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July 17 – July 31/13
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Remember when grandparents and
great-grandparents stated that they
only had an 8th grade education? Well,
check this out. Could any of us have
passed the 8th grade in 1895?
This is the eight grade final exam from
1895 in Salina, Kansas. It was taken
from the original document on file at
the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salinas, KS.
8th Grade Final Exam
Salina, KS, 1895
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define, verse, stanza and paragraph.
4. What are the principal parts of a
verb? Give principal parts of “lie”,
“play” and “run.”
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6. What is punctuation? Give rules for
principal marks of punctuation.
7. Write a composition of about 150
words and show therein that you
understand the practical use of the
rules of grammar.
cont on page 5
FIR FIREWOOD
120 cu ft per load $200
Bob 250-921-5053
Cheryl 250-428-5513
Hair’s Where It’s At
Hair Services
Product Sales
Deep Tissue Massage
Tanning
Far Infra-red Sauna
Great Parking off Devon Rd.
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WINDOW CLEANING
For a Free Estimate on a Clear View…
please call Barry at 250-428-2027
Also Power Washing, Auto Detailing,
Odd Jobs, Trash Removal & Dump Runs
A happy senior citizen drove his brand
new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking off down the road,
he pushed it to 130kph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he
had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he
flew down the highway, pushing the
pedal even more. Looking in his rear
view mirror, he saw the highway patrol,
lights flashing and siren blaring. He
floored it to 160kph, then 170, then
180. Suddenly he thought, “What am I
doing? I’m too old for this! And pulled
over waiting for the policeman’s arrival.
cont on page 3
a Day...
or More
...on the beautiful East Shore of
Kootenay Lake and check out
the many local artists exhibiting
in over 20 venues, from
Crawford Bay to Wynndel!
Brochures are on the ferry and
at East Shore businesses. Enter
the two draws to win $200
towards a piece of art.
Runs June 28th-September 3rd
—— Blueberry Patch ——
Berry Splendor Harvest
Now U-Pick & We Pick
Blueberries●Raspberries●Strawberries
95th Annual Fall Fair
Fri. Sept 6th 2-9pm & Sat. Sept 7th 9am-6pm
How Many Rubber Boots Contest!
Scarecrow Contest!
Fair Guides available at Chamber of Commerce
Waffles, Lunches, Pies & More!
Mondays to Saturdays 9am-4:30pm
2782—20 St, Lister
Take Hwy 21 south to Mallory Rd, then follow signs
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AUCTION
Ken Rasmus Estate “Woodwork Shop”
Saturday July 27th, 10am
414-11th Ave. S., Creston BC
16ft Grew boat w/115 Mercury motor, 7.5hp Merc kicker, & trailer. Utility trailer. DeWalt 12in
planer. King 14in bandsaw. Delta 16in drill press. King 6in jointer. King Mega lathe.
Oxy/acet welder. Miller 225 welder. Delta scroll saw. Belt sander. Delta 10in table saw.
Router w/Unifence table. Vertis power sharpener. Snap-on mechanics toolbox. Mastercraft
toolbox. 24in x 62in maple woodworkers bench. Delta chop saw. Makita compound mitre
saw. Industrial compressor. Portable compressor. 4in shop vac w/hoses. Shop air cleaner.
Aluminum truck ramps. Aluminum ladders. Floor jack. Wood clamps. Woodworking hand
tools. Several jig saws. Grinders. Drills. Saws. Wrenches. Screws. Bolts. Jigs. Aluminum
picking ladder. Two table & chair sets. Two loveseats. 7ft fiberglass bass boat. Fishing
rods. Reels. Lures. Vests. Camouflage jackets. Pants. Troy rototiller. Lawnmower. Garden tools. Etc.
2012 Polaris Sportsman 400 quad (as new– only 34hrs/260km)
PLUS...TOO MUCH TO ADVERTISE!
Please park reasonably as this is a residential neighborhood.
10% BUYERS FEE
TERMS: Cash, VISA, MC
Lunch available
SNOPEK AUCTION SERVICE Creston BC
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Ted 250-428-5577
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Legion Events 428-4252
July 19-Friday Night Supper 6pm $10 (Roast Beef)
by Tammy
July 20-Saturday Night Dance
Music by Colin Bunt
July 26-”Diamond Forever” Show
(A tribute to Neil Diamond)
Legion Hall. Tickets $15 available in the
lounge or at the door. Snacks available.
July 27-Steak BBQ -still only $10
Check our website…. www.crestonlegion.org
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Eric Johnson, Ted Bryant, Debra Mehrer,
and Shelli Morris present PLAN BEE. A
concert of our favorite songs. Sunday, July
21, 8pm at Snoring Sasquatch.
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Ktunaxa Legends told by Chief Jason
Louie. Creston Museum, Monday July 29,
11am. Admission by donation.
250-428-9262 or
[email protected]
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CVHA Kootenay Cowboy Up Challenge
Aug 10th at the Canyon Park Arena, 9am6pm. Call for more information and an
entry package 250-428-5577 or 250-428-1455. 31
West Creston Hall and/or grounds. Weddings, parties, meetings, reunions, etc. Full
kitchen facilities. www.westcreston.info
or phone Leona 250-402-6643
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Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every
Tues 2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the door (Bob Holmes 4288985). Coffee Break-Wed 10am. CribWed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri, Sun 1pm
(Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon
7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm,
Sat 1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406).
Hall rentals 428-7127.
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“FORE”
WORD SEARCH
GREEN, GREENS, HANDICAP,
HAT, HAZARDS, HOLE,
HOLEINONE, HOOK, IRONS,
LAKE, PAR, PENALTY,
PENCIL, PITCH, PROFESSIONAL,
PUSH, PUTTER, PUTTING,
SANDTRAP, SCORE, SCORECARD,
SCRATCH, SHANK, SHIRT,
SHORTS, SLICE, STANCE,
STROKES, SWING, TEES,
WATER, WEDGE,
WOOD.
Z G H P T L H H E H E L S T N
P Q N E E A A N A L C A H S X
O E E I Z C O K O N A N A N M
Z S N A T N I H E H D O N O R
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P T S S W E H O O K T R W U D
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K H S H A M A C R M Q W Q H W
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clouds, but they
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Corvette Senior ...cont from page 1
Pulling in behind him, the highway patrolman got out of his vehicle and
walked up to the corvette. He looked at
his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a new reason for speeding—a reason I’ve never heard before—I’ll let you go.” The old gentleman paused, then said: “Three years
ago, my wife ran off with a highway
patrolman. I thought you were bringing
her back.” “Have a good day, sir,” replied the officer.
—————————————————The custom of serving a slice of lemon
with fish dates back to the middle
ages. It was believed that if a person
accidentally swallowed a fish bone, the
lemon juice would dissolve it.
—————————————————The city of san Juan used to be known
as Puerto Rico ( which means “rich
port” in Spanish), while the island of
Puerto Rico was originally named San
Juan.
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Answer to Fallen Phrase:
page 3
Criss Cross Puzzle
ANSWERS ON PAGE 6
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Fallen Phrase
answer pg3
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REAL ESTATE & FOR RENT
For Rent: 2 bed, one bath mobile home in
Kitchener. F/S, W/D hookups, NS, pets ok,
utilities not included. $550, DD required.
Available July 15. 250-977-5993.
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For Rent: 30 acres of horse pasture in
Canyon. Please call 250-428-1413.
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For Sale: 3 bedroom, 2 bath house on 2.5
acres in West Creston. Totally rebuilt.
$248,000. 250-919-2002.
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For Rent: Two bedroom detached, large
living quarters, quiet area. $700+utilities.
428-5467.
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For Rent: 4 bedroom semi attached house.
$1100 mth + utilities + DD. NS. W/D
available. Workshop. Available immediately. 250-265-8353.
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For Sale: Rural Creston/Lister two double serviced one acre parcels w/ rental
income. 403-682-9832.
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For Rent: Large 2 bedroom suite located
close to downtown. Private drive, plenty of
room, fruit trees. 55+. 250-402-8709. 33
For Rent: One bedroom basement apt,
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$500/mth-includes most utilities. F/S,
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For Rent: One bedroom suite available in
senior’s apartment building (55+). Quiet
setting and yet conveniently located a half
block from downtown. Parking, storage,
laundry. 250-402-8709.
33
For Sale or Trade for older home: Brand
new 14 x 66 mobile home, 2 bedroom, 2
bath, F/S, DW incl. 250-402-9001.
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For Rent: One bedroom mobile in Arrow
Creek, $500 mth +DD. Also large private
Arrow Creek parking lot plus 1200 sq ft
shop (concrete floor, power, 16ft doors),
$400/mth. 866-5454.
31
For Sale: 6.6 acres, mobile home, workshop, driveway to view building site,
$135,000. 27 acre developed lot $160,000.
866-5454.
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Trained volunteers provide compassionate
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We also visit the chronically ill and shut-ins.
For more info call 250-428-7575 anytime.
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Sudoku
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3408 Hwy 3 Erickson
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30 yrs Experience
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We accept VISA●MC●Debit
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Great to feed laying hens to
add healthy Omega 3s to
your eggs! Also a great
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to really make them shine!
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The rules of Sudoku are simple.
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so
every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box
contains the digits 1 to 9. Have Fun!!!
Answer on page 9
FIRE ENGINE.
I Q Painting
Page 5
Answer to Rebus Puzzle
8th Grade Final Exam..cont from pg 1
Arithmetic (Time, 65 minutes)
1. Name and define the fundamental
rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2ft deep, 10ft long,
and 3 ft wide. How many bushels
of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs,
what is it worth at 50 cents a
bushel, deducting 1050lbs for
tare?
4. District Number 33 has a valuation
of $35,000. What is the necessary
levy to carry on a school for 7
months at $50 per month, and
have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6720 lbs of coal at
$6 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8
months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12
inches wide and 16 feet long at
$20 per meter?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90
days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm
at $15 per acre, the distance of
which is 640 rods.
10. Write a bank cheque, a Promissory Note, and a receipt.
continued on page 7
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Canned foods do not last forever. They
keep best at temperatures below 21C
(70F). As there storage temperature
rises, the length of time for storage
decreases.
—————————————————The planet Venus does not tilt as it
goes around the sun, so consequently,
it has no seasons. On Mars, however,
the seasons are more exaggerated
and last much longer than on earth.
—————————————————Bald eagles are not bald. The top of
their head is covered with slickeddown white feathers; from a distance,
they appear hairless.
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Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
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SIMPLY MAZING
ANSWER ON PAGE 5
Fall & Winter
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If you operate a business
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business people.
DEADLINE: Aug 30, 2013
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Rebus Puzzle
A rebus is a picture representation
of a name, word or phrase.
The puzzle below portrays a common
word or phrase.
Can you guess what it is?
(answer on pg 5)
GIFIREN
A certain man had two sons; and he
came to the first, and said, Son, go
work today in my vineyard. And he
answered and said, I will not; but afterward he repented, and went. And he
came to the second, and said likewise.
And he answered and said, I go, sir,
and went not.
—————————————————Have you ever been walking down the
street and realized that you’re going in
the complete opposite direction of
where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and
walking back in the direction from
which you came, you have to first do
something like check your watch or
phone or make a grand arm gesture
and mutter to yourself to ensure that
no one in the surrounding area thinks
you’re crazy by randomly switching
directions on the sidewalk.
—————————————————I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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I would rather try to carry 10 plastic
grocery bags in each hand than to take
two trips to bring my groceries in.
—————————————————The only time I look forward to a red
light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
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Answer to Criss Cross Puzzle:
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Need someone to check on your
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Excavator, Backhoe
Bobcat, Dump Trucks
Answer to Math
Square Puzzle:
ERNIE OLFERT 250-428-6191
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Beyond
Jewelery &
Collectables
NEW HOURS: Mon-Sat 10-5
Consignments Welcome
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428-6300
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Metal Fab ● Mechanical Repair
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428--1499
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8th Grade Exam...cont from pg 5
US History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which US
history is divided.
2. Give an account of the discovery of
America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of
the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the
Unites States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of
Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse,
Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln,
Penn, and Howe?
8. Name the events connected with
the following dates: 1607, 1620,
1800, 1849, and 1865.
Orthography (Time, one hour)
(Do we even know what this is???)
1. What is meant by the following:
alphabet, phonetic, orthography,
etymology, and syllabication.
2. What are elementary sounds? How
classified?
3. What are the following, and give
examples of each: trigraph, sub
vocal, diphthong, cognate letters,
and lingual.
4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u.’
5. Give two rules for spelling words
with final ‘e.’ Name two exceptions
under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in
spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and
use in connection with a word: bi-,
dis-, mis-, pre-, semi-, post-, non-,
inter-, mono-, sup-.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into
syllables the following, and name
the sign that indicates the sound:
card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell,
rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain,
feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise,
rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and
by syllabication.
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Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does
climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what
use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North
America.
5. Name and describe the following:
Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena,
Juan Fernadez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal
trade centers of the US.
7. Name all the republics of Europe
and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic coast colder
than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the
water of the ocean returns to the
sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the
earth. Give the inclination of the
earth.
Notice that the exam took FIVE
HOURS to complete. Gives the saying
“he only had an 8th grade education” a
whole new meaning, doesn’t it? Could
you pass this?
—And no, I don’t have the answers.
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250-402-6711
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Neuter
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For more info or
to make a donation
call 250-428-2811
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Professional Animal Care — Canine, Feline, Bovine & Equine
Creston Veterinary Hospital is offering 15% off all flea,
tick, and heartworm products for July and August.
“Revolution” pricing below is for 6 monthly treatments*.
*Except puppy/kitten are 3 month treatments. Does not include GST. PST exempt.
Cats “Blue” 2.6-7.5kg was $86.88 now $73.85
Cats “Taupe” 7.6-10kg was $95.88 now $81.50
Dogs “Purple” 2.6-5kg was $91.56 now $77.83
Dogs “Brown” 5.1-10kg was $95.88 now $81.50
Dogs “Red” 10.1-20kg was $108.00 now $91.80
Dogs “Teal” 20.1-40kg was $121.26 now $103.07
Dogs “Plum” 40-60kg was $131.10 now $111.44
Puppy/Kitten (3 pk) “Pink” 2.5kg was $42.15 now $35.83
20% Off Annual Checkups in July & August.
Ask us about our client loyalty discount.
Creston Veterinary Hospital
1605 Dogwood Street
250-428-9494
Check out our new website at:
www.crestonvet.com
Dr. Robert McLeod ♦ Dr. Emma Davis ♦ Dr. John Pfeffer
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TRENCHLESS TECHNOLOGY
Irrigation
Water Features
Skid Steer Services
Decks & Fencing
Landscaping
Rock Landscapes
Drainage
#1 IN THE INDUSTRY
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Jeremy Smith 250-402-6209
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Need a...
LIFT
or a…
HAUL
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Give PETE a CALL
250-428-5434
OVERHEAD DOOR
Company of Creston
Gordon Hegland
250-402-9818
♦Residential
♦Commercial
For ALL Repairs
& Service Needs
You might be driving a Hummer if…
...other cars quickly scatter out of the
way when they see you in their rear view
mirror.
...you don’t measure fuel efficiency by
miles per gallon, but gallons per mile.
...military personnel salute you as you
drive by.
...even the auto parts store can’t supply
you with wiper blade replacements.
...it weighs more than an RV.
...when you return from shopping, you
find it has nose and hand prints all over
the glass.
….its disk brakes are large enough to
cook pizzas on.
...you can’t reach far enough to slap the
person sitting in the passenger seat.
...police and highway patrol pull you over
just to ask you questions about your vehicle.
...the cup holders appear to have been
designed by Russian scientists for use
on the MIR space station.
...transporting the service manual requires you to increase your tire pressure
due to the additional weight.
...an entire class period can be disrupted
by simply driving it into the school parking lot.
…the drive-thru lane at McDonalds is
wider now than when you entered.
Complete strangers appear from nowhere and invite you on hunting trips.
...annoyances like curbs, speed bumps,
and fire hydrants are no longer a nuisance.
...Jeep owners avoid looking at you.
...the center console is larger than a
Buick trunk.
...the glovebox is smaller than a Toyota
coin tray.
...your left knee has a perpetual bruise
on it from pressing against the window
control.
...your wife refuses to drive it.
...you now find khaki and camouflage
clothing fashionable.
... Your two car garage has become a
one car garage.
Biffy in a Jiffy
Portable Toilet & Shower
Rental & Servicing
RV & Boat Tank Pumping
Septic Tank Pumping
Call Paige
428-4053 or
Cell 428-6256
You have seven clever ways of replying
to the question, “How much did it cost,?
Without telling them how much it cost.
...you find that two “compact” parking
spaces are better than one standard
parking space.
…you purchase a massive stereo amplification system just so you can hear the
stereo.
...it’s larger than your friend's apartment.
...the service manuals cost more than
your first car did.
—————————————————-The military salute is a motion that
evolved from medieval times, when
knights in armor raised their visors to
reveal their identity.
—————————————————-If you get into the bottom of a well or a
tall chimney and look up, you can see
stars, even in the middle of the day.
—————————————————-When a person dies, hearing is the last
sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
—————————————————In ancient times strangers shook hands
to show they were unarmed.
—————————————————-Strawberries are the only fruits whose
seeds grow on the outside.
—————————————————Avocadoes have the highest calories of
any fruit at 167 calories per hundred
grams.
—————————————————The moon moves about two inches away
from the earth each year.
—————————————————
The earth gets 100 tons heavier every
day due to falling space dust.
—————————————————
Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for
mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
—————————————————Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could
set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
—————————————————-NEXT DEADLINE: Fri July 26, 4pm
MarCare
Kabin Keepers
Specializing in
Kootenay Lake Property
Care & Maintenance
References Available
For more info
250-431-8191
[email protected]
marcarekabinkeepers.com
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WANTED
Wanted: Do you have a small, enclosed trailer
you are not using? Would you consider loaning it
to the Museum for six to twelve months?
250-428-9262 or
[email protected] for details.
31
Wanted: A pregnant ewe or baby lambs.
428-0666.
31
Wanted: Kohler 14hp or 16hp engine for a Ford
LGT 145 garden tractor. 250-866-5441.
33
Wanted: Equalizer hitch for RV trailer.
Call 250-428-0700.
33
Wanted: Portable Singer sewing machine.
428-9884.
33
Wanted: Old wooden screen door, any condition,
reasonable price. 428-2539.
33
Wanted: Older 24-28ft travel trailer. Call Peter
428-6453 or 402-6655.
31
Wanted: Portable dishwasher in good condition.
428-2360.
31
Wanted: Will haul away your used fiberglass
insulation in good condition. 428-2360.
31
Wanted: propane conversion kit for Honda generator. 428-2828 ask for Ed.
35
Wanted: John Deere 300 series lawn tractor, any
condition. 428-3503.
31
Wanted: Transfer switch, 220v, single phase, 200
amp. 428-2828 ask for Ed.
35
Wanted: Old studio & vocal microphones and
cables for community oriented project. Reasonably priced. 250-977-5041.
35
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.
428-2360.
kg
Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors, wind generators, cordless mowers, large
propane tanks, Lister or China diesels, deep cycle/golf cart batteries, inverters, electric tractors
etc-any condition.
Ask for Ed 428-2828.
49
Math Square
answers on pg. 6
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.
Remember order of operations; multiplication and
division are done before addition and subtraction.
Yahk Summerfest
Aug 10th
New: Heritage Walk, Parade
& Carnival Games
Plus Food & Entertainment
www.yahkkingsgate.com
250-424-5462
Dean Bala
Mortgage Broker
Producers West Financial
Rates starting at:
5 year fixed 2.91%*
10 year fixed 3.93%*
5 year variable 2.79%*
*Annual percentage Rate
Rates subject to change.
Upon approved credit.
250-402-3903
[email protected]
www.deanbala.com
You can fax your ad with
your credit card info to:
250-428-2878 ….anytime
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pe
Fun pa
or funpape.com
A 12 word classified ad is $3.
Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks)
———————————————————
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no one knows you’re looking
for it.
Try
a “Wanted ad” today!
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NEXT DEADLINE: FRI JULY 26, 4PM
Promote good health and alleviate pain
naturally this summer at
Balance Point Acupuncture
$10 off for new patients until Aug 31
Call to book an appointment 428-0207
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LYNN’s Sewing
250-428-4288
Headquarters
Amazing Goddess Lingerie
Amy Wishlow
Licensed
Hair
Stylist
428-1503
or 428-2828
Master Goldsmith
Making Something New
from Something Old!
Alterations
crestonacupuncture.com
Haircuts in Your Home
Ro n H u rr y
Empowering Women
Small-6xl
Private Consultations
Home Parties
Victoria Penfold
Sales Consultant
1-250-421-9405
Serving Cranbrook
& Creston Valley
Now Accepting
VISA & MC
[email protected]
at Cresteramics
1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538
——Buying Old Gold——
UPCOMING
ESTATE
AUCTION
Sat. Aug 10th 10am
Ivory & green cookstove, tools,
ornaments, pictures, tilting head
bandsaw. Horse single trees etc.
Accepting consignments of
antique furniture until July 20
SNOPEK AUCTION
250-428-4277 anytime
Guy’s
Farrier Services
.
—-Certified Farrier—
250-402-6677
East Shore Kootenay Lake
BOAT TOURS
at Kuskanook Harbour
(20 min north of Creston)
Family Outings ● Sight Seeing
Weddings ● Special Events
3hr River/Lake Tours
Beach Water Taxi
to beautiful remote beaches
Insured♦Experienced♦Approved Vessel
Call 250-402-3414 Today!
19th Annual
CV Thunder Run
Fri, Sat & Sun
Aug 2, 3, & 4
West Creston Hall
PIG ROAST
Poker Run ● Games
Beer Garden ● Live Band
Vendors
New Vendors Welcome
Info: Terry 250-428-7220
The phone book comes out
yearly.
The Fun Pape comes out every
two weeks.
New businesses advertising
in the Fun Pape
get their ads read NOW
in Creston’s
most read free paper.
Call 428-2828
Page 10
DEAD HORSE
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount.
However, in government, education,
and in the corporate world, more advanced strategies are often employed,
such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study
the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to
see how they ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that
dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as
living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride
the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses
together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or
training to increase the dead
horse’s performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if
lighter riders would improve the
dead horse’s performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse
does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries a lower overhead
and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the
economy than do some other
horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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Journeyman Painter & Plasterer
for residential & commercial jobs!
ALSO: Spray-texing, spray painting, carpentry
(finish & rough), and all types of flooring.
Call John 250-431-8227 anytime
All jobs completed quickly and carefully
and to customers satisfaction!
Double Puzzle Answers
It’s been said that goldfish have the
shortest memory of any animal—only
about 3 seconds. But a few years ago,
scientists from Israel’s Technion Institute of Technology conducted an experiment which put to rest this erroneous myth. Based on their research, it
turns out that goldfish have a memory
closer to five months!
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More often than not, when someone is
telling me a story all I can think about
is that I can’t wait for them to finish so
that I can tell my own story that’s not
only better, but also more directly involves me.
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How fast can you say:
There was a minimum of cinnamon in
the aluminum pan.
Local
Farm Fresh
Naturally Raised
Government Inspected
♦Chicken♦
Available Now!
Phone 428-7013 for details
R&S Meyer Farm
Rita M. Patstone
Certified General Acct
Personal Taxes
Corporate Taxes
Business Consulting
Bookkeeping
———————–
Your home
or office or
my office in
West Creston
Ph: 250-428-2662
Fax: 250-428-2632
email: [email protected]
Everything weighs one percent less at
the equator.
—————————————————For every extra kilogram carried on a
space flight, 530kg of excess fuel is
needed at lift-off.
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The letter “J” does not appear anywhere on the Periodic Table of the Elements.
—————————————————Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino”
in Italy.
——————–——————————-“E” is the most frequently used letter in
the English alphabet, “Q” is the least.
—————————————————
Turkey’s largest city, Istanbul, played a
central role in Greek history. Called
Constantinople, it was the capital of the
Byzantine Empire. The name Istanbul,
was not officially adopted until 1930.
Page 11
fix
We
computers
EDA L
COMPUTER CENTRE
215-33 Ave. S. (Hwy 3) Erickson
250-428-4419
What is our society coming to?
Each 2 ounce bottle of Tabasco Sauce
contains at least 720 drops of sauce.
The fiery pepper sauce is produced by
the McIlhenny family, and the McIlhenny Company was founded back in
1868 at Avery Island, Louisiana.
Double Puzzle-Unscramble each word. Then use the marked letters to solve
Dad was up early Saturday morning mowing with a gas
lawn mower around some trees near our pond. The grass
was still wet from the dew, which made the slope he was
mowing very slick. While lifting an evergreen branch,
Dad’s foot slipped under the mower! He was very lucky, the
blade didn’t cut through his shoes. It did whack his big toe a
few times before he managed to pull his foot out though.
A few days later, Dad was telling the story to a neighbor,
and showing him his bruised and swollen toe. The neighbor
took a close look at the toe and then said:
“Looks like you need to sharpen your lawn mower blade.”
And WHERE?
Of course at:
Certified Stihl & Small Engine Mechanic
the second puzzle. Answer on pg. 10
1238 NW Blvd
250.428.1721
D & J Waldner
CONSTRUCTION
Dale 250
250--402
402--8808
Journeyman Carpenter
www.djwaldnerconstruction.ca
New Construction ● Renovations
Bobcat Service
Kepke Excavating
One Loonie + One Toonie
equals
the best value around for your
classified advertising dollar!
Need to advertise?
Short on Funds?
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♦Water, Sewer and Power Lines
♦Dump Box Trailer
♦Retaining Walls
♦Landscaping
♦Stump Removal
♦Top Soil
♦Manure
Call Ron Kepke
Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973
Valley View Baptist Church
Licensed Automotive Technician
Ticketed Tire Technicians ● Locally Owned
Service Truck ● Farm Service ● Calcium Fill
Most Major Brands Available
250-428-2000 918 Pine St
Turn East at the Grain Elevators
“Where the View is Eternal”Jude 21
SUNDAY
Bible Classes…………..…...9:45am
Morning Worship………..…11am
Evening Service…………..….…7pm
WEDNESDAY
Bible Study & Prayer…….....7pm
Pastor Jeff Friesen
234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861
1209 NW Blvd 250-402-6299
INSURANCE CLAIMS
Paint & Body Repairs
Auto Glass
Certified Technicians
Free Estimates Safe Quality Repairs
We Set Our Sights Higher!
Page 12
MISCELLANEOUS
3/4 Crush Gravel
Bedding Sand
Top Soil
Competitive Prices!
428-1834 or 428-1729
A-1
ROOFING
Asphalt & Metal Roofing
Local References
Available
Free Estimates
Call Dean
428-5123
Cell 402-9432
Tony Mulder Jewellery & Gifts
—Quality and Service Since 1988—
Custom Art for Your Fingers
Pieces as unique as you
with Canadian Diamonds or
Colored Diamonds in
Blue, Yellow, or Pink.
Dreams to Reality by
Master Goldsmith
Tony Mulder!
1014 Canyon St. 428-9300
Ray’s Garbage Pick-up
For Sale: Antique narrow, white 2 burner
kitchen wood cookstove, 14in wide x 28in
deep x 36in high, near new shape, $125.
250-424-5523 Yahk.
31
For Sale: New yard fountain with changing
light colors, $95. Propane grill (not a
BBQ), w/o tank, $50. 250-402-6778. 31
For Sale: Blue oversize recliner-no smoke,
no pets. Peacocks-serious inquiries only.
Professional moving boxes. Quasar 11,500
btu air conditioner. Misc office furnitureoffers. 250-866-5760.
31
For Sale: High square dining table, leaf
and 8 chairs $400. Tan leather couch $100.
Bedside end table $50. Living room end
table $50. Wooden wine rack cabinet $50.
York universal gym $150. Free Spirit elliptical $200. Dog run 8ft x 4ft, $150.
Husqvarna rototiller $600. Hydraulic table
top log splitter with foot controls, Honda
motor, $600. Small bird cage and accessories $20. Call or text 250-435-0167.
31
For Sale: Bunnies, buy 2 get 1 free. $10 ea.
428-8811.
31
For Sale: Fresh, dry, 1st cut alfalfa mix
hay, small bales, no rain. 250-254-1761. 33
For Sale: Bath reno gone bad! New bronze
vanity light $35. New frameless mirror
(28½ x 37) $50. 428-0755.
31
Equalizer hitch-The fellow who bought
mine said he’s not going to use it, so call
me and I’ll buy it back.
Gord 250-428-0700.
33
For Sale: 8hp vertical shaft Tecumseh riding mower engine, electric start, $25. Pair
of US military aluminum snowshoes $40.
100ft 2in canvas firehose, twist couplers,
$20.Egg incubator $20. Flip-up welding
helmet $5. two shingle hatchets $5 ea.
6.2/6.5 GM diesel starter, almost new,
$125. 428-2213.
31
For Sale: 2011 20hp Mercury 4 stroke,
short shaft. Never in water. $2500.
250-402-3506.
33
For Sale: Yamaha PSR-GX76 keyboard
$100. Horizon EX 77S elliptical $200.
Massage table $100. Kazama recurve bow
$40. Beige sectional couch-free.
250-428-4619.
31
For Sale: Medical lift chair, excellent condition, $400 obo. 428-4051.
31
ArrowCreek Construction does garden arbors
and decks. ! Eve 250-428-7274
Day 250-254-0274.
39
ANNIE’S FIREWOOD
Serving the
Valley over
30 years!
Residential Curbside Pick-up
3-40yd Containers
NEW- 12yd Hook Lift Bins
For All Your Garbage Needs
Call Anytime
250-428-9887
Thanks to all the wonderful customers we
have met! Thanks for your patience during
busy times. Looking forward to serving you
again this coming firewood season!
Call Annie 1-250-464-9811
MISCELLANEOUS
For Sale: 21in self propelled gas lawn mower and
22in gas hedge trimmer. 402-6409.
31
For Sale: Stove $250. Soloflex $400. Antique
vanity $100. Sony reader, new, $100.
250-428-7332.
31
For Sale: Fuel tank and accessories—Westeel
100 gal Tidy tank, GPI manual plunger pump,
Velcon cartridge type filter, approx 20ft 3/4in
agricultural gasoline hose. New value $1550,
asking $500. 250-402-6400.
33
For Sale: Double bed with headboard, box spring
and mattress, $40. 250-424-5523 Yahk.
31
For Sale: Hot tub, $3500. Paid $7000. Unable to
use due to health. 428-7680.
31
ArrowCreek Construction does siding &
fences! Eve 250-428-7274 Day 250-254-0274. 39
For Sale: Honda Twin V, 24hp motor, w/oil
cooler and electric start. Low hrs, good cond,
$1400. 428-8922.
31
For Sale: Misc hydraulic hoses w/fittings, hydraulic motors, pump, gauges, fittings, directional
valves, $300 all. 428-8922.
31
For Sale: 6 - 90 sq ft cartons of cultured stone,
metal attaching mesh included. $1200 for allgreat value! 250-424-5523 Yahk.
31
For Sale: Dining room suite & 4 chairs $300. two
hide-a-beds $150 ea. Kitchen table w/2 chairs
$75. Large freezer, 22 cu ft, $200. book shelf
$100. two desks $50 ea. Chesterfield and chair
$100. 12in bandsaw $100. 428-7312.
31
For Sale: Cedar and plastic lattice ( trellis), 5-4x8,
5-2x8, plus smaller pieces, $30 takes all.
428-2213.
31
For Sale: Electric lift chair. Toilet chair. Electric
chipper. 3 bar stools. 27in JVC TV. Stainless steel
juicer. 22qt pressure cooker/canner. Coffee & end
tables. 3 wheel weed eater. Self propelled lawn
mower. Gas pressure washer. Dehydrator.
250-428-2027.
31
For Sale: Wine making supplies, 1/2 price or less.
100 gallon Tidy tank with pump, $200. Patio set,
glass table top, 4 chairs with cushions, $75. 13½in
seat Western saddle $100. 250-428-2034.
31
For Sale: Apartment size freezer, 4.5 cu ft, $100
firm. 428-2455 leave message.
31
For Sale: Older Kenmore washer $50. 1 yr old
Whirlpool dryer $125. Vanity w/sink $75. Medicine cabinet $40. Swag lights $10. 250-424-5170.
For Sale: Bruno electric 4 wheel scooter w/hoist
for truck. Jazzy electric wheelchair. Canopy,
running boards, extend-a-bed, and box liner for
Ford ranger. 4 brand new “Open Country”
P245/75R16 tires. 250-424-5124.
31
ArrowCreek Construction does renovations!
Eve 250-428-7274 Day 250-254-0274.
39
Greenway Creations Landscaping
Xeriscape, Rockscapes, Home & Commercial
Plan-Design-Install: Pathways. Waterfalls.
Paper Crete Products. Real & Fabrication
Rocks. If you can imagine it, we can do it.
Insured
FREE ESTIMATES 250-402-1036
$62
for 4 weeks
* (2 issues) is all
We Build Quality
Handcrafted Cabinets
& Furniture
Call 250-428-3434
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Also install
Blow-in Attic Insulation
that it costs to
advertise in
Creston’s
hottest paper
sensation “THE FUN PAPE”!
Call Ed at 428-2828 for more details.
Circulation 4250 per edition.
Paper comes out every other Wed.
The above price refers to a business display ad
just like this one. (2”H X 2½”W) * plus GST
MISCELLANEOUS
For Sale: 1.5hp 12 gal Craftsman air compressor. 250-428-8977.
31
For Sale: One Shaw HD receiver $75, two
standard receivers $50 ea, one Shaw dish
$50. 250-428-3321.
31
For Sale: Two loveseats, very good condition, brown tones, $300 for both.
428-2608.
31
For Sale: Pancake Bostich air compressor.
250-428-8977.
31
For Sale: Siemens 48 watt solar electric
panel, 13in x 48in, never used, $100.
428-7295.
31
Must Sell: Bagless upright vacuum $35.
GE four burner, self cleaning electric stove
$150. Maple coffee table $40. Panasonic
stereo with two separate speakers, plays
CD’s & tapes, $50. Star Choice dish and
HD receiver $35. 428-4243.
31
For Sale: Rabbit cages & feeders. Belly
mower for older Kubota w/electric clutch.
“Lifan” scooter, 600km, excellent condition. 250-428-8870.
31
For Sale: Good quality hay, no rain,
$3 bale. 428-5665.
35
For Sale: Adult tricycle $150.
428-7003.
35
For Sale: Older German made small fiddle/
violin, great sound. 250-428-8977.
31
For Sale: 100% polyester “Venus” wedding dress, sz 6, $100 obo. 250-431-8823.39
For Sale: 12,000 btu air conditioner, used
3 yrs, $350 obo. Baby crib w/mattress $50
obo. Star Choice satellite dish and
receiver, $40 obo. 250-428-4221.
31
For Sale: 4 month old German Shepherd
male, has shots, $250 obo. Bay Roan mare,
beautiful confirmation, rideable but needs
experienced rider, $1500 obo. Bunnies $20
ea obo. 250-424-5022.
31
For Sale: Older Craftsman 36in cast iron
wood lathe with knives/chisels.
250-428-8977.
31
CRYPTOGRAM
Figure out the phrase.
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MISSING/LOST
Short haired female British tabby, black &
grey with naturally fluffy tail, lost Dec
2012 near centennial Park. Reward offered.
250-254-1758.
31
YARD SALES/GARAGE SALES
Garage Sale: 1707 Cedar St, 9-noon,
July 14. Toyota rims, baby and household
stuff.
31
Garage Sale: Tools and misc household
items. 835-32 Ave. Friday July 19, 9-4. 31
Garage sale: Fri July 19 & Sat July 20, 8-2.
A little of this and a little of that.
3212 Hwy 3 Erickson.
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Answers to: Amy’s Spot the 15 Changes
Teeter totter base darkened. Shadow smaller. Ball
design. Right bird missing feet. Hair on girl missing.
Top of merry-go-round. Boy’s shoe. Flower added.
Edge of slide. Boy’s hair. Grass in distance missing.
Boy’s shirt design. Bush missing. Girl’s shirt. Bracelet added on girl.
Quote by: Ronald Reagan
Chicken Wings 60¢
Sunday
Fish & Chips $10.99
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Or Not At All
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Recovering your kitchen chairs,
dining chairs, lazy-boy chairs,
wing chairs, arm chairs and
YOUR PRECIOUS ANTIQUES
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1486 Cardinal Rd.
West Arrow Creek
402-6083
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Road Building ♦ Geothermal
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428-6187
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Coeur d'Alene, Idaho
Mon-Sat 9am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm
www.koernerfurniture.com
Full line furniture store featuring our La-Z–Boy Comfort Studio
$409,000
3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft home
on 4.74 level acres in Erickson.
330ft Highway 3 frontage.
Approx 2 acres in mixed fruit, lots of
garden space. No synthetic pesticides
for over 20 yrs. By appointment only.
428-3578 or 428-2828.
Rent-a-Hubby
Husband (wife) not very handy?
Not there? We’ll do any household
repair a husband (wife) would do.
Also: Renovations, Roofing
Installing Windows
& Doors
Decks & Patios
Eavestrough Cleaning
Dump Runs
Call 428-5123
Cell 402-9432
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Lash & Brow Tints ● Waxing
Manicures ● Pedicures
Super Bodi Detox Patches
Emu Oil Skin Care
Pure Volcanic Clay Mask
Universal Detox & Contour
Body Wrap-Guaranteed to lose at
least 6 inches in 2 hours
Sharon Brown 250-428-8453
VEHICLES and Related Goods
VEHICLES and Related Goods
For Sale: 19ft car hauler heavy duty trailer. Two
5000lb axles with electric brakes (brakes new),
and loading ramps, $2500 obo. 428-8922.
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For Sale: 1988 GMC Sierra C2500 6.2L diesel
long box pickup. Looks and runs great. Asking
$1700. 250-424-5523.
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For Sale: 2005 Honda Civic, 182,000km, Fiji
blue, 17in rims, aftermarket exhaust, lowered.
Very good looking car, runs like new! $6900.
250-402-8555.
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For Sale: 2011 Kawasaki ATV Brute Force 650.
3500lb winch, back seat, only 460km, 64hr. Paid
$10,000, asking $7500. 250-428-8440.
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For Sale: 1993 Dodge diesel 3/4 ton, auto, 4x4,
parting out or selling whole, $2800 obo.
250-402-9471.
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For Sale: 2007 Harley Davidson Fat Boy,
$14,000 obo. 250-428-4626 or 250-402-8672. 35
For Sale: 87 Shelby Daytona Z Turbo, very powerful, T-roof, no rust, only 7100 made, fully
loaded, asking $1800. 97 Honda Shadow,
1100cc, $3000. Bike trailer for behind motorcycle $450. Truck camper $900 obo. 2004 14ft
Roadrunner utility trailer, w/brakes, great shape,
$1300. 428-5559.
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For Sale: 1993 Yamaha Kodiak 400, comes with
2500 lb winch and blade. Good condition $2500.
250-428-9453.
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For Sale: Canopy for small truck, off Toyota
Tacoma, dark green, $50. 428-7295.
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For Sale: 1996 Chrysler Intrepid, 3.3L V6,
92,579km. Asking $2500. 250-428-7723.
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For Sale: 2003 PT Cruiser, 2.4L turbo, Limited
Edition Dream Cruiser, 172,831km, $7500 obo.
431-8130.
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For Sale: 33ft Class A diesel pusher. Only 68,000
miles. 2001 Rexhall. One slide. $35,000.
1-250-464-5278. [email protected]
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For Sale: 1983 Custom Deluxe Chev pickup,
2 wh dr, 211,198km, $1200. 428-7003.
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For Sale: 2010 Harley Davidson Heritage
Classic, 9600km, in mint condition, $16,200.
250-431-8241.
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For Sale: 99 Dodge Durango 4x4, 318 V8,
210,000km, tires in good condition, $3500.
250-428-4641.
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For Sale: 1984 motorhome. Recent upgrades
include-LED lights, new tires, walls, ceiling,
flooring. 4 burner propane stove with oven, furnace, hot water tank, 3 way fridge, bathroom
with shower, loads of storage inside and out. On
Nissan chassis, regularly maintained, 100,000km.
Asking $8000, reasonable offers considered.
250-428-7169. Creston BC.
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For Sale: 2005 Dodge Dakota with topper,
$11,000. 250-428-2027.
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For Sale: Older 26ft Empress motorhome. Good
condition but needs minor TLC. Motor, power
train, steering, exhaust, tires etc all in good condition. Drive it away safely and legally for $1550.
Would make excellent guest bedroom, hunting
cabin, temporary living quarters etc. Current BC
registration. 424-5458.
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For Sale: 1993 Volvo 240 wagon, 240,000km,
one owner, excellent condition interior and exterior. Complete work history. $3500.
250-428-4606.
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For Sale: Wanna race? 1980 Monza bracket
racer, new stroked SBC, racing trans, heavy rear
end, ladder bar suspension, new tires. Great project for the racer! $12,800 250-428-8489.
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For Sale: 1976 Scamper trailer, fridge, bathroom,
stove & oven, tandem axle, sleeps 5-6, clean.
$1000 obo. 428-2333.
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For Sale: 1957 Cockshutt diesel tractor with
bucket. Very good running condition, also has set
of new chains to fit. $4500 for all.
250-428-9453.
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For Sale: 1980 19ft Thunderbird boat, 350 Merc
inboard, nice, fast! $3500. 428-8403.
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NEXT DEADLINE: FRI July 26, 4PM
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Be an International Homestay
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shorts terms.
For more information call
Joanne 250-254-1195
Paw Prints
Pet Grooming
You Bring your Pets…
We Bring the Tender Care.
Call for Appt 428-7232
Totally Creston Made!
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KARENS KREATIONS 250-428-4277
Heating &
Ventilation
From porcelain mud to complete dressed dolls.
All sizes made here at 520-8th Ave. S, by
Doll Artist Karen Snopek with 25 yrs experience
pouring, firing, and making dolls!
STOP IN AT MY SHOP FOR A VISIT
AND SEE MY “GIRLS” ANYTIME
Restaurant Equipment Repairs
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“I’ll Beat Any Price With Superior Equipment”
250-254-1722 250-402-8957