Fiander Marr - Here`s the Scoop

YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF AWESOME
July 28 - Aug. 3,
2016
ISSUE #769
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ELLEN DEGENERES (AN AGENT OF GOOD KARMA)
Al Jones
When Lois and I started out, we made the conscious decision to hire our
carriers, not as individuals, but as families. So, it may be a young teenager
delivering your paper each week, but their whole family is involved. By
making this decision, we knew we would have a good base of reliable carriers,
as we felt that those that were involved with what their children do, probably
instill good work ethics in their children as well.
Over the past twenty years, Lois and I are frequently impressed and made
proud by what some of these young people achieve as they reach adulthood.
When we see a young lady that used to work for us, raising children of her
own, or acting in a role of leadership with a company or organization… we
beam with pride. When we see a young man, that once hauled newspapers
through extreme heat on hot days, or blizzard like weather in winter, now
managing a business or making a difference in their community, we quietly
celebrate in our hearts.
These are the types of folks that work for us that we affectionately refer to
as ‘The Scoop Troupe’. Hard working families that believe in teaching their
children the value of hard work, responsibility, and commitment. Lois and I
believe that this has a lasting effect on our youth long after they leave us
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and that those same ethics will be passed onto the next generation.
Now, knowing the pride we have in our carriers who are a part of the Scoop
family, you can imagine the joy we experience when one of them exceeds our
expectations. Such is the case with 21 year-old, Shantel Miller. We’ve known
Shantel’s parents for years, Val and Darryl Miller, who run Airdrie Windshield
and Glass. We know them as a hardworking couple that gives back to their
community and teaches that generosity to their children. We were thrilled
when young Jagger, Shantel’s brother, joined ‘The Scoop Troupe’ as we knew
we now had the Miller family as part of our family.
Now for the real story, folks. Shantel is a HUGE fan of Ellen DeGeneres. She
never, ever, misses her show. Ellen has a way of inspiring her audience with
guests, heart-warming stories, and acts of kindness. One will often find, after
watching the show, an inner desire to be a better person. This is probably
what makes Shantel such a big fan. So much so, that for almost three years,
Shantel faithfully registered every week for tickets to sit in the audience of a
live taping.
Then, four months ago, her determination paid off. Shantel’s sister, Shala,
was in labour when Shantel got a phone call from the folks at ‘The Ellen
Show’. Although her sister would have loved to go with her, she stayed behind
with Shantel’s new niece, Jade.
Shantel showed up with some other family members, including her Mom, Val.
While standing outside in line, the crowd was entertained with some games.
Through those games, Shantel was chosen to participate in a game, live on
air. You can imagine the excitement! This is her idol… her heroine… and she
gets to actually meet her. Shantel won that game, folks. And as her prize, she
was gifted with a big screen television. This was a BIG screen, you understand,
so you can’t take it as a carry-on during the flight home. So the show’s
producers told her they would have it delivered.
Once home, Shantel, still overwhelmed by her experience, reflected on her
adventure. She then thought about what she had won. Did she really NEED
that television set? She knew people who could use it much more than her.
Besides, she had already met her heroine, so what more could anyone ask
for? So, she wrote the show and told them that although she appreciated the
gift, that she would like to see it go to someone more deserving.
Do you believe in Karma, folks? I do. I believe good deeds are deserving of
good deeds. I believe that prosperity comes to those with generous souls. You
see, folks, Shantel is a very hard working young lady. On top of going to
university full-time, she also works at a local eatery, fills in at her Mom and
Dad’s shop, works some on-call shifts at a local tanning salon, and pitches in
with sorting and delivering newspapers for her brother, Jagger. She drives to
and from school in a beat-up jalopy and crosses her fingers that she’ll get one
more month out of it. She could have sold the television set, and put it towards
another car, but that’s not what she did. Instead, as hard as she works, she
chose to have it given to someone else less fortunate.
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pg 2 Here’s the Scoop - July 28, 2016
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pg 3
~ Our Home and Native Land ~
by: Lois Jones
Sometimes, I am sure I must live under a rock. The TV in my
world is usually on more for noise than entertainment. CBC
is not a channel that I normally watch, but I tuned into a
great show last night that is just plain awesome; Still Standing
hosted by comedian Jonny Harris. Last night’s episode was
filmed near my old stomping grounds, Eganville, Ontario, and
it was pretty neat seeing my old high school teacher, a family
that I went to school with, and some main tourism centers to
visit on TV. Jonny, himself, is quite witty, so I’ll be tuning in
again for sure. This column is mostly inspired by conversation,
books on Canada, and now I think I can draw some insight
from Jonny Harris.
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This week, as I was reading through Canada Weird and True,
I was intrigued by a couple of places on the map and their
unique names. Have you ever been to Punkeydoodles Corners?
A hamlet located southwest of the University of Waterloo on
Road 101A, only a 25 minute drive away from campus. The
humorous name, Punkeydoodles Corners was a frequent
victim to sign theft, where signs would be stolen as quickly
as they were put up. Who wouldn’t want a road sign in their
living room “Punkeydoodles Corners”? The township gave up
on replacing the signs a few years ago. Now the town no longer
appears on the Official Road Map of Ontario and is easy to
miss when driving past. Look for a statue of Joe Clark, or
perhaps a pillar in honour of Joe Clark’s participation in the
1982 Canada Day festivities. Joe who? You ask. Definitely a
memorable day when former Prime Minister Joe Clark added
Punkeydoodles Corners to his Canada Day festivities.
Another funny one that caught my eye, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
is located near the south shore of the Saint Lawrence River. The
population is somewhere around 1350 and the main industry
is agriculture.
Can you just imagine that
family road trip? First stop
Punkeydoodles
Corners,
then we’ll head to SaintLouis-du-Ha!Ha! and enjoy
all the Canadian splendor in
between.
Wherever will our travels
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Honeymoon Toast
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One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the
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billowed out of the toaster.
“Get the owner’s manual!” my daughter’s husband shouted.
“I can’t find it anywhere!” cried my daughter a short time later.
“Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s
manual’s burned to a crisp.”
Can Daddies Cry?
One wet day as I got out of my conversion
van in the hand-operated car wash, I
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hard, hurting my elbow. After I hauled
myself painfully into the van, my two
children were quick to console me.
I drove the short distance to the service
station for change. Before getting out...my
elbow still aching...I complained: “Oh, this
hurts, it really hurts. Are daddies allowed
to cry?”
My six-year-old boy was silent for a
moment. “Yes, daddies are allowed to cry,”
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station.”
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pg 5
Cowboy Up!!
$100.00 SAVINGS ON SELECT
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When Irvine’s says “Cowboy Up,” they mean business. What an absolutely
great Stampede BBQ they held! I can truthfully say they reminded me how
much I love Stampede week and all that comes with it.
This family business comes with quite a success story. Irvine’s is proud to
be Canada’s Largest Western Store. I think that is pretty darn cool. There
is indeed something for everyone. With something like 65,000 square feet
of retail space, selection is not a problem. Western apparel, rodeo gear,
home décor and even arena chutes and trailers. Pretty great ambiance for a
Stampede BBQ.
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The
Grape Stains on Skin
Grape stains on your fingers? Do what those old-country winemakers do after
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A hobo came up to the front door of the neat looking farmhouse and knocked
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days.”
The owner said, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for
people. I never give anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the
back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint
my porch, I will give you a good meal.”
So the hobo went around back and a little later he again knocked on the door.
The owner said, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will
bring your meal right in.”
The hobo said, “Thank you very much, sir. But there is something that I think
you should know. It’s not a Porch, it’s a BMW.”
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youngest, Lauren. When La
hool,
asked when she would start sc
least
I told her it would be at
ommy
another year. At that time M
would be her teacher.
2016
cried
With a worried look, Lauren
that!
out, “No, no, you can’t do
Who’ll be my Mommy then?”
Sunday Service
A minister was planning a wedding
at the close of the Sunday morning
service.
After the benediction he had planned
to call the couple down to be married
for a brief ceremony before the
congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn’t think
of the names of those who were to be
married.
“Will those wanting to get married,
please come to the front?” he
requested.
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Spectators please bring a food bank donation Rain Date: August 20
Immediately, nine single ladies, three
widows, four widowers, and six single
men stepped to the front.
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pg 10 KIDZONE
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Join a registered dietician and learn about ways to
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Linking the Community Festival
Join us for BBQ, Live Music, games, contests and more!
Everyone is welcome! Rain or Shine! This event is
supported by Community Investment Funds,
City of Airdrie.
Tuesday, August 30
2:00pm- 6:00pm
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Call Community Links to register 403-945-3900 or toll free 1-866-945-3905.
Do-It-Yourself Lipstick!
1) Find an old eyeshadow that you will
never use again.
2) Place in a microwave safe bowl and
crush it until it is a fine powder.
3) Mix Petroleum Jelly with the eyeshadow
and microwave until it is a liquid.
4) Pour into an old lip stick tube, or a
container with a lid and let harden.
5) Rock it.
transplanting plants
When
, put a
coffee filter in the pot before adding
the soil. This keeps the moisture at
the bottom of the plant longer.
travelling by air
: Tie tight a
When
small colored ribbon approximately
4” long on the handle of your
suitcase. When it comes down
on the carousel, it’s much easier
to recognize with so many other
suitcases the same color.
Regards,
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With summer finally here, we always
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take for free (pick up behind office)!
Got a cost saving tip?
Some tricks up your sleeve
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How about a DIY project?
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pg 11
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1 large shallot
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minutes; turn fish over and sprinkle with remaining Mrs. Dash® Tomato
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Stir in olives and pour over sole.
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Waiting For Years
We had built our dream house some
years ago, and furnished it with
quality pieces as we could afford
them. Now the delivery truck carrying
the last purchase, a new bedroom
suite, was pulling into the driveway.
“Finally!” I exclaimed, flinging open
the front door as the driver walked up
to the house. “I’ve been waiting twelve
years for this!”
“Don’t blame me, lady,” he said. “I
just got the order this morning.”
Signs - Here and There
On a display of “I love you only” Valentine
cards: Now available in multi-packs.
In the window of an appliance store: Don’t
kill your wife. Let our washing machine do
the dirty work.
In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway
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men with 16 and 17 necks.
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Walkin’ Around
Thoughts on Gardening
• Remember that gophers also
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in somebody else’s garden.
• When all the chores are done, the
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• Knee: a device for finding rocks in
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While standing watch in the Coast Guard stati
on in Juneau,
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city of Adak.
They had lost contact with one of their plan
es and needed
the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it.
I asked the man where the Navy aircraft
had last been
spotted so we would know where to search.
“I can’t tell you,” the Navy man said. “That’s
classified.”
Play Ball
one day by saying,
A five-year-old boy surprised his father
God.”
“I guess I’ll go outdoors and play ball with
?” asked the father.
“Tell me, how do you play ball with God
“I just throw the
“Oh, it’s not hard at all,” said the boys.
n to me.”
dow
ball up and God throws it back
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MEMORY LANE...
as we embrace 2016 and prepare to celebrate 15 years of Scoop publications
and 20 years of door to door delivery, we would like to take you on a trip down
memory lane...
As a youngster, it was always in my vision to visit the “Greatest Outdoor Show on
Earth”. My first Calgary Stampede was when I was 19 (the year is not important).
Get this, four of us hitchhiked in from Lake Louise to take in the event. I never did
tell my parents I hitchhiked into Calgary and I can only hope my offspring aren’t as
foolish. Honestly, I don’t know what I was expecting, but I do know when all was said
and done, I was very disappointed. All I saw was a big midway with the same rides
and games we had at the Ottawa Exhibition. Oh, and everyone, even the carnies,
wore cowboy hats. What a facade.
Skip ahead a few years when I moved into Calgary and I caught the Stampede fever.
Working for FedEx, they wouldn’t let us wear our western duds, but I had my cowboy
hat, bandana, and western jewellery in my bag ready to put on after I rolled out of
the station. I kept the uniform, I just fancied up my duds so I didn’t stand out in
downtown Calgary.
Stampede week took on a whole new meaning for me and so did the event. I have
so many really FUN memories from many Stampede events over the years.
I didn’t buy groceries for over a week. I was fed breakfast, lunch and supper for ten
days. I may not have eaten flapjacks for another 365 days but, for those ten days,
I donned my cowboy hat, denim, and boots and came to the realization that this
wasn’t a facade... it’s Calgarian. Yes, I’m an Airdrian now, but there is still a spark
that lights up inside me, just like when I was a kid, watching the evening news with
the Stampede rodeo highlights.
At my very first Grand Stand Show, the main event was Box Car Willie. Al and I
have taken in quite a few Stampedes. The rodeo and grand stand shows are just
spectacular! When we were parents of teens, we took in countless bands at the
Coca-Cola Stage, and this year, we lucked
out to get tickets for Jeff Dunham. I dug
out the plaid and denim, and we were
off. In hindsight, I should have dug out
an umbrella, too, as we got soaked to
the core. I may have been a little whiny
this year given the weather, but even
with all that rain, my Stampede spark
was still lit.
There have been a lot of changes with
companies throwing those big shin-digs
and leaving it open to the public, but
the one thing that still remains is that
Stampede Fever. It causes increased
smiling, impulsive yahoo-ing, and the
ability to be everyone’s friend.
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Do you have a precious pet?
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(continued from page 2)
This is where Karma comes in, folks. Ellen was so moved by Shantel’s selfless
act, that she invited her back onto the show, and again, Shantel was chosen
to play a game. This time, she was jokingly told by Ellen, “You can’t give this
one back!” Shantel was gifted with a brand new 2016 Chevy Malibu with all
the bells and whistles.
I was privileged to be present last Thursday at Davis Chevrolet in Airdrie, as
Shantel received her brand new ride. A crowd of people welcomed her and
cheered. Not because Shantel got a new car, but because Karma did right by
rewarding Shantel’s generosity through the generosity of Ellen Degeneres.
I gotta say… I think I really like that Ellen. You folks think her family might
want to deliver newspapers? (chuckle)
KINGSVIEW MARKET
1800 Market Street S.E., Airdrie
(403) 948-0311
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With Purchase of
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Plus taxes. Carry out only. Unauthorized reproduction of this coupon is unlawful. Offer
valid only in Canada. Not valid with any other offers. One coupon per customer per visit.
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Expires: September 30, 2016
©2016 Little Caesar of Canada ULC 55475
of
Davis Chevrolet did a great job
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thin
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decorating and literally
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‘Under Wraps’ until the big unv
when Shantel receives the keys.
Shantel Miller arriv
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af f,
friends and family
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Services
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Trophies Plus &
Fowler’s Frameworks
Shantel’s
niece, Jad
e, checkin
in her Aun
g out the
t’s new rid
sunroof
e.
left: Shantel’s 4-month-old
niece immediately reaches for the steering
wheel “Can I drive Auntie?”
Continuing to offer Trophies, Engraving and
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We all love to try and say them but what are we actually talking about?
Source: www.funtrivia.com
1. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers
did peter Piper pick? (Assuming the peppers were already pickled upon
picking)
10 pounds
5 baskets
A quarter of a bushel
2 bushels
2. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit. If I have done this
intentionally, what have I done? (Generally speaking with regards to industry
or production... in other words, it is done on purpose.)
Torn my toga
Cut strips of sheet metal
Ruined my bed linens
Cut eye holes into my ghost costume
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pg 20 3. Billy, Bob and Betty bought big blue and black balloons from the booming
bazaar. Where did Billy, Bob and Betty go?
A street market
A firework stand
A very strange house
A party store
4. What would an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an
imaginary menagerie be imagining?
Food
Money
Airplanes
Exotic animals
5. If you sniped Mr. Stipe’s wife and then swiped Mr. Stipe’s wife’s knife, what
crimes would you have committed?
No crimes would be committed
Just murder
Murder and theft
Just theft
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6. If your sixth step sister slowly strummed her seventh stringed zither while
she softly sang a symphony, what would she be playing?
A horizontally played instrument with 30 - 40 strings.
A small guitar-like instrument used almost exclusively
in orchestral performances.
An old-fashioned viola made from pine.
A tall, upright instrument played with a bow
?
?
7. If we saw many a manly anemone maul many enemy anemones, where
would we be?
The desert
Outer Space
The mountains
The ocean
8. Old oily Ollie oils old oily Oldsmobiles. What is Ollie’s profession?
Aerospace engineer
Mechanic
Chef
Massage therapist
?
9. If a pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where placing a plaice is
pleasing, where is a pleasing place to place the plaice?
Desk drawer
In your closet
Your pocket
Plate
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1. A quarter of a bushel. A ‘peck’
used to be a term of measurement. It
can also be considered to be equal to
2 gallons or 8 quarts.
2. Cut strips of sheet metal.
The name of the machine is literally a
“sheet slitter”.
3. A street market
4. Exotic animals. A menagerie is
basically defined as a place where
Trivia Answers:
wild or exotic animals are kept for
show or to be trained.
5. Murder and theft
6. A horizontally played instrument
with 30 - 40 strings
7. The ocean
8. Mechanic
9. Plate. Since a plaice is a fish, I
would recommend keeping it out of
your pocket, desk and closet.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
Al-Anon - Is someone’s drinking
bothering you? Meetings Monday at
7:30pm at Faith Community Baptist
Church, Wednesday at 10am and
Friday at 7:30pm at the Co-op upstairs.
403-266-5850.
Alcoholic’s Anonymous, 126B Main St
(entrance of back alley). Meetings held
Mon, Wed, Thurs, Friday at noon (121pm), Night meetings; Mon, Tues,
Thurs, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at
8pm. Wed Women’s mtg at 7 pm.
Thurs morning mtg at 7 am. Contact
403-777-1212.
Alcoholics Anonymous Irricana
Recovery Group
Friday, Sunday at 8:00 pm. Irricana
United Church (West). 18.8 km East
of Airdrie on HWY 567. Contact 403
554 9310 or 587 436 8321.
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Meets
at the Christian Education Centre
(United Church) Mon. & Thurs. at 8:00
pm. Contact AA for information at 403777-1212.
SMART Recovery® Airdrie is an
abstinence-based, sensible self-help
program for people having problems
with ANY addiction. Alternate or in
addition to 12 step programs. SMART
Recovery® is a self-empowering
addiction recovery support group. Our
participants learn tools for addiction
recovery based on the latest scientific
research and participate in a worldwide community which includes free,
self-empowering,
science-based
mutual help groups. Our meetings are
held every Tuesday at 7:00pm at the
Nose Creek Museum, 1701 Main
Street SW. Website: www.smartairdrie.com for more information.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
If you know of a child experiencing a
serious illness or traumatic event
contact Sue at airdrieprojectlinus@
gmail.com The child will be gifted with
a lovely new handmade blanket.
Through the ARK Food Program, a
variety of food items are available for
pick up. Tuesdays from 7 – 8pm @
St. Francis Anglican Church – 132
Albert St. Airdrie. Food donated by
Community Kitchens Program of
Calgary.
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Silver men’s ring at Genesis Place.
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lanyard. Call 403-813-3690 to identify
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I have not yet been fixed, so I will need
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but once I get to know you I am the
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Please help me find my fur-ever home!
If you think you can provide us with a
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COMMUNITY EVENTS
FREE COMMUNITY MEAL hosted by
Airdrie Victory Church on the last
Friday of every month. The next meal
will be on July 29th, 2016 from 6-7pm.
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All are welcome.
Join in on all the fun August 13th at
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entertainment, face painting, balloon
twister, mini pony rides, Papa Tony’s
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Collecting refundable bottles for
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