HAMERSLEY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (Inc
NEXT RUN: 1916 ON MON 27 JUL 2015 @ 6.00PM
CO-HARE: MR. POTATOHEAD
THEME: NEW SAND SITE
Location: Welshpool Rd Queens Park. Tunnel ⇒Graham Farmer
⇒Orrong Rd, right at Kewdale Rd, left at Welshpool Rd, then past Murray Rd
South inter-section ~50metres turn right into carpark. LFF/Bus
UBD Map: 291 B-16
For Hyperlinks to 1916 Runsite go:
Last Update: 2015/07/24
1917 2015/08/03 Mon Scraper
1918 2015/08/10 Mon Halfway
1919 2015/08/17 Mon Tagg
Hocking - Old
Reserve - Balcatta
1920 2015/08/24 Mon Captain Hook Scrotus
1921 2015/08/31 Mon Mother
Carine Open Space
1922 2015/09/07 Mon Wimpy
JK Passed Away
???? TBC by
Note: Hares required from Mon 07 Dec on. Please advise JMs Concord/SirKumsize
Run Report 1915: Replicar Replicates Friday Hash
Preamble: The Hare was at the run site, slightly downcast after setting the run just before the rain. ‘It will
have to do he sez!’ Demonstrates Replicars patented H4 Arrow Dispenser (available for sale $99.99 plus
GST). The slack b*stard, never mind the H4 markings the Friday Hash ones were still in abundance
throughout the run!
Run #1915: Read the Friday Hash Rag backwards! But it didn’t rain and there was trail.
Visitors/Returniks: Cookie RooTed Hippo, and Donka belts out an Irish Ballard in his best Scottish
General Business: Habb advises Slops is on day release from hospital and has 2 cartons of VB in the
fridge, Mullet recons he will make a visit to his old mate tomorrow morning. CaptHook makes his
birthday piss-up announcement, by the time this gets out you have probably missed it but the OnSec did
send out an email. Sports report from Cookie, something about......I forget.
Donka continues with his Xmas theme for the evening.....just sucking up to the Elfs I think...
Spud announces post-interhash lunch, get yer booking now, just $120 pp (you can buy a restaurant in
Bali for that!)
Charges: Halfway accused of only removing his hat half-way last week, in return accuses Cookie of
trying to usurp his position as the 2nd best GM ever, from the picture in the last magazine it appears
Cookie is considering leaving H4 to spend more time cruising the clubs with his new best friend, Caitlyn
Jenner! Screwy tries to explain some problems with his car pools internet communications:
Email to all ‘What are the arrangements this week’
Email to all ‘We can get the bus’
Phone Screwy to Tagg ‘We are getting the bus’ (cost 17 cents)
Email to all ‘Its gunna piss down with rain lets drive’
Email to all ‘OK, we will drive, pick up at Bull Creek Station’
Phone Screwy to Tagg ‘We will pick you up at Bull Creek Station, go out of door and go west’ (cost 17c)
All arrive west of Bull Creek station
To each other ‘Where is Tagg?’
Phone Screwy to Tagg ‘Where the f*ck are you?...Standing next to my bag…..Where is your f*kin
bag?....Just at my feet…Work with me, Tagg, what can you see when you look around?....My bag….What
place are you at?....Bull Creek Aviation Museum…..That is f*kin EAST of the station….Is it?......Stay where
you are we will pick you up……(cost 35 cents)
I would rather hear about the Crankers ride!
Habb came in Hippos ear. Kazi christens his new shoes.
Historian: Nuffink this week
ARSE: C-Man has a word ‘MINISTER’ and it can be a noun or a verb, next weeks’ run will be brought to
you by an Adverb and a Conjunctival Phrase. Fork me, half the pack are still having trouble remembering
all 24 letters in the alphabet!
Kazi and SScraper had birthdays, and post-birthday bathtubs. You know you can get pots of edible
body-chocolate on AdultShop.com, well this was NOT like that! C-Man accused of running a gay bar, with
an advert to prove it. Kazi accuses Mothers dog of tripping him up. Poor old Deegan gets the
shirt…friggin pet abuse it is! T-shirt will spend rest of year smelling like a wet dog!
Run Assessment: BraveFart (again), in a bad mood, gives it 5/10 plus 1/10 for the food…ya miserable
Hares Act: At the last minute an act is produced explaining the solution to the Greek debt crisis….
Reet Grand Yorkshire Lads Continued: Robin Hoods Merrie Men #5: Much the Millers Son
Yes, he was a Millers son. That means his dad was a Miller, his mum was the Millers wife and his sister the Millers
daughter, are you still with me? Not too f*ckin difficult is it? A bit like playing ‘Happy Families’. And they make a
story, a legend, and multiple movies and TV series’ based around these simple story lines! Who among us
remembers Richard Greene as Robin Hood in black and white on the TV? Go on, sing along…’Robin Hood, Robin
Hood, Riding through the glen, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, With his band of men, Feared by the bad, Loved by the
good, Robin Hood, Robin Hood……’ First, there are no f*ckin GLENS south of Hadrians Wall! And while we are on
the topic…who remembers William Tell??????? Shot an apple off his sons head with a cross bow. How hard was
that????? Now if it was a GRAPE I would be impressed, but an APPLE! And they stole the William Tell Overture as
a theme song to the TV show, the things you get away with when the songwriter has been dead for 200 years. I
would like to see a program today rip off one of 50 Cents tunes, he would have his boys around there in no time.
Who remembers ‘The Saint’? Simon forkin Templer..played by a guy who, 40 YEARS LATER is 007!!!! And what
kind of super-spy super-hero drives a bleeding VOLVO!!!!! The Americans were no better, they stole the rest of the
William Tell Overture for The Lone Ranger..poor old bloody Tonto eh? All he ever got to say was ‘Yes, Kimosabe’
and ‘No, Kimosabe’, so they didn’t have to pay him for a speaking role. It wasn’t until 1994 that they realized that
Kimosabe was Apache for ‘Dick-head’! And the premise of the show, that a man on a white horse, in a white hat,
wearing a tiny mask and with an Indian companion would travel the wild west shooting bad guys with SILVER
BULLETS was absurd. Do you know what an ounce of silver was worth in those days…a f*kin weeks wages, old
Tonto would be hanging back and diggin those bullets out with his scalping knife I rekon!
Aw fu*k it, I’ve completely lost the thread of the story now.…
Close to Your Heart Run Tues 29 September, hosted by Freo, details coming later.
Bully 2000 weekend of 24 October...residential at Ern Halliday $120 Rego form will be circulated.
‘Rotto’ Weekend in Bali: 6 to 8 November, see Spud
Kalgoorlie Boulder HHH 1900 21 November.
25-27 Sept Pondicherry (India)
Forms will be circulated
19-22 May 2016, Bali contact Coops
H4 Offshore Run
Friday 20 May, Bali
Spuds Post Bali
Bali, post Interhash!
See Spud, $120
Popeye/AssAssIn: Why would a dog be Wanker of the Week when it can lick its
bits any time it likes?
View of City Lights from Highest point of the Run 1915 – near roundabout at top of Golf Course: