SCrewed - John A. Martins
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SCrewed - John A. Martins
A VERY HOBOKEN HANUKKAH: SEE P. 11 FOR DETAILS hudson weekly THE WATERFRONT’S ALTERNATIVE VOICE VOL. 1, NO. 1 >> DEC. 3—17, 2004 we’Re SCrewed Local activists weigh in on what they expect from another four years of George W. Bush. p.4 PLUS: The New Jersey National Guard sends a possibly threatening letter to an inactive serviceman. p.3 INSIDE: ALSO: Live! on the Left Bank: Your guide to nightlife in Downtown JC and HOB. p.6 Devout grandma consorts with the devil! The Grid: Everything you need to know about bars. Honestly. p.7 Italian Village working girl bemoans hectic life of an urban princess! and.... Weekly Digest: News that makes a difference to your neighborhood See Abuela’s Catholic Heresy, p.5 See Urban Alles, p.5 Film explores life at best prison camp ever! See Theater & Dance, p. 10 hudson weekly DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 contents Since 2004. A locally produced, independent newsweekly. cover story GOD, GUNS, GAYS & GRIZZLIES . . 4 After last month’s presidential election, many Democrats and other progressively-minded individuals are left wondering what they can expect... It doesn’t look good. By Mary Barr, Walt Boraczek, Edithe Fulton, Greg Remaud and Kathleen Wood DIVINE INSPIRATION . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8 Is your band playing? Tell us! Get listed! Hoboken-based artist Ken Jan Woo partnered with an art school buddy to create a profoundly personal icon for the apse of a Manhattan church. The result: beautiful works of devotional art that engage both the mind and the spirit. The cover: Illustration Bushaganda by Scott Sjobakken ® departments LETTERS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X You know you want to write one. OPINIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X We have them. Really. 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X permission of Hudson Weekly, take more than Yummy treats. one copy of each Hudson Weekly issue. 2 • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com I sure wish some Jersey grandma would tell me my future... See Abuela’s Catholic Heresy! news weekly digest XX City Budgets XX Education XX Around City Hall XX Public Power 3 Open Governments XX Letter from Union City XX BY HW STAFF (Play)ground rules Hoboken’s People for Open Government work to refine checks on pay-to-play A government reform organization in Hoboken was victorious last month in passing a referendum introducing pay-to-play legislation to the Mile Square City, and now that the law has gone into effect, People for Open Government is gearing up its efforts at making sure the law is followed. “As it was, it was a stupendous margin of victory,” said Ann Graham, a Grand Street resident who heads the POG coalition. “We believe we have a tremendous mandate to move forward with this and change the climate of government in Hoboken.” The ordinance, formally called the Public Contracting Reform Ordinance, was passed by a vote margin of nine to one. The law makes it illegal for the city to award any contracts to a business that has donated to a candidate, political party or political action committee within two years of the contract. The PCRO also places caps on political donations, topping out at $500 from individuals or $2,500 for businesses. The intent of the law, Graham said, was to stop the practice of political patronage in Hoboken. Arguing that the awarding of no-bid contracts to campaign contributors undermines a municipality’s fiscal responsibility, Graham said the law will enhance competitive bidding and lower the cost of services for which the city contracts. A phone call to the city’s public affairs office was not returned by press time. Vocabulary for the uncool Now that the law has been enacted, POG is setting up a watchdog committee that will monitor the city’s adherence to the new law. “When contracts come up, we will be there to insist that our ordinance is adhered to,” Graham said. The group will have a general meeting in January to discuss the formation of the committee. “We’re developing a structure,” she said. “(POG) has been a very loose coalition of people. We are now working on structure. We’ll establish legal committees, voter registration committees and just try to reach out to get some new ideas.” The process in getting the question on the ballot, Graham said, was initially pretty easy. Hoboken residents were eager to sign the petition, and while POG only needed 650 signatures, they were able to get more We believe we have a tremendous mandate to move forward with this and change the climate of government in Hoboken. than 1,000. The petition and its signatures then had to be certified by the City Clerk. Upon certification, POG presented the ordinance to the City Council to give it an opportunity to pass it on its own. The City Council voted not to pass POG’s version of the PCRO and instead introduced one that mirrored the far weaker version that the state Legislature produced. When the question went to a vote, 9,573 citizens voted in favor of it while 1,099 voted to defeat it. Veiled threat A peek into a former soldier’s mailbox BY ANONYMOUS GOVT. EMPLOYEE The following letter was sent two weeks ago to a former Army medic who, after serving a full eight years of duty, contractually separated from the Army in Nov. 2000. Alerts X Development Watch XX Gossip X Bull Market XX Miscellany hudson weekly DEC. 3–DEC. 17, 2004 GOT A TIP? Call our tip line at (201) 892-3553 or email: [email protected] Dear Former Servicemember: Our records indicate that you have been discharged within the last three years. Your experience and knowledge gained will prove to be beneficial to your future. We hope your tour with the New Jersey Army National Guard has been productive. Sometimes members find it necessary to leave due to circumstances such as job conflicts, personality conflicts, or even family conflicts. Your membership is still valuable to this organization. You can retain your former MOS or retrain. If location was a problem for you we can find an opening closer to your residence. If you are still under your military obligation, and in the Inactive Reserves, you may want to consider coming back to the Guard, as the IRR has begun its activation process. For more information call (732) 349-6090. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • 3 Gay Rights W hen I contemplate four more years of George W. Bush, I see ahead what I’ve seen before: Bush-league politics. Bush has defined his first presidency with the characteristics of division, deception and deflection, and he promises only more of the same in the next four years. The small-minded philosophy that extols the virtues of making one feel superior to another because the other is indeed “other” is an abhorrent brand of playground politics. Great leaders have been defined by their ability to unite all people in a singularity of purpose. Bush-league politics caters to the simplest of base human instinct and leaves elevated thinking to those on the fringe. When you look at leaders like Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Abraham Lincoln, their message was centered around what we all share in common, not aimed at dividing Americans by focusing on our differences. When leaders consciously aim to unify rather than divide, it is then that this nation will live up to the greatness promised to us by our founders. f Bush continues on his current path of creating a society of “cool kids” and “losers” — where only those who think like him are allowed “in” — this nation and her citizens will surely suffer. Let us instead answer the higher call to celebrate the unique gifts in each of us. Let us work toward helping one another, linking our arms and hearts I Education A pursuing, together, our individual dreams. My dream is that someday I will find a special someone and build a family. And as an American, I deserve the promise of that dream. I should be no less entitled to live my dream because my special someone is also a man. eorge W. Bush would have you believe that gay men, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered and intersexed people are less entitled to our American dream because our version of the dream is different from his. I find that sad. I find it sad that in a time of such turmoil around the globe, our president has focused America on a battle to rob me of my dream. Try as he might to take it from me, my dream will live on. If not for me, then for someone who comes after me, but my dream will live on. And in the lives of the first legally wed same-sex couple in the United States, my dream will be fulfilled. It is time to raise the bar on our leaders and expect them to expect more from the American people. I pray that the leaders of tomorrow will hold to a loftier truth, the truth that we truly are “one nation [under God, if you like] indivisible, with liberty and justice for ALL.” G P resident George W. Bush’s new Medicare prescription drug benefit program may be wonderful for many people. There is some concern, however, as to how it will impact low-income citizens with disabilities. Currently, the state of New Jersey has an excellent program called Pharmaceutical Assistance for the Aged and Disabled, or PAAD, which is funded through casino revenue. Under this program, low-income seniors and people who become unable to work because they sustain a disability receive their medications at a cost of $5 per prescription. There is some worry that the new Medicare benefit might supplant this outstanding program, which should most certainly not be eliminated. In addition, some extremely low-income people with disabilities are currently dually-eligible for both Medicare and Medicaid benefits. These individuals currently receive their medications from their local pharmacy, at no cost, under Medicaid. When the Medicare drug benefit Jeer #1: Vouchers n his first term, George W. Bush proved a staunch supporter of using public funds to pay for private school tuition. He tried to insert a voucher program into his so-called No Child Left Behind law, and successfully forced a voucher program on Washington, D.C. residents who clearly preferred that the money be used instead to help their public schools. In a second Bush term, look for redoubled efforts to take needed resources away from public education and give it to private and for-profit schools that lack accountability and do not produce the promised results. I Jeer #2: No Child Left Behind In a show of bipartisanship, the House and Senate passed Bush’s signature education program, the so-called No Child Left Behind law, in 2002. Progressives lined up behind the proposal because it promised an unprecedented infusion of federal resources to help schools meet high performance standards. n every budget he has submitted so far, however, Bush has failed to fund the program as he promised. The result: a $17 billion (and growing) shortfall in funding and a vast new array of unfunded mandates for I I Kathleen Wood is the director of the Hudson branch of Heightened Independence and Progress (hip), an disabled rights advocacy organization. She can be reached at 533-4407. W schools. In a second term, look for even less funding. After all, inadequate funding guarantees more so-called failing schools, allowing Bush to push even harder for his favored solution: private school vouchers. Jeer #4: Health Insurance n a second Bush term, look for more generous giveaways to the pharmaceutical and insurance industries with no meaningful attempt to reign in other health care costs. All working class Americans, including school employees, are paying the price for his failure to address the health care cost crisis in our country. Edithe Fulton is president of the 188,000member New Jersey Education Association, which represents teachers, education support professionals, retirees and student members throughout New Jersey. T Environment Walt Boraczek is the executive director of JCLGO, Jersey City’s lesbian and gay outreach organization. He can be reached at [email protected]. Jeer #3: Worker’s rights n his first term, Bush advocated a massive rollback in worker’s overtime rights. Millions of the country’s lowest-paid workers, including some school employees, found themselves without the right to collect overtime pay, even if they are forced to work overtime hours. In a second Bush term, look for Bush’s anti-unionism to grow even more blatant, with continued attacks on workers’ right to organize, to demand fair compensation and to enjoy safe working conditions. BY KATHLEEN WOOD becomes fully effective, dually-eligible individuals will be shifted from the Medicaid drug benefit to the Medicare plan. This will make it necessary for each person to choose a pharmacy based on a formulary that carries her medication under the Medicare plan. his creates two potential disasters for a vulnerable population. Firstly, some seniors and people with disabilities may be simply overwhelmed by having to sort through complicated plan formularies, preventing them from getting all the medication they need. Secondly, the plan’s formularies will force these people to use a predetermined pharmacy instead of a pharmacy they can actually get to. Most low-income people with disabilities don’t drive and cannot walk to stores outside their immediate neighborhood. Proximity may become a life and death issue. hat environmental policies should we expect during the second term of President George W. Bush? In short, it will be an even more vigorous dissolution of the environmental legislation that protects our air, land, water, wildlife and public health. This administration believes in privatizing what most Americans strongly hold to be our common natural heritage and shared natural resources. During President Bush’s first three years in office, resource extraction corporations received huge taxpayer subsidies and more than 300 major U.S. environmental laws were rolled back. Even our most basic safeguards like the Clean Water Act, Clean Air Act, and Endangered Species Act have been weakened. The Bush administration’s dismantling of America’s important environmental regulations is well documented. So, let’s sample what this means for our state. ew Jersey has the largest number of Superfund sites in the nation. In BY EDITHE FULTON s educators, we have serious concerns about President Bush’s education and labor policies. His first four years brought an unprecedented assault on public schools in the form of the massive unfunded mandates of No Child Left Behind and a push for taxpayer funded private school vouchers. His second term seems likely to continue that pattern. We fear that “four more years” will turn into “four more jeers.” I Rights of the disabled BY WALT BORACZEK N BY GREG REMAUD 2003, Bush and his EPA Director, former N.J. governor Christie Whitman, would not support renewal of the tax on oil and chemical companies that funded this vital program. Superfund now has no money. “So, the burden of cleaning hundreds of toxic waste sites falls to the state and municipalities that cannot afford the costs,” says Bob Spiegel, a noted Superfund expert. Water quality throughout the Hudson-Raritan Estuary has improved dramatically with the reduction of raw sewage flows that come from combined sewer systems after heavy rains. The Bush administration scuttled rules that would end these vile outflows into our rivers and bays. Important environmental restoration projects — most notably at Liberty State Park, Hudson County’s Lincoln Park and the Meadowlands — have not been funded as promised through the United States Army Corps of Engineers. ound environmental policy always leads to strong long-term economic gains. But, when a good corporate citizen like PSEG took the initiative to reduce its emissions below mandated levels, it was financially disadvantaged by the Bush administration’s subsidies to old, heavily polluting Midwestern coal plants. These out-of-state industries account for a significant portion of New Jersey’s air pollution. According to environmental attorney and Waterkeeper Alliance president Bobby Kennedy Jr., “You simply can’t talk honestly about the environment today without criticizing this president. George W. Bush will go down as the worst environmental president in our nation’s history.” S Greg Remaud is Preservation Director for NY/NJ Baykeeper. Prisoners and addiction-related issues I attended a conference where the director of the White House’s Office of Faith Based Initiatives reminded us of Bush’s $100 million proposal to help exoffenders re-enter society. Everyone applauded politely. But afterwards there were big questions. Many of the clergy wondered, ‘If he says everyone should get a second chance, why is the average sentence for a first time, non-violent drug offender longer than the average sentence for rape, child molestation, bank robbery or manslaughter?’ Residential treatment providers asked why they couldn’t get funding for centers where women can bring their children. Many social workers wondered why the funds didn’t get put into job skills and education, the two major deterrents to crime. Eighty-five percent of prisoners are imprisoned for 4 • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com BY MARY BARR drug-related crimes. And 85 out of 100 prisoners released will be back in prison because they still can’t get a job, or a break. Sixty-five percent of prisoners read below the sixth-grade level, but every year funding is cut for education. And the corrections budget continues to rise. t costs $32-42,000 a year to house someone in prison. Let’s take the lower number and pretend that the 650,000 prisoners being released this year only did a year. That cost us $208 billion dollars! Makes $100 million seem skimpy. While alternatives are 15 times more effective and one-third the cost of prison, real change will come when we treat substance abuse as a health concern, not a moral failing. I Mary Barr heads Conextions, a Secaucus-based advocacy organization focusing on prisoners and addiction-related issues. She can be reached at 863-2771 or at [email protected]. diversions Urban Alles hudson weekly Hudson Weekly accepts short satirical essays, humorous musings and/or angry screeds for its Diversions page. To submit an entry, email: [email protected] crossword BY BEVIN BERMIINGHAM When ol’ fashioned muscle ain’t enough W hen I purchased a bed from a craigslist posting six months ago, I was required to disassemble and pick up said bed myself. I enlisted the help of one of the handiest people I know—who very conveniently owns an SUV. Karen’s help was key in two regards: I needed a vehicle that could accommodate a full-size mattress and frame. More crucially, I have very little aptitude when it comes to anything involving a power tool. t the last minute, personal issues required Karen to cancel, but I managed to get a pinch-hitter by way of Kirsten, another SUV-owning friend. She picked me up at my apartment and I joined her, carrying as many bungee cords as I could gather (about six) and my girlfriend’s cordless drill. I thought that by coming with such an all-encompassing tool, this task wouldn’t be a challenge. I’d seen the GF do amazing things A with this orange Black & Decker masterpiece and had long ago apologized for giving her a hard time when she bought it. irsten and I arrived and met the woman who I had only scant email correspondence with. Like most people who post to www.craigslist.org, she was undeniably wacky. She confessed to us that she was a private investigator who had recently moved out of the shared house the bed was in while leading us up not one but three flights of stairs (not mentioned in the advertisement). She showed us the piece of furniture, collected my $200 in cash and told me it was a “really lucky bed” for her. Trying not to be sketched out by her description or the extremely odd smell in the nearly empty room, I surveyed the task and asked where we should start. The “lucky” seller didn’t answer, she promptly went back downstairs, admonishing us not to disturb any of the art lining all of the hallways between Kirsten’s Rav-4 and the bed. K abuela’s catholic heresy* FOR THE WEEKS OF DEC. 3–DEC. 17 See URBAN — p. 10 ARIES history lesson This week’s ostensibly memorable events DECEMBER 3 1931 Acid indigestion sufferers across the globe are given reprieve when Alka Seltzer debuts on the market, simultaneously creating opportunities for pre-teen sadists and sheer terror for the world’s sea gulls. 1980 making him the first chief executive to travel outside the country while in office. 1977 Jean-Bedel Bokassa, alleged cannibal and husband of 17 wives who ruled the Central African Empire, crowns himself emperor in a ceremony believed to have cost more than $100 million. 1991 Democratic N.J. Congressman Frank Thompson Jr. of Trenton was convicted on charges of public corruption after being one of five federal officials caught by the FBI accepting money from agents posing as representatives of a fictitious Arab sheik. Pan American World Airways, the company that ushered in the era of intercontinental air travel and former employer of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, ceases operations after declaring bankruptcy. 1984 DECEMBER 5 More than 2,000 people are killed and almost 60,000 injured when a poisonous gas cloud leaks from a Union Carbideaffiliated pesticide plant in Bhopal, India. Victims and their families are still trying to hold Union Carbide and its parent, Dow Chemical, accountable for the incident. 1992 The double-bottom Greek tanker “Aegean Sea” runs aground at the port of La Coruña, Spain, spilling 21.5 million gallons of crude oil into the sea. This spill is the second to have occurred in La Coruña; 28.1 million gallons of crude were spilled in 1976. DECEMBER 4 1875 William Marcy Tweed, the “Boss” of New York City’s infamous Tammany Hall political organization, escapes from debtor’s jail in New York and flees to Cuba and then Spain, where he worked as a sailor. He was discovered a year later and extradited to New York. 1918 U.S. President and former N.J. governor Woodrow Wilson sets sail for France to attend the Versailles Peace Conference, 1492 Christopher Columbus —father of globalization, disgraced governor, geriatric eschatologist and apparently bastard son of at least four European countries — discovers the island Hispaniola. 1848 U.S. President James Polk, perhaps starting the American presidential tradition of witlessly ignoring the obvious, declares the existence of the California Gold Rush a good 10 months after it began. The Gold Rush, in addition to sparking a wave of Chinese immigration, also led to the emergence of poorly governed cities and vigilantism. 1908 Numerals are first used on college football uniforms at the University of Pittsburgh. 1934 At the urging of premier Josef Stalin, the U.S.S.R. executes 66 people for treason after Stalin’s Leningrad-based protégé, Sergei Kirov, is assassinated. This begins the Great Purge, which persecuted, imprisoned, exiled or executed an estimated seven million people. See HISTORY — p. 9 LEO The earth god travels through your house of identity from Sat 4 to Thu 16, prompting you to question the basic principles by which you live your life. You will be tempted to make extreme lifestyle changes, all while convincing yourself that you could manage being more impulsive and daring. The war god and the love goddess stroll through your house of self-expression the week of Dec 5, giving you boundless energy to socialize and experiment. While this will please you, a strong female figure will disapprove. TAURUS An uncomfortable tone of intensity will affect all your social interactions from Sat 4 through Thu 16, making you seem either brusque with co-workers or manipulative to friends and lovers. The winged-footed god is traveling backwards, which will impede everyday tasks from Sat 11 through Tue 14. You might misplace your keys or lose an important phone number, and your patience for dealing with this will be markedly diminished. The sky god will lure you into taking shortcuts or bending the rules at this time, but you must avoid the temptation. GEMINI Ego-related tensions at your home crystallize the weekend of Dec. 3-5, and it’s best to go along and not overtly resist. It’s important to keep your humor throughout this period, as the planet of the earth god conjoins the planet of the love goddess from Sat Dec 4 through Thu 16. The sky god will oppose himself from Mon 13 to Fri 17, making money a bit tight around the holidays this year. This will cause you to naturally feel shitty about your income level and professional goals. You will be irritable and no fun to be around, especially at work. Lighten up. CANCER The sea god traveling through your fifth house of self-expression from Sat 4 through Thu 16 distorts your perception of children, lovers and your creative potential in an irrational light. There is a great potential for miscommunication in your chart this month, as the planet of the winged-footed god is moving backwards until Mon 20. He will create a variety of situations on the way, however, some of which may work to your favor. From Mon 6 through Thu 9, ideas and intellectual endeavors you may have had in the past gain new momentum, at least for the time being. *TRANSLATED FROM THE COLLOQUIAL SPANISH CAPRICORN The planet of the love goddess takes a stroll through your second house of material possessions from Wed 15 through Fri 17, tempting you to buy a luxury item or spend lavishly on other things. If you are married or share your finances with another, it is strongly suggested that you reign in your compulsion to throw money away. The war god opposes your moon from Tue 14 through Fri 17, making any possible confrontation potentially explosive. VIRGO The winged-footed travels through your second house of material possessions from Fri 3 to Sun 5, creating an environment of meetings, paperwork and everything else having to do with finances. The war god making his approach into your first house of identity gives you a boost of physical energy, which will probably make you want to do a million things at once. Take it slowly, though, because your sun is opposed to the war god this weekend and any exceptional multi-tasking will end in frustration. If unattached, go out and circulate socially from Mon 13 through Fri 17. SCORPIO The planet of the god of the underworld makes an appearance in your first house of identity from Fri 3 through Tue 14, bringing all your dissatisfactions with yourself to the surface. A nice visit from the sky god in your tenth house of ambition on Fri 3, however, primes the experience to be more positive than negative. The changes you crave will seem possible, and you will look seriously into making them happen. Getting another degree, starting a weight-loss plan, etc — all these things have never seemed as important as they do right now. The earth god traveling through your eighth house of transformation from Sat 4 through Thu 16 will make you cast out the old to make place for the new. SAGITTARIUS BY ALBERTINA CRUZ The sky god travels through your eighth house from Fri 3 to Fri 17, finely tuning your enjoyment of all earthly things. Signs show that this enjoyment will be rooted in sex, and you will have a greater appreciation and understanding of it. If you are partnered and in a good relationship, have at it! The war god through your ninth house of philosophy from Sun 5 to Sat 11 gives all things cultural a more appealing facade, and you will find the energy to enjoy it all. A quick visit from the god of the underworld this weekend, Dec. 3-5, in your ninth house will have you desperately wanting other people to share your ideas and beliefs. Beware the temptation to use your intelligence to manipulate others. The love goddess trines your sky god at the same time, giving you an incredible amount of good luck but also punishing you if you take things too far. Uranus traveling through your twelfth house from Sat 4 through Thu 16 brings a long-hidden secret to light, which may include subconscious resentments, secret fears, past failures and childhood conditioning. Don’t let this harm your valued relationships with either lovers or friends; the trick to overcoming this is to talk it out with trusted friends or family. AQUARIUS You will be bogged down at work at the end of next week (Dec. 17), but be careful not to take too many things for granted. On a more personal note, the planet of the sea god conjoins your sun from Sat 4 through Thu 16, causing you— or others, even — to question yourself at your most fundamental level. Yes, this is an identity crisis. Do not try to grandstand and avoid alcohol and other sedatives whose use is meant to dull the discomfort of it all. Uranus conjoins your planet of the love goddess at the same time, signaling the abrupt ending — or beginning — of a relationship or partnership. This period can help you regain your focus; take the lesson for what it’s worth and proceed accordingly. PISCES You’ve been a bit heavy-handed recently in your approach at communicating ideas, but there is a benefit to it. These conflicts open a path for greater intellectual stimulation and provocation, which can sometimes be a good thing. The sky god is fluttering across your chart, which means a strong influx of ideas and communications. The love goddess travels through your sixth house of work from Thu 9 to Mon 13, putting a premium on harmony in the workplace. Hone your innate leadership skills at this time, and the experience will positively reverberate throughout your personal life. You can do no wrong at this point. You seem charmed by the gods themselves! a www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • 5 Live! On Tap This Month: MARSHALL CRENSHAW (12/4, Maxwell’s) TRASHCAN SINATRAS (12/6, Maxwell’s) THE FINALS (12/9, Shannon Lounge) on the Left Bank AN ALBATROSS (12/10, Uncle Joe’s) UNWRITTEN LAW (12/15, Maxwell’s) hudson weekly DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 THE SNAKE THE CROSS THE CROWN (12/19, Maxwell’s) O! Canada! From the bitter Saskatchewan pra iries comes the foot-ta pping, retro grooves of Despistado. DEC 19 sunday Dazed & confused DEC. 3 friday WANNA SNOOPY DANCE? EGGNOG FOR DUMMIES HOLIDAY FUN FOR KIDS Grace Church Van Vorst, corner of Second and Erie streets, JC. Suggested donations: $2 for kids, $3 for adults. Call 659-2211 for more information. FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS YO LA TENGO Hoboken’s own royal triumvirate of indie rock team up with some special guests for eight days of shows celebrating Hanukkah. Friday, Saturday and Sunday shows sold out. See Music Preview, PAGE 11. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB. 8:30 p.m., $20. Call 653-1703 for more information. The Jersey City Museum incorporates into a day of holiday programming a fun hourlong tutorial on how to whip up some festive libations. Cocktails from around the world will be featured, as well as how to make special garnishes for those oh-so-exotic drinks. Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St, JC. 21+. 6 p.m. Call 413-0303 for more information. DEC. 7-14 saturday DEC. 11 IN EXCELSIS DEO RED RIBBON HOLIDAY CONCERT The New Jersey Gay Men’s Chorus teams up with the Lesbian & Gay Big Apple Corps for a benefit concert to support local AIDS charities. DeBaun Auditorium, Fifth and Hudson streets, HOB. Call 2168937 or go to www.debauntickets.org for more information. 8 p.m., $15 for adults and $10 students and seniors. 6 • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com sunday DEC. 5 ‘WRITING FOR THE REAL WORLD’ THE ART OF MIXOLOGY Grace Church Van Vorst’s “Film At Grace” series presents a night of holiday fun for kids of all ages. Guitarist Dave Lambert will play kids’ standards at 6:30 p.m. before screenings of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Food will be served and selected toys will be raffled off. tue. - tue. DEC. 4 saturday Maxwell’s, 1039 W ashington St., HOB. 653-1703 . 8 p.m. $7. JACK WILER Wiler, a New Jersey-based poet and longtime editor of Hoboken’s Long Shot Magazine, will read from his collected works at Symposia Bookstore in the next installment of the Debaun Center for the Performing Arts’ Spoken Word Series. An open mic will follow the reading. Symposia Community Bookstore, 510 Washington St., HOB. 3 p.m. Call 216-8937 for more information. Free with $3 suggested donation. 3 p.m. sunday BIRTHMARK THE SNAKE, THE CROSS, THE CROWN From Hunstville, AL — by way of Santa Barbara, CA — this quintet lays down tracks “canvased in lyrics of disillusionment, addiction and beauty.” Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB. 8 p.m., $7. Call 653-1703 for more information. DEC. 19 Have a hankering for cheap buffalo wings? Want to find a local pub that’s showing the game? The Grid strives to be your ultimate go-to guide for what’s happening in the bars and clubs in your neighborhood. the grid FRIDAY To get a free listing: Please send all new events, corrections and addenda to [email protected]. SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Burger & Beer Night. Specials on Skyy, UV & Brooklyn Lager. Thirsty Thursdays. $2 Yuengling, $3 Bass & Smirnoff drinks. HOBOKEN BAHAMA MAMA’S 215 Wshngtn St., 217-1642. Call for more information. BAJA 104 14th St., 653-0610. Happy Hour from 4-6. $2.75 imports, $2 domestics, $5 Cuervo margaritas. BAR AT 10TH & WILLOW 935 Willow Ave., 653-2358. BAR NONE 84 Wshngtn St., 420-1112. BLACK BEAR BAR & GRILL 205 Wshngtn St., 656-5511. DJ Jeff spins hip-hop. DJ Johnny spins hip-hop. Mexican Monday. NFL with specials on Mexican beers. Pitcher of Rolling Rock & bucket of wings, $12.95 $2.50 domestic pints 1/2- price martinis all night. Karaoke with Big Blanche, 10 p.m. No cover. $1 domestic draft. DJ Special K spins 80s, classic & freestyle. Free pizza after 10. Rockette. Rock, pop & glammed out disco beats with DJ Jeff. Comedy Hour w/ Duplex’s own Poppi Kramer at 10. No cover. $1 off domestic bottles. 1/2-price wings, $1 off any draft, 8-10. Ladies Night. $3 well drinks & $2 shots, 9-11. Martini Night. Specialty martinis $4. Guitarist Will O’Connor from 8-11. $1 drafts from 7-8, $2 drafts from 8-9, $3 drafts from 9-10. Sunday Brunch, 11-3, $15. NFL, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. Industry Night; 50% off food & drinks w/ bar card. Ladies & 80s Night. Ladies w/ other fems get free entrees. Guys get $2 Miller Lites. Wine Lover Wednesdays, 5-2. Entire wine list 1/2-price w/ dinner. Martinis 1/2-price at bar. Live Music. Margarita Mania, $5 pitchers from 5-2. Retro Tuesday. $2 Bud, $4 drinks. Why Not? Wednesday. $2 Yuengling, $4 drinks. $2 Michelob Light, 1/2- price martinis. Happy Hour 5-8. Happy Hour 5-8. Live band at 9, no cover. Happy Hour 5-8; DJ spins 80s, pop & hip-hop. Sports trivia. BUSKER’S BAR & GRILL 94 Bloomfield St., 604-1380. THE CAGE 3 Newark St., 216-1766. Groove. Int’l DJ Hector Fonseca spins house. $5 cover. Pulse. DJ Johnny Feelgood spins house. Drink specials with a very special show. $5 cover. COURT ST. RESTAURANT 61 Sixth St., 795-4515. Liquid Brunch from 3-9. $3 mimosas & marys. DJ Mike Cruz spins house, tribal, underground, Latin house. Brunch from 11 - 3. DUFFY’S 239 Bloomfield St., 963-5512. DIPPER’S 616 Wshngtn St., 386-9464. $2 shots, 11-midnite. FARSIDE BAR & GRILL 531 Wshngtn St., 963-7677. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. College football noon-6. 25¢ wings, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. GASLIGHT BAR & GRILL 400 Adams St., 217-1400. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. GOLDHAWK LOUNGE 936 Park Avenue., 420-7989. Fiesta Fridays. Free chips n’ salsa & 1/2-price margaritas & Coronas, 5-10. GREEN ROCK TAP & GRILL 70 Hudson St., 386-5600. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 mugs of Coors, Miller & Yuengling. DJ. $10 pitchers during the day & 25¢ wings at night. DJ. HOBSON’S CHOICE 77 Hudson Pl., 420-0070. Happy Hour 4-7, M-F. DJ Mike spins. DJ Frank spins. LIBERTY BAR & GRILL 61-63 14th St., 222-6322. 1/2-price appetizers from 5-7 at bar. Morning brunch from 11 -2. Happy Hour 5-8. 25¢ wings. $10 pitchers of Coors & Yeungling. $10 party platters. 25¢ wings. DJ Frank spins. Brunch from 11-2, football & basketball. LOUISE & JERRY’S 329 Washington St., 656-9698. MADISON BAR & GRILL 1316 Wshngtn St., 386-0300. Martini Madness. Premium martinis $4. Tuesday Trivia. 1st, 2nd & 3rd prizes awarded. Ladies get $2.50 drinks at bar. $4 imports, $3.50 domestics every day. Happy Hour 5-7. $3.50 glass house wine, $5.50 well, $3 drafts, domestics & selected imports. DJ at 8:30. No cover. DJ at 8:30. No cover. Sunday Jazz Brunch from 10-3; $20 for adults, $10 for kids 12 & under. Early Bird Menu from 5 to 10. Martini Madness. 1/2- price drinks. Early Bird Menu from 57, $13.16 per person. DJ at 8:30. No cover. MAXWELL’S 1039 Wshngtn St., 798-0406. $3 domestics; $4 imports; $4 mixed drinks. Ladies get $3 drinks all night. MCMAHON’S BROWNSTONE 1034 Willow Ave., 798-5650. MCSWIGGAN’S 110 First St., 798-6700. NFL Ticket. $14 pitchers of Coors & 24 wings. MILE SQUARE BAR & GRILL 221 Wshngtn St., 420-0222. Happy Hour 3:30 -7.$2 off all drafts, $3 house wine. ODDFELLOWS REST 80 River St., 656-9009. Happy Hour 4-8, Tu-F. $4 hurricanes & $2.50 Miller, Yuengling & Amstel drafts. Brunch 11-3, $13.95. Football. Pitcher specials. $15 Mojito pitchers. $10 Sangria pitchers. 2-for-1 martinis. $7 pitchers & $5 wings. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 off everything. Comedy Night. No cover. $7 pitchers & $5 wings. $10 Coronita buckets. Stella Night. Earn a free Stella glass w/ purchase. Happy Hour all night. O’DONOGHUE’S 205 First St., 798-5595. O’NIEAL’S 343 Park Ave., 653-1492. Brunch. $14.95. $2 Bud & Coors, $3 everything else. Open Mic Night w/ Rock n’ Roll Refugee Camp. K-Rock DJ Covino. 1/2- price martinis. Acoustic guitarist Tom Shea performs. No cover. Brunch from 11-3. $11.95 PLANET HOBOKEN 16-18 Hudson Pl., 653-6888. Call for event listings. QUIET WOMAN 557 First St., 963-9122. ROGO’S 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. What the Buck? 8-11, $1 drinks, DJ. $25 all-you-can-drink domestic drafts & wings. SHANNON LOUNGE 106 First St., 656-9820. Live band at 10. $5 cover. SKYBAR LOUNGE 96 River St., 656-7731. DJs spinning lounge, Euro dance, progressive. No cover. Doors at 8, music at 10. SULLIVAN’S 600 Wshngtn St., 420-9849. Happy Hour 5-7, M-F. 1/2- price everything. SUSHI LOUNGE 200 Hudson St., 386-1117. DJ EZ Rock spins house. Happy Hour 4-6:30, M-F, 1/2price martinis & $3 drafts. TONIC 1300 Park Ave., 653-2583. Wing Night. 15¢ wings. Welcome Words. A poetry open mic at 8. (pending) ArtKore open mic. Sign-up at 8 p.m. $3 drafts all night. (pending) Metamorphic. Original music series. $3 martini of the month. (pending) Bitch. No cover. Drink specials. DJ Tim spins house for a queer crowd. Doors at 8, music at 10. Ladies Night. 1/2- price drinks, all night. DJ Ralph. DJ Chris spins house. 1/2-price martinis & $2 domestic bottles from 9-12. Open bar from 9-11, $20. DJ. Football w/ $2 pints & 24¢ wings. DJ Hans Solo spins deep lounge house. DJ. Sake Bomb Sunday w/ live jazz, funk & afribbean bands. Mojito Monday. 1/2--price mojitos 6-midnite. Football at 1. $8 domestic pitchers & $3 drafts. Football at 6. $8 domestic pitchers & $3 drafts. Martini Tuesday. 1/2--priced martinis all night. DJ EZ Rock spins house. See BACK PAGE www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • 7 arts & entertainment a r t s @ h u d s o n w e e k l y. c o m A spiritual journey in art BY HW STAFF Hoboken-based artist finds self in large commissioned work for Manhattan parish K en Jan Woo sounds a bit like a socialist when he talks about his mural work. Woo, a painter who works out of a studio at Hoboken’s Monroe Center for the Arts, has an impressive résumé that includes current representation at a prominent Los Angeles gallery, years of study in Florence, Italy, and an eight-month apprenticeship to a Chinese art professor. He has taught at art schools, assisted other fine artists in their studios and even worked as an animator at Warner Brothers. But when talking about mural painting, his most recent type of work, Woo is disarmingly self-effacing. “Public works are not about the artist,” Woo said. “It’s not just about you being in your studio. It’s now time to bring back the work to the public and let go of the ego a little bit.” In a strictly technical sense, Woo would be right. In largescale mural projects, you have to work with a motley team of professionals. Sometimes you have to deal with other artists. Depending on how large the work is, contractors and engineers, too. is most recent piece, a series of devotional icons for Manhattan’s Church of Our Savior at Park Avenue and 38th Street, is no exception. Collaborating with Donal Murray, an artist he met while at the New York Academy of Art, Woo created a series of seven paintings so large and broad that they had to use scaffolding, electrical lifts and other high-tech equipment. The centerpiece of the work, an icon of Jesus Christ in the form of the Pantocrator, or Greek for ‘ruler of all’, measures 24 feet high and is installed 10 feet from ground level. It’s made up of 15 separate panels of treated pine on which paint and gold leaf was applied. Six smaller paintings representing various saints are also included, with three on each side of the altar. It took four to six months from concept to finish, Woo said, with a great deal of input from a number of people along the way. In that kind of hectic environment, it’s hard to imagine any kind of deep, personal process taking place. WHY THE LONG FACE? — Hoboken artist Ken Jan Woo researched the symbolism of Byzantine art to complete his latest work, a series of But for Woo, the creation of the Pantocrator allowed him devotioˈ to reaffirm his belief in a religion he had just converted to a The Silk Road was at its height during the Byzantine period, a time year before. beginning after the 6th century. Woo’s exploration of the Silk Road led “Before I was baptized, I started working with (Murray) on murals him to revisit the Byzantine era and its art production methods. for the Church,” Woo said. “I was a Christian before, but I started In creating the Pantocrator for the Church of Our Savior, Woo took studying the doctrines and they made sense to me.” on the role of a Byzantine icon painter. “You don’t paint icons, you write the icons,” Woo said. “You’re not painting a person, you’re painting a symbol of the spiritual realm.” In that process, the icon writer focuses on the various symbols orn in San Francisco to non-religious parents, Woo was a included in the icons, Woo said. In his version of the Pantocrator, Methodist before being baptized in 2003 at the Church of Our there was some necessary adaptation. Woo cited how some symbolic references that may have been powerful in Byzantine times — such as Savior. He was approached shortly thereafter by the parish pastor, the Rev. George W. Rutler. After seeing an image of a sixth-century elongated features, grotesquely convex heads, etc. — are now seen as arcane references to contemporary eyes. Pantocrator in a New York museum exhibition on Byzantine art, Rutler Some features, however, were kept. One piece of symbolism is the wanted an enlargement of the image for his own church. different angles of the edges of the Pantocrator’s mouth. One end of the It was perfect for Woo in more ways than one. mouth is turned up in a smile, Woo said, to express the benevolence The original of the image that Rutler wanted an enlargement of is of Christ. The opposite end is turned downward in a frown, to express currently housed at the St. Catherine Monastery on Mount Sinai in Egypt. the stern majesty of the ‘ruler of all.’ That area also served as an embarkation point for the Silk Road, which “It’s an act of prayer when you write icons,” Woo said. “The point connected the empires of Western antiquity to those of the Far East. of icons is that they serve as gateways to their beliefs. It’s a ritualistic “It made total sense,” Woo said. “A perfect concept of my own… the process.” painting and the history of that intercommunication of West and East.” Working on the Pantocrator has enabled Woo to extract an Woo’s connection with the Silk Road also goes beyond cultural experience that caters to both of his artistic philosophies. In following it. Including, perhaps most importantly, himself. ancestry. His great-grandfather was a Buddhist monk from Western the specifications set forth by Father Rutler, Woo was able to create a “In painting, you have to have an inner concept while you’re doing China who traveled the route, converting to Christianity upon arriving work accessible enough so that it resonates powerfully for all who see it,” he added. “Without that, it’s just wallpaper.” in Shanghai. H In painting, you have to have an inner concept. Without that, it’s just wallpaper. B 6 Live! 9 Art 10 Theater 8 • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com 10 Dance 11 Music XX Cuts XX Film arts&entertainment gallery listings OPENINGS & EVENTS TRAVEL JOURNALS John W. Meagher Rotunda Gallery, City Hall, 280 Grove St., JC. 5474333. Free. Lech, a Hudson-based photographer, shows a series of photographs taken on his journeys through the tri-state area and Europe in this exhibit, which will be on display through Dec. 30. Opening reception will be held on Thurs., Dec. 9 from 6 to 8 p.m. Visit www.andrzejlech.com for more information. Gallery hours are 9 a.m. to 8 pm., Mondays through Fridays and 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays. URBAN IMAGE Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. Free. On Thurs., Dec. 9, selected shorts in film and video created by students at New Jersey City University’s Media Arts Department will be shown. 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. Dates and hours are subject to changes. Call gallery for more information. To have an exhibit/event listed, email: [email protected] SLIDE NIGHT: MONKEY GALLERY hw pick Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 4130303. Free. John Jodzio hosts artists whose work has recently been on display at the Monkey Gallery, located in the Iron Monkey Restaurant at 97 Greene St. 6 to 8 p.m. ONGOING CONTEMPORARY JAPANESE PRINTS Harold B. Lemmerman Gallery, NJCU, Hepburn Hall, 2039 Kennedy Blvd., JC. 200-2197. Free. Works by a group of 14 Japanese printmakers living and working in the New York area comprise this exhibit, which will be on display through Dec. 3. Artists include Naoto Akaike, Kentaro Awazu, Rica Bando, Naomi Campbell, Takamune Ishiguro, Eiko Kamiyama, Natsuko Sakaguchi, Hiromi Shimizu, Motoshi Wakabayashi, and Michiko Yoshida. See GALLERY — below history lesson This week’s ostensibly memorable events CONTINUED FROM P. 5 DECEMBER 6 1865 Magtoto, Richard Nettleton and Mikyung Kim are murdered. DECEMBER 8 1854 The extant 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is ratified, thereby abolishing the practice of slavery. This does not refer to the missing 13th Amendment, which was lost during the chaos of the Civil War and aimed to restrict attorneys (!) from working in government. In his Ineffabilis Deus, Pope Pius IX — hater of secularism and all things rational — proclaims the dogma of the Immaculate Conception, cementing the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment her mama got knocked up. 1926 The Palestinian “intifada” (Arabic for “shaking off”) begins in the Israelioccupied territories after rumors and stories of Zionist atrocities — some of which are true, like the case of the Israeli settler who shot a Palestinian schoolgirl in the back — create havoc through the community. Italian Dictator Benito Mussolini introduces a tax on bachelors to fill an ever-widening budget gap and promote massive population growth. By 1936, bachelors were paying double their normal income tax plus an additional 155 lire per year. 1989 After corralling female students into a classroom at Montreal’s Ecole Polytechnique, Marc Lépine, 25 — son to an alcoholic Algerian wife-beater — repeatedly shouts “I hate feminists!” as he proceeds to murder 14 women before eating his own rifle in Canada’s biggest mass murder. 1994 Orange County, CA files for bankruptcy protection due to investment losses of about $2 billion. County treasurer Robert L. Citron followed the advice of his Merrill Lynch brokers and committed the county’s $7.4 billion investment pool to high-risk securities that were ridiculously dependent on low interest rates. DECEMBER 7 1941 Pearl Harbor is attacked by nearly 200 Japanese warplanes, thereby justifying U.S. entry into World War II. The evening before, as 34 dinner guests sat waiting, President F. Roosevelt read intelligence reports about the imminent attacks and failed to notify Navy officers in Hawaii. He returned to the White House dinner table and casually stated “the war starts tomorrow.” 1972 Failed presidential candidate Imelda Marcos, former beauty queen, notorious shoe collector and wife of Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos, is stabbed and seriously wounded by an assailant. 1993 On the 5:33 p.m. train out of Penn Station in New York, Long Island Rail Road passenger Colin Ferguson succumbs to what his lawyers called “black rage” and unleashes his 9mm Ruger pistol at the Merillon Avenue station in Garden City. Denis McCarthy, James Gorycki, Amy LoCicero, Theresa 1987 1998 The U.S. Supreme Court rules 9-0 that police officers cannot conduct nonconsensual vehicle searches after routine traffic violations, upholding the Fourth Amendment and its protections against illegal searches and seizures. 1998 The FBI opens to the public its files on Hoboken native Frank Sinatra, famous mid-century crooner and current demigod to countless bourgeois starfuckers. The FBI’s 2,403-page file included such anecdotes as a Hackensack arrest on charges of “seduction and adultery.” DECEMBER 9 1992 Former CIA spy chief Clair E. George is convicted of lying to Congress about the Iran-Contra affair, in which President Ronald Reagan’s administration overtly defied congressional orders and sold weapons to Iran. Proceeds of the sale were then diverted toward funding an anti-communist guerrilla insurgency in Nicaragua. 1993 Major inroads into fusion energy production were made at Princeton University, where scientists used the Tokamak fusion reactor to output 5.6 million watts of power. Unfortunately, the Tokamak machine consumed more energy in the reaction than was produced. 1994 The enmity between Republicans and Joycelyn Elders suffers its tragic dénouement when President Clinton asks for Elders’ resignation before an embarrassing magazine article hit the newsstands. Elders, the socalled Condom Queen, had infuriated conservatives by admitting during a U.N. conference that masturbation is a part of human sexuality. ART Noir... with a twist BY HW STAFF hw In its second annual auction, Victory Hall brings pick fine art at affordable prices to Hudson D ixie cups seem like such insignificant objects. They’re small. Made of waxed paper. Sometimes they’re just plain white. Other times they have innocuous floral patterns that brighten up sterile, beigecolored water-coolers. They’re usually used and discarded, never to be thought of again. But as a child, Paulus Hook resident Andrew Hubsch came across a black, white and red paper cup. Even though it was a starkly utilitarian object, the cup’s image stayed with him, occupying a space in his brain until it could be re-invoked at a later date. And now, after many years, Hubsch’s cup has found its reincarnation. BLACK, WHITE & It has inspired “Black, White RED ALL OVER & Red All Over,” Victory Hall’s INCLUDING: Leon second annual art auction and Yost, Andrzej fund-raiser to be held at 6 p.m. Lech, Roy Wright, Saturday, Dec. 4. The auction, Elizabeth Onorawhich will benefit both Victory to, Ibou Ndoye, Tomomi One, Hall and the area’s emerging and Minako Yoshino established artists, begins at 6 p.m. and John Shedd with silent bidding and culminates AT: Victory Hall, with a live auction at 8. All pieces 186 Grand St., included in the auction — which JC. range from photography and painting to prints and sculpture WHEN: Sat, Dec. 4. 6 p.m., $20. — will have either black, white or red in its primary color palette. Organized and chaired by Hubsch, who serves as a trustee for Victory Hall, the auction aims to mainly benefit the contributing artists, who will keep 60 percent of the HANG THIS — The above photograph, by artist Roy Wright, proceeds from the sales. The remainder will go to Victory Hall in its efforts at enlarging its role as a primary supporter will be on sale at the auction. of the local arts community. each piece especially accessible to local collectors and art lovers, Hubsch, who previously ran the Cathedral Arts Festival at Hubsch said, noting that pieces on display Saturday would usually Grace Church Van Vorst in Downtown Jersey City, said that while sell for more than $1,000 at Manhattan galleries. the Dixie cup memory did play a major role in his criteria for the Hubsch expects a great turnout for this year’s event, due auction, a more practical motive was at work. to both the popularity of last year’s event and the nature of the “The more substantive answer is that we were trying to come community. up with a workable idea that stands out in a crowded calendar of “The appetite (for art) is very strong here,” Hubsch said. social events,” he said. “Not only are there artists who work in Hudson County but And stand out it does. Led by auctioneer Warren Adler, the there are people who are interested in being supportive of those show will consist of 200 individual pieces, with contributions from more than 50 artists who live or work in Hudson County and endeavors.” Remembering last year’s event, which took place on the same the surrounding area. Participating artists include photographers day the area was inundated by three feet of snow, he said 200 Andrzej Lech and Roy Wright, painters Elizabeth Onorato and Ibou Ndoye, lithographer Tomomi One, sculptor Minako Yoshino people came and purchased a great deal of art. In addition to the artwork, the festivities will include and acclaimed New Jersey ceramist John Shedd. Planning board complimentary beer, wine, and fine food from Baja restaurant, commissioner and York Street resident Leon Yost also included door prizes and live entertainment. his photography for the auction. Admission to the event is $20. Tickets may also be purchased Aside from a few selected works, all pieces will start at a at the event. minimum bid of $50. The low minimum bidding price makes LOUIS MENDEZ: THEMES AND VARIATIONS IN CLAY hw 1X1 Visual Arts Gallery, NJCU, Hepburn Hall, 2039 Kennedy Blvd., JC. (201) 200-2197. pick The exhibition, through Dec. 17, traces 50-year career of ceramic artist Louis Mendez. Drawing a wide mix of inspirations from PreColombian art and recent events such as 9/11, Mendez sculpt clay into imaginative figurative forms. The exhibition will be on view from Thursday, November 18 through Friday, December 17 at New Jersey City University in the Gallery at the Visual Arts Building, 100 Culver Avenue in Jersey City. Gallery hours for the free exhibit are 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m., Monday through Friday, and by appointment. The community is welcome. In the museum’s ongoing 1X1 series, one work by one artist is featured in an unexpected place to expand the role of the museum as a contemporary arts institution. This installment’s pieces are “Trappings” by Tiffany Ludwig and Renee Piechocki (Through Dec. 23), “Splintered Self” by Andrew Demirjian (Through Dec. 12), “G-Pots and Gems” by Nicole Cherubini (Through Dec. 12) and “Conversations III” by Raphael Zollinger (Through Dec. 23). JERSEY(NEW) Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $10 general admission. This exhibit features 20 works by 18 New Jersey-based artists from various racial and ethnic backgrounds. Emphasizing issues of identity that permeate through the state’s communities, jersey(new) addresses both the personal and universal in literal and conceptual methods. Through Jan. 9. Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 4130303. $10 general admission. INNER EQUATIONS: LORENZO CLAYTON & GEORGE SIDEBOTHAM Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $10 general admission. This exhibit, organized by the Center for Latino Studies at Rutgers University, aims at displaying the work of artists of color who live or work in New Jersey. Clayton, a Native American artist living in Edgewater, collaborates with Cooper-Hewitt engineering professor Sidebotham for an installation piece that features two mural-sized chalkboards with equations that refer to particular experiences. Through Dec. 23. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • 9 arts&entertainment curtain calls _gaia HOBOKEN 66 Willow Ave., 386-0486. gaiastudio.org. Hudson Exploited Theater Co. www.hextc.org. To add a listing, email: [email protected] JERSEY CITY Attic Ensemble Club Federazione BY HW STAFF hw Political intrigue, swing dancin’ & one kickin’ army prison pick 83 Wayne St., 413-9200. atticensemble.org. Hudson Repertory Dance Theater 140 MLK Drive, 432-5534. Hudson Shakespeare Co. 865-1436, hudsonshakespeare.org. Kennedy Dancers Hudson Theater Ensemble 377-7014, hudsontheatreensemble.com. Margaret Williams Theater NJCU, 200-3151. 79 Central Ave., 659-2190. Rascals on the Hudson Kismet Theatre Co. 1 Marineview Plaza, 7921082. 360 Marin Blvd., 217-8900. Mile Square Theater Box 6190, 07030. (646) 2716557. (973) 698-6927. Monroe St. Movement Space 720 Monroe St., 795-3767. THEATER & DANCE All performance times subject to changes. Call for more information. Schola Cantorum on the Hudson Tempest Productions Box 3366, Bayonne 07002. (800) 475-5633. SOUTH SIDE STORY — Members of the Kennedy Dancers play Italian prisoners of war and their American interpreters in the lastest project from Kennedy Dancers artistic director Diane Dragone, a docu-dance entitled Caven Point. CONTINUED FROM P.5 After removing the mattress we went about taking things apart— working it like a puzzle in reverse. I successfully selected the correct bit on the cordless drill and discovered I have somewhat of a knack for pressing a trigger and making screws come undone. he glee lasted only so long, when we had all of the guts out of the bed but the frame was mysteriously still intact. Since “Lucky” originally got it from Ikea, Kirsten and I surmised that there must be a hidden secret to keeping this pressboard masterpiece together. We contemplated tugging at it when Kir noticed that there were some hidden heavy-duty plastic screws keeping the running boards attached to the head and foot boards. On the tops of each of these screws was the signature Ikea octagonal screw head. Having been so focused on bringing the right power tool, I hadn’t thought to bring an Ikea key. Kirsten, being just as femme as I am in terms of handiwork, set about wielding the tool she uses best, her cell phone. As she called everyone we could think of with a tool box at hand, I started investigating each of the 100 bits in the GF’s power tool accessory kit, with no luck. Eventually Karen managed to come to our rescue and “Lucky” T appeared with the long-lost Ikea key. We schlepped all of the very heavy pieces down to the cars (careful not to mar the postmodern crap lining the walls) and were suddenly grateful for Karen’s presence. I had grossly overestimated how much space was in the back of a Rav-4—definitely not the Ford Explorer my college roommate had that hauled several beds across Davis, CA. I just assumed that all SUVs had as much space as Jill’s did. Karen also, thankfully, had twine with her in order to strap the mattress to the roof of her Subaru Forrester. I felt somewhat validated since my bungee cords were also being used in this massive undertaking, but was politely shoved off to the side while suddenly handy Kirsten helped Karen secure the mattress. The girl scout inside of me tried not to feel left out while knots were tied. hen I moved into my new Jersey City digs, it was with great pleasure that I abdicated the task of putting together the lucky bed to Christie, a friend who is a handyman by trade and owns a truck and many power tools. I’ll happily help her with legal problems anytime. W Bevin Bermingham may be a lawyer in New Jersey but she isn’t crazy about the mall. Stay tuned right here for her adventures West of the Hudson. W hen the words “prison camp” are mentioned today, the image most likely to come to mind is one of Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, where the U.S. government is holding hundreds of detainees in its war on terror. Allegations of abuse and torture at the Cuban facility abound, and ghastly pictures from the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq just serve to deteriorate an already ailing public perception. But in a new film by Jersey City Heights-based Kennedy Dancers, Army prison camps are shown in an entirely different light. Instead of being a place where enemy combatants are held in uncomfortable conditions, Jersey City’s Caven Point Army Base was a place where thousands of Italian soldiers — captured in North Africa as prisoners of war in World War II — fled willingly to escape the tortures of Benito Mussolini’s fascist regime. “It was a very congenial prison camp,” said Diane Dragone, the artistic director for the Kennedy Dancers. “There wasn’t one bullet fired.” he camp serves as the background for Dragone’s newest project, a filmed docu-dance entitled Caven Point. Shot on location at the Caven Point U.S. Army Reserve Base and at St. Michael’s Church in Downtown Jersey City’s Hamilton Park area, the film tells the story of the 4,000 Italian prisoners of war that came to United States as enemy combatants and left as free men intoxicated by the American Dream. Dragone heard about the Caven Point Army prison camp from her mother Anne, who worked as an T 10 • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com interpreter at the camp when she was 17. Those stories Dir. Tom Horan STARRING: Diane took root in Dragone, Manny Diane’s artistic Cristobal, Cara imagination, Robino, Emily she said, mainly McKinnon, Yurie Yoshida, Melody because not Farfan, Collin many people Roberts have heard of PLAYING: Jersey City Museum, Caroline the camp. L. Guarini Theater, The long350 Montgomery running joke St., JC; Sunday, among military Dec. 5, 3 p.m., $5. personnel about WWII-era Italian soldiers is that their guns were being sold at high prices with the sales pitch of “Never fired and only dropped once.” While that joke is meant to take a jab at the perceived cowardice of Italian soldiers, Dragone says the real reason Italians surrendered in droves is because they were forced to fight in a war they had no desire to be in. Maltreatment from their German allies, Dragone added, didn’t make them more willing, either. CAVEN POINT It was a very congenial camp.There wasn’t one bullet fired. The prisoners were brought to Jersey City and lived quite well under the auspices of the U.S. government. Former inmates tell of excursions to Radio City Music Hall and other Manhattan landmarks, where only two uniformed Americans would supervise a group of more than 100 Italians. The camp was also a social hot spot on weekends, especially Saturday nights when the camp would host dances. Using her mother’s oral history as a starting point, Dragone began to research the prison camp, contacting first the curators at the U.S. Army Museum in Philadelphia. She collected archival photographs from the camp, weaving those images with filmed scenes of prisoners and American interpreters. Also included are video interviews with Caven Point veterans. The choregraphy is set to the music of A. Louis Scarmolin, a Hudson County-based classical composer who was born in Schio, Italy in 1890. Active in Hudson’s cultural life, Scarmolin founded the Jersey City Philharmonic and worked as a music teacher in Union City. Set as a narrative in which the American narrator recalls the letterwriting campaigns that the U.S. State Department instituted as a way to get Italian citizens to overthrow Mussolini, the play highlights the love stories between the young American interpreters and their Italian charges. The dances are a mixture of Italian folk dances intermingled with American dances like the Jersey Bounce, a popular swing dance of the era, Dragone said. The film aims to capturing all the complicated emotions felt by both the soldiers and their young American scribes. Dragone describes one in particular: “The American girls felt like they were being unfaithful to their country by consorting with the enemy.” arts&entertainment set list Friday, December 3 THE DATSUNS • BAD WIZARD • THE CHELSEA SMILE Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. New Zealand’s The Datsuns bring their raucous garage punk to Hoboken’s main indie stage with help from Bad Wizard’s high-energy, AC/DC-esque hard rock. Show begins at 9:30 PM. $15. 18+. NOLAN GATE • THE OUTSIDE • BLOOD CITY Uncle Joe’s, 154 First St., JC, 659-6999. Nolan Gate, featuring ex-members of Mothman and Dahlia Seed, shred guitars for Jersey City’s enjoyment. Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. TERENCE MARTIN • GENE D. PLUMBER Brennan Courthouse, 583 Newark Ave., JC, 459-2070. Folk singer Martin performs at this installment of the county-sponsored music series. Plumber is also featured in this Provident Bank-sponsored event. Show begins at 7:30 PM. $10 general admission, $5 for seniors. Saturday, December 4 MARSHALL CRENSHAW • ERIC HUTCHINSON Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Singer-songwriter Crenshaw — trivia: he also played Buddy Holly in the Ritchie Valens bio-pic La Bamba — brings his talents to the Mile Square City. Show begins at 7:30 PM. $15. 18+. VALERIE CAPERS ENSEMBLE Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC, 413-0303. Composer and educator Capers performs a jazzy holiday concert with her ensemble in this component of the museum’s holiday programming. Show begins at 7 PM. Free for museum members, $10 general admission. All ages. Sunday, December 5 TRIBUTE TO RICHARD MASON Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Performances by Michael Carlucci, Lisa Cortez, Stanley Demeski, Ira Kaplan, Glenn Mercer, Rob Norris and Kris Yeingst round out this tribute. Show begins at 8 PM. $10.18+. Monday, December 6 TRASHCAN SINATRAS • GUEST Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Straight outta Scotland, the Trashcan Sinatras will enchant the audience with their smart, reflective music. Show begins at 9 PM. $10. 18+. Tuesday, December 7 A YO LA TENGO HANUKKAH • LAURA CANTRELL Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. See music preview opposite. Tennessee native Cantrell, a high-powered finance professional by trade, enraptures with her playful, intimate guitar work. Trivia: Late British DJ John Peel said Cantrell’s record was possibly his most favorite of all time. Show begins at 8:30 PM. $20. 18+. MUSIC All times subject to changes. Call venue for more information. To add a listing, email: [email protected] Wed., December 8 A YLT HANUKKAH • CELCIAXO Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB. Eight crazy nights hw pick BY HW STAFF Yo La Tengo gives Jews and gentiles a reason to celebrate! Special guests include someone soooo secret that we have to resort to anagrams. (And bad anagrams, at that.) Show begins at 8:30 PM. $20.18+. A CHRISTMAS BANDING Willie McBride’s, 616 Grand St., HOB. 798-0406. A host of New Jersey-based performers play Christmas carols to get you in the holiday mood. Show begins at 8 PM. $10 admission benefits Hoboken Sept. 11th Fund.21+. Thursday, December 9 A YLT HANUKKAH • THE SHAMS Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. The Shams add a splash of blues and a dash of 60s psychedelia to their brand of garage rock. Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. THE FINALS • CREWMAN #6 • CHEAPER FASTER Shannon Lounge, 106 First St., HOB. 656-9820 Formed in 2003, the Finals includes Lou Bottone on guitar, Christian Kisala on keyboards, Jason Sazer on guitar and vocals, Joshua Sazer on drums and Matt Reilly on bass and vocals. Show begins at 9 PM. $5.21+. Friday, December 10 AN ALBATROSS • READ YELLOW • GIVE ME DANGER Uncle Joe’s, 154 First St., JC, 659-6999. Philadelphia’s An Albatross, described by their record label as a band perfectly suited for an ADD-diagnosed society, rock with “short, complex, infectious bursts.” Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. Friday, December 10 THE RULES • THE PARAGRAPH Uncle Joe’s Bar, 154 First St., JC, 6596999. Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. Monday, December 13 A YLT HANUKKAH • FRED ARMISEN Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Armisen, former drummer for Chicago’s now-disbanded Trenchmouth and current comic performance artist, stops by. Show begins at 8:30 PM. $20. 21+. Tuesday, December 14 A YLT HANUKKAH • CALVIN JOHNSON Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Johnson, founding father of Washington state’s colossal indie scene and former member of Beat Happening, helps YLT out on their last night of Hanukkah festivities. Show begins at 8:30 PM. $20. 21+. Wednesday, December 15 UNWRITTEN LAW • DENVER HARBOR • DROPPING DAYLIGHT • OSLO Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. SoCal power-popsters Unwritten Law team up with San Diego’s Denver Harbor and 2004 SXSW darlings Sui Generis, who now go by Dropping Daylight. Show begins at 8 PM. $10. 18+. DREIDLE DREIDLE — Yo La Tengo (pictured above, from left, James McNew, Georgia Hubley and Ira Kaplan) take on the Festival of Lights at Maxwell’s in Hoboken. Photo by Matthew Salacuse. Editor’s note: We’ll be honest. We dropped the ball on preparing a preview for this epic show. Instead, we will reprint the band’s wrap-up of its 2002 lineup, hopefully to give you an idea of what to expect. Fri. Nov. 29 Benefiting Social Tees Animal Rescue and the Dolphin Project Janeane Garofalo, David Grubbs. David joined us for four songs during our set. Ronnie Spector sang “Here Today Gone Tomorrow” and “Baby I Love You” with us during the encore. Sat. Nov. 30 Benefiting Arts for Art Todd Barry, Other Dimensions in Music. (Daniel Carter was replaced for this night by Sabir Mateen). Sabir Mateen, Roy Campbell Jr., and William Parker sat in for most of our set. During the encore, Todd Barry played drums on “Like a Rolling Stone” and John Cameron Mitchell sang “Head Held High” and “Holly Holy.” Sun. Dec. 1 Benefiting the Hoboken Shelter Fred Armisen, the Fleshtones. Peter Zaremba sang two songs with us during our set. Fred Armisen (as Ferecito) joined us during “Nuclear A YO LA TENGO HANUKKAH FEATURING: Laura Cantrell, The Shams, The A Bones, Eleventh Dream Day, The Coctails, Calvin Johnson, Fred Armisen, and special guests. PLAYING: Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB. Dec. 7 — Dec. 14. All shows at 8:30, $20 each night. War.” Ray Davies sang “Animal Farm,” “This Is Where I Belong” and “Till the End of the Day” with us for the encore. Mon. Dec 2 Benefiting the Civil Rights Project at Harvard University Girl’s Guitar Club of Greater Los Angeles, Sun Ra Arkestra under the direction of Marshall Allen. Some of the Arkestra sang on “Nuclear War.” The Girl’s Guitar Club sang “This Ain’t the Summer of Love” and “Walk Like an Egyptian” with us during the encore. Tues. Dec. 3 Benefiting Global Kids David Cross, Ladybug Transistor. David Byrne joined us for an encore of “Ready for This World” (a new song of his), “Tears Are in Your Eyes,” Lambchop’s “The Man Who Loved Beer,” Richard Hell’s “Love Comes in Spurts” and “Pulled Up.” Wed. Dec 4 Benefiting Sanctuary for Families Sarah Silverman, Virginia Dare. Mary and Brad from Virginia Dare played “I Threw It All Away” with us. Thurs. Dec. 5 Benefiting WFMU, Anthology Film Archives, and Film Forum Karen Kilgariff, Sue Garner. Dave Schramm sat in with us during our set. We all played with Sue on Yoko Ono’s “We’re All Water.” Sue and Ted Reichman joined us during the encore for Randy Newman’s “Political Science,” then Rick Brown came up too and sang the Art Attacks’ “Neutron Bomb.” Then WFMU’s Gaylord Fields and Brian Turner, and Peter Criss (or was it Todd Barry) helped us play “Calling Dr. Love” and “Strutter.” Fri. Dec. 6 Benefiting the Highlands Coalition Sountrackapella, Portastatic. Georgia and Ira played on some Portastatic numbers. Mac played the whole show with us. Matthew McCaughan added bongos during the encore. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 3 — DEC. 17, 2004 • 11 Services Employment Rentals Real Estate Personals Auto classifieds Deadlines: Line ads due Tuesday preceding publication at 5 p.m. Box ads due Friday preceding publication at 5 p.m. To place a classified ad in Hudson Weekly: PHONE: (201) 892–3553 FAX: (201) 432-9931 EMAIL: [email protected]. Please proof your ad the first time it appears. 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After creative professionals transformed Hoboken in the 1980s, they were pushed out by sky-rocketing rents and an increasingly robust housing market. Downtown Jersey City is now suffering the same fate. What can be done to stop it? p. 4 hudson weekly DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 contents Since 2004. A locally produced, independent newsweekly. cover story ARTIST? MUSICIAN? GET OUT! . . . . 4 The emergence of the creative class — a group of young, creative, high-earning professionals — has re-enfranchised communities across the nation and transformed economically depressed cities back into thriving population centers. Why does Hudson have such a problem with that? By HW Staff MORE THAN A SALON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Is your band playing? Tell us! Get listed! What happens when you combine a hair salon with an art gallery, a yoga space, a performance venue, a banquet hall and a common, everyday hangout for locals? 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Now he’s got the White House, the Congress, the Supreme Court, the military and a chip on his shoulder he’s calling a mandate. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting a Republican haircut just to blend in. For four years it’s been one big all-you-can-eat buffet for the corporations, and now they’re coming back for more. Go ahead, you marvelous bastards! Rip out all the trees, pave the beaches, build 12-lane freeways, plunder the treasury, destroy our future. Cook the books, rig elections, pack the courts, hand the regulatory agencies over to fascist maniacs. Invade more countries, declare code red, invoke martial law, and keep going until your oilsucking exploits kick off a nuclear exchange. By God (or Diebold), you’ve earned it. You’ve hoodwinked the evangelicals. You’ve threatened the journalists. You’ve built a propaganda machine and disguised it as a legitimate cable news network. You’ve used it to force-feed every right wing loon from Ashcroft to Zell down our throats until they began to sound normal. You’ve used phony government alerts to manipulate the trailer park patriots, and you’ve dismantled the separation of church and state to the point where the Stars and Stripes represents the anti-choice, fuel-guzzling, homophobic God of the blow-dried televangelists. Yes, Mr. President, it’s your great and lasting legacy. You’ve brought brazen deceit into the political mainstream. In fact, it wouldn’t be too much to say you are the single most credible Republican since Dan Quayle sprayed that grey stuff on his sideburns. And now you say you want my support. To assume you are being sincere is in itself a faith-based initiative, but in the spirit of fleeting bipartisanship, I’ll play along. I pledge allegiance to the united corporations of America. For the next four years I will continue wearing my Nike shirt, my Adidas shoes, and my Old Navy logo pullover. While eating my corn flakes, if I find that I’m chewing on a coupon, I’ll suppress the thought that the corporations aren’t content to have turned me into a human billboard, they want me eating their advertising, too. In fact, it wouldn’t be too much to say you are the single most credible Republican since Dan Quayle sprayed that grey stuff on his sideburns. I’ll do my best to suppress my inner environmentalist. When my conscience says things like, “Hey! Isn’t that bioengineered food you are eating?” I will assure myself that the radioactive waste in my dental work will kill off any cooties. I will overlook the fact that you’ve done more damage to feminism than 20 years of gangster rap, and I will ignore the fear that we will soon need Sherpa guides to reach the ruins of anything resembling such relics as an eight-hour work day. I will do my best to ignore the feeling that I’ve fallen into a Fellini movie by ignoring the eyes of the old TV news anchors who, caught up in TV’s sudden shift to the right, seem to be trying to tell us something they aren’t allowed to say on the air. I will suppress my suspicion that you are part of the same gang of psychopaths who brought us Enron, Vietnam and Dallas ’63, and I will shelve my theory that the best way to make a dent in terrorism is to invade the state of Texas. And I promise not to move to Mexico, which seems pointless anyway since it appears to be moving to me. Moving on BY JUDITH STOCK PULP SYNDICATE Putting a positive spin on job hopping Fed up with your job? Sitting in your cubicle with a layoff notice in your hand? Trying to recover from downsizing? Pick one, you’ve probably been there — done that at least once in your career life. For whatever reason, you’ve been put on notice and told to move on. Had a number of jobs in your career? If you think prospective employers could interpret your checkerboard career on the road to your ultimate goal negatively, then your number one priority is to tackle that perception head on. The well-known saying “attitude is everything” is truest when tracking down your next employment. Before you can convince anyone else, you must be convinced on the valuable attributes of job-hopping. Cast your numerous experiences in a positive light and focus on what you’ve learned from varied job experiences. “Being one-dimensional is a liability,” says Gary Grappo, author of ‘Career ReExplosion,’ Boca Raton, Florida. “Years ago it was okay to stay in one job. That was then, this is now. Moving from job to job is an asset. Job-hoppers become multidimensional.” Those are my concessions, Mr. President. Now I need a few from you. I’ve found it hard to feel proud of America since you first took office. I was among the millions who were appalled when you morphed the home of democracy into a rogue nation endorsing the kind of preemptive war that characterized the Nazis. I don’t want a Cowboy-in-Chief roaming the world in search of convenient villains on which to impose gunslinger justice. There’s a place for that in an episode of “Gunsmoke,” but in today’s world we have the United Nations to resolve international disputes. It took World War II and the deaths of 53 million people to create that institution; it seems a waste to disregard that so you can play Judge Roy Bean. Your West of the Pecos diplomacy has created a trickle-down paranoia that is ruining the neighborhood. We are becoming a dog-eat-dog, everyman-for-himself nation of fair-weather friends. That’s what happens when the PATRIOT Act makes enemies of librarians and when the Pentagon begins probing our emails. There are other ways to track Al Qaeda without having to know everything about me going back to those X-ray specs I ordered from the back of Boys’ Life. I know we don’t agree. After all, I am a liberal — by your definition, a godless feminist heathen running an abortion clinic in my kitchen and a gay wedding chapel in my garage. Hey, in today’s economy, a guy’s gotta make a buck. But rest assured that I am no atheist. I know there must be a God. With you in the White House, if there wasn’t, we’d surely be dead by now. So, on behalf of liberals everywhere, and with all the Viagra of progressive thought I can muster, I extend this salute. I offer it with my best wishes and the sincere hope that all who made your victory possible will someday share your deep convictions, both federal and state. The facts about your employment history in your resume and cover letter allow you to transform your job-hopping into a desirable asset. “The place to talk about yourself in a positive way is the cover letter,” says Grappo. “Without a cover letter, a prospective employer could perceive facts in your resume as negative.” Grappo suggests using phrases like “varied background” and “increased asset to the organization due to diverse experience.” Along with your varied experience, some other attributes to highlight are the ability to work with different management styles and the skill to learn new information quickly.Unless you are able to objectively examine your resume before sending it out, the only place your it will end up is in the recycle bin. Jeannine A. Harrold, director of the Career Center at Ball State University, says, “Use functional categories to show the total length of time spent doing certain kinds of activities, rather than emphasizing how much time you spent in each position.” You’ve made it through resume limbo and successfully derailed any misconceptions about diverse backgrounds being negative. Good, now that’s only half the job; the other half is the dreaded in-person interview. If you don’t have a support group, get one. Make a list of five people or organizations you can Before you can convince anyone else, you must be convinced on the valuable attributes of job-hopping. turn to for advice, encouragement and brainstorming, and use them. Get your friends together to help role-play your lines before that all-important interview. “We make huge assumptions when we go into this meeting about the interviewer,” says Grappo. “Our job is to make the interview idiot-proof. Typically hiring managers interview many people and they don’t always have the best memory. Highlight three things that you believe the hiring manager, the company, and the job need from you and repeat them during the interview. The interviewer will remember the job seeker who hammered three main things.” At the end of the interview, be assertive and ask the interviewer, “Based on what I have just told you, what would prevent you from hiring me today?” Says Grappo, “If they can’t offer an objection, I have a job. If they do, then I have a chance to counter that objection.” The tools you will need to land that dream job include an outstanding cover letter, a professional resume, and a self-assured, positive attitude. Facing and overcoming all hurdles during the job seeking process puts you directly in charge of your career. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 3 Leaders and other municipal stakeholders across the nation are trying to lure the creative class into their cities. Market forces, however, work to keep them at bay. The city of Hoboken first struggled with the influx. Jersey City is now going through the same process. Have any lessons been learned? BY HW STAFF W hen Rishi Gogate, 27, moved to Jersey City from Bombay two years ago, he felt he couldn’t have found a better place to live. Working in the hectic day-to-day of New York, Gogate, a dentist by profession, was relieved to come home to his quiet Paulus Hook neighborhood. In Jersey City, he said, there’s plenty of parking, great restaurants at which to eat and fascinating, like-minded people with whom to socialize. A year prior, he had lived in Elmhurst, Queens. The transition between the eastern outer borough of New York and its western neighbor was almost like a slap in the face. “It was a stark difference between the quality of life I had here and the quality of life there,” Gogate said. “I had the conveniences that I could park my car, the waterfront was a short walk away and the PATH train was a few blocks away. I had the best of both worlds: work in New York and live in a more relaxed atmosphere.” One could arguably presume that almost everyone who chooses to hang their hat in Jersey City cites similar reasons for why they live here. Aside from the tangibles that Gogate mentioned, Downtown Jersey City also attracts young, educated people with its vibrant cosmopolitan community. “I just can relate to the people who live in Jersey City more than I can relate to the people who live in New York,” Gogate added. “In New York, you just have Wall Street junkies or rich, tight-upper-lip people. In Jersey City, it’s all the really nice, down-to-earth people.” The people Gogate is referring to — young, smart, high-earning individuals like himself — are those that comprise the “creative class,” a term coined in 2002 by economic development professor Richard Florida in his book The Rise of the Creative Class. Ever since Florida — a New Jersey native who attended Rutgers University — published his seminal work, the buzz that’s been generated in development circles across the United States has gone unabated. Universities offer courses relating to the economics of Florida’s ideas. The real estate industry has specifically targeted the creative class as a consumer base, and states and other government entities have also hopped onto the bandwagon. In 2003 in Michigan, Gov. Jennifer Granholm asked 200 of her mayors to come up with ideas on how to foster a more hip environment. Cities like Columbus, Ohio, and Pittsburgh, Penn., have expressed interest in luring those people. Even task forces in small towns have been built to address the issue. In Hudson County, however, the ‘rise of the creative class’ has not had the same experience. PERSONAE NON GRATA I t happened first in Hoboken, in the late 1980s, when creative types and other professionals, known collectively and derogatorily as ‘yuppies,’ discovered the cheaper rents and easy access to Manhattan. These people created an environment that transformed Hoboken from an undesirable, disenfranchised industrial backwater into a thriving, desirable place. Rents skyrocketed. The market squeezed out the new breed of creatives. Until prices dropped after the dot-com bust of April 2001, Hoboken was off limits to those who couldn’t afford it. The next alternative was Jersey City, a place that in the mid-1990s closely resembled Hoboken 15 years earlier. Newcomers to the creative class found similar refuge in Jersey City’s affordable rents and easy access to New York. As in Hoboken, a new kind of community emerged. Within the past 10 years, Downtown Jersey City has seen a growing number of people one would usually associate with neighborhoods like Williamsburg, Brooklyn, or the Lower East Side. For the most part, this community orbited around artists. As this new community formed and began to grow in size and visibility, other creatives flocked to Downtown Jersey City. The primary lure of Jersey City, of course, was the proximity to Manhattan and the more affordable rents. But for those like Gogate, something intangible was undeniably at work— when one had to decide on an outer borough in which to live, Jersey City didn’t look all that bad. The effect of those decisions can be seen on a short walk around the Grove Street PATH station. Clothing boutiques and trendy restaurants line the street. Lounges like L.I.T.M. and exhibition spaces like 4 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com Gallery 58 cater to an ever-increasing number of young creatives. Bands clamor to play at Uncle Joe’s Bar. And rents in Downtown Jersey City are inching towards those of Hoboken. The gentrification process Jersey City is currently experiencing, however, differs from that of Hoboken in one crucial way: the creatives are fighting back. The fight is being crystallized within the brick walls of 111 First Street, a 19th century industrial building that has served as an ad hoc arts center for the past 15 years. CREATIVES FIGHT BACK T he building first came to be used by creatives in the late 1980s when its owner, the Manhattanbased New Gold Equities Corp., began subdividing the space and renting it out as artists’ studios. Word caught on quickly. At its height, more than 150 artists from at least 15 countries worked there. The community at 111 First Street served as the center of the universe for the creatives living downtown. The Jersey City Artists’ Studio Tour, an annual festival that ranks as one of the city’s most well attended events, was given life through 111 First Street. Three-and-a-half years ago, however, things started to change. In December 2001, citing terrorism and security concerns, New Gold Equities instituted a 10 p.m. curfew at the building. In September 2003, New Gold Equities sent letters to tenants advising them of rent increases ranging from 50 to 150 percent. In August, the company received permission to remove about 50 feet from the building’s historic smokestack. The company was also given the right to entirely demolish the vacant building it owned across the street from 111 First St. New Gold Equities has never publicly stated that it was trying to drive the artists from their studios. Citing fire code violations and unsafe conditions, the company has said it was trying to reduce its liability in the case of an emergency. The number of artists who work at 111 First Street has dwindled from around 160 to about 70. Those 70, however, have banded together to maintain the building’s status as an arts center. Forming an organization named 111 ArtsFirst, the remaining artists have taken it upon themselves to create a non-profit arts center on the site. Funding to purchase the building from New Gold needs to be secured, and the organization estimates that between $27 million and $40 million will be needed to accomplish the task. “What we’ve been trying to do is put together a project to put together an arts district,” said Kevin Mayer, an oil painter who has lived in Jersey City for four years. “A rather large, new non-profit arts center with a lot of new different services for the community.” Although the artists affiliated with 111 ArtsFirst continue to work toward their goal, some observers CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE in city government don’t see much hope in the situation. In an effort to aid the artists’ plight, the City Council approved unanimously in late October the designation of the area surrounding the 111 First Street as the Powerhouse Arts District, a redevelopment area that is given special protection because of its historic character. The designation would prevent the owner of the structure from demolishing it, and any changes would have to be approved by the city’s Historic Preservation Commission. Although the City Council’s move — which an attorney for New Gold Equities said in published reports the company seeks to legally challenge — suggests a sympathetic attitude toward the artists, the city has emphatically made clear that its support will not extend to taking the building from New Gold Equities through eminent domain. A SOBERING PERSPECTIVE M any see it as a deadlock — a bitter stalemate between the interests of the community at large and the property rights of a private landowner. Experts in the real estate industry have said that what’s transpiring now should have happened five years ago, when real estate prices were lower and waterfront landowners might have been more willing to part with their assets. But where most people see 111 First Street as an inevitable battle between competing fundamental interests, one Hudson real estate developer doesn’t see a problem. Dil Hoda, who along with business partner Jerry Saddel purchased Hoboken’s Levelor Blinds Factory in December 1990, transformed an outdated industrial building into a thriving arts center in the Mile Square City’s western interior. The building, which contains artists’ studios as well as space for a variety of other cultural pursuits, has virtually no vacancies. It is part of a larger, more ambitious plan to create an arts center that includes retail and market-rate residences as well as affordable lofts for artists and gallery space. The motivation for buying the Levelor factory, Hoda said, was because he and Saddel were looking for a real estate opportunity. Their investment of time and money in creating an arts center, he said, was not out of sheer concern for the cultural character of Hoboken. It was because they saw that there was money to be made in doing it. “It made economic sense to us,” Hoda said. “That’s the fundamental issue that most folks miss. There’s a problem and solution that people don’t recognize. They don’t recognize the benefits of having the creative class.” The modus operandi among developers in Hudson’s waterfront communities, Hoda said, is to build residential. Gleaming residential towers in both Jersey City and Hoboken have been hugely profitable in recent decades, and the common wisdom formed through that success persists in current construction. But if one were to look at real estate development in the long-term, Hoda added, adopting a multi-faceted approach can yield even higher receipts. “In the long-run, the creative class generates wealth, not just for themselves, but also for the community,” he said. “There’s tremendous value to the arts. City leaders should make an effort to preserve that. “If a place gets a reputation, everything surrounding an arts area grows,” he added. “Why do you think a W Hotel comes to Hoboken and other hotels come to Jersey City? Why do you think Hoboken gets corporate headquarters while Jersey City gets back office operations? (Hoboken) is more artsy, it’s more cultured. A lot of that has hollowed out, but the perception is still there.” Hoda’s way of thinking resembles closely what Florida argues in his ‘creative class’ argument. Thriving communities are built holistically through the application of various models, and the underlying tenet is that these communities meet high standards of economic growth. “Policy-makers need to be educated that you’re not doing this out of the goodness of your heart,” Hoda said, “There’s an economic reason. You have to harness the natural forces to make something work. The point is that greed is a powerful force. You need to harness it.” THE MEMPHIS MANIFESTO The following principles were formed and adopted at the Memphis Manifesto Summit, a meeting of creative professionals from 48 cities in the U.S., Canada and Puerto Rico in late April 2003. Hosted by Richard Florida, the summit strived to create a set of guidelines by which communities can foster the emergence of the creative class. 1. Cultivate and reward creativity. Everyone is part of the value chain of creativity. Creativity can happen at anytime, anywhere, and it’s happening in your community right now. Pay attention. 2. Invest in the creative ecosystem. The creative ecosystem can include arts and culture, nightlife, the music scene, restaurants, artists and designers, innovators, entrepreneurs, affordable spaces, lively neighborhoods, spirituality, education, density, public spaces and third places. 3. Embrace diversity. It gives birth to creativity, innovation and positive economic impact. People of different backgrounds and experiences contribute a diversity of ideas, expressions, talents and perspectives that enrich communities. This is how ideas flourish and build vital communities. 4. Nurture the creatives. Support the connectors. Collaborate to compete in a new way and get everyone in the game. 5. Value risk-taking. Convert a “no” climate into a “yes” climate. Invest in opportunity-making, not just problem-solving. Tap into the creative talent, technology and energy for your community. Challenge conventional wisdom. 6. Be authentic. Identify the value you add and focus on those assets where you can be unique. Dare to be different, not simply the look-alike of another community. Resist monoculture and homogeneity. Every community can be the right community. 7. Invest in and build on quality of place. While inherited features such as climate, natural resources and population are important, other critical features such as arts and culture, open and green spaces, vibrant downtowns, and centers of learning can be built and strengthened. This will make communities more competitive than ever because it will create more opportunities than ever for ideas to have an impact. 8. Remove barriers to creativity, such as mediocrity, intolerance, disconnectedness, sprawl, poverty, bad schools, exclusivity, and social and environmental degradation. 9. Take responsibility for change in your community. Improvise. Make things happen. Development is a “do it yourself” enterprise. A BATTLE OF ‘GOOD VS. EVIL’ B ut greed is precisely what many of the artists with 111 ArtsFirst say is the root of their dilemma. When New Gold Equities raised the rent on the studios, many artists complained that Lloyd Goldman, principal of New Gold Equities and part owner of the World Trade Center, didn’t need it to offset costs or make improvements to the building. In the popular consciousness of the Downtown creative community, Goldman has acquired a reputation as a ruthless land speculator, someone who will behave recklessly in order to turn a profit. An act of arson at the building in November, currently under investigation by the Jersey City Fire Department, has prompted some inhabitants to say they fear for their lives. Other unproved allegations, such as the presence of organized crime, have been whispered across Downtown Jersey City. The heightened enmity between the artists and their landlord betrays a paradigm that, among other things, defines profitable real estate development as antithetical to the creation of a creative community. Hoda, however, says the opposite is true. “They are absolutely, 100 percent not mutually exclusive,” he said. “That has to be recognized by all the players in this triangle. If they work in unison, it can be a win-win-win situation.” One illustration of this is current real estate prices in the area surrounding the Powerhouse Arts District. Even while the nation is recovering from economic recession, residential development continues. In one residential project under construction near Exchange Place, located about five blocks from 111 First Street, two condo units were sold for $750 per square foot. That price, according to a local real estate professional, is the highest yet ever paid for residential space in the state of New Jersey. And the buyers weren’t investors looking to rent the space out for a premium, either. They were a pair of couples from western New Jersey who want to enjoy the amenities of New York but not necessarily live in the city itself. Florida’s theory states that the products of a growing creative class — galleries, restaurants, bars, theater, shopping, etc. — are what lures people to those creative centers. A population will invest its wealth in itself if given the opportunity to do so, and all that needs to be done is clear the way for that to happen. “You’ve got to harness greed,” Hoda added. “You have these natural forces and flows, and the question is how do you streamline it to align with everyone’s interests? Not only is it possible, but it would be foolish not to do it. “People who make money want to live amongst creative people,” he added. 10. Ensure that every person, especially children, has the right to creativity. The highest quality lifelong education is critical to developing and retaining creative individuals as a resource for communities. JC art community to be sold on W hen the city’s building department issued an emergency demolition permit to New Gold Equities, the owner of 111 First Street, earlier this month, the artists of 111 ArtsFirst spent the day fighting it as best they could. They first appeared in court to argue their case and later trekked to City Hall to air their concerns at a City Council meeting. After a long day of running around, some artists understandably felt dispossesed and powerless. At a late dinner at Wild Fusion on Grove Street, an idea flourished: if neither New Gold Equities nor the city wished to keep the arts community in Downtown Jersey City, why not sell it off to the highest bidder? “We have something valuable here that we built,” said oil painter and 111 ArtsFirst member Kevin Mayer. “And that’s the people. Why not just auction off that community?” ? When asked about what the group has planned if the worst-case scenario presents itself, Mayer didn’t reveal any contingency plan. Instead, a fighting attitude persisted. t’s never too late until it’s over,” he said. “I hope we don’t get dispersed, but that will remain to be seen. The most important thing for us to maintain is the community we built and realize this vision somewhere. And we’ll go wherever it takes to do that.” Some artists who have already left 111 First Street have taken up studio space in various neighborhoods across the city, and some insiders look to the Lafayette section as the next up-andcoming arts district. Spacious studio lofts have recently been made available at the TenMarc Building, located at 430 Communipaw Avenue. Cultural entrepreneurs across Hudson should take note: you can be the proud owner of Jersey City’s latest hot commodity to hit the market. “I www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 5 Hudson Weekly accepts short satirical essays, humorous musings and/or angry screeds for its Diversions page. diversions Urban Alles To submit an entry, email: [email protected] BY BEVIN BERMIINGHAM hudson weekly crossword Activism through stern, offensive gestures In the early 1990s, my Girl Scout troupe leader owned a Suburban. This was the first of its kind I’d ever noticed, and since it sat seven people comfortably, it was the perfect vehicle for someone who goes on a lot of camping trips with a large pack of screaming girls. Shortly after this, the popularity of the SUV-turned-minivan began and car companies started building them bigger and bigger — until they were practically short busses. When an Expedition driving as though it’s a Ferrari just narrowly edges between my sports coupe and another normal-size vehicle, I wonder what motivates people to make such purchases. A family of four does not need a car that big, even on the longest of road trips. No smoothly paved suburban landscape requires such dexterity. Unless you’re navigating the treacherous potholes of Jersey City, you do not need the ability to climb up the side of a mountain. I’m not alone in my mistrust of giant passenger vehicles. I recently discovered a website dedicated to putting Hummers in their place: www. FUH2.com. For those disgruntled by the polluting of the environment from needless status-mobiles, FUH2. com allows a place through which to express disgust through photos. Each post shows a gleeful nonHummer owner flipping off an H2, the non-military version of the Hummer that’s tricked out with outrageous comforts such as $15,000 cushioned seats. Sometimes the photos are simply a solitary finger shadowing the gas guzzler in the background. No matter what the photo, the message is clear: we wish to disrespect you as much as you disrespect the world around you. In a satirical, jovial way, of course. Alongside the photos is text reporting who took the picture, where the offending H2 was found and a pithy comment as to the photographer’s H2 rage. A man in Philadelphia enticed a group of teens to help flip off a yellow Hummer. Many shots are from gas stations, which, as a traveler put it, is the best place to spot a Hummer. Another submission shows a toy version of an H2, for status mongers in training. The middle-finger in that photo suggests that abortion may have been a better choice. (I’m not sure what exactly that’s supposed to mean, but you can sense his rage, can’t you?) My own submission is a photo I took of my cousin, Soozie. I had just told her about the website and that afternoon we found an H2 being raffled at the mall. She climbed on top of the unattended vehicle and we got a great shot. My girlfriend was appalled when I joined the campaign and began to flip off every H2 that crossed my path. “You’re just inviting road rage,” she gravely warned. This coming from the same woman who retaliates against tailgaters by driving the same speed as a tractor-trailer in the adjoining lane. “But, essentially, he’s flipping us off.” I explained about the ten to 13 miles per gallon they are rumored to get. (Since Hummers weigh in at 8,500 pounds, their bulk exempts them from federal fuel efficiency requirements). There were other arguments including one I’d lifted from FUH2, which is that hundreds of thousands of our loved ones are fighting to maintain the “American” right to use gas with such reckless abandon. So I have adopted this crusade of obscene hand gesture as environmentalism. No, it’s not living in a tree for three years to make a point or even as altruistic as picking up litter, but hey, it’s something. And it makes a lot more sense than commuting in a short bus. Bevin Bermingham promises that if she sees an H2 with a wreath on the front she’ll put a sprig of holly on her middle finger. HUAH! – Susan Edie, an aspiring actress from Camarillo, Calif., gives an H2 the good heaveho at the Ventura Mall in Ventura, Calif. Photo by Bevin Bermingham. history lesson This week’s ostensibly memorable events DEC. 17 1791 In a stroke of engineering genius, the City of New York establishes a traffic regulation that creates the first one-way street. 1969 Conspiracy theorists across the world are disappointed when the U.S. Air Force closes its Project “Blue Book,” concluding that there is no evidence of extraterrestrial spacecraft behind thousands of UFO sightings. 1975 Charles Manson acolyte, college dropout and apparent guerilla environmentalist Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme is sentenced to life in prison for pointing an empty .45 Colt automatic pistol at President Gerald Ford in Sacramento, Calif. 1998 Congressman Bob Livingston, R-Louisiana, admits that he committed several “indiscretions” outside his marriage and resigns his office. Livingston — one of the many loud Republican voices that demanded President Clinton’s impeachment for his affair with intern Monica Lewinsky — was about to be outed in Hustler. 2002 Ubiquitous globalization icon and international fast-food chain McDonald’s warns that it would report a $344 million loss in the fourth quarter. The loss, the first in the company’s 47-year history, followed a 2001 net income of $1.64 billion. DEC. 18 1787 The beautiful and grotesquely underrated Garden State becomes the third state to ratify the newly minted U.S. Constitution. 1987 Ivan F. Boesky, a Detroit native whose ‘Greed is all right’ speech prompted a monologue in the 1987 movie Wall Street, is sentenced to three and a half years in prison for plotting Wall Street’s biggest insider-trading scandal. Boesky, who turned into a government informant after he was caught, made about $200 million by betting on corporate takeovers. 1997 Saturday Night Live alumnus Chris Farley, 33, is found dead in his Chicago apartment. Cause of death is listed as a cocaine and heroine overdose, which was exacerbated by coronary arteriosclerosis. 6 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com 1999 After living atop a redwood tree in the marijuana heaven of Humboldt County, Calif., for two years, Julia “Butterfly” Hill, an environmental activist protesting the logging industry, comes down. DEC. 19 1776 Pinko liberal Thomas Paine publishes his first “American Crisis” essay, which was intended to inspire colonists to keep up the good fight against the British. Beginning with the line ‘These are the times that try men’s souls,’ the Crisis essays were read aloud to troops by George Washington himself. 1887 In a fight to end all fights, boxers Jake Kilrain and Jim Smith fight bare-knuckled for 106 rounds, which came out to about 2 hours and 30 minutes. Ruled a draw, the fight was ended because it was too dark to see what was going on. 1996 In what ended up being a highly controversial move, the Oakland, Calif., school board votes to recognize Ebonics, or Black English. The vote is later overturned. 1998 The House of Representatives impeach President Bill Clinton on two charges of perjury and obstruction of justice. Ho-hum. DEC. 20 1994 White House security officers shoot and kill Marcelino Corniel, a homeless man who had happened to brandish a knife near 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 1999 Vermont’s Supreme Court rules that homosexual couples are entitled to the same benefits and protections as wedded couples of the opposite sex. DEC. 21 1620 The strait-laced and entirely too-religious English pilgrims aboard the “Mayflower” land at Plymouth Rock, Mass. 1948 Apparently as a result of some offensive behavior at a Canadian See HISTORY — p. 14 hudson weekly Hudson Weekly accepts short satirical essays, humorous musings and/or angry screeds for its Diversions page. To submit an entry, email: [email protected] Sex Talk BY MISS KITTY Frank advice from someone who’s seen it all. Hello, all you sexy people and welcome to “Sex Talk with Miss Kitty.” Every week, Miss Kitty will answer any questions you may have about sex. Just send your question to misskitty@hudsonweekly. com and she will address your question — no matter how dirty — with an open mind. Dear Miss Kitty: I was hanging with friends in a local bar the other night and one guy was spitting nails about his female boss and how she’s breaking his balls. He said she needed some “deep dicking.” Does this really work? Curious in the Dead Presidents Dear Curious, There seems to be a male perception that women who are bossy, strong-willed or tough are that way because a manly, swaggering dude hasn’t put them in their place with a pillowclenching snatch bang. Guys like your friend think the only way to change this type of woman’s treatment of men is to hump them until their heads are banging against the headboard. This misconception dates back to Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,” where independent Kate is finally tamed by macho bohunk Petruchio when he breaks down her strong will. She allows this to happen because she finally meets her match, the man who allows her to be feminine as long as she allows him his masculinity. Shakespeare didn’t write that Petruchio gives Kate a “deep-dicking.” Women don’t need a hard bang to change their moods. Just be nice, give us a fantastic orgasm and we’ll be purring in your arms. I would go so far as to say that guys who bang hard get fake orgasms from women who just want them to stop the drilling. If we wanted pile drivers, we’d buy vibrators that run on turbo and not C batteries. Dear Miss Kitty: When I’m about to have sex with a man, if he’s not well hung, I lose my desire. Is there something wrong with me? Am ReOdorant I what my gay friends call a “size queen?” Hung up in Paulus Hook Dear Hung Up, I’m always surprised when a woman describes herself as a “size queen.” Gay guys do it, but that’s because the dick is such a huge part of the gay relationship (besides love and all that.) For women, though, it’s a different story. Women’s boxes come in all shapes and sizes. But for the most part, a dick that’s more than five or six inches can feel like someone’s shoving a living room couch in there. The average six-incher is just about right for oral sex, too. I mean, when they’re really, really big, you can almost feel your jaw unhinge. That’s just not sexy. Maybe you should try to concentrate on the man and not his equipment. All dicks are swell when they’re attached to swell guys. Dear Miss Kitty: I had a date the other night with a woman who had the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen. Her nipples were incredible, like two pink pencil erasers. But no matter how much I licked them, I couldn’t get a response out of her. It was as if they had no sensitivity at all? What should I do? Confused in Newport Dear Confused, I have always thought of the nipple-clitoris connection as something as basic as “the hip bone’s connected to the thigh bone…”, but it’s just not the case. Not all women have responsive nipples that get their juices flowing. Some women’s nipples are so sensitive, one lick and they’re moaning the guy’s name like he’s the last dude on earth. But for others, you can suck, bite and chew ‘em like a wad of Bazooka and all they do is yawn in your face. All I can say is all women are different. But if she’s not nipple-oriented, maybe there’s another part of her body you can lick to send her into orbit, like her neck or the back of her ears. Just be like Columbus and explore! diversions abuela’s catholic heresy* BY ALBERTINA CRUZ FOR THE WEEKS OF DEC. 17–DEC. 30 *TRANSLATED FROM THE COLLOQUIAL SPANISH ARIES LEO Social events around the holidays will present you with a chance to exaggerate details about either your social status, income, professional position or accomplishments. This influence strikes hardest on Christmas Eve, and it would be wise to avoid doing so. The urge to tell little white lies depends entirely on how well you’ve been dealing with Saturn’s sobering transit through your first house this month, but don’t falter. It will be worth your while to remain honest, as the planet of the love goddess trines your sun on Christmas Day. Venus in this position puts integrity at a premium, and people are bound to take notice and respond positively. And don’t forget to take as many pictures with friends and relatives as you can; the love goddess conjoins the planet of the sea god from Fri 24 to Mon 27, making those pictures especially flattering. From Fri 17 to Wed 29, the planet of the earth god moves back to where he was at the time of your birth, forcing you to come to terms with a major life trend. As can be guessed from the name, the earth god governs all things earthly— he is a taskmaster, making you painfully aware of your mortal needs and desires. How you pay your bills, how you live your life, etc. This has been a breaking point, a decisive time where it’s normal to start thinking about things coming to an end. Youthful dreams, perhaps, are finally cast off. But as this happens, your future and the purpose that guides it come into clearer focus. Trust your instinct and do what you must. Although it seems chaotic, the universe conspires daily to teach you something. Don’t ignore it. TAURUS The planet of the love goddess makes a quick visit through your fifth house of friends and lovers from Wed 29 to Thurs 30, so don’t hesitate to go out and enjoy the holiday season. You are likely to sense competitive attitudes from the people you meet at this time, but don’t write them off. Stress from the holidays — and possibly old frictions with family members or other close associates — that may have been stirred will give you less patience to deal with new people, but the love goddess’ trine with your planet of the air god in the third week of the month adds the right amount of luck to any new endeavor. Pray, meditate, or do whatever you usually do to banish negativity that lingers around you. It will pay off in more ways than one. GEMINI Delays and difficulties in business transactions, most likely dealing with real estate or other property, have loomed at the forefront of your mind this month. The winged-footed god through your fourth house of possessions, at odds with the love goddess squared with your moon, keeps the universe from cooperating with your goals. The effect of this influence is that you feel deflated, as if you’re trying to roll a heavy rock uphill. Do not, however, hibernate or cut off yourself off. The love goddess, in trine with your planet of the war god, warns you that this is not the time to be alone, and exceptionally warm feelings from friends and family will help ease your bruised ego. From Sat 25 through Wed 29, you will be faced with a situation in which you will be tempted to reveal a secret. Don’t. CANCER You have recently been the recipient of many compliments and good wishes, most notably on Fri 17 when the sun trines with the planet of the love goddess. Others find you attractive and wish to express their affection, and you have been more than willing to oblige. The stars make this a perfect time to join organizations and attend meetings, and any new business that you engage in will pay off handsomely in the future. The smooth ride you are given in the first half of the month, however, gets a little turbulence as the month wears on. The love goddess opposes the winged-footed god from Wed 29 through Thu 30, causing miscommunications and disagreements with spouses, business partners or travel companions. Don’t press any issues; just ride the wave until it’s over. VIRGO This month has been very tense for you, and your patience is spent. Imposing authority figures or ridiculous rules test your stamina from Fri 17 to Wed 29, and there is some indication that you might have to return something that was given to you. You will reach the point where you are fed up, and as if that wasn’t enough, you will find yourself embroiled in a heated argument in another sphere of life. If you had problems at work, you can expect them at home, particularly with your spouse or lover. The argument will be rooted in a clash of principles or values, and your frayed nerves will translate the discord into personal insult. Aggression will develop, and the possibility for injury from overexertion is strong. Don’t go jogging to burn off the anger. You’ll probably twist your ankle or have a fall. Don’t get cosmetic surgery, either. SCORPIO You’ve been blessed with extraordinary luck this month, and it doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. In work, in social circles, and even in romantic liaisons, you have been given the Midas touch. The planets of both the love goddess and the air god have been very active from Fri 17 through Wed 29, making any and all positive movement for you quite effortless. The sun goes through your twelfth house of the inner self from Fri 17 through Mon 20, making it high time for you to analyze the roots of your behavior. Delve deep into your subconscious and explore what motivates you to act the way you do. The time is right for you to either fix a deep-seated problem or efficiently hone a skill that proves to be beneficial. The sun sextiles its own position at the time of your birth on Thu 30, giving you a chance to feel even better about yourself. Some people really do have all the luck. SAGITTARIUS You will find yourself at the center of attention during the second half of this month, and there has no better time to shake what your mama gave ya. The sun sextiles the position of the planet of the love goddess at the time of your birth on Fri 17, giving you an exceptionally favorable appeal to superiors. That appeal, however, comes from what is most attractive about you. The love goddess walks through your tenth house of high ambition from Fri 24 through Tue 28, highlighting your beauty, a particular artistic talent you possess or your winning personal- See HERESY— p. 15 www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 7 Live! On Tap Next Month: THE OUTSIDE (1/8, Uncle Joe’s) REBECCA HART (1/11, The Goldhawk) SWISS AUTO CLUB (1/13, Maxwell’s) on the Left Bank ON THE PROWL (1/14, Uncle Joe’s) hudson weekly DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 SURREY LANE (1/14, The Goldhawk) ALL RATTLE AND DUST (1/15, Uncle Joe’s) Amy Speace The former Hoboke nite plays a trio show w ith Rich Feridun on guitars and Jagoda on drums. The Goldhawk, 93 6 Park Ave., HOB. 420-7989. 8:30 p.m. Free. JAN 5 wednesday Sweet folk friday DEC. 17 YULE LOVE THIS AT GRACE Join the parish at Grace Church Van Vorst at 6:30 p.m. for an evening of tree trimming, old-fashioned caroling, and Christmas cheer. Guests are encouraged to bring a homemade ornament to hang on our tree, as well as baked goods or drinks if possible. Families with children are welcome. For more information, call 222-6998. DECONSTRUCTING CLICHÉ ‘HE & SHE’ AT PARK PLAYHOUSE The Hudson Exploited Theater Company presents a night of theatre, food and drink for their annual fund-raiser. 32nd Street Playhouse, 560 32nd St., Union City. 8 p.m. Call 617-9130 for more information. $25 includes admission and open beer and wine bar. DEC. 18 NORTH POLE PHOTO-OP TREE TRIMMING saturday saturday DEC. 18 saturday LAST MINUTE SHOPPING PICTURES WITH SANTA FURNITURE SALE Families in JC & HOB will have a chance to get a photograph with old St. Nick in two events, both happening from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. In Jersey City, Santa will be available for free photos at North Fork Bank, located on the corner of Jersey and Newark avenues. In Hoboken, he and his elves will be at DeBaun Auditorium,located at the corner of Fifth and Hudson streets. Parents can take their own photos at no cost or get one taken by Santa’s Elves for $5. Proceeds will benefit the Hoboken Shelter. All visitors also get a special gift. Victory Hall, 186 Grand St., Sale at 3 p.m., free. Party, $5 suggested donation. See www.111first.org for more information. saturday DEC. 18 ‘FUNNY’ IN SPANISH ANTHONY KENNEDY Half-Colombian and Half-British, Kennedy grew up around the world and is fully bilingual. His “uncanny ability to imitate people, create characters and interpret life makes for a performer who, combined with his high energy, is both talented and exciting.” Rascals on the Hudson, 360 Marin Blvd., JC. 9 p.m., $15. Call 217-8900 for more information. 8 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com DEC. 18 ProArts and the artists of 111 First Street will stage an art & furniture sale to benefit the legal defense fund of 111 ArtsFirst, a non-profit organization that strives to create an arts center in Downtown Jersey City. A party will follow after. thursday DEC. 23 HIPSTER CENTRAL WORDS&MUSIC Hosted by Middlepoet, Jersey City’s unofficial poet laureate, words&music is a weekly event that features the lyrical stylings of local favorites, traveling guests and brave attendants. “It’s all about poetry, music and mingling.” Hospitality by The Cannon and music by DJs Lady J, Aqualung and Funkiejunkie. The Waterbug Hotel Annex, 7 Erie St., JC. 10 p.m.1:30 a.m. See www.thewaterbughotel.com for more information. Have a hankering for cheap buffalo wings? Want to find a local pub that’s showing the game? The Grid strives to be your ultimate go-to guide for what’s happening in the bars and clubs in your neighborhood. the grid FRIDAY To get a free listing: Please send all new events, corrections and addenda to [email protected]. SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Half-price martini night. 4-close. Happy Hour. See left for specials. HOBOKEN 3 FORTY GRILL 340 Sinatra Dr., 217-3406. Happy Hour. See right for specials. Happy Hour from 4-7; specials include $3 Miller Lite, Amstel Lite and Yuengling drafts. $2 off martinis. Brunch from 11:30 to 4. BAHAMA MAMA’S 215 Wshngtn St., 217-1642. Call for more information. BAJA 104 14th St., 653-0610. Happy Hour from 4-6. $2.75 imports, $2 domestics, $5 Cuervo margaritas. BAR AT 10TH & WILLOW 935 Willow Ave., 653-2358. BAR NONE 84 Wshngtn St., 420-1112. Hip-hop, house and reggae every night, with DJ Brian Coxx spinning Thurs. – Sun. Ladies pay $2 for drinks and no cover until 11 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays; reduced cover after 11. Validated parking available. BLACK BEAR BAR & GRILL 205 Wshngtn St., 656-5511. DJ Jeff spins hip-hop. DJ Johnny spins hip-hop. Mexican Monday. NFL with specials on Mexican beers. Pitcher of Rolling Rock & bucket of wings, $12.95 $2.50 domestic pints 1/2- price martinis all night. Karaoke with Big Blanche, 10 p.m. No cover. $1 off domestic bottles. Sunday Brunch, 11-3, $15. NFL, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. Sports trivia. BUSKER’S BAR & GRILL 94 Bloomfield St., 604-1380. THE CAGE 3 Newark St., 216-1766. Groove. Int’l DJ Hector Fonseca spins house. $5 cover. Pulse. DJ Johnny Feelgood spins house. Drink specials with a very special show. $5 cover. COURT ST. RESTAURANT 61 Sixth St., 795-4515. Liquid Brunch from 3-9. $3 mimosas & marys. DJ Mike Cruz spins house, tribal, underground, Latin house. Burger & Beer Night. Specials on Skyy, UV & Brooklyn Lager. Thirsty Thursdays. $2 Yuengling, $3 Bass & Smirnoff drinks. $1 domestic draft. DJ Special K spins 80s, classic & freestyle. Free pizza after 10. Rockette. Rock, pop & glammed out disco beats with DJ Jeff. Comedy Hour w/ Duplex’s own Poppi Kramer at 10. No cover. 1/2-price wings, $1 off any draft, 8-10. Ladies Night. $3 well drinks & $2 shots, 9-11. Martini Night. Specialty martinis $4. Guitarist Will O’Connor from 8-11. $1 drafts from 7-8, $2 drafts from 8-9, $3 drafts from 9-10. Industry Night; 50% off food & drinks w/ bar card. Ladies & 80s Night. Ladies w/ other fems get free entrees. Guys get $2 Miller Lites. Wine Lover Wednesdays, 5-2. Entire wine list 1/2-price w/ dinner. Martinis 1/2-price at bar. Live Music. Margarita Mania, $5 pitchers from 5-2. Retro Tuesday. $2 Bud, $4 drinks. Why Not? Wednesday. $2 Yuengling, $4 drinks. $2 Michelob Light, 1/2- price martinis. Happy Hour 5-8. Happy Hour 5-8. Live band at 9, no cover. Happy Hour 5-8; DJ spins 80s, pop & hip-hop. Brunch from 11 - 3. DUFFY’S 239 Bloomfield St., 963-5512. DIPPER’S 616 Wshngtn St., 386-9464. $2 shots, 11-midnite. FARSIDE BAR & GRILL 531 Wshngtn St., 963-7677. Rotating drink specials. Call for more information. GASLIGHT BAR & GRILL 400 Adams St., 217-1400. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. GOLDHAWK LOUNGE 936 Park Avenue., 420-7989. Fiesta Fridays. Free chips n’ salsa & 1/2-price margaritas & Coronas, 5-10. GREEN ROCK TAP & GRILL 70 Hudson St., 386-5600. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 mugs of Coors, Miller & Yuengling. DJ. $10 pitchers during the day & 25¢ wings at night. DJ. HOBSON’S CHOICE 77 Hudson Pl., 420-0070. Happy Hour 4-7, M-F. DJ Mike spins. DJ Frank spins. LIBERTY BAR & GRILL 61-63 14th St., 222-6322. 1/2-price appetizers from 5-7 at bar. Morning brunch from 11 -2. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. College football noon-6. 25¢ wings, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. Happy Hour 5-8. 25¢ wings. $10 pitchers of Coors & Yeungling. $10 party platters. 25¢ wings. DJ Frank spins. Brunch from 11-2, football & basketball. LOUISE & JERRY’S 329 Washington St., 656-9698. Tuesday Trivia. 1st, 2nd & 3rd prizes awarded. Ladies get $2.50 drinks at bar. $4 imports, $3.50 domestics every day. MADISON BAR & GRILL 1316 Wshngtn St., 386-0300. Happy Hour 5-7. $3.50 glass house wine, $5.50 well, $3 drafts, domestics & selected imports. DJ at 8:30. No cover. DJ at 8:30. No cover. MAXWELL’S 1039 Wshngtn St., 798-0406. Samuel Smith lager or stout for $3.75. Cuervo Gold for $4, Cuervo 1800 for $5. Boddington’s pub can for $3.50. All flavors of Bacardi rum, $4. Sunday Jazz Brunch from 10-3; $20 for adults, $10 for kids 12 & under. Dixie beer, $3. Jack Daniels, $4. Early Bird Menu from 5 to 10. Martini Madness. 1/2- price drinks. Early Bird Menu from 57, $13.16 per person. Bud, Bud Light and Rolling Rock for $2.50. Southern Comfort, $4. Corona and Presidente, $3. Margaritas, $5. DJ at 8:30. No cover. Guiness, $3.50. Jameson, $4. Yuengling, $2.50. Absolut vodka, all flavors, $4. $3 domestics; $4 imports; $4 mixed drinks. Ladies get $3 drinks all night. MCMAHON’S BROWNSTONE 1034 Willow Ave., 798-5650. MCSWIGGAN’S 110 First St., 798-6700. NFL Ticket. $14 pitchers of Coors & 24 wings. MILE SQUARE BAR & GRILL 221 Wshngtn St., 420-0222. Happy Hour 3:30 -7.$2 off all drafts, $3 house wine. ODDFELLOWS REST 80 River St., 656-9009. Happy Hour 4-8, Tu-F. $4 hurricanes & $2.50 Miller, Yuengling & Amstel drafts. O’DONOGHUE’S 205 First St., 798-5595. Fridays’s and Saturday’s- Live Entertainment- Check out www.odonoghues.com for schedule O’NIEAL’S 343 Park Ave., 653-1492. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 off everything. Brunch 11-3, $13.95. Football. Pitcher specials. Brunch. $14.95. $2 Bud & Coors, $3 everything else. $15 Mojito pitchers. $10 Sangria pitchers. 2-for-1 martinis. Pitcher and Wing Specials, “Pong Night” Pitcher and Wing Specials, Pool, Ping Pong $10 Coronita buckets. Stella Night. Earn a free Stella glass w/ purchase. Happy Hour all night. Dart League, $2.00 Bud Lt. and Michelob Lt. Drafts Pool League, $3.00 Bud, Bud Lt., Micelob Ultra Bottles 1/2 Price Martini’s, “Industry Night”-bring your bar card for draft and shot specials Bitch. No cover. Drink specials. DJ Tim spins house for a queer crowd. Doors at 8, music at 10. Ladies Night. 1/2- price drinks, all night. Acoustic guitarist Tom Shea performs. No cover. Brunch from 11-3. $11.95 PLANET HOBOKEN 16-18 Hudson Pl., 653-6888. ROGO’S 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. Martini Madness. Premium martinis $4. Call for event listings. What the Buck? 8-11, $1 drinks, DJ. $25 all-you-can-drink domestic drafts & wings. Wing Night. 15¢ wings. RUE DE JARDIN 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. SHANNON LOUNGE 106 First St., 656-9820. Live band at 10. $5 cover. SKYBAR LOUNGE 96 River St., 656-7731. DJs spinning lounge, Euro dance, progressive. No cover. Doors at 8, music at 10. SULLIVAN’S 600 Wshngtn St., 420-9849. Happy Hour 5-7, M-F. 1/2- price everything. Football w/ $2 pints & 24¢ wings. See BACK PAGE www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 9 arts & entertainment a r t s @ h u d s o n w e e k l y. c o m In the pursuit of ‘fabulous’ BY HW STAFF Downtown Jersey City cultural entrepreneur creates community at Erie Street hair salon E rie Street resident Carla Anderson, 44, remembers the exact moment when she was turned on to hairdressing. About 20 years ago, she had been working as a bartender and felt like she needed a serious career change. On an exploratory visit with her aunt to Kean College in Union, Anderson spotted a cosmetology school across the street. She went in, took a deep breath and knew it was for her. “The reason I did it was because beauty school smelled just like art class,” Anderson said last week at Balance, her Downtown Jersey City salon. “What I liked about art class was that I was able to make things with my hands. Doing hair was just like that.” Since then, Anderson has been through numerous jobs in the world of hair. She first worked at an African-American salon in Plainfield, and then moved on to doing hair replacement in Teaneck. She finally ended up as a stylist in Hoboken, where she worked for 10 years. ot since that day at beauty school in Union has Anderson’s craft been so closely tied to art. That is, of course, until Anderson met the artists of 111 First Street. At the suggestion of Lex Leonard, a Jersey City resident who runs an art collective in Downtown Jersey City called The Waterbug Hotel, Anderson participated in an event a few years ago at Uncle Joe’s Bar on First Street. Billed as a performance artist, Anderson began cutting attendants’ hair at a salon-style booth installed in the bar’s courtyard. The experience energized her. “It gave me a new life with the hairdressing,” she said. That new life was incubated through Balance, the salon Anderson runs with her landlord on the ground floor of the building she lives in, practically five steps from Jersey City Police headquarters. Open since October 2003, the salon offers haircuts, treatments and styling for both women and men. he space, however, serves more as a neighborhood hangout than it does a usual salon. Anderson has packed what would be considered a full week of cultural programming at Balance, ranging from an open mic on Saturdays to yoga classes on Monday nights. Her calendar sometimes features opening receptions for the art that hangs on her walls, and Karina, a neighborhood psychic, gives readings on Saturdays. She even played host last Sunday to neighborhood resident Theresa Rivezzo, a selfdescribed “bohemian-Christian hippie” who gave animal massages in the salon’s back courtyard. When asked about how she came to staging these events at Balance, Anderson just shrugged and chalked it up to nature. “It’s my personality,” she said. “It couldn’t have been any other way.” The friends that Anderson made in Downtown Jersey City’s art scene have fueled Balance’s reputation as a meeting-ground for like-minded individuals. She recalled a time when, before the salon even finished construction, neighborhood friends N A WELCOME SPACE — Jersey City resident Theresa Rivezzo (above) greets Baby Girl on Saturday, Dec. 11, for an animal massage in the salon’s back courtyard. Below, the interior of Balance creates a warm, inviting space that features art and craftwork by local artists. Some of Balance’s staff, at bottom, from left-right: Chayyah Brooks, Gladys Ramos, Carla Anderson and Jun Sanders. T BALANCE WHERE: 18 ERIE STREET, JC, 369-0700. WEB: www.balancehair.com PRICES: Haircuts for women are $60 and up; men are $40 and up. Color services are $70 and up. Waxing and make-up services available. 40% off with junior sylist on Saturday or by appointment after 6:30 p.m. 8 Live! 13 Art 14 Theater 12 Food 10 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com 15 Music would hang outside for something to do. Now that the salon is open, it’s abuzz with artists, friends and just everyday neighbors. Anderson recalled an instance when a local artist came in and sat down behind a stylist and sketched the haircut that was in progress. The space itself reflects how well connected Anderson is in the Downtown community. Bjorn Riise, a local painter, painted the sky on the salon’s ceiling and designed the entire interior of the space. Another friend, light sculptor Norm Francoeur, has one of his pieces on permanent display. Designer Elen Sviland made the lamps that are positioned near the stations. It’s my personality. It couldn’t have been any other way. While the activity has been enough to keep Anderson very occupied with her business, she admits that Balance’s high stature in the community hasn’t yet translated into sales. “We’re not that busy, but we’re very popular,” she said. “I haven’t had this many friends since I was 10.” The warmth Anderson exudes shows itself during a typical day at Balance, where the door is always opening and closing with people dropping by. Some are there for haircuts and some aren’t. And even though Anderson is first and foremost a businesswoman, she doesn’t mind that her salon isn’t drowning in appointments. e’re sitting here patiently,” she said. “We do fabulous hair here. It’s a very friendly atmosphere. We’re not even trying. We’re just doing our own thing.” The staff Anderson has gathered reflects that laissez-faire sensibility. The salon’s receptionist, Jun Sanders, 33, is part of the band Astrojet. One of the stylists working at Balance is a woman Anderson refers to as Kati “Fabulous,” a shortening of an unwieldy Hungarian surname. Trained at Tony & Guy in London, Kati is described by Anderson as “rock star edgy.” Also on staff is Gladys Ramos, a Jersey City Heights resident who previously ran a shop in Hoboken called The Cutting Lounge for eight years. Alison Nelson, 21, was trained at Vidal Sassoon while Lorimar Hernandez, 25, serves as a junior stylist. The newest addition to Anderson’s staff is Chayyah Brooks, 26, a Park Slope native who specializes in African-American hair. nderson’s criteria in selecting her staff, she said, was so that it is as diverse as the community it serves. Like her cultural programming, Anderson wants there to be something for everyone at Balance. And although neighborhood types in need of a haircut haven’t yet discovered Balance, Anderson said she and her friends will keep doing what they do. “Look at us,” she added. “We’re all on commission here. We should be miserable. But we’re all doing our own thing.” “W A XX Cuts XX Film Random Train Sketches Drawings by Janna Coker www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 11 arts&entertainment table scraps AMERICAN HOBOKEN AMANDA’S, 908 Washington St., 798-0101. BRASS RAIL, 135 Washington St., 659-7074. COMPANY, 86 Garden St., 798-7600. CITY BISTRO, 56 14th St., 963-8200. FRANKIE & JOHNNIE’S, 163 14th St., 659-6202. LIBERTY GRILL, 61 14th St., 222-6322. LEO’S GRANDEZVOUS, 200 Grand St., 659-9467. MADISON GRILL, 1316 Wash. St., 386-0300. ODDFELLOWS REST, 80 River St., 656-9009. SPA RESTAURANT, 74 Hudson St., 653-6617. TEXAS ARIZONA, 76 River St., 420-0304. THREE-A’S, 500 Grand St., 217-1650. THREE FORTY GRILL, 340 Sinatra Dr., 217-3406. JERSEY CITY COMFORT BISTRO, 295 Grove St., 200-1320. DORRIAN’S, 555 Washington Blvd., 626-6660. FATBURGER, 286 Washington Blvd., 332-2244. 4 FIFTY 5, 455 Washington Blvd., 798-1114. KITCHEN CAFÉ, 60 Sussex St., 332-1010. LIBERTY HOUSE, 82 Audrey Zapp Dr., 395-0300. LIGHT HORSE, 199 Wash. Blvd., 946-2028. MARCO & PEPE, 289 Grove St., 860-9688. ODDEFLLOWS, 111 Montgomery St., 433-6999. SOUTH CITY GRILL, 70 Pavonia Ave., 610-9225. UNO CHICAGO, 286 Washington Blvd., 395-9500. VU, 2 Exchange Place, JC, 469-4650. CAFÉ HOBOKEN CAFE ELYSIAN, 1001 Washington St., 659-9110. FAVIA LITE CAFÉ, 208 Washington St., 217-1999. FROZEN MONKEY, 526 Washington St., 222-1311. PITA GRILL, 324 Washington St., 217-9777. SINATRA PARK CAFE, 525 Sinatra Dr., 420-9900. WATERWAY CAFÉ, 1 Hudson Place, 216-9788. WOLFGANG PUCK, 100 Sinatra Dr., 876-8600. JERSEY CITY BAKER BOYS, 270 Newark Ave., 876-0100. BASIC, 231 Eighth St., 656-5900. COSI, 545 Washington Blvd., 963-0533. GROUND, 530 Jersey Ave., 985-0400. KITCHEN CAFÉ, 60 Sussex St., 332-1010. MAHOGANY, 467 Communipaw Ave., 332-2474. NEW HAM. PARK PIZZA, 357 7th St., 798-9539. RIA’S, 24 Mercer St., 915-0045. CARIBBEAN/LATIN HOBOKEN CUCHARAMAM, 233 Clinton St., 420-1700. LA ISLA, 104 Washington St., 659-8197. ZAFRA KITCHEN, 301 Willow Ave., 610-9801. JERSEY CITY HARD GROVE CAFE, 319 Grove St., 451-1853. MR. GUSTO, 175 Newark Ave., 860-9540. NICOLE’S, 521 Jersey Ave., 433-8443. CHINESE To add a listing, email: [email protected] JERSEY CITY COLONETTE, 405 Rt. 440, 432-8222. FLAMINGO, 31 Montgomery St., 434-6769. MISS AMERICA, 322 West Side Ave., 333-5468. VIP DINER, 175 Sip Ave., 792-1400. DELIS HOBOKEN LUCA BRASI’S, 100 Park Ave., 217-6879. JERSEY CITY LOMBARDI’S, 269 Newark Ave., 239-9222. MILANO’S, 41 Montgomery St., 434-0126. DINERS HOBOKEN JOHNNY ROCKETS, 134 Wash. St., 659-2620. MIDTOWN DINER, 538 Wash. St., 656-2257. MALIBU DINER, 259 14th St., 656-1595. BY HW STAFF hw JC eatery offers down-home flavor for those on the go pick NORTH BERGEN Bergen, 864-8600. FRENCH HOBOKEN RUE DE JARDIN, 343 Garden St., 222-2177. JERSEY CITY CASABLANCA, [Moroccan] 354 Grove St., 420-4072. MADAME CLAUDE , 364½ Fourth St., 876-8800. GERMAN HELMER’S, 1036 Washington St., 963-3333. ITALIAN HOBOKEN ANIELLO’S, 1319 Washington St., 217-6800. DAVINCI, 411 Washington St., 659-2141. DENO’S, 732 Jefferson St., 222-2660. GERRINO’S, 96 River St., 656-7731. IL CANTUCCIO, 518 Washington St., 420-4447. LA SCALA, 159 14th St., 963-0884. LA TARTUSERIA, 1405 Grand St., 792-2300. NICCO’S, 247 Washington St., 332-8433. PICCOLO ROMA, 120 Washington St., 876-9088. PORTOFINO, 700 Clinton Ave., 659-2002. TUTTA PASTA, 200 Washington St., 792-9102. JERSEY CITY BERTUCCI’S, 560 Washington Blvd., 222-8088. CASA DANTE, 737 Newark Ave., 795-2750. PRESTO’S, 199 Warren St., 433-6639. PRONTO CENA, 87 Sussex St., 435-0004. NICCO’S, 247 Washington Blvd., JC, 332-8433. PUCCINI’S, 1064 West Side Ave., 432-4111. RITA & JOE’S, 142 Broadway, 451-3606. SCENT OF ITALY, 345 Grove St., 413-9775. INDIAN HOBOKEN INDIA ON THE HUDSON, 1210 Wash. St., 222-0101. KARMA CAFÉ, 505 Washington St., 610-0900. SAFFRON, 338 Bloomfield Ave., 222-3373. JERSEY CITY CAFÉ SPICE, 537 Washington Blvd., 533-0111. JAPANESE HOBOKEN ASIA SUSHI, 926 Washington St., 792-9660. ISTANA SUSHI, 936 Washington St., 656-9877. ROBONGI JAPAN, 520 Washington St., 222-8388. SUSHI HOUSE, 155 First St., 656-7788. SUSHI LOUNGE, 200 Hudson St., 386-1117. YAMA SUSHI, 205 Hudson St., 222-2800. WARM SMILES — Doris Martin, a friend of Tina Marie’s owner Anna Perna, is one of the hostesses at the inexpensive Downtown restaurant at the corner of Grove and Grand streets. F or almost 20 years, the space at the corner of Grand and Grove streets served as a quick Spanish food stand for people in a hurry. It was a no-frills deal, catering mainly to the local Hispanic population that lived or worked in the area. But when Scotch Plains resident Anna Perna saw a ‘for rent’ sign in the window a little over two years ago, she saw the potential for something far greater. A funds manager for a financial printing firm, Perna had always dreamed of opening a restaurant. She had her big chance. The result is Tina Marie’s, a small, comfortable restaurant serving a cuisine that can at best be called Jersey City fusion, incorporating Spanish, Caribbean, Mediterranean and American influences into one menu. There are empanadas and potato balls, beef and chicken stews, tapas like chorizo with onion and roasted pepper and entrees like grilled salmon. JERSEY CITY HOBOKEN SATAY, 99 Washington St., 386-8688. MEXICAN HOBOKEN BAJA, 104 14th St., 653-0610. CHARRITO’S, 121 Washington St., 418-8600. EAST L.A., 508 Washington St., 798-0052. EL BARRIO BURRITOS, 89 Washington St., 963-8686. MISION BURRITOS, 209 Fourth St., 795-0619. QDOBA, 400 Washington St., 386-8974. JERSEY CITY BAJA, 117 Montgomery St., 915-0062. OLÉ, 564 Washington Blvd., 626-6646. MIDDLE EASTERN HOBOKEN ALI BABA, 912 Washington St., 653-5319. TINA MARIE’S WHERE: 236 GROVE STREET, JC, 4353800. PRICES: Lunch ranges from $1 to $7.50. Dinner entrees range from $7.95 to $14.95. Free delivery from 11 a.m. to 5 pm. with $10 minimum. All the dishes, according to hostess Doris Martin, are done in a signature style, each reflecting the tastes and sensibilities of the cooking staff. side from Perna, the other cooks in the kitchen include an Irishman named Liam and Bebe, the cook who worked at the restaurant when it was the old Spanish food stand. Bebe has had more than 17 years to perfect her culinary skills, and she produces attractive dishes packed high with an aromatic and enticing helping of rice and beans. Perna, Martin said, likes adding personal touches to various dishes, including dicing the A PICCOLO’S , 92 Clinton St., 653-0564. IBBY’S FALAFEL, 303 Grove St., 432-2400. SHADMAN [Pakistani], 293 Grove St., 200-0333. PIZZA JERSEY CITY GRAND BANKS, 75 Montgomery St., 521-1800. FRONT PAGE CHINESE, 1120 Wash. St., 653-5676. KOMEGASHI, 103 Montgomery St., 433-4567. HOBOKEN COTTAGE, 516 Wash. St., 798-6788. KOMEGASHI TOO, 99 Pavonia Ave, 533-8888. OFF THE WALL, 512 Washington St., 798-6078. SUSHI TANGO, 516 Jersey Ave., 332-8300. RICE SHOP, 304 Washington St., 798-8382. MALAYSIAN BIG CHEF, 515 Jersey Ave., 309-0259. CHINA EMPIRE, 99 Greene St., 451-3888. CONFUCIUS, 538 Washington Blvd., 386-8898. D&J GARDEN, 342 Grove St., 451-1960. GREAT WALL, 281 Monmouth St., 433-1388. Hudson-style fusion COACH HOUSE, 921 Kennedy Blvd., North HOBOKEN JERSEY CITY FOOD Call restaurant for hours or for more information. HOBOKEN AUGUSTINO’S, 1104 Washington St., 420-0104. BENNY TUDINO’S, 622 Washington St., 792-4132. FILIPPO’S, 406 Washington St., 798-8210. GRANDE PIZZA, 400 Newark St., 459-6070. GRIMALDI’S, 133 Clinton St., 792-0800. MARGHERITA’S, 740 Washington St., 222-2400. MARIO’S, 742 Garden St., 659-0808. MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE, 38 Hudson Pl., 222-2848. MELINA’S, 534 Adams St., 963-3111. SEVENTH STAR, 342 Garden St., 653-7204. JERSEY CITY CARMINE’S, 102 Brunswick St., 386-8777. HELEN’S, 183 Newark Ave., 435-1507. STELLA’S, 315 Grove St., 435-4650. TELLY’S, 101 Greene St., 432-0012. 3 BOYS FROM ITALY, 415 Monmouth St., 795-5427. PORTUGUESE JERSEY CITY LISBON, 256 Warren St., 432-9222. SEAFOOD BIGGIE’S, 318 Madison St., 656-2161. LES BISOUS, 333 Washington St., 795-1104. 12 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com SPANISH HOBOKEN PUERTO SPAIN, 116 14th St., 420-7008. VALÉ, 832 Washington St., 653-2000. JERSEY CITY YULY’S PLACE, 45 Coles St., 222-9544. TAVERNS chorizo instead of presenting it as just your standard slice. What really sets Tina Marie’s apart, however, is the quality of the food at the prices it is offered. Lunch tapas sell for as low as $1. A lunch dish of rice and beans with a chicken leg and thigh is $5.50. For dinner, large potato balls with sautéed spinach are under $7. The main dining area is a converted grocery store where work by local artists hang on the walls, and the warm, dimly-lit rose-colored walls create a soothing environment for anyone wishing to come in from the cold and have something warm to eat. During warmer seasons, outside table service is available both on the sidewalk and in a back courtyard. Tina Marie’s also does corporate catering and private parties, and the dining room is available for rental. The restaurant doesn’t yet have a liquor license, but Martin said that guests are invited to bring their own bottles of wine to dinner. WILLIE McBRIDE’S, 616 Grand St., 610-1522. ZACK’S, 232 Willow Ave., 653-7770. JERSEY CITY COLES ST. PUB, 174 Coles St., 656-9240. GOLDEN CICADA, 195 Grand St., 432-0048. HAM. PARK ALE HOUSE, 708 Jersey Ave., 659-9111. LAMP POST GRILL, 382 Second St., 222-1331. THE MERCHANT, 279 Grove St., 200-0202. P.J. RYAN’S, 172 First St., 239-9911. ROSIE RADIGAN’S, 10 Exchange Pl., 451-5566. WHITE STAR, 230 Brunswick St., 653-9234. POLISH HOBOKEN BAR AT 10TH AND WILLOW, 935 Willow Ave., 653-2358. BLACK BEAR GRILL, 205 Washington St., 656-5511. BUSKER’S GRILL, 94 Bloomfield St., 604-1380. COURT ST. REST., 61 Sixth St., 795-4515. DUFFY’S, 239 Bloomfield St., 963-5512. FARSIDE GRILL, 531 Washington St., 963-7677. GASLIGHT, 400 Adams St., 217-1400. GREEN ROCK GRILL, 70 Hudson St., 386-5600. HOBSON’S, 77 Hudson Pl., 420-0070. LIBERTY GRILL, 61 14th St., 222-6322. MADISON GRILL, 1316 Washington St., 386-0300. MAXWELL’S, 1039 Washington St., 798-0406. MILE SQUARE, 221 Washington St., 420-0222. ONIEAL’S, 343 Park Ave., 653-1492. ROGO’S, 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. SULLIVAN’S, 600 Washington St., 420-9849. TED AND JO’S, 219 11th St., 222-6670. JERSEY CITY TANIA’S, 348 Grove St., 451-6189. THAI HOBOKEN BANGKOK CITY, 335 Washington St., 792-6613. CASUAL THAI, 1006 Washington St., 656-6108. SRI THAI, 234 Bloomfield St., 798-4822. T THAI, 102 Hudson St., 386-1522. JERSEY CITY SIAM, 62 Morris St., 433-7034. VIETNAMESE JERSEY CITY SAIGON CAFÉ, 188 Newark Ave., 332-8711. NHA TRANG PLACE, 249 Newark Ave., 239-1988. arts&entertainment gallery listings Dates and hours are subject to changes. Call gallery for more information. To have an exhibit/event listed, email: [email protected] ART Elektra complex BY HW STAFF hw The female form takes center stage in group show pick A OPENINGS & EVENTS BALLET & BREAD FRUIT (PICTURED ABOVE) Ria’s Café, 24 Mercer St., JC. 915-0045. Free. Caribbean life is the subject of a series of photographs by Christopher Lane and John Cadenhead , on display through Jan. 31 at Ria’s Café in Downtown Jersey City. Cadenhead’s close-ups of food used in Caribbean cooking focus on the “beauty of nature we take for granted” while Lane’s photographs of life in Havana offer a rare glimpse at Cuban culture, which seems as if it is frozen in time. An opening reception will be held on Fri., Dec. 17 from 6 to 9 p.m. The restaurant is open 7 days a week. MARK FINNE (RIGHT) Balance, 18 Erie St., JC. 3697000. Free. You’ll need to use a pair of 3-D glasses, provided at the gallery, to fully view this series of paintings by the New York-based Finne’s travels through the Americas. Finne, a painter as well as a photographer, uses both color and form — and wordplay on the paintings’ titles — to challenge viewers’ perceptions of what they see in the world around them. ONGOING TRAVEL JOURNALS BY ANDRZEJ LECH John W. Meagher Rotunda Gallery, City Hall, 280 Grove St., JC. 547-4333. Free. Lech, a Hudson-based photographer , shows a series of photographs taken on his journeys through the tri-state area and Europe in this exhibit, which will be on display through Dec. 30. Opening reception will be held on Thurs., Dec. 9 from 6 to 8 p.m. Visit www. andrzejlech.com for more information. Gallery hours are 9 a.m. to 8 pm., Mondays through Fridays and 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays. INNER EQUATIONS: LORENZO CLAYTON & GEORGE SIDEBOTHAM Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $10 general admission. This exhibit, organized by the Center for Latino Studies at Rutgers University, aims at displaying the work of artists of color who live or work in New Jersey. Clayton, a Native American artist living in Edgewater, collaborates with Cooper-Hewitt engineering professor Sidebotham for an installation piece that features two mural-sized chalkboards with equations that refer to particular experiences. Through Dec. 23. JERSEY(NEW) Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $10 general admission. This exhibit features 20 works by 18 New Jersey-based artists from various racial and ethnic backgrounds. Emphasizing issues of identity that permeate through the state’s communities, jersey(new) addresses both the personal and universal in literal and conceptual methods. Through Jan. 9. 1X1 Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $10 general admission. In the museum’s ongoing 1X1 series, one work by one artist is featured in an unexpected place to expand the role of the museum as a contemporary arts institution. This installment’s pieces are “Trappings” by Tiffany Ludwig and Renee Piechocki (Through Dec. 23) and “Conversations III” by Raphael Zollinger (Through Dec. 23). rtists have been painting the nude female form for almost as long as civilization itself. Prehistoric peoples carved women from stone. Ancient Greek sculptors shaped them in marble. European painters from all eras have consistently used them as models. Yet, despite all the exposure, graphic depictions of female humans still manage to rile people up. “A picture of a naked woman always gets people’s attention,” said Richard Bednarczyk, a former Hudson resident and painter. The word ‘attention’ would be an understatement in describing the reaction to some of Bednarczyk’s work, which is hanging as part of the ‘Elektra Complex’ exhibit at L.I.T.M., a Downtown Jersey City bar. Curated by bar proprietor Jelynne Jardiniano, ‘Elektra Complex’ features paintings from four local artists that focus primarily on the female body. Bednarczyk, 27, contributed six paintings to the show, five of which were done this year. All of them show women in various poses and stages of dress. Some are ELEKTRA more physically explicit than others, but each is COMPLEX loaded with an undeniable sense of eroticism. INCLUDING: Valery ne painting shows two nude women, Sorokin, Richard one straddling the other from behind. Bednarczyk, Janyne The foremost woman’s labia are pulled apart Golia and Kate as if in presentation to the viewer. From a Hester-Lent. distance, the painting’s composition lures AT: L.I.T.M., 140 viewers’ eyes to explore what’s at work, only Newark Ave., JC. to be shocked at the unabashed exhibition- WHEN: Through Dec. 30 ism on display. Bednarczyk confessed this week that his subjects were anonymous models lifted from pornographic Internet sites and then inserted into arbitrary environments. His reason for choosing such prurient source material, however, wasn’t for gratuitous reasons. O I’m trying to communicate something to people about who I am. “I’ll pick a subject matter that’s a little risqué but engages the viewer,” he said. “The intent is to make viewers aware of what they’re looking at. It’s not (for) shock, but self-awareness.” And Bednarczyk does so through both content and form. Working in oil, he colors the flesh and places highlight and shadow so that the image reads smoothly from a distance. But on closer inspection, his brusque, textured strokes betray a more frenetic, critical energy at work. The other paintings on display, however, are not so objective in nature. A series of paintings by Cliffside Park resident Janyne Golia, 24, show a level of introspection unsurpassed by the other works. Made with acrylic on Masonite board, a series of four paintings show non-descript women with distorted bodies in washes of gray and blue. A melancholy tone persists throughout. olia, a Cuban-American artist, said she doesn’t begin painting with a specific idea in mind. After she completes her images, though, a clear message is identifiable. “Looking at them afterwards, I saw that it was me being very self-conscious about my own body,” she said, “and it’s something that I’ve always had. Even as a little child, I’ve always drawn and painted women. It was me trying to get an understanding of what’s acceptable to me.” Golia said her paintings are begun and executed in a short time. Her process, she said, is one of catharsis, and it serves to help her express what she otherwise couldn’t. “I’m trying to communicate something to people about who I am,” she said. “The things I don’t usually show. It’s the things I don’t like to shout out about myself.” Paintings by Hamilton Park resident Valery Sorokin eschew the personal and are more cerebral in intent. Sorokin, a Russian-born artist who was schooled in Montréal, Canada, said his work is about expressing the sense of bondage or inertia that women are so often confronted by. “Everyone’s bound,” he said. “They’re stuck…There’s always some unseen submission or domination.” FORMAL DIFFERENCES — Janyne Golia’s “Blush” (above) takes a markedly different approach at representing the female form than Richard Bednarczyk’s “I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you” (below). G www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • 13 arts&entertainment curtain calls HOBOKEN _gaia 66 Willow Ave., 386-0486. gaiastudio.org. Hudson Exploited Theater Co. www.hextc.org. Hudson Shakespeare Co. 865-1436. hudsonshakespeare.org. To add a listing, email: [email protected] JERSEY CITY Attic Ensemble 83 Wayne St., 413-9200. atticensemble.org. Rascals on the Hudson 360 Marin Blvd., 217-8900. CONTINUED FROM P.5 dinner-party, the state of Eire declares its independence from its king and forms a new Republic. 1988 Libyan terrorists blow up Pan Am Flight 103, en route from Heathrow Airport in London to JFK Airport in New York, over Lockerbie, Scotland. 270 people, including 189 Americans, are killed in the U.S.’s second-worst terror attack. DEC. 22 1864 President Abraham Lincoln receives the largest Christmas gift in history from Union Gen. William T. Sherman. With the Civil War in full swing, Sherman sends Lincoln a note from Georgia that read: ‘I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah.’ 1961 Tennessee resident James Thomas Davis is killed in action in Vietnam, the first U.S. soldier to die in the armed conflict. U.S. involvement in the war at the time was still limited to the provision of military advisers. 1984 New York City resident and subway vigilante Bernhard Goetz shoots four black youths on an express train into Manhattan from the Bronx. Goetz, who said at a civic meeting that the only way to clean up his neighborhood was to get rid of the “niggers and spics” that live there, claimed they were about to rob him. DEC. 23 1888 Following a little sissy fight with the shameless Orientalist Paul Gauguin, Dutch painter Vincent Van Gogh — patron saint to tortured art history majors everywhere — cuts off part of his own earlobe. 1997 A Denver, Colo., jury convicts Terry Nichols on charges of conspiracy and involuntary manslaughter in the 1995 bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City, Okla. DEC. 24 1814 The War of 1812 between the U.S. and Britain — which was caused by the British blockading America’s ports and inciting the Native Americans to rise against the colonists — ends with the signing of the Treaty of Ghent in Belgium. 1865 In Pulaski, Tenn., several Confederate Army veterans found a private, little social club called the Ku Klux Klan. They sure don’t sit around playing canasta. hw One-act explores emptiness, tragedy of American Dream pick www.jerseycitydanceacademy.com Kismet Theatre Co. 1 Marineview Plaza, 7921082. Monroe St. Movement Space 720 Monroe St., 795-3767. BY HW STAFF J.C. Dance Academy 107 West Side Ave., 435-8943. Kennedy Dancers 79 Central Ave., 659-2190. Mile Square Theater Box 6190, 07030. (646) 2716557. City life redux Hudson Rep. Dance Theater 140 MLK Drive, 432-5534. Hudson Theater Ensemble 377-7014. hudsontheatreensemble.com. THEATER & DANCE All performance times subject to changes. Call for more information. Schola Cantorum on the Hudson (973) 698-6927. Tempest Productions Box 3366, Bayonne 07002. (800) 475-5633. FEAR & LOATHING IN HOBOKEN — John Sudol and Nicole Morin perform in He and She, a one-act play by Adrian Rodriguez staged earlier this year at the DeBaun Center for the Performing Arts. 1997 “Carlos the Jackal,” the international terrorist known to his mommy as Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, is sentenced by a French court to life in prison for the 1975 murders of two French investigators and a Lebanese national. DEC. 25 800 In a Rome ceremony officiated by Pope Leo III that was neither grand nor royal, Charlemagne is crowned the leader of an entity that was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. 1223 Sparking a centuries-long tradition of bad civic displays and saccharine school productions, St. Francis of Assisi puts together one of the first Nativity scenes in Greccio, Italy. 1776 Hessian forces helping the British get a surprise visit in Trenton, N.J., from American Gen. George Washington and his troops, who crossed the Delaware River under cloak of night. 1979 Afghanistan is invaded by the U.S.S.R. to halt civil war and protect Soviet interests. The U.S. gives Saudi trust fund baby and terrorist Osama Bin Laden guns and money to help drive away the Russians. 1989 Fleeing from an anti-communist revolution, ousted Romanian president Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, Elena, are tried in a kangaroo military tribunal. As they faced their sentence of death by firing squad, they began singing “L’Internationale,” a famous Socialist song. They are shot after uttering the fourth word. DEC. 26 1776 Looks like Washington’s surprise attack a day earlier worked. The British suffer a major defeat in the Battle of Trenton. 1947 The Northeast United States is inundated with heavy snow. New York gets less than 25.8 inches of snow in 16 hours, and about 80 deaths are attributed to the white, fluffy stuff. 1959 On Icknield Way, one of the oldest roads in Britain that dates back to pre-Roman times, the first charity walk takes place. The recipient of the charity walk is the World Refugee Fund. T he life led by many young and single professional people on the waterfront has often been the subject of scorn and fear. We’ve all heard it before: you live alone in a high-rise, wake up early, commute to New York, work long hours, commute home, work out, eat dinner, go to bed, get up and do it all over again. It’s a model of living everyone on the waterfront knows all too well, either through experience or direct contact. While some scoff at the impersonality of it, others accept it as a necessary travail on the way to a high-paying job, a family and a nice home in the suburbs. It’s part of the American Dream, we think, so somehow it must be all good. B ut in He and She, a new play to be staged this weekend at the 32nd Street Playhouse in Union City for an event benefitting the Hudson Exploited Theater Company, that kind of life is most emphatically not “all good.” Written this year by Hudson native Adrian Rodriguez, He and She is a short, 25-minute play that focuses on a romantic encounter at a bar between a nameless man and woman. The meeting is innocuous – even promising – at first, but soon degenerates into a meditation on misplaced priorities and urban ennui. “As the play proceeds, it turns into 14 • DEC. 17 — DEC. 30, 2004 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com HE AND SHE DIREECTED BY: Arian Blanco STARRING: Mikaela Kafka and Osborn Focht WHERE: 32nd Street Playhouse at the Park Theater, 560 32nd Street, Union City WHEN; Saturday, Dec. 18, 8 p.m. PRICE: $25 (includes open bar, tapas, and dessert). “It was written in their voice,” Blanco said. “Knowing these two people, (Rodriguez) wrote it in their voice.” A lthough the event at which the play will be staged is a holiday party doubling as an annual fund-raiser for the non-profit theater troupe, He and She is filled throughout by a disturbingly dark tone. a courtship that goes awry,” said Arian Blanco, the play’s director and founding president of HExTC. “It’s a courtship that ends before it even really began.” “It’s very tragic,” Blanco said. “It’s dark. It’s a critique on anonymity and cliché. It’s ‘he’ and ‘she,’ meeting in the most cliché way.” He and She was first staged at Hoboken’s DeBaun Auditorium for the Performing Arts in April of this year for its Evening of One Acts series. Starring John Sudol and Nicole Morin (pictured above), the play is set on a bare stage with only a table, an ever-increasing number of beer bottles and two surprise props at the end of the tale. “(Rodriguez) really packed in some interesting insights and some disturbing behavior,” Blanco added, “and he wraps it up in a great deal of humor.” It’s a critique on anonymity and cliché. For its production at the 32nd Street Playhouse, located within the historic Park Playhouse at 32nd Street and Central Avenue in Union City, He and She will feature the two actors that Rodriguez originally had in mind when he wrote the piece: Hoboken-based husband-and-wife Mikaela Kafka and Osborn Focht. Blanco is particularly excited about producing the play at the 32nd Street Playhouse, which is a small, black-box theater located on the upper floors of the Park Playhouse Complex. The intimacy afforded by such a performance space should magnify the effect of the play, he said. Tickets for the event are $25, which includes an open beer and wine bar, tapas and three hours of music. The bar will be open prior to the performance from 7 to 8 p.m., and then afterward from 9 to midnight. Portions of the ticket are taxdeductible. See www.hextc.org for more information. arts&entertainment set list Friday, December 17 SPIRALING • FAIRMONT • THE FINALS • THE MINUS SCALE Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 9 p.m. $7. 18+. Saturday, December 18 BALANCE OPEN MIC Balance Hair Salon, 18 Erie St., JC, 3697000. Show begins at 2 p.m. Free. KAREN DAVIS See music preview opposite. Subia’s Organic Food Market, 506 Jersey Ave., JC, 432-7639. Show begins at 2:30 p.m. Free. BILL MCGARVEY & THE GOOD THIEVES The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 4207989. Show begins at 9 p.m. Free. Sunday, December 19 TANG • THE MISERY LOVES • FLY ME COURAGEOUS • BERN Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. To celebrate both the holidays and the birthday of ArtKore arts coordinator Ivy, Bern, Fly Me Courageous, The Misery Loves and TANG rile up the crowd. Show begins at 7 p.m. $5.18+. Tuesday, December 21 LANKY • NOBA MUSIC All times subject to changes. Call venue for more information. To add a listing, email: [email protected] The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 4207989. Show begins with Lanky at 9 p.m. Free. Telling bloody tales hw pick BY HW STAFF Paulus Hook musician reflects on her musical journey Wednesday, December 22 CLUELESS • JINNY KO Rue de Jardin, 343 Garden St., HOB, 2222177. The Cliffside Park-based trio continues their Wednesday night residency with a performance of “melodic, acoustic (music) with a Celtic/Middle Easternbent.” Show begins at 7 p.m. Free. Thursday, December 23 WORDS&MUSIC Rolon’s Keyhole Bar, 7 Erie St., JC, 6531703. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. $6.18+. Wednesday, December 29 COSMIC A • SPECIAL GUESTS Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 9 p.m. $6.18+. CLUELESS • SABINA Rue de Jardin, 343 Garden St., HOB, 222-2177. Show begins at 7 p.m. Free. Thursday, December 30 EVELYN HOPE • SUITOF LIGHTS • JOHN CONNOR Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. HERESY — continued from p. 7 ity. The planet of the winged-footed god also travels through your tenth house From Fri 17 through Mon 27, indicating either a presentation or public speech. CAPRICORN Energies are swirling around you this month, and there is a strong possibility that you will make some long-term changes to your life. The planet of the war god goes through your eighth house of transformation from Fri 17 through Wed 22, giving you a heightened level of intensity with which to approach your life. Highlighted areas include sex and money. The tint, however, is slightly negative. If you’re dissatisfied with your sex life or financial situation, you may be tempted to make a change. From Fri 17 through Wed 29, the planet of the earth god opposes the position of the planet of the love goddess at the time of your birth, creating an extremely difficult time for marriages and financial partnerships. In the same two-week period, the planet of the air god squares the position of the earth god at the time of your birth. This will tempt you to forego your own mature judgment, and the circumstances can connote adultery or some kind of betrayal. Do yourself a favor and don’t go down that primrose path. AQUARIUS The main sentiment that’s been running through your head in previous months is that you just want to be left alone. You have things to do and you’d rather just get them done yourself. You have no patience for the stupidity of others and the needless obstacles they create. But the planets of both the war god and the love goddess run through your seventh house of partnerships from Fri 17 through Thu 30, teaching you that interacting with others can work considerably in your favor. Disagreements will be resolved and much progress will be made to meet your goals. At the same time, however, the war god toys with you by squaring the position of the planet of the love goddess at the time of your birth. This makes cooperative efforts seem successful and desirable, but the war god will make them run roughly. It will pass. Don’t be lax in making new friends and alliances. PISCES Three major transits are highlighted in your chart for the second half of this month, all involving different planets through different houses. The planet of the war god makes a brief stop through your sixth house of work and community From Fri 17 to Sat 18, highlighting a surge of energy that can either help you out or slow you down. Your health is also highlighted at this point, and you should take care of a medical issue as soon as it’s raised. The planet of the sea god stays in your ninth house of beliefs and philosophies from Fri 17 through Wed 29, suggesting a sense of confusion or disillusionment with long-held beliefs that contribute to your perception of an orderly universe. Travel on or over water may take on dangerous aspects. Finally, the sun travels through your seventh house of domestic partnerships from Tue 21 through Sat 25, indicating that you will be made aware of your own role in the relationships at home. Note the discrepancy between the person you’ve behaved like and the person you want to be. If your ego has been out of control, check it. MORE AGGRO THAN THOU — Karen Davis enhcants audiences with energetic playing of acoustic rock, both original material and selected covers.. It’s been a rough few years for singersongwriter Karen Davis. Life, taking her for a ride on its proverbial roller coaster, has thrown sweet success and bitter disappointment at her, often simultaneously. Her former band Boomslang made two records in the last three years, one completed smoothly and the other — well, not so much. She found a particularly gratifying groove with her Boomslang bandmates, brothers John and Kevin Hummel. They were astounding musicians whose presence made her want to be better at her own art, she said, and the flawlessness of their playing reminded her of why she loved being a musician. Davis went as far as getting romantically involved with bassist Kevin. Despite all the positive energy that existed when the three played together, personal and business differences tore the band apart. Davis is now playing solo again and getting back to her previous routine. But the experience, she said, wasn’t a total loss. It challenged her as an artist and as a human being, and she has grown from it in both respects. “It was all very interesting and all very tiring,” Davis said, “but I’m a lot saner now that I’m working on my own.” Davis, who is scheduled to play three shows in Downtown Jersey City in January, is working on making a record of cover songs. Her reason for the cover album is simple and to the point, and she has no qualms about the fact that she’s doing it as a means to an end. “You make money playing covers,” Davis said. “One of my goals is to make more money gigging, and covers is the best way of getting them.” One favorite she is considering working on is Roberta Flack’s “The First Time KAREN DAVIS WHERE: Subia’s Food Market, 506 Jersey Ave., JC. 432-7639. WHEN: Saturday, Dec. 18 at 2:30 p.m. Free. Ever I Saw Your Face.” Another that she is particularly excited about is her version of Led Zeppelin’s “The Rain Song.” And she’s not forgetting to include standards like Otis Redding’s “The Dock of the Bay.” Some people don’t expect to hear songs about murder and alienation in a cute little joint on a Sunday afternoon. While her live shows undoubtedly include some of her own material, she said that there are many songs that she doesn’t play very often. Her reason for that, she said, is that audiences don’t often appreciate material that’s too dark, and it’s hard to find songs in her oeuvre that don’t touch upon darkness in one way or another. “The songs seem to faze people in not so great a way,” she said. “I mean they like it, but you know, I think that some people don’t expect to hear songs about murder and alienation in a cute little joint on a Sunday afternoon. It doesn’t bother me, but it messes some of your fainter-hearted folks up.” For instance, on Bloody Tales from the Suburbs, Davis’ 2002 release with Boomslang, “Won’t Shed A Tear” is described by Davis as a pro-death penalty rant. “Butterfly Kiss” is a song about bad in- terracial dating. “Alone,” a song about children who are born unwanted, is particularly dark by Davis’ own standards and is not one she plays much. Her songwriting, however, comes from experience and her own deep personal convictions, and there’s always an amusing story behind what would otherwise be perceived as depressing stuff. And what is perhaps most important about her work is that the songs’ dark tones are tempered by Davis’ very energetic musicianship. Throughout her career, Davis has evaded classification. Seeing a black woman with a guitar, which most people perceive as a rarity in the music world, prompts most people to associate Davis with Tracy Chapman. Davis cringes at the comparison. She’s been called the ‘Queen of AntiFolk.’ Then there was ‘Aggro-Acoustic Rock.’ Although Davis says she doesn’t find the terms offensive, they are somewhat limiting to her as an artist. “I know it’s necessary to come up with a ‘label’ as you’re trying to promote your music,” Davis said. “The way I think about it is ‘don’t worry about it.’ And instead of focusing on a way to market herself, Davis is committed to growing as a musician and songwriter. Aside from her cover record, Davis is writing songs for a project she has tentatively titled “Bandwhore.” “There’s no bitterness there,” Davis said with a smile. “Certainly not.” On Fri., Jan. 7, Davis will play at a film screening at Grace Church Van Vorst, located at the corner of Second and Erie streets. The show begins at 8 p.m. On Sat. 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A locally produced, independent newsweekly. cover story YEAR IN REVIEW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 From corrupt politicians and heinous sculptures to Bayonne haters and seemingly ubiquitous homosexuals. 2004 was a landmark year for Hudson County, and its events betray a trend that, some might say, is headed straight downward. But hey! We don’t buy a word of it. By HW Staff HOW DO I LOOK? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 What Hoboken artist Laura Alexander said first attracted her to homeless city resident Olivia was her energy, flaming red hair and ostentatious wardrobe. And for our pleasure, Alexander has captured Olivia in all her glory.... on a 3’x5’ stretch of canvas. The cover: Illustration by HW Staff departments LETTERS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X You know you want to write one. OPINIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . X We have them. Really. NEWS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 A&E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 CLASSIFIEDS . . . . . . . . . . . 16 news Weekly Digest . . . . . . . . . . 3 It was a long, hard fight, but the artists of 111 First Street, recently re-incarnated as the members of 111 ArtsFirst, have reluctantly decided — by a vote of about 50-20 — to give up their fight against their landlord. What very well could have been a triumph for public involvement in urban policy has gone up in smoke. What happened and what will they do now? City Budgets. . . . . . . . . . . . X Various tidbits on city life. Education. . . . . . . . . . . . . . X News from those hallowed halls. Around City Hall . . . . . . . . X Who’s pissing off who. Public Power . . . . . . . . . . . 3 Various citizen groups from HOB, JC and UC are out for green. Open Governments . . . . . X Reigning in raging impropriety — or at least trying to. Trenton Takes . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Endorse Dean? Not yet. 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Call our tip line at (201) 892-3553 or email: [email protected] In JC, David falls to Goliath BY HW STAFF Lack of financial resources causes 111 First Street tenants to give up fight T he halls of 111 First Street are eerily quiet these days. Studios lie vacant with open doors, makeshift shelves holding nothing and dividers separating empty spaces. The postings and flyers that once adorned the sprawling hallways of the 19th century tobacco factory are nowhere to be found. In one artist’s studio on the second floor, packed boxes are piled up near the door. The building, which was not too long ago one of the most vibrant arts center in the state, is practically a ghost town. And on March 1, it will be completely empty. The 70 tenants that had arduously fought for the past several months to keep the building as an arts center have failed in their quest. On Jan. 3, before Superior Court Judge Frederick Theemling, they agreed to vacate the building in exchange if their landlord, the New York-based New Gold Equities, forgive accumulated rent charges and pay about $35,000 in legal bills. The reason for the capitulation, according to Bill Rodwell, president of the 111 First Street Tenants Association, was because the artists had exhausted their resources. “We came to the agreement because, according to our lawyers, we had another two court dates after the one on Jan. 3, and each one of them would have entailed heavy costs,” Rodwell said. ”We were already spending ten to twelve thousand dollars a week on lawyers. We just didn’t have it.” “It’s the destruction of culture via the economic chess board. The artists, however, put up a considerable fight to keep their studios. They banded together and formed a defense and advocacy coalition. They formulated a plan to transform the building into a premiere non-profit arts center with gallery space and educational components. Titled 111 ArtsFirst, the project was fleshed out and packaged to city leaders and community members. They reached out to the community for help and advice. They spoke with Simeon Bruner, an architect who was instrumental in transforming an abandoned industrial complex in North Adams, Mass., into the acclaimed Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art. They were establishing a relationship with Bank of America, whose representatives, the artists said, were receptive to the idea of financing part of the group’s vision. A Hobokenbased real estate developer even offered to donate some cash to serve as seed THE WRITING’S ON THE… DOOR — The words “Until March 1st!” were added money for the to the studio door of artist Rebecca Goyette (left) after Jan. 3. A sign on the studio door of Tyrone Thomas betrays popular sentiment among the tenants. project. But the effort, as Herculean as it was, fell short. ministration has said in previous between the artists and the city. If Financial and emotional exhausmedia reports that it would not be they were more successfully able tion took its toll, and the artists able to commit the city’s dollars to convey the project’s viability — took a vote. Fifty of the remaintoward acquiring the building, and the many expert opinions that ing 70 tenants voted to give up even under the city’s power of supported the claim — to the city the fight. eminent domain. government, he said, municipal “It just got to be overwhelmAn artist close to the process, powerbrokers may have helped ing until we had no choice but to however, was less accusatory in them in their crusade. give up,” Rodwell said. “We ran his assessment of what happened. “We laid this golden egg, this out of steam.” Artist Shandor Lafcadio artists’ community, and a breakMost artists point to Mayor Hassan, a tenant at the building down in communication just Jerramiah Healy’s laissez-faire for six years, attributed the deteri- stepped on it,” Hassan said. “It’s attitude toward the situation as oration of the 111 ArtsFirst project the destruction of culture via the a final death knell. Healy’s adto a severe lack of communication economic chess board.” Keeping green in the urban jungle BY HW STAFF Citizen groups convene en masse to preserve open space in HOB O pen space — or, rather, the extreme lack thereof — was the main issue in Hoboken’s City Council chambers Wednesday night as angry protesters and other local residents packed the small room to watch the zoning board hear arguments for an application to build a residential tower in Hoboken’s Northwest Redevelopment Zone. Holding signs that proclaimed “Master Plan, Master Sham,” protesters from various interest groups arrived to testify how the proposed real estate development at 900 Monroe St., undertaken by the URSA Development Group, would negatively impact their communities. The developers wish to construct a 12-story residential tower on the site, which is currently zoned as industrial with a structure height limit of four stories. The city’s master plan indicates the site, nestled at the foot of the Palisades and adjacent to the Hudson-Bergen Light Rail Line, should be preserved as open space. The developers are applying for a variance to build higher than the current 80-foot restriction. Citing, among other things, the city’s dearth of parks and open space, Hoboken residents opposed to the project say the land should be made into a park. Residents of buildings situated on the cliff in both Jersey City and Union City say the building will lower their property values by obscuring their panoramic views of Manhattan and the Hudson River. The developers, through testimony to the zoning board from expert planners, have said that the site’s location near the light rail station make it a prime space for residential units. According to an advocacy group called HobokenParks. org, Hoboken’s rate of park acreage per 1,000 residents, which they estimate to be at .78, is considerably lower than the national average of 6.25 to 10.5. The Mile Square City’s rate is even lower than its neighbor across the Hudson, which has 2.5 acres of parkland for every thousand residents. Instead of a residential tower, the group has proposed an active park that includes jungle gyms, an indoor recreation center, tennis courts and a regulation-sized soccer field. The group has also proposed two other parks on currently vacant land: a 10-acre one located near the city’s northern extremity at 1600 Park Ave. and the other near the intersection of Paterson Plank Road and Observer Highway. According to the organization’s web site, the land’s zoning designation is critical to its proposed future transformation. As is, the buildings are zoned industrial. If that were to change, the consequences would be disastrous. “Once the master plan’s (proposed) new zoning is put into place, these parcels will be zoned I-T, which permits highrise residential,” the site says. “If these parcels are rezoned, their acquisition will be impossibly expensive and perhaps out of reach forever.” Open space, however, isn’t the only concern. Other issues raised by objectors to 900 Monroe St. include traffic congestion, sewerage and other utility overloads, market saturation and a decrease in the Illustration of proposed Midtown West general quality of life. park courtesy of HobokenParks.org. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 3 weekly digest n e w s @ h u d s o n w e e k l y. c o m No vacancy? Goldman Sachs: We mean to keep those floors empty… Honest! S cenario: Let’s say you’re driving on the Turnpike heading back into town. You’re bumper-to-bumper on the Casciano Memorial Bridge, waiting for the moment when you can pass the long line of cars that are backing up traffic as they wait to get into Bayonne. You gleefully pass them and bear left, up the ramp that will take you northwards to Exit 14C. You are faced with the magnificent skyline of the Lower Hudson megalopolis. One thing, however, seems wrong. The Goldman Sachs tower, the tallest building in the state and the crown jewel of the Jersey City waterfront, is less than halflit. And it’s been consistently so since the company moved into the structure in April. What’s the story? According to Goldman Sachs spokesman Peter Rose, it’s entirely intentional. class-A office space, a single-occupancy building. Understandable, considering the fact that speculation of corporate intent tends to fly out of control when it comes to good, ol’ GS. Corporate real estate needs vary from time to time, but when you’re dealing with a company the size (about 20,000 employees, twelve thousand of which are located in New York and New Jersey) and prominence (net revenues in 2003 of more than $31.5 billion) of Goldman Sachs, the stakes are high. What hasn’t helped the questions that have swirled around 30 Hudson is the company’s current large-scale construction project: a new headquarters building, comparable in size Mum’s the word on Howard Dean State Dem Committee withholds endorsement until field is settled, interviews with candidates are conducted H oward Dean’s Jan. 11 announcement that he’s running for the chairmanship of the Democratic National Committee has excited many progressively minded Democrats who are enthusiastic about the former Vermont governor’s enthusiasm in party reform. But when it comes to New Jersey’s nine state democratic committee members, they’re less interested in his reform agenda than they are in his commitment to helping them in 2005’s off-year elections. Seats in the Legislature will be up for grabs this year, as will the keys to the governor’s mansion in Princeton. But because New Jersey is a successful blue state, the DNC doesn’t provide much financial assistance to New Jersey in either presiden- tial election years or state and congressional election years. “We look obviously for a chair who recognizes our needs,” said a source at the state’s democratic committee headquarters. “People are just looking to see who’s going to put forth the best plan for the state parties.” So far, there are seven official candidates for the seat. The post will be awarded by vote on Feb. 12, the last day of a three-day DNC convention in Washington, D.C. Before the vote however, all of the candidates for the chairmanship will be interviewed at four separate forums, each corresponding to a geographic region of the country. For the Northeast, the forum will be held on Jan. 29 in New York. This gives each committee member an opportunity to meet the candidates, and all of New Jersey nine committee members are excited for the event. New Jersey’s nine national committee members are state chairwoman and Assemblywoman Bonnie Watson Coleman, state vice-chair and Assemblyman Joseph Cryan, June Fischer, Joseph DeCotiis, Roz Samuels, Tonio Burgos, Mario Baeza, Mayor Doug Palmer and Donald Norcross. Group hosts anti-inaugural event in HOB I f you can’t make it to Washington, D.C., next week to protest President Bush’s inauguration, you can always drown your sorrows in liquor. But you might as well contribute to a good cause while you’re at it. To celebrate November’s Democratic electoral victories across New Jersey, the state’s leading younger-generationDemocrat group will be hosting a “Not Our Inauguration” Happy Hour event on Thurs., Jan. 20, at Oddfellow’s Rest in Hoboken. Co-hosted by the New Jersey Democratic State Committee, the event also honors the 13 state candidates under the age of 40 who won their races. Young Hudson County politicians to be honored at the event include: • State Assemblyman and Union City Mayor Brian Stack; • County Clerk Javier Inclán; • Kearny Mayor Al Santos and council members Alexa Arce, José Torres and Michael Landy; • Hoboken councilmen Chris Campos and Ruben Ramos; • Guttenberg councilwoman Jenn Credidio; and • Jersey City councilwoman Kathleen Curran. “Democrats in New Jersey have a lot to be proud of as a result of the 2004 elections,” said Steve Lenox, president of Democrats 2000, in a release. “If only we could have translated our energy, enthusiasm and understanding of the issues across the entire country, we’d also be celebrating the inauguration of President John Kerry.” Oddfellow’s Rest is located at 80 River Street in Downtown Hoboken, across the street from the PATH and NJ Transit rail stations. Tickets to the event are $25. To RSVP for the event, email [email protected]. Help a neighbor build their house! A NIGHT VISION — Only 14 floors can be seen illuminated in this barely legible nighttime photograph of 30 Hudson St. “We intend to occupy the entire building,” he said in a phone interview. “We’ve never contemplated subleasing space in 30 Hudson.” Rose was terse about the company’s intentions. And although he only spoke two sentences, he managed to be very emphatic about the company’s intent to keep the tower, which boasts about 1.5 million square feet of to 30 Hudson, in the north end of Battery Park City in Lower Manhattan. Completion of the structure is scheduled for 2008. Currently, there are approximately 3,000 employees at 30 Hudson. That makes the building, which features a day care center, a gym and a certificate of being compliant with green energy standards — about onethird occupied. lthough the Jersey City chapter of Habitat for Humanity has only been around for a little more than three months, it is already seeking volunteers for a pair of projects that it hopes to soon begin constructing. Last year, the city ceded two parcels of land it owned in the city’s Greenville area to HFH’s Jersey City chapter for the construction of affordable-housing. The group expects to break ground on the project in April. According to HFH-JC vice president and Hamilton Park resident Frank Barone, the need for affordable housing in Jersey City is dire. “There are many forces that are not very complementary right now (in the local housing market),” Barone said. “The Northeast is one of the most expensive 4 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com places to live in the country, and Jersey City has one of the lowest income rates. “There’s been a lot of development, and you have an evertightening affordable housing market,” he added. “And Habitat for Humanity is in some ways in competition with other developers in the housing market. Clearly, we are focused on a portion of the residents of Hudson County that are underserved by decent, safe and affordable housing.” HFH-JC is the newest New Jersey affiliate of the Americus, Ga.-based non-profit, and it is the 25th chapter to be created nationwide. The largest chapters in New Jersey are the ones based in Newark and Paterson, Barone said, and the Paterson unit builds approximately 15 houses a year. The group is right now in the process of raising money for the project, and they are also soliciting volunteers to help out in a variety of the organization’s business. In addition to the physical work involved in building the houses, other tasks that need to be delegated include working on the newsletter, coordinating special events and selecting the families that will live in the newly made homes. The two families that are selected to be partner-homeown- ers with HFH must meet certain criteria in order to purchase the house, Barone said. Families must be in need, must be within the income requirements required by the federal department of housing and urban development and must be able to afford the mortgage on the home. In exchange for putting 400 hours’ worth of sweat equity, they are given a mortgage with no down payment or interest. And since the labor and land are provided at no cost, the mortgage the families must pay is calculated solely by the cost of materials. HFH-JC is currently in the process of screening applications for family-partners. If interested in either volunteering or applying to be a family partner, call 2228030. 2004… W ithin the physical and psychological confines of Hudson County, the world of politics serves as both showbusiness and bloodsport. And there was definitely no shortage of news in the land of politicians and their cohorts. Headlines ranged from the tragic to the prurient, and each story carried within itself untold amounts of gossip, intrigue and subterfuge. The general consensus is that the death of Mayor Glenn D. Cunningham, 60, Jersey City’s first African-American mayor, topped out the political news of 2004. Born in the city’s Greenville section on Sept. 13, 1943, Cunningham died at Greenville Hospital May 25 after suffering a massive heart attack. Elected to office in 2001, Cunningham’s career began as a Marine and then as a patrolman and inspector in the Jersey City Police Department. His entry into politics began with a term as county freeholder in 1975. Before he was elected mayor in 2001, he served as Ward F Councilman and City Council President, as director of public safety for Hudson County and as a U.S. Marshal. Widely seen as one of the city’s most downto-earth and accessible mayors, Cunningham was also a state senator for the 31st Legislative District at the time of his death. Cunningham, however, was at the center of all things political both long before and after his death. Prior to his passing, his ongoing feud with Congressman Robert Menendez, DHoboken, had stoked many a fire — and headline — in the political realm. Claims and accusations were thrown from both camps, and the city was swarmed with sundry tales of administrative neglect that ranged from sheer stupidity to outright criminal activity. The stories were the same as always: legal concerns like extortion and embezzlement were interspersed tales of infidelity and substance abuse. nd just as sex and drugs are timeless themes in American culture, they persisted in Hudson County long after Cunningham was laid to rest in Bayview Cemetery. When Cunningham’s seat became vacant, the opportunists didn’t miss a beat. The slate of candidates for the special election to fill out Cunningham’s unexpired term crested at 14 candidates. After the initial commotion settled, a field of 11 emerged. This election was classic Jersey City shtick, with characters like the excessively God-fearing Dwayne Baskerville — whose slogan was “Yes Lord!” — to Alfred Marc Pine, the biggest Bayonne-hater that ever existed on God’s green earth. A Jersey City Parking Authority employee whose last name was identical to that of a “serious” candidate entered and dropped out of the race. People waited with baited breath to see if Cunningham’s widow, Sandra BoldenCunningham, would throw her hat into the ring. A Among the serious candidates — City Council President L. Harvey Smith, Councilman-at-large Jerramiah Healy, Ward C Councilman Steve Lipski and Assemblyman Louis Manzo — the race was fraught with tension. The rumor mill was hard at work, and like clockwork, the stories of sex and drugs started making their way past people’s lips. In an especially embarrassing turn of events, a photograph of Healy surfaced that showed the former municipal judge nude and apparently drunk on the steps of his Jersey City Heights home. It wasn’t an Avedon portrait, that’s for sure, but it did its job: the New York Times and all local media outlets caught the story and ran with it. Healy was remarkably gracious and non-confrontational about it. Hey, shit happens. We’ve all been through it, right? ealy’s short stint as a porn model met both criteria, being as he was both a little tipsy and very much naked. And in the sex category, his nudity came nowhere near all the flagrant gayness — or allegations of it, anyway — that swarmed Hudson County political cultures. Man, if anything was fashionable this year, it was homosexuality. Separate and unrelated to the Gov. Jim McGreevey fiasco. And poor Lou Manzo was the unfortunate guy that had to take the brunt of it. Apparently, the fact that Manzo’s brother Ronald Manzo pleaded guilty in an insider trading scandal didn’t too much to sully Lou’s status in the polls. Lou Manzo was forced to address the issue with The Jersey Journal, telling the newspaper that he was, indeed, a heterosexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, he effectively said as an afterthought, and that, some politicos feel, was tantamount to an admission. Jesus! Everyone was worrying about Lou Manzo’s alleged homosexuality while Hudson County Freeholder Ray Velazquez was practically screaming it from the hilltops in August. I guess no one cared about who he is sleeping with, although we’d wager thousands of screaming, diehard American Idol fans would. Anyway, back to that election. After two weeks of waiting for some mysteriously disappeared voting cartridges to show up, the final tally was: the “drunk naked guy” got 17, 401 votes while the “straight but not narrow guy” got 15, 159. Go figure. Oh, and let’s not forget all that political corruption. Let’s see: 1. Nidia Davila-Colon, former Jersey City freeholder, was convicted for passing a bribe from her boyfriend to former County Executive Robert Janiszewski. She began serving her 37-month sentence in March. 2. Bill Braker, also a Jersey City freeholder, pleaded guilty — and then later unsuccessfully tried to take it back — to taking cash from Nidia’s boyfriend after he was accused of asking for “cash and Viagra” for his vote on county contracts. He was sentenced to 39 months in prison. 3. Former Hoboken Mayor Anthony Russo — and father to current City Councilman Michael Russo — pleaded guilty to taking cash money from a former city vendor. • H An epic year for sex, money & drugs. A lthough no drug use was ever confirmed (or even alleged, honestly) on the part of the Jersey City City Council, some kind of mind-altering substance had to be in the mix when the city’s legislators even entertained for a second the proposal by Russian artist Zurab Tsereteli to build his hulking, abstract bronze vagina on J. Owen Grundy Pier. The artist, who has crafted monumental sculpture for the United Nations in New York and other civic spaces, offered to gift to Jersey City a 100-foot high monument he titled “To the Struggle Against World Terrorism.” Locals refer to the proposed monument as either the “Tear of Grief” or other, more euphemistic names. (See right.) When the project was unveiled at the memorial service observing the anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks, those in attendance regarded the model and architectural renderings in stunned silence. After the service ended, however, the snickering began. The late Mayor Glenn D. Cunningham was very enthusiastic about the work, and he urged the City Council to approve it. He stressed that it was completely gratis, and that it was a gift from the artist, the mayor of Moscow, the president of Russia and her many sympathetic residents. He passed away, however, before the resolution to accept it came to a vote in June. The issue is still unresolved. A lso involving big money is the debacle at 111 First Street, the arts center that played a very, very pivotal role (notice the attempt at avoiding hyperbole) in creating an arts scene for Jersey City. After suffering, over the last several years, “terrorism prevention” curfews, exorbitant rent increases and utility shut-offs, the artists finally threw in the towel in the fight against their landlord, the New York-based New Gold Equities and its principal, Lloyd Goldman. Goldman, a part owner of the World Trade Center site in New York, was trying to redevelop the run-down 19th century industrial building into high-rise condos. The artists protested, citing the city’s desire to create an arts district. Goldman scoffed. The city included 111 First Street as part of the newly minted Powerhouse Arts District, an Urban Land Institute-sanctioned redevelopment area that would give buildings protection from demolition. Goldman laughed. He’s currently in the process of trying to get that annoying historic landmark designation off his property through litigation. Hey! Which should also cost a load of dough. Anyway. After forming 111 Arts First, a non-profit organization whose aim was to acquire the property and transform it into a prominent cultural institution, the artists set out to buy the building. 111 ArtsFirst member Sandy DeSando said at a meeting in a New York gallery that the artists would need about $26 million to purchase the building. Things were going relatively well — never mind that arson in November — until Jan. 3 of this year, when the artists agreed to vacate by March 1. It seems their legal bills ($10–$12K a week, by artist Bill Rodwell’s reckoning) got to be too much of a burden. See page 3 for more details about how the fight dissolved. O n a more trivial but far sexier note, Hoboken was the scene of some crazy Puritanical rage when the city decided to close the Romantic Depot, a novelty chain store whose edible lingerie, naughty board games and porn films offended their deepest-held moral values. Citing a litany of zoning violations, the city said it was against the law to have dildoes, condoms and other urban necessities in plain view of minors. After about a month of being shuttered, the store’s management agreed to place the lewd items in a back room and away from public view. The store is now open. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 5 diversions Urban Alles BY BEVIN BERMINGHAM Hudson Weekly accepts short satirical essays, humorous musings and/or angry screeds for its Diversions page. To submit an entry, email: [email protected] hudson weekly crossword Grab ‘em, cut off their nuts, put ‘em back Even though I am a lapsed vegetarian, I absolutely love animals. Not that I would ever consent to any type of kitten or puppy artwork on my walls. I just really find many animals endearing, especially pets. I often make an excuse to cruise pet stores, not only to look at the puppies and rabbits, but to contemplate accessories for my new flock of pets. It was with great joy that I discovered the stray cats hanging out in my neighborhood when I moved to Jersey City. They climb under cars and scoot in and out of trashcans. Since moving here, I have never seen a rat, mouse or roach outside of the PATH station. And — let’s face it — cats are way cuter than any of those things. In the last six months a couple of cats have become regulars. I almost always see Orange Cat sitting in the side yard, as I think he has adopted my landlord as his sugar daddy. One time when I was walking my dog Leroy, Orange Cat followed me home and let me pet him. He tried to come inside, perhaps to greet our indoor cats he only knows through windowpaned rendezvous. The girlfriend even managed to pick him up, to see whether he had been neutered, which he definitely had not. He has all of the indications of a once-domesticated yet abandoned cat. Which is sort of a sad background, but at least he is well-loved by my neighbors. Another stray I often see hanging out with Orange Cat is Calico Cat. Ever since I learned that John Ashcroft believes calico cats to be familiars of the devil, I am even more drawn to them. Orange Cat and Calico Cat often greet visitors to our block, and I’ve even had friends come over who mentioned seeing a good looking stray that didn’t run away when they walked past. Just this week I noticed that Calico Cat was really fat. I thought that maybe my landlord was going overboard with putting out food, but it dawned on me that she was pregnant. Which makes me very sad because now there will be kittens that are homeless, not by choice but by birth. In addition, it is disheartening because while I agree that I prefer stray cats to other pests, I don’t think we need any more than we already have. It is specifically because of my friends Orange Cat, Calico Cat and their progeny that I think that Jersey City should adopt a policy of Take, Neuter, Return. There is a website (aptly named www.alleycat. org) which proposes this method. It involves humanely gathering a colony of stray cats, evaluating, vaccinating and neutering or spaying them. Those that can be domesticated are adopted into homes and those who are not are returned to their old neighborhood. The benefits are clear. The stray cat population is controlled, and returning cats to their own territory prevents other cats from moving in (as they inevitably will if the feral cats are removed permanently). Mating behaviors that make stray cats not ideal neighbors — howling, spraying and fighting — are eliminated. Leaving simply rodent and bird controlling friends to greet you on your walk home. Bevin Bermingham is a real estate attorney who absolutely loves her boss for letting her dog Macy come to the office. You can reach her at [email protected]. history lesson This week’s ostensibly memorable events JANUARY 14 1784 The United States ratified a peace treaty with England ending the Revolutionary War. 1882 The Myopia Hunt Club, in Winchester, MA, became the first country club in the United States. 1907 An earthquake killed over 1,000 people in Kingston, Jamaica. 1943 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first U.S. President to fly in an airplane while in office. He flew from Miami, FL, to French Morocco where he met with British Prime Minister Winston Churchill to discuss World War II. 1953 Josip Broz Tito was elected president of Yugoslavia by the country s Parliament. 1998 In Dallas, researchers report an enzyme that slows the aging process and cell death. 1999 The U.S. proposed the lifting of the U.N. ceilings on the sale of oil in Iraq. The restriction being that the money be used to buy medicine and food for the Iraqi people. JANUARY 15 1559 England s Queen Elizabeth I (Elizabeth Tudor) was crowned in Westminster Abbey. 1870 A cartoon by Thomas Nast titled A Live Jackass Kicking a Dead Lion appeared in Harper s Weekly. The cartoon used the donkey to symbolize the Democratic Party for the first time. Have something to say? Write a letter and get your voice heard! 1892 Triangle magazine in Springfield, MA, published the rules for a brand new game. The original rules involved attaching a peach baskets to a suspended board. It is now known as basketball. 1908 Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority became America s first Greek-letter organization established by African-American college women. 6 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com 1973 U.S. President Nixon announced the suspension of all U.S. offensive action in North Vietnam. He cited progress in peace negotiations as the reason. 1976 Sara Jane Moore was sentenced to life in prison for her attempt on the life of U.S. President Ford in San Francisco. 1978 Lisa Levy and Margaret Bowman, two students at Florida State University in Tallahassee, were murdered in their sorority house. Ted Bundy was later convicted of the crime and was executed. JANUARY 16 1547 Ivan the Terrible was crowned Czar of Russia. 1919 The 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibited the sale or transportation of alcoholic beverages, was ratified. It was later repealed by the 21st Amendment. 1961 Mickey Mantle signed a contract that made him the highest paid baseball player in the American League at $75,000 for the 1961 season. 1998 Researchers announce that an altered gene helped to defend against HIV. 1991 The White House announced the start of Operation Desert Storm. The operation was designed to drive Iraqi forces out of Kuwait. 1998 Three federal judges secretly granted Kenneth Starr authority to probe whether U.S. President Clinton or Vernon Jordan urged Monica Lewinsky to lie about her relationship with Clinton. 2002 The U.N. Security Council unanimously adopted sanctions against Osama bin Laden, his terror network and the remnants of the Taliban. The sanctions required that all nations impose arms embargoes and freeze their finances. See HISTORY — p. 15 hudson weekly Hudson Weekly accepts short satirical essays, humorous musings and/or angry screeds for its Diversions page. To submit an entry, email: [email protected] Sex Talk BY MISS KITTY Frank advice from someone who’s seen it all. Hello everyone! I hope my first column enlightened and aroused and that some of you are now enjoying super-cala-dick-alicious, steamy-sweat-gland, monkey sex. This week’s letters all have one common theme – fetishes – those secret things we do that get us wet and wild and happy to be alive! Let’s get started, shall we? Dear Miss Kitty: I had a headache and came home early from my kid’s soccer practice only to find my husband in our bedroom reading Cosmo and wearing my pink Victoria’s Secret push-up bra with matching G-string I bought at Newport. Should I be concerned? Bewildered in Downtown JC came girlfriends, crying together at Beaches, shopping together in Filene’s plus-size department and having their tarot cards read. The point I’m trying to make is that if your husband’s need to look like Drew Barrymore bothers you, then — by all means — put him on the next train to Shrinksville. But if he restricts his dress-up to the bedroom and can still give you the Big Bang, then what does it matter if he likes to wear your cha-cha heels? Just as long as he never matches your purple short-shorts with your green halter-top and the pearls your grandma gave you. That would be tacky. “Sometimes a love tap on the mud-flap can add a little sizz to the hump. I’ve had several lovers who came like Old Faithful whenever I played ‘Bobba-Loo’ on their bubble butts and it never went any further than that. Dear Bewildered, Honey, I totally understand your dilemma. When my Uncle Walter, who was a gravedigger for 50 years, was home alone, he dressed like Marilyn Monroe from The Seven Year Itch and listened to Peggy Lee records while sipping Manhattans. After she got over the initial shock, my Aunt Barbara didn’t seem to mind his cross-dressing. In fact, she told me that Uncle Walter’s feminine side was a lot more interesting than his masculine side and the two be- ReOdorant Dear Miss Kitty, Whenever I make love to my wife, she always asks me to spank her behind. I don’t mind, but it’s really not my thing. My question is: will she start to want more than just a spanking? Could her fetish lead to S&M? Worried in Newport Dear Worried, Some people like a little slap and tickle with their bouncy-bouncy. That doesn’t mean they want to be whacked with a riding crop or pulled by a leash in the living room wearing nothing but a dog collar. It’s that same mentalSee SEX TALK — p. 15 diversions abuela’s catholic heresy* BY ALBERTINA CRUZ FOR THE WEEKS OF JAN. 14–JAN. 27 *TRANSLATED FROM THE COLLOQUIAL SPANISH ARIES LIBRA It’s best if you lay low for the next two weeks, as you won’t be very well-prepared to deal with the great deal of confusion that will be inserted into your life by the planet of the sea god making negative aspects to the planets of the war god and love goddess. On Fri Jan 14, the planet of the war god conjoins with that of the sea, making it very wise to refrain from various courses of action you somehow managed to think were beneficial for you. Because of this planetary aspect, you’re way of envisioning others’ perception of you is flawed. The sea god concurrently squares the love goddess, which implies that the previous negativity will involve either a lover or sibling. If you have to make decision on legal arrangements or ventures, please— wait. Mars travels through your first house of identity from Thu 20 through Wed 26, making it an especially physically active time for you. You seem to have bottomless reserves of energy, and you feel as if there’s nothing you can’t do. And, judging from the help you’re getting from the planet of the winged-footed god and the planet of the sky god, you’re right. You’re particularly lucky in that the planet of the war god trines your moon from Wed 19 through Tue 25, making things run magnificently smooth for you. Schedules breeze by uninterrupted, no computer crashes at work, and the lack of interruption allows your instinct and intuitive sense to lead the way in all you do. You may find yourself so good at multi-tasking that you might risk taking on too much. TAURUS SCORPIO The emotional and psychological wounds you’ve received in the past from unhealthy love relationships come to the fore on Mon 17, thanks mainly to the retrograde transit of the earth god through your twelfth house of subconscious memories. What makes this visit particularly painful, however, is that various planets conspire to bring love and pleasure in your midst. The planet of the love goddess, the planet of the war god and the planet of the air god get a bit too cozy with each other from Thu 20 through Thu 27, simultaneously encouraging and thwarting any romantic possibilities. You will feel a strong attraction to someone you know or will meet through your work, and it will disrupt what harmony you currently enjoy at your workplace. Both the planet of the winged-footed god and that of the love goddess collect in your first house of identity from Sat 22 through Wed 26, creating an interesting mix in regards to your identity. The winged-footed god implies that you’ll be thinking and speaking about yourself more often, but the influence doesn’t connote an unflattering self-centeredness to it. The presence of the love goddess also implies that your energies will be focused in analyzing what kind of influence you exert over others, making me believe that it has something to do with a review or written evaluation of some sort. If that is the case, watch out for some work-related tension the week prior, for there are several planets working to create stress. GEMINI SAGITTARIUS An oddly numerous number of planets are indicating that you are currently involved in a contest of wills with another, but it’s a kind of competition that will surely destroy any amicability you may have had with one another. You seem to be enjoying the emotional bullfight, as I’d like to call it, as the planet of the love goddess squares the war god from Fri 14 through Tue 18. There’s a certain playfulness to it for you, but it seems likely to go downhill quite fast. A former lover or love interest is implied. The sun is opposing the position of the love goddess at the time of your birth from Fri 14 through Mon 17, however, indicating that it’s more about satisfying your own ego than it as a means to a constructive end. CANCER The next two weeks will be extraordinarily lucky for you, as — like with your Gemini brothers and sisters — an extraordinarily large number of planets are sending you positive energies. The planet of the god of the underworld trines the position of the planet of the air god at the time of your birth from Fri 14 through Thu 27, indicating that any professional developments you make will pay off considerably in the long-term. This same energy, courtesy of the previously mentioned planets in different angles with others, spills over into other realms of your life. It seems as if you are reaching a maturation point, a place past which you become a new, better person in your eyes as well as others’. The planet of the god of the underworld trines the love goddess while the air god trines the planet of the winged-footed god. LEO That lingering feeling of dissatisfaction you’ve been feeling in regards to your professional life or career is not bound to go away any time soon. The planet of the earth god is conjoining the position he was in at the time of your birth, making it a particularly painful period in which deep analysis and retrospection rule your innermost thoughts. You feel inclined to measure yourself against the standards you yourself have placed, and the judgment you pass on yourself seems to be harsh. Forego the self-inflicted whipping and focus instead on the direction your own heart is leading you. Whether through a subtle nudge or with an iron fist, the planets are drawing you closer to your own family, particularly older family members. Whether or not you distanced yourself from them intentionally, there is some part of your connection that’s lacking. The point of this, however, is that re-building the connection will lead to realizations and character transformations that relate directly to the problems that the transit of the earth god is creating for you. VIRGO You may be drowning in work, but you’re not complaining about it. And that’s pretty remarkable. You’re on a path of intellectual growth and expansion, and tasks that previously came across as tedious chores are now exciting opportunities to learn more. Even though the planet of the earth god places obstacles in your path throughout this period, you are unrelenting. You’re apt to develop a very serious attitude at this time; make sure you don’t alienate people you like and/or need by reacting curtly to their shortcomings. This is illustrated by the planet of the love goddess squaring the position of the planet of the underworld god from Fri 14 through Mon 17. The sun travels through your third house of higher mental faculties from Thu 20 through Mon 24, giving you boundless energy to plan, organize, prepare and strategize. There’s a very interesting Wall Street-esque, corporate rat race trend happening in your chart these next two weeks. The planet of the war god goes through your tenth house on Fri 14 through Sat 15, indicating that you’ll be engaging in a lot of ruthless self-promotion. The winged-footed god simultaneously sextiles the position of the old father god at the time of your birth, marking that you’ll be showing off a certain talent that you possess above any other. You’re tense and focused on the goal at hand, but you’ll be thrown for a loop the week of the 24th. Information will be made available to you that engages you emotionally, and the wallop will be significant. CAPRICORN You’ve been hard at work for the past few weeks, and you’re beginning to get run down. You feel sluggish from overwork, you have no energy to do the things you’d like and you feel disheveled, unkempt and spent. Rest assured, you look it, too. You’ve been so consumed with the tasks at hand that you’ve neglected to take care of yourself, and the sun conjoins the planet of the love goddess from Fri 14 through Sun 16 to try to get you to take a breather. You’ve retreated into a shell, eschewing social activities because you’re either “too tired” or “too busy.” Depending on how long this has been going on, you can be in various states of distress without even knowing how bad it is or how urgently you need to change your behavior. You mustn’t forget that interactions with other people are a source of particular benefit for you. The planet of the air god strolls through your seventh house from Fri 14 through Thu 27, which makes human contact all the more favorable. First of all, take a nap. Then, when you wake up, realize your human limits and restrict yourself to them. Give yourself time to pamper yourself and then go out and circulate, either with personal friends or professional ones. You’ll find an exciting world out there that you forgot existed, and while there is a slight hint of a headache coming your way from Mon 17 to Wed 18, you should take it in stride. AQUARIUS The planet of the father god conjoins the position of the planet of the love goddess at the time of your birth, making it equally likely that a romance, relationship or business adventure will either abruptly begin or end. The likelihood, however, is the latter. Many aspects through your chart show a pointed restlessness as a result of present difficulties, and you will be urged to take action in relation to that restlessness. The planet of the love goddess conjoins the planet of the war god from Fri 14 through Mon 17, making you impulsive in going after what you desire. This is a good time to do this, as many social opportunities await you in the week of the 23rd. Do not, however, expect to instantly fix what made you miserably before. Everything takes time. Especially that. PISCES Things are rather low key for you at this point, with no major planetary aspects separate from what everyone else is feeling. However, two aspects — the planet of the winged-footed god through your eighth house from Sun 23 through Wed 26 and the sun sextile the position of the planet of the love goddess at the time of your birth — indicate that you may be headed for a promotion. The first transit implies a deeper analysis of your own talents and abilities, while the second shows that supervisors and other authority figures are favorably disposed. Other aspects, which show increased communications with others and a more authoritative attitude on your own behalf, support the supposition. Good luck! www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 7 Live! On Tap Next Month: hudson weekly KATE JACOBS (1/27, The Goldhawk) BILLY FILO STARSHIP(1/28, Uncle Joe’s) RYE COALITION (2/4, Maxwell’s) on the Left Bank LAWNDARTS (2/10, Maxwell’s) JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 THE EVERYOTHERS (2/11, Maxwell’s) GUITAR WOLF (2/27, Maxwell’s) Butterspy… play with Eugene, Karyn Kuhl, High Speed Chase, Crewman #6, Mote l Creeps & Marc G ianotti. Maxwell’s, 1039 W ashington St., HOB. 653-1703 . 8 p.m. $8. JAN 21 friday Crazy mutha‐hubbas friday JAN. 14 saturday JAN. 15 EVERYTHING MUST GO SANDY MARKS 111 FIRST STREET FLEA MARKET Rascals on the Hudson, 360 Marin Blvd., JC. 9 p.m. $15. Also on Sat., Jan. 15. Call 217-8900 or go to www. rascalscomedyclub.com for more information. thursday JAN. 20 Come join the artists of 111 First Street in their farewell extravaganza. Featuring the sale of personal artifacts as well as everyday bric-a-brac. Bring your wallets and your cash because they don’t accept Visa. Grace Church Van Vorst, 39 Erie St. (at Second Street). From 10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Also on Sunday, Jan. 16, from 1 to 5 p.m. See www.111first.org for more information. sunday JAN. 15 CURBING HATE MR. APPLAUSE According to Rascals on the Hudson, Marks has appeared on CBS, “The King of Queens,” and HBO’s “Comedy in the Park.” Marks is really funny, they say, and he has done comedy for quite a while in exotic locales like Canada, the U.S. and Holland. saturday JAN. 23 HIDING & SEEKING: FAITH AND TOLERANCE AFTER THE HOLOCAUST The Hoboken Synagogue sponsors a screening of this film by Oren Ruvdavsky and Menachem Daum, which was shot on location in Jerusalem, Poland and Brooklyn. Daum will be available for a Q&A after the screening. Burchard Auditorium, Stevens Institue of Technology, Castle Point, HOB. 8 p.m. $10. See www.hobokensynagogue.org for more information. thursday JAN. 27 LENDING A HAND HIPSTER CENTRAL ORIGINAL PLAYS ARE NIFTY WORDS&MUSIC NEW PLAYWRIGHTS SERIES TSUNAMI RELIEF AID CONCERT Three new plays — one dealing with a 20-something gay hustler who learns a little something from an older dude, another play dealing with a guy who tries to get a secret out of his evasive dad, and the last about a formerly homeless guy looking for his chica. Good stuff. Performances by Bill McGarvey, The Cucumbers, The Demolition String Band, AJ Azzarto & the New Hoboken Four, Boxcar Nancy, The Nissen Brothers, Sputnik, Icewagon Flu, The Stray Dogs, Carla Murray, Jim Testa, The Gordys and High Speed Chase. All proceeds to be donated to the American Red Cross. DeBaun Auditorium, Stevens Institute of Technology, Fifth and Hudson Street, HOB. 3 p.m. Free with $3 suggested donation. Call 216-8937 for more information. Willie McBride’s, 616 Grand St., HOB. 8 p.m. Admission to the event is $10. For an addition $10, a buffet dinner is available. Hosted by Middlepoet, Jersey City’s unofficial poet laureate, words&music is a weekly event that features the lyrical stylings of local favorites, traveling guests and brave attendants. “It’s all about poetry, music and mingling.” Hospitality by The Cannon and music by DJs Lady J, Aqualung and Funkiejunkie. The Waterbug Hotel Annex, 7 Erie St., JC. 10 p.m.- 1:30 a.m. See www.thewaterbughotel.com for more information. 8 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com Have a hankering for cheap buffalo wings? Want to find a local pub that’s showing the game? The Grid strives to be your ultimate go-to guide for what’s happening in the bars and clubs in your neighborhood. the grid FRIDAY To get a free listing: Please send all new events, corrections and addenda to [email protected]. SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Half-price martini night. 4-close. Happy Hour. See left for specials. HOBOKEN 3 FORTY GRILL 340 Sinatra Dr., 217-3406. Happy Hour. See right for specials. Happy Hour from 4-7; specials include $3 Miller Lite, Amstel Lite and Yuengling drafts. $2 off martinis. Brunch from 11:30 to 4. BAHAMA MAMA’S 215 Wshngtn St., 217-1642. Call for more information. BAJA 104 14th St., 653-0610. Happy Hour from 4-6. $2.75 imports, $2 domestics, $5 Cuervo margaritas. BAR AT 10TH & WILLOW 935 Willow Ave., 653-2358. BAR NONE 84 Wshngtn St., 420-1112. Hip-hop, house and reggae every night, with DJ Brian Coxx spinning Thurs. – Sun. Ladies pay $2 for drinks and no cover until 11 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays; reduced cover after 11. Validated parking available. BLACK BEAR BAR & GRILL 205 Wshngtn St., 656-5511. DJ Jeff spins hip-hop. DJ Johnny spins hip-hop. Mexican Monday. NFL with specials on Mexican beers. Pitcher of Rolling Rock & bucket of wings, $12.95 $2.50 domestic pints 1/2- price martinis all night. Karaoke with Big Blanche, 10 p.m. No cover. $1 off domestic bottles. Sunday Brunch, 11-3, $15. NFL, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. Sports trivia. BUSKER’S BAR & GRILL 94 Bloomfield St., 604-1380. THE CAGE 3 Newark St., 216-1766. Groove. Int’l DJ Hector Fonseca spins house. $5 cover. Pulse. DJ Johnny Feelgood spins house. Drink specials with a very special show. $5 cover. COURT ST. RESTAURANT 61 Sixth St., 795-4515. Liquid Brunch from 3-9. $3 mimosas & marys. DJ Mike Cruz spins house, tribal, underground, Latin house. Burger & Beer Night. Specials on Skyy, UV & Brooklyn Lager. Thirsty Thursdays. $2 Yuengling, $3 Bass & Smirnoff drinks. $1 domestic draft. DJ Special K spins 80s, classic & freestyle. Free pizza after 10. Rockette. Rock, pop & glammed out disco beats with DJ Jeff. Comedy Hour w/ Duplex’s own Poppi Kramer at 10. No cover. 1/2-price wings, $1 off any draft, 8-10. Ladies Night. $3 well drinks & $2 shots, 9-11. Martini Night. Specialty martinis $4. Guitarist Will O’Connor from 8-11. $1 drafts from 7-8, $2 drafts from 8-9, $3 drafts from 9-10. Industry Night; 50% off food & drinks w/ bar card. Ladies & 80s Night. Ladies w/ other fems get free entrees. Guys get $2 Miller Lites. Wine Lover Wednesdays, 5-2. Entire wine list 1/2-price w/ dinner. Martinis 1/2-price at bar. Live Music. Margarita Mania, $5 pitchers from 5-2. Retro Tuesday. $2 Bud, $4 drinks. Why Not? Wednesday. $2 Yuengling, $4 drinks. $2 Michelob Light, 1/2- price martinis. Happy Hour 5-8. Happy Hour 5-8. Live band at 9, no cover. Happy Hour 5-8; DJ spins 80s, pop & hip-hop. Brunch from 11 - 3. DUFFY’S 239 Bloomfield St., 963-5512. DIPPER’S 616 Wshngtn St., 386-9464. $2 shots, 11-midnite. FARSIDE BAR & GRILL 531 Wshngtn St., 963-7677. Rotating drink specials. Call for more information. GASLIGHT BAR & GRILL 400 Adams St., 217-1400. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. GOLDHAWK LOUNGE 936 Park Avenue., 420-7989. Fiesta Fridays. Free chips n’ salsa & 1/2-price margaritas & Coronas, 5-10. GREEN ROCK TAP & GRILL 70 Hudson St., 386-5600. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 mugs of Coors, Miller & Yuengling. DJ. $10 pitchers during the day & 25¢ wings at night. DJ. HOBSON’S CHOICE 77 Hudson Pl., 420-0070. Happy Hour 4-7, M-F. DJ Mike spins. DJ Frank spins. LIBERTY BAR & GRILL 61-63 14th St., 222-6322. 1/2-price appetizers from 5-7 at bar. Morning brunch from 11 -2. Dinner til 11 & music til 3. College football noon-6. 25¢ wings, $6 pitchers of Miller Lite. Happy Hour 5-8. 25¢ wings. $10 pitchers of Coors & Yeungling. $10 party platters. 25¢ wings. DJ Frank spins. Brunch from 11-2, football & basketball. LOUISE & JERRY’S 329 Washington St., 656-9698. Tuesday Trivia. 1st, 2nd & 3rd prizes awarded. Ladies get $2.50 drinks at bar. $4 imports, $3.50 domestics every day. MADISON BAR & GRILL 1316 Wshngtn St., 386-0300. Happy Hour 5-7. $3.50 glass house wine, $5.50 well, $3 drafts, domestics & selected imports. DJ at 8:30. No cover. DJ at 8:30. No cover. MAXWELL’S 1039 Wshngtn St., 798-0406. Samuel Smith lager or stout for $3.75. Cuervo Gold for $4, Cuervo 1800 for $5. Boddington’s pub can for $3.50. All flavors of Bacardi rum, $4. Sunday Jazz Brunch from 10-3; $20 for adults, $10 for kids 12 & under. Dixie beer, $3. Jack Daniels, $4. Early Bird Menu from 5 to 10. Martini Madness. 1/2- price drinks. Early Bird Menu from 57, $13.16 per person. Bud, Bud Light and Rolling Rock for $2.50. Southern Comfort, $4. Corona and Presidente, $3. Margaritas, $5. DJ at 8:30. No cover. Guiness, $3.50. Jameson, $4. Yuengling, $2.50. Absolut vodka, all flavors, $4. $3 domestics; $4 imports; $4 mixed drinks. Ladies get $3 drinks all night. MCMAHON’S BROWNSTONE 1034 Willow Ave., 798-5650. MCSWIGGAN’S 110 First St., 798-6700. NFL Ticket. $14 pitchers of Coors & 24 wings. MILE SQUARE BAR & GRILL 221 Wshngtn St., 420-0222. Happy Hour 3:30 -7.$2 off all drafts, $3 house wine. ODDFELLOWS REST 80 River St., 656-9009. Happy Hour 4-8, Tu-F. $4 hurricanes & $2.50 Miller, Yuengling & Amstel drafts. O’DONOGHUE’S 205 First St., 798-5595. Fridays’s and Saturday’s- Live Entertainment- Check out www.odonoghues.com for schedule O’NIEAL’S 343 Park Ave., 653-1492. Happy Hour 5-8. $1 off everything. Brunch 11-3, $13.95. Football. Pitcher specials. Brunch. $14.95. $2 Bud & Coors, $3 everything else. $15 Mojito pitchers. $10 Sangria pitchers. 2-for-1 martinis. Pitcher and Wing Specials, “Pong Night” Pitcher and Wing Specials, Pool, Ping Pong $10 Coronita buckets. Stella Night. Earn a free Stella glass w/ purchase. Happy Hour all night. Dart League, $2.00 Bud Lt. and Michelob Lt. Drafts Pool League, $3.00 Bud, Bud Lt., Micelob Ultra Bottles 1/2 Price Martini’s, “Industry Night”-bring your bar card for draft and shot specials Bitch. No cover. Drink specials. DJ Tim spins house for a queer crowd. Doors at 8, music at 10. Ladies Night. 1/2- price drinks, all night. Acoustic guitarist Tom Shea performs. No cover. Brunch from 11-3. $11.95 PLANET HOBOKEN 16-18 Hudson Pl., 653-6888. ROGO’S 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. Martini Madness. Premium martinis $4. Call for event listings. What the Buck? 8-11, $1 drinks, DJ. $25 all-you-can-drink domestic drafts & wings. Wing Night. 15¢ wings. RUE DE JARDIN 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. SHANNON LOUNGE 106 First St., 656-9820. Live band at 10. $5 cover. SKYBAR LOUNGE 96 River St., 656-7731. DJs spinning lounge, Euro dance, progressive. No cover. Doors at 8, music at 10. SULLIVAN’S 600 Wshngtn St., 420-9849. Happy Hour 5-7, M-F. 1/2- price everything. Football w/ $2 pints & 24¢ wings. See BACK PAGE www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 9 arts&entertainment set list Friday, January 14 THE MILWAUKEES • HERO PATTERN • THE CALL-UP MUSIC All times subject to changes. Call venue for more information. To add a listing, email: [email protected] Monday, January 17 SWINGADELIC Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Show begins at 9 p.m. Free. 18+. Monsters of rock hw pick BY BROOKE BEHRENS Power pop ‘heroes’ come to HOB in Rock n’ Roll Rescue Tour Tuesday, January 18 THIRD TUESDAY JAZZ BAND The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Show begins at 9 p.m. Free. 18+. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. The Rock N’ Roll Rescue Tour comes to Hoboken in an effort to help indie bands reach “their mutual goal of world domination.” See music preview on page 18. Show begins at 10 p.m. $7. 18+. ON THE PROWL • SPIDER ROCKETS Uncle Joe’s Bar, 154 First St., JC, 659-6999. The music of Evanescence, the Deftones and Audioslave may come to mind when you hear Spider Rockets, a band from Central Jersey made up of three guys and a female vocalist. Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. SURREY LANE LOUIS LOGIC • GYM CLASS HEROES • THE SUPERSPECS Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Show begins at 8 p.m. $8. 18+. Wednesday, January 19 TROY JOHNSON • ZACH BROOKE The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Show begins with Johnson at 9 p.m. Brooke follows at 10. Free. 18+. SKYLINE RODEO • NOVA SOCIAL • RISK RELAY The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. The band’s 2004 Long Way Home Acoustic Tour began at The Goldhawk in May, and the boys — Enda Keegan and Kevin Jahoda — come back to their figurative Jersey home to please the crowd with their layered, sweetly harmonizing pop music. Show begins at 9 p.m. Free. 18+. Saturday, January 15 LONESOME PRAIRIE DOGS Balance Hair Salon, 18 Erie St., JC, 369-7000. Hosted by Bjorn. Show begins at 2 p.m. Free. KAREN DAVIS Subia’s Organic Food Market, 506 Jersey Ave., JC, 432-7639. Jersey City’s own Queen of AggroAcoustic Rock reprises last month’s gig at Subia’s, playing original pieces from earlier albums and covering old favorites like Led Zeppelin’s “The Rain Song.” Show begins at 2:30 p.m. Free. AN ALBATROSS • MITSUKO • THE CINEMA EYE • AQUI I Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. $6. 18+. Thursday, January 20 WORDS&MUSIC Waterbug Hotel Annex, 7 Erie St., JC. Featured poet is Nyugen Smith. Sign up begins at 10:30 p.m., show starts at 11. Free.18+. TOM VINCENT & THE ROMANCE COMMANDOS The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Call for show time. Free. 18+. THE DETROIT COBRAS • THE SIGHTS • LUCY Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Lucy features ex-members of the Northern State. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. $12. 18+. Friday, January 21 LOST PATROL The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Show begins at 8 p.m. Free. 18+. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Show begins at 9 p.m. $7. 18+. EUGENE • HIGH SPEED CHASE • KARYN KUHL • MOTEL CREEPS • BUTTERSPY • CREWMAN #6 • MARC GIANOTTI ALL RATTLE & DUST • THE ALPHAMALES Uncle Joe’s Bar, 154 First St., JC, 659-6999. Show begins at 10 PM. $5 cover. 21+. Sunday, January 16 AN AMERICANA FAMILY JAMBOREE Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Elena Skye and the Demolition String Band. Show begins at 3 p.m. Call ahead for cover. 18+. GOT A PROBLEM? — The members of Hero Pattern, (from left) Jason Kundrath, Rob Fitzgerald, Pete Marceau and Mike Kundrath, have found their groove in Cut You Out, their latest record from Boston-based Lonesome Recordings. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 6531703. Show begins at 8 p.m. $8. 18+. See SET LIST — p. 15 n “Monster,” a track off the new record by the Sparta, N.J.-based Hero Pattern, lead singer Jason Kundrath wails “I am a monster… I scare myself sometimes.” What makes this particular line so beautiful is that it hits home. All of us — from Hitler to Nessie to Aileen Wuornos — have had this revelation at least once in our lives. After a string of one-night stands, for example, or maybe after going hog wild at the all-you-can-eat buffet This universality, coupled with a catchy chorus and sing-songy angst, could make “Monster” a monstrous hit. The video is currently being featured on MTV.com. Recently released by Boston label Lonesome Recordings, Cut You Out is the group’s sophomore effort. It follows 2002’s The Reception EP, a split release with fellow N.J. up-and-comer Val Emmich. Made up of lead singer Kundrath, brother Mike Kundrath on drums, Pierre “Pete” Marceau on guitar and bassist Rob Fitzgerald, Hero Pattern has come a long way since the days of The Reception. In 1996, the classically-trained Fitzgerald and lead singer Kundrath were just young heroes without a pattern. After losing their original drummer in 2001, Kundrath — a self-taught musician who plays both guitar and drums — recruited younger brother Mike for an upcoming gig and the foundation of the band was formed. Once Marceau got on board, the pattern was complete. Now a more cohesive group, Hero Pattern feels that Cut You Out is a true representation of who they are as artists. “Though we remain proud of (The Reception), we all grew very quickly as a songwriting unit,” the band said on its web site. “And it was clear that it was no longer an accurate portrayal of our band.” T heir latest offering, however, is entirely Hero Pattern-produced. The band is so proud of Cut You 10 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com Out that it plans to continue its vigorous touring schedule in support of the record. So being on the road in 2005 will just be more of the same for Hero Pattern, which has already toured from here to Boston and throughout the Midwest. “Any band that becomes successful works on this 365 days a year,” bassist Fitzgerald said. “If anything, the new year just gives you a kick in the butt, reminding you to keep at it.” The band’s determination to persevere, said Jeff DeVito, lead singer of N.J.-based rock outfit Particle Zoo and longtime Hero Pattern compatriot, continues to inspire him and his own band. Only a handful of bands really define and lead the scene where rock quartets are a dime a dozen, DeVito said. And as far as he’s concerned, Hero Pattern is one of those bands. “If anything, the New Year just gives you a kick in the butt, reminding you to keep at it. “Their live show is among the tightest displays of musicianship you’ll see anywhere,” DeVito said. “(Guitarist) Pete Marceau is quite simply one of the best guitarists around.” Marceau’s string skills are particularly showcased in “What Do You Have to Say?,” another radio-worthy track off Cut You Out. This isn’t an opportunity for audience members to grab the mic; rather, it’s time to throw fists in the air and sing along. Kundrath, a self-taught musician who plays both guitar and drums, urges you to find your words in this outspoken anthem when he demands: “It’s all your fault! What do you have to say for yourself?” If “What Do You Have to Say?” de- mands answers, then the title track draws conclusions. In keeping with the unabashed honesty of the record, the upbeat chorus of “Cut You Out” echoes a dating discovery we’ve all made: “You ’re just a big mistake that I keep repeatin’, you’re just another game that I’m bound to lose.” H ero Pattern clearly feels a sense of urgency to stand out from the crowd. They’ve played with Superdrag and Dismemberment Plan, and they have appeared on an Artist Amplification CD. “We’re hungry,” the band proclaimed on its web site. “We’re setting our sights high, and we’re ready for lift-off.” The band played Maxwell’s, Hoboken’s premiere live music venue, on Fri., Jan. 14 with The Milwaukees. The Boston-based The Call-Up opened after Pilot to Gunner canceled. Hero Pattern’s nine-song set was mostly new music from their upcoming album set to be released in March. The asyet-untitled record was recently recorded in Alabama with Hot Rod Circuit’s Andy Jackson co-producing. The show was a part of The Rock ‘n Roll Rescue Tour, which Kundrath described as an “ego-free” line-up devoted to the music. And it was all about the music on Friday night. The packed house sang along to “Monster,” by now a familiar tune to local indie rock aficionados. Kundrath’s energy and charisma make him the group’s obvious frontman. Fitzgerald said the band enjoys playing in Hudson County because of the local audience’s enthusiastic attitude. “J.C. and Hoboken people come (to the show) in a good mood, and everyone kicks back and has fun,” he said. “It’s pretty impossible to have a bad show if you’re having such a good time.” Emmich plays Maxwell’s on Feb. 18. For upcoming Particle Zoo show dates, see www.pzoo.com. arts&entertainment table scraps AMERICAN HOBOKEN AMANDA’S, 908 Washington St., 798-0101. BRASS RAIL, 135 Washington St., 659-7074. COMPANY, 86 Garden St., 798-7600. CITY BISTRO, 56 14th St., 963-8200. FRANKIE & JOHNNIE’S, 163 14th St., 659-6202. LIBERTY GRILL, 61 14th St., 222-6322. LEO’S GRANDEZVOUS, 200 Grand St., 659-9467. MADISON GRILL, 1316 Wash. St., 386-0300. ODDFELLOWS REST, 80 River St., 656-9009. SPA RESTAURANT, 74 Hudson St., 653-6617. TEXAS ARIZONA, 76 River St., 420-0304. THREE-A’S, 500 Grand St., 217-1650. THREE FORTY GRILL, 340 Sinatra Dr., 217-3406. JERSEY CITY COMFORT BISTRO, 295 Grove St., 200-1320. DORRIAN’S, 555 Washington Blvd., 626-6660. FATBURGER, 286 Washington Blvd., 332-2244. 4 FIFTY 5, 455 Washington Blvd., 798-1114. KITCHEN CAFÉ, 60 Sussex St., 332-1010. LIBERTY HOUSE, 82 Audrey Zapp Dr., 395-0300. LIGHT HORSE, 199 Wash. Blvd., 946-2028. MARCO & PEPE, 289 Grove St., 860-9688. ODDEFLLOWS, 111 Montgomery St., 433-6999. SOUTH CITY GRILL, 70 Pavonia Ave., 610-9225. UNO CHICAGO, 286 Washington Blvd., 395-9500. VU, 2 Exchange Place, JC, 469-4650. CAFÉ HOBOKEN CAFE ELYSIAN, 1001 Washington St., 659-9110. FAVIA LITE CAFÉ, 208 Washington St., 217-1999. FROZEN MONKEY, 526 Washington St., 222-1311. PITA GRILL, 324 Washington St., 217-9777. SINATRA PARK CAFE, 525 Sinatra Dr., 420-9900. WATERWAY CAFÉ, 1 Hudson Place, 216-9788. WOLFGANG PUCK, 100 Sinatra Dr., 876-8600. JERSEY CITY BAKER BOYS, 270 Newark Ave., 876-0100. BASIC, 231 Eighth St., 656-5900. COSI, 545 Washington Blvd., 963-0533. GROUND, 530 Jersey Ave., 985-0400. KITCHEN CAFÉ, 60 Sussex St., 332-1010. MAHOGANY, 467 Communipaw Ave., 332-2474. NEW HAM. PARK PIZZA, 357 7th St., 798-9539. RIA’S, 24 Mercer St., 915-0045. CARIBBEAN/LATIN HOBOKEN CUCHARAMAM, 233 Clinton St., 420-1700. LA ISLA, 104 Washington St., 659-8197. ZAFRA KITCHEN, 301 Willow Ave., 610-9801. JERSEY CITY HARD GROVE CAFE, 319 Grove St., 451-1853. MR. GUSTO, 175 Newark Ave., 860-9540. NICOLE’S, 521 Jersey Ave., 433-8443. CHINESE To add a listing, email: [email protected] JERSEY CITY COLONETTE, 405 Rt. 440, 432-8222. FLAMINGO, 31 Montgomery St., 434-6769. MISS AMERICA, 322 West Side Ave., 333-5468. VIP DINER, 175 Sip Ave., 792-1400. DELIS HOBOKEN LUCA BRASI’S, 100 Park Ave., 217-6879. JERSEY CITY LOMBARDI’S, 269 Newark Ave., 239-9222. MILANO’S, 41 Montgomery St., 434-0126. DINERS HOBOKEN JOHNNY ROCKETS, 134 Wash. St., 659-2620. MIDTOWN DINER, 538 Wash. St., 656-2257. MALIBU DINER, 259 14th St., 656-1595. BY HW STAFF hw State’s first Restaurant Week starts next week in Hudson pick NORTH BERGEN Bergen, 864-8600. FRENCH HOBOKEN RUE DE JARDIN, 343 Garden St., 222-2177. JERSEY CITY CASABLANCA, [Moroccan] 354 Grove St., 420-4072. MADAME CLAUDE , 364½ Fourth St., 876-8800. GERMAN HELMER’S, 1036 Washington St., 963-3333. ITALIAN HOBOKEN ANIELLO’S, 1319 Washington St., 217-6800. DAVINCI, 411 Washington St., 659-2141. DENO’S, 732 Jefferson St., 222-2660. GERRINO’S, 96 River St., 656-7731. IL CANTUCCIO, 518 Washington St., 420-4447. LA SCALA, 159 14th St., 963-0884. LA TARTUSERIA, 1405 Grand St., 792-2300. NICCO’S, 247 Washington St., 332-8433. PICCOLO ROMA, 120 Washington St., 876-9088. PORTOFINO, 700 Clinton Ave., 659-2002. TUTTA PASTA, 200 Washington St., 792-9102. JERSEY CITY BERTUCCI’S, 560 Washington Blvd., 222-8088. CASA DANTE, 737 Newark Ave., 795-2750. PRESTO’S, 199 Warren St., 433-6639. PRONTO CENA, 87 Sussex St., 435-0004. NICCO’S, 247 Washington Blvd., JC, 332-8433. PUCCINI’S, 1064 West Side Ave., 432-4111. RITA & JOE’S, 142 Broadway, 451-3606. SCENT OF ITALY, 345 Grove St., 413-9775. INDIAN HOBOKEN INDIA ON THE HUDSON, 1210 Wash. St., 222-0101. KARMA CAFÉ, 505 Washington St., 610-0900. SAFFRON, 338 Bloomfield Ave., 222-3373. JERSEY CITY CAFÉ SPICE, 537 Washington Blvd., 533-0111. JAPANESE HOBOKEN ASIA SUSHI, 926 Washington St., 792-9660. ISTANA SUSHI, 936 Washington St., 656-9877. ROBONGI JAPAN, 520 Washington St., 222-8388. SUSHI HOUSE, 155 First St., 656-7788. SUSHI LOUNGE, 200 Hudson St., 386-1117. YAMA SUSHI, 205 Hudson St., 222-2800. JERSEY CITY GRAND BANKS, 75 Montgomery St., 521-1800. FRONT PAGE CHINESE, 1120 Wash. St., 653-5676. KOMEGASHI, 103 Montgomery St., 433-4567. HOBOKEN COTTAGE, 516 Wash. St., 798-6788. KOMEGASHI TOO, 99 Pavonia Ave, 533-8888. OFF THE WALL, 512 Washington St., 798-6078. SUSHI TANGO, 516 Jersey Ave., 332-8300. RICE SHOP, 304 Washington St., 798-8382. MALAYSIAN BIG CHEF, 515 Jersey Ave., 309-0259. CHINA EMPIRE, 99 Greene St., 451-3888. CONFUCIUS, 538 Washington Blvd., 386-8898. D&J GARDEN, 342 Grove St., 451-1960. GREAT WALL, 281 Monmouth St., 433-1388. Eat-stravaganza! COACH HOUSE, 921 Kennedy Blvd., North HOBOKEN JERSEY CITY FOOD Call restaurant for hours or for more information. HOBOKEN SATAY, 99 Washington St., 386-8688. MEXICAN HOBOKEN BAJA, 104 14th St., 653-0610. CHARRITO’S, 121 Washington St., 418-8600. EAST L.A., 508 Washington St., 798-0052. EL BARRIO BURRITOS, 89 Washington St., 963-8686. MISION BURRITOS, 209 Fourth St., 795-0619. QDOBA, 400 Washington St., 386-8974. JERSEY CITY BAJA, 117 Montgomery St., 915-0062. OLÉ, 564 Washington Blvd., 626-6646. MIDDLE EASTERN HOBOKEN ALI BABA, 912 Washington St., 653-5319. YUM! — Leona Beldini and Karen Gutch (above) enjoy some of the tasty treats at Hudson Restaurant Week’s kickoff on Jan. 11. Spirito Grill chef and general manager Joseph Mastrella, right, serves a guest. I t’s hard to believe that in all of New Jersey’s 567 municipalities, not one of them has ever had a culinary event that incorporates a variety of restaurants under one banner. But through the efforts of Tamara Remedios and Xplore Communications, her Matawan-based group of business and information directories, the state got its first Restaurant Week in our own backyard. Sponsored by “Get Out Hudson!” an Xplore publication geared specifically toward Hoboken, Jersey City and Secaucus, Hudson Restaurant Week offers a full week of prix-fixe lunches and dinners at 21 participating restaurants. From Jan. 24 through Feb. 4, the following restaurants will offer three-course lunches for $15.05 and three-course dinners for $30.05: • 3Forty Grill, Hoboken • 4Fifty5, Jersey City • Baja, Hoboken and Jersey City • Café Newport, Jersey City • Casa Dante, Jersey City • Comfort, Jersey City • Confucius, Jersey City • Edwards Steakhouse, Jersey City • Illuzion, Hoboken • The Jefferson, Hoboken • Komegashi and Komegashi too, Jersey City • Liberty House, Jersey City • The Madison, Hoboken • The Merchant, Jersey City • The Quays, Hoboken • Sabor, North Bergen • South City Grill, Jersey City • Spirito Grill, Weehawken • Trinity, Hoboken Baja, Confucius, Komegashi and The Merchant offer even lower prix-fixes. South City Grill is only participating for lunch while Café Newport, Confucius, Komegashi and The Quays are only honoring the promotion for dinner. And in case you’re wondering, the five cents at the end of the prixfixe is in honor of the New Year. The idea for the event, Remedios said, came about after talking with some restaurateurs who said they were looking for an event that would entice local resident to eat out in the communities they live in rather than go to New York to dine. “Why talk the PATH train, why take the tunnels when you have it in your own backyard?,” she added. “We want to build Hudson County to be a dining destination.” The event, which is sponsored by the Jersey City Office of Travel and Tourism, also received an advertising grant from the state of New Jersey. “We’ve received so much support from the cities and the county and financial support from the state,” Remedios said. “It was nice that a first time event received such a warm, fuzzy feeling.” For more information, go to www.hudsonrestaurantweek.com See TABLE SCRAPS — p. 15 www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 11 arts&entertainment gallery listings Dates and hours are subject to changes. Call gallery for more information. To have an exhibit/event listed, email: [email protected] Openings & Events HOBOKEN PORTRAITS Hoboken Historical Museum, 1301 Hudson St., HOB. 656-2240. www.hobokenmuseum.org. See feature story opposite. INTIMACIES: RAÏSSA VENABLES Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. www.jerseycitymuseum.org. The museum’s Project Gallery features large-scale photography by Jersey City-based artist Venables that “asks us to reconsider how we understand the formation of space and the meaning of reality.” For the first time ever in the gallery’s history, both the floor and the ceiling are used in the installation.Through July 31. THE SUPERFLY EFFECT Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. www.jerseycitymuseum.org. Taking its name from a cinematic trick used in Gordon Parks Jr.’s 1972 film Superfly, this exhibit — featuring the work of Sandra Bermúdez, Libby Black, Willie Cole, Alejandro Díaz, Luís Gispert, Hiroshi Kumagai, Hisayo Kushida, Marilyn Minter, Mariko Mori, Domingo Nuño, Clifford Owens, Laura Shults, Helen M. Stummer and Arturs Virtmanis — attempts to show how urban environments impact the work of contemporary artists. Through July 31. FOUND IN JERSEY CITY: SHANDOR LAFCADIO HASSAN Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 4130303. www.jerseycitymuseum.org. Hassan, a local artist who has worked out of 111 First Street for the past six years, has relied on the local landscape for this exhibit of photographs that serves as “part of (his) long-term personal essay about Jersey City.” Dually titled The Manhattan Project.Through April 24. Pictured right. 1X1: VARIOUS ARTISTS Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 4130303. www.jerseycitymuseum.org. Chitra Ganesh’s “Evidence of Past Lives” is on display from Jan. 21 through April 24. Jim Jeffers’ “Short Trips” is on display from Jan. 2o through May 10. DJ Language and Joshua Taylor’s “ Presque Rien/Almost Nothing (Brick City Rework)” goes up Jan. 21 and comes down May 10. Lynn Mullins “flying/falling” is from Jan. 12 through April 24. ARTIST SLIDE NIGHT: GALLERY AFERRO Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. www.jerseycitymuseum.org. Free. At 6 p.m. on Jan. 27, Emma Wilcox and Evonne Davis of Newark’s new gallery Aferro give a talk on new local artists with whom they collaborate. Ongoing BODIES AND MINDS: JULIETTE FIORITO SHIMKIN LITM, 140 Newark Ave., JC. 536-5557. Free. Pictured left. Through Jan. 30. BETH ACHENBACH Subia’s Café, 506 Jersey Ave., JC. 432-7639. Free. Through Jan. 31. MOMENTS AND MOVEMENT: WORKS ON PAPER BY MEREDETH TURSHEN Symposia Community Bookstore, 510 Washington St., HOB. 963-0909. Free. JENN DATA • DENNIS DEL CRESPO Ground, 530 Jersey Ave., JC. 985-0400. Free. Religious imagery reigns in this exhibit on the coffee shop’s walls. Incorporating Marian imagery and various fabric textures, Data’s four mixed media paintings shed light on how we each personalize the spiritual. Del Crespo, pictured right, exquisitely frames his carefully composed photographs taken both locally and in Puerto Rico of Crucifixion statuary and other icons. BALLET & BREAD FRUIT Ria’s Café, 24 Mercer St., JC. 915-0045. Free. Caribbean life is the subject of a series of photographs by Christopher Lane and John Cadenhead , on display through Jan. 31 at Ria’s Café in Downtown Jersey City. Cadenhead’s close-ups of food used in Caribbean cooking focus on the “beauty of nature we take for granted” while Lane’s photographs of life in Havana offer a rare glimpse at Cuban culture, which seems as if it is frozen in time. ART Forcing a stare BY HW STAFF hw Artist unveils large-scale portraits of local residents pick G oing through life amid the frenzied sights and sounds of the city and all its bustling activity has the tendency to desensitize urban dwellers from the things around them. A person could regularly take the same route from their home to their job for months, even years, and really never see what they’re walking past. In the densely-packed city, people who live in the same apartment building could go their entire lives without knowing each other’s names, where they come from or what they do for a living. So when it comes to complete strangers, those people are often invisible. Thousand-yard stares pervade. We may notice, but we rarely look. In a new exhibit at the Hoboken Historical Museum, however, a series of large-scale oil paintings by Hoboken-based artist Laura Alexander confronts viewers with people who are otherwise passively overlooked or actively ignored. Of the nine paintings included in the show, simply titled Hoboken Portraits, two portray a homeless woman named Olivia who sleeps at the Hoboken Shelter and spends her time at the Barnes & Noble bookstore. One depicts the transsexual Taxi, a persona who has developed into a quasi-celebrity in town. The other portraits are of other, somewhat less-sensational local residents. Alexander, however, doesn’t make a distinction between the subjects. “I’m just painting who they are,” Alexander said. “I’m painting you. I’m painting myself. Every one of the things that these people are showing is universal. It’s humanity.” lexander, 45, a Hawthorne native who has lived in Hoboken for seven years, made her 3’X5’ portraits from photographs she took of her subjects in her studio. For her portraits of Olivia, Alexander took a little more than 100 photographs and selected the ones she felt most captured the woman’s energy. After being drawn to Olivia’s bright red hair and dressy clothing, Alexander approached her at Barnes & Noble last year. Other people had told Alexander that Olivia was deranged, but A 12 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com HOBOKEN PORTRAITS INCLUDING: Oil Paintings by Laura Alexander AT: Hoboken Historical Museum, 1301 Hudson St., 656-2240. WHEN: Through March 13. Alexander came to know a different person once Olivia agreed to be photographed. “She’s completely sane,” Alexander said. “It’s a hard-luck story. A lot of people think she’s insane and that’s why they don’t talk to her. But she’s actually really smart and very interesting. “She grew up in England,” Alexander added. “Her father was a diplomat. She went to Oxford. She’s very intelligent, and she’s good company.” Alexander’s experience in getting Taxi to pose for her was a bit more difficult, she said, but once Taxi agreed, she proved to be one of the easiest subjects with which to work. “I’ve always seen Taxi on the street and always wanted to paint her,” Alexander said. “She has a lot of energy. She blew me off at first but then came around. he’s an amazing artist,” Alexander added. “She does glamour better than any woman I ever met. She really gave it up for the camera.” Other subjects include musicians Roland and Wolfgang, who, like Alexander, have studios at the Monroe Center for the Arts. One is of Rebecca, a pregnant woman Alexander met during the Hoboken Artists’ Studio Tour. What ties all the subjects together, she said, is that they each have a performer’s personality that inspires her as an artist. “I get energy from them that helps me paint the paintings,” she said. “They make me want to paint the paintings. “Take Olivia,” Alexander added. “She wakes up in a homeless shelter and gets dressed up, paints her nails and walks around like that. She doesn’t care. I admire them. They have guts.” A reception will be held from 2 to 5 p.m. on Jan 23, and the exhibit will be open through March 13. Alexander and Olivia have also agreed to hold a live portraiture session at the museum on a date to be announced. Contact the museum at 6562240 for more information. “S CAPTURING OLIVIA — Laura Alexander’s portraits of Hoboken resident Olivia were each painted in about two weeks from photographs taken in the artist’s studio at the Monroe Center for the Arts. arts&entertainment curtain calls THEATRE & DANCE All performance times subject to changes. Call for more information. To add a listing, email: [email protected] HOBOKEN JERSEY CITY _gaia 66 Willow Ave., 386-0486. gaiastudio.org. Attic Ensemble 83 Wayne St., 413-9200. atticensemble.org. Hudson Exploited Theater Co. www.hextc.org. Hudson Rep. Dance Theater 140 MLK Drive, 432-5534. Hudson Shakespeare Co. 865-1436. hudsonshakespeare.org. J.C. Dance Academy 107 West Side Ave., 435-8943. Hudson Theater Ensemble 377-7014. hudsontheatreensemble.com. Kennedy Dancers 79 Central Ave., 659-2190. Naked theatre BY HW STAFF hw Staged readings offer a glimpse into the soul of plays pick www.jerseycitydanceacademy.com Kismet Theatre Co. 1 Marineview Plaza, 792-1082. Mile Square Theater Box 6190, 07030. (646) 2716557. Rascals on the Hudson 360 Marin Blvd., 217-8900. Schola Cantorum on the Hudson (973) 698-6927. Tempest Productions Box 3366, Bayonne 07002. (800) 475-5633. Monroe St. Movement Space 720 Monroe St., 795-3767. Tuesday, January 18 A NIGHT OF PLAY READINGS & MONOLOGUES Symposia Community Bookstore, 510 Washington St., HOB. 963-0909. 8 p.m. Free. New Jersey Dramatists, a local development workshop, joins with the Waterfront Ensemble to present a night of monologues at one-act plays. Thursday, January 20 ORIGINAL PLAY READING SERIES Barrow Mansion, 83 Wayne St., JC. 413-9200. subscribers. 7:30 p.m. $5 general admission, free to The Attic Ensemble presents an installment of their reading series. Call for more information about which plays will be read. Saturday, January 22 TAMING OF THE SHREW DeBaun Auditorium, Stevens Institute of Technology, Fifth and Hudson streets, HOB. 413-9200. 8 p.m. $15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. Shakespeare: The Box Set Tour storms into Hoboken yet again for a performance of TheTaming of the Shrew, that timeless tale of how Katherine, a proto-feminist in every sense of the word, gets wooed by the macho, swaggering Petruchio. The story is so timeless, in fact, that it has spawned two recent incarnations: the Broadway revival of “Kiss Me, Kate” and that epic masterpiece of cinema, 10 Things I Hate About You. Tonight’s show is directed by Aaron Bogad, DeBaun’s Shakespeare Artist-in-Residence. Wednesday, Jan 26 OVER THE RIVER & THROUGH THE WOODS Jersey City Museum, 350 Montgomery St., JC. 413-0303. $20 general admission, $18 for museum members. The Italian-American Repertory Company brings Joe DiPietro’s Over the River & Through The Woods to the museum’s Caroline Guarini Theater for three performances this week. The play follows Nick, a single, Italian-American guy from New Jersey whose parents relocated to Florida, leaving him to visit his grandparents every Sunday for dinner. All is routine until he has to tell them that he’s been offered a dream job in Seattle that would take him away from his beloved, but annoying, grandparents. The news doesn’t sit well. Thus begins a series of schemes to keep Nick around, which includes inviting bringing the lovely — and single — Caitlin O’Hare to dinner. Performances at 1 p.m. on Wed., Jan. 26, and at 7 p.m. on Fri., Jan. 28 and Sat., Jan 29. Cal 945-0072 for reservations. NEWS T R he Kennedy Dancers will be holding auditions Thurs., Jan. 20 , at 4 p.m. for its Inner City Youth Dance Training Scholarship. The program, which gives teens an opportunity to study dance, is aimed at young people aged 12 to 17 who have the desire to study dance but not the financial means with which to do so. ecipients of the $3,500 scholarship will rehearse with a professional repertory company and perform in New Jersey and New York. The Kennedy Dancers stresses that applicants must be available two nights a week and able to attend all performances. No dance experience is necessary. Those who audition must be accompanied by a parent or guardian and must bring: birth certificate, proof of parental income and proof of residency. For more information, call Pat Kuca at 659-2190. BUT THEY DON’T LOOK LIKE THESPIANS — Matt Urban and Jessie Gallogly bring theatre in its barest form to the DeBaun stage at Stevens Institute of Technology. E ven though New York is considered by many to be the world capital of theatre, there are relatively few companies that are in the business of producing new plays. On this side of the Hudson, however, the theatrical landscape is decidely different. Of the handful of theatre troupes in Hudson, almost all make it a point to produce new work. At the Debaun Center for the Performing Arts in Hoboken, a “New Playwright’s Series” was reinstated this year after a five-year-long hiatus. The Center’s motives for reviving the dormant series, DeBaun artist-in-residence Jessie Gallogly said, was for both creative and starkly practical reasons. “Except for a few key places in New York, you really don’t see new work,” said Gallogly, who both solicited the plays and selected the submissions. “It’s really important to have a place where new plays can be produced so people can keep writing them.” On Sun., Jan. 23, DeBaun will stage the second installment of its series with a reading of three short one-acts: Dennis Shinners’ Area X, Joe Ganem’s Put It Back and Gilad Segal’s Urban Meadow. The plays — which will be directed by Matt Urban, a co-founder of the New York-based Imperfect People Theatre Company — will consist of four actors each playing more than one role. According to Gallogly and Urban, Area X focuses on a 20-something hus- NEW PLAYWRIGHTS SERIES DIRECTED BY: Matt Urban STARRING: Erin Joy Schmidt, Ricardo Muldonado, et al. WHERE: DeBaun Center for the Performing Arts, corner of Fifth and Hudson streets, Hoboken WHEN; Sunday, Jan. 23, 3 p.m. PRICE: Free, $3 suggested donation tler, played by Ricardo Muldonado, on the run from both his home and his sexuality. In the course of the play, he meets a somewhat older hustler who introduces him into the dark and dangerous world of hustling. “ This is the play in its rawest form. It’s theatre, unplugged. In Put It Back, a character named John corners his handy-man, fix-it-all father in the garage to see why he has been distant throughout his week-long visit. What John discovers was the furthest thing from his mind. In Urban Meadow, main character Warren — a cleaned-up, formerly homeless guy — kidnaps still homeless ex-girlfriend Alexis, played by Erin Joy Schmidt, after a year-long search and tries to save her from the life she leads. he audience appeal of these pieces, director Urban said, is that they present the viewer with very real worlds and relationships that don’t often get portrayed in other types of story-telling. “I think Urban Meadow has a very T interesting relationship between the two main characters that develops as the play goes on,” he said. “That’s a story that’s not often told. The Area X piece is again a story that isn’t told as often, where we can sort of go into this neighborhood and get a sense of what these people’s lives are like.” Aside from the above-mentioned values of staging new plays, the readings serve yet another pragmatic, more development-oriented purpose. The pieces are minimalist productions with no musical accompaniment, little costume detail and virtually no set design. Since these elements aren’t necessary in staged readings, it gives directors, playwrights and actors more freedom to focus on what makes theatre so powerful: its dialogue and the emotional material contained therein. ou definitely get a peek at an earlier part of the process than when you go to a fully-realized show,” Urban said. “This is much more about the process, kind of like when you’re watching a reality show. “When you go to a play, there are a lot of different elements going on,” Urban added. “But this is the play in its rawest form. Unplugged. It’s theatre, unplugged. ”Readings in the New Playwrights’ Series are free, although a $3 donation to the arts is suggested. For more information, call the DeBaun Center at 216-8937. “Y www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 13 arts&entertainment bit parts Screenings & Special Events FILM All show times subject to changes. Call theater for more information. To have a movie listed, email: [email protected] Friday, Jan. 21 Rising water BY HW STAFF Biblical flood imagery, nature takes abstract form CHARLIE CHAPLIN DOUBLE FEATURE Grace Church Van Vorst, 39 Erie St., JC. 6592211. $3 adults, $2 children and $2 for pizza and dessert. The church’s Family Film Night continues with screenings of two favorite Chaplin films, 1918’s A Dog’s Life and 1921’s The Kid. Running at 68 minutes, A Dog’s Life follows Charlie as he strikes out at the employment line, steals some sausage and gets 86’d from a dance hall because of his lack of cash. At 40 minutes, The Kid is a comic yet heartbreaking tale of how a desperate woman tries to find the baby she gave up for adoption before she made it big as an opera singer. Sunday, Jan. 23 WHITE ZOMBIE hw pick Victory Hall, 186 Grand St., JC. 2090510. $3. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. www.victoryhall.org. Doors open at 7:30pm. $3 admission. In the second installment of its Winter Horror Film Series, Victory Hall presents Victor Halperin’s White Zombie, starring Bela Lugosi. This 1932 classic , which “drips with atmosphere from the opening,” was the first zombie movie ever made and features Lugosi’s archly sinister performance. The screening will also feature a selection of independent horror shorts from emerging filmmakers. MUCH ADO Saturday, Jan. 29 Symposia Community Bookstore, 510 Washington St, HOB. 963-0909. 8 p.m. In its inaugural event, the Hoboken Digital Film Society screens Kipley Wentz’s Much Ado, winner of the Best Feature Award at the 2003 Kalamazoo Independent Film Festival . Chronicling “the hilarious hardships faced by a crew of filmmakers striving to complete an ‘indie’ version of Shakespeare’s classic ‘Much Ado About Nothing,’ the cast and crew struggle valiantly through the bizarre production as their hopes, dreams, loves, and losses become entangled in a mischievous plot concocted by a jealous actor.” The HDFS, a weekly screening series of independent films featuring recent works by the next generation of digital filmmakers, makes Wentz available to answer questions about the process of making the movie and the challenges they faced shooting on a shoestring budget. BAMBI ON ACID — In Naturetrane, a 45-minute experimental film by Jersey City resident Garth Kobal, natural images are tweaked into psychedelic shapes and colors. W hen Jersey City resident Garth Kobal was putting some final touches on his experimental 45-minute digital film Naturetrane late last month, he found it particularly difficult. It wasn’t because there was some nagging image that he couldn’t tone, nor were there any glitches on his S-VHS machine he couldn’t fix. What bothered him were the news reports coming in from South Asia, where a tsunami devastated thousands of miles of coastline and destroyed hundreds of thousands of lives. Rife with rising water and other flood imagery, the film — a montage of digitally processed images set to music — uses footage Kobal shot in 1999 and 2000 at various locations across the tri-state area. Some of the video was taken on Fire Island, N.Y., as well as from a train en route to Philadelphia from Atlantic City. Other footage was shot in the city of Philadelphia itself, along with other images of urban scenery from New York. The driving force behind the film, Kobal said, is the contrast between natural spaces and built, urban environments. That contrast, which he said is rooted in his subconscious, also has a spiritual tone. “I have a very pessimistic outlook towards where culture and mankind are going,” Kobal said. “Therefore, the bookends of Biblical flood-type imagery were lying right there in front of me. People are very detached from the natural world around them, and while I believe that the natural environment for people to live in is the city, they take for granted what’s going on in nature, how it affects them, and the fragility of it.” O Is your band playing? Tell us! Get listed! ne illustration of the contrast Naturetrane presents is through the image of a deer in a forest. Viewers first see images of the deer at a standard resolution and free of color manipulation, but as the film wears on, the deer slowly and fluidly becomes distorted to the point where it ceases looking like an animal. “When I first looked at the raw video (of the deer) without doing anything with it, I realized it looked like an alien creature,” Kobal said. “We’re so alien to nature, we can almost say we’re not sure what a deer is in relation to us. When (the footage of the deer) was taken through the extra processes, it just made it that more obvious.” Kobal’s process in making the film, he said, was more about experimentation than it was trying to craft a cohesive narrative. Broken into three segments, the film uses psyche- 14 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com delic color filters that cause the hues to explode, blend into each other and smear across the screen. Some people have described the film, Kobal said, as a visual tab of acid. A high level of abstraction was also a goal, and Kobal said he would magnify the images — by playing the footage on a television screen and zooming in with another video camera — to such low resolutions as to be unrecognizable. “I like abstraction,” Kobal said. “I like the painterly effects that the filters bring out. And a lot of them are random, actually, which relieves me of the authorship and puts it more to chance, which is an element I like a lot.” “It was very spontaneous. She wasn’t wearing any underwear. She was extremely brave . T hat sense of chance and randomness is a pervasive element in the film. Although Kobal and his partner Ray filmed the video themselves, the narrative fragmentation of its content almost makes the images found footage, as if it was picked randomly from a bunch of unlabeled videotapes in someone’s attic. One series of scenes in the film’s last segment show friend Kim O’Grady wearing a tabard, a medieval article of clothing made from two pieces of leather that cover the back and front. O’Grady positioned the tabard so that her butt was exposed, and she went out into the cold Manhattan air — with Kobal in tow behind her — to interact with other city dwellers in her provocative get-up. “It was very spontaneous,” Kobal said. “She wasn’t wearing underwear. She was extremely brave. When she walks into the Korean grocery, the guy that was standing there got quite a treat.” Despite the fact that the video in Naturetrane was shot randomly, Kobal said he perceived a spiritual and political message coming through. “When it comes specifically to Naturetrane, there seems to be a lot of inherent meaning in what’s been put together, but in the sense of what I didn’t have control over,” he said. “There are warnings out there and changes in the world. If people would just let it out and be the good people they can be, then there’s hope that what’s going on in this world and in this country can be reversed.” SET LIST — continued from p. 10 LUI COLLINS Brennan County Courthouse, 583 Newark Ave., JC, 459-2070. Show begins at 7:30 PM. $10 general admission, $5 for seniors. Saturday, January 22 Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. $5. 18+. Wednesday, January 26 ANDY ZIPF • CASEY HOLFORD The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. BILLIONAIRE BOYS CLUB • GOD OR JULIE • COPPERPOT HISTORY LESSON — continued from p. 6 JANUARY 17 1806 James Madison Randolph, grandson of U.S. President Thomas Jefferson, was the first child born in the White House. 1900 Mormon Brigham Roberts was denied a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives for his practicing of polygamy. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. 1961 In his farewell address, U.S. President Eisenhower warned against the rise of the military-industrial complex. 1977 Double murderer Gary Gilmore became the first to be executed in the U.S. in a decade. The firing squad took place at Utah State Prison. Show begins with Zipf at 9 p.m. Holford follows at 10. Free. 18+. Show begins at 9:30 p.m. $7. 18+. THE SIDEWAYS • HUMA • CELESTE & SVEN • MARK MARTUCCI 1997 A court in Ireland granted the first divorce in the Roman Catholic country s history. BALANCE OPEN MIC Balance Hair Salon, 18 Erie St., JC, 369-7000. 2001 The director of Palestinian TV, Hisham Miki, was killed at a restaurant when three masked gunmen walked up to his table and shot him more than 10 times. Hosted by Bjorn. Show begins at 2 p.m. Free. Sunday, January 23 JANUARY 18 STEEL TRAIN • SPECIAL GUESTS Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 8 p.m. $10. 18+. Tuesday, January 25 AJ AZZARTO & THE HOBOKEN 4 The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 8 p.m. $6. 18+. Thursday, January 27 KATE JACOBS The Goldhawk, 936 Park Ave., HOB, 420-7989. Call ahead for show time. Free. 18+. THE AUDIBLES • BON BOMB • ADAM RICHMAN Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., HOB, 653-1703. Show begins at 8:30 p.m. $6. 18+. WORDS&MUSIC Show begins at 9 p.m. Free. 18+. DENNIS ZIMMER • SPECIAL GUESTS Waterbug Hotel Annex, 7 Erie St., JC. Sign up begins at 10:30 p.m., show starts at 11. Free.18+. JERSEY CITY PIZZA HOBOKEN AUGUSTINO’S, 1104 Washington St., 420-0104. BENNY TUDINO’S, 622 Washington St., 792-4132. FILIPPO’S, 406 Washington St., 798-8210. GRANDE PIZZA, 400 Newark St., 459-6070. GRIMALDI’S, 133 Clinton St., 792-0800. MARGHERITA’S, 740 Washington St., 222-2400. MARIO’S, 742 Garden St., 659-0808. MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE, 38 Hudson Pl., 222-2848. MELINA’S, 534 Adams St., 963-3111. SEVENTH STAR, 342 Garden St., 653-7204. JERSEY CITY PORTUGUESE JERSEY CITY BUSKER’S GRILL, 94 Bloomfield St., 604-1380. COURT ST. REST., 61 Sixth St., 795-4515. DUFFY’S, 239 Bloomfield St., 963-5512. FARSIDE GRILL, 531 Washington St., 963-7677. GASLIGHT, 400 Adams St., 217-1400. GREEN ROCK GRILL, 70 Hudson St., 386-5600. HOBSON’S, 77 Hudson Pl., 420-0070. LIBERTY GRILL, 61 14th St., 222-6322. MADISON GRILL, 1316 Washington St., 386-0300. MAXWELL’S, 1039 Washington St., 798-0406. MILE SQUARE, 221 Washington St., 420-0222. ONIEAL’S, 343 Park Ave., 653-1492. ROGO’S, 734 Willow Ave., 217-1512. SULLIVAN’S, 600 Washington St., 420-9849. TED AND JO’S, 219 11th St., 222-6670. WILLIE McBRIDE’S, 616 Grand St., 610-1522. ZACK’S, 232 Willow Ave., 653-7770. COLES ST. PUB, 174 Coles St., 656-9240. GOLDEN CICADA, 195 Grand St., 432-0048. HAM. PARK ALE HOUSE, 708 Jersey Ave., 659-9111. LAMP POST GRILL, 382 Second St., 222-1331. THE MERCHANT, 279 Grove St., 200-0202. P.J. RYAN’S, 172 First St., 239-9911. ROSIE RADIGAN’S, 10 Exchange Pl., 451-5566. WHITE STAR, 230 Brunswick St., 653-9234. POLISH LISBON, 256 Warren St., 432-9222. SEAFOOD BIGGIE’S, 318 Madison St., 656-2161. LES BISOUS, 333 Washington St., 795-1104. PICCOLO’S , 92 Clinton St., 653-0564. SPANISH HOBOKEN PUERTO SPAIN, 116 14th St., 420-7008. VALÉ, 832 Washington St., 653-2000. JERSEY CITY YULY’S PLACE, 45 Coles St., 222-9544. TAVERNS HOBOKEN BAR AT 10TH AND WILLOW, 935 Willow Ave., 653-2358. BLACK BEAR GRILL, 205 Washington St., 656-5511. 1896 The x-ray machine was exhibited for the first time. 1943 U.S. commercial bakers stopped selling sliced bread. Only whole loaves were sold during the ban until the end of World War II. 1990 In an FBI sting, Washington, DC, Mayor Marion Barry was arrested for drug possession. He was later convicted of a misdemeanor. 1993 The Martin Luther King Jr. holiday was observed in all 50 U.S. states for the first time. 2002 The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced the approval of a saliva-based ovulation test. 1861 Georgia seceded from the Union. JERSEY CITY CARMINE’S, 102 Brunswick St., 386-8777. HELEN’S, 183 Newark Ave., 435-1507. STELLA’S, 315 Grove St., 435-4650. TELLY’S, 101 Greene St., 432-0012. 3 BOYS FROM ITALY, 415 Monmouth St., 795-5427. 1788 The first English settlers arrived in Australia s Botany Bay to establish a penal colony. The group moved north eight days later and settled at Port Jackson. JANUARY 19 TABLE SCRAPS — continued from p. 15 IBBY’S FALAFEL, 303 Grove St., 432-2400. SHADMAN [Pakistani], 293 Grove St., 200-0333. 1994 The Northridge earthquake rocked Los Angeles, CA, registering a 6.7 on the Richter Scale. At least 61 people were killed and about $20 billion in damage was caused. JERSEY CITY TANIA’S, 348 Grove St., 451-6189. THAI HOBOKEN BANGKOK CITY, 335 Washington St., 792-6613. CASUAL THAI, 1006 Washington St., 656-6108. SRI THAI, 234 Bloomfield St., 798-4822. T THAI, 102 Hudson St., 386-1522. 1883 Thomas Edison s first village electric lighting system using overhead wires began operation in Roselle, NJ. 1937 Howard Hughes set a transcontinental air record. He flew from Los Angeles to New York City in 7 hours, 28 minutes and 25 seconds. 1949 The salary of the President of the United States was increased from $75,000 to $100,000 with an additional $50,000 expense allowance for each year in office. 1969 In protest against the Russian invasion of 1968, Czech student Jan Palach set himself on fire in Prague s Wenceslas Square. 1971 At the Charles Manson murder trial, the Beatles Helter Skelter was played. At the scene of one of his gruesome murders, the words helter skelter were written on a mirror. VIETNAMESE JERSEY CITY SAIGON CAFÉ, 188 Newark Ave., 332-8711. NHA TRANG PLACE, 249 Newark Ave., 239-1988. 1885 The roller coaster was patented by L.A. Thompson. 1942 Nazi officials held the Wannsee conference, during which they arrived at their final solution that called for exterminating Europe s Jews. 1981 Iran released 52 Americans that had been held hostage for 444 days. The hostages were flown to Algeria and then to a U.S. base in Wiesbaden, West Germany. The release occurred minutes after the U.S. presidency had passed from Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan. 1985 The most-watched Super Bowl game in history was seen by an estimated 115.9 million people. The San Francisco 49ers downed the Miami Dolphins, 38-16. Super Bowl XIX marked the first time that TV commericals sold for a million dollars a minute. 1998 American researchers announced that they had cloned calves that may produce medicinal milk. 1999 The China News Service announced that the Chinese government was tightening restrictions on internet use. The rules were aimed at 15Internet Bars. JANUARY 21 1861 The future president of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis of Mississippi, resigned from the U.S. Senate. Four other Southerners also resigned. 1908 The Sullivan Ordinance was passed in New York City making smoking by women became illegal. The measure was vetoed by Mayor George B. McClellan Jr. 1977 U.S. President Carter pardoned almost all Vietnam War draft evaders. 1998 A former White House intern said on tape that she had an affair with U.S. President Clinton. 1999 The U.S. Coast Guard intercepted a ship headed for Houston, TX, that had over 9,500 pounds of cocaine aboard. It was one of the largest drug busts in U.S. history. 2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that estimates showed that the Hispanic population had passed the black population for the first time. JANUARY 22 1789 The Power of Sympathy, by Philenia (Mrs. Sarah W.) Morton, was published in Boston, MA. 1905 Insurgent workers were fired on in St Petersburg, Russia, resulting in Bloody Sunday. 500 people were killed. 1950 Alger Hiss, a former adviser to U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt, was convicted of perjury for denying contacts with a Soviet agent. He was sentenced to five years in prison. 1951 Fidel Castro was ejected from a Winter League baseball game after hitting a batter. He later gave up baseball for politics. 1984 Apple introduced the Macintosh. It was the first computer to use point-and-click technology. 1997 The U.S. Senate confirmed Madeleine Albright as the first female secretary of state. SEX TALK — continued from p. 7 ity that makes people think smoking doobies leads to shooting smack. It just doesn’t jive. Sometimes a love tap on the mud-flap can add a little zizz to the hump. I’ve had several lovers who came like Old Faithful whenever I played “Bobba-Loo,” on their bubble butts and it never went further than that. Trust me. Your wife’s penchant for having her gluteus maximus tenderized like a veal chop is perfectly normal. Just remember to always use a safe word when engaging in spanking. This way, if it gets too intense, all she has to say is Cheez Doodle or something and it goes no further. JERSEY CITY SIAM, 62 Morris St., 433-7034. JANUARY 20 Dear Miss Kitty, I’m in love with a wonderful man and I think he’s going to propose. There’s just one thing that’s making me kind of nervous. Every time he’s about to shoot his love juice, he sucks the end of my nose. And every time I try to bring up the subject, he laughs it off and tells me its no big deal. Am I over-reacting? Curious in Hoboken Dear Curious, Well, this is a new one, even for Miss Kitty. I’ve had men who liked to suck my finger when they were about to spurt. But that always enhanced my orgaz, so I didn’t mind. But, honestly, in all Miss Kitty’s years of bouncy-bouncy, I’ve never heard of a nose job. My guess is that he’s substituting your honker for a guy’s boner. After consulting with Dr. X, my trusty yet highly sexed advisor, he told me that your future fiancé is definitely exhibiting homo behavior. “Men who fixate on phallic objects during heterosexual intercourse have homosexual longings which they only exhibit in the bedroom and only to understanding females they believe they can trust,” he told me. www. hudsonweekly.com • Hudson Weekly • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • 15 Services Employment Rentals Real Estate Personals Auto Auto classifieds Deadlines: Line ads due Tuesday preceding publication at 5 p.m. Box ads due Friday preceding publication at 5 p.m. To place a classified ad in Hudson Weekly: PHONE: (201) 892–3553 FAX: (201) 432-9931 EMAIL: [email protected]. Please proof your ad the first time it appears. In-house ads can only be offered credit for one insertion. We reserve the right to edit or refuse any ads. No ads accepted without name, address and phone number. Payment in advance is required for all individual advertisers. No refunds. Send checks payable to Hudson Weekly to PMB 325, JC, NJ, 07302. Services Personals Employment FRIDAY SUSHI LOUNGE 200 Hudson St., 386-1117. DJ EZ Rock spins house. Happy Hour 4-6:30, M-F, 1/2price martinis & $3 drafts. TONIC 1300 Park Ave., 653-2583. SATURDAY DJ Hans Solo spins deep lounge house. DJ. WHISKEY BAR 125 Wshngtn St., 963-3400. Live music. $3 Smirnoff drinks and pints of Bass Ale. Live music. $3 Miller Light & Amstel Lite. WILLIE MCBRIDE’S 616 Gr& St., 610-1522. Happy hour M-F, 4-8. Live band, 11 p.m. Call for cover. Free limo available. If limo is taken, cover waived. College football. $2.50 domestic drafts. Auto SUNDAY Rentals MONDAY Sake Bomb Sunday w/ live jazz, funk & afribbean bands. Mojito Monday. 1/2--price mojitos 6-midnite. Football at 1. $8 domestic pitchers & $3 drafts. Football at 6. $8 domestic pitchers & $3 drafts. NFL. $2.50 domestic drafts & $5 basket of wings. TUESDAY Martini Tuesday. 1/2--priced martinis all night. DJ EZ Rock spins house. WEDNESDAY Real Estate THURSDAY DJ Ralph. DJ Chris spins house. 1/2-price martinis & $2 domestic bottles from 9-12. Open bar from 9-11, $20. DJ. Original music. $3 Aspen Edge bottles & Ketel One drinks. Original music. $3 pints of Bud & Bud Light. Original music. $10 buckets of Rolling Rock bottles. $3 Coronas. Hoboken Ski Club meeting. Trivia Night w/ Mike at 8:30. No cover. $3 Amstel Light drafts. $3 Yuengling, Live music at 9. No cover. $2 Miller Lite drafts. JERSEY CITY 4FIFTY5 455 Wshngtn Blvd., 798-1114. Rotating drink specials all week. BAJA 117 Montgomery St., 915-0062. Happy Hour 6-12. $2.75 imports, $2 domestic, $5 Cuervo margaritas. DORRIAN’S 555 Wshngtn Blvd., 626-6660. $3 pints of Miller Lite & Dorrian’s Red Ale. $4 Cosmos & Apple martinis. Monday Night Football. NFL & English Premiereship Soccer. EDWARD’S STEAKHOUSE 239 Marin Blvd., 761-0000. HAMILTON PARK ALE HOUSE 708 Jersey Ave., 659-9111. IRON MONKEY 97 Greene St., 435-5756. LAMP POST BAR & GRILL 382 Second St., 222-1331. Brunch from 11 to 4. Happy Hour 5-7. $1 off drafts, well drinks. Happy Hour 5-7. $11 buckets of domestic bottles. Power Hour. $2 house shots, $2 well drinks from 11-midnite. Karaoke on Saturdays with DJ Homie at 10, no cover. Happy Hour 5-7. $1 off drafts, well drinks. NFL Ticket. Basket of wings or nachos with a beer pitcher; domestic $10 and import $12. $1 off all 12 oz. bottled beer. LIBERTY HOUSE RESTAURANT 82 Audrey Zapp Dr., 395-0300. Martini drink list. LIGHT HORSE TAVERN 199 Wshngtn Blvd., 946-2028. Specialty beers. Large imported beer & wine list. LITM 140 Newark Ave., 536-5557. $2 domestic drafts and $3 imported drafts. Karaoke with DJ Homie at 10, no cover. Rotating drink specials. Happy Hour every day from 4-7; $3 domestic and imported beer, $4 red & white wine and $5 house martinis. Rainy Day Special: When the rain is falling, a domestic beer + a house shot is $5, house martinis are also $5. A tapas menu is also available every day but Sunday. MARCO & PEPE 289 Grove St., 860-9688. Astrological readings by Joe. $20. MERCER & BARROW 292 Barrow St., 946-1411. Happy Hour 4-7, M-F. Various drink specials. THE MERCHANT 279 Grove St., 200-0202. Happy Hour 4-7. $3.50 imported drafts, $2.50 domestic drafts & $3 well drinks. ODDFELLOWS REST 111 Montgomery St., 433-6999. Late Night Hurricane, $4. Happy Hour 10-midnite. Brunch from 11-3 Monday Night Football. Draft & shot specials. Happy Hour specials all night. Louisiana Brunch 11:30-4. Late Night Hurricane, $4. Happy Hour 10-midnite. Louisiana Brunch 11:30-4. Bar Industry Night. $1 off select drafts, liquors & wine. Martini Night. Special on select martinis. Happy Hour 4-7. South of the Border Night. $3 Corona, margaritas & Cuervo shots. Happy Hour 4-7. Happy Hour all night. Service Industry Nite, $1 off all booze. Karaoke at 9, Grab the Mic Beer Special. Pint Night. Specials on featured pints. Hump Day Martini, $5 all night. Stella Artois Belgium glass freebie. $5 food menu. $12 beer pitchers, $4 wings. P.J. RYAN’S 172 First St., 239-9911. SAND BAR 11 Marin Blvd., 714-5000. UNCLE JOE’S BAR 154 First St., 659-6999. Happy Hour 3-9. M-F. $2 domestics, $3-$6 drinks. WHITE STAR 230 Brunswick St., 653-9234. Stuck in the 80s Night. Happy Hour 11-6. $3 drafts, $4 well. $12 import pitchers, $9 domestic pitchers every night. Brunch from 11-4. Brunch 11-4, w/ Bingo every hour. No cover. 16 • JAN. 14 — JAN. 27, 2005 • Hudson Weekly • www.hudsonweekly.com $10 beer buckets. 2-for-1 martinis.