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The Fayetteville Press
December 2012 Edition
Entertainment Page
Twinkle twinkle, babies. It’s your favorite
“starchild” buzzin’ among the stars with a little
chitterchat…
The ladies are gonna love this!! A former rapper turned actor who plays a special agent on “NCIS”
has made a real-life bust! Recently, when LL Cool
J was surprised by an intruder who had tripped the
alarm system at his Studio City home in Los Angeles home around 1 in the morning, he decided the
fend off the man himself. At over 6 feet tall and a
hulking 200-pounds plus (of pure muscle, no
doubt), it was no surprise he was able to overcome
the burglar and detain him until police could arrive.
When police got to the scene, they found the
perpetrator with minor bruises and LL unharmed.
The man reportedly did not take anything but was
still arrested on suspicion of burglary. And the moral
of the story: Don’t mess with LL Cool J and his
family. He’ll go NCIS on you for REAL!
Say it’s not sooooo, Elmo!!! A fourth man has
come forward to accuse “Sesame Street” puppeteer
Kevin Clash of inappropriate sexual contact, saying the voice of Elmo had trouble getting it up as he
was trying to get down with his alleged victim due
to a “medical condition.” Wow! TMI!! Of Clash’s
4 accusers, only 3 have filed lawsuits. The first accuser struck a settlement with Clash and agreed not
to pursue litigation. Clash resigned last month as
Elmo’s puppeteer, in the wake of a widening sex
scandal involving the longtime Sesame Street staple.
I will never be able to watch Sesame Street again
the same way. Dang!!
Is singer Kelly Rowland and rapper The
Dream dating? Sources say Jay-Z and Beyonce
hooked up Bey’s BFF with the rapper in hopes for a
“love connection.” And no doubt the “talent” connection would be a work of art as well. Hey, some
folks look at EVERYTHING as a marketable tool.
Ain’t mad at ‘em. (wink wink)Speaking of Beyonce,
on the tail of “fan” Wendy Williams calling her
“dumb” and having the “vocabulary of a 5th grader”
(well, actually that part IS true!), Mz. “Can I Get
Any Richer?!” continues to move forward in her success by inking a $50-million deal to become Pepsi’s
latest celebrity endorser. “Pepsi embraces creativity
and understands that artists evolve,” Bey says of the
new collaboration. “As a businesswoman, this allows
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me to work with a lifestyle brand with no compromise and without sacrificing my creativity.” Well, alrighty then.
It’s been a rough year for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. And looks like it’s
going to end on a rough note as well. According to my sources, Will and Jada had a huge
fight and CANCELLED their annual Christmas party. It was reported that everyone was
invited to the Smith’s holiday party...and then was “uninvited” saying the that the party was
officially off. Hmmmm....looks like someone is getting a lump of coal in their stocking this
season.Speaking of getting a lump of coal this season, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
WITH KATT WILLIAMS?!! The funny man has not been so funny as of late. In fact,
he’s been downright....OUT OF CONTROL!!! Just days after “b-slapping” a Target employee, Katt unleashed microphone fury on an unsuspecting audience member, knocking
the man upside the head with his mouthpiece...HARD. Can you say, “WTH?!” What had
happened was Katt was performing at the Paramount Theater in Seattle at the time and
evidently became upset because the victim was recording his show. Katt subsequently
addressed the audience saying, “It could happen to you. Record me and see what happens
to you. Go home and get your raggedy pistol and bring it back. I already got mine.”
Oooookay! The victim — a man named Carlos Casto-Lino — has since filed a $250,000
lawsuit against Katt and the theater...claiming Katt gave him a concussion and left him with
contusions on his head. This is just the latest in an ongoing string of legal troubles for the
comedian — including a bar fight in which he allegedly threw a rock at a car, a lawsuit over
a bizarre onstage meltdown and pulling a gun on fellow comedian Faizon Love. Can
some pleeeeeease get one of my favorite comedians some HELP for Christmas?! Just
saying...
Back to some REAL funny stuff, start out your 2013 with laughter! ComicVille’s
Laugh Out Loud presents Comedian/Actor Pierre & BET/Comedy Central’s own Tyler
Craig, coming Friday January 4, 2013 to VIA 216 Bar & Grill in the Tallywood Shopping
Center in Fayetteville, NC. Special musical guest will be R&B/Funk Band A-Game with a
special poetic segment from yours truly Val Jones (Yes...I WILL be getting my “Nicki
Minaj” on! LOL)
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! LIVE...LOVE...AND LAUGH!! And we’ll
see you next year. Twinkle twinkle babies!
Val Jones is broadcaster, poet, speaker and host of Soul School Cafe Radio Show as
well as host of “A Taste Of Vegas” feat. A-Game/Cameosis, Wednesday and Friday nights
at Via 216 Bar & Grill in Fayetteville, NC. Find out more at www.iamvaljones.com and
follow Val on Facebook and Twitter @ iamvaljones.
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