SA`S BEST TV GUIDES, PREVIEWS AND TRIVIA!
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SA`S BEST TV GUIDES, PREVIEWS AND TRIVIA!
SA’S BEST TV GUIDES, PREVIEWS AND TRIVIA! #&)*/%5)&4$&/&4&9$-64*7&4t&"4:.07*&'*/%&3t%":40"1*&4/&",1&&,4 S PLUVISIT SET ENGLISH 26 JUNE – 9 JULY 2013 DAYS ,*%4Ā VIEWING GUIDE Hope tries to kill Bo! WIN 3ø8035) 0'%*4/&: )".1&34 183 .645,/08 INTERSEXIONS Luthuli’s secret: ‘Yes, I stole a car!’ TV TRIVIA 19 TV STAR VE! I S LU EXC INTERVIEWS GENERATIONS THE '*9&3 ‘Olivia doesn’t have UPGPMMPXUIFSVMFTĀ SIBUSISO ARRESTED! t#FUSBZFECZ"LIPOB(MFO SCANDAL! t$SZJOHCFIJOECBST Erin’s miscarriage & t8JMMIJTIFBMUIUBLFBIJU Tino’s adoption plan EXCLUSIVE! 7DE LAAN’S NADIA Simoné’s dramatic confession: .ZQBSFOUTXBOUFEBOBCPSUJPOý NZEFQSFTTJPOTVJDJEFBUUFNQU 26 June 2013 R15,00 (R1,84 VAT INCL.) OTHER COUNTRIES R13,16 (TAX EXCLUDED) 0 6 3 3 6 9 771562 423002 Every night is ladies' night Bev erly Hill s M ov ie s: Fa irf ie ld Ro ad With over 90 channels of entertainment, there's always something for everyone. INTERESTED IN DStv? SMS your name or e-mail address to 32445. SMS costs R1. www.dstv.com Terms & Conditions apply. SA only. Monthly subscription payable. To get connected, visit your nearest retailer or MultiChoice branch. DStv accredited installer recommended. Monthly access fee payable. HD Channels only available on HD PVR decoders to DStv Premium subscribers. Errors and omissions excepted. For full Terms & Conditions go to www.dstv.com As seen on DStv M -N et JHB 42080 TLC : Br ides of Style N etwork : Kimo ra: Hou s e of Fa b From drama queens to the hottest chick flicks, we've got some truly fabulous entertainment for you this June on DStv. Contents 26 June 2013 EDITOR Lucia Swart-Walters Features 20 Jackson’s DEPUTY EDITOR Jared Orlin 10 Making a TV show affair with Iris isn’t staying under the duvet covers – she tells the Isibaya world what they’ve been up to. 21 Generations’ number one gangster behind bars? Sibusiso’s future isn’t looking too bright all of a sudden. MANAGING EDITOR & ENGLISH CHIEF COPY EDITOR Craig Falck ART DIRECTOR Daniel Parker DEPUTY NEWS EDITOR Genevieve Terblanche SENIOR WRITER Martjie Roos GENERAL WRITERS Elri Smit, Juanita Daniels, Lezanne Janse van Rensburg, Nthabeleng Sekhokoane AFRIKAANS COPY EDITORS Elize Cornelius, Beatri Kotzé SENIOR DESIGNER Itumeleng Kunene JUNIOR DESIGNER Nobuhle Thabethe PICTURES EDITOR Nadia Bowes-Moosa CONTRIBUTORS Dimakatso Mokwena, Emile Butler, Luka Ribeiro, Yvonne and Heidri van Eeden, Lungi Mlotshwa REPRODUCTION Kurt Ohlson, Lugisani Malaudzi ADVERTISING SALES AND SOLUTIONS SALES DIRECTOR Craig Nicholson BUSINESS MANAGER (DIGITAL) Terance Winson (021 443 9418) BUSINESS MANAGER (WEEKLIES) David Hay (011 322 0944) BUSINESS MANAGER (KZN) Eugene Marais (031 566 4178) SALES MANAGER Claudia Heyl (021 408 1289) CIRCULATION SALES AND SOLUTIONS CIRCULATION MANAGER Armand Kasselman (021 443 9975) SUBSCRIPTION MANAGER Karin Mulder (021 443 9940) costs an arm, a leg, a kidney and a liver – here’s a look into why you need more than just a good idea to get onto television. 11 The Fixer’s Kerry Washington spills the beans on what it’s like playing Olivia Pope. 14 Well what have we here? The Wisteria Lane housewives are back and they’ve changed quite a bit… 15 Stars from hit local series Intersexions lift the lids on the shocking secrets that they were too embarrassed to reveal to their families. COPYRIGHT tvplus all rights reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part without written permission of the editor is strictly forbidden. PLEASE NOTE by entering the competitions in this publication you agree to receive certain promotional correspondence from tvplus. PRINTING Paarl Media Cape DISTRIBUTION On the Dot SUBSCRIPTIONS ENQUIRIES AND RENEWALS 0860 103 689 OUTSIDE OF SOUTH AFRICA TEL +27 021 405 1905 FAX +27 021 405 1082 EMAIL [email protected] WEBSITE www.mysubs.co.za SMS 32113 RETAIL QUERIES TEL 0861 888 989 EMAIL [email protected] COMPETITIONS QUERIES 011 322 0790 P36 WWE PAYBACK IS AROUND THE CORNER! P78 HIGH ROLLERS’ XOLILE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS 22 Famed actor EDITORIAL ADDRESS PO Box 784161, Sandton, 2146 MEDIA24 WEEKLY MAGAZINES GENERAL MANAGER Charlene Beukes PUBLISHER Lee-Anne Coosner PROJECT MANAGER Deirdre du Preez PRODUCTION MANAGER Jacques du Plooy SUBSCRIPTION SUPPORT Elmarie Eygelaar 021 443 9828 CEO: MEDIA24 MAGAZINES John Relihan CFO: MEDIA24 MAGAZINES Raj Lalbahadur P38 THE HOTTEST DVD VIEWING NOW P12 HERE’S THE LOWDOWN TO BEING A MENTALIST Siyabonga Twala’s made his way over to Muvhango and we check out his and his character’s pedigrees. 23 Will Scandal! couple Tino and Erin finally get their baby? Yes, but not in the traditional sense. 24 Rhythm City’s cast is expanding, so let’s meet the newcomers. P16 CHECK OUT REALITY TV’S BRAND-NEW STARS P40 FILM FINDER: YOUR ONE-STOP MOVIE MENU 25 Nadia’s Hillside love life goes up in smoke – will she follow the puff, puff, pass habit? 26 Need inspiration? Look no further than 7de Laan’s Simoné Nortmann – you won’t believe her life story. 28 Who needs Cribs when we’ve got a tour of the DiMera Mansion? We even see where super-bad Stefano adds a little culture to his life with his piano. 30 The temperature’s 3 r rising on Days screens a as Night Time Hope g gets ready to burn h hubby Bo to a crisp. A And someone falls down the stairs… 37 Look no further, sports fans – we’ve picked the hottest sporting action for you. Ed’s pick I devoured every little tidbit of information that we could get our hands on for our visit to the DiMera Mansion set on Days Of Our Lives. We all know how much effort goes into designing a set, but it still blows my mind when I read about all the little things that they think about. The next time one of the actors throws a chess piece around, I’ll remember that the set designers bought the chess set from a local toy store. And those oil paintings are digital prints that have been enhanced. Now imagine sitting at Stefano’s desk smoking a cigar – no wonder he thinks he’s invincible. Regulars 4 You Ask 6 Hotlist 10 Trending 11 Straight out of Hollywood 12 Infographic 14 & 15 Drama 16 Reality 19 Soapie news 18 Subscription 20 Isibaya 21 Generations 22 Muvhango 23 Scandal! 24 Rhythm City 25 7de Laan 26 Spotlight on 28 Set visit 30 Days 32 Bold 32 Y&R 33 All My Children 33 Zabalaza 34 Binneland 34 Isidingo 34 Villa Rosa 36 WWE & Sport 38 Home Entertainment 40 Film Finder 42 TV Guides and trivia 70 Puzzles 78 tvplus readers chat to THIS PAGE & COVER: CBS STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL, DANIE ODENDAAL PRODUCTIONS, DISNEY MEDIA DISTRIBUTION, JPI, KYKNET, SABC2, UNIVERSAL PICTURES, WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT INC. team JOHANNESBURG OFFICE 011 217 3048 [email protected] Issue 336 Can’t find tvplus? SMS the words TVPLUS SOLD OUT to 33527 and we’ll get back to you. SMSes/R1,50. YouAsk we find the answers MISSING MENACES Hey tvplus. Why isn’t Cherel being shown in the opening credits of Isidingo? And will we see Len again? – UNATHI EDITOR’S LETTER Wow! What a story young Simoné – we know her better as Nadia on 7de Laan – has to tell. I got goosebumps when I heard how she tried to end her life and why she decided against it. She shares her dramatic story exclusively with us on page 26. And that’s not the only dramatic story in this issue. Things are heating up on e.tv’s new Reality Check between divas Nonhle, Khanyi and Babalwa on page 16. Can you think of a more unlikely trio lending a helping hand to the community? It’s definitely going to make for interesting viewing. Also look out for the new characters on Muvhango and Rhythm City (p22 & 24). Where else will you get all this info than in your ultimate TV magazine? PS: thanks for the feedback on our new look! I enjoy reading every email and SMS. Keep ’em comin’, readers. Send your letters, questions and comments to tvplus/You Ask, PO Box 784161, Sandton, 2146 or email tvplus@ media24.com or SMS 33527 with the words TVPLUS YOUASK and your name. R1.50/SMS. Get more tvplus! Become a fan of our facebook page, sign up for our new-look mobi site at m.tvplus. co.za or join us on MXIT (go to Tradepost and open Mag Rack)! You can also contact us via these social media. KEY GUIDE – WHAT IT MEANS Starts r Repeat Ends o Omnibus On break S Movies Got a burning TV-related question? Then email your question to us at [email protected] or send an SMS to 33527. 4 26 June 2013 tvplus TRIPLE TREAT There’s a series of M-Net Series channels. Hi tvplus team. I heard that M-Net’s adding channels. How will this work? – BONGI MDUMISI, JOHANNESBURG M-Net’s taking the existing Series channel and giving it a facelift – it’ll become three channels from 9 July. M-Net Series Showcase (113) will bring you all the hottest new shows including sci-fi series Defiance, Sex & The City prequel The Carrie Diaries, True Blood 6, Criminal Minds 8 and Grimm 1. M-Net Series Reality (115) promises to show all the latest and greatest reality shows on offer, including America’s Got Talent, Real Housewives and Fashion Star. And M-Net Series Zone (114) will ensure you never miss an episode. This channel will bring viewers uninterrupted bundled episodes that you might have missed. Showcase and Reality will only be available to DStv Premium subscribers, while Zone will be available to Mobile and Compact subscribers. BACK ON TOP Hi tvplus. I see Nico Panagio and Ursula Chikane have come back to Top Billing – are they replacing anyone? Fringe is coming… sometime… FRINGE FOLLOW-UP? I hope that the tvplus team can help me with this. I really miss Fringe and I know that there’s a fifth season. Any idea when we’ll get to see it? – JASMINE BASSON, SHELLY BEACH There is indeed a fifth season of this epic sci-fi drama that stars John Noble (Walter), Joshua Jackson (Peter) and Anna Torv (Olivia). However, after we approached M-Net, they said that we won’t see it before September. An exact date hasn’t been confirmed for the fifth season, which also happens to be the final season of the series. – COLEEN BARNES, JOBURG It was quite a surprise to see them doing their thing again, wasn’t it? We got hold of SABC3 publicity co-ordinator Doulha Domingo, who says that the returning duo are additions to the Top Billing presenter line-up, not replacements. Apparently they’ll be filling in when the other presenters aren’t available. NYOKANA, PORT ELIZABETH Take a deep breath and relax – Cherel (Michelle Botes) and Len (Chris Beasly) are still very much part of the Isidingo family. While the Isidingo team didn’t have much to say about the confusing opening credits, they did tell us that Cherel and Len will be back soon. Michelle’s taking a welldeserved break, while Chris is focusing on his directing role at the soap. Keep your eyes open – this pair will return with a bang! Don’t count Michelle Botes out of the game. CLUB HOPPING tvplus, with Scandal! now airing Mondays to Fridays, what’ll happen to Club 808? – BONGIWE MSIZWA, PRETORIA Yep, Scandal! goes five days a week from 1 July. And there are more changes – while Mo Flava stays on as the presenter, Dineo Ranaka’s leaving to join ProVerb and Nandi Mngoma on the newly rebooted All Access. She’ll be replaced by Thando Thabethe from Yfm when Club 808 gets its new slot – Saturdays at 19:30. NB All television information is correct at the time of going to print. tvplus goes to great lengths to ensure accuracy, but channels do make late changes after our deadline. TVPLUS COMPETITION AND GIVE-AWAY RULES 1. 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INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION. Hi Janette. Gordon Ramsay announced to audiences around the country that he’ll be a guest chef on MasterChef SA season 2. But this isn’t true. Naughty Gordon! Ingrid Engelbrecht, senior publicity executive for M-Net, dismisses this rumour. However, she went on to say that there will be other surprises in store. “We do have other international special appearances lined up, but these will remain top secret until they’re revealed on the show.” Sizzling stuff! MORE GOSSIP? Hi tvplus. When will the fourth season of Gossip Girl come to SABC3? – JULIA, HERMANUS The gossip’s all but gone. Except for repeats, Gossip Girl won’t be seen on SABC3 again this year. While the SABC3 team seem very keen to bring back the show for a fourth round, they aren’t able to work it into their schedules for 2013. We’ll cross our fingers and hold thumbs that this will change soon. We don’t need CSIs to solve this question. I’M NO NIGHT OWL Hello tvplus. I’d like to know why CSI: NY and CSI are scheduled so late in the evenings – I’m asleep by that time – ANNELIEN SWANEPOEL, VANDERBIJLPARK There’s a really rational explanation for this, Annelien. It’s called a watershed. Certain programmes are only allowed to be aired after the watershed. In South Africa, all programmes with an age restriction of 16 and higher may not be aired before 21:00, so the broadcasters have to fit these shows in at a much later time. With CSI being rated 16 most of the time, the channels have no choice but to broadcast the episodes this late. MELINA’S ON THE MOVE Dear tvplus, what has Melina Kanakaredes been up to since she left CSI: NY in 2010? – SUSAN DU with WWE Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in the 2013 movie Snitch. She plays Dwayne’s onscreen ex-wife Sylvie Collins. Other than Melina’s made that, Melina’s been a comeback… PLESSIS, PRETORIA quietly enjoying some kind of. The gorgeous actress family life with her with the big hair recently put husband Peter Constantinides an end to her long showbiz and their two daughters Zoe absence when she joined forces (13) and Eleni (10). BYE-BYE BORGIAS Dear tvplus. I’m a huge fan of The Borgias. Will there be a fourth season and when will we see it? Bar-One Manhunt’s main man Howza. WHO’S THE MAN? I love Bar-One Manhunt! Can you please tell me more about the new season? – WILLIAM MADLAKAZI, NORTH WEST You’ll be thrilled to hear that the third season of Bar-One Manhunt will premiere on Tuesday 30 July at 21:00 on SABC1 – yes, they’ve changed channels. Another big change is the presenter: Ursula Chikane passed up the chance and kwaito star Howza comes in. www.twitter.com/tvplus The bad, bad, bad Borgias are bowing out. – LOUISA GUTHRIE, CAPE TOWN We have some very sad news, Louisa. Showtime recently announced that the third season of The Borgias will be its last. While the series was planned to run for four seasons, producers have decided to rather end it while the ratings are still looking relatively good. Showtime head honcho David Nevins has also said that “whatever bonded them as a family dies in the (final) episode,” adding that “the centre of the drama for me was always the family”. The season was meant to have a two-hour finale but that’s also been scrapped. p tvplus 26 June 2013 5 HotList Wednesday 26 the 29 best shows on TV this issue Thursday 27 Friday 28 SEE MO RE ON P12! Saturday 29 SEE MO RE ON P61! WORLD’S TOUGHEST TRUCKER THE MENTALIST 1 SABC3 21:00 E7 2 SABC3 22:00 E19 THE FIRST FAMILY 1 SABC1 19:00 E16 GHOST WHISPERER 4 SABC2 18:30 E4 The truckers drive gorgeously decorated Tatas but they won’t have time to appreciate India’s sights: it’s monsoon season. We get some different (and funfor-fashion) flashbacks about the President’s wedding and how Katherine’s dress was ruined. Remember creepy horror flick Ghost Ship? Now imagine Jim and Melinda honeymooning at sea on a ship full of spooks. HAWAII FIVE-0 3 M-Net 20:30 E1 THE BACHELORETTE 8 Vuzu 20:30 E10 NEW GIRL 2 M-Net Series 19:00 E5 Why’s there a corpse on Warrick Brown’s grave? And how’s it tied to his son Eli (played by Days’ Theo aka Terrell Ransom Jr)? Our season 2 cliffhanger queries are answered as season 3 kicks off, like: who is Shelburne? And we meet Steve’s mom. Ah yes, blooper time. Host Chris Harrison asks Emily how many of the guys she hopes to sleep with. Her answer? “Hopefully all 25!” Cece’s obnoxious model roomie Nadia thinks that Jess looks like a monkey from a Cracker ad and makes her dance to the jingle. Wednesday 3 Thursday 4 Friday 5 Saturday 6 Woah! Van Pelt telling a contract killer that she wants him to off Rigsby! Has she had it with their sexy romance, or is it a trap? SEE MO RE ON P67! CSI # M-Net 21:30 E7 LIFE 2 SABC3 22:30 E16 THE DR OZ SHOW 3 SABC3 15:45 E59 TEMPY PUSHAS 1 SABC1 20:30 E21 UGLY BETTY 3 SABC3 18:00 E11 A hooker who kills share traders and stock brokers and an episode featuring a stool pigeon that’s an actual pigeon? That’s Life. Even if you’re not a fan, watch this one – Dr Oz answers viewers’ most embarrassing questions. PS: Betty White’s in it too. The Model Search gets everyone plotting and scheming ’til Neyo blows them out the water with a revelation about her and Kuti. The Mode-Elle rivalry is back as Betty and Marc face off with an Elle spy. And ex-Project Runway judge Zac Posen plays himself. 666 PARK AVENUE 1 M-Net Series 23:30 E13 EDDIE IZZARD: SEXIE Comedy Central 20:55 E1 BATES MOTEL 1 M-Net 21:30 E3 10 OVER 10 2 Vuzu 19:30 E8 The series bows out with a final nod to its Rosemary’s Baby roots – not only is Jane pregnant, she also finds out who her daddy is. Eddie Izzard’s stand-up comedy specials continue with his views on Greek myths, sharks, dentists and stuff he’s been doing on TV. Norman’s special brand of crazy lands him in hospital as Norma dodges the doctor’s questions about previous blackouts. Uh oh. Brrr! Sizzle off those mid-winter blues as the show’s hosts – and Da LES – pick the local celeb gals with the 10 hottest beach bodies. 6 26 June 2013 tvplus www.facebook.com/tvplus Sizzling! Sunday 30 Monday 1 Tuesday 2 SEE MO RE ON P11! SEE MO RE ON P51! NEW NIKITA 1 SABC3 19:30 E7 GLAMBITION 1 e.tv 20:30 E13 30 ROCK 5 SABC3 20:00 E14 Percy and Amanda are at their twisted best when they put two new recruits through the ringer and keep the one who snaps. Local celebs like True Blood’s Nodumiso Tembe, model Katryn Kruger and Top Billing’s Bonang reveal how they handle fame. Tracy’s in hiding after winning an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony)… because Tracy Morgan was having a kidney transplant. AT REPE CUCKOO 1 Comedy Central 19:40 E1 REDNECK ISLAND 1 Vuzu 19:30 E1 Will Parish’s plot come off? And check Gary stepping over bodies to Simon and Garfunkel’s The Only Living Boy In New York. SNL’s Andy Samberg drives a nice British family nuts as the daughter’s flaky, nonsensepreaching US husband Dale. You’d better redneckognise! It’s Redneck Survivor with WWE star Stone Cold Steve Austin and features fancy outhouses prizes! Sunday 7 Monday 8 Tuesday 9 1000 WAYS TO DIE 6 SonyMax 20:30 E8 SURVIVOR ) SABC3 20:30 E5 THE CLOSE UP 3 e.tv 21:30 E1 See a hilariously gross re-enactment of a strongman contest that ends with a contestant in a kilt suffering an “ass-plosion”. Oh, those poor girls! Watch as Natalie and Ashley flinch when Phillip works out in front of them in his dodgy pink undies. Celebs chat to Nicky Greenwall – starting with Pam Andrews, who spills on her childhood, love and divorce, motherhood and fame. NEW GA RE DUMELE 3 SABC2 19:00 E26 GREY’S ANATOMY 9 M-Net 19:30 E22 MAJOR CRIMES 1 M-Net Showcase 21:30 E1 Season 2 ended with Gabs trying to marry Jane. He’s back to try again. At least give him credit for being persistent… A magician’s assistant is sawn in two, Zola throws Mer and Der a tea party, and One Tree Hill’s Hilarie Burton plays Dr Boswell. It’s The Closer’s spin-off and will fans give Captain Raydor (Mary McDonnell) the time of day as she takes over Major Crimes? www.twitter.com/tvplus The Fixer star Kerry Washington. Get into this! Everyone’s talking about this series, but can you get into it if you just jump in somewhere in the middle? Yes, you can! THE FIXER 2 Mondays M-Net 20:30 It’s about Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) and her team who stop Washington scandals before they get to the public in this series from Grey’s Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes. Five things you need to know: 1. Everyone on Olivia’s team owes her for some secret that they’re covering up. 2. Olivia’s having an affair with President Fitzgerald Grant, which the President’s wife Mellie has helped her cover up… for now. 3. The Cytron/Defiance scandal has to do with election fraud that was covered up with a fake terrorist attack. Mellie and Olivia were in on it with some other DC bigwigs. 4. President Grant’s just been shot and suspects that his wife knew it would happen – watch the look he gives her as he’s put in the ambulance. 5. Coming up soon: there’s a massive revelation about Olivia’s father. p tvplus 26 June 2013 7 BY GENEVIEVE TERBLANCHE. PHOTOS: A&E, CBS STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL, COMEDY CENTRAL, DISNEY MEDIA DISTRIBUTION, E.TV, FIRST RUN SYNDICATION, FOX, NBC UNIVERSAL, ORIGINAL PRODUCTIONS, SABC1, SABC2, SABC3, SYFY, VUZU, WARNER BROS. INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION. ALPHAS 2 Universal 20:00 E13 Family Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man. 27 Jun/E24: Jade uses the snake talisman to secretly go with Jackie as he serves as Lee-Lee’s bodyguard. 4 Jul/E25: Water demon Bai Tza wants to create a new underwater empire by sinking San Francisco. DStv Shake It Up 3 Saturdays Disney 09:05 29 Jun/E11: Flynn sees Georgia kiss her dad the Hot shows these holidays Not sure what to do with the kiddies while school’s closed? There’s more than enough for them to watch on TV… night before her wedding to Jeremy. 6 Jul/E12: Phil gives Rocky a spot on Shake It Up Chicago but she declines. Phineas And Ferb 4 Fridays Disney XD 15:35 28 Jun/E9: Phineas and Ferb infiltrate the Antius Maximus, a massive ant farm filled with giant ants. 5 Jul/E10: Perry meets an Aussie platypus hunter named Liam who’s out to destroy him. MOVIE MENU T here’s plenty to keep the kids busy during the term break. From cute cartoons and superhero action series to age-appropriate films – here’s our handy guide to programming for your little ones. SABC3 SABC3 Children’s Play Network Saturdays (06:0010:00) and Sundays (06:30-09:00) includes: Lilo & Stitch 2 Saturdays 07:19 29 Jun/E18: Lilo sets out to clean the pollutants from the Grotto where Pudge the fish lives. 6 Jul/E19: The Recess kids “holiday” in Hawaii. SABC1 Despicable Me Saturday 6 Jul 19:30 Animation Diabolical supervillain Gru adopts three little orphan girls as part of his plan to steal the moon. Voices of Steve Carell, Russell Brand, Jason Segel. e.tv Daddy Day Camp Friday 28 Jun 14:30 1 Mondays & Tuesdays 14:30 Hannah Montana Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man 24 Jun/E8: A new Spider-Man in black appears. 3 Saturdays 08:29 29 Jun/E25: Oliver becomes an overnight sensation 25 Jun/E9: Spider-Man and his friends meet Thor and his half-brother Loki on a trip to Asgard. 1 Jul/E10: A mutant called Mesmero use his powers to switch Spider-Man and Wolverine’s personalities. 2 Jul/E11: Spider-Man must save Venom. after performing on a TV talent show. 6 Jul/E26: Miley makes up for Hannah ruining Lilly’s last birthday with a special girls’ night out. Comedy Two dads try to keep their summer camp afloat. Cuba Gooding Jr, Lochlyn Munro. CJ7 Friday 5 Jun 14:30 Family A poor worker learns important lessons after his son gets an odd new toy. Stephen Chow, Jiao Xu. DStv Batman and Ben 10 Movie Week! Batman: Subzero Wed 26 Jun Cartoon 2 Wednesdays & Thursdays 14:30 26 Jun/E8: Ben and his friends are forced to go through basic training at the Plumber’s Academy. 27 Jun/E9: Dr Animo attacks with an army of giant frogs, and Gwen’s faced with a tough choice. 3 Jul/E10: Eon’s returned to plague every version of Ben across space and time. 4 Jul/E11: Max tells the kids about his first encounter with aliens and how he met Verdona. SABC2 Hannah Montana. e.tv Ben 10: Race Against Time Power Rangers: Samurai 1 Mondays 15:30 1 Jul/E16: With the Red Ranger in Deker’s clutches, the rest of the Rangers face a Nighlok alone. 8 Jul/E17: The Rangers enter the Dream World to rescue Mia and Antonio. Dragonball Z Kai Pokémon 1 Omnibus Sat 11:00-13:00 29 Jun/E37-E40: Vegeta and Frieza go to war, Piccolo joins the battle, Goku and Frieza pummel each other and Goku summons the awesome power of Kaio-Ken. 6 July/E41-E44: Goku’s attacks fail to faze Frieza, and Cell talks Vegeta into letting him achieve perfect form. 8 26 June 2013 tvplus @ Tuesdays 15:30 2 Jul/E14: The gang stop in a town having a PokeRinger competition. 9 Jul/E15: Dawn’s attacked by a wild Aggron and falls into a river. Dragonball Z Kai. Network 10:00 Animation Mr Freeze kidnaps Batgirl as an involuntary organ donor as he tries to save his dying wife. Voice of Kevin Conroy. Jackie Chan Adventures Thursday 27 Jun Cartoon Network 10:00 Action Ben must stop a mysterious alien enemy who’s destroying the city. Voice of Graham Phillips. Boomerang: Tom & Jerry Week! Tom & Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers Wednesday 26 Jun Cartoon Network 17:30 Animation The fur flies as the duo set sail on a pirate ship and hunt for buried treasure. Voices of Mark Hamill, Kathy Najimy. Tom & Jerry: The Fast And The Furry Thursday 27 Jun Cartoon Network 17:30 Animation The heat is on as Tom and Jerry race around the world. Voice of Charles Adler. p 2 Thursdays 15:30 www.facebook.com/tvplus BY JUANITA DANIELS. PHOTOS: CARTOON NETWORK, DISNEY, MARVEL. Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Trending $how me the money hat do Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell and Mark Burnett have in common? They’ve all helped to bring some of the most popular reality series to TV – the Kardashian franchises, Idols, X Factor and Survivor wouldn’t exist without them. But it takes more than brains to make good TV. You’ll need lots and lots of money. From expensive actor and presenter salaries, to writers, sets costumes and marketing…it costs a pretty penny to produce a TV show. W HOW TO GET STARTED After an idea’s greenlit by a network like NBC or HBO, or locally SABC, e.tv or M-Net, it’s sent to a production studio where the expensive magic happens. US shows tend to be three times more expensive than other countries’ to produce. The lowest cost is about $500 000 (around R5 million) per episode, but an average episode costs between $1.5 and 2 million (R15-20 million) – and they’re increasing. In its day, hospital drama ER cost a whopping $13 million per episode. That’s R130 million that NBC paid Warner Brothers for production. And what about a current estimate? Arguably the world’s most popular and talked-about series is Game Of Thrones. As well as being the most pirated series at the moment, it’s also possibly the most expensive: season 1’s budget was $60 million (R600 million) and it increased by 15 percent for season 2! THE FAMOUS FACES Talent also costs a lot. The less well-known the star, the lower their salary. Background actors in Hollywood receive an average of the equivalent of R1 200 a day, while actors 10 26 June 2013 tvplus Game Of Thrones’ budget is massive. who perform a single line of dialogue get paid around R7 000 a day, and a stunt co-ordinator commands roughly R25 000 per week. Ashton Kutcher’s currently the highest-paid TV actor, earning $700 000 (R7 million) per episode of Two And A Half Men, while Sofia Vergara is the highestearning TV actress for 2013. Along with some of her Modern Family co-stars, she makes about $170 000 (R1.7 million) per episode. And there are 24 episodes per season! The Kardashian clan signed a $30 million (that’s R300 million!) contract for the 2012 season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Even pint-sized Snooki’s doing well. She made R300 000 per episode of reality show Jersey Shore. The Kardashians coined it big with their shows. actor salaries. American Idol followed suit and bombarded us with cola images and car mentions. If a show chooses not to take the advertising route, TV merchandise is everywhere. CBS has an online store for most of their shows and you can get How I Met Your Mother umbrellas and “No shirt Sherlock” shirts from Elementary. Some networks, like HBO, pay with money made from their shares in subscriptions to cable TV. But it isn’t always possible to keep up. CSI: Miami, despite being hugely successful, had to be cancelled in 2012 due to sky-high production costs. Even a long-running animated show like The Simpsons was in danger of being cancelled in 2011 when its 23rd season was deemed too pricey and voice actors took a 45-percent paycut. AND IN SOUTH AFRICA? A What do these costs look like here? W We W wish we could tell you. While w can guarantee that they’re we s significantly less than a US sshow, the local TV industry is tight-lipped. Lani Lombard, M M-Net’s corporate communicaAshton Kutcher makes tions manager, says “M-Net BEG, BORROW AND STEAL R170 million per season treats remuneration figures as So where does all this moola come of Two And A Half Men. highly confidential, in the same way that businesses don’t reveal from? It depends. Some producers e employee salaries. Even vague borrow money to see their dreams n numbers open up possibilities come true. Others, like Mark Burnett, ffor incorrect – and even unfair – need to find funding before their assumptions.” That’s why AFP show goes global. Burnett secured (advertiser-funded programme) advertisers who bought on-air ad is becoming the chosen route, time, product placement and links on w big-name brands taking the with the show’s website to completely cover role of sponsors behind shows Survivor’s production. This was the start like Tropika Island Of Treasure of reality TV’s cheaper brand of TV that and the Bar-One Man Hunt. p requires zero scripting and no famous www.facebook.com/tvplus BY LUKA RIBEIRO. PHOTOS: E! ENTERTAINMENT, HBO, WARNER BROS. INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION. So you’ve got a brilliant idea for a new TV series, but how much will it actually cost to get that show off the ground?