403-464-8688 Tammy Forrest

JENSEN $254,900
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Excellent value! Great location! MOVE IN BEFORE
SCHOOL STARTS. Situated in a very quiet complex overlooking a school field, this SPACIOUS, 3 bdrm, 2.5 bath, 2
storey, with a single att’d garage comes with all appliances and much more. Mn. floor features a bright,spacious
kitchen/nook area with patio doors opening to the newly
built west facing deck,a larger living area with a cozy corner gas fireplace and a 1/2 bath. Call today for more details.
STONEGATE $334,900
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GREAT HOME! GREAT LOCATION! Extensive oak throughout this 3 bdrm, 2.5 bath, very functional home with open
concept with lots of windows. Oak kitchen is spacious and
features nook, lrg. corner pantry, island and lots of cupboads and counter space. Living room features a corner
fireplace. Main floor laundry is located next to 2pce powder
room. Upper level offers large MBR with walk-in closet, and
ensuite with soaker tub and so much more. Far too much
to list here ... call for more details!
KINGS HEIGHTS $314,900
C/S!
Centurion
Team 2006-2007
Individual 2008
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SOLD
Highly upgraded! 3 bdrm, 2 bath, 4 level split. Open floor
plan, 12’ knockdown ceilings, oak hardwood through out
main floor, oak kitchen cabinets, corner pantry, central air,
and a 14x11 rear deck with BBQ gas line. 3rd floor offers
fam room, 3rd bdrm and 4pce bath. Spacious upper level
master bdrm with walk-in closet and cheater door to another 4pce bath, and 2nd bedroom. Basement is awaiting
your finishing touches. Back yard is landscaped with back
alley access and gravel parking pad. Close to parks and
amenities. Call for more details!
COOPER’S CROSSING $424,900
SOLD!! SOLD!! SOLD!!
Century 21 Castlewood Agencies (1997) Ltd.
Bus. (403) 948-2121 Fax 403-948-4405 Website: www.tammyforrest.com
Rodeo Clown Humour
Clown: I had to go to the doctor the other day
because I had a headache.
Announcer: Really? What did the doctor say?
Clown: He said I needed a brain transplant.
Announcer: Wow - I bet that’s expensive.
Clown: It depends on who the brain donor was. For
example, a lawyer’s brain costs $500.00 per ounce.
A doctor’s brain costs $1000.00 an ounce.
A rocket scientist’s brain costs $2000.00 per ounce.
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Announcer: $10,000.00 an ounce!? Why so much?
Clown: Do you know how many bull riders it takes
to get an ounce of brains?
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Penny’s Tip
Can you tell me what resistance training is and what
are the benefits of that type of exercise?
Submitted by: Gail
Resistance, also known as strength training, is when you work
your muscles against some kind of force. The resistance could
be gravity, an immovable object, your own body weight, free
weights or equipment specifically designed to work certain
muscle groups. The purpose of this kind of training is to
increase muscle mass and strength of your muscular skeletal
system; bones, joints and muscles.
There are so many benefits to regular resistance training
including all of the following: increases your metabolism,
therefore you burn more calories throughout the day and even
when you’re sleeping; helps prevent and can reverse
osteoporosis; increases your libido (nudge, nudge, wink, wink,
know what I mean); increases your balance and coordination;
reduces stress and anxiety; helps prevent injuries, and
substantially inceases your quality of life by allowing you to
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Cowboy Barbecued Ribs
Source: www.recipegoldmine.com
Ingredients
5 pounds pork spareribs
1 cup water
1/3 cup butter or margarine
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup dry mustard
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Directions
Place spareribs on broiler pan. Cover with foil.
Roast at 400 degrees F for 1 1/2 hours.
Meanwhile, combine remaining ingredients in
medium saucepan; mix well. Bring to a boil.
Reduce heat; simmer for 30 minutes. Brush sauce
on ribs. Broil 5 inches from heat for 7-10 minutes
on each side. Serve ribs with additional sauce.
Servings: 6
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Ingredients
4 cups oatmeal
1 cup butter
1/2 cup white corn syrup
1 cup brown sugar
1 (6 ounce) package chocolate chips
3/4 cup crunchy peanut butter
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Directions
Mix oatmeal, butter, corn syrup and sugar as for
a pie crust. Pat into bottom of a greased 9 x 13inch pan. Bake at 350 degrees F for 10 to 15
minutes. Cool.
Melt chocolate chips, then add peanut butter.
Spread over baked layer. Refrigerate. Cut into
squares before completely hardened.
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Pray as though
no work would
help, and work
as though no
prayer
would help.
- German
proverb
Once upon a Cowboy
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the saloon’s regulars had a habit of picking on
strangers.
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When the cowboy finished his drink he went out to his horse.
Not to his surprise, his horse wasn’t there. He went back in,
handily flipped his gun in the air, caught it, and shouted
loudly, “All right, I’m gonna get another drink, and by the
time I go back out, I want my horse to be there or I’m gonna
be forced to do what I did in Texas!”
The cowboy, true to his word, had a beer and walked outside
to find that his horse was there.
The bartender walked out with him and said tentatively, “Say,
partner. Before you go, can I ask what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned and said, “I had to walk home.”
In 1999, Jack Mackenzie, a sprite 77-year old Canadian,
became the oldest person in the world to…
a. Ski to the North Pole
b. Earn a doctorate
c. Compete at Olympics
(Answer on page 36)
Australia and
Canada were
settled by adventurers, they
had to break
new ground.
I think that is
indelibly etched
on our cultural
spirit.
- Tom Cochrane
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To whom do
we owe the
famous phrase:
“He shoots,
he scores!”?
a. Howie Meeker
b. Foster Hewitt
c. Howie Morenz
(Answer on pg.36)
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Handyman’s
Home Improvement Tips:
Q: I am looking at reshingling my roof. I was trying to figure
out the best way to remove the old shingles, when a friend of
mine suggested just shingling over the old ones. In theory this
makes sense, but I notice the professionals don’t do that.
Would this work? Or if not. then what do you suggest would
be the easiest way to remove them, and should I do anything
to treat or prepare the roof before adding new shingles.
~ Donald Peterson
A: Without question, you should remove the old shingles. It
is the only way to go. There really is no easy way to do it.
Roofers have a spade that is designed for removing shingles.
They have notches in the blade that is designed to catch and
pry the nails up. Be sure to remove all the old nails. We offer
two types of shingle removers. One is called the BullDog by
true temper and the other is Red Ripper. They come in a “D”
handle or a straight handle to suit your preference. These
tools are a real back saver and act as a shovel to lift your
shingles to the dumpster.
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Once your shingles are off, make sure the roof sheathing
(Plywood/OSB ) is sound and not rotten in any area’s. If it is
rotten, it will need to be replaced. Once your roof is sound, a
best practice is to cover ( staple ) the entire roof with 15 LB
felt roofing paper. This makes the entire roof system better.
The 15 lb felt usually comes with white lines, so if you put the
paper on square they can be used as a guide to keep your
shingles straight during installation.
~ Mike & Ron, Your Home Hardware Handyman Professionals
If you have a question regarding home improvement,
gardening or landscaping, email it to heresthescoop@
shaw.ca with “Handyman Question” in the subject line.
Or call either Mike or Ron at 403-948-5535.
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