THE DOPE Deco 20, ]-943 youn6 Ted. Er:gel popped lnto town early

THE
DOPE
D e co 20, ]- 943
Pr.lbti.shecl now a n d t h e r i a t D o u g l a s ,
for i.t,s sorrs in the Service.
Michlgan,
No. 29 '
rtwould be' and folks I d.ontt mean maYbe,
O what a lo''re-Ly world"
...neverhadababY.
. .,
I f M a m m aS c h . r . i : k e l g r u b e r h a d . '
- Just one of those thlngs we
T h a ' l - , t sn o t o : " i g l n a , l , o f c o u r s e
tt:
from better papers . r ! but how we agree with
llft
lightly
y o u n 6 T e d. E r:g e l p o p p e d l n to town ear ly this m onth - 8ot twelve
i " C a m pv l h e 6 1 e r , G a ' )
hours notlce on a ten-da' i";I;;g;-(a6t"
har cl, had Put- on
an6
lean
ilas
Ted
a n d w a s fn n o u [fa s p ro n tb .
one flne- looklng
made
sur
e
and
p
l
aces,
t e n p o u n cl s tn tfre ri g h t
1
on5, we're told'
f
o
r
n
o
t
b
u
t
n
o
w
,
tt Fort Mead.e
""iOi""l''il"i"
spent
A n d ,B u r e n O s t e r b e r g h a d t e n d a y s r e c e n t l y , y l l " h 1 9 t o o
Durlng
in Douglas, lookln[ very impr-essive in^his ni6 u.lil:T*'
a
m
achineSunner '
r
iflem
an,
a
been
i n tfre a ri l y B u l " cntil
i i i *- y e i r
W
e sur e
For
ce'
Air
the
tr
y
to
a n d n o w wants
a n d a e a nn o n e e r
of hls
s
l
x
f
e
e
t
f
o
u
r
g
e
t
t
h
a
t
if he
irope he makes it
i n t o a t u r r e t o r a c o c k P i "t .t t " u " "
lth :
F r o r n L a , wre n ce S h u ma ke r l n Nen Hebr ides to F1r o Nugent, Dec'
a nd
nice
is
her
e
and
ever
ythihg
1 n th e b e st o f heal- th
"Am s t l l ]
over for L lon[ tirye" A1] we've
quiet . othe i"ir-[i"";tt--n"utt
anr *n rr,.\.laln\/
about now are ra-ln and. hot sun. Ind does it ralnl
, ? t """i "' "i i r i t
ca me h e re w e had seven weeks of it, and not a d 'r y
u r . l d t o w e a r. It w a s ta ke off wet and put on wet all the tine'
' ' W@
Bu t . a t l ea st ;; fta ve tn t the m ur i.tO contend" wlth now. ' ' been
have
weeks
two
last
the
and[ ; ; . r . r - r y n fce T h a n ]csg l vlng
cake com lng ln. all the time. '
ca n d y a n d fr uit
IIke a holiaay
l r o m ea f l n e n e w
by wishlng all !h" follcs back 'T
W;iir*f-iif-"r6se
ally-hor".
good luck aird, as aX e,r*sle would sg,fr
t;;;'A n o t h e r fo r D o u g l a s: H e nr y Baker , out on the Hooter R' oad, ha s
volunteered for service ln the Alr Force and ls now wlth fhe
A*A"F.C.T.T.C., Jef f erson Barraclcs, Mlssourl'
iii;'"i;4.-O"p,,
H e n ry; your home town ls pr oud of youn
t ; a A"; f t i "i i 6 n s,
ls
A c o u p l e o f v e r y" f l rssut c, c e s s f u l m e e t i n 6 s - a t t h e A t h l e t l c C l u b tt h
h
e
a
l
l
p
l
g
wlth
iri vihlch a wiiole roast
month: At the
conup
t r l m n l n g s w a s fe a tu re d , ten new member s wer e s1gn99t"cond'
pletely-under the lnfluence of beer and plg. .t!.!lu,
f
o
r the ene
l
e
c
t
e
d
held. 1ast, week, the follolvln6 offlcers were
B
e
e
r
y
_
V
l
c
e
-Preg. ,
; ; i ; g y e a r : G a r U i rl n l l l s o n P r e s l d e n t , W l l l a r d
Nugent
Father
and
f n e r $ a th e r $ e cre ta ry, B tid Bekken Tr easur er ,
p
l
t
c
h
and.
p
1
n
8
p
o
n
8
,
u"a tty warz Trustues".- As usual-, poker,
n r r l l - t , c p p e d .r . ' f b o t , h p j S a n C e ; re e t l o n s "
"Gang9_s- _- !9" Conklln
F r o m t h e Gra n d . R a p l d s P re ss, Dec. 6th:
the USS Marbelhead
aboard
has recelved the i:urp1e fieai.t " He was
s
tatl0ned ln the
l
s
ln the battle of Macassar strat! and now
Al e u t l a n Js1 a n d s" .
the
Also from the Press:
"Lansing -(Al)- Th" 27-day march of
lmalm
osit
acr
oss"the
Natf6nai Guar d,
1 2 6 t h I nfa n tryl -fi i .ftfg a n
attack
the
to
lead
passable Owen St-anley *ot tt{"f t s of New Gulnea
5 n j "p s a t B u n L -U rV -fi " V -U" r e"or d.ed as one of the outstandlng
( flr st
fleld
m a r c h e s o f Wo r1 d .WL r Ii , MaJ. Gar net, J. Bur ]lngam9Gulnea)
New
fr
dm
r
etur
n
to
o f th e R e d A rro w dl;is1on
offlcer
s a l d . i n a n a d .d re ss h e re . . . MaJ. Bur llngame sald.that the 2nd
*r.4" tp of troops from-centraL and western Mlchlg?^'
battallon,
b ta f , t a l l o n t o f t h l s w a r 1 n t h e m o u n t a l n
h e - t 1uogshto u
a l m o s t , b e c a m e - t-tfrro
the tr lp on one can of C r atlons Per
t r e k . E xl stl n g
t h e tro o p s sta rte d o ut wlth 6lty four - aa' gr r atlons and'
di',
tw e r e f o r c e d t b d e p e n d o n s u p p l l e s d r b p p e q U y ^ p l a n e . T h a t b a and
forty-ti'to-,^|rtXs
foractlbh
ta11on, he sald., i'uas 1n con'siant
pound' s each ln welg,ht"' '
t h e n e n l o st a n 'a ve ra g e o f thir ty
As m o s t o f yo u kn o w , th l s is Jacic, Ev, Sm oXyand Beniyts outf l t'
P, Sarge?". s ,,
K . P .- : " C a n I h e l p y o u w l t h t h a t s o Y
I
t
need' no help" '
I
6on
T ; ; Kl c k : " w h a t d o - yo u mean?
thought you mlght want to
I
s
o
u
n
d
t
f
t
"
K.p.: "Soruyr*i""i"i-ito*
be dragged ashore".
hospltal
W er v e J u st l e a rn e d th a t Ar nold Gar r elts has been ln
m
o
n
t
h
s
.
t
w
o
"
R
h
e
u
m
atlc fever
f
o
r
F
l
o
r
l
6
a
,
down ln Mfamf-g;a;h,
t'uttq lt_gets ttresome lylng around
and an allergy;;-he'wrltes,
me.to see my
l n b e d a I I t h : , t , i * e . . . S u r e w 1 s h . . I - c o u l d g e t . h oo
'
w l f e a n d t h a t b 1 g n e w b o y o f m l n e ( n o w 1 0 m o n t h s l d ' ) . . be. 1n
r
ather
Ju st i fXe suIM Ier . . . But Ir d
W e a t h e r n l ce h ;r;,
sanle' You get'
e
v
e
rythlls here-19.alya{1.!*"
B
e
c
a
u
s
e
Douglas.
i f r 6 a of n o th l n g b u t su n shtno and blg hotel- s"'
that, Ar no]d''
F o l k s wl 1 l so o n -b e p a yl n g twenty buc[s^a 6ay.f9t you'
f,flJh we could swap iU6ut-tfrree weeks of lt wlth
From Steve Mlllar ln the Aleutlans: "Itm llke
teff you where I an, what Irm
Ai"JXri---.";fi
a b o u t t h e w e a tfr" " .-. : B ut that phoiogr aph of
made ne wlsh I was back ln Godts-coundry. r .
Gene Bleler (in
dolng, or even
n
litg- bl- e favl]llo
Tell. Ky he has a
halrcirts nohow".
J o u - , , r " i t i n g r J " " r r i * ; * i - - a o " t i - * " n t - r o * o i " u i + .r .
d' l s A n d O r v1 L 1 e Ml L l a r h a s retur ned to Douglas wlth a nr edlcal
old
T
h
e
hospltal,
charge, after-sf* months 11 Selfrldge-ffeta
b
o
th
s
o
l
d
'
l
e
r
l
n
g
,
arthrltls
J u s t t o o k a l l t h e J o y o u t - o f . O r v r s we
pr
ess
we
to
as
8o
f o r h l m a n i th e A rmy to o . . : : . o . And
(
a
f
t
e
r
r
e
a
s
o
n
s
a
m
e
learn that eo;t,lenhfngs ts tlome for the
ln Hawal1 and Spokane) ?la,w1th the s e v e n mo n th s i rt fro sp l ti l s
s a m e s ort o f d l scfra i 'g e . \^le sur e wlsh these boys all the luck
g,laci {l vrelcofl€ tiien baek bc Do"l'sia's'''
rn.f. ars m,'.Sh+,:y
{-"-
Definit 1on of a bathlng beauty: A 5a1 with a wonderful proflle
al-l the i^ray d o w n " .A n d . d .e fi nitton of a r eg' ;]- ar 8uy: One who 1s
m o r e s c a r e d u h i l e re ce i vi ri g a r nedaL than v,ihile ear nlng lt'
Wet:,e glad t-,o:.eport that a Boy Scout_Troo? has. been organlzed
factory
,^i.Li. 9 Scouts and t{arry Burgeris (l:he, t"I
J.n Dou[las
S
c
outmaster.
rn*r1agei) as iicrtutme.qter and Hovrard Schui'iz as itsst'
l
"
t
a
l
z
'
Louis Quad'e' sam
Ky
con$i'sts of Jaclc Tyler'
The donmitt:e
Montle Arnold,
I,lancuso and. iie:r ir'lonique; ancl the- Scouts are:
Larry Erlerrtelnr Jerry- Goshorn,
Bennie Biel-er., Bllly'Eriewein,
Mudller and Frank Wlcks
F r e d F i . ' " n n l i - nl,t i t t , o t t " H e r u i n g r . l , e s t e r
i"
not h1s broth;i') " Alre?dy- the boys ?re en6aSed
ieiir
"
o
*
i
l n a w a s i , e . " p " 1 - , u "c l r i v e , h a r r e g ; a t h e r e c l a b o u t f o u r t O n S t o d a t e ,
s a l e - o f r , . ' h j - 6 hw 1 l i g o l n t o t h e S c o u t F u n d "
pio-eeAs frbni'the
D1d you hea:: abou.t the father who w a s i n s t r u c f l n g h i s Y o u n g s o n
in thin6s reli.gious. "And what is the man callad", aslcedthe
father,
"w h o b ri n g s u s l n c ontact i^r ith the r ^r or ldrof the spir it?r l
"A t : e r r t e n d e r" " sa i d th e $ o n .
W e r e c e l v e d a cl i p p l n g fro m Vlc Cull' er last weelc fr on "W - !lg-a s
r
e
f
e
rred to Vlc
I
t
F
i
e
l
d
.
t ^ u c a n n pp a p e r a t P e t e r s o n
rp""rai',a butcher from Chlcago, aristocratic
as the meats he handLes".
- not
v i c w a n t e d u s fo kn o w *th a t he ir acl given them heIl for lt
p"*i, of course, Sut the Chlcagg stuff' Sald he
ttre aristocratie
t
;
;
thab he bame from Douglas, Mich. - not lousy Chlcago
ioiA
e n r l t , h e r r t r lb e t t e r r e m e m b e r l t f f t h e y w a n t e d a t 5 " n o r e s t e a k s '
C p l / T H a ro l cl B e e ry h a s a rrlved in Englancl and thinl' is ltr s a
ar ^r all but doesint
A ; ; "t , c o un trl r; a n d . C l -a i r Schultz l- ancled 1n i{
o
u
r out-of-the-U'S'
t
o
m
o
r
e
t
w
o
a
d
d
These
Eay wnat he Lhinks.
a m b a s s a d o r sa r e :
o
u
r
w
h
e
r
e
1 1 ; t , m a k i u 6 52 O a l t o g e t i r e r .
ryele's
2 In
2_
in_Hawall,
in
England,
Z i n Al a s ka " ; 4 - tn -A u s-tra 1 1a, !
Gulnea'
New
Ner
vfoupdland,
i e a cte i n N e w Caieclc,nla,
i 1 "f y r - a n d
t l e w i t 6 b r i d .e s a n d P o rto R i co.. And the r er nalnlng 25 on our r ost e r a r e s c a t t e r e c L a l l t h e w a y t ' r o m M a s s a cl dhh uO st de i t s t o c a l l f o r n l a
ao rnrAu
L
r rfri vntl rr +l c( q5 :srr r
ti q
O- f f gF tl iOa f"i.d a .
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haVe
lt
thOUght
vfh en you boys wer e bootiug gr ounder st
3 s h o r t s u n t1 e rs a g o
j
u
st
b encling an ear to fhe 1ocal bull- ?
6 o c l i l n g tro me rs, o i
o u g l a s m en ln the Ser T h i s l s s u e o f T h e D o p e , l s m a i l - e d t oq . + a lTln r r {D
q
.
nnrl
the Lake Shor e.
vlces by Mr. & i{rg, Trvlng Lee of
pvo!v45v
A thought for toCay (f'om the Christian Herald):
its $ronclers never cease;
Thls ls intleed a funnY vrorld
t ' s a v a 6 e s" e l I 1 a L P e a c e .
The " civil-1zed.rr peoples are aIl at war; the
So long,
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