sOADA SPEAKER URGES SAFETY
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sOADA SPEAKER URGES SAFETY
x change News Pius X High school - 6000 A Street - LIncoln, NE April 16, 2010 Volume 46, Issue 7 sOADA SPEAKER URGES SAFETY NYCU: State Education Requirements Page 2 Features Norma Volkmer 10. According to Barnes, this was not necessarily intentional but that they do tend to plan the speakers’ Pius X High School hosted visits in spring. its annual anti-alcohol and anti The main reason for this drug speaker this past Friday, April decision is the change in weather, 9. This year the Students Organized she said. As the weather becomes Against Drugs and nicer, kids are Alcohol (SOADA) out and about club brought in more at places Randy Bybee, a like parks or 27 year veteran of lakes, often the State Patrol, to without the give the facts about supervision of underage drinking a parent or the in Nebraska. administration. “It was T h e the first time we talk was quite brought in a State informative Trooper,” Laurie and, in the case Barnes, the sponsor of the video, for the SOADA deeply moving. club, said. “We It also left a lot decided to take the of questions in State Trooper Randy Bybee speaks to Pius students about the talk in a different the air regarding dangers of alcohol before prom. direction this year, youth drinking hoping to inform the students about “The video was really in Nebraska, specifically here youth drinking here in Nebraska.” good,” Mrs. Barnes said. “It was a in Lincoln. Bybee’s speech was The talk revolved around situation that happened to a normal straight and to the point, with the a variety of statistics covering person where the consequences facts and images speaking loudly underage drinking and how were enormous. It was something all on their own. Nebraska compares to the rest of the students could relate to and Overall, Pius’ annual the nation. Some of these facts take advice to make the right anti-alcohol and anti-drug speech were quite disconcerting especially decisions.” wasn’t half bad this year. Different Nebraska’s high ranking for The speech coincided yes, but the points still hit home and drinking amongst 12-20 year olds. perfectly with Pius’ prom, which the dramatic video left a profound Bybee also focused occurred the following day, April impact in the minds of the students. staff reporter on drinking and driving and the consequences of such actions. His presentation included the showing of a short video on a man imprisoned for the killing of a couple while he was driving under the influence of alcohol. Photo by Kelsey WIEser James Brown: XPosed Page 4 Xclusives Satire Pages 6-7 Entertainment Addicting Websites Page 9 Sports Girls Tennis Page 10 New Health Care Plan for AmericaNs Sarah Benal staff reporter On Tuesday March 23, 2010, President Barack Obama made history by signing the health care overhaul of $930 billion. This health care reform has been said to strengthen and expand coverage with insurance for children and adults with pre-existing medical conditions and increased funding for community health centers. This tremendous change, which guarantees coverage to over 32 million Americans, is the largest change in government policy since the 1960s. Getting the bill all the way to the President wasn’t easy. The proposals had to make their way through the Senate to be approved and then sent to the House. During this long process the bill has been changed and revised many times. This bill has pitted sides against each other since it was first proposed in May of 2007. This was especially evident when Obama’s achievement was made on Sunday March 21 when the House voted 219-212 with not a single in favor vote from a Republican. Nevertheless, the bill was sent to the President. A major issue driving these two parties apart is abortion. Just minutes after Obama’s signing, Cardinal Francis George of Chicago, the president of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, stated the Conference applauds the effort to expand health care to all. However, this group has opposed the health care bill because of the “compelling evidence that would expand the role of the federal government in funding and facilitating abortion and plans to cover abortion.” The plan on abortion in the policy states that no health care plan would be required to offer abortion coverage. It separates private insurance payments and taxpayer money so that individuals must pay for abortion through two separate payments. People are still torn. “In the end,” political scientist John Green of the University of Akron said, “It comes down to a simple matter of trust. Democrats believe that Obama will keep his word to prevent federal abortion funding; Republicans don’t.” Large amounts of anger have blossomed due to the health care bill. Recently, congress has receivedamassiveincrease in threats. Violence, smashing windows, and death threats have all appeared recently to at least 10 representatives. People wonder if these representatives are in danger. “Yes. [There are] very serious incidents that have occurred.” House Majority Leader Steny H. Hoyer said. In 2009, the threats on congress have added up to only 15 in the first three months of the year. This year, that number has skyrocketed, with the finding of at least 42 threats in the just the first three months since the beginning of the year. Three have been arrested. Members of congress continue to lead their normal lives. Staying with their usual routines and trying to stay unnerved. “Our democracy is about participation,” Hoyer said. “Our democracy is about differing and debate and animated debate and passionate debate. But it is not about violence.” The bill also placed a temporary credit of up to $1 billion for medical research and kids can stay under their parent’s health insurance until the age of 27. T h e r e ’ s many different sorts of proposals within the bill as well. An interesting one where ten percent tax will be imposed on indoor tanning services. This tax replaces the proposed tax on cosmetic surgery. Chain restaurants will be required to provide health information about their food. These “nutrient content disclosure statements” will have to list calories on the menus. Changes will officially begin to show in September with some changes not surfacing until 2014. By this time, Americans will be required to have health insurance. Whether it’s through an employer, through a government program, or buying the insurance themselves. When finally enacted, 95 percent of eligible Americans will have coverage for health insurance, compared to the 85 percent today. Pius Hosts 25th Annual Bolt Benefit Fundraiser Mairead Safranek cover editor Pius X High School will be hosting its 25th annual Bolt fundraiser on Friday, April 23rd at 6:30pm in the Bishop Flavin gym. The event includes a dinner, silent and live auction, and a lottery. Directed by Deb Schulte, the event raises money to be used towards the improvement of the school. BOLT 2009 raised $176,000, which were used to upgrade the school’s security, renovate unused space in the school’s basement for a meeting room, to install more efficient lighting throughout the building and continue payment on the asbestos loan. The proceeds of BOLT 2010 will be used to continue security updates, enlarging the kitchen, and supporting the Booster Club activities. “We’re not trying to reach a certain amount,” Schulte said. “We always know that whatever we raise will be used well.” Over 575 patrons will be attending the benefit, including 40 corporate tables. “This is one of the fundraisers that people actually like to come to,” Schulte said. “We have a tremendous amount of community support.” This year’s theme is “Grateful Reflections”, chosen by the Coordinating Committee to celebrate the 25th year of BOLT. The committee is made up of parent volunteers who serve for three years. The 2010 Coordinating Committee members are Rod & Michelle Arndt, Tim & Jennifer Conzemius, Steve & Libby Jaros, Fr. James Meysenburg, Mark & Michelle Pieper, Rick & Georgeanne Rashilla, Mary Spethman, Tom & Sonya Zimmerman and Deb Schulte. Over 300 volunteers work with Schulte to make the evening a success. “Our goal is to build community and raise funds for the school,” Schulte said. As in the past, this year’s BOLT benefit promises to be a smashing success. Opinion April 16, 2010 Every person has witnessed the growing trend of the sex invasion of the media. There is no commercial break that lacks some scantily clad woman (or women) doing something vaguely inappropriate to sell a product. Or how many pictures of crazy parties with tons of booze and hot girls do we see per day? In an ironic echo of the Baby Boomers, we declare “We’re not gonna take it!” If you still have a hard time believing this issue permeates every teen, consider that 78 percent of everything teenagers say on TV is about their or someone else’s interest in sex. Not to mention the average teenager watches three hours of television per day which comes to 20,000 hours by the time they graduate from high school; more time than they have spent in the classroom. It’s maddening how often have a liberal heart Dominic Dongilli assistant editor-in-chief Governor Dave Heineman hasgonetoofarwithhisdiscriminatory policies. Immigration is a hot and controversial issue, especially here in Nebraska. I understand that it is an undesirable situation that we don’t want, but it’s here so we have to deal with it in a compassionate and respectful manner. I often think of a quote by the current Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton when she resigned as president of her college Republican group and became a Democrat. Again, just because we don’t like something doesn’t mean we can slam those involved. “I have a conservative mind and a liberal heart,” Clinton said. This issue came to a head recently when it came time to renew the broad prenatal healthcare guidelines that included healthcare for illegal immigrants. I was appalled by lack of support for prenatal care for illegal immigrants through Health and Human Services. While the motion passed to continue the funding, the one and only Governor Heineman vetoed it. He is ending the policy that supported women in their efforts to respect life and carry their pregnancy to term. I now see that our supposed “pro-life” governor only cares about the lives with a green card in their hands. He didn’t mean what he said when he stood up at the Nebraska Walk for Life and claimed to protect the unborn. Now let me remind you, no matter citizenship, if someone has a job they pay taxes. Most illegal immigrants pay more than needed because they do not file returns for fear that they get deported. That is not usually a possibility because the Internal Revenue Service has an option to file taxes where you do not need a social security code. Our governor has also Norma Volkmer staff reporter Do you remember those really cheap 3-D glasses made of cardboard and that red & blue plastic-like paper from years long past? I know that my younger self thought they were basically the most awesome thing ever invented. Once more, as in the 80s and 90s, a three-dimensional pandemic is sweeping the globe and taking over Hollywood. However, as cool as three-dimensional movies are, they are a potential problem that could destroy film as we know it. I am sure many have seen at least one 3-D movie, quite possibly the recent hit How to Train Your Dragon. I saw Avatar when it first came out. Those glasses really made me think I could reach out and touch those white spirit things. But what actually happened in the movie? And what were the main characters’ we are bombarded with these images or conversations. And it has a deep effect on the way teenagers view sex. Let’s skip over the unexpected pregnancies and the STD’s that teens can develop from sex and get straight to the heart of it. A Catholic school kid might not see this coming but in the United States, almost a third of 15 year-olds and 71 percent of 18 year-olds have had sex. Taking a look at the other statistics, it’s quite reasonable 3 to guess that the media might have some responsibility in this regard. After so much barrage of garbage, we the staff of the Pius XChange are sick and tired of being negatively influenced by a media that pretends to cater to us. By ignoring our needs and producing entertainment that sucks us into a world that will only hurt us, the media violates our right to true liberty to not be assailed by this junk. We fight for our right to chaaaaastity. the limits don’t exist proclaimed that he does not believe illegal immigrants should be eligible for in-state tuition. This continues to frustrate me. We are hindering the success of immigrants and preventing them from breaking free from the continual cycle of poverty. So what if they want to make something of themselves by receiving an education. This is a great opportunity to give all the opportunities possible to people who are continually put down by society. I remember reading in The Freedom Writers Diary about a student who couldn’t go to college because she was an illegal immigrant, but her family had to pay taxes. I believe her statement went something like this, “I have a nine digit code to fund the government, but they won’t give me a nine digit social security code so I can go to college.” I recently read a follow-up article in the Lincoln Journal Star that had interviewed state doctors who said their patients opted for abortion because the state no longer would provide them with medical care for them and their child. Governor and state senators in opposition, the blood is on your hands. three d’s that ruin movies names? While I am sure those of you out there who have become Avatar fanatics can easily answer those questions, my point still stands. Avatar’s special effects were awesome and amazingly distracting. Honestly, I left the movie thinking it was one of the coolest films of all time, but the more I thought about it in terms of total substance, I realized how unspectacular it was. Then, it became the highest-grossing movie of all time as well as being nominated for several Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Yet it ran out of luck, losing two of the more prestigious awards of the night (Best Picture and Best Director) to Hurt Locker. While it won for both visual effects and cinematography it wasn’t even nominated for its writing or acting, something that truly great films possess. While the average-Joe filmgoers may not have expected the losses, I see it as a good sign. Right now we are in the midst of a battle… a battle for our very cinematic experience. Hollywood continues to try and dumb down movies and television shows for us, thinking we only understand sophomoric comedy and soap-opera-styled drama. Now, they can just show us special effect packed entertainment with no plot or character development and still make millions of dollars. 3-D showcases special effects while down playing any weaknesses in the plot, characters, script, etc. I don’t want America in 50 years to be full of people paying twenty dollars to see a 3-D movie full of nothing real. If this is the future we want, then we can just let it happen and keep going to average movies only known for their efforts in the third dimension. If not, we must take a stand now. Yes, I think 3D movies are cool, but we cannot laud them for just having that. Instead, we must insist that movies have real substance, to go along with their 3-D effects, if they ever be considered good. 3-D movies are fine. They can be very enjoyable. It is cool that we live in a time when special effects are not only another step in the right direction, but started a whole new path. I worry, however, that we will forget what filmmaking and watching is really all about. 3-D movies could revolutionize or permanently ruin the movie industry as it is. In all honesty, I would rather see film be taken to a whole new level and 3-D could do that. However, if it means the destruction of contemporary cinema, I would prefer to give up my 3-D glasses… even if they are super awesome. scholarships, I know for sure that journalism and textiles design/ merchandising is exactly what I want to pursue in college. Four years ago I never would have thought I’d find myself where I am now. Looking back I have belonged, at some point in time, no matter how short, to almost every club and organization at Pius (shockingly enough sports included. I ran track freshman Michelle O’Donnell year, who knew). features editor I’ve gained friends, As senior year of my high lost friends, made mistakes school career comes to an end, it and learned from them. seems like classmates of mine feel I think diversity is more and more obliged to revisit necessary for truly developing who old memories from way back people become. It’s not possible to when. know if you like something or not Back when we were all without trying it. immature freshman, sophomores Going into the activity still trying not to tread on the with an open mind is also a feet of upperclassmen, juniors necessity, because anyone with beginning to take our place at Pius, a narrow-minded outlook can and then finally making it to senior honestly say they haven’t found year, the top of the food chain. anything they like. However, that It’s been a terribly long is nobody’s fault but their own. journey, and despite my many Narrow-minded people comments on how I can’t wait to have always been a source of leave Pius behind and finally walk irritation for me. If you don’t have across that stage May 23 to never a positive outlook, no matter how return to these hallowed halls, I slight, you’re never going to enjoy have gained an immense amount anything in life. of knowledge. Looking at things with Not only academic an open mind lets you realize comprehension, but I’ve found the if you really enjoy what you are niche into which I fit exactly right. doing or not, all pre-conceived At the risk of sounding notions thrown out the window. extremely cliché and synonymous Mr. Burns always tells us to the world’s biggest cheese ball, to take in calculus with an open I’ve found who I am and what I mind that we will someday use want in life during this four year what we are learning. journey. Whether that be As a senior, with college in practical application of looming nearer and nearer, I’ve differentiating integrals with spent the entire senior year racking infinite limits or just gaining my brains to figure out which path a general knowledge for some I want to follow in college. indirect use, it’s necessary to not Now that it’s three only have an open mind about what months away from my first you’re doing, but about trying out day of college classes, after all different sorts of things to find applying for acceptance and exactly what you love doing. The Staff Stacie Hecker editor-in-chief Dominic Dongilli assistant editor-in-chief Mairead Safranek cover editor Caitlin Hassler news and opinion editor Michelle O’Donnell features editor Katie Houlden entertainment editor Patrick Murphy sports editor Olivia Vrbka copy editor Sean Flattery graphics editor Kelsey Wieser photo editor Sarah Benal Kayla Condello Rachel Hobbs Allyson Koziol Austin Safranek Holly Stejskal Jake Swanson Norma Volkmer staff reporters Nolan DeWispelare adviser contact us: 6000 A Street Lincoln, NE 68510 [email protected] 2 News Police crack down on pot growers April 16, 2010 News From Around the World Sean Flattery graphics editor I n Thailand, citizens loyal to the former Prime Minister broke through the barricades to the Parliamentary complex on April 7 to express their displeasure with the current government, and to call for new elections. Unfortunately for those inside, the security detachment was unprepared for the attack. The terrified officials barely escaped by clearing the wall at the rear of the governmental compound, where helicopters airlifted them to safety. In retaliation, a state of emergency has been declared for the metropolitan area of Bangkok; enforcing a strict code of conduct for inhabitants of the city. The “Red Shirts”, as the rebels have been named, have largely ignored the order and are defiantly roaming the streets with little confrontation from the military enforcers. O n the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, a Chinese oil tanker was punctured by a submarine shoal on April 7, releasing a small amount of viscuous jet engine fuel into the sea. The Australian government is pursuing action against the tanker, presenting the fact that the ship was several miles outside of the permissible shipping area. Australian environmentalists are saying that this is only the beginning of the destruction of Australia’s natural beauty by foreign exploitation. The safe transfer of the rest of the oil from the tanker will take an indeterminable amount of time, and stormy weather could jeopardize the safety of the entire reef. A landslide near Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, trapped scores of houses and around 200 people on the evening of April 7. Built on a decade-old landfill, the neighborhood of Niteroi collapsed under the large amount of rainfall in the area. Rescue crews have been utilizing land-moving machines to free the bodies from the debris. The Brazilian government has promised $112 million for relief in the area, where flooding has already devasted much of the terrain for days. Patrick Murphy sports editor The Lincoln Police Department has found a number of marijuana grow houses since the beginning of March. They have raided 11 houses so far. Many of the houses are within a few miles of each other, located within the area of N. 11th to N. 28th near Vine Street. Police have seized over 8000 plants from the 11 houses. It has not been made clear if some of the homes were being lived at, however police believe that three of the houses were permanently unoccupied. Nghia T. Nguyen owned four of the homes where plants were seized, but was not living at them at the time. Nguyen has not been charged in any of the cases so far, but six men have been and five of them already have been to Lancaster County Court. In the raided homes the methods of growing the pot plants all resembled each other which led authorities to believe that the undercover operations are connected. The marijuana was valued for millions in street value, and now the plants are quickly being dried out and dying in the unmarked LPD storage facilities. The police will follow federal regulations and be closely monitored on destroying the plants as well as any tools which were involved in the growing process. Those tools can include anything from fertilizers to the watering hoses. In the past few years police have been lucky to find 600 or 700 plants a year growing inside houses, but due to neighbors calling in about recent “marijuana odors” the LPD has made a record drug bust. One clue lead to another and just as police ended the first few days of investigation there were many more houses to follow. Besides houses, police have been informed of a Lincoln restaurant growing pot as well. Pho 99, 2701 N. 27th St, was recently searched and it was found that the owner and her boyfriend fled the country just a week after the first drug bust. LPD came across Pho 99 after several men with marijuana convictions came forward and said that someone at Pho 99 was “in charge” of the Lincoln growing operations. There have not been any warrants issued for the owner or her boyfriend because there is currently too much information that still needs to be sorted out before any presumptions are made. Many of the houses were being rented out at the time of the busts and now the owners are suing for damage done to their properties. There have been reported water damages, walls stripped out and mold growing on the floors. These reports have been a great help to finding the men who LPD believes were involved in the growing operations. LPD says that they have even more clues that lead them to believe that there are more homes that will be raided in the future. As for now LPD is just glad to have found its record drug busts without causing any harm to officers or innocent people. news you can use: graduation requirements Dominic Dongilli assistant editor-in-chief Future high school students in the state of Nebraska face a new set of graduation requirements after proposed curriculum changes. Governer Dave Heineman has always been a proponent of reevaluating state requirements and formulating a series of proposals in order to increase the requirements and strengthening the state standards of education. His continual push for change has inspired the Nebraska Board of Education to pass a resolution changing graduation requirements for the first time in 25 years. All public school districts in Nebraska will now be required to incorporate these changes in their schools. The graduating class of 2015, this year’s seventh graders, will be the first students required to meet the new standards in order to wear their cap and gowns. Core subjects are the focus of these new changes. The class of 2015 must have: 40 hours of English, 30 hours of Math, 30 hours of Science and 30 hours of Social Studies. Curriculum descriptions also come along with the requirements. While specific classes are not mentioned in the new standards, detailed areas of study such as technical reading and writing are mentioned. Since Pius is not a public school, it is not required to meet the state requirements for education. However, if Pius Straight From the Bolts chooses to continue to hold their state accreditation (which it has) the administrators must make sure that Pius’ requirements amount to the state’s equirements. As of now, only the requirements for math and science would be affected. Pius must also make sure, public], and that we must offer excellent classes and Catholic formation,” Director of Guidance Jan Frayser said. Pius’ mission statement not only includes “academic preparation of the highest quality” but also “education that is Christ- GRAPHIC BY DOMINIC DONGILLI specifically, that its curriculum and standards are comparable to those at Lincoln Public Schools who will also be forced to make curriculum changes due to the changing state requirements. “We know families have a choice [between parochial or centered.” This additional duty in the mission statement translates into 40 more hours of religion classes that are required at Pius. These extra hours of religion have created worry with some who don’t know how they will also fit the updated requirements into the seven periods What class would you make mandatory for graduation? “Photography.” Dorothy Hanigan freshman Mason Krcmarik sophomore “Study Hall.” INTERVIEWS AND PHOTOS BY SARAH BENAL. Tom Seib history teacher “Weight Traning so we all can be huge like [Matt] Ward.” Madelyne Penkava junior of the day. “It is important to consider that a student who takes a study hall every semester of high school and passes all classes the first time will graduate with approximately 280 credits when only 230 are needed,” Frayser said. One must also consider how many math classes students take. As of now, 92 percent of Pius students will be graduating with 30 hours of math. The same situation is present when the amount of students taking upper level science classes is considered. Pius has a significant number of students who will graduate with more than four years of science. The new 22-minute study hall that will be added to next year’s schedule will also help students keep up with their classes. It will also provide students who originally took a period long study hall the opportunity to take an elective instead. “At Pius, most students meet the new state requirements, but we must consider and determine appropriate solutions for those students who are not able to continue in the upper level math and science classes,” Frayser said. Pius administration and department heads have already discussed the new curriculum changes guaranteeing the class of 2015 the best education possible. “History of modern music since the 1960s.” Jess Verplank senior “Anything taught by Mr. Moore.” April 16, 2010 Features 5 xposed James brown Kelsey Wieser photo editor In an attempt to get to know our classmates better and build a strong sense of community among the “Thunderbolts,” the XChange features a stand-out senior student in every issue. This issue’s focus is James Brown; the studly, cuddly prom king with a shining personality. Sharing a name with the “Godfather of Soul” can have its share of interesting instances. Senior James Brown found a bit of trouble one day at the DMV when he told the woman his name. She proceeded to ask for his name again thinking he was kidding. James is a fun-loving friend to everyone. He can be seen towering over students in the halls but always smiling and giving high fives. His personality has not gone unnoticed as his peers voted him Prom King his senior year. “I was born on September 18 in Sydney, Australia. I came out, shook my father’s hand and wrestled three alligators. I went on to cure Polio,” he laughed. James Brown has a personality most people are drawn to. Any conversation with James is unpredictable and will have one holding their gut from laughter. James is one of those rare students the halls of Pius see once every few years, where a student is friends with everyone he meets. “I like talking to everyone because I like our class a lot,” James said. Born to James and Cathy Brown in Lincoln, James grew up with four sisters. Krista, Jenny, Esther and Judith all keep James on his toes and have definitely increased his knowledge of chick flicks. “Family is extremely important, family is blood. There’s nothing more important than that,” James said that Thanksgiving for his family is like a movie. There’s lots of fun and jokes. James also visits his older sisters Cathy in Omaha or Jenny at UNL to spend time with them. He also likes to watch movies and go to Esther and Judith’s games. His best friends became like brothers and hanging out with his friends from St. John’s was easy when most of them lived around him. James has one particular memory of riding his bike uphill to friend and fellow senior G r e g Portsche’s house, when he ran into a parked car and caused around $1,000 damage. “I was all over as a kid.” Said James, “I broke nine bones; my elbow, both of my wrists, three bones in my leg, my nose, and all ten of my fingers.” When James entered Pius he got into the sports culture right away. He played football, basketball and track his freshman year. As a senior, James played football in the fall and is jumping and running in track this spring. He will be competing in all the jumps including high jump, long jump and triple jump and also running the 400 and 200. “Long jump is my favorite because I used to be really good at students take outside classes Allyson Koziol staff reporter Pius students have expanded their horizons in their education and class schedules. Many students take classes outside of Pius to better prepare themselves for college, but also to focus more on what they love and further their education on what they enjoy. Mickey McConkey, a senior, leaves Pius for sixth through eighth period to attend classes at the Southeast Community College building through the “Information Technology Focus Program”. McConkey first learned of the program from the Pius guidance office staff in his junior interview. His interest in multimedia and film brought up the discussion. “I’m interested in technology and film. I had to fill out an application and get letters of recommendation [to participate in the program],” he said. The students in the program are other Lincoln high school students. According to McConkey, “We sit behind MAC computers. [The instructors] let us check out cameras and tripods [to use outside of classes]… we spend most of the time using software to edit and then we present projects to the class.” The program has prepared McConkey for college and helped him figure out what he might like to do in the future. “It’s given me a taste of what I might be doing in a production journalism class. It’s given me a good idea of how filming works,” he said. McConkey plans to go to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln and take general courses his freshman year. He sees working with multimedia and filming as a possible career. “I enjoy working with computers so much I would like doing that as a job because it’s easy for me and something I enjoy,” he said. Sean Burroughs, also a senior, is enrolled as a visiting student, and considered an at-large student at UNL. In the fall he took a Spanish 201 class and is currently in Spanish 202 Literature and Culture. “Since I had already exhausted all the Pius Spanish classes I wanted to further my education… I want to be fluent in Spanish,” he said. He worked with the guidance office staff so his class schedule would allow for him to take the classes. “Last semester I went during seventh and eighth period and this semester I go during second and third. Mrs. Frayser helped me register and find scholarships,” he said. The courses have given Burroughs a taste of what college will be like. He’s learned the importance of discipline and motivation and also how important it is to stay on top of his homework and listen to the teacher. Next year Burroughs plans to go to UNL and continue in his Spanish studies. He would also like to study abroad his sophomore year. Both McConkey and Burroughs recommend programs similar to those they were involved in. Taking college courses or being involved in programs at SCC can be a great heads up and preparation for college itself. According to McConkey, it provides the opportunity to take classes that appeal to personal interests rather than simply the required courses. “It’s a nice break from the normal schedule,” he said. it. We’ll see this year,” commented James. When not on the field, James is busy with school and Junior Reserve Officer Training Core or JROTC. He is currently taking three advanced placement courses at Pius, AP American Government, AP English Literature and AP Biology. James spends many hours working on homework and takes the workload one day at a time to avoid stress. James is involved in the JROTC. James attends a class every morning, waking at six, to attend classes on aerospace history and mechanics at Northeast High School. He and the other JROTC students at Pius may wear their uniforms to school on Wednesdays. James was planning on attending UNL, but then he received a call on Friday March 26 that changed his life. James was awarded a $180,000 ROTC scholarship. In order to apply for the scholarship, James had to go through a slightly different process than a typical scholarship. James had to submit two essays, attend three interviews, volunteer and complete community service, take a physical fitness test and meet credentials on his transcripts, and take the ASVAB and ACT tests. “I almost pooped my pants when I got the call before school Friday, I ran around my house screaming,” James said. Because of the scholarship James will now be attending UNO for his first year and than transferring to a college in California or Texas. James is a dedicated student, an athlete, a member of JROTC, Prom King and a Thunderbolt. unl language fair Sean Flattery graphics editor The Department of Modern Languages and Literatures at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln recently hosted its 34th annual language fair. The fair began at 9 am on April 15 and ran for about five hours. The fair was started to give high school students across the state an opportunity to demonstrate and compete with their knowledge of Chinese, French, German, Japanese, Russian or Spanish. Each year, students from Pius X are brought. Tracy Chapelle, a Spanish teacher at Pius, has been bringing her students for over ten years. “It is an opportunity to show students that there is something to Spanish besides written homework,” Chapelle said. The events include singing, reciting poetry and one year Pius even sent a dance group that won first. “It is so neat to see all the work they put into it,” Katie Hayes, another Pius Spanish teacher said. “They are just so talented.” Events are judged by faculty and graduate students from UNL, the Department of Modern Languages and Literatures. There were about 800 high school students and teachers attending. At the same time as the competitions, there were various mini-lessons offered by department instructors. They taught short instructive classes in languages such as Arabic, Chinese, Czech, Japanese, Russian and Swahili. There are also dance lessons and stations where visiting students can speak with people who grew up speaking the languages. Everything was held at the Nebraska Union, 1400 R Street. Features 4 April 16, 2010 best places to spend time with spring weather Gardens Holly Stejskal staff reporter The gardens in Lincoln are in bloom and it would be a perfect time to take an afternoon stroll. The Sunken Gardens are Located at 27th and Capitol Parkway (right across the street from the Lincoln Children’s Zoo).The garden is approximately 1.5 acres and is filled with beautiful blooming flowers and two ponds. It also is home to multiple pieces of art which help give the garden its whimsical look. With the spring in full spring it almost seems likes the great out doors are calling you to come outside and explore them. Almost everywhere you turn there is a park in Lincoln. It is a great way to go and explore the city and find new favorite places to visit. It is also easy to get a full wildlife experience without even leaving Lincoln. Try visiting Pioneers Parks. It is full of trails that can take you deep into the wild or right to a park to have a picnic. The landscape is very pretty and wildlife is abundant in the springtime. Also check out the Nautre Centers to learn fun new facts and be on the lookout for bison, elk and deer. A visit to Pioneers Park is the perfect place to play explorer for a day. Nature Walks Making a trip to a park does not have to be a long drawn out process. There is a school with a playground with in walking distance of most homes in Lincoln. So take the dog or a younger sibling up to a school playground and swing on the swings and ride the merry-go-round. Most schools have soccer fields and basketball courts so grab a few friends and start a pickup game. Antelope park is a playground of epic proportions. It is the perfect place to So turn off the TV and step outside embrace your inner child. It is located at 23rd and N. to 33rd and Sheridan into spring and right into a park . It Blvd. Some of the reasons for making this park so amazing are the huge is a perfect way to take advantage twisty, jungle gyms that seem to never end and of course a tire swing. This of what Lincoln has to offer park is a great place for playing hide and seek. Play Grounds Schools Jan Frayser is a Pius Savior to students When there is a problem, whether it is with family, friends or school, odds are Jan Frayser can fix it. The head guidance counselor at Pius has tons of advice lying on her mega desk waiting for students to take it. Frayser, like any other guidance counselor, guides students in different realms: personal, career, family, social and college. However, she goes beyond that. “The philosophy for my job is Mark 2,” she said. Mark 2 is the story of the paralytic whose friends lowered him to Jesus and Jesus healed him. “I want to be the person who takes people to Jesus, like the friends in the story,” she said. “I want to love them, care for them and help them wherever they are.” Over her long career at Pius, she has helped many of the students who have walked these halls. She’s helped people who may not know what she was doing for them. “I have a list Jan Frayser works at her office desk helping of people I pray for the many students of Pius X. everyday. It’s really “Whenever I talk with long and it keeps someone about a problem they growing,” she said. have, I know that I am being It’s hard to imagine guided by the Holy Spirit.” where someone could gain so But her life has much knowledge and advice, but influenced her too. Frayser has help. “I was blessed to be born into a family with amazing parents. They expected a lot from us kids, but they also gave a lot to us. They died when I was young. That gave me understanding that people can hurt,” she said. Even with such experiences, Frayser was not always a guidance counselor. She received a degree to be a theater and music teacher. But God guided her to be a guidance counselor. After she had her last child, she started thinking about teaching. She knew that she only wanted to teach at Pius, but the theater and music position was filled at Pius. For some reason, she wanted to do counseling. Photo by Kelsey Wieser Caitlin Hassler news & opinion editor An opening for a counseling position happened to come about in early August. So Frayser got her resume and credentials together and dropped them off. The day she dropped them off, she happened upon Monsignor Barr, the superintendant at the time. They had a pleasant conversation. After she got home, Frayser knew she had the job. It turns out that Monsignor Barr’s mother had been praying a novena to St. Teresa. Earlier that August morning, Monsignor Barr’s mother called him and told him that the guidance counselor would come today. Frayser plans on being around Pius for quite a while. “I love what I do!” STRAIGHT FROM THE BOLTS “Where’s your favorite place to go in the spring?” Harry Endrulat freshman “Havleock park with my friends.” Caleb Hoesing Anne Flesher sophomore junior Olivia LaFollette “The zoo.” “The track.” “ The park!” senior Larry Logsdon fine arts dept. chair “Pioneers Park.” April Fools A P MIley Cyrus charged with Identity Theft, Shocking America R I L April 16, 2010 Rachel Hobbs staff reporter Teen-queen Miley Cyrus was arrested on Tuesday, March 23, and found guilty on accounts of fraud and identity theft. She was brought into custody following her appearance on the television show American Idol on Tuesday night, after it was discovered that she has been hiding a skin disorder called alopecia areata. The condition, which is hereditary and believed to be caused by an abnormality in the immune system, leaves Cyrus altogether bald. “What does it matter if I’m bald?” Cyrus shrieked as she fled police. “Nobody’s perfect.” In fact, it does matter. Investigators say Cyrus has earned thousands of dollars from young children, who innocently believe that her hair is real. “Because she has earned money off of the whole blonde to brunette deal, she can be charged with fraud,” said the arresting officer, who wishes to keep his name unknown for fear of enraged and bloodthirsty Cyrus fans. “I was always so jealous of her hair!” sobbed a dismayed Kate Michaels, a diehard eight-year-old follower of Cyrus. “I mean... I knew that the blonde hair was a wig, but I can’t believe she lied about her brown hair.” Michaels has attended more than forty of Cyrus’ concerts, mostly just to catch a glimpse of her lush cascade of phony locks, rather than hearing the hideous screeching resonating from the throat of the deceptive singer. Now that Michaels refuses to listen to Cyrus’ music, she plans on spending her new found time writing a children’s book that focuses on discouraging kids from lying and stealing. The story isn’t due out for another month or two, but the young author intends to send a copy to Cyrus. Cyrus’ popularity has been significantly affected by the choices she made. She lied, thousands cried, and now they’re refusing to acknowledge her as an artist. She hasn’t been the only one to suffer, however, as even the nation’s most popular wig companies quickly lost money after the televised affair. However, Cyrus not only extorted money from naïve and trusting young children, but she has also stolen the identity of a girl from Tennessee. Anna Montana had her Now there’s some exciting news. This is a true concern of the American people. Citizens of this country worry too much about things such as earthquakes, health care, and political elections. Take a step back and reprioritize. Take a walk in someone else’s shoes and gaze into the eyes of a loving, innocent, adorable, puppy. “Well in my opinion, if it is in fact true this puppy is such a fast learner, and as smart as they say, I think those of you that planned on voting for Heineman should write in Snickers instead of putting your X by Heineman,” a local Nebraska citizen said. Dogs, clearly, get and deserve all the media attention. For instance, take the Obama’s dog. The Portuguese Water dog named Bo stirred up as much attention as any other political debate. Stories were everywhere about this cute pup entering the White House. People sat on the edge of their seats, their American Idol reruns on hold, as they anxiously awaited the reveal of what kind of dog the Obamas were to pick out. Some people aren’t so pleased with the large amounts of coverage America’s pets are getting. “With all the news going on right now how does this bit of fluff rate front page status? If I get a new pet, can I get an article about that?” an angry Nebraskan commented. Animal lovers are pitted against animal haters. Vegetarians against carnivores. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals against People Eating Tasty Animals. I say to the governor, dogs are man’s best friend. And they can be the country’s best friend too. 7 identity stolen by the deceptive pop princess. The girl was one of Cyrus’ classmates back at Heritage Middle School in Nashville, Tennessee, and is extremely frustrated with her former classmate. “I just can’t believe she would do that to me. We weren’t very close friends back in middle school, but that’s no excuse to steal my name and use it to get popular,” she said. Montana has endured much unkindness from other cruel classmates who constantly mock her name. The victimized Montana has already attempted to press charges against the foul criminal that has become Miley Cyrus. The attempt failed, however, as investigators could not connect Cyrus to the crime. When asked about her living conditions in her new home/jail cell, Cyrus simply said, “It’s a party in the U.S.A.” This answer has led several psychiatric professionals to believe that Cyrus may have several forms of mental illness. “I need more friends,” the singer went on to say, as she spends most of her days locked in deep political conversations with the wall, and holding tea parties with nonexistent creatures. Due to the crimes she has committed, Cyrus has no hope of probation or being let out on good behavior. She will be held in the detention center in Tennessee for the rest of her life. The arresting officer concluded that “Cyrus has disappointed all of her fans, smeared all of her names, and has single-handedly broken the hearts of millions of young fans all across the globe.” Katie Houlden not only starting this program, but they are also going the extra mile and having writers work on books to best suit beginning readers’ needs. The books are designed to teach kids basic words and reading fundamentals. Some of the books given out by the tobacco company include “Weezy’s First Lighter”, “Mystery of Matches”, and “The Surgeon General is a Big, Scary Man Who Lies”. “The chief thing isn’t so much the story; it’s the way that words are arranged that is important to a first time reader. We have been accused of trying to promote our products with this program, and it isn’t so. We have experts making these books so that the children of our country can read. Who could fault us for making the world a better place?” the spokesperson said. Philip Morris has been under fire for their efforts to increase literacy; critics of the program claim that the program is merely a tool for the company to encourage interest in tobacco in young age groups. All criticism aside, the company is going ahead with the plans and has already organized programs in all 50 states. F O O L S Breaking News: Cute Puppy-Wuppies Big Tobacco FUnds Kids’ Literacy Program A P R I L Sarah Benal staff reporter More than two months ago, a massive earthquake shook Haiti, sending an already poverty- stricken country into an even more desperate situation. Crime rates, deaths, and starvation are increasing. People all around the world have reached out to Haiti in an effort to help them survive. But on to more important news. Recently, Nebraska Governor Dave Heineman brought home a Maltese-silky terrier mix named Snickers. This brand new pup, weighing in at only four pounds, was a gift to the first lady Sally Ganem. The adorable new friend is bouncy, enthusiastic, and just as rascally as any new puppy would be. F O O L S entertainment editor Philip Morris, a leading company in the tobacco industry and maker of the popular cigarette brand Marlboro, has announced plans to launch a children’s literacy program nationwide. The purpose of the program is to promote reading at a young age. “Children learn more when they are young, they’re like sponges. We thought it’d be nice to help kids read, you know, give back to the community,” said the spokesperson spearheading the program. Participating communities will receive easy to read books for children to start off with, and the program also places a volunteer in each community. Community centers, churches, and even schools are able to submit a request to be involved in the program, along with donations to help fund the effort. “Books are expensive; it makes sense that we have to give money to be involved. If it helps a kid read, I’ll throw my money in the pot,” Cindy Stevens, one of the parents trying to bring the campaign to Lincoln, said. The tobacco company is *The X-Change staff has embraced its April Fools calling and wanted to experiment with satire and fiction. Nearly all of the information on this spread is made up, imagined or general nonsense. anger Gives Child Vegetables Instead of Candy, Genetic Engineer Attemps to Bring Pokemon to Life, Team Jonas officially fails to Rival Teams Jacob and Edward, Cubs Refuse to Win Anymore Burt Zhu junior “I feel we agreed too quickly on it. There’s not enough fighting.” James Gruett senior “I hate it. I wish the needy would fix their health problems via osmosis.” Emily Wyatt campus minister “I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” April Fools Justin Bieber Starting New Career In Rap 6 April 16, 2010 Jake Swanson staff reporter Chaos is the only word that can be used to describe the United States, as crazed teen girls commit countless crimes in the name of love. Earlier this week, pop sensation and one man boy band leader Justin Bieber, released that after working with Ludacris, he has decided to pursue an illustrious new career as a hardcore gangster rapper. Claiming to be inspired by Ludacris’ amazing style, Bieber has decided to leave his pop music behind. Girls around the country are creating mobs, calling Bieber a traitor to the cause. Protesters are standing in silent protest in front of his house and his recording studios. Picket signs bearing antirap messages in hand, protester have been growing increasingly violent. Bieber has begun recording his first rap of his new career. The song is called “cheatin’ on pop.” It illustrates how he decided to betray his girly image and become a man. Cheatin’ on pop will be released next month and is expected to be a major hit, but some hope that he fails in this rapping thing that Bieber is set on doing. People around the world wonder how Bieber could possibly succeed in the rap business, with his unusually high pitched voice. Bieber is going to be undergoing grueling throat surgery to make his voice deeper and huskier. Bieber also will be having Akon shoot him through the shoulder, in order to gain street cred, and be accepted by all gangsters worldwide. Justin Bieber recently released his life story saying, “it was tough for me growing up in a rich family, getting everything I want.” And Bieber goes on to say that his family is responsible for making him the thug he is today. The world is now just waiting in anticipation of a CD that will decide the fate of tween girls nation-wide. Extra security has been assigned to malls throughout the nations to hold back the waves of angered young girls, driven mad by Bieber’s new style. Police have sent out guidelines for the control and defense against these girls, and the guns have been turned to stun. Whether the CD works out for Bieber or not, one thing is for sure, the fate of the entire world has been altered irreversibly. If the CD is a hit, the fans will praise him for his bold choice. If the CD is failure in the slightest Bieber will be placed on the hot seat and will be to blame for all violence that results from his choice. A lot of pressure to place on a sixteen year old boy, the question is, is he up for it? Parents everywhere are wondering how this will affect their own children, because while Bieber may keep his lyrics strictly PG, the same cannot be said for other members of this rapidly growing genre. The fear is that after their kids’ idol, Justin Bieber, has moved over to “the dark side,” their kids might begin to slowly begin to justify listening to 50 Cent, Eminem or Snoop Dogg. With all this controversy and excitement, there is only one thing people can do, wait. Teens develop Potter Magic Powers Overnight Allyson Koziol staff reporter Recently, spouts of disturbing occurrences have flooded the web. Children are attacking school books, known bullies suddenly are unable to walk properly, and two-faced teachers who can’t talk straight. Parents are suddenly afraid to tell their kids that dessert can’t come before the main meal. These unusual findings are scattered across the United States, and seem to have originated in one Florida boarding school, The Bolles School. The school was unable to comment, considering their principal was to busy cleaning up mysterious swamps in the hallways. At first, cover-ups were issued for all incidents, but with more happening each day, they have failed and have since leaked into mainstream news. Kids and teens are now coming forward, claiming they have magical abilities and can perform spells found in the Harry Potter series, written by J. K. Rowling. Following the lead, the episodes can be linked to spells found in the seven novels. These spells include: the Bat-Bogey Hex, the Leg-Locker Curse and the Jelly Leg Jinx. Protestors say the kids causing the attacks should be locked up in a mental facility, claiming that the magic is staged and just for attention. Days later, the same protestors disappeared mysteriously and reappeared with no recollection of what had occurred. “It’s awesome!” Michael Johnson said, a student attending the Bolles School. “I was at school one day and the teacher was yelling at us for lying. I was thinking about how much she was like Dolores Umbridge and suddenly she turned into a toad!” School books are also a victim of attacks. “The books are Horcruxes, everyone knows that. They’re dangerous in the wrong hands! They can damage our minds and make us believe terrible things!” Colin Avery said, while assaulting his Calculus book. The increase of magical abilities among teens has sparked anger into the hearts of those “nonmagical” folks, otherwise known as muggles. Angry civilians have taken desperate measures to obtain magical abilities. Some have thrown themselves off of cliffs into toxic waste to try and gain powers. Others have attempted spider bites and even electrocution. Nothing seems to work for these poor muggles. Their lives will continue to be void of magic, except for those around them with the talent. Flaunting these gifts in front of muggles is not advised. They have become violent and may rise up against the new witches and wizards. However, how can plain, boring, non-magical people stand up to their awe-inspiring power? Adults have always told kids that magic does not exist. So, to all you wizard-hatingmuggle-loving-too-grown-up-tobelieve adults: “The best of us must sometimes eat our words.” – Dumbledore A P R I L F O O L S A P Psychic Misreads Fortune on Purpose R I L Kayla Condello staff reporter Dema Destiny Divinelle, New Jersey horoscope writer, has been found guilty on multiple murder and assault charges for withholding her psychic visions. Divinelle writes horoscopes for an obscure New Jersey newspaper and is a certified fortune teller. Her newspaper is one of thousands that have adopted the horoscope trend after seeing teenagers flock to newsstands and websites to read their future and be advised by psychic strangers. The amount of followers has increased over the years as the economy has fallen. Besides their love life, the lower to upper classes have been searching for financial advice and predictions of luck. After years of leading her soul children to their destined paths, she slowly descended into a dangerous and devastating fetish. Divinelle began divining the futures of her readers and specifically placing instructions in her column that would lead them astray. One reader, Obi Livious, was searching for her horoscope on the fated morning. “I was reading the horoscope for Taurus,” Livious said, “and followed the directions. I was told that my love life would greatly improve if I would lie down in the street and tell anyone who came to help me to leave.” Livious was approached by three men who asked if she needed help, but ignored them all. She was then run over by an oncoming parade float that had been chartered for the antisuicide parade. Divinelle admitted to having actually divined that Taurus should be cautious of advisors and accept help whenever offered. Livious was not the only casualty. The column suggested that Pisces should avoid the smell of their counterparts, fish. Multiple residents of the oceanside city were found collapsed in the street from the lack of oxygen as they held their breath. The FBI stated that evidence was beginning to uncover a motive. Each of the targeted astrological signs, Taurus and Pisces, are not compatible with Gemini, Divinelle’s sign. When confronted, Divinelle attempted escape by cursing the officers who were chasing her through the streets. The officers were worried and paused to check themselves for any fatal wounds. Once proved healthy, they continued the pursuit. However, bystanders took cover in fear of having their toes cursed into falling off. “I thought it would be fun!” Divinelle cried as she was locked behind bars. F O O L S clusive: Botanists Offended by the Terms “Greenhouse Gases”, PETA wORKER iLLEGALLY sETS bUFFALO wILD wINGS fREE, Pack of Runners Stampede Family Picnic - Three Injured, Random Stra X Straight from the Bolts “How do you feel about the current Health Care issue?” INTERVIEWS AND PHOTOS BY JAKE SWANSON Desiree Hackel Gabby Bruckner “Great. I love giving away free money.” “Maybe Obama should just zip his lip like a padlock.” freshman sophomore Entertainment april 16, 2010 9 AMERICA’S FAVORITE TOYS AT IT AGAIN STRUCK DOWN BY WORDS Kelsey Wieser bound student should be easy to relate to especially for high school students going through exactly the same thing when the Director Lee Unkrich film premieres. has created numerous successful The gang is excited in Disney and Pixar movies over the the beginning to find the new past couple years. He first began possibility of being played with his career with the ever-popular again after having spent years in Toy Story back in Andy’s toy chest and 1995. Since than, are eagerly welcomed Unkrich has directed by the other toys of flourishing pictures Sunny Side, though not such as A Bug’s all the toys are really Life, Toy Story 2, who they appear to be. Monsters Inc. and Troubles soon arise Finding Nemo. The and the toys fight to 42-year old child stay together and keep at heart is at it once their motto of “no toy again with the triquel being left behind” as to the Toy Story they search for a way trilogy, destined to out to reach Andy and hit theatres June home before he leaves 18, 2010 in Disney for college. Digital and Imax 3D. Disney and Woody, Buzz Pixar surely have Buzz and Woody, the film’s partners in fun. and the gang is on another hit on their an all-new, hilarious hands as the story adventure. Over ten years have the world a view of daycare the should have everyone interested passed since the release of Toy world has never seen before from as the plot unfolds and as always, Story 2 and the movie’s characters a toy’s point of view. there are plenty of laughs along have changed over time. Andy, Tom Hanks, Joan Cusak, the way. It is sure to be a hit with now nearing 18, is off to college Wallace Shawn and Tim Allen are all ages, even those who have into the great big world. The all returning voices, portraying found themselves to have grown toys fear their fate and what is to their loyal characters, Woody, a few years since the first Toy happen to them. Throughout the Jessie, Rex and Buzz. The movie story. years Andy has let his toys collect When June 18th, rolls dust in the toy chest, but never will be a taste of old and new when adding in the voices of Ned around the theaters will surely could bring himself to throw out Beatty, Lots-O’-Huggin Bear, be busy as the audience watches his old friends. With pressure Michael Keaton, voicing Ken, Woody and the gang in what is from his mom, Andy decides to and Tim Dalton, playing Mr. assumed to be the final adventure. donate the toys to Sunny Side, a Pricklepants. The characters have not changed, local daycare where the toys find In this Toy Story movie, they are still the same loyal new adventures with a batch of we see more of Andy and his friends and toys from ten years all-new characters. family as he prepares himself ago and that will be a sturdy The returning characters, for college. The transition of factor in helping to make Toy Woody, Buzz, Mr. and Mrs. Potato a young teenager to a collegeStory 3 a strong triquel. Head, Rex, Ham, Slinky Dog and staff reporter Jessie the Cowgirl are joined by Stretch the purple octopus and Lots-O’-Huggin Bear, a jumbo pink fluffy teddy bear. Also joining is an ascot-wearing Ken doll, Trixie the dinosaur, Buttercup the unicorn and Mr. Pricklepants the hedgehog. These characters bring about lots of laughs and show Sean Flattery PHOTO FROM KILLERFILM.COM graphics editor Sally Burt has loved writing for as long as she can remember. But when she became part of the Nebraska Writing Project, the metaphorical spark of her creative writing love took new life and roared into a towering inferno. Now, she meets twice a month in a creative writing group- preferring poetry and personal writing. In 2000, after 3 years of teaching at Pius X, the English instructor took on Senior Writing classes, transforming them into editing boards for Pius’ first ever school-wide literary magazine, Wordstruck. For six years prior to 2000, it was a class project, issued each semester. The landmark 2000 edition was primitive, as it was mimeographed instead of bound. Since then, the publication has taken flight: ten years and ten fantastic issues later, Wordstruck is still going strong. Kerri Williams, a managing editor for this year’s magazine, explains the importance of writingWordstruck by association- to teenagers: “Writing is an integral part of education. Wordstruck is a way for authors and artists alike to showcase their work and have it published.” Kerri and the rest of the editing team have been hard at work since the beginning of the year to create the best publication possible. “There is a lot of time put in by the Senior Writing classes, the managing editors, and Ms. Burt to produce Wordstruck.” Williams said. “Editors are in school on days off working on layouts, copy-editing and cleaning pages.” 2000 also marked the first year for the poetry-slam-esque Wordstruck Live! event. Senior Dustin Wuerfele is in charge of this year’s show. “I helped coordinate the event with Ms. Burt; it wouldn’t be anything without her!” he said with a laugh. “At Wordstruck Live! there are poetry readings, artwork displays, and a live band to entertain guests for the night,” Wuerfele said. “It should last around two hours. We also have an open mic segment for anyone who would like to read their work.” This year’s event takes place at 7:00 PM on Saturday, April 17. Student tickets cost $2 in advance, and $3 at the door. Adults can purchase their tickets for $4 in advance, and $5 at the door. “The atmosphere of Wordstruck Live! is very similar to a coffee shop; it is very free and emotionally open.” Wuerfele added. Scores of students submitted paintings, poems, drawings, stories, and photos; however, only a select few end up being published. “I was very impressed by the amount of talent submitted to Wordstruck this year!” Williams said. “It was difficult to narrow down the pieces but I think the work presented in the magazine this year fairly represents the talent that this year’s Pius artists have.” The theme for the 20092010 publication is Metamorphosis, because so much of the work submitted related to the progression of life and death. The Wordstruck magazine is currently available for pre-sale for $10. INternet provides kids another reason to avoid homework Rachel Hobbs staff reporter Since its creation, there has always been something alluring about the internet. The ability to communicate with anyone, anywhere, at anytime has drawn in users everywhere, at an almost dangerous rate. Often, internet usage can get out of control, even to the point of addiction. In fact, after a nationwide study, a Stanford team found that nearly one out of every eight Americans is a victim of possible addiction to the internet. The internet can cause social disorders, financial problems and it can destroy marriages and friendships. It isn’t all bad, though, because infinite amounts of knowledge can be accessed via the internet, in just minutes, not to mention the availability of enthralling games, contests, communication with friends and loved ones, and loads more. For example, Pius sophomore Kayla Malizzi enjoys the website Wikipedia, because “they have everything, and most of what they have is actually true.” There has been some speculation, however, because anyone can post information on the site, no matter if it is true or not. Malizzi was correct, though, as it was discovered that information found on Wikipedia isn’t always false. “Even if it isn’t [true], they still have other websites that you can go to that are listed at the bottom,” Malizzi said. Malizzi has found Wikipedia to be a mostlyreliable source of information for either school work or Graphic by Katie Houlden just for recreational purposes; however, she has often wasted time on the site. She said, “If I’m on it, I am (addicted), so I try not to get on.” This inability to say no to the internet and remaining online longer that intended, also happens to be one of the symptoms of internet addiction listed on netaddiction.com. According to the site, other symptoms include thinking about past internet visits, and anticipating new ones, using the internet for increasing amounts of time, feeling restless or moody when not online (only to be relieved after signing on), among others. Amanda Demuth, a junior, uses sites such as Facebook and playlist.com. She goes to Facebook to so that she can “talk to people and see if someone sent [her] a message or commented on [her] art.” Demuth tries to spend only an hour online after school, but like many, she finds herself tempted to stay on for longer periods of time. The good news is that there is plenty of help. On netaddiction.com, visitors can take a test to determine if they have any form of internet addiction. They can also read blogs and find out more about seminars and workshops on the topic. Even at-home study courses are available to users so that they can leave their compulsive internet-surfing days behind them, and other sources of treatment can be found on the site. Moderation is important when using the internet. Go online, but be sure to spend more time outside or just being with family. Entertainment 8 Here, There, and Everywhere. A column by Katie Houlden with random news about movies, goings-on in Lincoln and at Pius, and anything entertaining. it. When a popular artist writes a song, they (not to mention the label that they are signed to) are most likely concerned with the image that the song will help them to create. People who make a living writing music and performing music realize that song lyrics can give an artist an image, a certain appeal. Many of today’s artists go the route of the “bad” image. They sing about sex and partying, and they make it all sound so fun, and it sells CDs. I think that any music that isn’t genuine is very superficial. If Kesha or Lady GaGa really do love partying and hooking up, then why do they need to keep trying to convince their fans that they’re for real? Don’t get me wrong, their songs are catchy, but I would love to hear some songs that have substance. Everyone has interesting thoughts, so imagine what these women, who have the backing of record labels, could do if they were given the freedom to wirte what they really feel instead of writing what the industry expects of them. My beef isn’t only with pop singers who “like to pa-paparty, yeah”, but also singers who shamelessly tug on the heartstrings of 14 year old girls who just want to find their prince charming. Namely, Taylor Swift. Her songs are pretty and nice on the surface, but has she really felt all of those emotions? If so, were the feelings all for the same person, or have there been several “pictures to burn”? Swift seems like a lovely girl, but she’s also smart, and there’s a good chance that she’s laughing all the way to the bank after writing her songs. Pop music is fun to listen to and even more fun to dance to, and if an artist is just in it for the fame and the money, then more power to them if they know how to get it. But when it comes to music, I prefer the real stuff. You know, from the heart and such. Lied center leads the way Austin Safranek staff reporter He has received numerous awards, including the Avery Fisher Prize (1978), the Glenn Gould Prize (1999), the National Medal of the Arts (2001), the Dan David Prize (2006), the Sonning Prize (2006) and the World Economic Forum’s Crystal Award (2008). Another high profile performance, Broadway’s, “The Wizard of Oz,” came to Lincoln on April tenth and eleventh. T h e original Broadway show was adapted from Frank L. Baum’s, “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz,” where it ran for a period of three Yo-Yo Ma, one of the high profile Lied Center years, from 1901performers. 1904. Since then, a number of other teacher was Leonard Rose at the literary adaptations have been Juilliard School of Music. He made, most notably, the 1939 sought out a traditional liberal film adaptation. arts education to expand upon his The Moscow Ballet will conservatory training, graduating also be performing, “Sleeping from Harvard University in Beauty,” on April 30. 1976. PHOTO FROM NEWTON.COM The Lied Center for Performing Arts has seen a recent uptick in the high profile performances. Several weeks ago, world renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma performed in Lincoln . Yo-Yo Ma has created more than 75 albums, including 15 Grammy winners, reflecting wide ranging interests. He has made several successful recordings that defy categorization, among them, “Hush,” with Bobby McFerrin, “Appalachia Waltz and Appalachian Journey” with Mark O’Connor and Edgar Meyer and two Grammy-winning tributes to the music of Brazil , “Obrigado Brazil” and “Obrigado Brazil Live in Concert.” Yo-Yo Ma’s most recent recordings include “Paris: La Belle Epoque,” with pianist Kathryn Stott, “Appassionato,” which contains some of the world’s most romantic music, and “New Impossibilities,” a live album recorded with the Silk Road Ensemble and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. Ma was born in 1955 to Chinese parents living in Paris . He began to study the cello with his father at age 4 and soon came with his family to New York , where he spent most of his formative years. Later, his principal Straight from the bolts Sparking interest Holly Stejskal staff reporter It is impossible to turn anywhere without seeing something Nicolas Sparks related. Whether it is the hundreds of young women carrying around one of his books or almost every 5 minutes one of his books is turned into a movie. Actually five of his books have been made into hit movies such as The Notebook, Nights in Rodanthe , Dear John and A walk to remember just to name a few. It seems like escaping Nicolas Sparks is an almost impossible task. His book The Last Song has also been eaten up by Hollywood and is currently in a Theater near you. It stars Miley Cyrus; she is a young teen girl who is shipped to live with her single dad for the summer and falls in love with a local boy. Spark’s novels are quick reads and easy to follow. His main characters normally face the common perils of life like, divorce, death of a spouse or the realties of a lost love. His books share many common plots and story lines. The coast of North Carolina is a common location for many of Sparks’ books. His works love and tragedy into his stories. His books are quite an easy read that still leaves most readers satisfied. The Notebook is one of Nicolas Sparks’ most notable books turned movie. The movie in theater did average in sales opening at number 4 back in 2004. By word of mouth the movie became a classic romantic comedy. If you ask any teenaged girl she has probably seen it multiple times and stills cries every time she watches it. Junior Camrie Seier said “I think The Notebook is the ultimate love story. According to thenumbers. com The Notebook DVD has WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTDOOR ACTIVITY? “Biking.” “Swimming!” “Picnics.” Catherine Berrick Shelby Condello “Flying with Mr. Cox.” Mike Aylward Haley Vrbka freshman sophomore junior senior grossed about $750,000 this year already, making total sales since its release in 2006 over $ 15,000,000 with the price still grossing. Dyaln Knobbe said “I did not like The Notebook at first, but now I really like watching it.” Sparks books and movies may seem to be geared more to young women ,with all PHOTO FROM HBG-INTERNATIONAL.COM Music is my passion. I know, it’s a cliche, but it’s true. I absolutely love listening to music and playing music and, well, you get the point. I think the majority of the population loves music. Never have I met someone who claimed to dislike music. Our favorite songs coexist in our minds, creating perfect soundtracks to our experiencs. People have the tendency to get caught up in music; it gets stuck in our heads, affects our moods, and can bring memories rushing back. Listening to a song isn’t an inactive, uninvolved activity. Even if music is on in the background of other activities, it is still at least somewhat absorbed into the brain. Music is such a beautiful, powerful thing, and I believe it’s important not to misuse it. So many popular songs are incredibly sexually explicit. There are songs that are about drinking, drugs, sleeping around, you name it, there’s a song for april 16, 2010 the romance and lovey dovey story lines but with many of his stories coming from a mans point of view his stories could be enjoyed by men and women. His novel are very quick reads and easy to follow. Sparks uses a very straight forward tone but with just enough fluff not to make it over bearing. Nicolas Sparks is actually an Omaha native. He sometimes sneaks Nebraska into his novels for example, being the hometown as one of his character in Message in a Bottle. Love him or hate him Nicolas Sparks is here to stay. With sixteen novels under his belt and a new one in the works Sparks making a statement in the literary world. Sparks’ books have made the New York time best sellers list multiple times. Right now he currently has two books on the paper back seller list, Dear John and the Last Song. INTERVIEWS AND PHOTOS BY SARAH BENAL AND ALLISON KOZIOL “Watching corn grow.” Fr. Miller theology teacher SPORTS April 16, 2010 11 Former Pius team mates set to Husker nation will see reunite on volleyball court new faces at spring game Olivia Vrbka copy editor Natalie Braun and Elle Ross thought they would never be playing in the back row of a volleyball court together again. They spent the summer after Braun graduated in 2009 playing sand volleyball, sure they would never be on a court playing side-byside after that year. Braun, a Pius graduate and Ross, who will graduate from Pius in May, got to experience being Class B volleyball state champions together two years consecutively—in 2007 and 2008. According to Ross, winning State was “almost indescribable.” She said, “Once I took home the state title, I got greedy. I just wanted to win again.” Playing for Coach Jake Moore and with such talented girls as Braun, Leigh Connot, Lauren Cook, Allie Falter and Mollie Lacy made her Pius volleyball experience what it was. Braun was motivated on the court by former players such as Pam Jarrett and Alexis Edwards. “Those two especially taught me what it was like to work hard every day while being a leader at the same time. As I got older and my roles changed I really tried to impersonate what they were in the years past,” Braun said. Ross came to see early on how much of a team sport volleyball is, especially with Braun. “[Natalie] plays with passion all the time. It was so easy for me to fall into my position as libero my junior year because she was so easy to play with. Because of how disciplined of a player she was, it was easy for me to be an integral part of the team,” Ross said. Braun saw in Ross immediately a dependable attitude on the court. She spoke fondly of Ross’s determination and confidence: “It seemed like we instantly hit it off on the court. I feel like [Elle and I] shared the [same] attitude when it came to digging balls in the back row. I loved that she wasn’t afraid to stick her nose in there and make plays. I always had a sense of comfort when I knew Elle was standing next to me on the court.” Braun signed to play at Division I Furman University in Greenville, South Carolina for her 2009 freshman year. She started every game. “I know it sounds cliché, but the minute I stepped onto the campus I knew it was the school for me. It had everything I was looking for: a smaller Division I school, tough academics and a volleyball program that I could make an impact in right away,” Braun said. Her freshman year had a tough preseason schedule. “Playing teams like Michigan State and Clemson prepared us for our conference schedule,” Braun said. They completed their regular season conference schedule undefeated; setting the school record for wins in a row and wins in a season. Furman hosted last year for the first time ever the Southern Conference (SoCon) tournament, but unfortunately lost in the championship game. They finished with an RPI in the top 50 and just barely missed getting an at-large bid to the NCAA tournament. When Braun came back to Lincoln over Christmas break, Ross spoke with her about her indecision for her college volleyball career. As of December, Ross hadn’t received serious offers from any schools that she really liked. Braun told her coach, Michelle Young, about Ross. Young came and saw her play in February and offered Ross a scholarship immediately following the game. Ross visited in March and “loved it.” “Mr. Moore helped me a lot in deciding that it was the right fit for me. It’s hard not to love it there considering it’s like seventy degrees and gorgeous there the majority of the time. I always wanted to go far away and it also has a great law school, which is what I’m planning on pursuing. It was a doublebonus-triple score that I had someone there that I knew. I know it’ll make the transition like twenty times easier,” Ross said. Ross looks forward to the experience at Furman. From her future coach to future teammates, she anticipates it all. She looks forward to the beautiful Southern weather and the law school at Furman. Ross and Braun can’t wait to be reunited on the court. Austin Safranek staff reporter The University of Nebraska is on the downhill side of spring football practice. With just five practices to go until the annual red-white spring game, fewer than 15,000 tickets remain. In these closing days of spring practice, much of the focus has been on filling the shoes of some critical positions left vacant by graduation. Although it promises to be stronger than ever, the secondary has to replace starters Matt O’Hanlon and Larry Asante at the safety spots, not to mention filling the shoes of Heisman finalist and prospective first round draft pick Ndamukong Suh. The Blackshirts tout a brand new defensive scheme this season, neatly coined “The Peso.” Despite the catchy appellative, the defense the Huskers run this year will be basically the same as the defensive scheme that strangled high powered Oklahoma, Arizona and Texas last year. On the offensive side of the ball, little remains set in stone, least of all at the quarterback position. With last year’s starter, Zach Lee injured, there remains heated competition for the starting job. The two clear candidates are sophomore Cody Green and redshirt freshman Taylor Martinez. Green saw limited snaps last season, coming in only after Lee was pulled. Martinez has impressed the coaches this spring with his poise and athleticism. He has shown blazing speed, running a 4.47 in the 40-yard dash. In addition to the considerable depth at quarterback, other facets of the offense promise to be stronger than ever as well. The Huskers return two starting running backs, senior Roy Helu Jr. and sophomore Rex Burkhead, who had a stellar season as a true freshman. The phenom from Plano, Texas, bulked up to 210 pounds for spring football practice. He’s sharing time with senior Roy Helu and fellow sophomore Dontrayevous Robinson. If the end of 2009 provides an indication, Burkhead will get plenty of carries next season. He rushed 52 times in the Huskers’ final three games - nearly twice the attempts given to 1,100-yard rusher Helu - after Burkhead returned from a broken bone in his right foot that cost him five games. Niles Paul also returns for his senior season as wide receiver, along with fellow senior Mike McNeill. A host of top recruits plan to be at the Red-White game this year including Brett Hundley (Chandler, Ariz.), defensive tackle Todd Peat (Tempe, Ariz.), defensive tackle Isiah Norton (Dallas), linebacker Rob Hankins (Dallas) running back Rob Standard (St. Louis), defensive end Jalen Grimble (Las Vegas), offensive tackle Christian Westerman (Chandler, Ariz.) and running back Aaron Green (San Antonio). Girls tennis hopes to rebulid program during 2010 season Stacie Hecker editor-in-chief The Pius X girl’s tennis team is gearing up to be some of the best players in the state. Girl’s tennis has been known for their outstanding records and making it to State for many years now. In recent years, the program has begun to deteriorate and fall and needs repair. But not to fear. In an attempt to bring back that powerhouse and rebuild the program, the team has been exerting themselves for months now. Junior Abby Zimmerman said, “We worked hard off season so we’d be ready when it came. Now we work hard in season.” Junior Ally Pryor added, “We weight lift twice a week in addition to practice. To get bulked up.” Not that there weren’t any set backs in the preseason. With the horrid winter weather it was tough for the team to get some quality practice in. After scooping the snow from the courts for three days, “we lost time for practice and so we moved to the gym, which was not very productive,” Pryor recalled. And the season so far has been very good. Only losing to Beatrice by one point, “It’s probably the closest we’ve come to defeating them for a long time,” Zimmerman said. Pryor said, “We did as well as we could, but just fell short.” With Elkhorn and Skutt as the girls’ other rivals, there will be some epic battles fought on the courts. But it won’t get any easier from here on out. “We have to work hardest at Districts to make it to State this year,” Zimmerman commented. “This year our record counts toward our ranking,” Pryor said. Previously, there were no Districts for tennis. Now with ten teams contending at Districts for the top four spots to earn their shot at the State title, the competition has become quite heated. But they aren’t worried, Zimmerman showed confidence in the team and summed up the overall thoughts on the season when she said, “We have good team unity with strong senior leaders. And we work really hard. I think we’re going to do well.” Straight from the bolts “What Do You Think About Tiger Woods Returning To Golf?” Josh Houlden freshman “He should just stay out of golf.” Michaela Maguire Jessie Smith Kiki Linebaugh “He should maybe stay away for awhile before coming back.” “I don’t care. Golf is dumb.” “I would be afraid to show my face in public.” sophomore junior senior Tim Aylward athletic director “He is the best golfer in the world, he should be playing.” INTERVIEWS AND PHOTOS BY KAYLA CONDELLO & SARAH BENAL SPORTS Pius Athletes adding LAcrosse to long lists of sports 10 the defending state champions. The team is now in a three way tie for first place in staff reporter their division with a 6-1 record. The team’s new outlook is due to both the players’ Student-athletes are easily gained experience and the new coaches. recognizable walking through the Pius X They seem to have adjusted to hallways or in those of any high school. All the fast and physical world of lacrosse one has to do is pick out the kids wearing as it should be played. Lincoln itself is their letter jackets or the sweatshirts still new to the idea of lacrosse, having declaring whatever sport they participate introduced the sport about five years in. Even in just their lovely uniforms, their ago as a YMCA sport, played purely for faces can still be identified due to the large enjoyment by groups of pre-teen boys. amount of posters plastered around the Then, three years ago, it turned school. into a high school sport, combining However, there are eight students players from schools around Lincoln, walking these halls who are not recognized including seventh and eight graders, for for the sport they play. Juniors Tom Gillan, a junior varsity team. This will be only their second year as a Varsity team, playing other high school teams around the Midwest. With the new head coach, Nate Hoeckelman, they have taken another step to becoming one of the best in the Midwest. Hoeckelman, was the coach for the University of Nebraska at Lincoln’s club lacrosse team. Tyler Rawley, associate head coach, played lacrosse in college. They are also joined by two volunteer coaches, both of whom are former college lacrosse players. They have helped the team grow and improve with their college-level experience. This is especially great for the Pius members, who have all expressed an interest in taking their game to The Lincoln lacrosse team breaks the huddle before the start of a game. Photo by Norma Volkmer another level. Just because these lacrosse players don’t a junior varsity team this year. The depth wear warm-ups, get letter jackets or have Joe Naumann and TJ Westfall, sophomores helped stave off a late comeback by Omaha posters featuring their names and faces Ashton Jones, Riley Giesler and Austin Westside on March 27, as the team went on plastered everywhere around the school Niemann and freshman Matt Vagts and for their second win. doesn’t mean they aren’t athletes of their Grey Giesler are members of the Lincoln Their lone loss is to Millard West, own choosing. The sport they play is Lacrosse Rampage. unknown, yes, but won’t be for long. Norma Volkmer “The season’s looking really good,” R Giesler said. “Our new coach has really got us doing what we need to do at practice to prepare for games.” Their season began March 13 against Papillion in a resounding victory of 7-2. The win was the first not only of the season but of the past two years since Lincoln started their lacrosse team with players from all of the city high schools. The victory marks the beginning of both a new season and a new era. The team is looking forward to an exciting season, according to many of the players. They are very solid, with some nice depth on the bench due to the lack of Tiger Returns to masters Patrick Murphy sports editor The 2010 PGA masters in Augusta Georgia concluded this past weekend and it was one that many people may be remembering for a long time. The $7,000,000 grand prize and Green Jacket went to who is now three time winner Phil Mickelson. Mickelson finished the three rounds 1 under par while Lee Westwood of England finished 13 under par. Augusta would also be the stomping ground for Tiger Woods who made the Masters his first appearance since the mistress scandals and being in rehab. Woods told the press that he needs to clean up his act out on the golf course. He said that cussing, making big gestures and throwing clubs isn’t part of the game and he needs to stop. During the first days of the Masters Woods seemed to be doing fine and kept his composure and cool for the most part. It seemed like Tiger wasn’t being the Tiger he used to be. On the final days of the Masters Woods stared three behind the leader. As he drove his first ball on the final day the frustration set in as Tiger let his club fall to the ground after hooking the shot left. As the day went on Tiger seemed to go more down hill. While commentary was on him one could hear him talking to himself and cussing at his mistakes. It seems as if Tiger didn’t remember what he had said just a few days prior. If Tiger keeps up the act he is putting on now it seems that he will be ruining his career as the worlds greatest golfer one stroke at a time. April 16, 2010 Allyson Koziol staff reporter Baseball: Varsity boys lost their first game to Lincoln Southwest, 6-5. Recently, they have played against Nebraska City. Currently, the boys are 4-5.Their next game is in Ralston on April 17 at 1 PM. Boys Soccer: The varsity soccer team is rated 2nd this season. The team had their first game on March 25 with a 4-2 win against Mount Michael Benedictine This season they are 4-1. They have their next game on April 20 versus Beatrice. Girls Soccer: The girl’s soccer team started out with a 3-0 win against Omaha Duchesne Academy. They are currently ranked 8th. So far this season, the girls are 2-3. Their next game is against Millard North on April 17. Track & Field: The track and field teams have been working hard this season. Varsity had their first meet on March 19 at Lincoln High. On April 15, they attended an invite at Elkhorn. Their next meet is on April 22 at Lincoln High. Boys Golf: The JV and Varsity teams golfed against Waverly for the first match of the season. Varsity had their first invite at Beatrice on March 25. The next invite is on April 29 for the Lincoln Southeast Capitol City invite. Girls Tennis: Varsity tennis had an away match against Southeast on April 15, while JV faced them on the home court. The next match is on April 20 in Crete Is Nebraska WesleyaN UNiversity rIght for you? 6HHIRU\RXUVHOI Take a virtual tour then set up a personal campus visit at nebrwesleyan.edu. Nebraska Wesleyan University | 5000 St. Paul Ave. | Lincoln back page 12 April 16, 2010 Breaking News: Administration adds days, postpones graduation of the LPS school board, soon became just that, features editor a miraculous mirage. Second semester With the end of the has been one of incredible school year approaching, luck for Pius students. teachers have become more With snow days causing a and more strained when much extended Christmas dealing with plans for the holiday, and getting a few rest of the year, and their more free days thrown anxiety has been showing in later just for kicks in and out of the classroom. with no threat of being Since the five forced to make them up snow days at the start of seemed like a delicious the semester, there had delusion that seemed been growing concern way too good to be true. among teachers that there The only just won’t be enough time downside in sight was no to finish their scheduled Bishop’s day off, but there curriculum. A few agitated is no question as to which parents even called the students would prefer: one school and scheduled day off from the bishop, meetings with Principal versus a whopping five free Tom Korta to discuss their days filled with glorious, concern about the 43 missed homework-free, hot hours of possible education cocoa sipping activities. lost for their children. That seemingly Teachers have miraculous mirage of five been increasingly spotted limitless days, compliments displaying signs of the strain Michelle O’Donnell and tension throughout the classrooms and halls of Pius. Fr. Joseph Faulkner has been constantly red in the face since the end of third quarter, and Spanish teachers Katie Hayes and Tracey Chapelle have been heard mumbling in rapid Spanish while walking through the halls. Despite Korta’s initial refusal to acquiesce the demand voiced by teachers and parents, students throughout Pius jovially walked through the halls knowing there would be no makeup days, while ten blocks down the road students at Lincoln East, and every other LPS school, were being inhumanely forced to wake up even earlier and stay later than the regular dismissal for two weeks to make up for the snow days missed. Students across the board are in raptures. “If we were forced to stay later than normal dismissal time, I would be still stuck in AP Calc right now, counting the times my class could distract Mr. Burns into telling us some fairly interesting story that had nothing to do with calculus at all,” said senior Anna Henrichsen while meticulously lining up M&M’s in alphabetical rows and color coded columns. “I have more orange than either red or purple, today’s going to be a bad day,” she added. Like most good things, however, this false sense of security students had lulled themselves into has come to an abrupt and painful stop. “After a lofty amount of complaints about so many missed school days, something had to be done to placate the teachers and parents worrying about students missing out on material. After several administration and school board meetings, we have decided to add [five] more days of school at the end of this year,” Principal Tom Korta explained. Instead of school letting out for the summer on May 27, students will be required to attend classes until June 3. Finals will take place June 1-3 for all underclassmen, and seniors are not exempt from this extension. All senior finals have been moved to the 25-26 of May. However, the biggest news coming from this change is the date of graduation is being moved back to the following Sunday, May 30. The five added days of school will give teachers and parents peace of mind. With all the extra time to fit in their scheduled curriculum, there should be no problem for students to miss out on any material. With all the extra time, some teachers are even deciding to go ahead and cover advanced material that will be included on end of the year’s final exam. However, that which furnishes joy to teachers and parents synonymously presents students with a bleak outlook for the rest of the year. “I was completely outraged when I heard they were adding extra days,” said senior Michelle O’Donnell, “But then I remembered I made the whole thing up for April Fool’s.” Straight from the bolts: April Fools! What is your all time favorite April Fool’s Day prank? Sr. Anne Marie I heard about this boyfriend who broke up with his girlfriend on April 1st. She thought he was kidding...but he wasn’t. Mr. Anderson I love the mystery of the 3rd pig. Buy 3 pigs and number them one, two and four. Release them somwhere. When one, two and four are accounted for, watch everyone freak out about number three. Classic and cerebral. Fr. Kipper When I was little, my mom would give lolipops to my class. Before, she would change the wrappers so they were different flavors. Laura McGahan Clear Saran Wrap on the toilet seat always works. Also you can put a rubber band around the sink sprayer so the person who turns it on gets all wet. Valerie Dodds Mary Sullivan My parakeets died on April Fool’s Day. My brother came down to tell me and I didn’t believe him! I’m writing a fake Hogwarts acceptance letter to my boyfriend. Sara Vondracek Hannah Schinkel I remember every year in grade school somebody would put a farting machine on the teacher’s chair. Once my dad got up in the middle of the night and changed all of the alarms to go off at 3 in the morning. Photos and Interviews by Mairead Safranek
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