesus is punning
and playing with words here.
The Christian church is
founded on a pun, friends.
And for a church founded on a
pun to be nervous around
humor or to ban laughter is a
sin. When Christians become
a gloomy group they are
betraying their heritage, part
of which comes from the
Hebrew tradition:
“Our mouths were filled
with laughter, our tongues
with songs of joy. . . The Lord
has done great things for us,
and we are filled with joy.”
(Psalm 126:2-3)
“Strength and dignity are
her clothing, and she laughs at
the time to come.” (Proverbs
31:25)
Don’t you love that phrase,
“Laughs at the time to come”?
In some ways, the church
has no one to blame but itself
for John Lennon’s imagining
(in “Imagine”) a world without religion. John Lennon, the
Beatle, said that he gave up
going to church after the vicar
threw him out for laughter.
After that he went to church
every morning, in the temple
of his own head.
Our ancestors in the Middle
Ages used gargoyles to laugh
at the devil. Gargoyles with
grotesque faces defended the
church and its holy places
with the power of parody,
laughter and mockery. After
all, the promise of the beatitudes was this: those who
mourn or weep will be comforted and able to “laugh.”
It has been our ability to
“laugh” at ourselves, and to
laugh at life, that has enabled
the many Christianities of
Christianity to play together
side-by-side. Humor and harmony are the greatest detoxifying forces in life and in
faith.
There is very little in life
that a good laugh, and some
good harmony, can’t cure.
We are preparing for our
laughing holiday. Easter is the
time when the church,
through the power of Jesus
Christ laughs at sin and death.
Both have been defeated in the
resurrection of Jesus. I hope
you can find some laughing
Christians and maybe hang
out with them.
Lo
Wine pairing
dinner will
take place
over Valentine
Day weekend
BAPTIST
NON-DENOMINATIONAL
METHODIST
COLDWATER BAPTIST CHURCH
6558 Hwy 6 West • 354-1777
Sunday School 9:30
Worship Service 10:30
Sunday Evening 6:00
Wednesday Night 6:00
FREEDOM LIFE CHURCH
New facility now open
Located at 1530 Keyser Ave.
Sundays at 10:30am
Wednesdays at 6:30pm
Contemporary praise & worship
Inspiring messages
KidZone (ages 0-12) every service
9th Hour Youth – Wednesday
6:30pm
ASBURY UNITED
METHODIST CHURCH
CRESTON BAPTIST CHURCH
Sunday Bible Study – 10am
Sunday Worship – 11am & 6pm
Wednesday Prayer Svc & Meal – 6:30pm
Hwy 9 & Hwy 156 (near Black Lake)
Pastor Turman Leach
EMMANUEL BAPTIST CHURCH
4473 Hwy 3278 • 352-4652
Rev. John R. Elliott
Sunday School 9:45 AM
Children’s Church 11 AM
Sunday Worship 11 AM & 6 PM
Wednesday Night Services 7 PM
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
First Baptist Church 508 Second Street
352-3737 Rev. Thomas Rush, Pastor
Morning Worship 9:30 AM
www.fbcnatchitoches.net
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
OF ROBELINE
7739 Oak St. Robeline, La
Bro. Brian Ray • 472-1088
Sunday Worship: 11:00AM & 6:00PM
Wednesday Prayer Service 6:30 PM
GRACE BAPTIST CHURCH
15927 Hwy 1 (South of Cloutierville)
Cloutierville, LA 71416
Bro. Tim White – 318-308-3437
Sunday Worship 10:30 AM & 5:00 PM
Wednesday Night Services 7:00PM
GRAND ECORE ROAD
BAPTIST CHURCH
1700 Washington St.
Rev. Wayne Hicks
Morning Worship Service 11:00 AM
Sunday Bible Study 5:00 PM
Evening Worship Service 6:00 PM
Wednesday Prayer Service 6:00PM
HARMONY BAPTIST CHURCH
1580 Harmony Rd, Rev. Randy Olliff
Morning Worship Service 11:00 AM
Evening Worship Service 5:30 PM
Wednesday Prayer Service 6:30PM
United
Methodist
Church in Montgomery
has
AA
meetings
Wednesdays at 7 p.m.
OLD BETHEL BAPTIST
CHURCH
504 Old Bethel Church Rd.
Natchitoches, LA • 472-9698
Rev. Danny Asbell • 471-2000
Worship 11:00 AM & 5:00 PM
Wednesday Night Services 6:30 PM
Return the favor. Offer them your patronage .
Blanchard-St. Denis Funeral Home
848 Keyser Ave.
Laughter
is a sunbeam
soul
Religious differences
can of
bethe
funny
A grief support group
meets the fourth Thursday
at 5:30 p.m. in the church
hall of St. Anthony of
Padua. Anyone experiencing a loss can attend.
Let the following businesses know how much you
appreciate their sponsorship of C H U R C H N E W S .
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ST. MARY BAPTIST CHURCH
(CANE RIVER)
1451 Keyser Avenue, 318-352-2301
Ardonul Brinson, Pastor
Sunday School - 8:00 a.m.
Worship Services - 9:30 a.m.
Wednesday Night Bible Study - 6 PM
UNITED BAPTIST CHURCH
OF CAMPTI
7686 Hwy 9 Campti, LA • 476-3739
Mike Honzell, Pastor
Sunday Bible Study 9:45AM
Sunday Morning Worship 11:00AM
Sunday Evening Worship 6:00PM
Wednesday Prayer Meeting 6:30PM
Unitedbaptistcampti.com
WESTSIDE BAPTIST CHURCH
6834 Hwy 1 Bypass • 352-2383
Rev. Steven McAlister, Pastor
Worship Service 8:30 & 11:00 AM
Sunday and Wednesday 6:30 PM
OASIS OF LOVE
7681 Hwy 1 Bypass • 318-357-0487
Sunday 10:30 AM
Wednesday 6:00 PM
Preaching The Message Of The Cross
www.oasisoflovefellowship.org
RIVER COMMUNITY CHURCH
1110 College Ave • 318-238-3444
Pastor Ellis E. Newman
Sunday @ 10:00 AM
Wednesday @ 6:30 PM
Prayer: Tuesday @ 7:00 PM
FAITH FAMILY CHURCH
Faith Christian Academy
131 Sorgee Rd. • 318-357-1315
Sunday @ 10:30 AM & 6:00 PM
Youth Sunday @ 6:00 PM
Wednesday @ 6:30 PM
Adopt-A-Block Saturday
@ 10:30 AM
Pastors Steve and Teri Ciaccio
“Where Friends Become Family”
www.faithfamilynatchitoches.com
RED RIVER COWBOY CHURCH
Clyde Miley, Pastor • (318) 201-2626
Located 7 miles south of Armstead on
Hwy 1 at the intersection of Hwy
174/Lake End
Sunday: 10:30am - Saddle-Up Service
Wednesday: 7:00pm - Ride with the
Lord Bible Study
www.redrivercowboychurch.org
PENTECOSTAL
FOUNTAIN OF LIFE UNITED
PENTECOSTAL CHURCH
4500 University Parkway
352-6809 or 352-9065
Pastor James H. Whitehead
Sunday Worship at
10:00 AM & 6:30 PM
Youth Sunday 5:30 PM
J.A.M. (ages 4-10) Sunday 5:30 PM
Wednesday Worship, Youth Service
and J.A.M. (ages 4-10) 7:00 PM
Come As You Are - Leave Different!
NEW LIFE
EVANGELISM CENTER
4819 Hwy 3278, Natchitoches, LA
318-357-1911 • Rev. D.H. Bjornberg
Sunday 10:00AM & 6:00PM
Monday Night Prayer 7:00 PM
Wed. Night Bible Study 7:00PM
Wed. Children’s Church 7:00PM
A Church Where “Old Things Are
Passed Away And All Things Are
Become New” 2 COR 5:17
PENTECOSTALS OF
CLOUTIERVILLE
14940 Hwy 1 • PO Box 121
Cloutierville, LA 71416
318-447-9797 • 318-379-0016
Pastor: Rodney Vinzant, Sr.
Sunday Worship 10:00AM
Wednesday Worship 6:00PM
Come worship with us and experience
the Power of the Holy Ghost
704 Fifth Street, Natchitoches, La
318.352.2752
Rev. Karli D. Pidgeon, Pastor
Sunday School @ 9:30 a.m.
Worship Service @ 11:00 a.m.
FIRST UNITED
METHODIST CHURCH
411 Second St. • 357-8296
Pastor Doug de Graffenried
Sunday Worship
8:45AM in Sanctuary
9:30AM in Crossroads
10:45AM in Crossroads
9:30AM SPLASH for kids
9:45AM Adult Small Groups
10:00AM Sunday Morning Youth
Nursery available:
Infant through 4 years
Youth (7th-12th):
Every Sunday at 4:30 PM
HI-5 (1st-5th):
First Sundays at 4:00 PM
http://www.fumcnla.org/
WEAVER UNITED
METHODIST CHURCH
1750 Hwy. 120 • Flora, La.
The Rev. John Foster, Pastor
Sunday Worship: 8:00 a.m.
Sunday School: 9:00 a.m.
PRESBYTERIAN
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH PC (USA)
114 Bienville & Hwy 1 S. • 352-3016
Rev. Kathy Muder
Sunday School: 9:45 AM
Sunday Worship: 11:00 AM
Potluck Dinner - 3rd Wednesday
of Each Month at 6:15 PM
website: www.fpcnatchitoches.org
“A Small Church A Large Family”
EPISCOPAL
TRINITY EPISCOPAL CHURCH
533 Second St. • 352-3113
Sunday 8:00AM Sunday School
Sunday 9:00AM The Holy Eucharist
Sunday 10:30AM The Holy Eucharist
Wed 5:15PM, The Holy Eucharist
Celebrated in the Parish Hall
The Rev’d Richard Taylor,
Rector-locum tenens
www.trinityparish.info
CHURCH OF CHRIST
LAKE STREET
CHURCH OF CHRIST
1307 Lake St. • 352-6474
Sunday 9:00 AM Bible Study
10:00 AM Morning Worship
6:00 PM Evening Worship
Wed. 7:00 PM Evening Service
FULL GOSPEL
EL BETHEL FULL GOSPEL
HOUSE OF REFUGE, INC.
4198 Old River Road, Natchez, LA
318-658-5803
SundayWorship 11:00 AM
Wednesday Bible Study 7:00 PM
This is a Church for All People
ROMAN CATHOLIC
LUTHERAN
HOLY CROSS
CATHOLIC CHURCH
129 Second Street • 352-2615
Father Jason Gootee
DAILY MASS
Tues. & Wed. - 5:30 PM
Friday 8:30 AM
Sunday Vigil on Saturday @ 4:00 PM
Sunday Mass 11:00 AM & 5:00 PM
CHRIST THE KING
LUTHERAN CHURCH
305 Royal Street at South Drive
352-8708 Bible Study 9:00AM
Sunday Worship 10:15AM
Sunday Evening Worship 6:30PM
at Cane Brake Café
F or more information on how your
church can be listed in our church
directory or to make changes to your
current listing, please call
The Natchitoches Times at
318-352-3618 or email:
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PUBLIC NOTICES FOR
3-28-15
SHERIFF'S SALE
HSBC MORTGAGE
SERVICES, INC.
Versus No. 87122A
JESSE DON DIXON
A/K/A JESSIE DON DIXON
& JUANITA COURTNEY
DIXON
A/K/A JUANITA COTNEY
DIXON
Street, on the First Floor in
the hallway just outside the
doorway of the Sheriff's
Department Civil Office,
Natchitoches,
Louisiana,
between the legal sale hours
commencing at 10:00 A.M.
on WEDNESDAY, ***April
01, 2015***, the following
described property, to wit:
THOSE CERTAIN LOTS,
PIECES OR PARCELS OF
GROUND, WITH ALL
BUILDINGS
AND
IMPROVEMENTS THEREON SITUATED, LOCATED
IN SECTION 39, TOWNSHIP 9 NORTH, RANGE 8
WEST, NATCHITOCHES
PARISH,
LOUISIANA,
BEING MORE PARTICULARLY DESCRIBED AS
FOLLOWS, TO-WIT:
LOT 1-B AND 1-C OF OAKLEAF ESTATES SUBDIVISION, AS MORE FULLY
SHOWN ON PLAT OF SURVEY BY A.J. BROUILLETTE,
REGISTERED
SURVEYOR,
DATED
10TH JUDICIAL
DECEMBER 27, 1979, A
DISTRICT COURT
COPY OF WHICH IS
PARISH OF
RECORDED UNDER MAP
NATCHITOCHES
SLIDE 232-B OF THE
STATE OF LOUISIANA
RECORDS OF NATCHIPARISH,
Notice is hereby given that by TOCHES
LOUISIANA.
virtue of a Writ of Seizure
and Sale issued in the hereinabove entitled and numbered SUBJECT TO A RIGHT OF
cause I have seized and taken WAY TO TENNESSEE GAS
into my possession and will TRANSMISSION COMPAoffer for sale and sell for cash, NY DATED NOVEMBER 4,
***WITH*** appraisement, 1949, AS CORRECTED BY
DATED
to the last and highest bidder, INSTRUMENT
at public auction, at the DECEMBER 30, 1949,
IN
CONNATCHITOCHES PARISH RECORDED
COURTHOUSE, 200 Church VEYANCE BOOK 209,
Street, on the First Floor in PAGE 498 AND IN CONthe hallway just outside the VEYANCE BOOK 210,
200
OF
THE
doorway of the Sheriff's PAGE
Department Civil Office, RECORDS OF NATCHIPARISH,
Natchitoches,
Louisiana, TOCHES
between the legal sale hours LOUISIANA. ALSO SUBcommencing at 10:00 A.M. JECT TO A SERVITUDE IN
on WEDNESDAY, ***April BEHALF OF THE CITY OF
AND
01, 2015***, the following NATCHITOCHES
BOARD OF COMMISSIONdescribed property, to wit:
ERS OF WATERWORKS
That certain lot of ground DISTRICT #1 ON ALL PORtogether with all buildings TIONS OF THE SUBJECT
and improvements thereon PROPERTY LYING AT AND
122.0
FEET
located being in the West half BELOW
of the Northwest Quarter of ABOVE MEAN SEA LEVEL
Section 9, Township 9 North, AS PER INSTRUMENT
Range 8 West, Natchitoches DATED MARCH 17, 1960,
IN
CONParish, Louisiana, and being RECORDED
shown on a plat of survey by VEYANCE BOOK 237,
408
OF
THE
A.J. Brouillotte, Registered PAGE
Surveyor, dated August 30, RECORDS OF NATCHIPARISH,
1971 and being more particu- TOCHES
larly described as being LOUISIANA.
enclosed in the dark blue lines
running through points 1, 2, 3 ALSO SUBJECT TO A
and 4 and back to Point A on RESERVATION OF ONE
said plat, a copy of which plat HALF OF THE OIL AND
is attached to a deed from GAS IN BEHALF OF CLEO
Lawrence Dixon to Jamoa L. MCBRIDE DRANGUET, ET
Prudhomme, recorded in AL, AS PER DEED DATED
29,
1979,
Conveyance Book 300 at AUGUST
IN
CONpage 383, Records of RECORDED
Natchitoches
Parish VEYANCE BOOK 355,
389
OF
THE
Louisiana; subject to restric- PAGE
tions, servitudes, rights-of- RECORDS OF NATCHIPARISH,
way and outstanding mineral TOCHES
rights of record affecting the LOUISIANA, BUT WITH
RESPECT TO SAID RESERproperty.
VATION OF ALL SURFACE
HAVE
BEEN
Being the same property con- RIGHTS
veyed to the Grantee(s) by WAIVED. ALSO SUBJECT
deed
from
James
L. TO RESTRICTIONS ON
Prudhomme
and
Linda OAKLEAF ESTATES SUBSimpson Prudhomme, dated DIVISION AS PER INSTRU1/13/72 and recorded 1/13/72 MENT DATED JANUARY
in Deed Book 302, Page 563. 29, 1980, EXECUTED BY
BOB G. LUMPKINS, ET AL,
ANYONE PURCHASING AND RECORDED IN CONPROPERTY AT SHER- VEYANCE BOOK 358,
685
OF
THE
IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN PAGE
UNTIL
2:00 P. M. ON RECORDS OF NATCHIPARISH,
SALE DAY TO PAY THE TOCHES
FULL
PURCHASE LOUISIANA.
AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED
FUNDS. BECAUSE FUNDS ANYONE PURCHASING
ARE DUE AND PAYABLE PROPERTY AT SHERBY
2:00 P.M. ON SALE IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN
DAY, ANYONE INTER- UNTIL 2:00 P.M. ON SALE
ESTED
IN
BIDDING DAY TO PAY THE FULL
MUST SUBMIT A "LET- PURCHASE AMOUNT BY
FUNDS.
TER OF CREDIT" FROM CERTIFIED
THEIR
FINANCIAL BECAUSE FUNDS ARE
INSTITUTION TO CHAD DUE AND PAYABLE BY
NELSON AT THE SHER- 2:00 P.M. ON SALE DAY,
IFF'S OFFICE PRIOR TO ANYONE INTERESTED
IN BIDDING MUST SUBTHE SALE.
MIT A "LETTER OF
NATCHITOCHES PARISH CREDIT" FROM THEIR
FINANCIAL
INSTITUSHERIFF'S OFFICE
VICTOR E. JONES, JR., TION TO CHAD NELSON
AT
THE
SHERIFF'S
SHERIFF
OFFICE PRIOR TO THE
#104-15
2/28 & 3/28
SALE.
***
NATCHITOCHES PARISH
SHERIFF'S SALE
SHERIFF'S OFFICE
VICTOR E. JONES, JR.,
WELLS FARGO BANK,
SHERIFF
N. A.
#110-15 2/28 & 3/28
Versus No. 86789B
***
RODNEY JAY SWAN
A/K/A RODNEY J. SWAN
BID INVITATION
A/K/A RODNEY SWAN
DATE: March 9, 2015
10TH JUDICIAL
DISTRICT COURT
FROM:
PARISH OF
City of Natchitoches
NATCHITOCHES
Purchasing Department
STATE OF LOUISIANA
1400 Sabine Street
Notice is hereby given that by
BID NO. 0564
and Sale issued in the hereinabove entitled and numbered BID TITLE:
Christmas
cause I have seized and taken Lighting Supplies
into my possession and will
offer for sale and sell for cash, SEALED BID PROPOSALS
***WITH*** appraisement, WILL BE
RECEIVED
to the last and highest bidder, UNTIL 2:00 PM, April 7,
at public auction, at the 2015
AT THE OFFICE OF
NATCHITOCHES PARISH Edd Lee DIRECTOR OF
1400
COURTHOUSE, 200 Church PURCHASING,
SABINE STREET, NATCHI- with the Clerk for the City
of Natchitoches within fifteen
TOCHES, LA 71457.
(15) days after the first publiFOR ADDITIONAL INFOR- cation of this ordinance, and
MATION CONTACT THE that a public hearing be
held after the advertisements
FOLLOWING:
have been completed.
(4) That the Mayor,
You may bid online by logging
into: Lee Posey, be and he is hereby authorized, after due prowww.bidexpress.com
ceedings had, and after the
For any questions about using legal delays have run, to
the site please call the help execute a lease in favor of
number
888-352-BIDX Sharplin Realty, LLC, leasing
that property described as a
(2439)
21,785.76 square foot area,
more fully shown on a survey
Edd Lee
DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- by A. J. Brouillette, dated June
8, 1962 for the term of Ten
ING
(10) years.
(318) 357-3824
(5) That the City
#126-15a 3/14, 21, 28
Clerk be authorized to adver***
tise this proposed lease in
accordance with law, i.e.,
BID INVITATION
three times in fifteen days,
one week apart and to report
DATE: March 9, 2015
to the City Council if any
opposition is made in writing
FROM:
prior to the time of final adopCity of Natchitoches
tion.
Purchasing Department
(6) That the City
1400 Sabine Street
takes cognizance of the fact
that the property described
above is not needed for public
BID NO. 0565
purposes by the City.
#130-15
3/14, 21, 28
BID TITLE:
(2) - 300 KVA 3 Phase Pad ***
Mount Transformers
SHERIFF'S SALE
(2) - 150 KVA 3 Phase Pad
Mount Transformers
SELENE FINANCE LP
Versus No. 87511A
SEALED BID PROPOSALS
JEANETTE MOORE
WILL BE
RECEIVED
UNTIL 2:00 PM, April 7,
10TH JUDICIAL
2015
AT THE OFFICE OF
DISTRICT COURT
Edd Lee DIRECTOR OF
PARISH OF
PURCHASING,
1400
NATCHITOCHES
SABINE STREET, NATCHISTATE OF LOUISIANA
TOCHES, LA 71457.
FOR ADDITIONAL INFOR- Notice is hereby given that by
MATION CONTACT THE virtue of a Writ of Seizure
and Sale issued in the hereinFOLLOWING:
above entitled and numbered
You may bid online by log- cause I have seized and taken
ging
into: into my possession and will
offer for sale and sell for cash,
www.bidexpress.com
***WITHOUT*** appraiseFor any questions about using ment, to the last and highest
the site please call the help bidder, at public auction, at the
number
888-352-BIDX NATCHITOCHES PARISH
COURTHOUSE, 200 Church
(2439)
Street, on the First Floor in the
hallway just outside the doorEdd Lee
of
the
Sheriff's
DIRECTOR OF PURCHAS- way
ING
Natchitoches,
Louisiana,
(318) 357-3824
#126-15b 3/14, 21, 28
commencing at 10:00 A.M. on
***
WEDNESDAY, ***April 29,
The following Ordinance was 2015***, the following
introduced by Mr. Mims at the described property, to wit:
meeting held on March 9, Lot 151, Payne Subdivision, a
subdivision of Natchitoches,
2015 as follows:
Natchitoches
Parish,
ORDINANCE NO. 012 OF Louisiana as per plat recorded
thereof in Book 509, Page
2015
294, of the Conveyance
AN ORDINANCE AUTHO- Records of Natchitoches
RIZING THE MAYOR OF Parish, Louisiana, together
THE CITY OF NATCHI- with all buildings and
TOCHES, LEE POSEY, TO improvements located thereEXECUTE A LEASE IN on; and, The immobilized
FAVOR OF SHARPLIN mobile home, 2007 Shiloh
REALTY, LLC, OF THAT Model; NRD100, Serial No.
21,785.76 SQUARE FOOT NR01 071207 AlB, Size 28 X
AREA
SHOWN
AND 60
DEPICTED ON A JUNE 8,
1962 SURVEY BY A. J. ANYONE PURCHASING
BROUILLETTE, AND FUR- PROPERTY AT SHERTHER PROVIDING FOR IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN
2:00 P. M. ON
ADVERTISING OF THE UNTIL
LEASE AND AN EFFEC- SALE DAY TO PAY THE
FULL
PURCHASE
TIVE DATE.
AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED
WHEREAS,
the FUNDS. BECAUSE FUNDS
City of Natchitoches is the ARE DUE AND PAYABLE
2:00 P.M. ON SALE
owner of those lots shown on BY
the Airport Layout Plan, DAY, ANYONE INTERIN
BIDDING
which said lots are available ESTED
for lease, and more particular- MUST SUBMIT A "LETly is the owner of a 21,785.76 TER OF CREDIT" FROM
FINANCIAL
square foot area, more fully THEIR
shown on a survey by A. J. INSTITUTION TO CHAD
Brouillette, dated June 8, NELSON AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE PRIOR TO
1962; and
WHEREAS,
the THE SALE.
Airport
Director,
Larry
Cooper, has negotiated the NATCHITOCHES PARISH
terms of a lease to Sharplin SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Realty, LLC, of that property VICTOR E. JONES, JR.,
described as a 21,785.76 SHERIFF
square foot area, more fully #133-15 3/28 & 4/25
shown on a survey by A. J. ***
Brouillette, dated June 8,
SHERIFF'S SALE
1962; and
WHEREAS FURDEUTSCHE BANK,
THER, the terms of the lease
NATIONAL TRUST
are for a ten (10) year period
COMPANY, AS INDENwith consideration of Two
TURE TRUSTEE FOR
Thousand One Hundred
ARGENT SECURITIES
Seventy-Eight and 57/100
INC., ASSET-BACKED
($2,178.57) Dollars per year,
PASS-THROUGH
all as set forth in the attached
CERTIFICATES,
Lease Agreement by and
SERIES 2004-W3
between
the
City
of
Versus No. 87274B
Natchitoches, and Sharplin
WILLIE MASON A/K/A
Realty, LLC; and
WILLIE C. MASON
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City desires to
10TH JUDICIAL
lease that property described
DISTRICT COURT
as a 21,785.76 square foot
PARISH OF
area, more fully shown on a
NATCHITOCHES
survey by A. J. Brouillette,
STATE OF LOUISIANA
dated June 8, 1962, to
Sharplin Realty, LLC, under
the terms set forth above and Notice is hereby given that by
more particularly set forth in virtue of a Writ of Seizure
and Sale issued in the hereinthe lease attached hereto.
NOW
THERE- above entitled and numbered
FORE, BE IT ORDAINED by cause I have seized and taken
the City Council in legal ses- into my possession and will
sion convened as follows:
***WITH*** appraisement,
(1) That after due to the last and highest bidder,
proceedings and advertise- at public auction, at the
ment, the said City does lease NATCHITOCHES PARISH
that property described as a COURTHOUSE, 200 Church
21,785.76 square foot area, Street, on the First Floor in the
more fully shown on a survey hallway just outside the doorof
the
Sheriff's
by A. J. Brouillette, dated June way
8, 1962, to Sharplin Realty, Department Civil Office,
Louisiana,
LLC, for the term of ten (10) Natchitoches,
years with the annual consid- between the legal sale hours
eration of $2,178.57.
(2) That notice of WEDNESDAY, ***April 29,
this proposed ordinance be 2015***, the following
published three (3) times in described property, to wit:
fifteen (15) days, one (1)
week
apart,
in
the One acre located and situated
Natchitoches Times, the legal in the following tract:
journal for the City, and that
ordinance be posted in the That certain tract of land,
together with all buildings and
City Hall.
(3) That any oppo- improvements located theresition to this ordinance shall on, described as beginning at
be made in writing, filed Point A on the line of Section
51, Township 10 North, Range
8 West, and run thence South
47 degrees 30 chains to the
Bayou Three League, thence
down the Bayou South 30
degrees East 15 chains to
Point C, thence North 64
degrees East 16.25 chains to
Point D, thence North 27
chains to place of beginning,
and containing 37 1/2 acres.
Also, 5 1/2 acres described as
beginning at Point B, and run
thence North 41 degrees East
25.75 chains to where it intersects the South line of Section
51, Township 10 North, Range
8 West, thence along said section line 5.42 chains to Point
A, all of which is shown on a
map by J. C. Henry on
December 11, 1905. The
whole containing 43 acres,
more or less, and being the
same property acquired by
Adolie Poissot, Remy Poissot
and Finnan Poissot in an act of
partition
with
Edward
Fredieu, dated January 30,
1906, and of record in
Conveyance Book 118, page
35, of the records of
Natchitoches
Parish,
Louisiana.
Less and Except 23 1/2 acres,
more or less, and being all of
that portion of the above
described property lying West
of Louisiana Highway 1,
which was sold by Patrick
Rambin, ET AL, to Joe R.
Burleson and Sue Rambin
Burleson by deed dated July
27, 1981 and recorded in
Conveyance Book 372, page
38, of the records of
Natchitoches
Parish,
Louisiana.
as follows:
NATCHITOCHES
STATE OF LOUISIANA
WHEREAS,
the
Utility director of the City of
Natchitoches has recommended to the Mayor and
City Council that the City
amend Section 30-20 of the
Code of Ordinances of the
City of Natchitoches which
provides for private security
lighting and which makes private security lighting available to the city customers
desiring to contract with the
City for such service, and
WHEREAS FURTHER, this program provides
a service to the citizens of
Natchitoches and greatly aids
in promoting security to property, benefitting the health,
safety, and welfare of the
general citizenry, and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the recommendation
of the Utility Director is to
provide for a billing schedule
for lighting installed prior to
the 2014 amendment to the
ordinance that requires LED
lighting for future security
lighting; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City Council
desires to amend the ordinance to provide for the
changes recommended by the
Utility Director;
WHEREAS FURTHER, Section 30-20 of the
Code of Ordinances currently
provides as follows, to-wit:
and Sale issued in the hereinabove entitled and numbered
cause I have seized and taken
offer for sale and sell for
cash, ***WITH*** appraisement, to the last and highest
bidder, at public auction, at
the
NATCHITOCHES
PARISH COURTHOUSE,
200 Church Street, on the
First Floor in the hallway just
outside the doorway of the
Sheriff's Department Civil
Office,
Natchitoches,
Louisiana, between the legal
sale hours commencing at
10:00 A.M. on WEDNESDAY, ***April 29, 2015***,
the following described property, to wit:
A certain piece, parcel or tract
of land, together with all
buildings and improvements
thereon, and all the rights,
ways, privileges, servitudes,
appurtenances and advantages thereunto belonging or
in anywise appertaining, situated in the Parish of
NATCHITOCHES, State of
Louisiana.
Lots Six and Seven of Block
"E" of Natchitoches Heights
Addition to the City of
Natchitoches, Louisiana, as
per plat recorded in COB 110,
Page 594, Records of
Natchitoches Parish, La., less
the South 10 feet; subject to
restrictions,
servitudes,
rights-of-way and outstandANYONE PURCHASING ing mineral rights of record
PROPERTY AT SHER- affecting the property.
IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN
UNTIL
2:00 P. M. ON ANYONE PURCHASING
SALE DAY TO PAY THE PROPERTY AT SHERFULL
PURCHASE IFF'S SALE IS GIVEN
2:00 P. M. ON
AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED UNTIL
FUNDS. BECAUSE FUNDS SALE DAY TO PAY THE
PURCHASE
ARE DUE AND PAYABLE FULL
BY
2:00 P.M. ON SALE AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED
BECAUSE
DAY, ANYONE INTER- FUNDS.
ESTED
IN
BIDDING FUNDS ARE DUE AND
2:00 P.M.
MUST SUBMIT A "LET- PAYABLE BY
TER OF CREDIT" FROM ON SALE DAY, ANYONE
THEIR
FINANCIAL INTERESTED IN BIDINSTITUTION TO CHAD DING MUST SUBMIT A
NELSON AT THE SHER- "LETTER OF CREDIT"
IFF'S OFFICE PRIOR TO FROM THEIR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION TO
THE SALE.
CHAD NELSON AT THE
OFFICE
NATCHITOCHES PARISH SHERIFF'S
PRIOR TO THE SALE.
SHERIFF'S OFFICE
NATCHITOCHES PARISH
SHERIFF
SHERIFF'S OFFICE
#147-15 -15 3/28 & 4/25
***
SHERIFF
#149-15 3/28 & 4/25
SHERIFF'S SALE
***
WELLS FARGO BANK,
NOTICE OF PUBLIC
N.A., AS TRUSTEE, FOR
HEARING
THE CERTIFICATE HOLDERS OF THE ASSETNotice is hereby given that
BACKED
the City of Natchitoches
PASS-THROUGH
Planning
and
Zoning
CERTIFICATES, SERIES
Commission will meet at the
2004-WCW1
Natchitoches Arts Center, 716
Versus No. 87561A
YOLANDA R. WYSINGLE Second Street Natchitoches,
Louisiana, on Tuesday, April
7, 2015 at 5:30 p.m. All inter10TH JUDICIAL
ested persons are invited to
DISTRICT COURT
attend to offer comments, if
PARISH OF
any, to the following applicaNATCHITOCHES
tions:
STATE OF LOUISIANA
and Sale issued in the hereinabove entitled and numbered
cause I have seized and taken
***WITH*** appraisement,
to the last and highest bidder,
at public auction, at the
NATCHITOCHES PARISH
COURTHOUSE, 200 Church
Street, on the First Floor in the
hallway just outside the doorway
of
the
Sheriff's
Natchitoches,
Louisiana,
WEDNESDAY, ***April 29,
2015***, the following
described property, to wit: that
certain lot or parcel of ground
in the City of Natchitoches,
La. together with all buildings
and improvements thereon
located and being more particularly described as Lot 1 of
Block A of Town South
Subdivision, Unit #1, as
shown on a plat of survey by
A.J.
Brouillette,
Reg.
Surveyor, dated April 15,
1971, and recorded in Map
Book 1, page 528, records of
Natchitoches Parish, La.
ANYONE PURCHASING
PROPERTY AT SHERIFF'S SALE IS GIVEN
UNTIL
2:00 P. M. ON
SALE DAY TO PAY THE
FULL
PURCHASE
AMOUNT BY CERTIFIED
FUNDS. BECAUSE FUNDS
ARE DUE AND PAYABLE
BY
2:00 P.M. ON SALE
DAY, ANYONE INTERESTED
IN
BIDDING
MUST SUBMIT A "LETTER OF CREDIT" FROM
THEIR
FINANCIAL
INSTITUTION TO CHAD
NELSON AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE PRIOR TO
THE SALE.
NATCHITOCHES PARISH
SHERIFF'S OFFICE
SHERIFF
#148-15 3/28 & 4/25
***
SHERIFF'S SALE
LPP MORTGAGE LTD.
Versus No. 87169B
LORIA A. JACKSON
10TH JUDICIAL
DISTRICT COURT
PARISH OF
SECTION 30-20: SECURITY LIGHTING SERVICE
Section (1): Security Lighting
Service
(e)
Av a i l a b i l i t y.
Private Security Lighting
Service shall be available to
all City of Natchitoches
Utility System customers.
(f)
Character
of
Service. This service covers
electric lighting service for
outdoor equipment, the illumination of driveways, yards,
lots, and other outdoor areas.
This shall be a non-metered
service which will be provided under separate written
agreement between the customer and the City of
Natchitoches
Utility
Department. Service shall be
available on an automatically
controlled dusk to dawn
schedule.
(g)
Rate Schedule. The
schedule of rates for this nonmetered service shall be as
follows:
(1)
Monthly
rates:
(sum of the following
charges):
MONTHLY
BILLING
TOTAL
“SECTION 30-20: SECURI- RATE SIZE/TYPE CODE
TY LIGHTING SERVICE
101 LED
WATTS 101
Section (1): Security Lighting KWH 2.93
Service
INSTLN. COST
$32.00
SERVICE CHARGE $8.30
(a)
A v a i l a b i l i t y . MAINT. CHARGE $3.40
Privately Security Lighting MONTHLY
CHARGE
Service shall be available to $11.70
all City of Natchitoches COST SLH
Utility System customers.
NOTE: *LED = Light
(b)
Character
of Emitting Diode
Service. This service covers
electric lighting service for (2)
PCA Charge. As
outdoor equipment, the illu- set forth in Section 30-18(a),
mination of driveways, yards, (8) of the Code of
lots, and other outdoor areas. Ordinances. The PCA charge
This shall be a non-metered applied to the estimated enerservice which will be provid- gy consumption and included
ed under separate written in the Monthly Service
agreement between the cus- Charge.
tomer and the City of
Natchitoches
Utility (3)
Tax Additions: The
Department. Service shall be rate set forth above shall be
available on an automatically subject
to
proportional
controlled dusk to dawn increases to compensate for
schedule.
any gross revenue, KWH, or
other form of tax hereafter
(c)
Rate Schedule. The imposed by any municipal,
schedule of rates for this non- parish, state, or federal taxing
metered service shall be as body.
follows:
(h)
Form Agreement.
(1)
Monthly
rates: The Utility Department for
(sum of the following the City of Natchitoches is
charges):
hereby authorized to prepare
forms of contracts or agreeMONTHLY
TOTAL ment for this Private Security
BILLING
Lighting Service, which said
agreement(s) shall set forth
SIZE/TYPE CODE
101 the details of the service, such
LED
as location of the service, cost
WATTS 101
of the service, including
KWH 2.93
monthly service charge, term
INSTLN. COST
$32.00 of service, operation and
SERVICE CHARGE $8.30
maintenance, billing proceMAINT. CHARGE $3.40 dure, and any and all other
MONTHLY
CHARGE such terms, conditions, and
$11.70
provisions as may be necesRATE COST 710-A
sary. The Mayor, or his
designee, shall be empowered
NOTE: *LED = Light to execute such agreements
Emitting Diode
on behalf of the City without
further action of the City
(2)
PCA Charge. As Council.
set forth in Section 30-18(a),
(8) of the Code of (i)
Existing security
Ordinances. The PCA charge lighting
services.
applied to the estimated ener- Understanding that there
gy consumption and included remain security lighting of
in the Monthly Service sizes and types other than
Charge.
those listed in subsection ( C
), above, customers may con(3)
Tax Additions: The tinue with existing security
rate set forth above shall be lighting as follows:
subject
to
proportional
increases to compensate for (1) Re-contract with the City
any gross revenue, KWH, or for the replacement of the
other form of tax hereafter existing lighting to comply
imposed by any municipal, with subsection (c), above,
parish, state, or federal taxing for the lighting supported by
body.
the City for maintenance and
energy, or
(d)
Form Agreement.
The Utility Department for (2) Continue to utilize the
the City of Natchitoches is existing lighting on their
hereby authorized to prepare property, but assume mainteforms of contracts or agree- nance of the existing lighting
ment for this Private Security with no support from the
Lighting Service, which said City. The customer will be
agreement(s) shall set forth responsible for a monthly
the details of the service, such charge for the energy conas location of the service, cost sumption as follows:
of the service, including
monthly service charge, term (3) The energy charge will be
of service, operation and calculated based upon the
maintenance, billing proce- average monthly KWK draw
dure, and any and all other of each fixture per month.
such terms, conditions, and The charge per KWH will be
provisions as may be neces- the 12 month average of the
sary. The Mayor, or his cost of energy the City
designee, shall be empowered charges to its residential custo execute such agreements tomers per month, which inion behalf of the City without tially shall be as set forth in
further action of the City chart “e “below.
Council.”
NOW
THERE- (4) The City Utility Director
FORE, BE IT ORDAINED shall re-evaluate, on an annuby the City Council of the al basis, the security light cost
City of Natchitoches, in legal of energy charged using a 12
session convened, as follows: month previous averaging
SECTION
I. method. The Utility Director
Article II of Chapter 30 (enti- shall provide any changes in
tled “ELECTRICITY”) of the the monthly charge for enerCode of Ordinances is hereby gy consumption to the Utility
amended to amend section, Billing Department who shall
30-20, entitled “SECURITY bill accordingly.
LIGHTING
SERVICE”, (See Box A)
which shall henceforth read
Applicant: Rhodes Properties
and Development
For a variance at the following location: Lot 11-B of
Je'an
Claire
Estates
Subdivision, Unit No. 2 in
Section 50, Township 9
North- Range 7 West (102
Margaret Lane)
Variance requested: Variance
of five (5) feet of the required
twenty-five (25) foot rear
yard setback
Reason: To construct a single-family dwelling
Juanita Fowler, Planning &
Zoning Director
#144-15
3/21, 26, 28
***
The following Ordinance was
Introduced by Mr. Mims and
Seconded by Mr. Stamey as
follows, to-wit:
ORDINANCE NO. 009 OF
2015
AN ORDINANCE AMENDING ARTICLE II OF CHAPTER 30 OF THE CODE OF
ORDINANCES OF THE
CITY OF NATCHITOCHES
BY AMENDING SECTION
30-20 WHICH IS TITLED
“SECURITY
LIGHTING
SERVICE”, AND PROVIDING FOR CONDITIONS OF
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WITH
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320
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85
120
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Public
Notices
SECTION II. BE
IT FURTHER ORDAINED
that if any part of this
Ordinance is for any reason
held to be unconstitutional or
invalid, by a court of competent jurisdiction, such decision shall not affect the validity of the remaining portions
of this ordinance, and the
invalidity shall be limited to
that specific portion so
declared to be invalid.
SECTION III. BE
IT FURTHER ORDAINED
that this ordinance shall go
into effect immediately after
due publication according to
law.
SECTION V. BE
IT FURTHER ORDAINED
that all ordinances in conflict
herewith are hereby repealed.
THIS
ORDINANCE was introduced at a
regular meeting of the City
Council held on the 9th day of
March, 2015.
The
above
Ordinance having been duly
advertised in accordance with
law and public hearing had on
same, was put to a vote by the
Mayor and the vote was
recorded as follows:
AYES: P a y n e ,
Nielsen, Mims, Stamey,
Morrow
NAYS: None
ABSENT: None
ABSTAIN: None
THEREUPON,
Mayor Lee Posey declared the
Ordinance passed by a vote of
5 Ayes to 0 Nays this 23rd day
of March, 2015.
LEE POSEY, MAYOR
D O N
MIMS, MAYOR PRO TEMPORE
Delivered to the Mayor on the
24th day of March, 2015 at
10:00 A.M.
Introduced by Mr. Nielsen
and Seconded by Mr. Stamey
as follows, to-wit:
2015
AN ORDINANCE AUTHORIZING THE MAYOR OF
THE CITY OF NATCHITOCHES, LOUISIANA, TO
ENTER INTO A COOPERATIVE ENDEAVOR AGREEMENT WITH THE NATCHITOCHES
COMMUNITY
ALLIANCE FOUNDATION,
INC.,
WHICH
SAID
AGREEMENT WILL PROVIDE FOR THE EXCLUSIVE USE AND CONTROL
OF
THE
WEBSITE
“NATCHITOCHESONTHEMOVE.COM”, PROVIDING
FOR A THREE YEAR
RENEWAL, PROVIDING
FOR ADVERTISING, FURTHER PROVIDING FOR
SEVERABILITY,
AND
FURTHER
PROVIDING
FOR A REPEALER AND
EFFECTIVE DATE OF
ORDINANCE.
WHEREAS,
the
City of Natchitoches (sometimes hereinafter referred to
as the “City”) is a
Municipality located in the
State of Louisiana, Parish of
Natchitoches governed under
a Home Rule Charter and a
Code of Ordinances adopted
by Ordinance No. 5 of 1977;
and
WHEREAS FURTHER,
the
City
of
Natchitoches is specifically
authorized under Section 1.06
of the Charter of the City of
Natchitoches to provide for
the general welfare, safety,
health, peace and good order
of the City, and further authorized under Section 1.07 of
the Charter of the City of
Natchitoches to enter into
Joint Service Agreements or
Cooperative Efforts with
other governmental agencies;
and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the Natchitoches
Community
Alliance
Foundation, Inc. (sometimes
hereinafter referred to as
“Community Alliance”) is a
Louisiana not for profit corporation and has been designated as a 501C-3 entity by
the IRS; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City and the
Community Alliance both
have an interest in promoting
economic growth, commerce
and tourism in the City and
Parish of Natchitoches,
Louisiana; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City has created
and maintains a website dedicated to economic development bearing the domain
name
natchitochesonthemove.com (sometimes hereinafter referred to as
“Website”); and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the Community
Alliance has a need for a modern, updated and relevant
website, and the City desires
to assist the Community
Alliance in its goal to become
the voice of economic development for Natchitoches
Parish; and
transfer the exclusive use and
control of the Website to the
Community Alliance and the
Community Alliance desires
to use the Website to provide
content and data for the dissemination of information
from a common portal to
serve all of Natchitoches
Parish; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, in exchange for the
exclusive use and control of
the Website, the Community
Alliance agrees to utilize the
Website to provide and update
content and visual direction
for the dissemination of information, all of which will promote economic growth in the
City
and
Parish
of
Natchitoches; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City and the
Community Alliance agree
that the exclusive use of the
Website shall be for the
remaining portion of the calender year 2015 and will terminate December 31, 2015,
but may be renewed for an
additional three year period
under the same terms upon
execution of a renewal by
both
parties
prior
to
December 31, 2015; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, under the general law
and the Home Rule Charter
of the City of Natchitoches,
the City has the right, power,
and authority to promote,
protect, and preserve the general welfare, safety, health,
peace and good order of the
City; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City Council of
the City of Natchitoches has
reviewed the proposed CEA,
attached hereto, and is of the
opinion that the CEA with the
Community Alliance will promote the health, safety and
welfare of the citizens of the
City
and
Parish
of
Natchitoches, Louisiana and
desires to authorize the Mayor
of the City of Natchitoches to
execute same; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City Council of
desires to enter into this
Cooperative
Endeavor
Agreement to help encourage
and promote economic development in the City and Parish
of Natchitoches; and
NOW
THEREFORE BE IT ORDAINED by
the City Council of the City of
Natchitoches, Louisiana, that
the Mayor of the City of
Natchitoches, Lee Posey is
hereby authorized to execute
the attached Cooperative
Endeavor Agreement with the
Natchitoches
Community
Alliance Foundation, Inc.,
and in the event that the
Mayor determines that the
agreement should be extended, the Mayor is further
authorized to execute the
three year renewal
BE IT FURTHER
ORDAINED that the terms of
the Cooperative Endeavor
Agreement, attached hereto,
are approved and accepted by
Natchitoches, Louisiana.
THIS
ORDINANCE was introduced on
March 9, 2015 and published
in the Natchitoches Times on
March 14, 2015.
The
above
AYES: P a y n e ,
Morrow
NAYS: None
ABSENT: None
ABSTAIN: None
THEREUPON,
of March, 2015.
LEE POSEY, MAYOR
D O N
MIMS, MAYOR PRO TEMPORE
Delivered to the Mayor on the
24th day of March, 2015 at
10:00 A.M.
Introduced by Mr. Stamey and
Seconded by Mr. Nielsen as
follows, to-wit:
ORDINANCE NUMBER
013 OF 2015
AN
ORDINANCE
TO
AMEND AND REENACT
CHAPTER 13.1 OF THE
CODE OF ORDINANCES
OF THE CITY OF NATCHITOCHES,
LOUISIANA,
SAID CHAPTER BEING
ENTITLED "FLOOD DAMAGE PREVENTION", AND
SPECIFICALLY AMENDING AND REENACTING
SECTIONS
13.1-1
THROUGH 13.1-37 PRO-
VIDING FOR ADVERTISING, FURTHER PROVIDING FOR SEVERABILITY,
AND FURTHER PROVIDING FOR A REPEALER
AND EFFECTIVE DATE OF
ORDINANCE.
WHEREAS,
the
City Council of the City of
Natchitoches
enacted
Ordinance Number 7 of 1987
on April 27, 1987, which said
Ordinance enacted provisions
pertaining to flood damage
prevention which superseded
former Chapter 13.1, which
said former Chapter 13.1 was
derived from Ordinance
Number 67 of 1976, which
was adopted October 10,
1977; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, upon recommendation
of the Department of
Transportation
and
Development of the State of
Louisiana, the City Council of
adopted Ordinance Number
35 of 2000 which enacted certain changes to the Flood
Damage
Prevention
Ordinance; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the Department of
Transportation
and
Development for the State of
Louisiana has contacted the
City
of Natchitoches,
Louisiana, and suggested certain changes to the current
Flood Damage Prevention
Ordinance,
which
said
changes will bring the Code
of Ordinances of the City of
Natchitoches, Louisiana, into
compliance with State and
Federal requirements; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City Council for
the City of Natchitoches,
Louisiana, desires to amend
and reenact Chapter 13.1 of
the Code of Ordinances,
which is entitled "Flood
Damage Prevention", in full,
in order to bring the Flood
Damage
Prevention
Ordinance into compliance
with State and Federal Law;
and
NOW
THEREFORE BE IT ORDAINED by
follows:
SECTION 1. Chapter 13.1 of
the Code of Ordinances of the
City of Natchitoches is hereby
amended and reenacted to
read as follows:
“Chapter 13.1
FLOOD DAMAGE
PREVENTION
ARTICLE I. IN GENERAL
SEC. 13.1.1. STATUTORY
AUTHORIZATION
The Legislature of
the State of Louisiana has in
statute LRS 38:84 delegated
the responsibility of local
governmental units to adopt
regulations designed to minimize flood losses. Therefore,
Natchitoches, Louisiana, does
ordain as follows:
SEC. 13.1-2. FINDINGS OF
FACT
(1) The flood hazard areas of the City are subject to periodic inundation,
which results in loss of life
and property, health and safety hazards, disruption of commerce and governmental services, and extraordinary public expenditures for flood protection and relief, all of which
adversely affect the public
health, safety and general
welfare.
(2)
These flood
losses are created by the
cumulative effect of obstructions in floodplains which
cause an increase in flood
heights and velocities, and by
the occupancy of flood hazard
areas by uses vulnerable to
floods and hazardous to other
lands because they are inadequately elevated, floodproofed or otherwise protected from flood damage.
SEC. 13.1-3. STATEMENT
OF PURPOSE
It is the purpose of this ordinance to promote the public
health, safety and general
welfare and to minimize public and private losses due to
flood conditions in specific
areas by provisions designed
to:
(1) Protect human
life and health;
(2)
Minimize
expenditure of public money
for costly flood control projects;
(3) Minimize the
need for rescue and relief
efforts associated with flooding and generally undertaken
at the expense of the general
public;
(4) Minimize prolonged business interruptions;
(5) Minimize damage to public facilities and
utilities such as water and gas
mains, electric, telephone and
sewer lines, streets and
bridges located in floodplains;
(6) Help maintain a
stable tax base by providing
for the sound use and development of flood-prone areas
in such a manner as to minimize future flood blight areas;
and
(7)
Insure that
potential buyers are notified
that property is in a flood
area.
SEC. 13.1-4. METHODS OF any man-made change to
REDUCING FLOOD LOSS- improved and unimproved
real estate, including but not
ES
limited to buildings or other
In order to accomplish its pur- structures, mining, dredging,
poses, this ordinance uses the filling, grading, paving, excavation or drilling operations
following methods:
or storage of equipment or
(1) Restrict or pro- materials.
hibit uses that are dangerous
to health, safety or property in ELEVATED BUILDING –
times of flood, or cause exces- means, for insurance purpossive increases in flood heights es, a non-basement building,
which has its lowest elevated
or velocities;
floor, raised above ground
(2) Require that level by foundation walls,
uses vulnerable to floods, shear walls, posts, piers, pilincluding facilities which ings, or columns.
serve such uses, be protected
CONSTRUCagainst flood damage at the EXISTING
TION - means for the purpostime of initial construction;
(3)
Control the es of determining rates, strucalteration of natural flood- tures for which the "start of
commenced
plains, stream channels, and construction"
natural protective barriers, before the effective date of the
which are involved in the FIRM or before January 1,
accommodation of flood 1975, for FIRMs effective
before that date. "Existing
waters;
(4) Control filling, construction" may also be
grading, dredging and other referred to as "existing strucdevelopment which may tures."
increase flood damage;
MANUFAC(5) Prevent or regu- EXISTING
late the construction of flood TURED HOME PARK OR
barriers which wil unnaturally SUBDIVISION - means a
divert flood waters or which manufactured home park or
may increase flood hazards to subdivision for which the
construction of facilities for
other lands.
servicing the lots on which
SEC 13.1-5. DEFINITIONS the manufactured homes are
to be affixed (including, at a
Unless specifically defined minimum, the installation of
below, words or phrases used utilities, the construction of
in this ordinance shall be streets, and either final site
interpreted to give them the grading or the pouring of conmeaning they have in com- crete pads) is completed
mon usage and to give this before the effective date of the
ordinance its most reasonable floodplain management regulations adopted by a commuapplication.
nity.
ALLUVIAL FAN FLOODING - means flooding occur- EXPANSION TO AN EXISTMANUFACTURED
ring on the surface of an allu- ING
vial fan or similar landform HOME PARK OR SUBDIVIwhich originates at the apex SION - means the preparation
and is characterized by high- of additional sites by the convelocity
flows;
active struction of facilities for serprocesses of erosion, sedi- vicing the lots on which the
ment transport, and deposi- manufactured homes are to be
tion; and unpredictable flow affixed (including the installation of utilities, the construcpaths.
tion of streets, and either final
APEX - means a point on an site grading or the pouring of
alluvial fan or similar land- concrete pads).
form below which the flow
path of the major stream that FLOOD OR FLOODING formed the fan becomes means a general and tempounpredictable and alluvial fan rary condition of partial or
complete inundation of norflooding can occur.
mally dry land areas from:
APPURTENANT STRUC(1) the overflow of
TURE – means a structure
which is on the same parcel of inland or tidal waters.
(2) the unusual and
property as the principal
structure to be insured and the rapid accumulation or runoff
use of which is incidental to of surface waters from any
the use of the principal struc- source.
ture
FLOOD
ELEVATION
AREA OF FUTURE CONDI- STUDY – means an examinaTIONS FLOOD HAZARD – tion, evaluation and determimeans the land area that nation of flood hazards and, if
would be inundated by the 1- appropriate, corresponding
percent-annual chance (100 water surface elevations, or an
year) flood based on future examination, evaluation and
determination of mudslide
conditions hydrology.
(i.e., mudflow) and/or floodAREA
OF
SHALLOW related erosion hazards.
FLOODING - means a designated AO, AH, AR/AO, FLOOD INSURANCE RATE
AR/AH, or VO zone on a MAP (FIRM) - means an officommunity's Flood Insurance cial map of a community, on
Rate Map (FIRM) with a 1 which the Federal Emergency
percent or greater annual Management Agency has
chance of flooding to an aver- delineated both the special
age depth of 1 to 3 feet where flood hazard areas and the
a clearly defined channel does risk premium zones applicanot exist, where the path of ble to the community.
flooding is unpredictable and
INSURANCE
where velocity flow may be FLOOD
evident. Such flooding is STUDY (FIS) – see Flood
characterized by ponding or Elevation Study
sheet flow.
FLOODPLAIN OR FLOODAREA OF SPECIAL FLOOD PRONE AREA - means any
HAZARD - is the land in the land area susceptible to being
floodplain within a communi- inundated by water from any
ty subject to a 1 percent or source (see definition of
greater chance of flooding in flooding).
any given year. The area may
be designated as Zone A on FLOODPLAIN MANAGEthe Flood Hazard Boundary MENT - means the operation
Map (FHBM). After detailed of an overall program of corrate making has been com- rective and preventive meapleted in preparation for pub- sures for reducing flood damlication of the FIRM, Zone A age, including but not limited
usually is refined into Zones to emergency preparedness
A, AO, AH, A1-30, AE, A99, plans, flood control works and
AR, AR/A1-30, AR/AE, floodplain management reguAR/AO, AR/AH, AR/A, VO, lations.
V1-30, VE or V.
FLOODPLAIN MANAGEBASE FLOOD - means the MENT REGULATIONS flood having a 1 percent means zoning ordinances,
regulations,
chance of being equaled or subdivision
building codes, health regulaexceeded in any given year.
tions, special purpose ordiBASE FLOOD ELEVATION nances (such as a floodplain
– The elevation shown on the ordinance, grading ordinance
Flood Insurance Rate Map and erosion control ordi(FIRM) and found in the nance) and other applications
accompanying
Flood of police power. The term
Insurance Study (FIS) for describes such state or local
Zones A, AE, AH, A1-A30, regulations, in any combinaAR, V1-V30, or VE that indi- tion thereof, which provide
cates the water surface eleva- standards for the purpose of
tion resulting from the flood flood damage prevention and
that has a 1% chance of equal- reduction.
ing or exceeding that level in
PROTECTION
any given year – also called FLOOD
SYSTEM - means those physthe Base Flood.
ical structural works for
BASEMENT - means any which funds have been authoarea of the building having its rized, appropriated, and
floor subgrade (below ground expended and which have
been constructed specifically
level) on all sides.
to modify flooding in order to
BREAKAWAY WALL – reduce the extent of the area
means a wall that is not part of within a community subject to
the structural support of the a "special flood hazard" and
building and is intended the extent of the depths of
through its design and con- associated flooding. Such a
struction to collapse under system typically includes hurspecific lateral loading forces, ricane tidal barriers, dams,
without causing damage to reservoirs, levees or dikes.
the elevated portion of the These specialized flood modibuilding or supporting foun- fying works are those constructed in conformance with
dation system.
sound engineering standards.
CRITICAL FEATURE means an integral and readily FLOOD PROOFING - means
identifiable part of a flood any combination of structural
protection system, without and non-structural additions,
which the flood protection changes, or adjustments to
provided by the entire system structures which reduce or
eliminate flood damage to
would be compromised.
real estate or improved real
DEVELOPMENT - means property, water and sanitary
facilities, structures and their which the construction of
contents.
facilities for servicing the lots
on which the manufactured
FLOODWAY
–
see homes are to be affixed
Regulatory Floodway
(including at a minimum, the
installation of utilities, the
FUNCTIONALLY DEPEN- construction of streets, and
DENT USE - means a use, either final site grading or the
which cannot perform its pouring of concrete pads) is
intended purpose unless it is completed on or after the
located or carried out in close effective date of floodplain
proximity to water. The term management
regulations
includes only docking facili- adopted by a community.
ties, port facilities that are
necessary for the loading and RECREATIONAL VEHICLE
unloading of cargo or passen- - means a vehicle which is (i)
gers, and ship building and built on a single chassis; (ii)
ship repair facilities, but does 400 square feet or less when
not include long-term storage measured at the largest horior related manufacturing zontal
projections;
(iii)
facilities.
designed to be self-propelled
or permanently towable by a
HIGHEST
ADJACENT light duty truck; and (iv)
GRADE - means the highest designed primarily not for use
natural elevation of the as a permanent dwelling but
ground surface prior to conas temporary living quarters
struction next to the proposed for recreational, camping,
walls of a structure.
travel, or seasonal use.
HISTORIC STRUCTURE - REGULATORY
FLOODmeans any structure that is:
WAY - means the channel of a
river or other watercourse and
(1) Listed individu- the adjacent land areas that
ally in the National Register must be reserved in order to
of Historic Places (a listing discharge the base flood withmaintained by the Department out cumulatively increasing
of Interior) or preliminarily the water surface elevation
determined by the Secretary more than a designated
of the Interior as meeting the height.
requirements for individual
listing on the National RIVERINE – means relating
Register;
to, formed by, or resembling a
river (including tributaries),
(2) Certified or pre- stream, brook, etc.
liminarily determined by the
Secretary of the Interior as SPECIAL FLOOD HAZARD
contributing to the historical AREA – see Area of Special
significance of a registered Flood Hazard
historic district or a district
preliminarily determined by START OF CONSTRUCthe Secretary to qualify as a TION - (for other than new
construction or substantial
registered historic district;
(3) Individually list- improvements under the
ed on a state inventory of his- Coastal Barrier Resources Act
toric places in states with his- (Pub. L. 97-348)), includes
toric preservation programs substantial improvement and
which have been approved by means the date the building
the Secretary of the Interior; permit was issued, provided
the actual start of construcor
(4) Individually list- tion, repair, reconstruction,
ed on a local inventory of his- rehabilitation, addition placetoric places in communities ment, or other improvement
with historic preservation pro- was within 180 days of the
grams that have been certified permit date. The actual start
means either the first placeeither:
(a) By an approved ment of permanent construcstate program as determined tion of a structure on a site,
by the Secretary of the such as the pouring of slab or
footings, the installation of
Interior or;
(b) Directly by the piles, the construction of
Secretary of the Interior in columns, or any work beyond
states without approved pro- the stage of excavation; or the
placement of a manufactured
grams.
home on a foundation.
LEVEE - means a man-made Permanent construction does
structure, usually an earthen not include land preparation,
embankment, designed and such as clearing, grading and
constructed in accordance filling; nor does it include the
with sound engineering prac- installation of streets and/or
tices to contain, control, or walkways; nor does it include
divert the flow of water so as excavation for basement,
to provide protection from footings, piers or foundations
or the erection of temporary
temporary flooding.
forms; nor does it include the
LEVEE SYSTEM - means a installation on the property of
flood protection system which accessory buildings, such as
consists of a levee, or levees, garages or sheds not occupied
and associated structures, as dwelling units or not part
such as closure and drainage of the main structure. For a
devices, which are construct- substantial improvement, the
ed and operated in accordance actual start of construction
with sound engineering prac- means the first alteration of
any wall, ceiling, floor, or
tices.
other structural part of a
LOWEST FLOOR - means building, whether or not that
the lowest floor of the lowest alteration affects the external
enclosed area (including base- dimensions of the building.
ment). An unfinished or flood
resistant enclosure, usable STRUCTURE – means, for
solely for parking or vehicles, floodplain management purbuilding access or storage in poses, a walled and roofed
an area other than a basement building, including a gas or
area is not considered a build- liquid storage tank, that is
ing's lowest floor; provided principally above ground, as
that such enclosure is not built well as a manufactured home.
so as to render the structure in
violation of the applicable SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE non-elevation design require- means damage of any origin
ment of Section 60.3 of the sustained by a structure
National Flood Insurance whereby the cost of restoring
the structure to its before
Program regulations.
damaged condition would
MANUFACTURED HOME - equal or exceed 50 percent of
means a structure trans- the market value of the strucportable in one or more sec- ture before the damage
tions, which is built on a per- occurred.
manent chassis and is
designed for use with or with- SUBSTANTIAL IMPROVEout a permanent foundation MENT - means any reconwhen connected to the struction, rehabilitation, addirequired utilities. The term tion, or other improvement of
"manufactured home" does a structure, the cost of which
not include a "recreational equals or exceeds 50 percent
of the market value of the
vehicle".
structure before "start of conMANUFACTURED HOME struction" of the improvePARK OR SUBDIVISION - ment. This term includes
which
have
means a parcel (or contiguous structures
parcels) of land divided into incurred "substantial damtwo or more manufactured age", regardless of the actual
repair work performed. The
home lots for rent or sale.
term does not, however,
MEAN SEA LEVEL - means, include either: (1) Any project
for purposes of the National for improvement of a strucFlood Insurance Program, the ture to correct existing violaNorth American Vertical tions of state or local health,
Datum (NAVD) of 1988 or sanitary, or safety code speciother datum, to which base fications which have been
flood elevations shown on a identified by the local code
community's Flood Insurance enforcement official and
which are the minimum necRate Map are referenced.
essary to assure safe living
NEW CONSTRUCTION - conditions or (2) Any altermeans, for the purpose of ation of a "historic structure",
determining insurance rates, provided that the alteration
structures for which the "start will not preclude the strucof construction" commenced ture's continued designation
on or after the effective date as a "historic structure."
of an initial FIRM or after
December 31, 1974, whichev- VARIANCE – means a grant
er is later, and includes any of relief by a community from
subsequent improvements to the terms of a floodplain mansuch structures. For flood- agement regulation. (For full
plain management purposes, requirements see Section 60.6
"new construction" means of the National Flood
structures for which the "start Insurance Program regulaof construction" commenced tions.)
on or after the effective date
of a floodplain management VIOLATION - means the failregulation adopted by a com- ure of a structure or other
munity and includes any sub- development to be fully comsequent improvements to such pliant with the community's
floodplain management regustructures.
lations. A structure or other
NEW MANUFACTURED development without the eleHOME PARK OR SUBDIVI- vation certificate, other certiSION - means a manufactured fications, or other evidence of
home park or subdivision for compliance required in 44
7B
CFR Sections 60.3(b)(5),
(c)(4), (c)(10), (d)(3), (e)(2),
(e)(4), or (e)(5) is presumed to
be in violation until such time
as that documentation is provided.
WATER SURFACE ELEVATION - means the height, in
relation to the North
American Vertical Datum
(NAVD) of 1988 (or other
datum, where specified), of
floods of various magnitudes
and frequencies in the floodplains of coastal or riverine
areas.
SEC. 13.1-6. LANDS TO
WHICH THIS ORDINANCE
APPLIES
The ordinance shall apply to
all areas of special flood hazard within the jurisdiction of
the City of Natchitoches,
Louisiana.
SEC. 13.1-7. BASIS FOR
ESTABLISHING
THE
AREAS
OF
SPECIAL
FLOOD HAZARD
The areas of special flood
hazard identified by the
Federal
Emergency
Management Agency in the
current scientific and engineering report entitled, “The
Flood Insurance Study (FIS)
for Natchitoches Parish and
Incorporated area," dated July
6, 2015, with accompanying
Flood Insurance Rate Maps
(FIRM) dated July 6, 2015,
and any revisions thereto are
hereby adopted by reference
and declared to be a part of
this ordinance.
SEC. 13.1-8. ESTABLISHMENT OF DEVELOPMENT
PERMIT
A Floodplain Development
Permit shall be required to
ensure conformance with the
provisions of this ordinance.
SEC. 13.1-9. COMPLIANCE
No structure or land shall
hereafter be located, altered,
or have its use changed without full compliance with the
terms of this ordinance and
other applicable regulations.
SEC. 13.1-10. ABROGATION AND GREATER
RESTRICTIONS
This ordinance is not intended
to repeal, abrogate, or impair
any existing easements,
covenants, or deed restrictions. However, where this
ordinance and another ordinance, easement, covenant, or
deed restriction conflict or
overlap, whichever imposes
the more stringent restrictions
shall prevail.
SEC. 13.1-11.
TATION
INTERPRE-
In the interpretation and
application of this ordinance,
all provisions shall be; (1)
considered as minimum
requirements; (2) liberally
construed in favor of the governing body; and (3) deemed
neither to limit nor repeal any
other powers granted under
State statutes.
SEC. 13.1-12. WARNING
AND DISCLAIMER OR
LIABILITY
The degree of flood protection required by this ordinance is considered reasonable for regulatory purposes
and is based on scientific and
engineering considerations.
On rare occasions greater
floods can and will occur and
flood heights may be
increased by man-made or
natural causes. This ordinance does not imply that
land outside the areas of special flood hazards or uses permitted within such areas will
be free from flooding or flood
damages.
This ordinance
shall not create liability on the
part of the community or any
official or employee thereof
for any flood damages that
result from reliance on this
ordinance or any administrative decision lawfully made
hereunder.
SEC.
13.1-13----13.1-20.
RESERVED
SEC. 13.1-21. DESIGNATION OF THE FLOODPLAIN ADMINISTRATOR
That the Director of Planning
and Zoning is hereby appointed
the
Floodplain
Administrator to administer
and implement the provisions
of this ordinance and other
appropriate sections of 44
CFR
(Emergency
Management and Assistance National Flood Insurance
Program Regulations) pertaining to floodplain management.
SEC. 13.1-22. DUTIES &
RESPONSIBILITIES
OF
THE
FLOODPLAIN
ADMINISTRATOR
Duties and responsibilities of
the Floodplain Administrator
shall include, but not be limited to, the following:
(1) Maintain and
hold open for public inspection all records pertaining to
the provisions of this ordinance.
(2) Review permit
application to determine
whether to ensure that the
proposed building site project, including the placement
8B
Public
Notices
of manufactured homes, will be based on all of the provibe reasonably safe from sions of this ordinance and
the following relevant facflooding.
tors:
(a) The danger to
(3)
Review,
approve or deny all applica- life and property due to floodtions for development permits ing or erosion damage;
(b) The susceptibilrequired by adoption of this
ity of the proposed facility
ordinance.
(4) Review permits and its contents to flood damfor proposed development to age and the effect of such
assure that all necessary per- damage on the individual
mits have been obtained from owner;
(c) The danger that
those Federal, State or local
governmental
agencies materials may be swept onto
(including Section 404 of the other lands to the injury of
Federal Water Pollution others;
(d) The compatibilControl Act Amendments of
1972, 33 U.S.C. 1334) from ity of the proposed use with
which prior approval is existing and anticipated
development;
required.
(e) The safety of
(5) Where interpretation is needed as to the access to the property in
exact location of the bound- times of flood for ordinary
aries of the areas of special and emergency vehicles;
(f) The costs of proflood hazards (for example,
where there appears to be a viding governmental services
conflict between a mapped during and after flood condiboundary and actual field tions including maintenance
conditions) the Floodplain and repair of streets and
Administrator shall make the bridges, and public utilities
and facilities such as sewer,
necessary interpretation.
(6) Notify, in river- gas, electrical and water sysine situations, adjacent com- tems;
(g) The expected
munities and the State
Coordinating Agency which heights, velocity, duration,
is the Department of rate of rise and sediment
Transportation
and transport of the floodwaters
Development, prior to any and the effects of wave
alteration or relocation of a action, if applicable, expected
watercourse, and submit evi- at the site;
(h) The necessity to
dence of such notification to
the Federal Emergency the facility of a waterfront
location, where applicable;
Management Agency.
(i) The availability
(7) Assure that the
flood carrying capacity with- of alternative locations, not
in the altered or relocated subject to flooding or erosion
portion of any watercourse is damage, for the proposed use.
maintained.
(8) When base SEC. 13.1-24. VARIANCE
flood elevation data has not PROCEDURES
been provided in accordance
(1) The Appeal
with Section 13.1-7, the
Floodplain
Administrator Board, as established by the
shall obtain, review and rea- community, shall hear and
sonably utilize any base flood render judgment on requests
elevation data and floodway for variances from the
data available from a Federal, requirements of this ordiState or other source, in order nance.
(2) The Appeal
to administer the provisions
of Sections 13.1-31 through Board shall hear and render
judgment on an appeal only
13.1-37.
(9) When a regula- when it is alleged there is an
tory floodway has not been error in any requirement,
designated, the Floodplain decision, or determination
Administrator must require made by the Floodplain
that no new construction, Administrator in the enforcesubstantial improvements, or ment or administration of this
other development (including ordinance.
(3) Any person or
fill) shall be permitted within
Zones A1-30 and AE on the persons aggrieved by the
community's FIRM, unless it decision of the Appeal Board
is demonstrated that the may appeal such decision in
cumulative effect of the pro- the courts of competent jurisposed development, when diction.
(4) The Floodplain
combined with all other existing and anticipated develop- Administrator shall maintain
ment, will not increase the a record of all actions involvwater surface elevation of the ing an appeal and shall report
base flood more than one foot variances to the Federal
Management
at any point within the com- Emergency
Agency upon request.
munity.
(5) Variances may
(10) Under the provisions of 44 CFR Chapter 1, be issued for the reconstrucSection 65.12, of the National tion, rehabilitation or restoraFlood Insurance Program reg- tion of structures listed on the
ulations, a community may National Register of Historic
approve certain development Places or the State Inventory
in Zones A1-30, AE, AH, on of Historic Places, without
the community's FIRM which regard to the procedures set
increases the water surface forth in the remainder of this
elevation of the base flood by ordinance.
(6) Variances may
more than 1 foot, provided
that the community first com- be issued for new construcpletes all of the provisions tion and substantial improvements to be erected on a lot of
required by Section 65.12.
1/2 acre or less in size conSEC. 13.1-23.
PERMIT tiguous to and surrounded by
lots with existing structures
PROCEDURES
constructed below the base
(1) Application for a flood level, providing the relFloodplain
Development evant factors in Section 13.1Permit shall be presented to 23 (2) of this Article have
the Floodplain Administrator been fully considered. As the
on forms furnished by lot size increases beyond the
him/her and may include, but 1/2 acre, the technical justifinot be limited to, plans in cation required for issuing the
duplicate drawn to scale variance increases.
(7) Upon considerashowing the location, dimensions, and elevation of pro- tion of the factors noted
posed landscape alterations, above and the intent of this
existing and proposed struc- ordinance, the Appeal Board
tures, including the place- may attach such conditions to
ment of manufactured homes, the granting of variances as it
and the location of the fore- deems necessary to further
going in relation to areas of the purpose and objectives of
special
flood
hazard. this ordinance (Section 13.1Additionally, the following 3).
(8) Variances shall
information is required:
not be issued within any des(a) Elevation (in ignated floodway if any
relation to mean sea level), of increase in flood levels durthe lowest floor (including ing the base flood discharge
basement) of all new and sub- would result.
(9) Variances may
stantially improved strucbe issued for the repair or
tures;
(b) Elevation in rehabilitation of historic
relation to mean sea level to structures upon a determinawhich any nonresidential tion that the proposed repair
structure shall be flood- or rehabilitation will not preclude the structure's continproofed;
(c) A certificate ued designation as a historic
from a registered professional structure and the variance is
engineer or architect that the the minimum necessary to
nonresidential floodproofed preserve the historic characstructure shall meet the flood- ter and design of the strucproofing criteria of Section ture.
(10) Prerequisites
13.1-32 (2);
(d) Description of for granting variances:
(a) Variances shall
the extent to which any
watercourse
or
natural only be issued upon a deterdrainage will be altered or mination that the variance is
relocated as a result of pro- the minimum necessary, considering the flood hazard, to
posed development;
(e) Maintain a afford relief.
(b) Variances shall
record of all such information
in accordance with Section only be issued upon: (i)
showing a good and sufficient
13.1-22 (1);
(2) Approval or cause; (ii) a determination
denial of a Floodplain that failure to grant the variDevelopment Permit by the ance would result in excepFlooplain Administrator shall tional hardship to the appli-
cant, and (iii) a determination
that the granting of a variance
will not result in increased
flood heights, additional
threats to public safety, extraordinary public expense, create nuisances, cause fraud on
or victimization of the public,
or conflict with existing local
laws or ordinances.
(c) Any application
to which a variance is granted
shall be given written notice
that the structure will be permitted to be built with the
lowest floor elevation below
the base flood elevation, and
that the cost of flood insurance will be commensurate
with the increased risk resulting from the reduced lowest
floor elevation.
(11) Variances may
be issued by a community for
new construction and substantial improvements and for
other development necessary
for the conduct of a functionally dependent use provided
that (i) the criteria outlined in
Section 13.1-24 (1)-(9) are
met, and (ii) the structure or
other development is protected by methods that minimize
flood damages during the
base flood and create no additional threats to public safety.
SECS. 13.1-25 ---- 13.1-30.
RESERVED
SEC. 13.1-31. GENERAL
STANDARDS
In all areas of special flood
hazards the following provisions are required for all new
construction and substantial
improvements:
be maintained by the
Floodplain Administrator.
(3) Enclosures new construction and substantial improvements, with
fully enclosed areas below
the lowest floor that are
usable solely for parking of
vehicles, building access or
storage in an area other than a
basement and which are subject to flooding shall be
designed to automatically
equalize hydrostatic flood
forces on exterior walls by
allowing for the entry and
exit of floodwaters. Designs
for meeting this requirement
must either be certified by a
registered professional engineer or architect or meet or
exceed the following minimum criteria:
(a) A minimum of
two openings on separate
walls having a total net area
of not less than 1 square inch
for every square foot of
enclosed area subject to
flooding shall be provided.
(b) The bottom of
all openings shall be no higher than 1 foot above grade.
(c) Openings may
be equipped with screens,
louvers, valves, or other coverings or devices provided
that they permit the automatic
entry and exit of floodwaters.
(4) Manufactured
Homes (a) Require that all
manufactured homes to be
placed within Zone A on a
community's FHBM or FIRM
shall be installed using methods and practices which minimize flood damage. For the
purposes of this requirement,
manufactured homes must be
elevated and anchored to
resist flotation, collapse, or
lateral movement. Methods
of anchoring may include, but
are not limited to, use of
over-the-top or frame ties to
ground anchors.
This
requirement is in addition to
applicable State and local
anchoring requirements for
resisting wind forces.
(b) Require that
manufactured homes that are
placed
or
substantially
improved within Zones A130, AH, and AE on the community's FIRM on sites (i)
outside of a manufactured
home park or subdivision, (ii)
in a new manufactured home
park or subdivision, (iii) in an
expansion to an existing manufactured home park or subdivision, or (iv) in an existing
manufactured home park or
subdivision on which a manufactured home has incurred
"substantial damage" as a
result of a flood, be elevated
on a permanent foundation
such that the bottom of the
longitudinal structural I beam
of the manufactured home is
elevated to or above the base
flood elevation and be securely anchored to an adequately
anchored foundation system
to resist flotation, collapse,
and lateral movement.
(c) Require that
manufactured homes be
placed
or
substantially
improved on sites in an existing manufactured home park
or subdivision with Zones
A1-30, AH and AE on the
community's FIRM that are
not subject to the provisions
of paragraph (4)(b) of this
section be elevated so that
either:
for subdivision proposals and
other proposed development
including the placement of
manufactured home parks and
subdivisions which is greater
than 50 lots or 5 acres,
whichever is lesser, if not otherwise provided pursuant to
Section 13.1-7 or Section
13.1-22 (8) of this ordinance.
(4) All subdivision
proposals including the placement of manufactured home
parks and subdivisions shall
have adequate drainage provided to reduce exposure to
flood hazards.
(5) All subdivision
proposals including the placement of manufactured home
parks and subdivisions shall
have public utilities and facilities such as sewer, gas, electrical and water systems located and constructed to minimize or eliminate flood damage.
SEC. 13.1-34. STANDARDS
FOR AREAS OF SHALLOW
FLOODING
(AO/AH
ZONES)
Located within the areas of
special flood hazard established in Section 13.1-7, are
areas designated as shallow
flooding. These areas have
special flood hazards associated with flood depths of 1 to
3 feet where a clearly defined
channel does not exist, where
the path of flooding is unpredictable, and where velocity
flow may be evident. Such
flooding is characterized by
ponding or sheet flow; therefore, the following provisions
apply:
(1) All new construction
or
substantial
improvements
shall
be
designed (or modified) and
adequately anchored to prevent flotation, collapse or lateral movement of the structure resulting from hydrodynamic and hydrostatic loads,
including the effects of buoyancy;
or
substantial
improvements shall be constructed by methods and practices that minimize flood
damage;
or
substantial
improvements shall be constructed with materials resistant to flood damage;
or
substantial
improvements shall be constructed with electrical, heating, ventilation, plumbing,
and air conditioning equipment and other service facilities that are designed and/or
located so as to prevent water
from entering or accumulating within the components
during conditions of flooding;
(5) All new and
replacement water supply
systems shall be designed to
minimize or eliminate infiltration of flood waters into
the system;
(6)
New
and
replacement sanitary sewage
systems shall be designed to
minimize or eliminate infiltration of flood waters into
the system and discharge
from the systems into flood
waters; and,
(7) On-site waste
disposal systems shall be
located to avoid impairment
to them or contamination (i) the bottom of the longitudinal structural I beam of the
from them during flooding.
manufactured home is at or
SEC. 13.1-32. SPECIFIC above the base flood elevation, or
STANDARDS
(1) All new construction and substantial
improvements of residential
structures have the lowest
floor (including basement)
flood elevation or the highest
adjacent grade at least as high
as the depth number specified
in feet on the community's
FIRM (at least 2 feet if no
depth number is specified).
(ii) the manufactured home
chassis is supported by reinforced piers or other foundation elements of at least
equivalent strength that are no
less than 36 inches in height
above grade and be securely
anchored to an adequately
anchored foundation system
(1)
Residential to resist flotation, collapse,
Construction - new construc- and lateral movement.
tion and substantial improve(5)
Recreational
ment of any residential structure shall have the lowest Vehicles - Require that recrefloor (including basement), ational vehicles placed on
elevated to or above the base sites within Zones A1-30, AH,
flood elevation. A registered and AE on the community's
professional engineer, archi- FIRM either (i) be on the site
tect, or land surveyor shall for fewer than 180 consecusubmit a certification to the tive days, or (ii) be fully
Floodplain Administrator that licensed and ready for highthe standard of this subsec- way use, or (iii) meet the pertion as proposed in Section mit requirements of Section
13.1-23 (1), and the elevation
13.1-23 (1) a., is satisfied.
(2) Nonresidential and anchoring requirements
Construction - new construc- for "manufactured homes" in
tion and substantial improve- paragraph (4) of this section.
ments of any commercial, A recreational vehicle is ready
industrial or other nonresi- for highway use if it is on its
dential structure shall either wheels or jacking system, is
have the lowest floor (includ- attached to the site only by
ing basement) elevated to or quick disconnect type utilities
above the base flood level or and security devices, and has
together with attendant utility no permanently attached addiand sanitary facilities, be tions.
designed so that below the
base flood level the structure SEC. 13.1-33. STANDARDS
is watertight with walls sub- FOR SUBDIVISION PROstantially impermeable to the POSALS
passage of water and with
(1) All subdivision
structural components having
the capability of resisting proposals including the placehydrostatic and hydrodynam- ment of manufactured home
ic loads and effects of buoy- parks and subdivisions shall
ancy. A registered profes- be consistent with Sections
sional engineer or architect 13.1-2, 13.1-3 and 13.1-4 of
shall develop and/or review this ordinance.
(2) All proposals for
structural design, specifications, and plans for the con- the development of subdivistruction, and shall certify sions including the placement
that the design and methods of manufactured home parks
of construction are in accor- and subdivisions shall meet
Development
dance with accepted stan- Floodplain
requirements
of
dards of practice as outlined Permit
in this subsection. A record Section 13.1-8; Section 13.1of such certification which 23; and the provisions of
includes the specific eleva- Sections 13.1-31 through
tion (in relation to mean sea 13.1-37 of this ordinance.
(3) Base flood elelevel) to which such structures are floodproofed shall vation data shall be generated
Floodways - located within
areas of special flood hazard
established in Section 13.1-7,
are areas designated as floodways. Since the floodway is
an extremely hazardous area
due to the velocity of flood
waters which carry debris,
potential projectiles and erosion potential, the following
provisions shall apply:
In all areas of special flood
hazards where base flood elevation data has been provided
as set forth in (i) Section
13.1-7, (ii) Section 13.1-22
(8), or (iii) Section 13.1-33
(3), the following provisions
are required:
(2) All new construction and substantial
improvements of non-residential structures;
(a) have the lowest
floor (including basement)
flood elevation or the highest
adjacent grade at least as high
as the depth number specified
in feet on the community's
FIRM (at least 2 feet if no
depth number is specified), or
(b) together with
attendant utility and sanitary
facilities be designed so that
below the base specified flood
depth in an AO Zone, or
below the Base Flood
Elevation in an AH Zone,
level the structure is watertight with walls substantially
impermeable to the passage of
water and with structural
components having the capability of resisting hydrostatic
and hydrodynamic loads of
effects of buoyancy.
(3) A registered professional engineer or architect
shall submit a certification to
the Floodplain Administrator
that the standards of this
Section, as proposed in
Section 13.1-23 are satisfied.
(4) Require within
Zones AH or AO adequate
drainage paths around structures on slopes, to guide flood
waters around and away from
proposed structures.
SEC. 13.1-35.
WAYS
tion, then said holding shall in
no way affect the validity of The following Ordinance was
the remaining portions of this Introduced by Mr. Nielsen and
Seconded by Mr. Payne as folOrdinance.
lows, to-wit:
SEC. 13.1-37. PENALTIES
FOR NON COMPLIANCE
2015
No structure or land shall
hereafter be constructed,
located, extended, converted, AN ORDINANCE AMENDor altered without full compli- ING ORDINANCE NO. 64
ance with the terms of this OF 2001 BY CHANGING
ordinance and other applicable ZONING CLASSIFICATION
regulations. Violation of the OF
PROPERTY
provisions of this ordinance DESCRIBED AS FOLby failure to comply with any LOWS:
of its requirements (including
violations of conditions and LOT WEST SIDE WASHsafeguards established in con- INGTON STREET, NORTH
nection with conditions) shall BY WEBER, SOUTH BY
constitute a misdemeanor. CAROLL, WEST BY SALIM
Any person who violates this FROM
R-1
SPECIAL
ordinance or fails to comply EXCEPTION TO R-2 MULwith any of its requirements TIPLE FAMILY SPECIAL
shall upon conviction thereof EXCEPTION TO CONbe fined in accordance with STRUCT
A
SECOND
Section 10-79 of the Code of DWELLING UNIT.
Ordinances of the City of
Natchitoches,
Louisiana. (910 WASHINGTON ST.)
Each day the violation continues shall be deemed a new WHEREAS, the Planning
violation. In addition, the vio- Commission of the City of
lator shall pay all costs and Natchitoches,
State
of
expenses involved in the case. Louisiana, has recommended
Nothing herein contained shall at their meeting of March 3,
prevent
the
City
of 2015 that the application of
Natchitoches from taking such Scott Lumry/Jim Metcalf to
other lawful action as is neces- rezone the property described
sary to prevent or remedy any above from R-1 Special
violation.”
Exception to R-2 Multiple
SECTION 2. All Family Special Exception to
Ordinances or parts of construct a second dwelling
Ordinances in conflict here- unit (910 Washington St.), be
with are hereby repealed.
APPROVED.
SECTION 3. If any
THIS
ORDIportion of this Ordinance is NANCE was introduced on
declared to be invalid or March 9, 2015 and published
unconstitutional in any man- in the Natchitoches Times on
ner, the invalidity shall be March 14, 2015.
limited to that particular secThe
above
tion or provision, and shall Ordinance having been duly
not affect the remaining por- advertised in accordance with
tions of the ordinance, which law and public hearing had on
shall remain valid
and same, was put to a vote by the
enforceable, it being the Mayor and the vote was
intention of the City Council recorded as follows:
that each separate provision
AYES: P a y n e ,
shall be deemed independent Nielsen, Mims, Stamey,
of all other provisions herein. Morrow
SECTION 4. This
NAYS: None
Ordinance shall go into effect
ABSENT: None
upon publication and in accorABSTAIN: None
dance with law.
THEREUPON,
Said Ordinance hav- Mayor Lee Posey declared the
ing been introduced on the 9th Ordinance passed by a vote of
day of March, 2015, and pub- 5 Ayes to 0 Nays this 23rd day
lished in the Natchitoches of March, 2015.
Times on March 14, 2015,
notice of public hearing hav- LEE POSEY, MAYOR
ing been held, the title having
D O N
been read and the Ordinance MIMS, MAYOR PRO TEMconsidered, on motion by Mr. PORE
Stamey, and seconded by Mr.
Nielsen, to adopt the ordi- Delivered to the Mayor on the
nance, a record vote was taken 24th day of March, 2015 at
and the following result was 10:00 A.M.
had:
YEAS:
Payne, The following Ordinance was
Nielsen, Mims, Stamey, introduced by Mr. Payne at the
Morrow
NAYS: None
meeting held on March 23,
ABSENT: None
2015 as follows:
THEREUPON,
Mayor Lee Posey declared the ORDINANCE NO. 016 OF
2015
of March, 2015.
AN ORDINANCE ADOPTING THE MILLAGE RATE
LEE POSEY, MAYOR
FOR THE TAX YEAR 2015
D O N
BE IT ORDAINED,
MIMS, MAYOR PRO TEMthat the following millage(s)
PORE
are hereby levied on the 2015
Delivered to the Mayor on the tax roll on all property subject
24th day of March, 2015 at to taxation by the City of
Natchitoches:
10:00 A.M.
The following Ordinance was MILLAGE
Introduced by Mr. Payne and
Seconded by Mr. Nielsen as Public Safety Tax
10.0 mills
follows, to-wit:
2015
General Alimony Tax
7.03 mills
AN ORDINANCE AMENDING ORDINANCE NO. 64
OF 2001 BY CHANGING
ZONING CLASSIFICATION
OF
PROPERTY
DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS:
TOTAL MILLAGE
17.03 mills
FLOOD-
(1) Encroachments
are prohibited, including fill,
new construction, substantial
improvements and other
development within the adopted regulatory floodway unless
it has been demonstrated
through hydrologic and
hydraulic analyses performed
in accordance with standard
engineering practice that the
proposed
encroachment
would not result in any
increase in flood levels within
the community during the
occurrence of the base flood
discharge.
(2) If Section 13.135 (1) above is satisfied, all
new construction and substantial improvements shall comply with all applicable flood
hazard reduction provisions of
Sections 13.1-31 through
13.1-37.
(3) Under the provisions of 44 CFR Chapter 1,
Section 65.12, of the National
Flood Insurance Program
Regulations, a community
may permit encroachments
within the adopted regulatory
floodway that would result in
an increase in base flood elevations, provided that the
community first completes all
of the provisions required by
Section 65.12.
LOT 3 BLOCK L OF EAST
NATCHITOCHES FROM R1 RESIDENTIAL TO R-2
MULTIPLE FAMILY TO
CONSTRUCT A DUPLEX.
(LOT BETWEEN 307 & 315
CARVER AVE.)
WHEREAS,
the
Planning Commission of the
City of Natchitoches, State of
Louisiana, has recommended
at their meeting of March 3,
2015 that the application of
Rand S Metoyer to rezone the
property described above from
R-1 Residential to R-2
Multiple Family to construct a
duplex (Lot between 307 &
315 Carver Ave.), be
APPROVED.
THIS
ORDINANCE was introduced on
March 9, 2015 and published
in the Natchitoches Times on
March 14, 2015.
The
above
AYES: P a y n e ,
Morrow
NAYS: None
ABSENT: None
ABSTAIN: None
THEREUPON,
of March, 2015.
SEC. 13.1-36. SEVERABIL- LEE POSEY, MAYOR
D O N
ITY
MIMS, MAYOR PRO TEMIf any section, clause, sen- PORE
tence, or phrase of this
Ordinance is held to be invalid Delivered to the Mayor on the
or unconstitutional by any 24th day of March, 2015 at
court of competent jurisdic- 10:00 A.M.
BE IT FURTHER
ORDAINED that the proper
administrative officials of the
Parish
of
Natchitoches,
Louisiana, State of Louisiana,
be and they are hereby
empowered, authorized and
directed to spread said taxes,
as hereinabove set forth, upon
the assessment roll of said
Parish for the Year 2015, and
to make the collection of the
taxes imposed for and on
behalf of the taxing authority,
according to law, and that the
taxes herein levied shall
become a permanent lien and
privilege on all property subject to taxation as herein set
forth, and collection thereof
shall be enforceable in the
manner provided by law.
introduced by Mr. Mims at the
meeting held on March 23,
2015 as follows:
2015
AN ORDINANCE APPROVING AND CONSENTING
TO THE GRANTING OF AN
AMENDED AND RESTATED LEASEHOLD MORTGAGE, PLEDGE OF LEASES AND RENTS, SECURITY AGREEMENT AND FIXTURE FILING BY PILGRIM’S PRIDE CORPORATION IN FAVOR OF COOPERATIEVE
CENTRALE
RAIFFEISEN-BOERENLEENBANK B.A.,, AND
AUTHORIZING
THE
MAYOR OF THE CITY OF
NATCHITOCHES TO EXECUTE THE AMENDED
AND RESTATED LEASEHOLD
MORTGAGE,
PLEDGE OF LEASES AND
RENTS,
SECURITY
AGREEMENT AND FIXTURE FILING ON BEHALF
OF THE CITY OF NATCHITOCHES, AND
SUCH
OTHER
DOCUMENTS
NECESSARY TO EVIDENCE THE CONSENT OF
THE CITY OF NATCHITOCHES.
WHEREAS,
the
City of Natchitoches, State of
Louisiana (the “City”) authorised
the
issuance
of
$18,000,000.00 of taxable
revenue bonds on July 25,
2005, and increased the principal amount of the bonds to
$25,000,000.00 on May 8,
2006 for the acquisition, construction and equipping of a
feed mill and related facilities
to be located in the City of
Natchitoches, Louisiana (the
“Project”); and
WHEREAS FURTHER, on June 21, 2006 the
City issued its $25,000,000.00
Taxable Revenue Bonds
(Pilgrim’s Pride Corporation
Project) Series 2005 (the
“Bonds”) pursuant to an
Indenture of Mortgage and
Pledge dated as of December
1, 2005, as amended and supplemented by a First
Supplemental Indenture of
Trust dated as of June 1, 2006
(collectively, the “Indenture”)
by and between the City and
Hancock Bank of Louisiana,
in the City of Metarie,
Louisiana, (the “Trustee”),
and a Lease Agreement dated
as of December 1, 2005, as
amended and supplemented
by a First Supplemental Lease
Agreement dated as of June 1,
2006
(collectively,
the
“Agreement”),
by
and
between the Issuer and
Pilgrim’s Pride Corporation, a
Delaware corporation (the
“Company”) to finance the
costs of the Project; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, to re-finance the costs
of the Project, a Fee and
Leasehold
Mortgage,
Assignment of Leases and
Rents, Security Agreement
and Fixture Filing (the
“Leasehold Mortgage”) was
executed by Pilgrim’s Pride
Corporation in favor of
CoBank,
ACB,
as
Administrative Agent, which
said Leasehold Mortgage
required the intervention of
the City; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the City adopted
Ordinance number 79 of 2009,
approving the Leasehold
Mortgage and authorizing the
Mayor to execute the
Leasehold Mortgage on behalf
of the City; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the Mayor executed
the Leasehold Mortgage on
December 17, 2009, and the
Leasehold Mortgage was
recorded on January 11, 2010,
at Mortgage Book 915, page
680 of the records of
Natchitoches
Parish,
Louisiana; and
WHEREAS FURTHER, the Company has contacted the City and requested
that the City approve and consent to an Amended and
Restated Leasehold Mortgage,
Pledge of Leases and Rents,
Security agreement and
Fixture Filing, made by and
between the Company and
Cooperatieve
Centrale
Raiffeisen-Boerenleenbank,
B.A., a copy of which is
attached hereto; and
assist the Company in the
manner requested and authorize the Mayor to intervene in
the Amended and Restated
Leasehold Mortgage, Pledge
of Leases and Rents, Security
agreement and Fixture Filing
and any and all documents in
connection therewith.
NOW
THEREFORE, BE IT ORDAINED by
follows:
SECTION 1: The
City Council of the City of
Natchitoches, Louisiana, does
hereby approve and authorize
the Mayor of the City of
Natchitoches, Lee Posey, to
intervene in the Amended and
Restated Leasehold Mortgage,
Pledge of Leases and Rents,
Security agreement and
Fixture Filing which will be
entered into by and among
Pilgrim’s Pride Corporation,
Cooperatieve
Centrale
Raiffeisen-Boerenleenbank,
B.A. in substantially the form
attached hereto and any and
all documents necessary or
desirable to accomplish the
intent hereof.
SECTION 2: That
if any part of this Ordinance is
for any reason held to be
unconstitutional or invalid, by
a Court of competent
Jurisdiction, such decision
shall not effect the validity of
the remaining portions of this
Ordinance, and the invalidity
shall be limited to that specific portion so declared to be
invalid.
SECTION 3: That
this Ordinance shall go into
effect immediately after publication according to law.
SECTION 4: That
all Ordinances in conflict
herewith are hereby repealed.
SECTION 5: That
this Ordinance be advertised
in accordance with law.
That this Ordinance
be declared INTRODUCED at
a Regular Meeting of the City
Council on this the 23rd day
of March, 2015, and that a
public hearing be called for at
the next regular meeting of the
City Council which will be
held on the 13th day of April
2015.
#154-15 3/28
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581-7705.
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pets. 318-609-0110
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318-352-1020.
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1BD/1BA APARTMENT
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Call 318-652-0604.
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Tire sensors in place. Fits
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Please contact 214-0944 or fax resume
to 214-0567
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HOME Lot 16, Mayberry
OFFICE FOR RENT in
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Call 318-332-9278.
$500
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month.
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in River South Shopping
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Application required. Call
352-4429.
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1368.
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Fax
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is
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Natchitoches, LA
318-794-9966
318-652-4111
318-793-9286
LOCATION:
595 Hwy478
Natchitoches, LA
take the Hwy 478 exit off of
I-49 (turn right if Northbound,
left if Southbound) Travel about
3.5 mi. Turn at large red barn and
follow parking signs
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QUALIFICATIONS: Graduation from high school or GED equivalent.
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By working at a CCA facility, I help people get back on their feet through programs
and services. It’s amazing how changing lives can give a bigger purpose to my own.
Great benefits and career growth opportunities.
CCA is hiring at the Winn Correctional Center in Winnfield, LA.
Positions Needed:
• Correctional Officers • RN’s • Academic Instructor • Clinical Social Worker
High school diploma, GED certification or equivalent required. No experience
required. Increase in Shift Differential pay for Nurses. Must be at least 18 years of
age and have a valid driver’s license.
Apply at Jobs.CCA.com/Winnfield
Winn Correctional Center
180 CCA Blvd
Winnfield, LA 71483
[email protected]
318-628-3971
CCA is a drug-free workplace.
CCA is an Equal Opportunity Employer (Minority/Female/Disabled/Veteran)
Are you a performance based earner or
a take what you can get kind of person?
American Benefit Life, formerly Winnfield
Life, in partnership with the funeral
homes we serve is looking for a Preneed
funeral person who believes they should
be rewarded for their efforts. We offer
the ability to earn a six (6) figure income,
quality management, training, incentives
and a strong company to support your
sale. If you have what it takes, please
e-mail your resume to preneedcareers@
abllife.com and reference “NATCH” in the
subject box.
You may also visit our website at
www.americanbenefitlife.com.
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Ron Prewitt (318) 471-2522
Collins and Stamey Real Estate
304 University Parkway Natchitoches LA 71457
(318) 357-1262
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Missing Property
The Natchitoches Parish 4-H Foundation
would like your help in locating a livestock
trailer that is missing. It is a 1990 model
aluminum Kiefer gooseneck trailer, measuring 20-24 feet in length. The tag number
is F436054. If you have any information
concerning the whereabouts of this trailer,
please notify the 4-H Foundation Board or
LSU AgCenter Agents Donny Moon or Randall
Mallette at 318-357-2224. Any information
will be appreciated as we try to recover this
missing property in a timely manner.
Annie’s
Mailbox
Kathy
Mitchell
and Marcy
Sugar
Dear Annie: My husband
and I are successful professionals with no children. Our
mothers are both well off and
have been generous to our
siblings, who, for various reasons, have needed a lot of
help. My husband and I tender free professional and
some financial assistance to
both sides of our families.
My mother-in-law takes
opportunities to show her
appreciation by paying for
meals or offering to reim-
11B
Successful daughter put off by stingy mom
burse costs. She is a delight,
and we see her often. My
mother, however, is the opposite -- always a guest, never
offering to reimburse costs or
pay a share. She has even
invited us and others to
events and then stuck us with
the bill. My husband does not
complain, but I am ashamed
of
her
stinginess.
Subconsciously, we do not
seek out my mother, and our
visits are becoming rare.
Both mothers are up in
years, and I do not expect any
changes. Writing to you is
therapeutic, although if you
have any suggestions, I’d be
happy to hear them. -Anonymous
Dear Anonymous: One of
the things our column does
best is allow people to vent.
Our only suggestion is to
accept your mother as she is.
In some families, it would be
unthinkable for a senior parent to reimburse financially
successful
children.
(Of
course, too often, the reverse
is true.) Your mother may not
realize that these are your
expectations, so it doesn’t
occur to her that you would
be anything less than generous. You don’t have to admire
this part of her character, but
she is still your mother, and
she isn’t getting any younger.
Please make a conscious
effort to be with her when all
you are spending is your
time. You’ll be less resentful,
and in years to come, you’ll
be glad you had these
moments together.
Dear Annie: I have read
the letters in your column
about mothers-in-law and
would like to add my two
cents about boundaries.
My MIL liked me while her
son and I were dating. When
we became engaged, she
wanted control. She made
changes to our wedding plans
right up to the ceremony,
even though my folks were
paying for it. When I was
pregnant, she grabbed my
arm and hissed, “I will NOT
be a grandma!” At the baby
shower, she informed the
whole family that if it was a
girl, it isn’t her grandchild,
because her boys don’t make
girls. I laughed. She was serious.
We had a beautiful girl who
looks just like my husband.
Over the years, I tried to be
kind, but when she started
taking her hatefulness out on
our children, we set up big
boundaries. Our children
have grown up barely knowing this set of grandparents,
but have been fortunate to
have others be role models.
One thing I have learned is
that I will not be that motherin-law. Moms, please raise
your kids to be loving and
caring adults. Just because
you aren’t happy, doesn’t
mean you need to make them
miserable. Now that my
mother-in-law is older and
failing, my husband visits,
and she still tries the guilt
trips. She even offered to pay
for a divorce. He thanks God
for our family and our marriage. -- Lisa
Dear Lisa: We don’t know
what motivates some parents
to require so much control
that they push their children
away. Nor can they understand how to undo the damage their behavior is causing,
partly because they cannot
admit they are at fault.
Annie’s Mailbox is written
by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy
Sugar, longtime editors of the
Ann Landers column. Please
email your questions to
[email protected],
or write to: Annie’s Mailbox,
c/o Creators Syndicate, 737
3rd Street, Hermosa Beach,
CA 90254. To find out more
about Annie’s Mailbox and
read features by other
Creators Syndicate writers
and cartoonists, visit the
Creators Syndicate Web page
at www.creators.com.
Sweet corn can thrive in home gardens
As
warmer
weather
approaches, we conjure up
images associated with the
upcoming season – longer
days, swimming, snow cones,
barbeques. . . and sweet corn.
Sweet corn is a warm-season garden staple along with
tomatoes and cucumbers. It’s
not difficult to grow, says LSU
AgCenter vegetable specialist
Kiki Fontenot. But following
these basic tips will aid in your
success.
Planting corn as soon as
possible after the last frost will
allow you to miss higher pest
populations, Fontenot said.
“Insects can wreak havoc on
plants, and corn is no exception,” she said. To reduce
insects in your corn patch,
simply plant earlier in the season when pest populations are
lower. As the weather warms,
stink bug and corn earworm
populations tend to rise.
While sweet corn can be
grown throughout the summer, the typical planting dates
in Louisiana are Feb. 15
through May 15.
“Corn loves fertilizer as
much as a pig loves to eat
corn,” said AgCenter program
assistant Bobby Williams.
When preparing a garden
for corn, apply 4-6 pounds of
13-13-13 fertilizer per 100 feet of
row one to three weeks prior to
planting. Then sidedress with
five to seven pounds of nitrogen fertilizer such as calcium
nitrate or potassium nitrate
per 100 feet of row when the
corn is 12 inches tall and again
at 24 inches tall.
If the leaves are yellowing,
you can apply a little more,
Fontenot said. But if the kernels are already set, you don’t
need to worry about adding
much more.
“You’ll know at harvest if
you didn’t apply enough fertilizer because the tip of the ear
will not fill out,” she said.
Plant at least three rows of
corn side by side for optimum
pollination, Fontenot said.
Corn is wind pollinated, so
having a wider grouping of
corn is much better than one
long row.
“Corn, like many other
grasses, will produce tillers as
it grows,” Fontenot said. “A
tiller is a new shoot that grows
from the base of the corn
plant.”
Tillers do not need to be
removed. In some cases, the
tiller may help support the
corn plant in high wind and
reduce the chance of it falling
over.
“All kinds of sweet and
ornamental corn are available,”
Fontenot
said.
“Consider planting popcorn or
a dent corn.”
Dent corn gets its name
from a dent that forms on top
of the kernel after it has dried,
Williams. Dent corns have
higher starch content and are
not as palatable as sweet corns.
They can be ground into grits
or flour or used as decoration.
Dent corns come in a wide
range of colors from greens
and reds to blues and combinations
of
everything
in
between. “An example is Glass
Gem, a recently rediscovered
heirloom corn that has garden-
Sweet corn in a home or smaller garden should be planted
with at least three rows side by side to ensure proper wind
pollination.
ers’ attention,” Williams said.
Many gardeners will start
the season by planting a sweet
corn variety and then wait at
least two weeks and plant an
ornamental or popcorn variety. This is done to reduce
cross pollination between the
two types of corn because the
tassels will develop at separate
times.
Because of the later planting dates, corn earworms tend
to eat the tops of popcorn ears.
“But because popcorn is
removed from the ear, the damage is not as big of an issue as
with sweet corn, which is
eaten off the cob,” Fontenot
said.
Popcorns come in a variety
of colors and ear sizes, and
most varieties produce one to
three ears per plant. “After
growing your own popcorn,
you will have trouble eating
store-bought corn again, so
make sure you grow plenty of
it for late-summer movie
nights,” Williams said.
The Natchitoches Rotary Club received a recap of the
Camp RYLA experience from three students and the
Rotarian volunteer Camp Director Josh Manuel. The
Rotary Youth Leadership Award program (RYLA) provides student leaders about to enter their junior year of
high school an opportunity to expand and hone their
leadership skills at a one-week camp, staffed and operated by volunteer Rotarians from District 6190. The camp
was held at the Methodist Outdoor Learning Center
(OWL) in Dubach and provided students with speakers,
mentors and team-building activities focusing on physical and mental challenges, opportunities for personal
growth and development, and summer camp
fun. Divided into teams of five, the 70 campers worked to
complete challenges. The students sponsored by the
Natchitoches Club were Kenny Green of the Louisiana
School for Math, Science, and the Arts and Natchitoches
Central High School students John Keith Roquemore and
Madelyn Rachal. They spoke to the club and shared life
lessons learned from their experiences with the new
friends gained at camp. From left are Green, Rachal, and
Roquemore.
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William Ball
Otis Barnum
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Dennis Britten
Tim Collins
Jack Fair
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Lynda Roberts
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hunt; double moose kill.
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chase on an ATV trail. (S)
arrested; orphan bear. (S)
chase on an ATV trail. (S)
arrested; orphan bear. (S)
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the police in Egypt. (N)
Protestants in Ireland.
pan chicken. (N)
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Three-course steak dinner.
ents; signature burger.
starting with the letter P. (N)
an eliminated contestant. (N)
used to make banh mi. (N)
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are attacked.
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secrets are exposed.
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M (5:30) Safe Haven ›› (2013)
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M SHARK! Climax Paid
Paid
Paid
Paid
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T Paid
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(2:45) National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
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F Charmed (S)
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XXX: State of the Union ›› (2005)
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M Paid
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Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld
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Th Paid
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Insane Pools: Off the Deep End The Pool Master “Special” (N) (S) The Pool Master (N) (S)
The Pool Master Anthony visits
The Pool Master (S)
The Pool Master “Special” (S)
“Green With Envy” (S)
some astonishing pools.
Mysteries at the Museum An
Mysteries at the Museum A china Mysteries at the Museum
Mysteries at the Museum (N)
Mysteries at the Museum PreMysteries at the Museum A pin Mysteries at the Museum
invention created an industry.
doll in a tale of deception.
served mass of human tissue.
that’s connected to a plot.
Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, DriveIns and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives Ins and Dives
House Hunters House Hunters Love It or List It “Rimes Family” Love It or List It Janice bought a Love It or List It A couple disHouse Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters Love It or List It A couple disPhil and Kelly’s fourth child.
house without Trevor.
agrees on their home.
International
International
International
agrees on their home.
PoliticsNation (N)
Lockup
Lockup
Lockup
TLC
: 211 Bridesmaids
DISC
; 213
USA
< 29
LIFE
= 30
AMC
> 26
TNT
? 24
FX
@ 20
ESPN
A 32
ESPN2
B 33
FSN
C 37
SPIKE
25
HIST
F 212
SYFY
G 21
BET
101
A&E
I 28
MTV
80
VH1
82
DISN
L 224
NICK
225
FNC
O 64
E!
P 100
COM
102
TOON
R 227
APL
S 203
TRAV
T 208
FOOD
U 207
HGTV
V 209
MSNBC W 65
CNBC
TVL
CNN
OXYGN
FAM
Shark Tank Salad dressing mix;
Shark Tank Inner-city teacher
Shark Tank Entrepreneurs seek
pitches proposal. (S)
investors. (S)
America’s Funniest Home Videos America’s Funniest Home Videos Family Feud (S) Family Feud (S)
202 Tribute to “Psycho.” (S)
(S)
∞ 63
The Profit “Sweet Pete’s” Small
The Profit A Greek sandwich shop Restaurant Startup A food truck
candy maker in Jacksonville, Fla. chain.
owner loses thousands.
The King of
The King of
The King of
The King of
Friends (S)
(11:40) Friends
Queens
Queens
Queens
Queens
(S)
Forgery
Forgery
Forgery
(4:45) Madea’s Family Reunion ››‡ (2006) Tyler Perry, Blair Under- Preachers of Detroit Pastor Bull- Madea’s Family Reunion ››‡ (2006) Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood, Lynn Whitfield. A
(10:25) Preachers of Detroit
(11:25) My Wife
± 103 wood. A matriarch must keep the peace through family strife.
ock’s political aspirations. (N)
matriarch must keep the peace through family strife.
and Kids
Back to the Future ›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Crispin Glover. A boy Back to the Future Part II ››› (1989) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson. The 700 Club (S)
Boy Meets
Boy Meets
201 travels through time to his parents’ teenage years.
Marty’s time traveling is threatened by a dangerous rival.
World
World
X 66 golf ball cleaner. (S)
The Profit Two brothers who buy
used cars for cash.
The King of
The King of
Queens
Queens
The Wonder List With Bill Weir
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