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« ^ Adminis,ra,ion Announces
Drastic De-Emphasis Policy
LAWRENCE COLLEGE, APPLETON, WIS.
VOL. 76, NO. 20
Friday, March 22, 1957
Virtue, Morality Lauded as For LoWTGHCG Sociol Lif©
Chastity Queens Chosen
Unprecedented Morality Drive
At
a recent m e eting of the . ---------
C o m m itte e on
w ere taken to
present s y s t e
B e a u ty Queens
ballot used for
A ction, steps ^
election ^IS reproduced bee lim in a te the low.
m of electing
VOTE
FOR
F IV E
g ir ls
and vote in- W H O
B E ST
Designed to Renew Scholasticism
social activities between the
hours of 4 in the afternoon, but
this plan was definitely not fa­
vored by the com m ittee at this
Apparently following in its recent alleged trend of deemphasis
lphasis at Lawrence, including among other things the
,
gave the
A d m in istra tio n
1>f*‘‘sldent Knight
THE FOLLOWINGPR«UAUT T ™ * ,t!e emP hasis1 of, ?Pri" f ‘ he Administration has rtW s'u n irip ared statement:
TIES;
H
adopted the proposals of the Faculty Committee of Sex.
“ There comes a tim e in the
1. C hastity
In a “ sp ecial” to the Law-1”“
life of a college when we of the
a. C am p u s re pu tation__Hn« rentian, this hush-hush comHand-shaking relationships A dm inistratio n feel that you
sullied
m ittee, which is c h a irm a n e d by
**e
ol,*-v
condoned the students do not possess a
M aurice C u n n in g h a m of the between m em bers of the oppo- healthy attitude towards the
b. M oral attitudes—
Classics D ep artm e nt, revealed s‘tp sex*
more im po rtan t phases of col.
straight and narrow
the results of recent extensive
^
f entle m an m ay not walk n*ge life. We hope that through
2. Innocence
deliberation and investigation. acros* c am p u s in the presence this action a renaissance w ill
3. Sweetness
The follow ing rules w ill go into ° * . a y ° u n R ladv unless it is be Instituted at Law rence, a
4. V irtuous
effect im m e d iate ly after the r a ' n ' n S a * the tim e A N I) the renaissance of learning. By de­
5. P urity
We offer our congratulations vacation, and, it is hoped, w ill ffcntlem an has an u m b re lla em phasizing this aspect of col*
lege life, it w ill give the stu-*
E n id B axter
M . Schlunck to lh e five chosen reprcsenta- reduce the em phasis on sex at ' v‘th h l™
I he C o m m itte d also discuss-;dent m ore tim e to indulge in
for
r
a
m
n
II
«
C
h
astitv
tives
of
m
o
ra
l*ty,
pu
rity
,
and
Lawrence
and
p
r
o
d
u
c
e
the
Stead
ed the possibility of confining the scho lastic p u rsu its. I need
Q ueenss “ The elections w ould c h a s l' l y ' wUh ,h e * * • th a t- n e w ” .ch o la stic ism .
not rem ind vou, ‘Veritas est
1) A ll fraternity houses and
be conducted on the sam e basis
L u x ’. Although we m ay he too
sorority
rooms
w
ill
be
closed
to
as they have been in past
large to be called a fa m ily , la ­
m em bers of the opposite sex.
y ears. O nly the criterion for
ther still knows best.”
2)
A
ll
women
will
be
subject
election would be changed. S tu­
C h a irm a n C u n n in g h a m said,
to 8 o ’clock hours and m a y re­
dents would vote for five girls
“
A
Law rence nih il liberi sul>
ceive
no
phone
calls
after
that
th a t best ex em plified the q u a li­
rosa
iniussi
e rin t” ,
w hich
tim e.
ties of virtue and general m o ­
loosely translated by the for­
3) Behind the union and along
ra lity held in high esteem ,” ex­
e ig n language staff of the Lawthe riverbank w ill be off lim its
plain e d the bulletin.
re ntian, m eans, “ there will be
to a ll students in the fa ll and
The idea w as approved and
C O R R E C T IO N
no babies under the bushes a t
spring of the year.
passed at the F rid a y evening
B a b y D oll w ill not be shown Law rence” .
4) D orm itory lounges w ill be
m e e tin g , and S unday m o rnin g
L a w re n c e students picked up P hyllis C ru m p ‘A n o n y m o u s ’ used only for greeting parents
a H- If was o rig in ally
H arla n K irk, business manth e ir ballots in the vestry of their fine exam ple serves as and close relatives.
scheduled to be presented Sun- ager,
com m ented
that
this
tl»e C ongregational c h u r c h , an incentive to every w o m an
5) No more dances w ill be „
}[1C A rt Center at 1:30, m ove m ay save the college
3:30, 6:30, and H:30.
m oney by reducing w ear and
C o m m itte e m e m b e rs counted on c am p u s.
held anywhere,
tear on the furniture .
th e votes that sam e a ft e r n o o n .--------------------------------------------—
The faculty of flie conserva­
Student reaction is not yet
l*nd by M onday m o rn in g the
tory of m usic have m ade the
determ ined, of course, but it is
results were released to the
follow ing change in policy- “ Be
felt that it w ill be strong. The
C am pus new spaper.
it ordained henceforth that sex­
L aw rentian staff, upon receiv­
As ot this
announcem ent,
tets of any size, shape, or form ,
ing the news release from the
fiv e Law rence w om en reign as
w ill no longer function w ithin
C u n n in g h a m com m ittee,
w as
c a m p u s C hastity Queens. They
the student body.”
in a state of m ild shock, col­
a re E n id B a x t e r ,
M a m ie
*
*
*•
S c h lu nc k, P hyllis C ru m p . Rose
lectively. One student left the
G IR L S !
K e e n a n and Bertha G rosklaus.
D eadline for the return of,office at once, saying. “ I ’m goM iss B axter w as a m e m b e r
fraternity pins to rightful own- ing to tra n s fe r !" Another was
ol the R e lig io n in Life Steering
ers has been set. by the IF C , heard to inquire to see if there
B o a rd in 1954 through ’57. She
for 3 p .m . on A p ril 1. The was a m eans of im p e ac h in g
w as also on the P eabody M o r­
m ain tenance crew has offered professors.,perhaps through the
a ls Board 1955 5G and she wasi
their assistance in chain-clip- SE C . President Jo e D unb cck
stude h t representative to the
ping.
jwas not a v a ila b le for co m m e n t.
A id Association for L utherans.
M a m ie Schlunck is a m e m ­
b e r of the Student C hristian;
A ssociation, 1955-57, the U nion
C om m itte e and is on the board
o f the R a tio n C o uncil of G irl
fecouts of A m e ric a
( Illinois j
R ep re se n ta tiv e ).
A cting on a ru m o r th a t the evaluation and investigation of
P h y llis C ru m p is a m e m b e r
film B A B Y
D O L L , recently the F ilm Classics prog ram . It
of J o b ’s D aughters, an active
banned
from
Appleton,
was to w ill investigate a film a week,
m e m b e r of .Kunior W .C .T .U .
(W isconsin
R e p r e s e n t a ­
be shown at the A rt Center, the and the results w ill not be pubtive ) and A ppleton Y .M .C .A .
C u n n in g h a m C o m m itte e on Sex lished in the L a w rentia n.
you th leader.
has form ed a Subc om m ittee on
One m e m b e r of the SubcomRose N eenan has been an
m ittee said th a t he was tre­
Censorship.
I J C representative fro m 1954 to
influenced
that
F ilm Classics m a n a g e r Ta- m endously
I95t> and S tandards President
w
p
e
/
g
i
m
im
-J'
Ir-ji:
Off Limits
Faculty Subcommittee Drafts
Moral Study of Film Classics
fo r E ta Zeta P h i, S tand ards
B oard-O rm sby H a ll 1954 and
S tan d ard s B oard Sage H a ll
1955-56.
M iss G rosklaus * has p a rtic i­
p a te d in no kind of activity.
The c om m ittee stated that
ketsugu T suritan, when q u e s !there was a need for this th in g
tioned by the S u b c o m m i t t e e , after reading the m a n y letters
was re lu ctant to talk, and kept;to the editor in recent issues
protesting th a t the F ilm Class­ of the Post-Crescent, concern­
ics society was an organiza­ ing the recent B A B Y D O L L
tion w ith a long and honorable censorship question.
The S ubcom m ittee w ill e m ­
In the N ovem ber sixth convo-dents v o t i n g expressed the history.
The S ubcom m ittee, w hich is ploy the services of c e rta in
W U hw hteh’this ‘id e a 'T a ^ g r e ^ cation of this past fall, the pro-;®P';‘°n_ that
‘®
. . . .
...
stay, an im pressive percentage m ade up of three faculty mem- m em bers of the language de­
ed, the sam e g ra m included a panel discusthat a KeneraI need j or de. |)ers, w ill not stop its investi­ partm ents. “ We w ant to see
election
w ill sion of culture patterns of Law- em phasis prevailed,
gations w ith the Baby D oll just w hat really does go on in
be held on the re nte college.
P ast student
W ith this factor in m ln d, a rum or, however. In accord with the dialogue of those foreign
next body president R o lf D e h m e l in- gubcom m ittee^ was set u p a n d lhe m o num e n tal action of the film s on Sunday afternoons
c am p u s
year. The five troduced the speakers of the tho m e m ber*
have reeentlv C u m m in g h a m C o m m ittee this stated another m e m b e r of the
fi.oir research
L n n r A and
atlH week,
the . Subcom
young w om en m o rn in g in saying, "T he Stu- com pleted their
. . .
.. m ittee
.
...w illiS ubcom m ittee. “ D ialog m a y be
w ill be feted dent E xecutive council is not have form ulatec the ir ideas. In draft a system atic and c ritic al!v e ry im p o rtan t
how a twenty-one page thesis, this
at a p u n c h a gainst sex. We
w e w ould,
ouia, nowResults ot the SEC election last Monday nite for executive positions and
and c o o k i e ever, like to see the elem ent com m ittee, consisting of twelve
hour after the of student responsibility applied freshm an boys, presented the committee chairmanships are:
POSITION’S:
crow ning
in to this area of c am p u s activi- argum er,t that the problem of EXECUTIVE
1. Vice-president—John Owen.
c o n v o c a- ty. We feel that when the stu- sex couid never be e lim inated
2. Treasurer—B ill McArthur.
No A ctivities tion
on
the dents them selves becom e in- as ,ong as Law rence re m ained COMMITTEE CH A IRM A N SH IPS:
1. New Student Week—Sara Steel and John Liebansteln
T hursday after spring vacation, tensely aw are of the situation .. rn nH iiratinnal institution
2. Social—Jenny Lea and Joe Holsen
3. Homecoming—Mary Kett and Roho Llerandl
P ictures ot the queens have they w ill take it upon Ihem- J
Jj^ iJtlo n ‘ presented
4. Pep— Arlene Nelson and Dick Devine
been sent to hom e new spapers, selves to initiate
necessary
«‘j h e problem is w ith the
5. U nion—Esther W hitmore and Bill Bye
to the A ppleton Post-Crescent, m o ra l restrictions.”
w om en on c am p us, and not
6 . Coffee H our—Lynn Somplc and Joyce Freiburg
7. Polling—Duncan Burdick
a n d . at the suggestion of the
President D ehm el then an- w jtj, thf, m rn »» re m arke d one
8 Convocation—Dennis Odckirk find Taketsugu Tsurutanl
C om m ittee, to P L A Y B O Y mag- nounced that a c om m ittee had mCm ber. “ Get rid of the worn8. Student Handbook—Susan Dilday and M im i Muuss
a zine. Pictures were by Pech- been organized to investigate on and v0ur p r o b l e m
is ATHI.RTIC REPRESENTATIVES:
1. Basketball—Jack Leatham
m a n , dresses by Lane-Bryant student feeling on the subject. soived ,” said another. Since
2. Track- Dave Berganlni
of
M ilw aukee,
coiffures
by A poll was conducted and al- _____ ’
' ----3. Football—George Purucker
F r a n k aiiu B ill, C a m p u s Bar-,though 98 p er cent of the stu-,
Continued on Page 5
Committee Seeks Solution;
Freshmen Boys Take Lead
Wisconsin State Historical Society
816 State St.
MadUon, Vis.
the ^
2
lowance has been m ade for any
increase in the percentage of
college-age youth in college.
“ One thing is certain — if
W isconsin youth d u rin g the
P u b lic and p rivate interests next jq to 15 years continue to
in W isconsin should undertake attend college at the 1956 rate
The Lowrention
F rid a y , M a rc h 2 2 , 1957 Indicate Planning
Will be Advisable
For Colleges Now
and if they are to have educational opportunities at the 1936
qu ality level, Intensive longte rm p lan n in g is necessary
now, p a rtic u la rly w ith reference to physical p lan t fa c ilitie s
and personnel needs.
“ intensive long-term p la n n in g ” j ”
now in order to take care of the
com ing “ tidal w av e” of col-1
lege-age students, a report to
the State C oordinating C o m m it­
tee for H igher E ducation said
Saturday.
The report, prepared by the
c o m m itte e ’s jo in t staff repre­
senting the U niversity of Wis-!
consin and the State Colleges,
was subm itted at the m onthly
m eeting of the com m ittee.
E n ro llm e n t projections based
on trends of the past quartercentury, the report said, in d i­
cate that W isconsin’s higher
e d u c a t i o n enrollm ents will
ju m p from 54,082 in the fall of
Members of the Wrestling team which recently wound 195*i to 59.300 in I960, to 71,000
and to 88,400 in 1970.
lip its season are, back row, Coach Heselton, Schwendler, in “1965,
Despite the fact that the
Mill ford; front row, Swan, Sears, Scruggs, Tuteur.
I960, 1965, and 1970 undergrad­
uate and graduate and profes­
given a new* a u tom atic w asher sional enrollm ent projections
and dryer and ironer. In ad d i­ reveal very large increases,”
the report continued, “ it is be­
tion, all the washroom s in the
lieved that the projections are
dorm have been rem odeled.
extrem ely conservative. No al-
New Look Is
Given Sage
I d recent months the recrea­
tion room at Hussell Sage hall
has received some vast im ­
provem ents and m ore are still
to come.
Mrs. M yrtle
W ebb
reports
VAMPIRE
CREATURE
FROM
OUTER SPACE!
th a t nil the dark. m arred fu r­
niture in the fourth floor room
has been sanded and refinished
in blond and the c h a ir seats
covered in a m int green plastic
m a te ria l.
The w icker fu rn i­
ture and other furniture has
b<en painted black and fitted
w ith rose tweed slipcovers.
G O L F C H A M P IO N ,S A Y S :
'VICEROYHAS
THE SMOOTHEST
TASTE OF ALL!'
SM O O TH 1
From the finest tobacco grown, Viceroy selects only
the Smooth Flavor L eaf. . . Deep-Cured golden brown for extra smoothness i
The alcove in one corner of
the room has been partitioned
oil and clothes rungs have been
installed for the storage of for­
m ats. On the way to com ple­
tion is the new sewing center.
A new Singer electric sewing
m a c h in e has been received and
plans are for a work table and
EXPERT
A wall length bench will be
built in under the row of high
v indows facing the front of the
building
This is to serve not
only as seating but also a place
to stand when girls wish
to
It ok out the widows and watch
outside activity .
The
entire
room w ill be lighted with more
lam p s and ceiling li^ht recep­
tacles. All the windows w ill be
decked w ith new drapes and the
ru g renovated.
The painting
tuid rcfinishing
was handled
by the college painters and the
slipcovers were m ade by
the d o rm ito ry ’s m aids.
O ther parts of the dorm have
also been im proved. The dor­
m itory laundry room has been
jic w
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A l l Rackets Restrung W ith
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133 E, College Ave.
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C A 'ia id K i l l " K n o w n
3 Speed Auto Manu al M i t e r
t hunger ..T h e first str aight spindle C a rrard Ch an ger,
and not to be confused w ith o rdin ar y, mass-produced
unit* It is the most compact, most economical automatic
ch anger e\er presented by l i a r r a r d . . . tits into any
record ch anger cabinet. This makes it the ideal replacen ent unit, in addition to its reliability, high performance
and o pe ra ting sim plicity.
P e a f w r a t : s.m p i, M il O n e r o i.a n — te>ord< •« a n y ita n d o rd d > o m ii«
I t } " . 10 , » i 7 ") moy !>• i l i K k t d teg eth er bottom to to p . it* c d#i
o* m o . le o d e d on ttio i t i Q .f k l t p m d le a t a n * t,m o , a n d the e .e r o rm
p 'o te d In pot i on C h an g e r th a n o p e ra te * o t.to m o l.c o H y . r e t o r d le ii e l
reco rd ( I *
f w ily a u to m a tic a n d m onuol o p e ra tio n 4 p o la th o rird
In d u ctio n S u rg e * m o to r, « tH d y n a m ic a lly b o 'o n te d r a t e r . ' C * n i.
pO 'te
li« a ru b b e r mota> m o u n lt. A lu m in u m . tru e ta n g e n t ton a o r**.*
St*Iw a P re w u re a n d p ik u p fc e q M o d ^ it m e n t i r o i ly o r c e t t ib le on to n e
•>m
In ter iH o n g e c b le p lu g .n h e a d t, fti e l l p o p u la r ttigh A d e M y
* 0 , 1 . dQ««
Tru e tu rre t d* » • . Pa ten ted
S e n t M a li*
T r .p
M eev*
tte e l u n it p la t e S te e l p r e c n io n t u r n t a b le . » th ru b b er t r a d ,a n m o t.
S o h Irre rt
o . e r w r d li» e ru b b e r id le r tro<t>on w K e e l. t e ll n e w lr a lil.
In * p v ll e » e y typ e
S h ie ld e d c a n d e n ia r re t it lo t n e tw o rk , e lim in a te *
t b v 'o * no te
A u to m a tic H o p U I ep p ra » e d * It I ne ca rd P u k u *
t a b le . w ilH e n i . a n a l lo th . >eody la r p luq in
M in im u m C a b in e t O i m e n t ia n t : 1 4 ' , * le lt la rig h t
1 3 ” Ite m
ra o ' 4\k" O eoro n< e c b o v * 3Vfc" b e lo w top p i m o la r b o a rd .
t#
€i ‘ *)7. Btews k W ii..aa«oe Tobacco Corp*
Force
Sees Film
Seen M arching Past the Campus last Thursday are the
Detachment
,„ rluadrons
_ dr“ nS. ?ofL P
C,achmenf Noed on by admirers at right.
S Air Force, cheer-
t:
(h e
V O L 76, NO. 20
O m eg a
recently
elected P a t M cB ride as presi­
dent. O th er officers are: vice
in Des Moines, Iow a. Law rence
Brig. Gen. F. C. Rogers was
day, M arch 14.
A ll squadrons form ed on the one of the m ain speakers at the
line next to the c hapel at 1300 Arnold A ir Society Area
hours, or one o clock; executed (Conclave at D ra k e U niversity
a right turn and then m arch ed
west on College avenue to the as they m arched, c rabbin g into
rh y th m of the band. Local po­ the strong winds above College
lice helped to cle ar the avenue avenue.
of traffic.
N ear
All Saints
W hen the V iking theater was
church, a co-ed contingent was reached, the squadrons, using
seen fro m the corners of the their hard-learned d rill tech­
cadets’ eyes, urging the parade niques. m arched column-right
on (see photo).
into the theater to see the
A ir Support
Im ovie “ Battle H y m n ,” along
Insteaa of the F-lOl’s w hich, with a half-hour film describ­
ing life in the regular a ir force,
^ w“
which was
shown p rior to
Cub type circled the squadrons “ Battle H y m n .”
corder of another com m ittee
The meetings took place on
Friday and Saturday. The pro­
g ram consisted of general as­
sem blies. com m ittee m eetings,
and luncheons. The delegates
also attended D rake U nivers­
ity ’s M ilitary B all on F riday
night at which Gen. Rogers and
the Governor of Iowa were the
guests of honor.
Cadets W e g e
and W alker
were both very im pressed by
the m ann er iu which com plete
strangers could sit down togeth­
er, carry on orderly discus­
sions, and m a k e
im p o rtan t
resolutions.
representatives
were
D avt
Wege and Bert W alker. Wege
North
x L a tm m U c u t
Bunnies Hop
At Frat Party
Live bunnies w ill be hopping
at the Sig E p House tonight be­
Taboo!
Crustal Unrest
Causes Crack
In Foundation
Friday, March 22, 1957
CAMPUS
CALENDAR
A large crack in the fo unda­
tion of the college heating plant
Due to circum stances beyond
was discovered by one of the
m aintenance m en early T hurs­ our control, the next issue of
day m orning. The crack ex­ the I.aw rentian w ill not ap pe ar
tween nine and tw elve o ’clock
to the m u sic of J im m y Ja m e s.
Everyone is invited to this
y e a r’s Bunny Hop which w ill
be held in the basem ent of the
Sorority and F ra te rn ity offi­
S ig m a P h i Epsilon fraternity
cers were recently elected by
house.
m a n y of the G reek groups on
c a m p u s.
C hi
3
was c h a irm a n of a discussion
group while W alker was the re­
LA W REN CE COLLEGE, APPLETON, WIS.
Sororities,
Fraternities
Hold Elections
The Lawrentian
AFROTC Chief
A departure fro m
re g u la r Add resses Area
d rill practice was given for all
A ir Science cadets last T hurs­ 'G' Conclave
J
The Only
A lph a
Frid°V/ March 22, 1957
'Sing Sing Wing Ding'
Criminals to Appear
“ Sing Sing W ing D in g ’’ w ill
tends the length of the concrete until F riday, A p ril 12. ST A FF
on the side facing the Fox riv ­ M E E T IN G will be held the first
day of return fro m vacation,
er.
Tuesday A pril 2, at 12:40.
The college im m e d iate ly c a ll­
*
*
•
The L ib rary reports that a
ed in an engineer who said that
em ergency m easures m u st be Ust overcoat has been at the
>taken if the entire building was library for two weeks or m ore.
*
•
m
'not to slum p. A t present the
The A nnual Pan - H ellenic
gup is being te m p o ra rily rein­
Ball w ill be held on Saturday^
forced but the stress of the
A pril 13.
overlying m ass is slowly w iden­
ing the break.
K irk said it m ay be neces­
sary to turn off the college’s
heat while the plant is being re­
paired as the building is no
At a recent m eeting, the Law ­
longer safe to work in. If the rence Ski club elected the fol­
pressure becomes tin* Kieat the low ing officers for the 1957-58
foundation m ay c ru m b le and school year; President, Jo h n
the entire structure w ill col­ W insor; vice president-treasur­
lapse. If this should occur the er, C raig Castle;
secretary,
shops would also be end an­ E lm e r K ell;
publicity. Ju lie
gered.
G u h r. The Ski club meets every
The m a in tenance m a n who W ednesday during the ski sea­
discovered the craek said, “ I son and sponsors week end
was just going to start work­ trips throughout
the w inter,
ing and all of a sudden I no­ snow conditions p erm itting , to
ticed this great big crack all Iron M ountain. Sheltered Val­
the way from the top down to ley, Brule M ountain, W ausau,
the base. It looked as though and Fun Valley.
she was going to fall right then
and there.”
people are asked to stay out of
*
*
*
the area as a safety precaution.
No C om m ent
Geologist D r. Heed intim ated
At present the engineer is
not giving any reasons as to that he believes a m inor roclc
why this accident should have fault, some thirteen m iles in
length, to be underlying the
occurred.
It is urged that students do college.
“ There’s nothing we can do,'*
not go behind the building to
look at the dam age as the situ­ he added, shrugging his shoul­
ation is dangerous and all ders.
presidents, D ulc y B erlin and be the them e of the P hi D elt
R a c h e l B iz a l;
corresponding house party F rid a y , A p ril 12,
secretary, Joyce W ebster; re­ from 9:00-12:00. The house w ill
cord ing secretary, K aren Big- have the effect of a ja il with
a lo w ; treasurer, Ju d ith H ud­ bars, stone walls plus an ac ­
son; Pan-Hellenic representa­ tu a l ja il for the “ c rim in a ls ” .
tiv e , M a ria n R iv e n b u rg and S. H andcuffed, the c rim in a ls will
EC,
representative, M a r y dance to Chet M authe's com bo.
B ra d t.
According to custom the nour­
M a rily n A dam son is the new ishm ent w ill be bread and w a ­
P resident of A lph a D elta Pi. ter. The appropriate dress for
B a rb a r a
D auche rt
is Vice- m ales, c rim in a l type of the past
P resident and Pledge m istress; (w ildw est) present or future:
C y n th ia von Storch. R ecording fem ales, typical call girl, street
Secretary;
K athy
N eim an, w alking, sin selling gin m oll.
T reasurer;
Corinne
N ie m i, Fellow c rim in a ls w ill adhere to
Corresponding; secretary, and
10 strict rules not custom ary to
Ju d y H nllett, R ush in g C h a ir­
society.
m an.
Bobbie Sanborn is the new
president of D elta
G u m m a , Jo h n Ross, H istorian, and R ill
Je a n n e B egalke w ill act as vice Styles, Social C h a irm a n .
D elta Tau Delta President is
president
and pledgetrainer,
S a lly Steele as standards c h a ir­ D av id W ege; V ice- P resident,
m a n , Helen B u lla rd as corres­ W illia m B ast; Recording Sec­
p onding secretary, C arol Davy retary, Jo h n E H erm an; C or­
Secretary,
Bob
8,s recorder, and P a u la Schild- responding
S w ain; T reasurer, Rod Thorh a u e r as treasurer.
J a n Bredehorn is the P resi­ son.
Don L a flin is the President
dent <?f k a p p a D e lta ; Lys Vailof Phi D elta Theta; D uncan
lan co urt, V ic e - P re sid e nt and
B urdick, Secretary; P hil M ay,
P le dge M istress; Sue Fortney,
Vice - P resident: Bert E lliot,
Secretary; Anne Y oung, Treas­
Treasurer;
Pledge
M asters.
u re r; C aro lyn L o h m a n and
Charles G e rard and George
R u th W eber, R ush in g C h a ir­
Ja m e s O. Purdy, fo rm e r as­
P uruc k e r;
House
M anager,
m e n ; M ay Severson, E ditor.
Charles B ax ter; R ushing C h a ir­ sistant professor of Spanish at
New P i Beta P h i officers are
m en, D ick W eber and Joh n Law rence college, is the author
K i.n H iett, P resident; Holly
Ow en; H istorian, Bob Fox; of a short story titled “ You
P ip e r, V ic e- P resident; Helen
Iteach F or Y our W ra p s” in the
W arden, B ill V olkm an.
I.ofq uist,
Pledge
M istress;
M arch issue of M adem oiselle
D
ick
D
avis
is
the
new
P
re
si­
P h y llis
R ow la n d ,
Recording
dent of S ig m a Phi E psilo n; m agazine.
Secretary; W a lly A llen, Cor­
P urdy resigned from the col­
responding
Secretary;
I.ucy Bob M a rtin , Vice-President; lege faculty in S eptem ber 1955,
B
ill
M
eier.
S
ecretary;
J
i
m
S taack, T reasurer; Jo a n W a r­
after a y e a r’s leave of absence
re n and P at Gode, Rushing M ay, T reasurer; Neil Collins
w hich he took to begin serious
and
Bob
L
undc,
R
ushing
C
h
a
ir­
C h a ir m e t; Betsv Collin and
m e n ; K a rl S c h m idt. H isto ria n ; work in w riting. His work was
Jo a n Berger, H istorians, and
B ill M eier and T om Johnson, r e c e n t l y “ discovered” by
B a rb a ra A d ria n , Social C h a ir­
D am e E dith Sitwell. His first
Social C h a irm e n .
m an.
N iel L ie u w ill head the P hi collection of short stories was,
Fraternitie s
Boh V an D ale is the new Taus w ith Jo h n Moore as his brought out last fa ll in a paP resident of Beta Theta Pi. Vice P resident. D ennis Ode- pcrbound edition by the A n ­
F oundation,
and this
O th e r officers include J im P a r­ kirk is the new C orresponding dreas
ker, Vice-President; Jo h n Win- Secretary, Peter Saecker ttie com ing M ay another collection
sor,
R ecording
Secretary; R ecording Secretary, and Phi will ap pe ar in London. New D i­
C harles Fisher, Corresponding B urck was re-clectcd to the rections will publish the la tte r 1
Secretary;
Jo h n
De
W ind, T re asurer’s position. These are in this country next fall. The
T re asu re r;. J im
P a rs e r and the o rlv elective offices in the bQok s Jitle in A m e ric a vs ill ^e
I “ 63 : 16 r e a m P a la c e .”
C huck M erry, Pledge blasters; frate rn ity ,
Two Fined lor
Tipsy Driving
Officers Chosen
For Skiing Club
Closed for Duration
4
Th« L o w re n tio n
F rid a y , M a rc h 2 2 , 1957
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CIKCl. LA XION M A N A G I B .........
............................... ......... Helen Bullard
melting
pot
To The Student Body:
In the SE C m eeting M onday
evening the SEC com m ittee
chairm en for next year were
elected. I feel that through
Death of the Blues
Gave Vikings New Life
the judges thought best w e r«
put to a student vote. The fi­
nal tally was as follows:
O n e i d a s .........................................f
L u m b e r ja c k s .............................
P in e s m e n ................................ 13
Y o u ’ve heard of the Prince- W i l d c a t s ....................................22
ton Tigers, the Y ale Bulldogs, T r o j a n s ....................................... 44
your groups you have elected
■
Blue ...........................................
...
Ja y s
very capable and enthusiastic **ie W isconsin B adgeis and the y ^ in g *
................ ............
25J
i U a titi 11 yl /> n i l m i l l l i l l C t U l t f n *•/!
1
I Q lIC
h ilt
HAY/P
.
a ,•
ch airm e n xwho
will do all w ithin Stanford Ind
ians.
. . .but
have
The
w in n e r
of the contest
their power to m a in ta in and you ever h eard of the Law- was a fresh m an by the n a m e
(i story with a moral
further im prove their respecR,
,
of Steven Cinkow sky. The L aw ­
It was tim e,
e. Now or never. No use putting it off any tjve com m ittees.
1 1e
uc ’
rentian of the follow ing day «nlonger.
However, no m a tte r how able
F ro m
time
im m e m o ria l,
nounced the vote, and voiced
Me crossed the rooVn klowly, apprehensively rubbing his a ,uj enthusiastic the ch airm e n Law rence called her athletic
dissatisfaction w ith the results.
•w e a lin g palm s together, lie hesitated, then picked up the m ay ,)e> it w in bt. im possible team s lhe - B lues.” This monA revote was then scheduled
in strum e nt.
. . . .
for their com m ittees to oper- ick-,. satisfied evervone until
for F eb rua ry 22, the next MonThe dial tone of the intracollege phone system buzzed in his ate at tjie o p tim u m level with1926; Law rence in the roaring ^a y .
ear like an angry hornet. W ith forced c a lm he dialed the two out t|lp interested and wholetwenties, it seems, needed a
N othing m ore was said in the
num bers. Only two.
How easy.
Mow d a m n easy.
I hat s hearted support of their com“ snappy” nam e for her “ n e a t” I.a\\rentian about the n a m e or
m ittee m e m bers. W ithin the .
'
rt thfi , avvrentian of
What they a ll say. And yet----The short ringings began.
“ Thinsoup N a ll!” The cheering voice of the desk lady broke next few weeks the new c h a ir.
and tht„ L ® ^ ^ ian of
In upon his tenseness. My Clod, he had m ade it!
He was m
pn w
m be sel*etine
m en
w ill
selecting their
their comcom J a n u a ,y 29> ,1926 announced a
contest to select such a nam e.
here! And so soon, too. A lm ost triu m p h a n tly he blurted out, m ittee m em bers.
The w inner of the contest was
“ M a m ie Schlunck, p le a se !”
We all realize that there is
“ I ’m sorry, I c a n ’t connect you on this line, would you please more to be gained from a col­ to receive a free ride to M il­
w aukee for the “ Blues’ ” bas­
• a ll 3 6379” .
lege experience than academ ic
gam e
against M a r­
“ O f course. It’s all my fault. How stupid of m e to forget. pursuits alone. By being a ketball
1 dialed T hinsoup H all, forgetting that you c a n ’t speak w ith m e m ber of an SEC com m ittee, quette.
Entries were subm itted by the contest; hence, beg inning in
Thinsoup Hall if you d ia l T hinsoup H a ll” , he m uttered to him- the very im portant extracur­
■elf. It was just as well that he h a d n 't said it out loud: the
ricu lar phase of our college ex . students, a lu m n i, townspeople the fall of J926 a ll L a w re n c e
desk lady w ouldn't have appreciated the fine irony.
over 300 of them in all. At team s, were re nam ed
perience can be developed. The
. . . “ VikHe took a few deep breaths. Suddenly he picked up the “ well-rounded m a n ” is a basic t,le Convoctaion of T hursday, in gs,” a practice w hich has
receiver.
He dialed nine, and the hornet was replaced . by precept in the liberal arts edu Feb ruary 18, the seven entries persisted lo the present day.
the co.,I. m a tu re tone of the b iK w orld outside. W ith growing
a colk.ge such as
tenseness he dialed the five digits.
Busy!
Law rence.
F ull of sham e and rem orse, he slam m ed the contraption
Since the new ch airm en v i­
back <»n the cradle. Slowly, however, the anger drained away
tally need interested and able
a n d a crafty sm ile spread over his face.
“ You have to be
c om m ittee m em bers, since it
r r a f ty ” , he said to no one in p a rticu lar. “ You have to know
is to your advantage to p a rtic i­
To the E d ito r:
the rule is m ore than worth the
when to g o !” he whispered to him self. A half-minute later, on
pate in ex tracu rricular a c tiv i­
M idden im pulse, he grabbed the receiver, fran tically jerked out
Last
week's
editorial
from
slight inconvenience caused a
ties such as an SEC c o m m it­
the digist, and was rewarded this tim e with rin g in g . “ You
the editorial board has again m in o rity of the student body,
tee.
and
since
these
ch
airm
e
n
have to outsm art c r ,” he grinned to him self, nervously.
w ill gladly welcome your ideas raised the question regarding
The egocentric position in
It rang for some tim e. Then he realized what was going 011.
the justice of the administra- which we find ourselves m ak e
lle could im ag ine the perplexed desk lady patiently pushing
button after button, questingly repeating. “ T hinsoup H a ll? ” tact the new ch airm e n very lion's ru ling requiring student m atters d ifficu lt. W e cannot otjinto the vacant m outhpiece, u ntil she seemed to question her soon so that they will know of
your interest in their commit- attendance at the A rtist Series, jectively study the consequeneuwn reality. . .
The rule is. 1 think, a sound «* of « “ »* actions or attitudes
At length she connected. M a m ie Schlunck please, he repeat- ,e !*s#
ed
In that tone of bored fa m ilia r ity w hich m eans “ oh, you
,n Nmi m ‘•“ontacting the one and creates neither a “ by- 'n ’ *ie present, near past, or fua g a in ” she replied. “ Yes. I'll see if she's in ” , her voice tra ilin g ,u u ' 1**i,r>ien, have listed the
situ atio n ”
nor an tu r*- We are to in tim a te ly inoff as she peered for the right buzzer. On the other end of the ro,nm iite e s, the c h airm en , and P,H 11 1( *'
‘
unh
ealth
y”
one
for
the
college ' u l '^ d l,i them . In such a positheir
line, he breathed a sigh of relief.
their li\ing units
1.
New
Student
Week
c
o
m
m
u
n
ity
.
It
is
no
directed
Hon. we m ust, in situations in
Shortly, however, there was an ear splitting KM A—CCC’K K ,
S ally Steele— O r n is h y
which we have had little expe­
and the pleasant sounds of the lobby of Thinsoup Hall were cut
at lim itin g the in div idu al's libJoh
n
l.iebenstein—
Brokaw
rience. subm it wjth trust to the
oil
lie knew what had happened. Another call had come in.
erty as such. '1 hose who wish guidance of those whose ex peri*
2. H om ecom ing
and hr had been relegated to a span of darkness, where he
M ary Kett— Sage
to attend the concerts are free ence and intelligence q u alifies
v as left to drift forever in illim ita b le circuits of phonic space.
Koho l.le ran d i— Brokaw
to do so, while those who em- them lo direct us. O ur past has
It was not com pletely silent; there were iron buzzes and clicks,
8. Social
p hatically do not wish to attend been a history of such situaand every so often that little sh im m e rin g , shivering sound, a
Je n nife r Lea— Sage
are free to em ploy their in- tions. There is no reason to
pitchless whisper. . . .
Joe llolsen— Delt
genuity in circu m v enting the suppose th a t our present and
All of a sudden his m editations were broken in upon by a
4. P ep
ruling. This m ay explain in future lives, though we hope
•n a tc h of the lobby sounds and a voice once m ore saying
A rlene Nelson— O rinsby
part why legal “ loop holes” w ith
d im in is h in g
freq ue ncy,
‘ ‘Thinsoup H a ll” .
But before he could sum m on breath to
D ick Devine— P h i Tau
have been left in the m ethod will not continue to follow this
gasp out “ H ello,” it had passed and he was left once m ore
5. Union
of taking attendance.
trend.
in the heart of an im m ense darkness. . .
F sther W hitm ore— Sage
K d. C u n n in g h a m
The ruling is directed at those
lie then knew w hat had happened. The vexed desk lady,
Bill Bye— Beta
who either through lack of in­
once more on her weary rounds of the buttons, had stum bled
Coffee Hour
terest or laziness m ig h t not at­
upon him , and had been em barrassed at having found him
Joyce F riebu rg—C o lm an
tend the program s unless comsitting there, just hanging on.
She probably thought I'd
Lynn Sem ple— O rinsby
jpelled to do so. These in d iv id ­
have been good about the whole thing and would just have
7 Convocation
uals are sitting on a fence. In
gniie aw ay nicely by now. he m used
This place was quiet,
Dennis O dekirk— Phi Tau
all p robability, they neither like
good for m using and m editation. Why should one dial such and-j
Taretsugu l’su ru tani— Pea- nor dislike the program s pre­
such a num ber for a one-minute prayer, he thought. H eally.j
Make your future #uece«s c n to in .
body
sented. If such a group were
in this hectic world, the peace to b«* found here, passeth all
CIioomGlbbx thorough serrelhrial
8. II mdhook
required to attend enough of
understanding, and is m uch better than a spoken prayer. I
training . . . Hie choife of »mart
cullefe women . . . and di«rimlSue D ild ay —O rm sbv
the concerts, they m igh t be
shall lift up m ine ears to this circu it, from whence com etli
DaliiiK employers.
M im i Muuss— O rinsby
m y strength. . . .
stim ulated to a degree of ap­
Special Course for College Women Write
Cb legeDeanfor GIBBS GIRLSATWONX
Polling
lie hung up. Try again. He dialed nine, was about to dial
preciation previously lacking.
D uncan Burdick— Phi D elt This, I suspect, was what was
tin* regular digits when he heard the busy signal.
He was
tra p p e d ' C roat drops of sweat stood out 011 his forehead.
Twent> per cent more people responsible for the large attendSom ething w ithin h im broke, lie hung up. grabbed his coat, applied for the positions as ance at Mr. D yer Bennett's
sla m m e d the door. W ithin 5 m inutes he was in front of Thin com m ittee c h airm en this year concert. In the future some of
•OSION it :! ; 21 Miiltxj'ouiti SI.
t , . - ' . 1 1 • J , . I5S A n ifll SI.
soup Hall
He stooped, scooped pebbles from the road, let than l a s t — I hope this increased these students m ig h t find themNl M YOU* 17 : | : . 230 pgr* Ave
MOntClAIR. NI. | t I I Plymouth S t
th e m fly at a certain third floor window . . . the light in the interest w ill continue to the selves attending the p rogram s
window blinked twice. . . . ’ ten” m inutes later M am ie and he com m ittee m e m ber level.
voluntarily. Should this be the
were in the theater, in tim e for the m a in feature.
Joe D unbeck case, the benefit derived from
from the editor's desk
the copper jungle
melting pot
"N o w i s
fth e t im e .."
A H H H U
S P R 1N Q
V A C A T IO N I
DO YOU HAVE YOUR LAWRENCE
T-SHIRTS, SWEATSHIRT and JACKET?
CONKEY'S BOOKSTORE
Faculty Committee Inspects
Hot Spots in Present Crisis
In an effort to stop the growin g p roblem of interdigg ital
relations on cam p us the adm in is tra tio n recently appointed a suD-committee
sub-committee to tne
the com-
----------------------- ——
' es ®ro°ks " as obtained this
t‘me as ^ le com m ittee felt it
necessary to instigate correc
**ve ,,rc"
m easures
u' « concerning
vv,.«.«:iiiiinj fur
mr
to the river bank. It so h a p ­
pened th a t subm arine races
were being staged that night
and activity was at its m a x i­
m u m . “ V isibility was p o o r,"
said the com m ittee, “ and we
were unable to see the races.
However . . .
therefore wre
,
,
condem n this place as a place
. . .
. .
0f scenjc
---- view w hich m igh t
contribute to the intellectual
aspirations or the stude nts."
The Lowrention 9
F rid a y , M a rc h 2 2 , 19 57
Solution
Sought
vehicle for trapping a h u sband.
The too - lig h t sweater, the
well-turned ankle, and the flut-
C O N T IN U E D F R O M P A G E 1 jtering eyelids are all part of a
...
, ..
.
.. com m on cam p aig n to turn the
this solution was not generally , ,
,
. . .
..
, .
1L1
*
w J fraternity m a n ’s thoughts to
considered feasible, the alterm a rria g e and dom esticity.
m ittee on sex to investigate ,liture arrangem ents. It was
native w as to de
em phasize
found that the furniture of P hi
The present incentive should
a ll d im ly lighted necking nooks K appa Tau was jn s t y l“ ‘ w i^
wom en, and thus, de - empha- . .
convince the w om en that
and caressing corners. W ith the tim es, functionally approThe com m ittee ended its ir
in size sex.
we m en are not interested in
Professors Jo h n Bucklew -and priate, but perhaps m isle ad in g vestigation
w ith
a
lengthy
W o m e n In v e s tig a te d
sex. M en d o n ’t get interested
W illia m
A.
Chaney
leading *n purpose. It was felt by the m eeting in the town g irls’ room
com
was set
of the fra te rn ity .1in M a in H all. The unsung
A c o mm
m ittee
m e e was
sei up
up to jn H Kjr j
m a rry jier j lls|
this crusade for “ m ore lig h t” 1niem bel s
however, that the
furniture heroes of the com m ittee, M i s s investigate wom en. The follow- because . . . .
The m ale re­
the faculty rolled into nigh gear was we|j
in accord with the Forter, Miss Friedlander, and ing is the opening p aragrap h
sponsibility
then,
is to assure
and began nightly v igilance desires of the chapter.
Miss M cC lung were present in of the ir eighty-seven page rew
om
en
students
that
we are
Follow ing an in triguing lead, a
secretarial
capacity
and
oi a ll likely troublesom e spots.
the
com
m
ittee
then
proceeded
m
uch
was
accom
plished.
port
on
Law
rence
fem
ales.
equally
as
eager
to
date
the
O rm sby s bushes were first
“ The three of us each took one sweet, innocent, and unsophis­
surveyed and found to be d a n ­
of the dorm s on c am p us and ticated Kill as we are to take
gerous but passable. Accord ­
contacted a n u m b e r of girls liv­ out a cam pus beauty q u een.”
in g to the two m en, this spot
ing in the respective houses. The report continued to gi\e
m a y lead to the dow nfall of
S im ila r attitudes were diseov- illustrations and exam ples of
m a n y p ro m isin g “ in d iv id u a ls ” ,
ered in every dorm itory , re- their point of view. They turnbu t the fa c t m ust be recogniz­
Poetry and .W h y ’’ was the showed how the im ag ery begins gardless of class. F reshm en, e(1 their research over to the
ed that “ lovies are an ever­
title? of Sunday s Fraternity with m usic and broadens into sophomores, juniors and sen i- C o m m !tt^ ° on ,A ^ ti0" : H^ 0
present phenom ena ” Chaney
J
present their plans under sepa*
F o ru m at w hich Miss Forter, hum an activity through the
ors alike— all regard sex as the ratp coverage.
says that such things even oc­
M r. Brooks, and M r. C aryl im agery of wharves and ships.
curred in the m e diev al, and
. V . , . W V U \ W W . V . W . V . W . ,A V A V W V . V . V - i
read some of their favorite She then reads three poems
Bucklew went out on the lim b
poems ranging from an early which
gave different treatto say that things like this
ballot “ E dw ard, E d w a rd ” to ments to the them e of the
w ill continue to happen in the
an excerpt from T. S. E lio t's passing of tim e, the brevity of
future in all likelihood. How
“ Burnt N orton.” P refacing the life: “ V irtue” by the 17th eenever, it is understood that they
readings, Mr. C ary l pointed out tury poet George H erbert; an
hired an
assistant in the ir
that poetry can be directed to excerpt from T. S. E liot's
work to keep watch du rin g the
,T, .
. ,
..
. the public as in the works of "B u rn t
N orton”
which,
ald a y . U nfortunately, the efforts Shakespeare, ur H is som e. though bul an „ tract> is c o m .
Morality Drive Results
In Poetry Reading Session
When Y ou Think
of Decorated Cukes
Think of
ELM TREE
ol this person were misunderstood by the local police de
p a rtm e n t and the m a n was
i i Wprl
ri»i‘pnilv
**(
Bush .Men
A ssisting Chaney and Buck
lew
were
H arold Schneider
thing private as in the poetry plete in itself; and “ Spring and
of the 19th century.
F a ll” by Gerferd M anley Hop*
^ r - Caryl s readings were kins.
from the Irish poets Yeats and
Mr.* Brooks, confessing more
Ja m e s Joyce, w hich included of a tendency tow ard rom anti*
“ Sailing to B y z a n tiu m ” and an cism . read a passage from
e x c e r p t from “ F in n e g a n ’s Tennyson's “ Morte d A ’rth u r .”
W ak e” ; a G e rm a n poem w hich R up ert Brooke's “ The G reat
over,”
er,’ a private poem , exand C h andler Rowe of the an he first paraphrased and then L ov
,............,
,'(*ad in G e rm a n ; and “ N ational presses again the poet's con*
Ph. 3 6655
thropology d e p a rtm e n t. 1 hey vVinterg ard e n ” by Crane about cern wit
with the brevity of life.
described their w'ork as pai t of a 1920 burlesque house, w hich He also read a selection of
an investigation to determ ine he said was perhaps too per- E d na St. V incent M illay and A V . ^ W . W A W i W . W . V A W . ’. W . V A W A V A V .
com parison between the 11a sonal.
“ The C h ie fta in ” by E d w a rd
lure of the rituals and habits
Miss P orter’s readings in- A rlington R obinson, an amusof love-making of
Law rence eluded thc old E n g lish ballad ing poem w hich M r. Brooks
society and those of the Bush “ E dw ard, E d w a rd ’’ w hich, as said was “ R o m a n tic is m in a
m e n of South A frica. It was she recalled one of her stu- backw ard w a y .”
concluded that the p re lim in d en t’s saying, is sort of a “ botFollow ing a brief discussion,
ary rites vary considerably tom lcss” poem. It not only has it was announced that the
but that the end is alw ays the a surprise ending, but is a F ra te rnity F o ru m is consider*a »ne.
poem in which the real q u ality ing sponsoring another poetry
Another place of m u ch ac can not be felt in one reading, reading in w hich Law rence
tiv ity , the Delt basem ent, was j n “ Song for the Last A c t” by students will read some of
investigated from top to hot Louise
Bogan,
Miss
F orter their own work.
to m . It was found that p n m i ---------- .--------------------------------------------liv e hedonism reigned as the
cerem onial m usic of jazz spur
red in d iv id u als on to greater
achievem ents. Bucklew reports
that
reactional biographies
were ra p id ly being m ade as
(The Barbers)
d im lights furnished delight
fill opportunities for the crea ­
tion of guilt com plexes.
The m ost acad e m ic orgies
It/r ite
Y o u
were found in Science H all,
course 309. co m p a ra tive an
to
C o m e in
atom y w ith em phasis on an
a to m ic a l design. Y oung statis
ticians
have
found
the
a t ic l S e e T h e m
O rm sby layout to be particu
la rly enlightening as they have
com piled figures w ith the aid
of newly acquired calib rated
binoculars. In that this is sort
of an e x tra c u rric u la r course of
(Across From Krombo's)
the most s tim u la tin g m a n n e r,
it was decided that biologists
were a n a tu ra l sort of people
and certainly had an interest­
ing view of life.
C ellar Clubs
R e alizing the great challenge
of the fratern ity basem ents
ond
the c o m m itte e felt it neces­
sary to view the situation
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The Lowrention
F rid a y , M a rc h 2 2 , 1957
Lettermen, Frosh
Feted at Banquet
Baseball Hope
Gathers Force
I t ’s possible that 1958 w ill see
the beginning of another B lu e!
and W hite tradition if the plans
now being fo rm u lated for bringThe Lawrence college athletic
board has announced the letter
Iow a; R ich a rd Roe- jng baseball to the cam p us are “ He hath a heart as sound as a b ell.”
M uch Ado ahout N othing. Act III.
V in ners for the V ik ing s’
inter f,cr’ k va n sto n , 111.; L arry Scott approved and serve a successl‘‘Som
e
of
us
w
ill
sm
art
for
it.”
sports. They were aw arded at
fo re s t, 111.; G a ry Scovel, fu j trial period,
Ib id ., A ct IV .
the ann u a l w inter sports b a n - ^ ulte ^es M ° rtes; VNalt SesA thletic D irector, A rth u r C. “ S m a ll have continual plodders ever won . .
Love's L a b o u r’s Lost, Act I.
quet which was held Tuesday sions. fr a n k lin 1'ark, 111.; Ted Denney says, “ Baseball is the
evening, M arch 19. in C o lm an
H igh lan d I’ark , 111.; R ay c o m ing thing at Law rence.” He “ W hat you do still betters w hat is d o n e."
The W in te r’s Tale, Act IV.
lia ll on the cam p u s.
.S herm an, M ilw au ke e; A1 Stark, has given the green light to
“ M ake haste; the better foot before.”
V arsity letter - w inners
in I a ^ e G e nev a; A rt C urtis, Mi- organize an in fo rm a l baseball
K ing Jo h n , Act IV .
v resiling are; sophom ore Paul arn* Shores, F l o r i d a ; Ja c k te a m this spring to two staunch “ By heaven, m ethinks it were an easy leap . . .”
King Henry IV ., P art I, Act I.
T u t e u r , E vanston. 111.; the V °e n a h
^
S u n d ' a d v <x*ates of the sport. Bill
“ God save the m a rk .”
te a m s senior c a p t a i n J im
F re sh m an n u m erals in swim-!. (>0 an
C e ° ir *. enoug
Ibid.
Hears of E lb u rn , 111.; and soph- m in g are to be aw arded to ,nlerest an(i enthusiasm are “ F ig h t till the last gasp . . .”
©mores C a rl Schw endler of Ap- Jo h n S tam berg er, M ilw aukee; shown at practice sessions this
K ing Henry V I., P a rt 1., Act. 1.
i .
„j
-u,,
i.'i P eter Sw itzer, West A llis; Rob- spring, it's a good bet that Law- “ ’Tis no tim e to ta lk .”
piston, and F re d S . a n of El- ^
c ? b e , MUw, u k w ; ,Ion at h , renr(. wiU ,.n trr H basebsll
K ing Henry V I., P art I I I ., Act IV .
........
....
n u r a , N. x.
an Rose, M
ilw..
auke e; R ich........
a rd
,“ A horse! a horse! m y kingdom for a horse!
In sw im m ing , the
varsity Dickey, Berkeley, C a lif.; W U - , n M 'dwest Conference
K ing R ich a rd , Act V.
aw ards are as follow s: co-cap- ija m P e r k i n s , W auw atosa; c o m Pot‘^‘on ' n the spring of I " I s ’t possible that so short a tim e can alter the condition of
tain s Rolf D ehm el. W auw atosa, M ichael M u r p h y ’ G reen B ay; 1958.
a m a n .”
Coriolanus, A ct V.
and Pete Dohr, Appleton; Soph- Donn K k dah l. C hicago; AnthAt a m eeting held in the un- “ The m u ta b le , rank-scented m a n .”
om orc» D ick B jo m so n of M ay. ony B ok, C a m d e n . M aine; and ion on M arch 13 fo rty.fjve
C oriolanus, Act. I.
wood. 111.; M ike
Lepawsky, Kodney S t e c h e r, N orthlake.
.
.
.“ This sweaty haste . . .**
B erkeley , C a lif.; BiU Je n kin s of IU
uterested
— -*-* —
m ale . -*.•*«—
students- heard
H a m le t, Act 1.
G reenw ich , Conn ; Bob Sw ain
Wood and Dohr outline the situ­ “ The tim e is out of joint . . .”
of M ilw aukee; and the team 's ^ 1 I i K
f A l I i
Ib id.
ation. They said that the big
m a n a g e r Mike Devine of Apple- I I I I A l l \ l I I I A I |\
“ O ne woe doth tread upon another’s heel, so fast they follow .”
problem facing them is fin a n ­
Ibid , Ac t
c ia l support. The school has ” ’Tis the breathing tim e of day with m e ,”
Coach Jo h n K r a u s e
has
n a m e d the follow ing as winBetas N ear C up
agreed to donate six bats and
Ib id .. Act V.
ners of varsity basketball letLast w eek’s in terfraternity a dozen halls. These w on’t last And when the track season is over, “ Cursed be he that m oves
ters: co-captains and seniors ac tion leaves Beta Theta Pi all long, however, and the athletic m y bones.” — Shakespeare's E p ita p h .
D ick Bine, N e e n a h ;
F rank but in possession of the Su
Cole, A ppleton; seniors War- prem acy C up. H av ing piled up departm ent is now in the proc- catc h e r’s
equipm ent, bases, year. He hopes that student en­
ren M anthey, Beaver D a m ; a lead of 325 points it is now ess of finding sufficient funds etc.
th u sia sm a t the practices this
m a n a g e r Don Laflin, N eenah; virtually' im possible for Phi to buy m ore bats and balls,
Wood and
D ohr explained
manager Don Hawkins, Elm- Delta Theta, their closest pur-1----------------------- 1 further, that if enough m en spring w ill w arran t a coach and
wood Park. Ill ; ju.uors Neil suer, to catch them , especially'
.
...
,
M
p a rticip ate in the practice
fin a n c ia l aid for the 1958 seaB u ck. Appleton; Bill W o o d , because the Betas have a fine ™
" llh
B ttas on ^
sions (b eginn ing im m e d iate ly son.
K im b e r ly ; Bert E llio tt, Fond track te am in the offing. If the
us gaining 300 points oxer the
after spring v ac a tio n), compeAnyone interested in p lay in g
d u L ac; Ja c k L ea th a m , II ins. Betas only place in both traek P h i Delts who ended up in tition w ill be sought fro m Rip- ball, who is not out for any
dale,
111.;
and
Ti iom
K
they
assur fourth place. The Sig F.ps were on, Oshkosh, and Stevens Point, spring sport, should contact
t ir t ir
in.,
i in u
mi
i\ayscr,
.t>M T , {,nd ^baseball,
.............. A
' V "are
’'
W n in rik a , III ; and sophomores ed of w innin g the Cup,
second and the Delts took
Coach Denney said that no Bill Wood at the Phi D elt house
was
It,II Welter of M e rrill; and Ja c k ......
V............
olleyball c o____
m p e tition
l,!!
____
_ in
... 11
___• In thee a r t ‘on of I hurs coach can be provided and that or Pete D ohr and the D e lt
com
pleted
last
week,
ending
V andeveld of W auw atosa.
a tie between the Betas and day. M arch 14. it was the Phi no gym credit w ill be given this house.
Freshm en receiving numerals in w restling are Robert N a­ Phi Delts fo r lirst place. Sig Delts taking three from the
son. K enilw orth, 111.; Charles m a P h i E psilon tak ing third.! Phi Tmis and thp Dt,Us win
O n Tuesdav night. M arch 12,1
.
„
Scruggs, C hicago; Robert Pol
the Betas beat the Sig E ps. " “ *« ‘ hrtl e ,r" m1
B‘‘ias, as
sin, Sheboygan; Jon VondraD elta Tau D elta defeated P h ii1 e Sli: t Inal S tan din g *:yc
cek. C hicago H eights, III.; R ob­
K a p p a Tau, and the Phi Delts
Beta Theta P i
16-B-O
ert L eM orticella, C h i c a g o
S ig m a P hi EpM lon
IS - M
took the Institute. On WednesD e lta T a u D e lta
1 4 -t-l
H eights, 111.; and Dean Jaros,
The V iking T ankers tasted He qu alified third in the in d i­
evening, the Phi Delts won
P h i Delta T heta
n-11-0
R ac ine .
P h i Kappa T au
l-22-l
over the Sig Eps, the Betas
both a bit of defeat and victory v idual m edley and second in
F reshm en receiving n u m e r­
This leaves only baseball
w hipped the Delts, and there
at the conference m eet M arch the 200 yd. backstroke in the
als in basketball are Robert
was a double forfeit between w hich starts M onday, A pril 15.
p relim ina rie s and retained both
B lust, H insdale. 111.; Karl Franand traek which will be on Sat­ 2 at G rinn e ll. Coach D avis's standings in the finals. He a l­
the Phi Taus and *‘T ute” .
ke. W ilm ette, 111.; Ken Haeburday. A pril 20, to decide the sw im m ers did as well as could most lost to Anderson of Knox
I Inal .Hlaiidlng«;
Phi Delta Theta
erlee. M ilw aukee; Len H all,
issue in interfraternity sports.
Beta Theta PI
be expected after re alizing the in the in d iv id u a l m edley by
Present t up S ta n d in g .:
Brookfield, III.; H arry HartoonSlttm a P h i F.|>silon
strength of G rin n e ll and Knox coasting into his last turn, but
Beta Theta PI
1575
Delta TttU Delt*
ia n , T igerton; T om H illm a n ,
Phi Delta Theta
1250
in the p re lim in a ry q u a lific a ­ a final burst of speed brought
Institute
Sinma Phi F.psilun
775
A ppleton; Joe H offm an. M il­
l-i
Phi Kappa T«u
tions on F rid a y night.
h im hom e. In the backstroke,
Delta Tau Delta
325
w aukee; R i c h a r d R am sey,
Bow ling
also
closed
last
P hi Kappa Tau
125
The meet was m a in ly d o m in ­ he paced Lovellette of Knox for
ated by sophom ores, especially the first 180 yds. and then p u ll­
those who gave m uch support ed out on the last turn to snare
to the G r i n n e l l
and Knox second.
D ick Bjornson was the toughsquads. Top honors went to Bob
P robsting of Knox who won the luck-kid of the m eet, failin g to
160 yd. ind. m edley and 440 yd. q u alify . He m issed his first
freestyle events w ith very ex­ turn in the 60 yd. freestyle and
ceptional tim es. It is surprising was unable to catch u p to the
that a Big Ten school d id n 't pack. In the 200 yd. backstroke
snare h im , as he has a great he was disqualified on one of
future in s w im m in g . J im J a c ­ his turns for turn ing over on his
obson of G rin n e ll was th e tith e r stom ach before reaching the
sophom ore standout, t a k i n g v\all
second behind P robsting in the
In the eyes of the Law rence
in d iv id u a l m edley and d o m in ­ team . B ill Jen kin s perform ed
atin g the backstroke.
some very ch am p ionsh ip dives
But all the glory did not be­ but was aw arded only a fourth,
long to these two team s. An­ lie m issed third by one point
other sophom ore by the nam e and had the ju d g in g been m ore
of M ike Lepaw sky, well known consistent, in the eyes of the
to m ost Law rentians by the rest of his te am m a te s , lie w ould
qu aint
red cap he wears, have pushed Lorrenz of Carlebrought some of the honors our ton for second.
w ay. After q u a lify in g second in
The only other points for the
the 200 yd. breast stroke be­ V iking squad cam e in the 4()0
hind Crocker of G rin n e ll, he yd. m edley relay, where the
sw am the best race of his c a ­ com b inatio n of D ehm el, Bjornreer in the finals, tak ing the son, L e p a w s k y , and D ohr
lead and never re lin q uishing it. placed 5th. Had th e ir tim e been
M ike showed him self a true 1} seconds better, they would
com petitor and c o 11 f e rence have picked off a third ahead
c h am p io n in w innin g the event of C arleton and St. O laf.
and proved the worth and value
Knox won the ch am p io n sh ip
ot h a rd tra in in g throughout the by c linch ing the 400 yd. free­
season. L aw rcnce can be proud style relay with a first to ac­
of h im .
c u m u la te a total of 63 points.
Varsity Trackmen and Coach Arthur Denney take a look at this year s track sched­ Closing out his college career G rin n e ll was a close second
of s w im m in g . R olf D ehm el. aft­
ule. Pictured from left to ri^ht are Ted Sutherland, Coach Denney, Joint Hoss, Dave er figh ting off a m ild case of w ith 55 followed by C arleton,
29; Cornell, 18; L a u re n c e 17;
Mnlford, and Dave Berganini.
flu last week, sw am up to par. St. O laf, 8; Monmouth, 1.
Shakespeare on Track
nr.
Tankmen Fifth in Conference,
Lepawsky First in Breastroke
A dagio
Announce Many Summer Job Conservatory
To Present
Chances for Student Service
M ore than 1000 students w ill
jo in projects of the A m e ric an
F riends Service C o m m ittee this
su m m e r Lew is Hoskins, E xecu­
tiv e Secretary, announced to­
day. Service projects w ill be
held in m e n ta l hospitals, cor­
rectional schools, settlem ent
houses, factories, and depress­
ed urban and ru ra l c o m m u n i­
ties. In addition the A FSC w ill
sponsor a variety of study proj­
ects centering on current po
litic a l and social issues.
The projects will be located
across the country. All will be
interfaith
and
in te rra cial;
m a n y w ill be international
P a rtic ip a n ts w ill live together
in groups of about 15. They will
draw upon c o m m u n ity resourc­
e's for recreational and eduea
tiun al p rogram s.
Work C a m p s in the states of
New Y ork, W ashington and
Texas w ill give young people
the opportunity to do m a n u a l
lab o r on projects of long-range
value. C am pers w ill gain in ­
sight into the problem s of m i­
g ran t laborers, A m e ric an In ­
d ia ns and L a tin A m erican s in
this country. There are also
lim ite d openings for overseas
service.
Students w ill get factory jobs
in Internes-in-lndustry projects
to learn the problem s of an in ­
dustrialized society. Some eve­
nings they w ill meet w ith lead­
ers of labor, m a n a g e m e n t and
social science. Projects w ill
take place in Chicago. D enver,
Louisville, Lynn, M ass., and
P ittsbu rg h .
S u m m e r and year-round In ­
ternes - in -C o m m u n ity Service
projects w ill give a practical
in troduction to urban problem s.
W o rking out of settlem ent hous­
es in Chicago, Louisville and
O a k la n d , volunteers w ill help
integrate ethnic and ra c ia l m i­
norities into city life.
First - hand experience with
the treatm ent of problem s of
Student Recital
m ental health and juv enile de­
linquency w ill be provided by
Institutional
Service
Units.
M em bers will work as attend­
ants
i n
m e nta l
hospitals,
schools for the retarded and
correctional institutions. There
will be Units in A rizona, D e la ­
ware, Ind iana. M aine, New
Mexico, New Y ork, Ohio and
Oregon.
C o m m u nity Service U nits in
Mexico and E l Salvador w ill of­
fer su m m e r or year-round serv­
ice in Latin A m erican Villages.
Volunteers w ill help in pro­
gram s of health, education,
agriculture, construction and
recreation.
Study P rogram s
In addition to these work pro­
gram s, there will be a num be r
of study program s.
Peace C aravans w ill travel
am ong com m unities in the M id­
dle A tlantic states. P artic ip a nts
will work w ith churches, serv­
ice clubs and other groups to
stim ulate public interest in in ­
ternational problems.
A week - long Institute in
W ashington. D. C. w ill exam ine
GO BY YELLOW
changing patterns of race re­
lations in A m erica. P a rtic i­
pants w ill visit governm ent and
private agencies at the C apital,
and m ake field trips to cities
both nortli and south of W ash­
ington.
P rojects of the A FSC, an in-1
dependent organization found­
ed by Q uakers, include young
m en and women of every creed.
A pplication form s or in fo rm a ­
tion m ay be obtained by w rit­
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Chicago 2, Illinois.
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A llegro eon fuoco
Friday, M a rc h 22, 1957
C arol llagedorn, violin
*
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•
Suite
K renek
N ig htfall
G riffes
E sther D e itc h m a n n , flute
*
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*
L a u ra !>>e Guest, piano
Carol H agedorn. L a u ra Lee
R om ance
D ebussy
Guest,
Caroline
Rosenthal, W ith Verdure Clad
Te Souviens-tu?
G o d a rd
Si m es vers avaien t
Joyce Freiberg, E sth er Deitch-' (The C reation)
lla y d n des ailes
'
lla h n
m ann . Row an S chm idt, and
C aroline Rosenthal, soprano
Row an Schm idt, soprano
Sandi Kinyon w ill be featured
*
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*
*
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*
Poulenc
on the student recital this after- P rayer
Bloch Pastorale
*
Toccata
Poulenc
noon at 3 30 in the conserve-j
Jo y ce Freiberg, cello
Sandi K inyon, piano
tory recital hall.
The accom panists for the
p rogram
are
Sue
Fortney,
Frances Bubolz, A llen B o n d e ,;
P a tric ia M iller, and Carol B a r •.
den.
The p rogram is as follows:
Sonata in D M inor
N ardini
Sloppy Poppy
ifftCI N O U N .
Rocher Hocktr
O K L A H O M A A • If
J I D JACO M O N .
Viper Typer
JOHNS N O M IM I
Luckies Taste Better
•‘ IT’S TOASTED” TO TASTE BETTER
n o o v c i or
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The Lawrentian
F rid a y , March 2 2 , 19 57
Published every week during the college year except vacation* by the
l.av rentian Board of Contiol ot Lawrence College, Appleton. Wisconsin. Enlered as second class matter, September 20. 1910. at the post office ai Apple­
ton Wisconsin, under the act of March 3, 1879. Printed by the Post Publish­
ing company, Appleton. Wisconsin. Subscription rate is $3 00 per year. Phone
S-f>.)77 ext. 52.
ED IT O R - IN - C H IK F ............................................... Ja m e s Beck
Phone 3 5824
B U S IN E S S M A N A G E R .......... .............................. Jo h n W insor
Phone 3 5824
M A N A G IN G E D IT O R ..................................... H elen Lofquist
Sports Co-Editors ................... Fred C a lla h a n . Bert W alker
News E ditors ..
Pen Kegel, Sally K e ller, N ancy R entner
M usic E d i t o r ............................. ........................... G ly n n Rounds
Photo S t a f f ....................................... Russ D ashow , J im D avis
N E W S E D IT O R FO R T H IS ISSU E .................. Sally K eller
from the editorial board
a profound crisis
The Editorial Board of the Lawrentian has been in­
creasingly disturbed at a growing tendency 011 the part of
the Administration. Our awakening awareness concerns
t h e Adm inistrations profoundly distrustful attitude
toward the “ sexual” activities of the Lawrence student
body. We must speak frankly. It has become apparent
that the Administration is taking concrete measures in an
attempt to curb and channel the students’ sexual drives.
The Administration is making a concerted effort to drive
our sexual creativity into barren and sterile fields. The
profound emphasis placed on activities such as Fraternity
Forums, Student Government, Convocations, Artist Series,
Film Classics besides the alarmingly importanf athletic
Contests and required class attendance is an indication of
the de-emphasis on sex at Lawrence.
The Editorial Hoard feels these frustrating attempts of
the Administration must stop! It is of profound concern
that corrective measures be taken to regenerate a healthy
and vital interest in sex. to insure the development of Law­
rence for greater service! '
Vanishing Lawrence Scene?
melting
pot
kaleidoscope
B Y L E E M O R R IS S O N
H O W TO G E T A “ C ” IN A
COURSE
F o r those of you who are try ­
ing to bring a 3 point average
dow n to a m ore socially ac­
ceptable level, and for those
who are a ttem p ting to re m ain
at a semi-socially acceptable
college, this article is respect­
fully subm itted by m em bers of
the g rad uating senior
class
who have becom e m asters in
the art of getting a C in a
course.
At the beginning of the se­
m ester take a seat in the front
row if possible. Subsequent a l­
phabetical a rra n g e m e n t w i l l
place you in a more com fo rta ­
ble position (but you know that
old adage about first im pres­
sio ns!) The next requirem ent
is the acquisition of the course
text book or books. They m ay
be begged, borrowed, or stolen,
or charged to the book-store
(p ay ing the bill m a y often be
postponed until late into the
spring when it is tim e for the
book to be returned.) W henev­
er you attend class you m ust
alw ays ap pe ar w ith the book.
IM P O R T A N T : Do not read the
book! It is m erely a prop.
CLASSROOM
B E H A V IO R :
The
im po rtan ce
of staying
aw ake at all tim es cannot be
underestim ated. Adverse in cli­
nations m ay be com pensated
for by the use of various stim ­
ulants or the sharp elbows of
your neighbor. D uring class­
room lectures or
discussions
you m ust nod your head fre­
quently and look straight into
the professor’s eyes w ith great,
feigned com prehension. N O T E:
This m ust not be overdone, for
he m a y call on you. and to be
betrayed by your m ute, naked
ignorance can be most e m b a r­
rassing and often in ju rio u s!
At the close of the period
great care m ust be taken not
to ap pe ar too eager to leave.
Keep your notebook open and
your pencil poised for approx­
im ately 45 seconds after the
professor has finished. This de­
lay m a y be quite unnerving at
the tim e, but it w ill reap in ­
n u m erab le dividends.
CLASSROOM
A T T E N D ­
A N C E : This function m a y be
varied according to the stu­
dent's in d iv id u a l taste, but the
authors have found that oneh a lf
to
two-thirds of the re­
quired tim e discounting Satur­
days, is m ore than adequate.
N O T E-T A K IN G : In
addition
to the possession of a book it
is necessary to have a wellthum bed notebook w ith you at
all tim es. The im portance of
taking notes cannot be under­
estim ated — this is the core of
the m a x im u m effort of each
and every steadfast C student.
PERSONAL
CO NTACT
W IT H IN S T R U C T O R : W e have
established before the im po r­
tance of im pressions. There­
fore we have found it to be of
the utm ost necessity to keep in
contact w ith your instructor.
The purpose of these well-timed
conferences is to establish a
m ore understanding
rapport
between yourself and h im . A l­
ways
apologize h um ble for
your previous class absences,
and express a sincere desire
to catch up w ith the work m iss­
ed.
TEST S: It is
preassum ed
and undeniably valid knowl­
edge that tests m ust never be
cut. The only preparation nec­
essary for these em otionally
disturbing events is a brief surveilance or your class notes.
Read them through, picking
out one or two seem ingly im ­
portant them es, to w hich you
are to correlate a ll re m a in in g
data. As college professors are
inordinately fond of asking but
one or two questions, the stu­
dent is assured of a 40 to 50 per
cent credit for his flig ht into
the unknown.
F I N A L E X A M IN A T IO N S :
A pp rox im ately the sam e prep­
aration is em ployed as is cited
above, w ith the exception that
the student should be prepared
to be m ore fluent in the ex­
pression of these sam e elem en­
tary them es. This m a y be ac­
com plished by the use of re­
w ording, rephrasing, re a rra n g ­
ing. bluntly restating, and the
creative use of your innate
im ag ina tio n. This m a y be a id ­
ed greatly by scanning your
class notes w hile w aiting in
line for your ex am in ation and
thinking up infinite num bers of
synonym s.
A ll prevously stated proce­
dure, in order to be effective
m ust be accom panied by a
poignant note at the conclusion
of the ex am . This should ex­
press appreciatio n of the in-
To the E dito r:
Like m an. I ’m bugged. I
m ean, you know? Like I ’m set
up w ith this doll, we hit a flic k
and then m ake the scarf scene.
So m uch for the intro., 1 m e an,
like we w ant to m ingle before
we split, you know? So we try
to m ake the make-out scene,
but m a n, it ’s nowhere! I m ean,
where do you fall by, you
know? So this P lato was a
sw inging cat, but m a n. I don 't
dig this hand-holding bit.
Lee. B. Dough
TO TH E L A W R E N T IA N :
In spite of Law rence's a p ­
parent concern
for develop­
m e nt of the physical plant of
the college, the lack of interest
in one p a rticu lar kind of fa c ili­
ties is deplorable.
Strolling
through the cam p us at night,
one sees scores of frustrated
couples w andering aim lessly,
glancing furtively over the ir
shoulders every few steps. . .
LACKING ANY P LA C E TO
G O W H IC H
W OULD
PRO­
V ID E SUFFICIENT P R IV A ­
CY FOR WHAT MOST COLL E G E S R E C O G N IZ E /AS T H E
M O S T FREQUENTLY IN*
hi LGED-IN INTRA-COLLEG IA T E A T H L E T IC A C T IV IT Y .
„ Law rence m en have athlet­
ic facilities which are m ore
than adequate. Law rence w o m ­
en have access to the cam p us
gy m n a siu m , which is m erely
adequate; BUT F A C IL IT IE S
F O R CO - E D U C A T IO N A L
W R E S T L IN G A R E C O N S P IC ­
U O U SL Y M IS S IN G . Those of
the ad m in istra tio n who
are
proponents of chaperones, the
40 w att bulb, both feet on the
floor etc., fa il to realize that
FRUSTRATED
MEN A N D
WOMEN DO N O T MAKE
G O O D ST U D EN T S. How m uch
longer are we of the Law rence
fa m ily to *b e deprived of a
suitable “ front p a rlo r? ”
R a p ie r W itt
structor’s success in creating
a
com pletely com prehensive
(b rainw ash in g) test.
If the entire m ethod is strict­
ly adhered to, this tried a n d
true a cade m ic approach c a n ­
not f a ir but earn a nice, a ver­
age, com fortable C.
•For the student attempting to tem­
per a 3 point the personal note on tho
examination may be eliminated.
When You're
by Chester Field
LOOKING FOR GIFTS
You'll Find Them ot
It Is Presumably Against such aspects of life at Law­
rence as this one pictured above, that the recent and
momentous action of the Administration is directed. The
Lawrentian here reproduces this scene as in the spirit of
historical commemoration.
r
There s a thrill in
store for you when
your favorite clothes
come b a c k
really
C-L-E-A-N
looking
from
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