Blue Devils King of The Mount
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Blue Devils King of The Mount
OPINION The True Path to Equality - Page 5 Horses Are People Too SPORTS Riding the Mustang - Page 11 - Page 7 LIFESTYLES Can’t Afford Designer Bags? - Page 12 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Volume 103 No. 17 Social Security Numbers Exposed in CCSU Letters CCSU Professor Releases Critically Acclaimed Book Christopher Boulay News Editor Melissa Traynor News Editor Over the past week approximately 750 CCSU students have received mail from the Bursar’s office that revealed their social security numbers in the name and address window of the envelopes. The letters were folded incorrectly by a malfunctioning machine in the office. The letters mailed were IRS 1098T forms, which are student tuition statements that were meant to be mailed out by January 31. Last Monday, during the preparation of the first batch of 2,300 letters which were being folded by the machine, all were folded incorrectly, but the office was able to catch about 1550 letters and correct them before they were mailed out. Once Bursar employees were able to trace the origin of the problem, the machine was recalibrated and was able to fold the remainder of the entire set of 17,000 letters correctly. Mark McLaughlin, the Assistant Vice President of the Marketing and Communications department, is helping to handle the situation, along with Bursar Elizabeth Fanguillo. “As soon as we learned about this, we were concerned about the protection of the students’ identities,” McLaughlin said. Joseph Mendyka, a senior at CCSU, was a recipient of one of the exposed letters. “I got the letter and looked down and just noticed that there was other information on the envelope, but I didn’t realize that it was my social security number until I saw the story on the news Thursday night,” Mendyka said. “I’m a little concerned because I’m about to graduate and I will be looking at apartments and applying for credit cards. It’s just blatant disregard for identity security,” he added. The Bursar’s Office also sent out a follow-up letter to apology for the folding mistakes. McLaughlin explained, “We immediately sent out a letter addressed to those 750 students expressing our deep regret. We suggested that students take steps to protect Dr. Matthew Warshauer, history professor at CCSU, released a book on Andrew Jackson that has received a positive review from the New Yorker magazine. Warshauer’s book, Andrew Jackson and the Politics of Martial Law: Nationalism, Civil Liberties and Partisanship, was released on September 1, 2006. The New Yorker review was by Caleb Crain in the January 29, 2007 issue. It was also covered in the Hartford Courant. The New Yorker called Warshauer’s book, “lucid and well researched.” According to Warshauer, he is the first author to write about martial law with Andrew Jackson in New Orleans from 1814-15. This is Warshauer’s first book, though he has been writing it for an extended period of time. According to him, he has been overwhelmed with the positive feedback. “It’s been insane,” Warshauer said. “I looked through emails for three hours yesterday from both people I know and don’t know. It’s very nice.” Warshauer has received compliments from students, teachers and historians and has been overwhelmed by the support. “It is very gratifying to have these people contact me,” he said. One of Warshauer’s former students saw the Courant’s article and brought it to read in class. Warshauer was honored to hear about this. See CCSU Professsor, page 3 See Social Security , page 3 Blue Devils King of The Mount U.S. Mint Hopes New Central men continue winning streak with 74-62 win over Mount St. Mary’s Alex Carr Staff Writer Dollar Coin Will Catch On Ted Ancher After defeating Quinnipiac last Monday night and Mount St. Mary’s Thursday, the CCSU Blue Devils are surging as they maintain sole possession of first place in the Northeast Conference. Both wins have helped to advance the team’s overall win streak of eight consecutive victories. The Blue Devils are also enjoying a 14game home NEC win streak. The streak is the longest since the 1999-2000 season in which standout Corsley Edwards dominated the NEC. Though the Blue Devils have faired well as of late, they have had stretches of careless play. Against Mount St. Mary’s however, it was a different story. “In 10 league games we had played we have not had more assists than turnovers in any game,” said head coach Howie Dickenman. “Last year we had 12 games where we had more assists than turnovers. Last night in the team meeting it was taken to them in a rather stern manner that we do not value the basketball. We get sloppy and we played this team last time, and we had 19 turnovers, and this team creates 18 turnovers a game, most in the league. I said the key to the game will be to protect the basketball.” Conrad Akier / The Recorder Acknowledging the need to lessen turnovers, the Blue Devils would go on to record Freshman Joe Seymore had a career-high 16 14 assists, while giving up only nine turnovers. points in the win against The Mount. Staff Writer Beginning this year, the U.S. Mint will be issuing new dollar coins featuring the first four American presidents in the order of their service. George Washington, which will be released on February 15, and will be followed by John Adams in May, Thomas Jefferson in August and James Madison in November. The program will culminate in 2016 with Richard Nixon. However, the program only ends with Nixon as of now due to United States law stating that a president must be deceased for at least two years before being honored on American legal tender. Due to the recent deaths of Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan, they will be included in the program after Nixon respectively. The reverse will depict the Statue of Liberty with “$1” in the lower left hand corner of the field. This program began due to the widespread success of the Statehood Quarters program, which began in 1999 with Delaware and ends in 2008 with Hawaii. This brought an entire new generation of coin collectors See King of The Mount, page 9 http://clubs.ccsu.edu/recorder/ into the market, making it one of the most profitable ventures the United States has ever put on, gaining more than $4 billion due to the cost of producing the quarter, being five cents lower than its worth as stated on us-coin-values-advisor.com. According to the U.S. Mint, over 140 million Americans collect the statehood quarters, which they hope will carry over into the Presidential Dollar program. It not only has given the government added revenue, it has also given the coin collecting industry a bump as well. All past American currency has seen an immense rise in collectorship due to this program, most notably the Washington quarters, the buffalo nickels, the Indian and Lincoln penny as well as the mercury dimes and Morgan dollars. Unlike its predecessor, the Sacagawea dollar coin, these dollar coins will feature “E Pluribus Unum” as well as its mintmark and date along the edge of the coin, where you would normally find the reeds. According to See U.S. Mint, page 3 2 News Wednesday, February 7, 2007 The Recorder Memorial Hall Changes, Some Students Carp Student Center 1615 Stanley Street New Britain, CT 06050 T 860.832.3744 F 860.832.3747 [email protected] http://clubs.ccsu.edu/recorder/ Matt Kiernan Staff Writer Editor-in-Chief Mark Rowan Managing Editor Christopher Klett Art Director/Designer Jamie Paakkonen Associate Layout Editor Conrad Akier Copy Editor Laura Stalgaitis News Editors Christopher Boulay Melissa Traynor Sports Editor Alex Carr Entertainment Editor Edward Gaug Lifestyles Editor Ariel James Opinion Editor John Petroski Web Editor Andrew Sotzing Staff Richard Alexander Ted Ancher Ashley Andriulli Stephanie Bergeron Gabrielle Byko Jessica Carraro Karyn Danforth Chris DeMorro Burke A. 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Conrad Akier / The Recorder Prisons and Singers Collaborate For Performance at CCSU John Petroski Opinion Editor The Judy Dworin Performance Ensemble brought Time In, a performance reflecting on women in prison, to CCSU’s Torp Theatre last Thursday and Friday with the intent of educating students about what life is like for women behind bars. Time In was originally conceived by JDPE Artistic Director Judy Dworin after she was inspired by a chance meeting with novelist Wally Lamb in 2005 at a conference for volunteers for prisons. He is a writing teacher at York Correctional Facility in Niantick, Conn. and the author of Couldn’t Keep it to Myself: Stories of our Imprisoned Sisters. Dworin envisioned Time In as a collaborative effort between her JDPE and the a cappella singers group Women of the Cross. Beginning in January 2006, representatives from both groups began observing and interviewing women at York to gather material for developing a performance based on women’s reflections on their time spent in prison. Once the production had been somewhat developed, JDPE and WOTC returned to York in August to share the piece with the women inmates who had helped create it. Dworin described the scene as one of, “Tears and cheers and hugs and incredibly deep emotion as the women saw themselves and their work reflected back by the JDPE and WOTC performers.” Thursday’s performance featured a collection of poems and songs either written or inspired by prisoners at York. These poems and songs were accompanied by dances in styles ranging from interpretational to liquid and which were also either created or inspired by prisoners from York. Andrew Clark of the Institute for the Study of Crime & Justice at CCSU, first learned of Time In from an article in the Hartford Courant, and felt it was something students could learn important lessons from. “We don’t realize what we’re doing when we simply say, ‘This person did something, let’s put them in prison,’ and then we forget about them,” said Clark. “We don’t realize the impli- cations of the decisions that we made of them and I really think prisoners should be heard and people should come to understand what we’re doing and interact with our public policy.” Time In offered students that opportunity, as the performance was preceded by a brief introduction to crime and punishment in the United States and was followed by a question and answer discussion with the cast and two former inmates. Though some students admitted they had attended to earn extra credit, most said they felt as if they got more out of the experience than just a few bonus points. “I was here for a class, but I’m really glad that I came out,” said Emma Dzamko, a junior at CCSU. “The monologues and hearing the different things that the women in prison had to say was really an eye opener.” Jessica Slauson, also a junior at CCSU, agreed. “It was very impacting and definitely very emotional,” she said. “It was captivating all in itself. You could really understand people’s life behind bars and what some of the women went through and the hardships of their lives prior to incarceration.” Other students felt the performance was ambiguous at times. “Sometimes, it was hard to interpret what they were trying to convey,” said another CCSU junior, Angela McHan. She quickly added, “But when you could tell, it was very powerful.” Not all found it as moving, as one CCSU student complained that the piece was boring and repetitive. Entertainment was not, however, the goal of Time In. In a study guide created for the event, Dworin stated that, “[Time In] attempts not only to portray who these women are and have been, but also who they can be…The constant in our lives is change, and if we understand this, then we must understand that change, in the sense of transformation and development, is possible for everyone. In their stories, their dances and their songs, the York women prove this. And in my mind, therein lies the hope and possibility for us all.” Memorial Hall has recently reconfigured the way food is served and the change to the setup has left students debating on the convenience of the new style. Even under such speculation, the dining hall employees are quite optimistic about the change. The school’s dining room, Memorial Hall, is divided into two sides, the north and the south. When the spring semester began, CCSU redesigned the setup of the food in the service rooms so that most of the hot lunch was offered in the north side room, leaving much of the cold lunch in the south side. This sudden change has left some students questioning why the school would format the rooms in such a way. Some students believe the new setup is a hassle. “All the food isn’t on both sides anymore,” said CCSU freshman Russell Clark in response to the new format. “I have to search around for which side has the best meal.” Some students find Memorial Hall’s new setup to be more convenient in comparison to how it used to be. “There are more places to sit now because the new setup leaves more room to find a seat,” said Brent Closs, freshman, who enjoys the new setup, which leaves more seats on the south side because people are drawn more to the north side for hot lunch. Service Manager George Kurimay commented on the why the change was made. “A lot of times at around 1:30 p.m., food would be left out and the food would go to waste and get cold,” he said. “We just shut off all the hot lunch food on the north side.” “No one was really using the north side and we were trying to basically invite everyone to come to the north side,” said Resident Dining Manager Bob Hermann. “We had more options on that side that people were ignoring. People were coming in on the south side because it was quicker and easier. We opened it up so the other students could see the other items that we had on the other side.” The north side holds the main hot lunch entrees such as pasta, chicken, potatoes and anything else Memorial Hall serves on a weekly basis. The south will have cold food including desserts, salads and other cakes, although it will contain cheeseburgers and pizza. This forces students coming from the south side to walk across the dining hall to the opposite side to find hot food. The same goes for north side students trying to find desserts and cold lunch. According to the students on campus, this creates inconvenience for some and much convenience for others. 3 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Celebrated Author Junot Diaz Reads Works at CCSU Social Security Melissa Traynor News Editor Junot Diaz, author of Drown and named one of the top 20 writers of the 21st century by the New Yorker, read aloud two excerpts and spoke to an audience in Founders Hall about his writing style last Wednesday night. The night began as mostly students shuffled in, along with some professors. Most of the seats were filled as Diaz walked in, blaming the traffic on the Merit Parkway for his late arrival. The writer, who is of Dominican Republican descent, is the author of Drown, which debuted in 1996, but he chose to read aloud two pieces from his stories “Alma” and “Nilda.” The first reading was written in second person, Diaz said, which expressed all of the thoughts of a Rutgers college student named Junior. “He’s kind of my alter-ego,” Diaz said as he introduced the story “Alma.” Describing all of the emotions of a relationship between Junior and his girlfriend Alma, Diaz wrote in a conversational style and the response of the audience ranged from quieted giggles to eruptions of laughter. In between readings he discussed his writing style and how he doesn’t like to “strip” his friends of material. “If I did that, then I probably wouldn’t take a decade to write things. That’s why I’m the slowest writer on earth,” Diaz said. The second reading was a highlight from the story “Nilda,” a first-person account of a middle-school boy who deeply cares for the social outcast Nilda, a “guero.” To the boy’s dismay, Nilda becomes involved with his older, “almost-a-senior-in-high-school” brother. Diaz stepped out from behind the podium and stood directly in front of the seats to take questions. He also dismissed a few students. “For all of you who are only here to earn extra credit in class, this is the time when you leave,” Diaz said. He took a question about his book Drown and was asked to describe his character Ysrael. “I thought it was just a really bizarre way to open the book,” Diaz said of the character who had his face eaten off by a pig. He wanted the first story to be a warning to his readers. Answering a woman from the audience who asked him if he felt pressured to write another novel, especially after being named one of the top 20 writers, Diaz said that sometimes “it’s easier to be hard on yourself.” He cited his childhood with his militaryoriented father as the source of his self discipline. “My father would teach us how to shoot and stuff, because he wanted us to be superboys,” Diaz said of himself and his siblings,” he wanted us to have the masculinity of three or four men.” Diaz discussed a narrative voice he often uses in his stories, which he says mirrors the way he was in his childhood. When talking about the difficulties of learning English, Diaz said “I think everyone is allowed to have just one genius moment and mine was when I was real young and realized that I could not speak a word of English, but I had a 12th grade reading level. I was advanced, but just because I wasn’t fluent, people thought I was semi-sapient. Continued from page 1 themselves by monitoring their financial records. Also if they recognize anything suspicious, they should report them to credit reporting agencies.” The university suggests that students contact agencies such as Equifax, Experian and TransUnion and request that a fraud alert be placed on their files, after which the company will send them a free copy of their credit report, according to the follow-up letter. In regards to complaints filed, “only two or three students have called in,” McLaughlin said. Tiffany Jones, a student at CCSU, offered her opinion. “If my social security number was shown and something happened, I’d definitely hold the school liable,” she said. The university wrote in its follow-up letter, “While there is no indication that this information has been or will be used for identity theft purposes, we are sending this notification to you so that you may take steps identitytheory.com you deem appropriate” in order to protect yourself. Sometimes at first glance, it looks busted.” “That’s dangerous for those identities,” When asked about his writing habits, Diaz Jones said. “You don’t know how many hands said he tends to work early, around 6-10 a.m. Diaz said, “I also know some people, those letters passed through and anyone could though, who just let it cook in their minds for have written down names, addresses and soa long time and then just have this explosion of cial security numbers.” “Even if people saw the social security writing for four or five months, writing all day numbers and didn’t know who [the students] and all night. It’s kind of like the immigrant structure, I guess; working long and hard with are, that’s just not right,” said Jessica Shepherd, a CCSU student. small pay.” In the apology letter, CCSU gave out the following numbers for these credit agencies in the case that students want to monitor their credit: Equifax (860-525-6285), Experian (888-397-3742) and TransUnion (800-6807289). Student Loan Company CCSU Professor Tries to Fight Lender List Continued from page 1 Christopher Boulay News Editor A New York student loan company is working with United States senators to try to get rid of school’s preferred lender lists and encourage students to look for loans from sources that are in their best interests. MyRichUncle.com is a student loan website that is dedicated to giving students better deals on loans. Karin Pellman, the vice president of public relations at myrichuncle.com, is frustrated with the current state of affairs regarding loans for college students. “Universities use preferred lender lists for their own benefits,” Pellman said. “It isn’t about the students anymore. We want that to change.” The Federal Student Act of 1965 was created in order to help students pay for college in a more affordable, easy way. This manifested into a system where the school and lender benefited instead of the student. Pellman is not happy about this and said that the loan company has worked with Senators Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton and others to combat the issue. Some legislation has been passed in order to help ease the burden on students, but Pellman believes that it is not enough. “We need to have preferred lender lists to be done away with. We want students to shop lenders. They will have a better experience and get a better price,” she said. “Once lenders are not competing for lists, they are competing for you.” Pellman relates the possibility of the abolition of preferred lender lists to the time that the stock website E-Trade came out on the market. “When E-Trade came into the fold, you no longer needed the middleman. It will be the same result when preferred lender lists are gone,” Pellman said. When asked what the best thing for students to do when they shop for student loans and try to get the best deal Pellman said, “Students and parents should shop directly with the lenders. Don’t take the list for gospel. Shop around.” CCSU’s financial aid department does have a preferred lender list, but the department says that the list is not a be all and end all for the loan process. Gladys Colon-Lawson, the Assistant Director of Financial Aid, says that the school is very flexible. “The students are not mandated to use the lists. Many students use both the list and outside sources,” Colon-Lawson said. “While there are three or four lenders that the majority of the students use, we do not advocate them to go one way or the other.” Pellman wants to remind students that looking for the best loan for them is not the easiest task. There is not an easy way to do it through a university. “Getting a student loan is like shopping for car insurance,” she said. “You don’t ask the DMV for the best insurance, you have to shop around.” Christopher Mazziotta, a CCSU senior, receives student loans through Sallie Mae, a company that considers themselves the leading provider of student loans. Mazziotta said that he had no problems dealing with the lender; one that happens to be on CCSU’s preferred lender list. “Sallie Mae is very good in their services. They have all types of payment plans and I determine all of the requirements of the loan through them. Any arrangements that have to be made [regarding the loan] go to CCSU through Sallie Mae. I have had no problems at all,” Mazziotta said. While Pellman made it clear that she isn’t just advertising her group for all students to purchase loans from. MyRichUncle.com offers both public and private loans. Pellman explained that when MyRichUncle.com came into the market, the universities that planned to add them to their lists did not care at all what the loan prices were. “Universities wanted things that were good for them, not the students,” she said. MyRichUncle.com is still working with the United States Senate in order to put pressure on universities and the Department of Education to get the problem of preferred lender lists fixed. “I graduated from CCSU. To come back to CCSU and influence them is incredibly gratifying,” he said. The CCSU website has a press release on the school’s homepage informing web visitors that Warshauer was recognized in the New Yorker. The book was published by the University of Tennessee Press. Warshauer selected the college publisher because of the volume of scholars that print with the same or similar publishers. “I always tell my students that professors write just like they do. But the difference is that they can get a letter grade, and for us, it is pass/fail.” - Matthew Warshauer “It is very scholarly,” he said. “There are different degrees of prestige for different university presses. I picked the University of Tennessee because they asked me.” Warshauer has two main arguments in the book. The first explains how Andrew Jackson’s declaration of martial law set a precedent for the use of emergency powers that others have used. The second is regarding President Jackson’s character. According to Warshauer, many people believe that Jackson was insane. Warshauer on the other hand, disagrees. “Though President Jackson did some rotten things, I don’t think he was insane,” said Warshauer. “He was a pretty sharp man and he was successful in what he did.” Regarding the book’s success, Warshauer is very pleased. “Authors write books, work on them and hope that they will be well received. I believed that my topic was important. I had to wait and see if others thought that it was important,” he said. “I always tell my students that professors write just like they do. But the difference is that they can get a letter grade, and for us, it is pass/fail.” Warshauer is planning on releasing a second book that is currently in the works at the moment. It will be a one volume biography of Andrew Jackson that is part of a multi-volume set of all of the United States Presidents. It is going to be compiled by the NOVA Science Publishers. It is expected to be finished at the end of this year. New Dollar Coin Continued from page 1 the U.S. Mint the “Presidential $1 Coin Act specifies measures to ensure that an adequate supply of $1 coins is available for commerce and collectors. It requires Federal agencies and instrumentalities (including certain nonappropriated fund instrumentalities), entities that operate any business on Federal property, the United States Postal Service, and certain transit systems to be fully capable of accepting and dispensing $1 coins and to display signs and notices of this capability.” The U.S. Mint is also working closely with the Federal Reserve to “ensure that United States Mint officials can make informed decisions regarding production volumes.” A widely recognized fault in the handling of the Sacagawea Dollar when it was first issued for circulation in 2000 was that it wasn’t accepted in vending machines and was often hard to get because they were never distributed in change. To remedy this problem, on the U.S. Mint’s website it states that “the United States Mint and the Federal Reserve are reaching out to, and building relationships with, a variety of stakeholders as outlined in the Act. This includes entities that use $1 coins in daily transactions (such as retailers); coin operator/vending companies; coin dealers and collectors; and other Federal Government agencies.” I was able to walk around campus and ask people what they thought of this new program and using a dollar coin. Fifteen out of 15 people asked were opposed to the idea and favored the dollar bill. However when told that they soon would be able to use them in vending machines, and other things of the like, their opinions changed drastically. Though most countries around the world use a dollar coin, Americans have rejected all dollar coins for the most part beginning with the Eisenhower dollar, which ran from 1971 to 1978. The peace dollar, which ran from 1921-1928 and 1934-1935, was the last dollar in coin form that was widely used by the American public. There’s no doubt that this coin will be a hit will collectors of all ages. But in terms of it being in circulation, one thing’s for sure, only time will tell how Americans truly feel about carrying an extra coin in their pockets. Opinion/Editorial 4 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Editorial Before anything else is said, we must make clear to our readers that, as we write this, the news has just broken. Nothing has been proven, substantiated or confirmed. It very well may or may not be proven, substantiated or confirmed before The Recorder hits stands on Wednesday. Nonetheless, the Iranian government has announced that their scientists have discovered a cure for AIDS. According to the admittedly suspect Iranian Fars news agency, “After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.” Fars went on to report, “The drug named ‘IMOD’ is completely effective and safe with no proved side effects.” In fairness, Fars also recently reported news that a UFO crashed in Iran and claimed that Israel was practicing genocide against their Lebanese neighbors with poison-filled birthday balloons, so their claim that Iranian scientists have discovered a cure for AIDS must be taken with a grain of salt. Even so, if this claim is proven true, serious questions will be raised. Will our opinion of Iran and the Middle East in general change for the better if Iranian scientists have indeed discovered a cure for AIDS? Would such an important medical discovery be grounds to overlook Iran’s nuclear aspirations, or pardon Iranian president Ahmadinejad’s declaration that the Middle East would be better off, “Without the existence of the Zionist regime” and other saber-rattling that call for Israel’s destruction? More importantly, if this news is true, what will Tehran’s next step be? Will they openly offer this medicine to the world in hopes of fostering goodwill towards their nation? Or will they hold the cure hostage, using it as leverage in future diplomatic negotiations? In the same line, would they use it as a “shield” of sorts to prevent future American or Israeli air strikes? Even if they did, would the American or Israeli government let this influence their foreign policy? Also, if a cure for AIDS was indeed discovered, might that discovery bring about a new sexual revolution? This in itself would raise new problems. Will teenage birthrates rise? How about abortion rates? How will society as a whole adapt to confront these already contentious issues if their incidents increase? Would the United States maintain favorable relations with African nations forged by America’s help in their fight against AIDS, or would those nations abandon our trade in favor of China and the economical development it promises to bring to the continent? Clearly, an Iranian discovery of a cure for AIDS raises more issues and may possibly cause more problems than it resolves. Still, we cannot deny that if this does in fact prove true the world will be far better off. Imagine a world where this awful disease was eradicated. Imagine all the people saved from a painful death and the money saved on contraceptive movements and interventions. All the benefits would never fit in this editorial. As such, we feel it is imperative of our government to not only give the Iranians the benefit of the doubt on this issue, but to take all steps possible to reach an accord if their claims do prove true. Letters to the Editor Dear Editor, I was glad to see news editor Christopher Boulay take note of the rampant media demonization of Hugo Chavez in the recent op-ed, “Modern Day McCarthyism” (Jan. 23). What gets lost in nearly all media perspectives, including yours, is historical perspective. It wouldn’t take long for The Recorder, or The Washington Post, for that matter, to lay out a concise history of American capitalist imperialism in Central and South America over the last half-century: * Democratically elected Jacobo Arbenz took vast uncultivated lands for redistribution among poor citizens—while compensating the previous landowners—and was victimized by a CIA coup that led to more than 40 more years of violent government suppression of the poor and indigenous, with a death toll estimated at 200,000. * When Sandinistas took power in Nicaragua in 1979, they instituted democratic elections, a national constitution and sought to make inroads into education assistance and national health care. Sadly, they did it with Marxist ideology including land redistribution, so the United States trained and funded the Contras, a raping, torturing and murdering force for destabilization. Their work, combined with the crippling affects of an economic embargo, led to the fall of the efforts to bring Nicaragua out of subservient poverty a decade later. * When financing opposition could not prevent the popular election of Salvador Allende in Chile in 1970, the United States was quick to act. Allende sought to bring Chile out of poverty by nationalizing copper mining and banking to fund healthcare and education. The CIA, which had funded opposition and chaos in the country during Allenede’s efforts, claimed If you have any questions or comments concerning The Recorder, please feel free to send a letter to the Editor at [email protected] Letters must include a name and should not be much longer than 200 words. The Recorder reserves the right to edit letters. to play no role in the military coup that killed Allende in 1973 and led to thousands of citizens being killed or “disappeared.” The copper mines stayed under United States control. * Jose Figueres Ferrer was elected by Costa Ricans three times. He nationalized banking, granted women the right to vote, enacted welfare and guaranteed public education. But he was a socialist, and despite his opposition to communism and willingness to work with the CIA, the United States attempted to overthrow his government, and attempted his assassination twice. Why? He was a social democrat who criticized American imperialism. * Joao Goulart was president of Brazil in 1961. He took over oil refineries and uncultivated land, and nationalized a subsidiary of U.S. telecom giant ITT. Naturally, a violent and authoritarian military coup backed by the U.S. followed. The CIA called it a “democratic rebellion.” Given the long-term U.S. imperialism in these and many other countries in the region (Guyana, Honduras, Panama, Colombia) throughout our American iron curtain, it’s not difficult to extrapolate what the CIA is planning to do in Bolivia, Ecuador and Venezuela. Profits must not be sacrificed in the name of human rights and national sovereignty. We will pour billions of dollars into funding opposition and spreading disinformation. Should this fail, the United States will directly finance military coups in these countries, at a terrible loss of life and liberty. The reforms in South America should be viewed with hope, as an effort to free impoverished nations from the bonds of economic imperialism. But that hope should be tempered with a knowledge of history. Philip Medeiros CCSU grad, ‘04 Christopher Hutchinson / The Recorder War is Over (If You Want It) Christopher Hutchinson Staff Writer The sun was shining down on more than 100,000 antiwar protestors who gathered on Saturday, January 27 to collectively say “NO!” to the United States occupation of Iraq. Washington, D.C.’s streets buzzed with the enthusiasm of a growing antiwar movement that is just beginning to mobilize the more than 70 percent of U.S. citizens who oppose the Iraq war. Families, celebrities, women’s organizations, unions, peace groups, radical and revolutionary organizations convened in our nation’s capitol for an antiwar march issued by United for Peace and Justice, a national antiwar coalition. For those who are experienced or new to the antiwar movement, January 27 was an affirmation to our belief that despite political differences we can all come together in a united front to oppose the injustice of the Iraq war. Antiwar activist and CCSU graduate student Erin Kenney said, “The experience of being at the antiwar demonstration was life changing. Too often we disconnect ourselves from what is going on in the world outside of our own and we need to connect to that.” “It was good to see people realize that there is a cause that needs immediate action,” Kenney continued. “It was heartwarming to see people from all over come together for this cause and recognize that this war is immoral, inhumane and it needs to end now!” This antiwar march was in many ways a response to the escalation of the war by our government. The attitude of those in attendance was enthusiastic. However, many were dismayed by the lack of action taken by the Democrats who now hold a majority in both the House and Senate. In the 2006 November elections, Republicans were ousted by Democrats who prom- ised to work towards an end to the Iraq war and right the wrongs made by Republican legislators. The best they have done so far is argue over the semantics of a resolution that denounces President Bushes planned troop increase. While legislators argue semantics, U.S. soldiers, most all of them college age, are maimed or killed daily in combat. This does not even begin to assess the havoc wreaked on Iraqi citizens with a death toll reaching well over 600,000. Even if it seems as though there is no end in sight to this war, the antiwar movement is essential in creating a space where people can safely assemble and voice their opinions. Most importantly is the addition of active duty G.I.’s to the movement. John Hutto, an active duty officer in the Navy, helped found Appeal for Redress, an organization of 1,200 active-duty personnel and veterans who favor a U.S. withdrawal from Iraq. According to the North County Times, “Hutto said more than 200 officers have signed on to his organization. ‘This is a very huge step for an active-duty member to step out this way,’ he said.” The North County Times continued, “Hutto said members of the military have to ‘make a distinction between following orders and having misgivings about those orders. I show up every day. I’m a hard worker. I was just promoted.’” “I’m not an insubordinate sailor, but I am a sailor who is challenging tradition, challenging the culture.” John Hutto will be flying to Connecticut from his base in Norfolk, Virginia to speak at an event held by Connecticut United for Peace on Sunday, February 18. The location is Church of the Holy Trinity, 381 Main Street, Middletown, Conn. For more information contact Christopher Hutchinson at (860) 324-7899. 5 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Army For Hire Burke A. Downer Staff Writer Blackwater USA is the world’s foremost militia for hire. It’s based out of the United States, and while we must legally allow it to exist, should we support it? No. Should we be their number one employer and benefactor? No. Currently, Blackwater has bases in North Carolina and Illinois, and recruiting posts country-wide, including one here in Connecticut. Blackwater was founded as a private security group in 1996 and has grown into a small army. The United States hires Blackwater to go into Iraq and other countries and perform security detail and other missions just as our actual military would. They’re well-armed, well-manned and ready to fight. The United States contracts out to Blackwater for multiple reasons: they believe we don’t have enough military units without them, they come cheaper than the actual U.S. military, and they don’t count against the death tolls. That’s right. These men, whom the United States license to kill, are not held to their actions as a soldier is. They can kill civilians as well as soldiers, and to the U.S. government it doesn’t matter if they get the right man or not because it’s not their problem. In addition to their kill count not going against U.S. military numbers, neither does their death count. Any man on the Blackwater security team killed doesn’t get counted toward the U.S. military death toll. This is troubling. The United States is willing to hire non-military units just to make their numbers look better. Additionally, when a Blackwater employee is killed in action it doesn’t have to be, and almost always isn’t, reported. Earlier this week you may have heard that two more U.S. helicopters were shot down. On January 23, in one of the crashes five members of Blackwater USA were killed. They will not be remembered by the army except in a passing mention by U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad, during his January 24 press release, “They represent the best of America, showing valor and courage in the work they did each day.” If we hire private armies to do our bidding, they should be considered and regarded as members of the U.S. military. Blackwater has had its share of trouble back home too. Many people, like me, see the wrong in a private army. Blackwater recently announced they were ready to provide brigadesize units for U.S. “humanitarian efforts.” Giving such decision-making power to a private company is wrong. It’s almost as if the U.S. government is saying, “What momma don’t know won’t hurt her.” They’re willing to look the other way, and disregard their responsibilities and control in order to get what they want. They’re willing to throw a broken arrow and spit in the face of all U.S. military personnel who have dedicated their lives to service. They’re willing to spit in the face of the American public by hiding their numbers and thus the truth from us. That the U.S. is willing to contract out killing and not own up to it is despicable. I’m not mad at Blackwater USA for existing; I’m mad at the U.S. government for being so cowardly that they use their services. Man up, United States. The True Path to Equality John Petroski Opinion Editor February, also known as “Black History Month” ever since 1976, is the time of year when we Americans get together and talk about how important it is to finally achieve racial equality in our nation. It is also the month when some people do all they can to ensure that racial equality will forever remain a dream. What is amusing is that many of the people who scream for equality are the very ones who support policies that make a mockery of the term. Before I step on my soapbox, however, it may be prudent for me to clear a few things up. I am a white male who does not agree with affirmative action, reparations for black citizens or even banning the “n-word.” Nonetheless, despite what some people would like you to think, being white and having such beliefs does not make me a racist. Indeed, I’d argue that the true racists are those who argue for affirmative action or for limiting freedom of speech, for they are the ones who continue to insist that a man continue to be judged based on the color of his skin, rather than the content of his character. That muffled sound you hear is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. rolling over in his grave, beset with horror at the way his followers have failed to understand his words, but many peo- ple won’t see it that way. These are the types that fail to see the great hypocrisy in affirmative action. They fail to see this injustice, because they fail to understand what “equality” truly means. Equality means hiring the best candidate for a job. Equality does not mean hiring the best candidate to fill a quota based on superficialities. Equality means filling universities with the brightest minds and hardest workers, not the scarcest races or genders. Equality means living in a society where all men are judged, ranked, graded, hired, fired, sought after and ignored based solely on their merit. Equality does not mean that certain persons are given certain privileges and advantages simply because of what they look like. In short, equality means that you have to make it on your own and that you will be judged by the same exact standards as your neighbor. For if we allow blacks and other racial minorities an advantage in getting into colleges or being hired for a job, what are we really back to doing? Judging people based on the color of their skin and nothing more. Just because it happens to work in the favor of minorities for a change doesn’t make the practice any less racist than a non-merit-based judgment that hinders them. Naturally, that’s not a very popular way of looking at things. It’s much easier to play the victim and ask for certain advantages to “even up the score.” But make no mistake about it— black and other minority leaders that support affirmative action take that stance not because they seek equality, not because they seek to “even up the score,” but because they seek an edge. They wish for their particular groups in society to get a boost while insisting that other groups must do without one. It is sad that affirmative action exists and enjoys such popular support, as it is an affront to all those who truly believe in equality, and it is, in the long run, a detriment to all society. When we start hiring less-qualified people for jobs simply because of their skin color or last name, we aren’t helping our nation at all—unless, of course, our goal is to create a gilded class, void of all true substance. That is not what America stands for and that should not be our goal. This is a land where all men are created equal, not kept so by artificial means. This is a country that values competition, tenacity and drive; not handicaps, callowness and complacency. This is a nation that values merit, not birthright. As such, we should, as a nation, refuse to judge a man by what color he was born, and instead make our judgments based on what for our nation he has borne forth. We should, as a nation, throw away the discriminatory and racist practice of affirmative action. We should, as a nation, remember our creed: “Liberty, Justice and Equality for All.” Everyone Hates Russia, But Not Me. Christopher Boulay News Editor Everyone hates Russia. That is what the media tell us, it’s what our parents tell us and it’s what the entire western world tells us. Even China hates Russia. One would ask, “Why?” Why does everyone hate one of the most beautiful and scenic nations in the world? Well, it is because of the Soviet Union. No one, besides a few socialists and some nostalgic hockey fans, really likes the former world power, mainly because of the Cold War. Granted, the Soviets have been out since 1991, but it almost seems like the world is pretending they are still there. But, seriously, what was wrong with them? Granted, they took part in a Cold War with the United States for nearly a half-century, but what did they do that we didn’t? I will never excuse the actions of Stalin, and I completely agree that he was one of the worst tyrants to ever walk the earth, but people need to understand something: the Soviet Union is not about Stalin. Most people that show a liking towards the union of republics know this and are vocal about it. Socialism isn’t about Stalin either. So why do people get so on edge about it? Why is the Soviet Union or Russia or socialism such a touchy subject? It is because people do not understand it and are afraid to understand it. It seems to me that people like being uneducated about things that they are afraid of. I am not saying that all people should hang the Soviet flag in their room or become Socialist (though that would be nice). I am saying that people need to open up their view on things that they don’t understand. It is more than frustrating to have a person who has no idea what the Soviet Union was other than what their anti-Russian parents have told them. College is supposed to be a time to expand your knowledge and become a better and smarter person before going into the working world. It would also be nice if people learned a little bit of history. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the second president of the Russian Federation, following Boris Yeltsin in 1999. He is one of the most powerful people in the world. He is a former KGB member who was stationed in Dresden, Germany. He has nuclear weapons. Because of all of these factors, he is thought of as a bad guy in the media and in the minds of many people that live in the United States. It is understood that he is a former member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union who tried to bring back the Soviet Flag in his first term of office. Some people found this terrible, and people began saying that the Soviet Union was going to be reborn under his reign. Putin’s reasoning for attempting to bring the flag back was because his family and the rest of Russia’s families lived and fought under that flag. Here is a question: would regular flag-waving Americans like to have their flag changed? Probably not. And regarding bringing back the Soviet Union, why is it that big of a deal? Another thing that does not bode well for either the United States and Russia is their relationship. It is well publicized that Bush and Putin have a good relationship and do meet with each other often. But the problem lies not with them, but with other members of Bush’s cabinet. Vice President Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice have bashed Russia’s foreign policy on many occasions. Cheney even had the gall to call out Russia in Vilnius, Lithuania. This is the same place that sparked the initial fight for gradual independence of all surrounding former Soviet Republics. Why would you do that? You are in a nation meeting with their leaders and you tear open a wound between the two neighbors that has just started healing. Rice has also called out Russia many times for various reasons regarding Russian foreign policy. Does the American government want another Cold War? Or do they want to make nice and give Russia their space? Sometimes the actions of the U.S. government amaze me. They also disgust me. The topic of Russia really leaves me with more questions than answers. I just cannot comprehend why our government would do this. I really would like to know what the readers think about Russia. I would like some feedback. Am I just stabbing in the dark here, or does everyone really despise the country? What kind of country would America be without borscht and vodka? Not one that I would want to live in. 6 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Guarding the Guards Rule Britannia, Britannia Saved the Day Matthew Clyburn Staff Writer You know those online scams? The kind of scams that you always think will benefit you in the end, but never do? “Just send us $99.95,” they say, “and in five years you’ll get twice your money back in what you’ll earn.” Sound familiar? What makes a bank, a bank? Trust. When you drop $1,000 into a savings account, you trust that the bank is going to put your money to good use in their best interest, thereby earning you interest, in cash, in the form of a small percentage. You can be certain that a bank will give your money back to you whenever you want it, plus interest for the amount of time you have held the account. Banks make money for everyone by acting in their best interest; thus, everyone is happy. We trust a bank to do this because it is enforced by a department of the federal government known as the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. The FDIC keeps banks in check by saying, “Hell, if the bank closes tomorrow because they’ve run out of money, we’ll even insure your money up to $250,000.” The invocation of such a policy is rarely required, however, due to the circle of trust the bank has initiated and perpetually honors. Even so, the government keeps an eye on the banking process to ensure the safety and security of you, the account holder. I ask you then, who keeps an eye on the government? As the saying goes, “who will guard the guards?” Oh great, Joe freakin’ Lieberman. And John Kerry-Heinz. And Dick Halliburton Cheney. Social security is the biggest scam in the history of the world. First, the government takes your money via a program that is supposed to help you after retirement. Then, they use your hard-earned money on some pretty nifty things: a war no one wants to be in, midnight basketball and other government programs that don’t help anyone (with the alleged exception of the African-American community, which continues to insist that Republicans simply do not care about them due to their protest of such programs). Where is your money going to be when it is returned to you as promised? In a lockbox? Well, when you open that lockbox when you turn 65, guess what you will conveniently discover. An IOU from Ted Kennedy. The government is a bank that cannot be trusted; they take your money and run to Mexico (or Washington, as it was). Instead of fixing the problem and figuring out a way to rebuild the circle of trust, they continue to patch it up with pieces of gum, scotch tape and small social security checks. Dear liberals 18 to 64: we are paying social security, when they should have paid it off years ago. We are behind in our system, and we are getting ripped off. Social security, then, should be optional, and thereby privatized. People that opt out of it and do not properly plan and save for their own retirement—for their own futures—will likely starve to death in their children’s guest houses. In addition to social security becoming an optional program, the American government should be kept in check by our votes. We should “guard the guards.” And pigs should fly. John Petroski Opinion Editor As a history major there is one fairly common phrase uttered by Americans that truly irks me, “If it weren’t for us, you’d be speaking German.” This chide is often directed at our British friends by Americans who are either overly patriotic or woefully misled about how the events of the past century transpired. When it comes to the Second World War, we like to think of ourselves as knights in shining armor who rode in on a magnificent steed to save a damsel in distress, Britain, from the evil clutches of that sinister dragon, Hitler. I say it’s the other way around. We did not save Britain. Britain saved us. World War II did not begin when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. It began when Hitler’s Wehrmacht smashed across the Polish border on September 1, 1939. Two days later, Britain and France finally stood up to that Teutonic horde and threw their hats in the ring, determined to stop it. Meanwhile, America stuck her head in the sand like a cowardly ostrich. Some nine months later, Hitler stood victorious before the Eiffel Tower. His armies had crushed all before them, conquering Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, Luxemburg, The Netherlands and France. Germany had complete and total control of the European continent, and there was little reason to suspect that Britain would not soon seek terms and come under Hitler’s domination as well. Luckily for the free world, a great man— perhaps the greatest man to ever grace the pages of history—found such a reason. His name, of course, was Winston Churchill. After the fall of France, there were many respectable persons in England—some very high on the totem pole—who felt that reaching an accord with Germany was the only available option left. Churchill would have none of that, declaring, “Nations which go down fighting rise again. Those who surrender tamely are finished.” He rallied his people and inspired them to do the great deeds and brave the great perils which lay ahead, warning that, “If we fall, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age.” He brushed off Hitler’s calls for an armistice, instead roaring like a defiant lion, “We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.” And in doing so, he saved the world. Imagine for a moment that Britain fell. Would America have finally taken her head out of the sand and tried to do something about it? I highly doubt it. We didn’t, after all, do anything to help save the French. But even if we did finally get involved, what good could we have done without having the British Isles as a staging base? It was a tight-run affair just crossing the English Channel to invade Normandy. Imagine for a moment what a disaster a transatlantic invasion could have been. One brief sighting by a single U-Boat, and the game would have been effectively up. What if the Royal Navy had fallen into Hitler’s hands as part of a peace treaty? What should have become of us then? Faced with the combined naval might of England, Germany, Italy and Japan, are we really so brash to believe we might still have prevailed? Well, we are Americans, so yes, I suppose we are so brash to believe that, but it certainly doesn’t make it true. Imagine any strategy you like. The more you think it through, the more you’ll realize that we could never have won that war without Britain. Indeed, think it through long enough and you’ll realize that had Britain fell, we Americans would have awoken one morning to find ourselves alone with no friends or hope, sinking in that dark abyss Churchill prophesized. Yet we didn’t have to face that tragedy. The British people and those of the Commonwealth held their ground steadfast against the Nazi juggernaut. They weathered the fierce gale of defeat time and again and withstood the terror of nightly bombing raids against their hearth and home. They displayed tenacity on par with the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae, and by doing so they saved the free world from the clutch of the wicked. They are truly deserving of our everlasting gratitude. So the next time you feel like explaining to a Brit how, “We saved them,” perhaps you should pause and reflect on something Churchill was very proud of, “How the British people held the fort ALONE ‘til those who hitherto had been half blind were half ready.” If you do that, perhaps you’ll realize the truth. That if it weren’t for the British, we’d be speaking German. Thank you, Britain. 7 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It John Petroski Opinion Editor Barbaro was put down last week as our nation’s leaders sat in silence. upenn.edu Horses Are People Too Mark T. Rutkowski Staff Writer Last week Barbaro, the American thoroughbred that won the 2006 Kentucky Derby and was considered by many to be the next Secretariat, was euthanized following months of unsuccessful surgeries resulting from a lifethreatening ankle fracture. Little effort was made to preserve the animal’s life, albeit one of perpetual pain and agony. This is just another example of our society’s willingness to interfere with God’s divine plan. I for one am outraged that while Barbaro passed peacefully and relatively painlessly from this world, our national leaders made no attempt to stop it. Where was renowned surgeon and Tennessee senator Bill Frist during all this? In 2005, he successfully managed to diagnose Terri Schiavo after merely viewing what he told the Washington Post was, “An hour or so,” of the family’s home videos from his Capitol office. From this scant footage alone, the senator concluded that Schiavo was in fact not in a persistent vegetative state and paved the way for federal intervention. So what if his medical training is in cardiovascular physiology and not neurology? Parts are parts. If my dentist says the lump on my neck is benign, who am I to question him? Senator Frist may claim not to know if HIV can be transmitted through tears, but the man knows a persistent vegetative state when he sees one. By the way, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention says that, “Contact with saliva, tears or sweat has never been shown to result in transmission of HIV.” I’ve just saved you a trip to the clinic. Shouldn’t we treat horses at least as well as we treat our women? Where was the outcry from pro-life advocates? My guess is they were still reeling from all the excitement caused by this year’s March for Life demonstration. The event is held annually in protest of the 1973 Row versus Wade decision. Sister Suzanne Gross, coordinator for pro-life activities in the Archdiocese of Hartford and MoL attendee, recently told the Catholic Transcript, “There is a growing awareness among young people that they see the unborn as the unprotected in our society.” Pardon me, Sister, but has a fetus ever beaten 6-to-1 odds in a full field of 20 horses? (Don’t bother looking it up, I already have and the answer is probably not.) Shame on you as well, President Bush! In a March 2005 press conference, you told the New York Times, “Where there are serious questions and substantial doubts, our society, our law and our courts should have a presumption in favor of life.” Only someone who, as Governor of Texas, presided over more executions (152) than occurred in all other U.S. States combined can speak with such authority on a person’s right to life. Mr. Bush, if you can give the Presidential Metal of Freedom to George Tenet and Paul Bremer, couldn’t you also you also offer an executive pardon to Barbaro, the horse that had the largest margin of victory in the Kentucky Derby in 60 years? How can we be so careless with a life? This animal had many long years of heavy medication and agonizing physical treatment to look forward to. I suppose in our modern society, with its iPods and hybrid cars, no one has the time to nurse an indisposed horse for 30 years. Readers, the next time you’re brushing your teeth, feeding your dog, eating a bowl of Jell-O or just gluing together a broken teacup, think of Barbaro, won’t you? Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder, but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis, but lend me your ears and I’m sure I’ll sway you towards a darkened alley. If it weren’t for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It’s quite logical; in fact I don’t understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn’t do the same to the local Indians—it certainly would have saved on shipping costs. Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn’t seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren’t for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus? If it weren’t for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government. Rape’s glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape’s advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren’t for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn’t drunk? In a society as plasticconscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn’t have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn’t—at least no self-respecting man would—but there in lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too; and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy. Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape—prisoners enjoy its many perks too. What, after all, could possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around. But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some saucy circlejerk rape action? Yeah, that’s the ticket. ‘Interview’ with Hanoi Jane Richard Alexander Staff Writer Richard Alexander: Hello, Jane. It is very nice of you to take some time out of your busy schedule to meet with me. I’d like to start by commending you for your role in Barbarella. I still have dreams where I’m an angel and you are playing with my ruffled feathers oh so seductively. I just feel like screaming and making loud noises! Jane Fonda: “A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.” Alexander: Yes, indeed. Very possible indeed…So, how did you get the mug shot? Jane Fonda: “No Comment.” Alexander: Well, I read that you were arrested for “smuggling unidentified pills” back in 1970. What was that all about? Jane Fonda: “They were vitamins.” Alexander: Vitamins? Who gets arrested for taking vitamins on an airplane? I guess it must have been a common occurrence back then. Jane, how did you feel about the American soldiers fighting in Vietnam and how did you get the pseudonym, “Hanoi Jane?” fortune of falling into the hands of a country such as the United States and becoming a colony.” Alexander: And what about today? Jane Fonda: “We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.” Alexander: I know exactly what you mean about repetition; I still cannot seem to forget that damn, “Head-On: apply directly on the forehead,” commercial. In any case, do you think that Nixon was a liar? Jane Fonda: “I want to publicly accuse Nixon of being a new-type Hitler.” Alexander: Alright then. Now, Jane, what is the meaning of treason? Treason is the crime of disloyalty to one’s nation or state. And what was the penalty for treason in the 1970’s and up until 1998? Death. Is there anything you’d like to say about that, Jane? Jane Fonda: “I took some pictures on my visit to Vietnam next to an NVA anti-aircraft gun that was used to shoot down American planes. I addressed the military saying, ‘To the U.S. servicemen who are stationed on the aircraft carriers in the Gulf of Tonkin, those of you who load the bombs on the planes should know that those weapons are illegal. And the use of those bombs or condoning the use of those bombs, makes one a war criminal.’” Jane Fonda: “I would like to say something, not just to Vietnam veterans in New England, but to men who were in Vietnam, who I hurt, or whose pain I caused to deepen because of things that I said or did. I was trying to help end the killing and the war, but there were times when I was thoughtless and careless about it and I’m very sorry that I hurt them. And I want to apologize to them and their families…I will go to my grave regretting the photograph of me in an anti-aircraft gun, which looks like I was trying to shoot at American planes. It hurt so many soldiers. It galvanized such hostility. It was the most horrible thing I could possibly have done. It was just thoughtless.” Alexander: Ouch Jane. Talk about kicking them when they’re down. So, I guess you were against the war then? What were your exact words to describe yourself back then? Alexander: Oh well, since you apologized so nicely, I guess it would be alright, if you didn’t do it again. So, I have to ask, what’s up with your anti-war bus tour? Jane Fonda: “I’m not a pacifist. I understand why the Vietnamese are fighting... against a white man’s racist aggression. We know what U.S. imperialism has done to our country so we know what lies in store for any third world country that could have the mis- Jane Fonda: “I can’t go into any detail except to say that it’s going to be pretty exciting.” The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction. 8 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Connecticut Shows! Metal Shows 2/09 – Kittie @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ Walls of Jericho & Dead to Fall 2/09 – Life In Your Way @ El N Gee in New London 2/16 – Cold World @ American Legion in Wallingford w/ One Three & Colin of Arabia 2/16 – Mastadon @ Toads Place w/ Converge & Priestess in New Haven 2/16 – Hot Cross @ Masonic Temple in Hamden w/ Transistor Transistor & They and The Children 2/19 – Byzantine @ Daniel St Club in Milford 2/23 – Sevendust @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ Diecast 3/03 – Unleashed @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ Krisiun & Belphegor 3/04 – Bane @ El N Gee in New London w/ Ambitions 3/05 – Daughters @ American Legion in Wallingford w/ Chinese Stars 3/15 – WFCS METALFEST!!!! @ Alumni Hall – CCSU w/ ISIS, TORCHE, MORE TBA 3/29 – Hella @ Daniel St Club in Milford w/ Dirty Projectors 4/10 – Norma Jean @ Toads Place in New Haven w/ A Life Once Lost & The Chariot 6/02 – The Fucking Champs @ American Legion in Wallingford w/ The Parasprinter Alternative Shows 2/08 – The Tom Sartori Band @ The CCSU Student Center w/ Emerald City & Steinbeck 2/12 – Over It @ Webster Underground in Hartford w/ Monty Are I 2/15 – Sonic Youth @ Toads Place in New Haven w/ Wooden Wand 2/16 – Murphy’s Law @ Webster Underground in Hartford 2/22 – The Matches @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ MC Brash 2/22 – The One AM Radio @ American Legion in Wallingford w/ Quiet Life 2/23 – Patti Smith @ Toads Place in New Haven 2/24 – Kevin Devine @ The Space in Hamden 2/25 – Suburban Legends @ Webster Underground w/ MC Lars, Patent Pending, & Steinbeck 2/25 – Glorytellers @ BAR in New Haven 2/28 – Lemonheads @ Toads Place in New Haven 3/01 – Jello Biafra Spoken Word @ Torp Theatre in CCSU Davidson Hall 3/01 – Against Me! @ Toads Place in New Haven w/ Riverboat Gamblers & Fake Problems 3/01 – Mad Caddies @ Webster Theatre in Hartford 3/02 – The Ataris @ Webster Theatre in Hartford 3/02 – The Slackers - @ Trinity on Main in New Britain w/ King Django & Soul Merchants 3/10 – John Ralston @ The Space in Hamden w/ The Quiet Life, Titles 3/10 – Sparta @ Toads Place in New Haven w/ mewithoutyou & Aloha 3/14 – Whole Wheat Bread @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ Against All Authority 3/16 – Black 47 @ Toads Place in New Haven 3/18 – The Appleseed Cast @ Trinity on Main in New Britain w/ By the End of Tonight 3/22 – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus @ Webster Theatre w/ Emery& Scary Kids Scaring Kids 3/24 – Halifax @ Webster Theatre in Hartford 3/26 – Rocky Votolato @ Masonic Temple in Hamden w/ Owen & Drag the River 4/05 – Low @ Trinity on Main (seated room) in New Britain w/ Loney Dear 4/12 – The Early November @ Toads Place in New Haven w/ The Rocket Summer 4/14 – Plain White Ts @ Webster Theatre in Hartford w/ Boys Night Out 4/18 – Rick Johnson (of Mustard Plug) @ St Casimir’s in Windsor w/ Dan Potthast (of MU 330) 4/21 – Cute is What We Aim For @ Webster Theatre w/ Circa Survive & As Tall As Lions 4/29 – Acid Mothers Temple @ BAR in New Haven 5/06 – Hot Rod Circuit @ Webster Underground in Hartford w/ Limbeck & The Forecast 5/24 – Brand New @ Webster Theatre in Hartford Alum Visits Class, Tells a Tale of Journalism Samantha Sullivan Staff Writer As an English major at Central Connecticut State University in the early 1990s, journalist Bill Weir did not expect his career after college to include attempting or succeeding to pluck out the first few bars of Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water” on a ukulele. But in January 2007, he found himself doing just that as part of his research for a widely-read feature story about ukuleles published in the Hartford Courant. The ukulele is easy to learn and even simpler than a guitar, “Once you get used to the tuning,” Weir praised. As unexpected as the story was, it allowed him to view an aspect of both music and life he had, until then, not observed. He returned to his alma mater this week, 13 years after his graduation, to discuss journalism as a career and his journey from student to staff writer, with Professor William Leukhardt’s feature writing classes. Weir told the class that while enrolled in various courses at CCSU, journalism being one or two of them, he was still discovering what he wanted to do with his life. It was not until the time came to make a decision on his major that Weir “realized that journalism was what [he] kept gravitating toward,” he said. Although it took him some time to get used to writing as a lifestyle, he settled into it nicely. Weir knew something about the newspaper life already—his father had been a reporter in Topeka, Kansas before he moved east to be a spokesman for the Southern New England Telephone Co. in New Haven. The younger Weir worked on The Recorder, the university’s student-run newspaper, during his final years at Central. It gave him the clips and experience needed to land his first paid news job. Weir was working a part-time job as a journalist for a weekly newspaper in Durham when he graduated from Central in 1994. His first story for The Durham Gazette was about the validity of a storm sus- pected to be a tornado, which had caused damage to a local bar. Weir worked his way from writing for a small-town paper to writing for the Hartford Courant, the largest newspaper in Connecticut, an accomplishment he may never have imagined. Weir seemed nervous and in a state of unease during the discussion, although his responses came out both intelligent and concise. He spoke of journalism in high regards, including the importance of deadlines; the lack of unappealing subjects; even the possibility of journalism rewards, which he has received in the past. He explained that feature writers read each other’s pieces to get ideas, and that one reporter in particular, Hank Stoyver of the Washington Post, is one of his favorites. A reporter for the Courant since 1998, Weir has written for many sections, all of which have included diverse topics and stories. He started off writing the “beat,” which encompassed local police activity such as arrests and crimes, and made his way to writing feature stories over the years. His pieces have ranged from comedy in politics and its appeal to college students to one of his latest articles, the recent growth in popularity in the ukulele. And while he is quite content in his genre, he said that he would consider writing for different sections. “I would try business; I would try sports,” Wier said, “Anything, really.” Weir said that he had never experienced a position he has disliked and that he has enjoyed both learning more about the art of writing and gaining a familiarity with the business. Ten years from now, with much hope, Weir expressed his desire to maintain his occupation in the newspaper industry. “I’d like to think that there will still be [newspapers] in 10 years and that I will be writing for them,” he stated. With years of experience under his belt and a wide array of knowledge concerning journalism, what could he give as advice for young writers? “Realize that you will make many mistakes along the way,” he said, “but not to let that stop you. [And] be aware of what you’re in for.” Sports 9 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Lady Blue Devils Lose Heart CCSU falls to Sacred Heart 77-49 Michael Krafcik Staff Writer Basketball at CCSU is in a state of flux. On one hand, the outstanding performance of Central men’s team is garnering significant attention around the region. On the other hand, the Lady Blue Devil’s uninspiring performances this season are disappointing fans night in and night out. The Lady Blue Devil’s woes continued last Saturday afternoon; losing to Sacred Heart 77-49 in Fairfield, Conn. The Lady Blue Devils have now lost seven of their last eight games dropping the Lady Blue Devils to 5-18 overall and 3-8 in conference play. The team is in 8th place in the NEC. The Blue Devils only lead lasted for the first three minutes of play, as the Blue Devils jumped to an early 6-4 lead. From that point, the Pioneers of Sacred Heart proceed to go on an 11-0 run capped off an Amanda Pape layup. Pape was the game’s leading scorer finishing with 21 points. However, the Pioneer’s 11-0 run was just a sneak preview for things to come. The Pioneers proceeded to go on a 20-0 run that rendered the Blue Devils scoreless for an 8:11 span. A jumper by Abi Tairu finally stopped the run, but at that point the Pioneers led 35-12 and stretched the lead to 40-14 at the half. The Blue Devils were plagued by missed shots in the first half, shooting a woeful 23.1 percent in the first half. The Blue Devils picked up the pace in the second half, scoring 35 points in the second half. Unfortunately, the Pioneers scored 37 points in the second half and stretched their lead to as many 33 points. One bright note for the Lady Blue Devils was freshman P.J. Wade, who scored 17 points in the game, all in the second half. Pioneer center, Kaitlin Sowinski, terrorized the Blue Devils with five blocked shots while adding eight points and five rebounds. Sowinski was able to shut down the Blue Devil’s leading scorer Gabrielle Guegbelet. Guegbelet was held to eight points and a shot 3-for14 from the field. The Lady Blue Devil’s woes continue to mark the historic struggle of the Centrals women’s basketball program. Since the program’s beginning in 1971, Central has a record of 332-523. Central has had not a winning season since the 2000-01, finishing 14-13 under former coach Kim Foley. Central’s current coach, Yvette Harris, has a 35-123 record since taking over as head coach in 2002-03. The Blue Devils will continue league play on Monday, Feb. 5, hosting Mount St. Mary’s at 7 p.m. in Detrick Gymnasium. After that, they will host Quinnipiac at 6 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 10 in a men’s and women’s basketball double-header. Conrad Akier / The Recorder Freshman P.J. Wade finished the game with 17 points, all of which were scored in the second half Blue Devils King of The Mount Continued from page 1 Heads-up plays and a sense of urgency combined to bury the Mount. In the first half of action CCSU shot over 55 percent from the floor and 40 percent from beyond the arc. Conversely, the Mount struggled from the floor shooting only 40 percent while hitting only 1-of-6 3-point shots. Perhaps the greatest factor in the Blue Devil arsenal Thursday night was Central’s ability to persevere through the comeback attempts of Mount St. Mary’s. On the last play of the half, junior guard Tristan Blackwood dribbled past mid-court before launching a shot between half court and the 3-point line. Though he was flanked by two defenders, Blackwood sunk the Mounts’ hopes of entering the second half down by only 10 points. Throughout the game there was only one tie, as CCSU maintained the lead for the entirety of the game. In the second half, Mount St. Mary’s managed to score in a more efficient manner connecting on 13-of-27 field goal attempts. The Mount was able to connect on field goals in the second half, however, their 3-point shooting continued to suffer, making only 1-of-9 attempts. Mount St. Mary’s guard Jeremy Goode was also held to only three points on the night as Blackwood shadowed Goode’s every move and disrupted the Mounts offensive execution. “I thought [Tristan] was terrific with nine assists and one turnover, and the other thing that I thought was great about it was the fact that last time we played them I told him ‘Jeremy Good lit you up and he’s a freshman and he had 20 points against you,’” revealed Dickenman. “The last game he played he had 10 rebounds, nine assists and no turnovers and I said ‘what are you going to do’ and Tristan swallowed him up.” Blackwood would also score 15 points in the contest. Chipping in with big games alongside Blackwood were seniors Javier Mojica, Obie Nwadike and freshman Joe Seymore. Seymore finished with a career-high 16 points while knocking down big shots and taking care of the basketball. Nwadike got into the action by posting 11 points and claiming 11 rebounds in posting his 11th double-double on the season. Mojica helped to jumpstart the game with a high level of intensity and emotion. Feeding off of his own willpower and the 2,156 fans who gathered in support; Mojica and the Blue Devils never relented. CCSU is currently 13-10 overall with a 10-1 NEC record. The team will hit the road Monday to face Long Island at 7 p.m. before returning home Saturday February 7 in a rematch versus the rival Quinnipiac Bobcats. Photos by Conrad Akier / The Recorder Left: Blue Devils head coach Howie Dickenman expresses his dissatisfaction with a call made by officials in the second half. Right: Senior Obie Nwadike protects the ball from Mychal Kearse of The Mount. A foul was called on Kearse during this play. 10 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Reigny Night in Miami Burke A. Downer Staff Writer Let the reign begin! In a crazy, exhilarating and truly super Superbowl XVI, Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts finally got theirs. After excising his demons against New England two weeks ago in the AFC Championship game, the best player in the league was finally part of the best team in the league. The game started off with a bang as Devon Hester of the Bears returned the opening kickoff 92 yards for a TD, the first time in Superbowl history the initial kickoff was returned for a TD. The impact of that return was felt all night as on the next Colts kickoff they chose to squib kick in order to keep the ball out of Hester’s hands. In fact the Colts employed the keep-it-away-from-Hester strategy on their second, third, fourth and fifth kickoffs as well as while punting. Hunter Smith, the Colts’ punter, did well to keep the ball away from the Bears’ playmaker, twice downing the ball inside the 10-yard line. Aided by the downpour of rain, the biggest story of the night was turnovers; four in the first quarter, and six in the first half, three by each team. Twice in the first half there were fumbles for turnovers on consecutive plays. However, of those six turnovers only once was the offense able to take advantage as the Bears managed a Muhsin Muhammad touchdown. The turnovers only continued in the second half for the Bears. With 11:44 to go in the fourth quarter, substitute defensive back Kelvin Hayden of the Colts intercepted a pitifully thrown Rex Grossman pass and returned it 56 yards for a touchdown and sealed the victory for the Colts. If that interception didn’t seal the victory it could have been the interception Grossman threw on the next possession or the Bears’ fumble on the possession after that. The Bears simply self-destructed in the fourth quarter. The true turning point in the game may have come in the first quarter when on his second run, Cedric Benson was knocked out of the game with an injury to his right knee. The Bears’ offense is dependant on its ability to run the ball. The importance of the run-game was only amplified by the rainy conditions. Bears head coach Lovie Smith admitted before the game that it was their intent to win the game by running the ball. He stated in an interview before the game, “You [want to] know a secret about our game plan? We’re going to run it. We’re going to line up with a full-back and run it straight at them, and if they stop us we’re going to just keep on doing it.” With that mindset losing half of their running back duo early in the first quarter crippled the Bears. In fact it was the Colts, not the Bears, running back duo that was the difference in the game. Joseph Addai had 77 yards rushing and 10 receptions for 66 yards. Dominic Rhodes had his first 100-yard rushing game since 2001 with 113 yards on 21 attempts. Ultimately the Bears’ fourth quarter turnovers, along with the rain, washed away any hope for victory and the Colts won their first Superbowl since 1970. It’s taken 37 years for the Colts to win their second Superbowl, it shouldn’t take that long for them to win their third, or even fourth. With the best player in the game, Superbowl MVP Peyton Manning, the Colts will keep winning, and we should be able to look back on this night as the beginning of Peyton’s Reign. AP Top: Superbowl MVP Peyton Manning led the Colts to their first Superbowl win since 1970. Bottom: Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman was grossly unprepared to face the relentless Colts defense. Shaun Best/Reuters Blue Devil Shorts Devils Finish Fourth at URI Sophomore Leesa Mullins won the triple jump and long jump to help lead Central Connecticut to a fourth place finish at the URI Invitational. In the team’s final tune-up prior to the Feb. 1011 Northeast Conference Championships, Mullins landed a 11.14 meter leap in the triple jump and a 5.17 long jump for Blue Devil victories. Freshman Mary Stocking added a victory in the 400 meters, crossing the line in 59.62. (credit: CCSUBlueDevils.com) Men’s Track at URI Mega Meet Sophomore Sean Smith posted first place and second place finishes to lead Central Connecticut to a fourth place showing at the URI Mega Meet. The Blue Devils scored 82 points, finishing ahead of five schools. Senior Jonathan Stakley added two second place finishes, while classmate Markio Williams had two fourths. Freshman R.J. Simeone, meanwhile, claimed one first place finish for Central. CCSU’s next competition is scheduled for Feb. 10-11 at the Northeast Conference Championships. (credit: CCSUBlueDevils.com) Jurzynski Honored After garnering her second Northeast Conference Swimmer of the Week award earlier this afternoon, Kristen Jurzynski picked up an ECAC Division I Swimmer of the Week honor. The junior set two individual pool records (500 and 1000 free) and a Central Connecticut State varsity record (1000 free) in the Blue Devils 135-125 win over NEC rival Wagner on Saturday, Jan. 27. She now holds the conference’s top times in the 500 and 1000 free events. Jurzynski also anchored a record-setting 400 free relay team in the victory. Central Connecticut, which ended its dual meet season with a 13-2 record, will be back in the pool beginning Thursday, Feb. 15, at the Northeast Conference Championships. (credit: CCSUBlueDevils.com) Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Riding the Mustang Chris DeMorro Staff Writer Over 40 years ago, Ford introduced the Mustang as a sporty, affordable coupe with a penchant for performance. Now in its fifth incarnation, the first completely redesigned Mustang since 1979, this retro car tugs on the heart strings of nostalgia with its round headlights, smooth lines and sleek interior. But after 40 years, there are still some things that remain an issue, especially in the base model V6 Mustang, which is the only “stang” available under $20,000. A ravishing mix of classic meets contemporary, the exterior lives up to all expectations in person. The low profile and fluid lines lend the Mustang a menacing look, harking back to its heyday when they dominated the streets. The circular headlights and fastback style is a clear throwback to the original, while the flared fenders and tinted windows are a bit more modern. The base wheel package is 16inch polished aluminum wheels, and for no additional charge you can add a low profile spoiler. The car tested was a burnished Redfire Metallic that accented the lines of the car exceptionally. Once inside the Mustang, the feeling of nostalgia is no longer a subtle hint, but a smack in the face. From the chrome trimmed gauges to the race-inspired steering wheel, this is what a Mustang should feel like. The cloth bucket seats are relaxed and comfortable, providing an at-ease feeling as one drives the car. The five-speed shifter is positioned perfectly, without need to overstretch ones arm, and shifting is crisp and precise. The standard CD player is also wellplaced and within reach, and the sound is fresh. If so inclined, the sound system is upgradable to six-disc changer in the dash, as well as doubling the speakers from four to an eight speaker ‘Shaker’ system for a hefty $700. There is a lingering, Spartan feel to the interior in the base model, however. Interior upgrade packages are available for a fair price, and they certainly spruce up the interior with a leather wrapped steering wheel, polished aluminum door handles and upgraded gauges. The biggest disappointment, nonetheless, is the rear seats; this is not a car made for car- rying more than two people long distances. Entry and exit into the rear is a challenge for the average-sized man, as there’s plenty of opportunities to get your feet hooked or caught. Once seated in the rear, it becomes painfully obvious how little room there is. While headroom is more than adequate, legroom is anything but. It was a veritable obstacle course to exit the car, so if you have plans on driving your friends around frequently, you may want to look elsewhere. Trunk space is a similar issue, although less dramatic, offering about 13 square feet of cargo space, some finagling may be required in order to pack in everything needed to live on campus. On the road though, the stallion is truly at home. Handling is superb and taking corners has never been easier. Braking is fluid but responsive, and the stopping power is on tap. The steering is instantly responsive and silky, and navigating the long car is a breeze. The car is powered by a 4.0-liter SOHC V6, pumping out a respectable 210 horsepower and 240 poundfeet of torque, which is just a stomp of the pedal away. Throttle response is exceptional; although, up-top the power tends to dissipate rather rapidly. It won’t throw you back in your seat, but nor will you have difficulty merging or passing. The surprisingly “torquey” V6 was a pleasant surprise, and the exhaust provides a deep growl that will almost deceive you into believing the 300-hp 4.6-liter V8 is under the hood. Claiming 19 mpg in the city and 28 mpg on the highway, the “stang” is a respectable contender on the gas mileage front. For a base model, the Mustang does offer a fair amount of standard features, such as power windows and locks, CD player and air conditioning. There are numerous appearance upgrade packages offered with spoiler, chrome exhaust tip and more. Interior upgrades are also available, helping offset the frugal feel. Out the door, a base V6 can be had for about $19,500 with a minimal amount of haggling. The new Mustang will certainly help you stand out from the crowd, as long as the crowd doesn’t try to come along for the ride. Overall, the V6 Mustang receives a respectable three out of five stars. While not the best choice for the average student, it is still a well defined car in its own right. Engine Specifications Engine Type 4.0L SOHC 12V V6 Displacement 4.0L (245 cu. in.) Engine Electronics 11 EEV-V Horsepower (SAE net @ rpm) Torque (lb.-ft. @ rpm) Compression Ratio Bore and Stroke (in.) Main Bearings Valve Lifters 210 @ 5250 240 @ 3500 9.7:1 3.95 x 3.32 4 Hydraulic with Roller Finger Followers Fuel Delivery Sequential Multi-port Electronic Fuel Injection Recommended Fuel Unleaded Regular Exhaust Single, Stainless Steel Fuel Economy 19 city/28 hwy w/manual; 18 city/26 hwy w/automatic Transmission Type Engine block material Cylinder head material T5 5-Speed Manual (std); 5-Speed Automatic (opt) Cast Iron Cast Aluminum Chassis Specifications Front Suspension MacPherson Struts with Reverse “L” Lower Control Arms, Stabilizer Bar Shock Absorbers Hydraulic Gas-Pressurized, Outboard-Mounted Rear Suspension Brakes Steering Constant-Rate Coil Springs, 3-Link Design with Panhard Rod Power 4-Wheel Disc; Available Anti-Lock System with Traction Control Power Rack-and-Pinion Exterior Dimensions Wheelbase (in.) 107.01 Height - empty (in.) 54.4 (Coupe); 55.7 (Convertible) Length (in.) Width (in.) Tread Width - front/rear (in.) Interior Dimensions 73.9 62.8/63.0 Head Room - front/rear (in.) 38.6/34.7/Sky’s the limit* Hip Room - front/rear (in.) 53.6/46.8 Shoulder Room - front/rear (in.) Leg Room - front/rear (in.) Photos: Dieselstation.com 187.6 *Convertible top down. 55.4/53.4 42.7/30.3 Lifestyles 12 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Seven Most Common Workout Mistakes José Feliciano Staff Writer A common New Year’s resolution involves exercising, whether it is to lose those extra holiday pounds or to lead a healthier life. Yet, it is difficult to sometimes keep a commitment to exercising if you fail to look at it realistically. Much of the time being unable to keep up with exercising a month after making your resolution is just a matter of poor time management. Get past that hurdle, and there are still seven common mistakes that many people make when creating exercise plans. Avoiding simple mistakes like these and your exercise will become less like work and more like fun. 1. Skipping the warm-up: You should take a few minutes to gently walk, cycle or whatever you choose to prepare the body for heavier activity. Breaking a light sweat will get your blood pumping, warm up muscles and greatly reduce your risk of injury. Overall, you will increase the effectiveness of your workout. 2. Skipping the cool-down: Due to time constraints, many people head straight to the showers after exercising. Instead, take a few minutes to lower your heart rate close to its resting rate. This will reduce your risk of injury and give you a few minutes to incorporate some relaxation into your routine. Relaxing after the workout will ensure exercise is good for the mind and soul, as well as the body. 3. Not eating correctly: Eating balanced meals is a still an excellent way to keep healthy while you exercise. You have already cut down on the Christmas cookies, so there is no need to starve yourself before or after your workout to help you get fit. Food will keep you energized throughout your workout. Just take care not to over eat. 4. Not drinking enough water: Only camels can go without water, and even they cannot do it indefinitely! Don’t wait until you feel thirsty because you are already dehydrated at that point. Drink plenty of fluids before, during and after your workout. If you don’t like the “taste” of water consider getting flavored water or buying individual packets of flavoring to make your own. 5. Over-resting: Make sure to spread workouts out, but not so much that you end up not exercising for a week between workouts. You must be consistent with your workouts, and you must be consistent within your workout. While working out, make sure to keep your heart pumping by taking short breaks during your workout instead of long ones. 6. Over-exercising: Fitting a week’s worth of exercise into one afternoon is only going to overwork you and increase your risk for injury. Forty-five minutes of moderate exercise spread out over the week is better than an intense power workout once a week. 7. Doing too much, too fast: If you have not been running three miles a day twice a week before the New Year, then you can’t expect to be able to accomplish so quickly. Allow your body to adjust to the new things you are having it do. Taking small steps will still get you to where you need to go and without risk of injury. It is the same with exercise. Start off with smaller weights or shorter distances. This is better than pushing yourself to the breaking point. With all of that said you can start applying these steps and create a healthier and happier outlook for your exercise program. Remember to stay safe, and take care of your mind and soul, along with your body. Can’t Afford Designer Bags? Borrow One. Ariel James Lifestyles Editor There are many times when I’m thumbing through a magazine, whether it is Vogue or Elle or even Jane, and I find myself growing envious of the women in the ads. It’s not because they’re skinnier than me or that their hair is so shiny it can give a reflection. I’m not insecure about the way I look. Hell, I think I’m picture perfect. (Read: gorgeous). What makes me green are the accessories that are hanging from their limbs. Those bags. Those clutches. Those totes. I want them. Not that I can afford them anyway. All that I could do is look at those ads and just wish that I will one day be able to buy such luxury items as a Chanel, Michael Kors or Marc Jacobs handbag. I know I’m not the only one who can’t buy these magnificent bags. I’m also not the only one who has traveled to Canal Street in Chinatown to buy the latest, eh, faux “it” bags for $25. And with my dream to get that look for less, a website was born. BagBorrowOrSteal. com allows fashion-inspired, frugal-minded shoppers rent high-end bags for as little as $20 a month. Here’s what you do: become a member and choose the bag that you want to rent. The bag arrives in the mail. You tote it around and get tons of compliments for as long as you’d like—keep it for a few weeks or even a year! When you’re through with that bag, go back to the site to borrow another, and send in the first one. It’s all very simple. There are four collections to choose from. There’s Trendsetter, which costs $20 per month. This category has bags from Dooney & Bourke and Juicy Couture. You know, the cutesy, colorful bags. Princess is available for $40 a month and offers bags from BCBG Max Azria and Betsey Johnson. These bags are more quirky than the Trendsetter bags. Next is Diva, and that costs $90 per month. It has everyone’s favorite, Louis Vuitton and others such as Luella and Marc Jacobs. For those big spenders, Couture, which can be rented for $175 to $275 a month—a mere fraction of the price one would pay for Chloe, Balenciaga or the heavenly quilted bags of Chanel. Some people are skeptical to buying things online, especially if their credit card will be billed each month. Don’t fret! Bag Borrow or Steal offers deals to “special guests.” It’s free to be a guest, but renting bags cost a little more than a member. For example, a Trendsetter bag costs $35 instead of $20. Let’s say you rented a Marc Jacobs bag, and you don’t want to give it back. You may have an opportunity to “steal it.” The website will provide you with a quote in your account if you wish, depending on the bag’s age, condition and availability. If you agree with the price, your credit card will be billed. It should be noted that all bags cannot be stolen. Whether you choose to go to Barney’s New York and buy the shell out the $750 right there, or rent online, at least the real thing can be yours—even if it’s only for a moment. Ariel’s Celebrity Gossip Ariel James Lifestyles Editor Retired supermodel Tyra Banks is busy trying to take over Oprah’s job as the queen of all media, but in the process she’s also trying to keep up with the big O’s waistline by gaining a whopping 30 pounds! According to E! Online, Banks is tired of people making fun of her recent weight gain. She said that she found out people were talking about her by typing “Tyra” and “fat” in Google. Isn’t a mirror a model’s best friend? She had to learn that she was fat from Google? Tabloids published stories about the former svelte star under headlines such as “America’s Next Top Waddle,” “Thigh-ra Banks” and “Tyra Porkchops.” On her official website she wrote, “I couldn’t believe what I was reading.” She’s not letting the comments get to her. In fact, she’s telling everyone to “kiss” her “fat ass.” Actress/dancer/fashion designer/so-so singer/wedding addict Jennifer Lopez is set to release her first Spanish-language album on April 3, according to Vibe.com. The album will be titled Como Ama Una Mujer (How a Woman Loves). This is her first all-Spanish album and it is a “five-part mini-series” that will be aired on Univision. She will sing a song at the end of each episode. Now, this might sound a little harsh, but she can’t sing! Not in English, Spanish or even sign language! I was once a naive girl, and I was fooled by her duet with Marc Anthony when they sang “No Me Ames.” But then I cleaned my ears and heard them again at the Grammys a couple years ago. What a tragic mess that was! Good luck to her. And for all the people that actually buy her album, just remember: when the CD skips, it will probably be an improvement. Attention: Harry Potter fans! J.K. Rowling’s seventh and final installment in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, will be released on July 21, according to her official website, jkrowling.com. (Mark your calendars!) According to People, the newest book will make the 10th-anniversary of the Harry Potter books, “which have sold 325 million copies internationally.” Lindsay Lohan is still in the news. Hey, shouldn’t she be in rehab? Yes, she should, but she’s too busy having fun and going out with her friends back in Hollywood according to E! Online. She has, however, said that she needs to pay more attention to her recovery, and, in doing this, Lohan has dropped out of a film that she was supposed to star in, A Woman of No Importance. She is still filming her current project I Know Who Killed Me. Let’s just hope she has a speedy recovery—but I doubt it. 13 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Samantha Speaks Getting up at the Crack of Nine Andrea Obaez Staff Writer Samantha Sullivan Staff Writer Dear Samantha, I recently broke up with my boyfriend, and lately I’ve found myself crushing on his roommate. What should I do? Sincerely, Torn Dear Torn, It is never an easy situation to be in when you find yourself attracted to your partner or expartner’s friend (especially when they’re roommates!), and it is certainly not always something that can be predicted or prevented. The only thing you can do in this situation is to be honest with your ex, as well as with the boy you are now eyeing. If your ex has any compassion and understanding, he will find it in himself to be okay with your little crush. If the boy you now like has a heart, he will understand how difficult it is for you to tell him how you feel, considering your past with his roommate. If your crush evolves into something more over time and your ex is uncomfortable with that situation, there are two things you should do: 1. Understand where your ex is coming from and be sincere. Follow his wishes, as long as they are not demanding or absurd, and be respectful of him and his room. After all, it is still his room and you may be spending a lot of time there with his roommate. Don’t make things uncomfortable for him by bringing up your past relationship. That is possibly the WORST thing you can do. 2. If your ex continues to give you trouble about your relationship with his roommate, tell him that you have established something with his friend, and, at this point, he has to deal with your relationship. You need to do what’s right for YOU, and not for anyone else. In this case, if being in a relationship with your ex’s roommate is what makes you happy then pursue that path at all costs. Don’t let this guy control your life even after your breakup. Do your best to be happy with yourself and with your ex-boyfriend. Keep a healthy relationship with him and with the boy you are interested in and be completely honest! Microsoft Vista’s feature “Flip 3D” makes navigating between windows easy. mircosoft.com Microsoft’s New Operating System Adapts Mac’s OS X Features Christopher Klett Managing Editor At last, after five years of the current Microsoft operating system, Windows XP, Microsoft’s new OS, Vista, has finally hit the streets, but is it worth it? After being a Windows user my entire life, I started to fall in love with the Mac OS X when working on projects in the communication department (I worked on everything from video editing to digital photography), and I felt the urge to switch over to the other side. Before crossing over to the Mac world, I decided to give Windows Vista a test drive. It seems Microsoft somewhat stolen a lot of the looks and design aspects from the Apple operating system. Windows Vista features a sleek design similar to that of the Apple. The new graphic look is called Windows Aero, and it brings a cleaner and clearer, but, more importantly, user-friendly environment to any PC user. It features a lot of 3D effects along with some pretty cool new features. One of the new features is a better Start menu. It makes finding applications and documents much easier for everyone. The desktop icons and menus are redesigned to engage the user in a more 21st century feel, along with a cool new system font called Segoe UI. Another feature that resembles the Mac’s F9 key is the new Flip 3D feature. By pressing Windows and the tab key, all the existing windows turn into a rolodex allowing you to easily navigate between multiple windows. Also Please email any questions or concerns to within the Start menu, is the new instant search [email protected]. I’m happy to try to feature. It allows you to find anything on your solve any issues you may have! computer in a quick instant without having to dig through the Windows explorer of the past. The Sidebar is a new addition to Vista. This mimics the Apple OS dashboard almost completely, by allowing you to put “gadgets” on the sidebar for easy use, such as the calculator, the analog clock, weather, contacts and so many more handy tools. One handy feature is that it allows to you to instantly get RSS feeds and tasks right on the desktop. Along with the “easier than ever” slogan that Vista is looking to achieve, Microsoft has put a lot more security functions into Vista. Integrated already into the new Internet Explorer, it features phishing software which prevents unwanted sites from getting into your system. It also features stricter parental controls, which allows parents to filter and monitor their child’s online and computer activities. The Windows Defender helps provide scanning and blocks unwanted spyware and software. The new Windows Media Center features a new Media Player to combat the Apple’s iTV. It lets you download and watch your television programs right on your PC along with connecting easy to your X-Box 360 system to bring media onto the video game console from your computer. Overall, I really enjoyed the new features and enhancements to Windows Vista and have decided to give it a chance on my laptop. It makes navigating and working on my computer a much better experience. It also runs a bit faster than Windows XP. However, before upgrading one must check the system requirements it needs. In order to fully experience the new Windows Aero technology in Vista you must make sure you have a fast processor (1 GHz or higher) and tons of memory, at least 1GB minimum. Also, a lot of software is still not compatible with Vista at the moment, so be forewarned. When the alarm clock went off at 9 a.m., I could only stare at it, wondering why that annoying sound was interrupting my chess game with Harry Potter. True, it had been a dream, but I was winning. Then I remembered: class. Yes, I am one of those: the student who don’t even know the professors’ names until finals and to be completely honest, I’ve never done all of the required reading. This semester however, is going to be different. I’m going to read the texts and do the homework. I’m going to apply myself and focus! And most importantly, I’m going to be on time for class—if I can only find my keys. “Ma! Where are my keys?” I shout. She’s on the computer upstairs. “In the kitchen!” “Oh, hey, any idea where my boots are?” “Elizabeth is wearing them.” And sure enough, Elizabeth, my nextdoor neighbor’s three-year-old daughter who’s too smart for her own good, is wearing one of my boots and sitting on the other, watching Dora the Explorer. She thinks it’s a game. Me? Not so much. I put on my boots and look at the clock, its 9:53, which means my boot search and seizure has made me miss the bus, thus making me late for my 11 o’clock class. Such is the life of the license impaired. Guiltily, I call Slim, who probably has had three hours of sleep and has no responsibility toward me except being my ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Slim works late nights and isn’t a college student, two good reasons why he could easily decline helping me. Knowing this, I limit my ride requests to emergencies only. I figure one day he’s gonna get fed up and stop taking my calls, but he always shows up. Twenty minutes later he’s sitting in my driveway, and I’m almost home free. Almost. My mom blocks my exit. “Are you coming home tonight?” she asks. “Yes, ma. I’ll see you later, okay? Bye.” I kiss her on the cheek and duck under her arm. I want to avoid any discussion about my direction in life or lack thereof. My mom, she worries, and most of the time I understand. I’m 23 after all, and if we lived in the land of stereotypes at this point I should have three kids from two baby daddies, one of them in jail. But right now, my only direction is facing Central. Slim drops me off at DiLoreto. I run up the stairs and into the classroom, out of breath. I made it! With five minutes to spare! I feel so good about myself, sure that this semester is looking up for me. And the feeling lasts until I notice the empty seats and the little green paper next to the door. Class is cancelled. Entertainment 14 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Lily Allen Alright, Still Bloc Party A Weekend in the City Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Some Loud Thunder Fall Out Boy Infinity on HIgh Lifestyles Editor Editor-in-Chief Staff Writer Dan Gray Nick Viccione “When you first left me, I was wanting more / but you were fucking that girl next door / what’d you do that for?” Breaking up may be hard to do, but for Lily Allen it makes for a hit song. In her breakout single, “Smile,” Allen seeks revenge on her cheating ex-boyfriend by hiring people to, for lack of a better phrase, fuck him up. But because of all the la-la-la’s make it infectiously catchy, you can’t help but smile at her ex’s misfortunes too. Her debut album, Alright, Still, is rather impressive. She fuses together ska, reggae, R&B, punk and rap, which were her musical influences while she grew up in London. On her official website (lilyallenmusic.com), she said she “absorbed all the music around” her, and that was mostly “courtesy of her parents’ record collection.” This 21-year-old is far different from her other British counterparts (Joss Stone, Natasha Bedingfield, Corinne Bailey Rae) who sing love songs dripping with sap and repeat that everything is just peachy. About those singers, Allen said, “A lot of female artists… are boring singers who don’t say anything… most of the music that I listen to is by outsider figures, which is where I feel happiest.” Allen is happy—just at the expense of others. Her weapon of choice just happens to be her dirty mouth. In “Knock ‘Em Out,” she turns down every man that approaches her (“Just get out my face / Leave me alone / and no you can’t have my number / because I lost my phone”). Can’t this chick keep or make friends? No, not when she’s calling everyone she meets “mental” (“Everything’s Just Wonderful”). I see a trend. And finally we reach what seems like an “uplifting” song of London (“LDN”) since she says, “Sun is in the sky, oh why, oh why, would I want to be anywhere else?” But then at Allen’s second glance, she says she sees “A fella looking dapper / but he’s sittin’ with a slapper / Then I see it’s a pimp and his crack whore.” Maybe there’s no hope for this girl. She does show that sometimes she wears her heart on her sleeve. In “Littlest Things” she thinks of another ex that she can’t seem to get over. How tragic. Anyway, no matter what Allen is saying, or how she says it, Alright, Still is a great album that you’ll want to listen to non-stop. Put on repeat: “LDN,” “Littlest Things,” “Knock ‘Em Out.” Tracks to skip: “Shame for You” and “Take What You Take.” If you like your bands putting out the same album three times than you should probably stop reading here and pick up the next tiresome flavor of the week. With that said, Bloc Party’s debut Silent Alarm was one of my favorite albums of 2005 and I would be lying if there wasn’t a part of me who wanted to hear more of that post-punk UK rock that I came to know as Bloc Party, but A Weekend in the City it not Silent Alarm 2 and I would like to thank Bloc Party for avoiding releasing such a sequel. A Weekend in the City is a deeper, darker, more powerful, more developed and an allaround better record. Silent Alarm had substance, but it was hard to take in Kele Okereke’s lyrics when one was too busy using the catchy guitar work and danceable drumming on party mixes. On this album the band gives you no choice but to take these words in and now that they have your attention Bloc Party delivers something even more significant. If you can’t tell by the name of the album, Bloc Party attempts to capture different voices of a typical metropolis. The voice on track one is not the same that is speaking on track two, and that’s what makes this album so engaging. The record touches on being engulfed by work in “Waiting for the 7.18” and feeling a lack of identity as a black person in Britain on “Where is Home?,” among other subjects. Then skip to “I Still Remember” and you essentially have a love song, but give it another listen. Okereke sums it up best on blocparty. net, “The idea of two straight boys having an attraction, or there being an attraction that’s unspeakable. When was the last time you heard an interesting pop song that actually tried to give you a different perspective on desire?” With that said and lyrics like, “You should have asked me for it / I would have been brave.” and Bloc Party just blew my mind. “Sunday” is the closest we get to a real love proclaimed on A Weekend… as the protagonist says, “I love you in the morning / When you’re still hungover.” While not nearly as potent as “I Still Remember,” this track will win the hearts of all as it finds it way on mix-tapes. The closest song that dwells in Silent Alarm territory, and if you’re just joining us I mean swift, attractive riffs and dance-inspired drumming that you would expect from UK indie rock, is “Hunting For Witches.” With lyrics like, “The newscaster says the enemy’s among us / As bombs explode on the 30 bus / Kill your middle-class indecision / Now is not the time for liberal thought” one can tell that there is more to this than the instrumentals lead you to believe. The song is reflecting upon a terrorist attack on London; however, it is a theme Americans can easily relate to with the last line “Fear will keep us all in place.” If you fell in love with Bloc Party two years ago you’re going to initially find yourself disappointed with their newest release, but if you sit down with the lyrics in hand, listening to it for a second time and still find yourself disappointed than you have failed. I’m sorry, but this album is a luminous piece of work and everyone who said 2007 has been mediocre so far has just been woken up. Some Loud Thunder is the much anticipated sophomore album from Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. It has been building up significant expectations ever since the band’s self-titled debut album made a huge splash in 2005. The first track is titled after the album and sets a perfect example for how the listener should approach the album as a whole: with your undivided attention and an open mind knowing in advance you’ll need at least two to three listens before formulating your opinion. The song will make you think the needle keeps slipping on the record, but after playing around with different media devices you come to realize the annoying distortion is there on purpose, covering up a poppy melody and well thought out lyrics that could have been used as a successful radio single. After time, this will become one of your favorite tracks. Trust me. Following is “Emily Jean Stock,” an infectious song with a continuing beat throughout that gets briefly interrupted by distorted drums every once and a while. It’s a romantic tale that creates solid imagery with lines such as “There is no one quite so perfect, when you’re foreign bound I am the coin in your pocket,” in which Ounsforth’s unique and light voice adds a special feeling to this promise of security. Following this, we have “Mama, Won’t You Keep Those Castles in the Air and Burning?,” which continues the vibrant and springlike feeling of floating on a cloud. It holds more introspective lyrics where Ounsforth details his change in philosophy and attitude towards self by proclaiming, “So now I’m out for political favors / A salary that corresponds with labor / Big house and a morning paper / Good fences that make good neighbors.” A puzzling change in the album comes next in “Satan Said Dance” where it feels CYHSY threw an electronic synthesizer and keyboard down the stairs and recorded whatever various beeps and screeches came out of it. Throughout this track Ounsforth drags his voice over lyrics that depict his image of what hell is really like. At one point, Satan talks directly to him, and, after that, we get a good minute of obnoxious horn sounds. The last three tracks of the album are worth the strange ride this album takes you on. “Yankee Go Home” is a tale about a drifter making his way through the Western Hemisphere where the time period is never clearly defined. After this track is a five minute romantic ode, persuading a lover to follow him through outerspace and eventually ending up in a watery getaway. The album ends with an almost too long instrumental that is calming and fitting for the overall tone of work Most critics will say this band has taken a step back with this record, but the truth is it just takes a while to discover the improvement. Some Loud Thunder will be making it on a lot of lists for “Best Albums of 2007” when all is said and done. If you like your music to be a challenge, requiring you to experience it rather than just listen, then this album should provide you with a great escape. Once upon a time, circa early 2003, I took a stroll into my local record store in Wallingford. To be more precise it was the good ole’ Merle’s Record Rack (RIP). I was browsing around the stacks of CDs and I made a mental decision that I was going to buy an album from a band that I had never heard of before. So as I was plodding along, I came across a blue CD case that caught my eye. I read the band name and title: “Fall Out Boy – Take This To Your Grave.” Being a fan of The Simpsons, from where they lifted their band name, I made the choice that this was the record I would be buying on a whim that afternoon. I was a fan instantly. This record rolled along churning out power chords culminating into pop-punk songs with lyrical melodies that were catchy with lyrical content ranging from sappy to sarcastic. Fast forward to the present, I see myself as four years older than I was that day, and my musical taste has matured leaps and bounds. I have very few “pop-punk” albums in my CD collection. So why do I smile and bob my head like a 12-year-old girl when I listen to the new Fall Out Boy CD Infinity on High? It could be the nostalgia factor. It could be the fact that Infinity on High is actually an all-around better album then their last full-length, From Under the Cork Tree, which gained them critical acclaim (as well as the hearts of every middle school girl in the world). It could even be the fact that 2007 has been such a dismal year for new music so far, that I don’t know what to do with myself. With that being said, it is obvious where I stand when I listen to this album. Aside from a couple tracks here and there that slightly get on my nerves, the kings of high school breakup mix tapes prove right from the get-go on this record that they have not lost their capability to write the catchiest vocal melodies and guitar hooks I’ve heard come out of radio-played poppunk in a long time. There is at least one chorus or bridge in each of the first 10 or 11 tracks that made me repeatedly check my pants to see if my testicles were still there. This album is fun and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. Infinity on High is a record that has a lot of faces. The first vocals you are introduced to are that of a Jay-Z sound clip, which introduces the album. In response to the rising popularity of bands like Panic! At Nabisco and My Chemical Boremance in the past year, Fall Out Boy took a page from the books of those bands and there are a couple tracks in which you can hear their influence. All in all, I hate to admit that I, this big bad metal dude, was crippled by the likes of Fall Out Boy. If you can listen to this whole album and not bob your head, you obviously take music too seriously. Buy this album and remember what it was like to be a teenager. Ariel James Mark Rowan Staff Writer 15 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Kenny Wayne Shepherd Ten Days Out (Blues From the Backroads Alkaline Trio Mnemic Remains Passenger Samuel Martinez Nick Viccione Ten Days Out: Blues From the Backroad is the most recent release from blues guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd. This release is a DVD documentary with an accompanying live CD, or the other way around, depending what you listen to first. The album is Shepherd collaborating with many blues legends and veterans. The first track, “Prison Blues,” features Cootie Stark and Neal Pattman. This song draws you into the music with the vocals followed by the harmonica and guitar. There are several standout tracks on this album beside the opener, such as “The Thrill is Gone” and “U-Haul,” which feature B.B. King and Cootie Stark respectively. “The Thrill is Gone” brings back memories and images of movies from the 80’s that I can’t seem to remember the name of right now. Meanwhile, “U-Haul” is very similar to “Prison Blues” in how it slowly lures you in. The next thing you know you are moving around. The one drawback, that can also be considered a great quality, is that the album features many different styles of the blues. The CD and DVD feature many musicians, each with a distinct sound and style. Ten Days Out: Blues From the Backroads requires several listens before you are able to place a musician to his or her style, but that is only a concern if you listen to album before watching the documentary on DVD. The documentary is the journey of Shepherd throughout the Midwest and the title of album is a reference to this journey. Along this trip, he meets the blues musicians that he idolizes. The documentary provides background information about the collaborating artists, as well as providing you a better understanding of the distinct styles of the blues. The documentary also serves a memorial for several of the musicians. For example, Etta Baker, featured on “Knoxville Rag,” was 93years old at the time of the recording. She is one of several musicians to pass away before this album was released. I will be the first to admit that I can’t predict how true blues enthusiasts will react to this, but I believe it is gateway for those, who are just getting into blues like me, to develop an appreciation for the blues and its diversity in styles. In short, the documentary provides a building block to become a blues fan, while the CD satisfies your blues urges until you build your collection. Staff Writer Edward Gaug A Day to Remember For Those Who Have Heart Duncan Sanford Staff Writer Entertainment Editor Entertainment Editor There are times when I run into an issue reviewing albums. I have taste in such a wide variety of music that it bothers me when I truly can’t get into a band’s style. And it should be noted that when I say “wide” variety of musical taste, I don’t mean the same type of “wide” variety you see when you are stalking the Myspace or Facebook page of that chick you like sitting behind and smelling in your English class. Unfortunately that consists of, and I’ve seen it a million times because sometimes I am that guy, “I like everything! Nickleback! My Chemical Romance! And even some rap!” This example of musical taste is pigeon-holed to whatever is on the radio. Now, I’ve got nothing against the music that is played on the radio, but there are times when I will listen to an album and think to myself, this doesn’t suck, it’s just not my cup of tea. That short rant leads me nicely to the main reason of this article. I was tapped out of ideas as far as album reviews go for this issue, so I went in to the WFCS radio station next door and asked a couple of the guys there if they had any new release albums that they wanted me to review. I was handed a CD by a band called Mnemic. I had never heard of this band, but my first impression was promising. Nuclear Blast is the label releasing the album. There are guest appearances from members of Napalm Death and ex-Carcass. They had just finished a tour with Soilwork and Darkest Hour, and they were about to embark on a tour with God Forbid, Goatwhore and Arsis. Arsis, Darkest Hour, Goatwhore and Napalm Death are all staples on my iTunes library, so I got excited to review this album simply by association. I couldn’t have been more disappointed with Passenger, which hit streets February 6 and is Mnemic’s third full-length. What I thought was going to be a fairly decent death metal album, turned out to be nothing short of a barrage of nu-metal vocal styled singing and poorly written guitar licks. Aside from the annoying singing and weak guitar work, the drumming is nothing but normal throughout the entire record. I may be making this album out to be terrible, but like I said before, sometimes there are types of music that don’t suit my fancy. Passenger is a perfect example of one of those types. Let me take the time to set all my biased opinions aside and keep it real. If you are a fan of this type of music, the vocal combination of brooding singing and aggressive yelling, the dark undertones and the nu-metal lyrics, then this album is for you. If you enjoy bands like Slipknot and Disturbed, then completely disregard my opinion that those type bands are worthless and go buy this album. I promise you’ll like it. In the meantime I’ll be contacting Mnemic’s tour manager as well as Nuclear Blast records and asking them how they were able to snag a spot on a couple of good tours. What do you do when your band has been around for 11 years, you already released an album in the past two years and two members have gone on to do above average side projects? Release a collection of b-sides, split releases and international exclusive songs, of course. Remains includes songs from Alkaline Trio’s early days, before Derek Grant joined the band and as recent as the release of Crimson back in May of 2005. The songs on the album seem to be arranged in chronological order, yet still manage to feel as if they have coherent flow. For aged Trio fans, this is the second compilation they have released, the first being their self-titled back in 2000. Both comps are geared mainly towards the groups’ older fans, due to their overwhelming amount of earlier songs that hold the original Alkaline Trio styling of pop and punk with dark lyrics and darker subject matter. Not to hate on the newer Alkaline Trio, but Crimson wasn’t any sort of good. The Chicagoans start off Remains with a song that was first released back 2001 on their Hell Yes single. In true A3 fashion, the band starts off slowly with a single guitar and then explodes into their power punk mixture of catchy hooks and quick tempos. With lyrics describing their mutual feelings that God has let them down and Satan has always been there for them, they reject normal religion and embrace their Satanic sides (FYI: Both front man Matt Skiba and drummer Derek Grant are confirmed members of the Church of Satan.) With lyrics like “Bless me dark father I have sinned / I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again / Cause it keeps me warm, and makes you smile / Been beneath me all the while / Hell yes,” it makes you think like they might be on to something. Okay, enough with the religious bullshit, let’s move on to the song that first made me start listening to Alkaline Trio back in high school: an overall great song, “Jaked on Green Beers.” Made purely as a “break-up” song, it is done in perfect fashion. Most of us at this age can recall a moment in which “There was a time that I thought you were a friend to me / I think those times I was probably just drunk / And if they offered a test about being a good friend / I’d put money down that you’d surely flunk,” make a whole lot of sense. Other songs on the album that stand out are “Old School Reasons” from the Good Mourning b-side and a personal live show favorite, “We Can Never Break Up,” a b-side from Crimson; it’s a catchy song that shows off the Trio’s newer style very well. To close up the album, Skiba and company included three live tracks from their concert in Los Angeles. While the audio quality isn’t great, the choice of songs is, and believe me, they sound amazing live. The only lame thing is they repeat “My Standard Break Form Life” as a live song. My advice to you is to go check this album out as soon as you can. While most comp albums are dumb, this one shines as one of the Alkaline Trio’s best albums behind Goddamnit and From Here to Infirmary. It’s a great pick up if you are either a card-carrying member of The Blood Pact or just a casual listener to punk and alt-rock. Like sit-ups and fat people, some things just weren’t meant to be mixed. A Day to Remember’s combination of pop and hardcore has the same effect. For Those Who Have Heart is an album that really butchers a musical pairing that shouldn’t be repeated. The songs on this album all follow a fairly similar pattern: mediocre pop-rock eventually switching to over-the-top hardcore screaming. No segue in the world can make that good, and A Day to Remember certainly isn’t capable of pulling it off. The fact that there is nothing particularly interesting or impressive about either element alone doesn’t really help the band either. Furthermore, this album really lacks any sort of hit. It doesn’t utilize any catchy pop hooks to really drag you in, and the hardcore elements are just so out of place that they fail to really stir anything either. From the opening of “Fast Forward to 2012” to the end of “Start the Shooting,” this album is completely uninspired. A Day to Remember really has put forth an album to forget. Part of what soured me to this album may have been a dislike of hardcore in general. A Day to Remember has certainly taken a novel approach with their genre defying sound, and they deserve credit for being original. Some of their pop melodies are interesting, and they certainly seem to pack a lot of energy with their hardcore element, but I just find the result of the two together completely off-putting. It might just never work, or it might just need a lot more refining and maturing, but as it is now, it is a catastrophe. Let’s take a look at the band’s brilliant press release for just a second. “It would be almost too easy and obvious to describe A Day To Remember as the creators of one of the unforgettable rock albums of 2007, but that wouldn’t make it any less true.” It would also be too easy to say that a week into the second month of the year that a band has produced an unforgettable album of 2007. It would then be too obvious that this is a lie when one actually listens to it. Then we have the gem, “A Day To Remember aren’t exactly the new kids in the pit.” This quote would only be true if there were a good band by the name of New Kids in the Pit, as A Day To Remember sucks. A Day to Remember might be one of those bands to avoid for now. They might have some talent and original thinking, but their current album, For Those Who Have Heart, just isn’t worth listening to. Maybe someday down the road they’ll be a beloved band, and we can all look back and laugh at how far they have come from this one, but that someday is a long way from now. Forget this album and listen to your pop and hardcore separately for a while. 16 Wednesday, February 7, 2007 Burke A. Downer Staff Writer On the first Monday night of every month this semester the Central Activities Network will be sponsoring an Open Mic Night in Semesters located in the Student Center. The first open mic of the year on January 29 showed promise. The event was originally scheduled for 8 p.m., but a lack of attendance pushed back the start until 8:30 and with 22 people in the audience, coordinator Steven “Bubs” Fabius began the show. After a few minutes of posturing, the first act, a rapper named Complex, finally made his way to the stage. The second act was a poet/songwriter named Sabrina. Of the four artists that took the stage Monday night, she was, without question, the best. Though it was clear Sabrina lacked stage experience or the polish that others had, her performance outshone the others and moved the audience. The poem she recited first was improvised particularly for the Open Mic Night, and on a whim she was able to write and perform incredibly well. The theme behind her performance was thankfulness for religion. Even though the topic can sometimes be hard to discuss and inspire an emotion that’s hard to harness, Sabrina was able to do both. Her first poem was an emotional crescendo peaking and bursting with the line “The Lord’s my Master, my Man, my Best Friend who’s after my whole heart to mend.” The emotion dropped and then built again, and again. Sabrina was incredible. Hopefully she and more like her will continue to come and make appearances at Open Mic Nights in the future. The next act was another rapper, MC Brash. Brash, the most established performer of the night, brought energy to the stage and maintained an amplified stream of hip-hop and rap throughout his three song set. That constant energy was enjoyable though the setting may have been wrong. Perhaps if there had been more of an audience the crowd could have echoed his vibrant emotion, but there wasn’t. It seemed as though most of the audience was disinterested. Following another soulful reading by Sabrina, the last act of the night was Jonathan Peter, who sat down with his guitar and declared, “I’m John and this is gonna be a little bit different than anything else you’ve experienced tonight.” Jonathan, playing acoustic guitar, kicked off his set with Radiohead’s “Karma Police” and sung it well. His nonchalant style and soft voice, think Ben Harper meets Joshua Radin, made for an apt ending to the short but enjoyable opening night of open mic. Again, on the whole, the first open mic proved itself promising. All the performers were worth hearing, and according to “Bubs” Fabius, we should only expect bigger and better things Steinbeck to Play Semesters Ed Gaug Entertainment Editor Alright, so I haven’t listened to anything that one would consider pop music in the past few years, mostly because I go through phases of what types of music interests me. Lately, most of you can tell by reading my album or show reviews that the majority of the bands that reside in my iPod are more than likely low-key indie bands, experimental metal bands and the occasional punk band. Over the course of this past week I have gotten to listen to some other bands based purely on the words of my fellow writer Nick Viccione and Editor-in-Chief Mark Rowan. The first was the new Fall Out Boy album that Nick has reviewed for this issue and the second was Steinbeck, a New Britain-based power pop band that has its roots planted firmly here at CCSU. While I don’t know if the guys in Steinbeck would like me talking about them in the same breath as Fall Out Boy, it happens to fit due to their common use of catchy guitar hooks and upbeat instrumentals. When Steinbeck was mentioned to me, all I knew was that they were playing a show here on campus on February 8 and that they were from around the area. After listening to the small collection of songs that reside on their MySpace page, I knew that this would be something I could get into and after listening again, I still am. I got a chance to sit down and bullshit with the band’s lead singer and songwriter Adam Morgan this week and talk about how the band is doing and what is on their horizon. He mentioned that the band will be playing a small show on campus tomorrow and hopes that his D.I.Y. approach to promoting shows will help get the word out and all you people on campus will come check them out. If all works out like he plans, you will be seeing posters for this show around campus. I assure you that this show will prove to be a great time if you like a mix of pop, rock and slight elements of ska and punk. When listening to their music, I can recall all the bands that I used to listen to back in high school and even some I still do. I hear aspects that call up band names like MxPx, Saves the Day, Piebald and Motion City Soundtrack. All of these are due to a poppiness that most in the future. “Open Mic usually draws a bigger crowd and it always grows throughout the semester,” he said. If the talent level of the performers has any effect on the size level of the audience than Bubs should be right. Open Mic Night’s 2007 debut was a success. Photos by Conrad Akier / The Recorder Left: Poet/songwriter Sabrina moved the audience at open mic night at Semesters last Monday. Right: Jonathan Peter played a cover of Radiohead’s “Karma Police” to open up his set at open mic. Pan’s Labyrinth Review Stephanie Bergeron Staff Writer steinbeckrock.com Adam Morgan, Steinbeck frontman, will be playing Semesters this Thursday with his band. bands are starting to shy away from in order to use shitty breakdowns and screaming vocals. That’s not what these guys are all about and I’m glad it’s that way. Morgan, bassist Dan Derks and new drummer Carlos Brantley are here to make fun music and play shows when time permits. I say that because Derks spends the majority of his time out of state at college and the band doesn’t get to practice and play all that much. According to Morgan, the band gets to practice more often when Derks is home, but doesn’t feel hindered by it because they have been playing together for so long that they can just pick it up again when they need to. This brings me to right now and Steinbeck is getting ready to play two shows in the next couple of weeks that include their gig tomorrow night in Alumni Hall in the Student Center and their show on the 25th at the Webster Theater Underground in Hartford with Suburban Legends and MC Lars. Both shows should be a great time to go out and see what Steinbeck is all about and just have some fun. Pan’s Labyrinth is an unorthodox mix of fantasy, history, violence and imagination. Set during Francisco Franco’s rule after the Spanish Civil War, the movie tells the story of a young, imaginative girl and her mother. Ofelia, played by the young and very talented Ivana Baquero, is forced to move into her new fathers’ home after her real father died fighting in the war. Worried about her sick and pregnant mother, her questionable new stepfather, Ofelia enters a world that she creates for herself to keep her innocence alive. Three quarters of the movie takes place outside of Ofelia’s dreamland, leaving a quarter of the movie in the hands of gorgeous fantasy settings. The fantasies themselves are more welcoming than the real world she lives in, though they are still very eerie and gothic. Going back and forth between the real world and her world, the two collide to exist as one. The creatures start to appear in her bedroom and outside of Pan’s Labyrinth. Ofelia is then faced with many tasks and problems in her fantasy world that coincide with the tasks and problems Spain is faced with in the real world. Also during these crossroads come some of the most surreal parts of the movie. Ofelia is able to fix her own battles while the realities of the adult world in Spain cannot fix its own—displaying that the innocence of a child can prevail over evil. The magic of the movie lies within the fact that this wonderfully inventive world can exist within such a violent world. Many scenes contain bombing, violence and bloodshed making the movie unsuitable for young children. The movie in and of itself is the perfect adult fantasy. It doesn’t go into the imaginary world and stay there; instead it weaves in and out, allowing us to see from adult and children’s eyes. When we are in Ofelia’s world, we aren’t there with pink bunnies hopping around everywhere. When we are there, we are faced with grotesque creatures that make you question what they are. The film is great for all tastes. It has lots of history, a few heartfelt moments between mother and child, extraordinary costumes and lots of blood and torture that appeal to a wider audience. The film, up for six Oscars, was directed by Guillermo del Toro who also directed Hellboy, Mimic and Blade II. The acting overall was very realistic; Baquero had an outstanding performance for a 12-year-old. The movie definitely deserves all the nominations it is getting for just the concept and storyline alone. The Spanish with English subtitles demands for an attentive viewer, yet adds to the overall feel of the film. Had it been dubbed in English, I find the movie would not have achieved its intimate realism. Check it out, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.