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Tamaralkenbergwas born in
University,and has beenthe
Pop CultureWriterfor the
career,which started at The
Jake Gyllenhaal,John Waters,
shed lighton trendsfrom The
courier-journal,com> Blogs >
FRIDAY, APRIT 13, 2OO7
I'll createa look that's madefor you...
Madonnasings in "DressYou Up" from the classic"Likea
Now the tables are turned, Miss Ritchie.Controlfreak.
On stardoll.com, you can become an instantcelebritystylist
and dress Madge from her head down to her toes and she
can'tcomplainaboutany of your choices.Stardoll.comis a
virtualcommunityof celebrityobsessedclothesjunkies and
featuresa selectionof paper-dollmodels of about every
stylishcelebyou can imagine,from AudreyHepburnto Zac
Efron.Even EmmanuelleChirqui,who playsSloanon
You can even make a paper doll star of yourself!
Each paper doll comes with their own personalcloset,and
most of the clothesare far more tastefulthan what their flesh
and siliconecounterpartsactuallywear. lt's difficultto make
Britneyand her ilk appropriately
trashy,unlessyou just add a
braceletand maybe some stilettosto their unremovable
Still,I made it my missionto make a few of my favoriteand
most reviledentertainerslook as silly as possible:
"Stardollsaid they'd make a donationto the KabbalahCenter
if I'd wear their shirt.What's happeningto my sunglasses?
Buy my new collectionfor H&M . lt's ugly and overpriced,but
you'llbuy it anyway."
who especially enjoys the
work of Jane Smiley and Thomas Mann, and television addict
particularlyobsessedwith "ProjectRunway"and the quality
showson HBO and ShoMime,she'sa wry socio-popobserver
with all the elementsof a Pop Vulture,aka, a somewhat
sarcasticdiva devotedto pickingat pop culture.She is also part
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The Gcbletd Ugly"
Jake Gyllenhaalin "DonnieDorko"
Anne Hathawayin "The DevilWears Far
Too Many Belts"
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