May - Lincoln Junior High School

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Staff Page
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Co-Editor Page
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Co-Assistant Editor Page
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Ask The President Column
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The Month May
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8th Grade 1st Hour Wills
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8th Grade 1st Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 2nd Hour Wills
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8th Grade 2nd Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 2nd Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 3rd Hour Wills
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8th Grade 3rd Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 3rd Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 3rd Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 4th Hour Wills
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8th Grade 4th Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 4th Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 5th Hour Wills
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8th Grade 5th Hour Wills Continued
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8th Grade 5th Hour Wills Cont’d. and Mrs. Podbelsek’s
8th Grade Student Wills
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8th Grade Ms. Osborn’s Wills
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Contest
24
Famous Birhtdays
25
May Holidays
26
Mind Benders
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Fruit Pizza
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8th Grade Funny Stories
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Mazes
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LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Co-Editor’s Page
Hello LJHS! As you may or may not know, this will be the last edition of Circuit Rider for
the rest of the year! (Sad day!) But don't be sad, be glad. (Took me forever to think of that.)
This Circuit Rider will probably be the best of the year! Do you know why? The answer is because the 8th grade wills are in this Edition!!!!!!!!! If you are a 6th or a 7th grader, you have a
chance to be given something from one of your amazing 8th graders. Don’t forget to look at
some of the other pages like May Holidays or May Birthdays. There are many things you can do
on this Circuit Rider like the Maze page. During the summer if you are bored and don't have
something to do you can still look at the May edition of Circuit Rider. You can also look at any
of the previous editions by going to
(http://www.lincolnjhs.com/). This will be my final report.
P.S. If you jump out of a plane while eating worms, you will be popular.
Your Co-Editor,
Ryan Crawley
Oh! Hello there! I didn’t see you come in. I was just finishing “A Tale of Cities.” It’s
a good thing I came prepared with this Circuit Rider. Sadly, it is the last one. Fortunately,
it is the best one. You win some, you lose some. My heart cries out to you wonderful
readers. “Why must this end,” my heart says. I have collected the best of our reporters
and page creators. Try the Mindbenders, see who has a birthday this month, or just read
our fabulous wills.
P.S All good things must come to an end. Except for pudding.
The best Co-Editor,
Zac McCray
Dear LJHS,
This school year is almost over, which means the 8th graders are
graduating and going to high school! Good luck to the 8th graders over at
the high school! And good luck to everyone who is coming back to LJHS! You
guys are going to like this edition! We’ve got our 8th grade wills and testimonies, Ask the President Column, and much, much more! Hope everyone
likes our Circuit Riders this year, I know I had a lot of fun being able to
make this for everyone!
Life is like drawing without an eraser, it is what you make it.
-Carrissa Richmond :)
Dear LJHS,
Good afternoon everybody. We are all here for one main reason…… wait a minute, this isn't Graduation. This is THE LAST EDITION OF CIRCUIT RIDER ( May Edition if you didn't know). We
have a very special Edition because we have the 8th Grade Wills,
the Ask President Column, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!!! Good Luck
to all upcoming 6th, 7th, and 8th Graders. To all upcoming 8th
Graders, I hope you join Circuit Rider and write newsworthy editions as well as we did (In your Dreams).
Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
-Kyle Ramlow
Q. From Mrs. Cusey– Are you ready for the most important speech?
A. Yes, I am ready for the most important speech.
Q. From John Smith– What was the WORST part of 8th Grade?
A. The worst part of 8th Grade was walking up and down the stairs.
Q. From K233– What was the BEST part of 8th Grade?
A. The best part of 8th Grade was Circuit Rider
Q. From Tony Hopper– Do you have Body Guards?
A. Yes, they are secret. There names are Ryan Crawley and Zac McCray.
Q. From Happy Camper– What is your full name in a Parallel Universe?
A. Wolmar Naed Elyk
Q. From Mumbo Jumbo– Can LIGHT defeat DARKNESS?
A. YES! Every time!
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
The COLOR of the Month is——————-Indigo
The WORD of the Month is——————–Fantastic
The FOOD of the Month is——————–Pancakes
The DAY of the Month is——————— National Tap Dance Day (May 25)
The ANIMAL of the Month is————–— Flamingo
The VEGETABLE of the Month is———— Corn
The LETTER of the Month is—————–Y
The SUPERHERO of the Month is———– The Hulk
The NAME of the Month is——————– Peggy
The PHRASE of the Month is————–— Hey, Psssst…….. Carrissa, Hey.
The NUMBER of the Month is——–——--75,971,979,607,917
The FRUIT of the month is—————— Apple
Ryan Crawley
I, Hasina Dukes, being of sound mind and body, do
I, Trevor Beavers, of no mind and full body hereby
will the following items: my awesome beard to Nolan
Hullinger for good looks. I will my sweet hairstyle to
Quentin Bone. I will my good grades to Austin Gray.
I will my good math skills to Mr. Jones.
I, Koby Bottrell, will my Track captain spot to Tate
Sloan. I will my dodgeball skill to Titus Cannon. I will
my experience of never breaking a bone to Alex
Linares. I will my technology smarts to Mrs. Workman. I will all of my time I spent at the Junior High to
the incoming sixth graders.
I, Cody Burrell, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the following: to Mrs. Schick, all the
detentions you wrote on me. To Evan Miller, I give
you my soccer skills. TO Damian the ability to not
hide in the back in dodgeball. To Mr. Jones, all my
homework. To Mrs. Lee, my Charlee Bone books. To
Mrs. Schick, all my good grades. To Kodia, I wish luck
in 7th and 8th grade. TO Mrs. Workman, I leave my
photo story. To any poor 7th grader, I leave my lockers. TO Mr. Workman I leave my hair. But, the memories are coming with me. Good-bye, have fun next
year!
hereby bequeath my height to Justin Ruff, because you
really need to shrink! I give my amazing class schedule
to Katlynn Tutter. My wonderful P.E. clothes go to
Alyssa Barger! Haha, have fun with that Lyss. I will my
sense of humor to Emma Cline. To Erika D’Zenkunskus,
my teachers! To Mr. Lanning, I give my wonderful
smile. I will my running ability to Coach Oz! To Drew
Bacon, I will you my amazing dodgeball skills. TO Lexi
Clark, I leave my amazing advice giving! And lastly, I
leave my amazing looks to Alex Linares!
I, Tyler Ferguson., being of sound mind, and body, do
hereby bequeath my sweaty gym clothes to Seth
Turley. I will my dodgeball skills which are better than
his, to Quentin Bone; I will my 7th grade floor locker, to
Max Landers. To the 6th graders I leave all my jokes. I
will every one of the teachers my undone homework.
I, Nate Gleason, leave my squeaky shoes to Mr.
Jones. I leave my good math skills to Mrs. Jones and
my high honors awards to Mr. Froebe. I also leave my
cubs hat and bears jacket to Mr. Lanning. I even leave
my books to Ryan Boyd and my P.E. clothes to Mr.
Qualters. I leave my junk bike to Vinve Henderson.
Lastly, I leave my great grades to Mrs. Hepler and my
awesome drawing skills to Mrs. McAfee.
I, Jakob Coulter, leave my personality to Cameron
Kirk. I also leave my sense of humor to Mark Rahn. I
leave my anger control to Ashtin Grigg. I leave my
good looks to Mr. Varnado. I leave my attitude to Mrs.
Schick.
I, Cooper Hake, will my speed to Nolan Hullinger; my
baseball skills to Drew Bacon. I give Tate Sloan my
mad hops. I also give my p.e. locker to Bryson Kirby. I
give Ben Grunder my strength. I give my stinky p.e.
clothes to Justin Ruff. I give my height to Emma Cline
so she can grow some more!
I, Tiffany Dooley, being of sound mind, kind of, and
body, do hereby bequeath some advice to all 7th
graders. Don’t get on the bad side of any teachers.
Also, I leave my clumsiness to Alissa Hill. I leave my
bad luck to Anthony Withers. Just remember the
teachers aren’t usually mean, unless you do something stupid.
I, Lynzie Harvey, in a sound body of mind, do hereby
bequeath my gym clothes to Kjersti McCray; my good
grades to Corina Zurkammer; my locker to Katie
Newby; my gym locker to Melissa Harvey; and my good
reading skills to my Language Arts teacher, Mrs. Workman, and my funniness to Brianna Brown.
I, Kegin Houghton, being of somewhat sound mind
and body, herby bequeath the following items: my hair,
I leave to V. Your head is just too shiny. My dodge ball
skill, I leave to Tate Sloan and Titus Cannon. I leave my
discus skill to Anthony Baker AKA Jim. I leave my 5’7”
height to Mr. Jones. To all 7th graders, I leave my
knowledge of history facts. To the 8th grade teachers, I
leave this: the ability to deal with the 2012-2013 8th
grade class, because I know all of them, and you’re going to need it.
I, Randy Overbey, will all my late work to Seth Turley.
To Jason Beverman, I leave my ability to pass with
straight D’s. To Cameron Nikles, I leave my smelly gym
clothes because I don’t want them. To Mr. Jones, I leave
my locker full of papers. To T.J. Moore, I leave my gym
locker that smells like dirty socks. To Mrs. Workman, I
leave all my grades because I don’t want to remember
them.
I, Alexis Polen, being of unsound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the following items: my gym clothes to
Keaton Polen; my funniness to Breanne Brown; my
locker on the 7th grade floor to Kjersti McCray: my several face shots in dodge ball to Autumn Doolin. I give all
of my detentions to Mr. Workman and mine and Lynzie
Harvey’s hilariousness to Mr. Backes. I give all of my
lockers to upcoming 6th and 7th graders. Best of luck to
all 6th, 7th, and 8th grade teacher.
I, Kalli Rogers, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath all of my books and the extra two
flights of stairs to Connor Aeilts. I will my height to lil’
Emma Cline. I will my locker on the 8th grade floor to
Katlynn Tutter. I will my P.E. locker and my smelly gym
clothes to Erika Dzekunskas. I will my basketball uniform
to Grave Bossingham. I will my dancing skills to Tate
Sloan and Conner Aeilts. I give my good grades to Lexi
Clark. I will my ability to pay attention in class to Drew
Bacon; you’ll need it buddy. And lastly, I will my volleyball skills to Jaiden Aeilts.
I, Ryan Rutschke, give my hockey skills to Ryan
Rholfs. I give my side burns to Nolan Hullinger, Bryson
my hops, Tate Sloan my tallness. I give Justin Ruff my
rebound skills. I give my abs to Nolan Hullinger. I give
Will Morris my running skills.
I, Hayden Slater, being of sound and mind and body,
hereby bequeath my things to the following: I leave
Bennett all my books and 8th grade locker. I leave my
P.E. locker to Keaton Pole (who probably can’t reach
it!). I leave my genius abilities in Math to Mr. Jones. I
leave my hockey skills to Kaleb Grant. (Just because his
brother told me to!). I can proudly say I’m not going to
miss LJHS.
I, Bailee Snyder, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the following: I give my love, my
locker, and a little bit of my singing voice to Kjersti
McCray. Though she doesn’t really need by bad voice;
I give my gym clothes to Alissa Hill, Love You! Hope
you have fun once you get to 8th grade! I give some
of my height to Meslissa Harvey. You’ll get use to being short. I give all my wonderful/great memories I
had with my eighth grade teachers to them. To Mrs.
Coffeey I give you my photography ability so that way
you can pass it on to the new photo club members!
Also, to Mr. Jones I give you my attention; always stay
focused! And, last but not least I give every 6th, 7th
grader, teacher, and every employee at LJHS, I give
you all a memory I had at LJHS. With that said I say
Goodbye, I will miss some of you but I’m headed to
bigger and better things.
I, Ryan Thomas, will my goaling in hockey to Tate
Sloan. To Ben Grunder, I will him my loudness. I will
Mr. Jones my shoulders. I will Bryson Kirby my Kevin
Durant Skills. I will Nolan Hullinger my defensive skills.
The phrase LET’S GOOOO!! I will it to Coach Aeilts. I
will my great volleyball skills to Katlynn Tutter, Bryson
Kirby will get my participation and hard work in P.E. I
will Titus Cannon my hops. HAHA!! I will my post
moves and post ups to Drew Bacon. I will Justin Woods
my great grades. I will Mrs. Cusey, and Mrs. Bonaparte
some Carmex. HAHA!! I will Coach Qualters my score.
I, Taylor Thrasher, will: 1. My great personality to
Hunter Jesse; 2. my messy locker to Alex Hess; my p.e.
grade to Tabby Manus; my amazing looks to Buddha;
my YMCMB items to anybody awesome enough to look
almost as good as I do in them; my books to Rita; my
money (like 2 bucks I think) to Buddha so he can get
some pants that fit and don’t sag; my style to favorite
kid...I think his name is Ethan, but I call him Carlos;
my notes between Abbey and I to anyone that need to
laugh; my pictures to Buddha; my monster sticker to
the 7th grader that always asks for it; my phone to
Buddha so he can talk to girls; my p.e. clothes to anyone small enough to fit in them and has the last name
Thrasher; my memories to anyone .
I, Jake Woods, will my smarts to Bryson Kirby
because he will need them. I will my power ring
skills to Will Morris, then he will know how awesome it is. I will my funniness to Connor Aeilts
because he needs to be happy. I will my lunch
food to Alex Linares because he is always hungry.
I will my books of knowledge to Justin Woods because she needs more work to do. I will my awesome grades to Drew Bacon. To Titus Cannon I
will my tallness so he can grow big and tall like
me. Finally, I will my dodge ball skills to Tate
Sloan in hopes that he hits a lot of people in the
face just as I did.
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May 2012
I, Haley Barton, will my amazing talent
in band to Madelyn Allen. My in-ability to
serve a volleyball goes to Fiona PetersonQuinn. To Mr. Jones, I leave both my
height and my confused brain. My millions
of un-finished stories, I l will to Mrs. Lee.
To Mrs. Davison, I leave Toby, the monster in my locker. My creepiness goes to
Belle Smith, in hopes that she will find it
useful. To Mrs. Larson, I give the memory
of the best student ever.
I, Regan Dahm, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath my items to the following. I leave Mrs.
Workman my youth, Will Morris my awesomeness, Emma
Cline my height, Katlynn Tutter my awesome P.E. skills,
Alex Linares my lunch money so he can have more food,
Coach V. my amazing jokes and comebacks (he needs
them), my fly dance moves to Justin Ruff, and finally I
leave my books and my lockers to Jaiden Aeilts.
I, Anajelica Gesner, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath my height to Hailey Dinger. To the following I give to Carrie Benjamin my teachers; to Taylor
Albertson I give you all of my in schools and detentions;
to Dylan Benedict I will give you all my bad grades; to
I, Emma Burton, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my desk to Tim Evans I will give you all of my homework. To Mr.
whoever wants it. My school books will go Workman, I will give all of my attitude. To Mykal Tuebner
I will give you my swagger. To Tabitha Manus I will give
to a seventh grader. To Mrs. Davison, I
you my big mouth. To Grace Bossingham I give you my
will her my beliefs of meaning the world a
ability to make friends. To Kyle Freeze I give you the best
better place and keeping the environment of luck. To Katelyn Newby I give you my dinged up
healthy and clean. I give my old drawings locker.
to the recycle bin. I give the waste basket
my broken pencils that would never
I, Katrina Goodfellow, being of blonde mind and body,
sharpen. Finally, I give my love to all the do hereby bequeath my boring classes to all the 7th graders. To Mr. Jones, I will my height and hearing. I gladly
teachers in this school.
I, Will Craine, will my long hair to Mr.
Lanning. To Darian, I leave my humor,
spot in class, and my coolness. To Mrs.
Workman, I leave my terrible writing. To
Mrs. Davison, I leave my Spidey Senses.
To Mr. Jones, I leave my ability to do math
without work. And, finally to Seth, you get
my assassins creed skills.
I, Marcus Cunningham, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath my
great shoes to Titus Cannon. I give my
sense of humor to Mr. Jones. I give my
height to Graham Hill. I give my hair to
Mr. Lanning, and I give my questions to
Nolan because he talks too much.
leave my fantastic athletic skills to Lacy Leamon in dodge
ball and all the other gym activities we have to do. I
leave my rotten lock to the next unlucky sap that gets it.
Lastly, I leave my charming personality to Max Landers,
maybe it will help him get a girlfriend.
I, Jordan Hobbs, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath my nerd glasses to Emily Newhouse. I
also give my power balance bracelet to Ben Grunder, and
my live strong bracelet to Alex Linares. My pike duffel bag
and amazing dodge ball skills go to Justin Ruff. My amazingly smelling Phiten goes to Ryann Rohlfs. Last, but not
least, to my favorite teacher Mrs. Workman, “TDub” I will
my pencils to her, in memory of all the ones I have borrowed from her and not returned.
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May 2012
I, Chance Koeppen, being completely
with no sound mind and body, do hereby
leave my random items to the following: My
good grades and locker to Brody Koeppen.
I leave my height to Mr. Jones. I leave my
hair to Mr. Workman; My smelly P.E. shirt
to John Murphy. I leave my textbooks to
anyone that did not pass. I leave my
memories for I will forget them to anyone
who shares them with me. P.S. There were
some fun times.
I, Kaitlyn Lambert, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my sweaty
gym clothes to Bryson Kirby. To Ms. Dahn,
I leave my language skills. To Grace Bossingham, my ball handling skills. To Lexi
Clark, my setting skills. To Alyssa Barger,
my dodge ball skills. To Mr. Lanning, all of
our great memories. To Emma Cline, my
height. To Jaiden Aeilts my serving ability!
I, Ashlee Mammen, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my duct
tape to Ashlyn Boyer, my shoes to Lindsey
Myers, and my decent grades to Austin
Gray. I leave my memories here to anyone
who wants them. I leave my locker to Bryce
Johnson. Ryan Boyd can have Heather
Curry’s shoe laces. I give Mykal Tuebner my
height. Hunter Jesse can have my pencils. I
give Mrs. Schick my sharpies. Lastly, I give
Mrs. Sparrow my ability to remember
names.
I, Melissa McCray, hereby leave my belonging to the following with my passing.
To Mr. Jones, I leave my height, (because
everybody knows how much you need it.) I
would like to leave my P.E. shirts to Kjersti
McCray, (they will come in good use if you
forget yours.) I wish to leave all of my good
books to Mrs. Lee (enjoy!). I leave all of my
recent grades to the upcoming 8th grade
students. And, finally, I would like to leave
all my good laughs and memories to Mr.
Backes because they came from there.
They are unforgettable.
I, Anna Menge, being of unsound mind and
body do hereby bequeath my insanity to anyone willing to accept it. I leave my decent
grades to the teachers who gave them to me. I
also leave my seat at lunch to Ashley Raymond.
I leave my lack of athletic ability to Autumn
Doolin. To any girl who gets it, I leave my gym
locker.
I, Holly Marie Nelson, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my patience and
courage to my brother, Gabriel Nelson. My evil
locker lock to Tanner Morecraft. My skate
boards (that I never use) to Marcus Peterson.
My gratitude to Mr. Jones and Mrs. Workman.
My VERY grossed out memories in health to
Mrs. Sparrow. My written songs to Libby Burris.
And, finally, all of my very awkward questions
and my very confused mind about boys to Mr.
Backes.
I, Jade Peacock, I leave my awesome seat at
lunch to one of the poor seventh graders that
had to sit by my table this year. I also leave all
of the paper in the bottom of my locker to
“Favorite Kid”, of which I don’t know the name
of. Lastly, I leave my awesome homeroom seat
to, yet again, Darian Hardwick.
I, Kyle Ramlow, will the following to my fellow classmates. I will my brain to Drew Bacon.
I will my height to Tate Sloan. I will my wrestling skills to Trent Whitham. I will my hockey
skills to Titus Cannon. I will my dodgeball skills
to Christian Devore. I will my loud mouth skills
to Will Morris. I will Mrs. Poelker my leadership.
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I, Braden Tanner, being of sound mind and
body, do herby bequeath my “Buff Guy” title to
Jarrett Poole, Trent Whitham, and Evan Zastrow. I
I, Zak Reeves, not being of sound mind and
give my love of music and sports to Justin Woods,
body, do hereby bequeath to my sister Tifanee Graham Hill, and Justin. I give all of my books,
Reeves a huge slap in the face. To Mrs. Work- papers, lockers, and gym clothes to Austin Deniman, I leave a time of taking her starbursts. To son, Trent Whitham, and to Jarrett Poole. I give
Mr. Workman I leave all the hair from my hair my ability to knock someone off their feet in a sincut.
gle tackle/block to Seth Smith and Will Morris. I
give my love of cradles in wrestling to Evan ZasI, Dakota Roher, will my shortness to Andrew trow. I give my height to anyone who desires it.
Yount for all the cheap shots in dodge ball. To
Mr. Jones I leave all of my smart comments. To I, Linzy Turner, being of sound mind and body,
the locker room I leave the rotting smell of that to hereby bequeath my DC’s to Katelyn O’ Conchocolate milk I threw. To all the dorky 7th
nell. My Benedict can have my ability to stay out
graders I leave my funny jokes. To Mrs. Work- of trouble. Ashlyn Boyer gets my Columbia.
man I leave all of my late papers to you. To
Lindsey Myers can have my phone. Austin Gray
Mrs. Lee I will you all of my talking to the fol- can have my dodge ball skills. Hunter Jessee can
lowing Jakota, Mat, Tiny , and Christian. I will have my cuteness. Selena can have my luck food
my gym locker to the shortest 7th grader here. because I always eat hers. Lastly, I would like to
give Bobbie Parish my clothes.
I, Alyssa Summers, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my books to Hunter I, Chelsey Werth, being of sound mind, and
Jessee because we all know he loves school. :) body, do hereby bequeath my sweaty gym clothes
I give every homework assignment and test
to my brother Tyler. To all the teachers who have
back to my teachers. I give my P.E. locker and to deal with my brother and his friends I wish
crappy locker that’s on the seventh grade floor them luck. To Ethan Towers I give my 8th grade
to Lindsey Myers just because I can to that! I
locker. To all the 7th graders I wish them luck in
give all my good grades to Katelyn O'Connell
8th. To all the teachers I give you my school
because she’s gonna’ need them!
books. To Mrs. Lee I give all the books I have to
her.
I, Allen Taft, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my learning to Mrs. Davi- I, Jacob White, give my height to Tate Sloan
son. My height to Mr. Jones so people look up and Titus Cannon, I give Adrian Perez my amazing
to him. Also my ability to stay out of trouble to dodge ball skills, an I give Austin Gray my hockey
Kyle. Finally, I give my good grade on the Con- skills.
stitution Test to Grace.
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May 2012
I, Allison Baker, will Kaelin Butterfield the ability
to grow taller. To Danielle D’ Andrea I will you my
favorite coloring book. To all incoming volleyball
players I give you the ability to never give up at
practice and games. To Rylee Mills I will you my
spot in Algebra. To my neighbor, Tate Sloan, I will
you my locker and all my books. To Mrs. Workman
I will you my ability to write a paper. To all of the
7th graders I will all of the great and weird times I
had in 8th.
I, Rebecca Brooks, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my curly hair to Erika
Dzukunskas. I will my volleyball skills to Lexi Clark.
I will my giggles to Gracie Bossingham I will my
humor to Jaiden Aeilts. I will my good looks to Ryann Rolfs. I will my height and strength to Emma
Cline. I will my heart to Selena Quezada, my favorite cousin. I also will my height to Tate Sloan. I will
my schedule to Drew Bacon. Last, but not least, I
will my super long pinkies and all my love to Alyssa
I, Kena Bere, being of sound mind and body, do Barger. <3
hereby bequeath my drumming abilities to Nolan
Hullinger to be the leader of the drummers next
year. To Katlynn Tutter I will my ability to be an
awesome Parker Ecc. I will my aiming ability to
Emma Bergman so she’ll kick butt in dodge ball
next year as an eighth grader. To Danielle D’Andrea I will my books and basketball position. To all
sixth graders in 5th hour P.E., I will my ability to
play fairly in dodge ball, because you guys need
it. I will my blind man to Kelsey Lee because I
need to have someone take care of him. To
Sammy Johnson, I will my swag because she definitely needs some. I will my jokes to Emma Cline,
because I know how much she’ll miss them when
I’m gone.
I, Darria Campbell, with small body and great
hair, hereby leave my ability to hide under desks
during earthquakes to Mrs. Workman so she doesn't die this time. I leave my knowledge of the English language to Nolan Hullinger because he is from
Normandy. I leave my ability to be honest and not
cheat at dodge ball to the 6th graders in my P.E.
because they need it. I leave my totally rad Spiderman book bag to who ever wants it. Finally, I leave
my ability to be myself to everyone. Don't let society judge who you are, just live life, have fun, and
just be you! Have a great summer!
I, Allison Bone, will all the up coming 6th, 7th,
and 8th graders all the fun times I had my years
and LJHS. I will Quentin Bone all the A’s I had on
homework at basketball games! I, also, will all the
members of the cheer squad to cheer loud! :) And
smile! And lastly I will Katlynn Tutter Everything!
(my locker, my books, my classes, my seats in
classes, etc.) you will always be like my little sister! ( Next year you will be my 8th grader! =D)
I, Colton Clark, being of intelligent mind and
great body, hereby bequeath my hair to Danielle
D’Andrea. My ah-mazing abs go to Erika Dzekunskas (spelled right?). My glasses shall be given to
Austin Gray (ha). To my sis, Lexi, I will you my
ability to make all the teachers love my— so that
someday they will all love you. To Connor Aeilts I
leave my smarts, so you can make it through 8th
grade! To everyone else, good luck finishing Junior
High!
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
I, Ryan Crawley, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby, henceforth bequeath my final
will to the following group of students: To Mr. Max
Landers, I leave my awesome dodge ball skills. In
any hope that you may be as good as me. To Mr.
Gram Hill I leave my supreme trumpet skills. Adding that you will never be as good as me. To Miss
Kendal Frizzel, I leave my great ability to take
photos. To Mrs. Tracey, I leave my great attitude,
hope that when a day seems terrible, you can
make it shine. Finally, to Mrs. Larson I give my
leadership and my awesome conversations.
I, Holly Davis, will my awesome and mighty
strength to Emma Cline. To my little 6th grader
(Erika Dzekunskas). I will you all the bad luck for
eighth grade because you’ll need it! Oh, and to
have all my good looks. To Katlynn Tutter, I give
you me volleyball number, and my lucky headband that you already lost! Ahem, cough, cough,
To Alyssa Barger, I will young spot as cheer captain, and wish the best of luck next year!:) To
Drew Bacon, I will you all my amazing and talented cookie skills. To Tate Sloan, I will you my
signature “walk”, hoping you’ll use it well. I will to
Danielle D’Andrea my gorgeous smile:) Lastly, to
Mr. Jones, I leave to you as my last name Davis,
not ’Nelson.’
I, Abby Everson, hereby will the following
items: I will my dodgeball abilities to Damien
Baker, because you really need them. I will my
amazing memories here to the school itself, hoping it will create memories for others. To all the
7th graders, I will the teachers. Have fun in 8th
grade:) I will my sweaty gym clothes to Autumn in
Mrs. Poelker's class. I will my height to all the
short 7th graders that need it. I will my locker
and books to Quentin Bone, because you had my
old locker this year, and we might as well do the
same for next year! I will my dancing ability to
Jaiden Aeilts, Chasity Moore, and Josalyn Owens.
Good luck on poms next year! Finally, I will everything else to my sister, who will be a 6th grader
next year.
I, Madison Frederick, being of creative mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my belongings to the following: To Samantha Johnson, I leave my textbooks.
To Ashley Raymond, I leave my adorable bookmark
that has a dog on it. To Jaimee Lachney, I leave my
P.E. locker. To Kjersti McCray, I leave my ability to
laugh out loud like we always do whenever we text
each other. To Stephanie Parrott, I leave one of my
dog notebooks that I never used. To all my past
teachers, I leave a recording of my voice saying,
“Have a nice day!”
I, KJ Fry, will my ears to Drew Bacon, so he doesn’t
ask so many questions. My shooting skills to Nolan
Hullinger, so he doesn’t have as much air balls. I
leave my ugly socks to Danielle D’andrea. I will my
smelly basketball shoes to my rookie, Will Morris.
Have fun with those! Finally, I will my “mustache” to
Bryson Kirby. Can’t forget Mr. Jones! I leave Mr.
Jones the ability to look down on people, because he
is too short.
I, Olivia Hudspeth, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my amazingness in cheerleading
to Alyssa Barger, because she is amazing and I hope
you do great in cheerleading! I will my smile to Ryan
Rolfs to complete the look with the sideburns she is
getting from Ryan Rutscke’s will! I will my loudness
to my little cousin, Emma Cline, because you are just
too quiet. I will my hair to Danielle D’Andrea because she loves it so much. I also will my wonderful
lunch spot to Connor Aeilts. I always end up getting
the one with no seat; you have it. Last, but not
least, I will my good grades to all future 8th graders,
because you will need them to survive one more
year! Good luck to all!
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
I, Alex Irwin, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my school to all
the new 6th graders next year. My band
locker to Graham Hill. I leave all of Mrs.
Larson’s stories and jokes to the incoming
6th graders. I give my teachers to them,
too. I also give my questions to Mrs. Larson.
I, Lanae Laubenstein, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath my
somewhat “tallness” to Emma Cline. I also
leave my squeaky desk in history to Erika
Dzekunskas. To Katlynn Tutter, I will you
my dance skills, the pom squad will need
you. I will my smelly P.E. clothes to Alyssa
Barger because I know you’ll love them!
To Brock Laubenstein, I give you my
straight A’s. I will all of my apologies to
Lindsey Myers; I don’t like drama. Lastly, I
wish all of the 7th graders luck in 8th
grade; it goes by way too fast.
I, Garrett Maupin, being of sound mind
and body will the following: My drumming
skills to Nolan Hullinger because you’re
good, but can get way better than me as
long as you add some good fills. My height
to Tate Sloan, so he can dominate the
basketball court. My bad high jumping to
Ben Grunder, because I don’t want you to
be better than me. And last, I leave my
dodge ball “skills” to Adrian Perez, because you got the arm but not the speed
or ability (like I have any). Good luck to
you Jr. Highers next year. (You’re going to
need it)
I, Zac McCray, do hereby bequeath my skills (or lack
thereof) in math to Nolan Hullinger. To Mr. Jones, I will
my ability to remember names. To Mrs. Workman I will
my ability to show emotion. To Mrs. Poelker, I bequeath
mine and Kyle’s ability to hide in your classroom. In the
event that I die young, bury me in satin and lay me
down on a bed of roses.
I, Victoria Parrott, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath to the following: my locker to Stephanie Parrott. I also leave my text books to Stephanie
Parrott. To Stephanie Parrott I also leave my math, science, language and history notes. My gym locker and
my gym clothes are left to Stephanie Parrott. I also
leave all of the great memories that I had at Lincoln Jr.
High to all of the new 6th graders coming in.
I, Carrissa Richmond, being of not-so sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath the following: I leave all
of my random homework assignments that I find everywhere back to my teachers. I grant my amazing times in
Mrs. Workman’s class to all of next year’s 3rd hour. To
Trent Whitham, I will my amazing clarinet playing skills.
To Andrew Cunningham, I will all of my Jolly Ranchers,
because I now know that he likes them. To Seth Turley,
I will my stinky P.E. clothes, because, honestly, I don’t
want them, and I give you my ability to stay awake in
class. To all of the soon-to-be 8th graders, I will my
amazing 8th grade experience and hope yours is amazing too! To Megan Snodgrass, I will my smartness, you’ll
need it! To Graham Hill, I will my tallness, so you can
stop being so short! To Mrs. Larson, the great memories
I had the last two years in band, for making them the
best!
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
I, Tanna Snodgrass, being (somewhat) of
sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath
my items and junk to the following: I will
my locker to my sister, Megan. I also will
her my smelly gym clothes. My agenda,
which is filled with silly doodles, will be
willed to anyone who wants it. Lastly, I will
my ability to get work done to all the lazy
7th graders here.
I, Jordan Wood, being of sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to those lucky to receive them. To
Mrs. Workman, I will my memories of the shock pen, and
the one and only, whiteboard Jesus! And to all incoming
8th graders, her study hall. Lexi Clark and Emma Bergman
shall receive my “amazing” ability to throw a volleyball
straight up in the air. (haha) :) All the laughs from lunch,
especially the time I said there was nothing to damage in
Becca’s head and she was making that face, I will to Alyssa
Barger!!:) I also will what little height I have to Emma
I, Rachel Stein, being of sound mind and Cline… you need it more! And to Danielle D’Andrea, my
body, do hereby bequeath my swag (and
softball and basketball talent. To all LJHS softball players
what little of it I have) to Kelsey Lee in hope this year, I will “my grandma!” And finally, all students a
that she finds it useful someday. I will my
load of memories like those I have made here at LJHS!
tolerance to all the girls. You’ll need it due
to all the boys’ immaturity. I will my beastli- I, Alyssa Zimmer, being of sound mind and body, do
ness to Ashlyn Boyer because, man, does
hereby bequeath my earthly possessions to the following:
she need it! And finally, I give my old teach- my silly songs to Lydia Spellmen and Alana Cosbey and also
ers all the new students… Good luck!
my hockey skills and aggressiveness. My lunch seat will go
to Alana and my dodge ball skills to Lydia. All my hugs and
squeaky desks to Annalise McDonald (enjoy them!) :) My
scholastic bowl captain spot to Xaiver (Graham Hill) and
Kylee Foster. (Please share!) And also to Graham some
height so maybe you’ll actually win in one of our fights. (:P)
I will my Judge’s Choice awards to Mrs. Hepler and helping
us for putting up with drama in the drama club. I will my
large locker library to Mrs. Lee (one of the best teachers
ever!) :) My good taste in music to Mrs. Davison. My writing will go to Mrs. Workman and Miss Dahn. Trent Whitham
can have my gym clothes, Carrie Benjamin my text books,
and to a lucky 7th grader you may have my broken locker.
My band cubby will go to my grandmother Libby Burris
I, Breanna Waller, being of sound mind
(even though she plays the clarinet.) My saxophone skills
and body, do hereby bequeath my locker to will be given away on a 1st come 1st serve basis. Last but
Brittany Trent. To Carrie Benjamin, I give
most definitely not least, my fun times and bad jokes to
my P.E. clothes. I will my cheerleading uni- Mrs. Larson for two great years. (P.S. I will be keeping
form to Megan Snodgrass. To Kerstin OsPenelope.)
borne, I will my volleyball jersey. And last
but not least, I leave my ability to take pictures to Photo Club to Allena Benninger.
I, Jaylee Swinford, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my blonde
hair to Ryann Rholfs. I will my height to
Justin Ruff, because he is too tall. To Tate
Sloan, I will my muscles, so he can beat up
the taller kids. (; I will my books to Katlynn
Tutter, and my locker to Kaelin Butterfield.
TO Ashlyn Boyer, I will my P.E. clothes. To
Alexis Agee, coming into 6th grade, I will
my text books. My Junior High memories
will stay with me forever.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Mrs. Workman’s 4th hour 8th grade Wills!
I, Garrett Aeilts, being of sound mind and
body, hereby bequeath my math homework
to Jaiden Aeilts. I will my awesome dunking
skills Nolan Hullinger and all of my math
skills to Mr. Jones. To my dad I will the three
P.E. shirts he bought me. To Connor Aeilts, I
will my tallness. I will Bryson Kirby my P.E.
locker. I will my hair to Mr. Workman and to
Mrs. Davison I leave my singing ability. I will
my jump shot to Tate Sloan, Titus Cannon,
and Drew Bacon. Lastly, I will all my teachers
my words of wisdom.
I, Jaci Buckles, of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my gravity issues to
Marcus Peterson. To my dear friend Johnathan Murphy, my stinky P.E. clothes :). To
Alissa Hill I give you my IPhone, since you
always get your taken away. Just because
I love you. I give my P.E. locker to Brittany
Trent, and all my bad luck to Anthony
Withers.
I, Heather Curry, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath
my neon green shoes to Ryan Boyd. I
also, leave my annoying desk in 5th
hour to Rylee Mills. To Ashlyn Boyer, I
leave my P.E. locker. To Kelsey Lee I
leave my books. I leave my locker to
Brittany Trent. My fun times in Study
hall to Mrs. Workman.
I, Dakin Ellegood, being of sound
mind and body, will my height to Mr.
Jones because he could use a couple of
inches. I will my locker to Alyssa
Barger just because I think she should
get something. I will my hops to Drew
Bacon because he is taller than me and
still can’t jump higher than me.
I, Ronica Fialkowski, being sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my stuff
the following: To Mrs. Lee, all the times
I’ve mouthed off, and didn’t listen. To Mr.
Jones, my hearing. To Mrs. Workman, my
youth. To Mrs. Davison all the times I
“forgot” to do my homework. To Mrs.
O’Hara, all the times I’ve mouthed off. To
Dylan Benedict, all the times that we got in
trouble for hugging in school. And last,
and very least, Marcus Peterson can have
my locker and books
I, Kelsey Goodman, being of sound
mind and body, do hear by bequeath
my lunch to Kyle Freese; my chain to
Mykal Tuebner ; My glasses to Jacob
Huskins ; my memories to anybody.
who wants them; my locker to Hailey
Randsell. I give Dylan Benidect my
I, James Daniels, will my broken pen- last name.
cils to Mr. Backes. To Mr. Q I will all
I, Tristen Karrick, being of sound
my late work. To Mrs. Lee I will a good mind and body, leave my stupidity to
book. To the 7th graders I will you our Mackenzie; my “smartness” to Kjersti
old teachers.
McCray; my meanness to Mrs. Moreland.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Mrs. Workman’s 4th Hour Wills Continued
I, Thad Henson, hereby leave my ability to destroy in MW3 to Isaiah. I leave my tallness to Joel.
I leave my F’s to an A student. I leave my A’s to an
F student. I leave Jordan Barns my basketball
skills. To Mrs. Workman I leave my ability to turn
in my homework on time.
I, Abby Mattingly, being of sound mind, and
body do hereby bequeath my books to Cameron
Kirk. I leave my lockers to Tabby Manus. I also
leave my P.E. clothes to her. I leave my Laziness
to Mr. Workman.
I, Christian McDormand– Dozier, here by
I, Logan Keysear, being of sound mind and body, leave my gym clothes and my locker to Will Morhereby bequeath my good grades to Austin Denn- ris. I will also leave my height to Mr. Jones and
my hair to Mr. Workman. Last, but not least, I
sion. I also bequeath my fantastic, awesome
leave my awesome looks and jokes to Justin Ruff.
hockey skills to Trent Witham so that he will actuGood luck to you new 6th, 7th and 8th graders.
ally score a goal some time in the future. I bequeath my height to Titus Cannon in the hopes he P.S. You’ll need it.
actually gets taller. I bequeath my crooked glasses
to anybody who will take them off my face so I can I, Madeline Phillis, leave my clumsiness and
get better ones. To Will Morris I bequeath my lucky locker to Danielle D’ Andrea. My height goes to
Brandon D’ Andrea. To Grace Bossingham I give
dodge ball shots, because we all know you need
my dance skills, my inability to understand peoem :)! Lastly, to Josh Lenaris I bequeath my bad
ple or things, and the coordination to throw a
P.E. combination memory so you will be the last
discus. To Mr. Jones I leave all our class room
one out of the locker room.
discussions. My smelly P.E. clothes get left to
I, Kenzie Landers, being of sound mind and
Katlynn Tutter. To Megan Snodgrass I leave to
body, do hereby bequeath my locker to my brother her the best of luck at hurdles next year. My P.E.
Max in the hopes that he’ll let me leave my piclocker goes to Brittany Trent. To all 7th graders I
tures in there. I give my blue feather pen to Angive you another set of stairs to climb everyday.
naliece McDonald. I will some class to the 6th
Good Luck!
graders; you need it. I will my books to my brother
Mason and I wish him and Mathew Yount, luck. I
I, Stormy Schaub, will my locker to Hanna
will Andrew Yount my muscle so Annaliece can
Boyer. My P.E. locker to the soon to be 8th
continue to beat you up ;). Finally, I will my love of grader who gets it. My ability to stay out of troufood and Pepsi to Sara Leesman so that she can
ble to Kyle Freese, because he will need it. My
get some meat on her bones. Thank you and Good ability to actually do my homework to Dylan
Bye.
Benedict: do your homework! My detentions to
Mr. Workman. All the P.E. arguments to Coach
I, Page Lowe, will leave my soon to be 6th grade Rogers; sorry you had to hear them. All my pensister my dirty gym clothes (even if I have washed cils to the 7th grade boys who will never have
them). I also leave Mr. Backes my love, and sense any!
of humor. I will leave my cousin, Cameron, all the
teachers and, last but not least, I leave Mr. Workman my hair. I will also leave Mr. Jones my hearing.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Mrs. Workman’s 4th Hour Wills Continued
I, Breanna (Bree) Shutt, being of a very unsound mind and body, do hereby give these to the
following: I will proudly give Braiden Tisdale the
ability to get his work done and act normal. I
would give my unread books sitting at home to
Mrs. Lee; I think she might enjoy having them.
Next I would love to will Mrs. Coffey my frustration
for the Net books. To Tim Evans I would will my
good grades to he can pass(=. To Sammy Johnson
I will my basketball #22, or Kelsey Lee could take
over( ; I would love to will Mr. Jones with the ability to remember names. To Rylee Mills I will my
ability to be awesome! To the lunch ladies I will
hair nets. Lastly I will Mr. Froebe with all the blue
jolly ranchers he could ever want, that way there
are always some left in Mr. Backes’s office.
I, Austin Swarts, of likely insane mind and small
body, will my academic knowledge to Janet Poole.
I will my knowledge of wrestling to Even Zastro.
I, Alexa Uhlry, being sound of mind and body, do
hereby bequeath my knowledge of math to my
brother, Camden Uhlry. I give my hair to Mr. Workman. (= To my friend Zoey Lowe, I leave my tallness.
I, Cale Bryson West, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my dirty old P.E. shirts,
and my old broken drumsticks, and my lead for
mechanical pencils to the following: Nolan Hullinger.
I, Taylor Whiteman, being of no sound, mind
and body, do hereby bequeath the following
things: my middle row P.E. locker to Honna Doolin,
my P.E. hairbrush to Danielle D’ Andrea! (; my
squeaky history seat to Sydney Dea, along with my
P.E. shorts! I also leave my amazing hockey skills
to Lacey Leamon (= That shall be all!
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Mrs. Workman’s Fifth Hour Wills!
I, Cameron Anderson, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath my old
smelly 7th grade locker to Tate Sloan, my
basketball skills to Titus Cannon even
though I need them more, my smelly P.E.
clothes to Noah Morgan, finally, my effort
to pass to Mrs. Workman because without
her 8th grade would’ve been really hard.
I, Christian Anderson, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath my
belongings and abilities to the following: I
give everything in my locker to my sister,
Sydney Anderson. I give my P.E. locker to
Jacob Huskins. I give my height to Tate
Sloan, your going to need it. I give my ability to be a good kid in study hall to Bryson
Kirby. I give my strength to Ben Grunder.
Lastly, I give my locker to Nolan Hullinger.
I, Ashley Baker, being of unsound mind
body, do hereby bequeath my many detentions and in schools to Mr. Workman, Mr.
Froebe, and my “brother,” Tyler Werth. I
give my many good times at the lunch tables to Megan Siddens. To Mr. Workman I
give my long hair. To Mr. Froebe, I give
you the many times that I was sent to your
office. To all my teachers, all my missing
and late assignments. To Mr. Jones, I give
you a bag of Miracle Grow to get taller and
my love for math. To Coach Rogers and
Coach Aeilts, you can split my many nondresses and refusals to play. Last, but not
of course least, Mr. Backes, I give you the
many times and memories I was in your
office, throughout the good, the bad, and
the ugly. Good luck to all the teachers that
are going to have to deal with students like
me!
I, Mathew Barbour, leave my sweaty gym
clothes to Tanner Morecraft; my awesome
dodge ball skills which are better than his, to
Bryson Maxy; my dominant hokey skills to Noah
Morgan. Lastly, I leave my “fun” learning skills
to sixth and seventh graders.
I, Karter Browne, being sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my abilities or things
to the following: I will my shoe size to Mr. Tate
Sloan. I also give my NBA 2K12 skills to Bryson
Kirby (he needs it –sincerely lob city). To Nolan
Hullinger I give my basketball skills to you. To
Tate, Titus Cannon, and Drew Bacon I give all
my P.E. clothes and all of my locks and lockers
to you guys (find a way to split it, you 3
stooges). I give Mr. (Big Muscle.) Jones the
right to pick on Nolan and Bryson. Finally, to
Mr. Lanning, while you are still teaching, I will
you the ability to see the Chicago Cubs go and
win a World Series.
I, Jake Burris, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my belongings to the following: I give my locker to Kelsey Lee. I give
my broken math book to Libby Burris. I give my
dodge ball skills to Caleb Grant. I give my hair
to Mr. Workman cause he will need it. I also
give my dodge ball skills to Nolan Gallagher.
I, Karrah Dean, give Alyssa Barger skills! Love
you! I give Erika D. my good grades! (: I give
Emma Cline my tallness!(; I give Grace Bossingham my volleyball skills! I give Katlynn Tutter my sense of humor! Lastly, I give Jaiden
Aeilts my kindness!
I, David Dugan, hereby bequeath my rapping
skills to Titus Cannon, my long jump skills to
Tate Sloan, my game playing skills to Drew Bacon, and my homework skills to Mrs. Lee.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Mrs. Workman’s Fifth Hour Wills! Continued
I, Samantha Fletcher, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my locker to
Honna Doolin. I leave my P.E. locker to the 7th
grader that gets it. I leave my good memories
to Mr. Backes. I leave my squeaky desk to the
7th graders. I also leave all the boring videos to
the 7th graders.
I, Koltyn Grant, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my height to Mr. Jones, so
people will look up to him. I will my dodge ball
skills to my brother, Kaleb Grant, because he’s not
really good, sorry. I will my hair to Mr. Workman.
I will my locker skills to, again, my brother so he
can actually make a goal for once in his life.
I, Michael Ferratier, hereby bequeath all my
late homework to Q. All my detentions goes to
Mr. Workman. My P.E. locker goes to Hunter
Jessee. My height to little Dylan. The rest of the
stuff I didn’t will goes to little Nicky.
I, Alissa Harvey, being of slightly sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my ratty gym
clothes to my little sister, Melissa Harvey, enjoy! I
give my random useless facts to Mrs. Workman. I
give all her wasted time telling me to articulate to
Mrs. Larson. I give my patience to Mrs. Conner
because she is going to need it; sorry it’s in short
supply. I give my lost pencils to Kjersti McCray. I
give my flute talent to all the flutes in band. I give
Alissa Hill the patience to not kill everyone when
they spell our names wrong. I give Ms. Dahn the
ability to handle all these 7th grader, good luck!
And, with that, I bid Lincoln Junior High a goodbye!
I, Reilly Gallagher, being of no mind and all
body, do hereby bequeath my stanky P.E.
clothes to my annoying brother, Nolan Gallagher. I give my black sparkly shirt to Mrs. Sparrow, because it reminds me of her. I leave my
ability to fall asleep behind books in every class
to Megan Snodgrass and Danielle D’andrea.
You’re welcome. I also give my sparkly belt to
Ms. Danielle. To, Nolan, again, I give my ability
to actually hit someone in dodge ball. I give my
number on the volleyball team to Emma Bergman. I leave my trust to Connor Aeilts because
I have decided to forgive him. I also leave my
high jump skills to Quinten Bone, and Alex
Linares.! And last, but not least, the pop tarts I
ate before practice to Megan Snodgrass. Good
luck next year ladies and gents!
I, Ashley Gaston, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my smelly locker to
anyone who will take it. I bequeath my suckish
locker to the 7th grader who has it next. I also
bequeath oh so many detentions to Boitomelo
Schalts. I bequeath my heavy books to Mrs.
Lee. I may also bequeath some of my hair to
Mr. Workman. I also leave all my luck to many
6th and 7th graders next year.
I, Aron Hopp, will the following to my fellow
peers. I leave my smarts to Drew Bacon. My Athleticism to Titus Cannon. My Abdominals be left to
Nolan Hullinger. I leave my captain spot in Track
to Will Morris and in basketball to Bryson Kirby.
Last, but not least, I will my dunking ability to
Tate Sloan.
I, Hannah Koeppen, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my 8th grade P.E.
locker to Hanna Boyer. I leave my discipline records to Katlynn Newby. I leave my hair to Mrs.
Workman. I also leave my books to Vince Henderson. I leave my “ok” grades to Katlynn Tutter. Finally, I leave my desk to Eric D., and my out of
school suspensions to Tim Evans! Have fun with
that. Hope you 7th graders have a good 8th grade
year, especially Eric and Katlynn Tutter.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
I, Ethan Kubat, will my captain spot on
the track team to Will Morris. I will my
height to Mr. Jones. I will my hops to
Drew Bacon; he’s going to need it for anything that has to do with jumping. I will
my speed to Titus Cannon. I will my BPA
free water bottle to Mrs. Davison.
I, Taylor Rich, being of sound mind and body, will my craziness to Kelsey Lee. To Mr. Jones, I give him my shortness,
even though he doesn’t need it. Just kidding. To Mrs. Lee, I
give you another student that will help you every homeroom.
To Madison Fulk, I leave you all of the good times we’ve had at
basketball games. To the 6th and 7th graders on the 20112012 girls basketball team, I give you courage, strength, and
luck. I bequeath all teachers and staff of LJHS the good memories we’ve all had together. Last, but definitely not least, I will
I, Courtney Miller, of great mind and
Mr. Backes all of the bad, funny, and crazy times we’ve had in
terrible body, hereby bequeath my algebra his office.
book to any unfortunate oncoming algebra
student. I will my memory to bring my
band instrument to Miss Ashley Raymond.
My crab soccer skills go to Erin Gowin.
Also, I will my awesome schedule to Carrie
Benjamin. I would be happy to will my
height to Laura Hurley. I will my P.E.
clothes and locker to Fiona PetersonQuinn. Last, but certainly not least, I will
this entire school to all of the unfortunate
souls who have to stay here!
I, Desiree Theobald, being sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath my unintelligence to all who don't want to be smart.
To Ms. Dahn, I leave my chocolate addictions. I leave my extreme craziness to Miranda Lynn Harris (Use wisely). To Mrs.
Hepler I leave my ability to draw well. I leave my annoying
locker to any 7th grader who is unfortunate enough to get it
next year! And to all who need it, I leave my ability to understand things, or maybe I should take that with me?
I, Tyrice Woods, being of sound, mind, and body do hereby
bequeath my P.E. locker to anyone who is willing to take it and
I leave all my school books to Noah Dunham. And, finally, I
I, Jazzmin Morecraft, being sound mind give my jumping ability to Hayden Karrick, who thinks he can
and body, do bequeath my good grades to jump.
my teachers in hopes that they will pass
them on. My ability to play an instrument
to Taylor so she may be able to succeed in
band. My athletic ability to Britt Trent in
hopes that she finds them useful. My
dancing skills to Chasity Moore so she will
dance her tail off at games. My ability to
sit still and pay attention to my brother so
he will succeed in school. Lastly, my happiness to everybody so that the school will
stay in high spirit.
I, Terri Skeens, being sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my pink Nike shoes to my teacher Mrs. Podbelsek. I will
leave my ability to get down to the bus on time to Mark. My
ability to come to school everyday to Mariah and Larry.
I, Megan Godbey, being sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath my A’s on my report card to Ataya A. Altman. The
determination to stay out of trouble to Mariah Compton. I
leave my memories to anyone that wants them. I will leave my
gym clothes to Cameron Nichols and I leave my teachers my
brat cousin.
LJHS Circuit Rider May 2012
Ms. Osborn’s 8th Grade Wills
I, Quentin Fishel, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my good
friendship to all of the 7th graders. I also
want to leave something special to Tabatha
Manus; it is my ability to not run into walls
and to not trip. Last of all, I want to leave
my airsoft battle skills to Garrett Huffman.
I, Alycia-Kay Boyer, will my 8th grade
locker and sticky lock to Jordan Barnes. I
leave my P.E. locker and lock to Megan
Snodgrass. I will Mr. Jones my moodiness. I
will Miss Osborn, and all her honestness,
niceness, and candy, to whoever she has in
class next year. I will Mrs. Cook to Tyler
Seuffer, along with her meanness.
I, William Brewer, will my fond memories
of writing with Miss Osborn to all those who
will have her class in the future. I also will
my ability to be a Mr. smarty pants to Tyler
Seuffer. Finally, I leave all of my unfinished
homework to Mrs. Cook.
I, Seth Gleason, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my fluffiness to
Tyler Seuffer, my ability to unlock lockers to
Adrian Perez; and to Drew Bacon, I leave
my good looks. To any unlucky, upcoming
8th graders, I leave my P.E. locker with all of
its stink; and I leave the technology to make
a Miss Osborn app to anyone who has the
knowledge to put that together. To Larry
Harl, I leave my speed to get done with the
mile.
I, Rylei Hobbs, leave my quietness to
Garrett Huffman. To Tabby Manus, I leave
my good math skills. I give all of my blond
moments to Christian Williams; and to Bobbie Parrish, I leave my messy locker.
I, Davion Mann, being of sound mind and
body bequeath my Jordans and running skills
to EJ Jackson. I give my dancing skills and
moves to Cameron Nichols. To Vince Henderson, I leave my jokes and nice dress clothes.
I give my detentions to Mr. Workman. Finally,
I leave my 65 pound wrestling skills to Bradon Tisdale; and my stinky gym clothes to
Ataya Altman.
I, Jon Riddle, will my throwing skills in track
to Will Morris. I also leave all the fun times I
had at LJHS to him also. Finally, I leave my
Thai speaking skills to Miss Osborn and Mrs.
Maupin.
I, Stephanie Deeb, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my locker to
Nichole Gail. To Mariah Compton, I leave my
P.E. lock and locker. To Alexis Bakken, I leave
my good grades; and finally, I leave my desk
to Allie Compton who will need it for next
year. To the teachers, I leave all of my books
for the people in 6th and 7th grades.
I, Cory Martinie, leave Miss Oz to Christian.
I leave Mrs. Cook nightmares. I leave Tyler
his dinosaur. I leave Mr. Workman a headache. Finally, I leave Christian a Miss Osborn
app.
I, Steven Houghton, being of sound mind
and body, do hereby bequeath my locker and
holey desk to Tim Evans. I give Marcus Peterson, my P.E. locker and everything I leave in
there. I will leave my respect for Miss Osborn
to Adrian Perez. I will leave Tyler Seuffer my
ability to get yelled at by teachers. Finally, I
give my 41 detentions and 30 In Schools suspensions to whoever wants them.
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
ATTENTION LJHS STUDENTS!!!!!!!
For the last edition of Circuit Rider you will have one last chance to
win the prize of ultimate supremacy. Only 1 lucky winner will have to
honor to claim a prize. But before we say the prize, we must state the
contest. To win the prize you must draw an amazing picture of
Iron Man. NO PRINTING IRON MAN PICTURES!!!! The lucky winner
will get the prize and the picture will be published later on in May. The
deadline for a picture is May 18.
Ryan Crawley
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Famous Birthdays of May!!!! :)
1st– Tim McGraw
16th– Megan Fox
2nd– David Beckham
17th– Bob Saget
3rd– James Brown
18th– George Strait
4th– Mike Dirnt
19th– Malcolm X
5th– Chris Brown
20th– Jimmy Stewart
5th– Adele
21st– Ashlie Brillault
6th– George Clooney
22nd– Ginnifer Goodwin
7th– Gary Cooper
23rd– Rosemary Clooney
8th– Harry S. Truman
24th– Rosanna Cash
9th– James L. Brooks
25th– Mike Myers
10th– Kenan Thompson
26th– John Wayne
11th– Holly Valance
27th– Chris Colfer
12th– Tony Hawk
28th– Glen Rice
13th– Robert Pattinson
29th– John F. Kennedy
14th– Miranda Cosgrove
30th– Mel Blanc
15th– Madeleine Albright
31st– Joe Namath
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
May 1– Mother Goose Day
May 16– Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 1– Save The Rhino Day
May 16– Love A Tree Day
May 1- May Day
May 17– Pack Rat Day
May 2– Brothers and Sisters Day
May 18– International Museum Day
May 3– Lumpy Rug Day
May 18– Visit Your Relatives Day
May 4– National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 19– Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 5– Cinco de Mayo
May 20– Be A Millionaire Day
May 5– National Hoagie Day
May 21– National Memo Day
May 6– Beverage Day
May 21– National Waitress/Waiter Day
May 7– International Tuba Day
May 22– Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 8– No Socks Day
May 23– Lucky Penny Day
May 8– Have A Coke Day
May 24– National Escargot Day
May 9– Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 25– National Tap Dance Day
May 10– Clean Up Your Room Day
May 26– Grey Day
May 11– Eat What You Want Day
May 27– Body Paint Art Festival Day
May 11– Twilight Zone Day
May 28– Memorial Day
May 12– Limerick Day
May 28– National Hamburger Day
May 13– Mother’s Day
May 29– End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 13– Leprechaun Day
May 30– My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day
May 14– National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 31– National Macaroon Day
http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/may.htm
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Hey LJHS! If you can solve these tricky Mind Benders, write down your answers
on a sheet of paper and bring it to Mrs. Workman for a prize!
1. Scruffy Sam has put on his T-shirt. Unfortunately, it is inside out back to front. Normally,
the washing label is on the inside of the left sleeve. Where is it now?
2. You are travelling to the North Pole by sled, but your huskies are too enthusiastic and
you overshoot the Pole slightly. Will east be on your left or right?
3. In the box below, which of the statements is false?
A. The number of false statements in this box is
one.
B. The number of false statements in this box is
two.
C. The number of false statements in this box is
three.
D. The number of false statements in this box is
four.
4. A man walks into an art gallery and concentrates on one picture in particular. The
museum curator notices this and asks the man why he is so interested in that one painting.
The man replies, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s
son.” Who is in the painting?
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012
Springtime Fruit Pizza
Ingredients
1 flour tortilla
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 tablespoons soft cream cheese
1/2 cup chopped fresh fruit, (such as strawberries, blueberries, grapes, peaches), well drained
Step 1
Heat your oven to 350 degrees. Place tortilla on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes or
until crispy. While waiting, mix cinnamon and sugar together.
Step 2
Place hot tortilla on cutting board. Spread cream cheese on tortilla and sprinkle with sugar-cinnamon
mixture. Arrange fruit on top. Cut into 4 wedges. Serve warm.
By: Victoria Parrott
One homework assignment we had in history
class to get to know each other, we had to
write different facts. One of the questions was
“what’s your favorite phrase?” An anonymous
student wrote “Your Mom.” Mrs. O'Hara didn’t
understand what it meant, so she had another
anonymous student ask her a question. That
student asked “What are we doing today?” and
Mrs. O'Hara answered “Your mom.”
In Math, two anonymous students, a.k.a. Carrissa R. and Ryan C. were discussing what
they were going to name their children. CR
said she was going to name her child I Don’t
Know Yet. And when someone asked the child
what their name was, they would reply with I
Don’t Know Yet, and the person would be
very, very, very confused.
One day in Mrs. Workman’s 8th grade
language class, we were reading a play
about Anne Frank. As we were reading
the story, one of the characters said that
they always thought Anne was constipated. The whole class started laughing.
One day in 5th hour P.E. we were all standing by the door. On the door, it said, “No
pop aloud in the gym.” Carrissa R. thought
it said, “No poop in the gym.” So she asked
another student why it said no poop, and
everyone who heard it thought it was funny
because it said pop, not poop.
Ryan Crawley and
Carrissa Richmond:)
LJHS Circuit Rider May 2012
Ryan Crawley
LJHS Circuit Rider
May 2012