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ITEAI} RANGER
ASSISTANT IIEAD RANGER
SECRETARY
PAST IIEAII RANGER
TREAST]RER
GROUII{DS& BUILDINGS
BTILLETIN EDITOR
SYIRRENTALS CITAIRMAN
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MAXMABBERLEY
GLE}IN FRANCIS
JEREMY GRTESE
GORD SIMPSON
JIM WITYTE
DAVE COCKLE
AL PAGE
GLENN TRANCIS
SVIRBulletinfor Juneof 2Ai5
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Recendythe RGilP h.d to.6nd our propefty due b e !9e6y nebhbou compLinlng
of excscsiverioise and'rapld firing'on our ritle range. Thereb abcolutalyl{O nagon forthat
rtyle of rhoodng on our rine raqge.nd wtlh the tDcentinc|Ee.e In br.nd neq nelghbourlng
sibdiyistorc re will haw more complaintsin trturc ff thls practce doeonot atop
lrnrrodlebtyt Whensiglr0ng in a huntng rif,e or shoofing . dne br precticet||em b
abcolubly io neodto fire miorotran one rhot every2 or 3 secondgand uauallymuch longer
Oen tretlr yol wi1 r.puly oyerlnet your b*nl rnd hurt tho .cculrcy .nd lib of your bcnel.
tf you arc etr-ootnga Rugertini-14 or an SKScarblneand iust want to gee how qulckly you
ceh emptyt megnanotren PI-EASEDO 1{OTDO 1TAT Ot R RELE RAI{_9E!lf you went to
pny -nirilo' wid your rif,e tren g1oand find a gravel plt somwhere out in ihe deepwoods b
ao brat, bocau.e if ttrb styb of choodng contnuo on our club's ri||e r.nge,ue run ilre very
real rigi<of ALL of our rangecbeing shut down by ttre local arca fircanns oficer. ff fte RGilP
contn6 b ggt lheco klnds of nobe cornplelntsfilomour club's nflghbou6 .bold (he
irecponalbl6 use of fiiparmr at our club lhen they will have no opfion exceptto act on ihem.
In eddition,urhenshooting on tl|e rlf,e rengeute lte blue nolso supptscsitU banlb
wlrich arc supplled. Theyreducellre nolce and ifre muzzlesignafureof centmfirc rillee
dlrticelly, eipeclatty ontfp lerlor callbn mtgnum rlfroc end thetwill go e long way in
reducinglomiltaints-toqn our now (and old) nelghoue. take surs that all of your rhoils an
lgfng n6d OtItcOyat your pocbd papertergptr end orly inb the rpty berm. Pleere plck up
your-nreOcaaecainerirou arc done chooting and do not leavelhem Mng on tlre grcund br
otrer peopn O h.ve b pbk upl Whenfrnbh3d rhooling pb.3e efip your frred p.per t |!e!3
fom fire *OOOentargetframsEand putlhem lnb the supplied garbagecans. t se sorne
common!on3e rrtren you err 3hoodngqr any of our riltg€E rnd deese makeevery €trort b
llapect our neighbourr. Pleagenob lhat any frrrt{rercomplaintr of rapld fring on our range
ulll be de.lt$'l$ serorcly bythe Boedl
Pleasealso note that we anenow on our aummershooting hours which aru from 9:00
am b dgeh BUTpleesedo ]lOT shoot berlore9:00em end IX) llOT'purh tlte envelopa'on
0ie last chot beini nroCeracffy at duckl Again, lefs rcapectour neighboursconcstng and
onde.vor to koop.ll of our rangG open for yeerr to comel
,rd Rt rylerflnx nalD,adq atrdfrln 8rlird ol Dlrffir8 d dte SytR
UPCOilINGEI'ENTSFORJUNE&JULY OF2015
June 2nd - SYIRSociel leedng wl lood et 7:00 pm rnd meednget 7:30 pml
June3rd - SVIRSkeetPracticoCANCELLEDT
June40r - SVlRTnpPnslice
June 7lh - PITATrap - Albert tcilell Doubles@ CowichanValleyTrap & SkeetClub
June 10ft - SVIRSlteetPncdce GAI{GELLEDI
Junellth - SVIRTraPPractce
June ltfi - SVIR*Eraggin'GUpJune l4ih - VILSTrap @ CampbellRiver Gun Club
June {6ft - SV|RBurinecsleedngetT:3Oprnl
JunelT$ - SV|RSkeetPtacffc€rccumel
June l8ilr - SVIRTnp Pnclice
Junelgtrb2lrt - BCSkcetChampionshlpo@VancouverGunGlub
June 20Ort 21ct - PfTATrry @ l{.n lmo Flrh & @me Club
Juns 26ft to 28ffr - WecteraCanadianTrap Ghamplonshlpo@ SVIRwitt tfte Calcutte
Dinneron lho ?lh g 7:00 p|nl
r June2Tth- Spodng Clayswent@QualicumFich&GameGlub
o Julyt.t - SVIRS|€etPmcfico
r July2nd - SVlRTnpPncdce
r JulyEtr - SV|RSlootPmcdce
r July 90r - SVIRTrap Practice
o July tl$ - SVIRFbhlng DertYl
r July l{th & 12$ - NSSASkeetevent@ S\|IR
r Jult lAh - vlSL Ttap Champlomhipg@ il.mimo Fbh & GemeGlub
o JuS {5$ - SVIRSkeetPnctice
. Julytoth - SvlRTnpPnt{ce
r July 19ft to 25lh - GrandPaclficTrep errent@ Evergnen' Washingbn
r July22nd - SvlRsl(esttu cfice
r July23rd - SVIRTrapPracfice
c Julyr25tr- [email protected]&@mgClub
r July29ft - SvlRSkeetPnctice
e Julyffir - SVlRTrePPrrctce
Trepchair-BillwiEh.rt' 2il478-21ffi
IBAPT
- | m hopangb gBte tutl Epofton 0te 2ol5 BGProvlnclelTnp shooring ch.mDiomhiF
from Bill, b11tfrom what I hear Rangeradid very rell once again. RangerRon SfubblngCb
llOA runner<rpchempionand AA clasc Slngle Ch.mplon. ln edditon' R.ngof D.n Kukrt b
BC HighAll{mund champion,runner<tpDoublerGhampion,and midyadage Handicap
Champlon. (Ag.ln, Itl confim.ll ott|1b lnfioand pode lUll Fportwhen I gpt lt from Blll
W|ehart)
-Fb.ae romembcr1ntRrngorclubtrrgotr OilLY emb be ured on ourPracdcoTrep
machlnet Thele hat beenevldencethat other brandaof clay tatgeilshavebeen used in tlre
pr.ctce T6p whblr b rt up lo md( proFrly xrltt our iln bt fil ot t tg€&. Ofr bnnds c.n
{andwllll lroat coming ofithe amr of tfie machlneand caute damage. PLEASEDOt{OT use
anydring
drer0nn ourown c|eF In the Pnctlce Tnpl
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- lnO last (but definihly ilOT leaco we would llke io girrea HUGEthanks to RangerReg
Todd for ell of hb uodt on the Tnrpshooting blchu|l AGAI{ lhb ycrl
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SFORTING GLAYS:
RengerJln tcHatte ' 250s52-l'lll
- Vancower krlendSportingClays MSC) has a 320.00per year msmbershlpfte, and b
qualfilor0reChemplomhlp you murtchoot l0Otitlp[3 on lUo diftnntGoullea owrtte
seaaon.TheVISCscheduleis normally:
ld.Saturday- CourbnayFbh & GameGlub
f Sanrday-Gold River
3d Setrrdey - 5 Stind - GourbnaY
4e Saturday- QualicumI Parksville
As ennounced@ ilre Port Albeml club and by various ofrter clubcl
For ftrdlrer inbmnton ebout Spor0ngGhye wenb plese GontectRrnger Jim
Illcllrtie.
RangerJordanWalsh - 2W€4;24(F0
SKEET:
- Pleasenotethat a fuw of our regularlyscheduledSkeetpracticeswill be cancelled
since most of our rcgular Skogtpracticesotup cl€w is cunenty out of town on holidays. We
arc shuttingdownthe pracfces on fie 3rd and l0 of June,butthings will be backto normal
on the t7th.
As for tlre ISAChampionshipc,ihelu well only two Rangersat tfie ghow Jlm tcHatde,
wlro won, AA 410gn, AA l29e wtth r perftct 50, lhe locond h.lf of tte 1@ douUc wltt tlllS0
andthe AA Hlgh (herall wi{h XlFinil. JordanWalshtook D class doubleawlth a 7U100and
O|eC clals fzg8 wtlh 'Fr50.
ttre next Ug shoot will be the BC NSSAGhampionshipcheld in Vancouveron lhe l9dt
b 2lct ot Jum, (l|gn ilo0|3]4 x 100il$SA ewnt et Coufiiey on the 20ft to 8Ol of June.
Jotdan Walsh,SkeetChairman
Archery:
Ranger tart Batbn r 7178425€960
- Any Rangec wlro would llke any help wlttr some baslc archeryimtruc0on fioryoung
orold, plo..e call RengerIafi B.t&n @ 7?8{25€900 oriustsmd tm en email et
and fll be glad to help. (Xterulse, lf you iust want to comeout b tho
[email protected]
club end !|||ctice on your own tl|e|l.|l now wood.fr.mod tilleils rvelleble iortp member!
to use in lhe archerystorageshackiust beyondthe practicetrap.
Rifle Report:
RangerPetertartin
- Th'layear we arc rcally hoping lo 3eelome of our newernembelt come out b
comp€b tortu in+lub'LomeWoodbl|s PCnR Rin Trophy. Thon slnsome goodt ryPts
chot at ihe l€cent Rme, Pbiol Fun Shoot at lfte club and llrer€we3 a very good looking iaqet
oubnttbd thon 3o if t/ou w.ttt b compeb lof ftb tophy then you am golng to h.w b wod( ft
It a bifl | will be awayagainro trre club's FCilR carblnewill be avallablefiom RangerHartin
Sclrbchi while t'm out of toutn if you needto bonow it b shoot. qu.lifting teqitt br
gubmFsion.
r The l,.ometlUoodleyTrophyis awardedto O|3SVIRmiltber th{ rubmitr tlre bst g'uup
of frioshoils firsd onto an oficial club target at 100yads with an origlnal FCilR ircue
model9l Winchecbr GarUnoin .3ll€O Wlnchecbr (3OIUCF). (ThegrouPm.y be
locabd anywhercon ihe target Thewinning tary'ettrsthe smallest 5 shot grcup
rubmltbd.)
r ft must hrye open rightr. (ilo "peep'sights.f
r Ttteterget msy be .hot fioltl elry pooiton you would lakeb uto, includlng $a slHng
pociton, but a sandbagt€at may not be treedlf sitfing at our bencheg. (Youcan on$
rhod off your elbowr.l
r EachterlBt mmt be wltrecsed by anodrr nnger.nd signed eld debd.
. Targ€tr arc b be accompanledby $f .00if chot wltfi a rife supplied by ihe compe(tur.
r lf lfre Club's FGIR Gerblneend tmmunltlon b rrsedO|ebe b l8.lIl per te|gBG
In addition, Rangerilartin Schlcchi and I will be puttng togoffier 3omemors fun rlfie I
besstfior|h6e
pbtdshoot3thlsynar,andwewill l(.epyou poabd erbwhenttedrb.xtlll
ftftirc events.
ReflgBrPcfrr,,b/tlt''" NtuClffinwt
Tf,ETBERSHIP:
Ranger Bill Spiller - 25A478€8EG
- We would llke to extend our Yeryspecial congraftrlatons b our long $me SVIR
memberR.ngpr Lou Pblz on Oreoccaslon of h|s 9ffii Blrlhdey whbh he celebrebd on June
lstt Beetwbhes ftom everyoneat the Rangetsl
FIREARMSREGUIATIONS:
Ranger Al Page r 250€88{1705or [email protected]
- Jurt anodrerrsmindertlrat local arca tpcident Shatl Lukenswill be our Gonsewatve
cendldab in tlre upcomingFedenl ebctom. She brlngp 3 year cxpertence$ | Golmod
Gouncilorand t waa impruccedenoughafier hearlng her speakto volunteerto help out wtth
trer upcomlngcempalgn. Hopefulty.he cen finelly anrt locel tP RendellG.ntlon ltto hs
beena toilal,useleaswalte of spacewlrile he's beenseatedin tre Houseof Parliament
Rocilty our loc.l Equirn lt, Seenlchld SookeEDAhotbd e fuird relrlng ffir{br
Sherl at OlympicVlew Gotf Coupe and our Jugtice ilininbr Peb ilackay atbnded and spoke.
ownt.nd L.ude
Wecmured lhetfie localfrnannc conmunltywaswell |lpll.enbd.tthli
odter
shoobrr and
King
and
ceveral
Jim
Goguen,
Keitfi
John
Pullen,
Kukat
and l, RangorDan
p.$ed
on to bdr
gun collecb|l ebnded and nade sutl Oratourvlmr and cugigoltons re
Shari and our Juctice tlnirbr.
We'll kecp you pocbrl on llp upconringFedenl ebcdon r! thlngtr progrtcstudher iilb
Ite year.
SVIR GROUNDS REPTORT: Propeily teinbnence - Rrnger DaveCoclde- 250.i61€71.1
- l{o&ing much to ruport odrertran we will put bgotlrer a couple of clean up niglrts
Wrrds lho ond of June in ptlprafon fiorfpwolbm Genedbm.
DaveCockle
GrcundsE Ptoparty Xainbnaace Chainrnn,n,
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- til SEARCHOF: RangerGord Danchellab looklng for an original RangerPtCtR .30€0
certlne to heveone of hb wn. lf you heveono for !el€, or knw of ore ior leb tfrn p|ce
contact God @ 25042t-1630.
- EQB_SIE: Pelter ]lale bdtection sporbr In.270 WimlFsbr3l?o, Btwning A Bolt
20 gaugetoosberg pump action choSun $325' Pleasecontact
ln .25{tGRemington$0100,
RengerGng Gllbolt @ 250{12-75fJ+
- FORSALE: RCBS2 dle 3stfor.2l3 Wnchsbr. $25.@. llsed very lit0e.
or em.ll rmb.&n@!rrhoo.cr.
Ple*e contrct R.nger t$t B.tbn @ 778.125-3060
- FORSALE: 12 ga Remlngilon1100banel tlent rlb fixed mod choke $200'00. Pleale
contrct R.r4er Vem Prlllt @ M4TI &n
- WILLTRADE: tfVllltrade firearmsfor GanadianSlh€r Dolla|l. Lookingfor old onel,
priliculedy 194E.Ple.lo contect RengorJemny Grlole @ 250477{46.
- E9S[E:
Rfitl lirc3 on rlrnc clw rarc Ford hub
I haveHo nw HankookP215I?O
capo. They[t oHer Ford Retger. Asklng 3150.m F|RI |ort|e peir. P'basecont ctRrngpr
TornRunnalb on ny cell * 250{3.1€150.
- FORSALE: A'Rhino stngef sub-gaugetrbe aet for 12 gaugeskeet gum clw choke
trUea Or ftO, ZOanO20 $uge. $000f,rm. Ple.$ cont ct RengerVem P.rott @ 250lfn-
%u.
JlISL!9IE:
- The SVIRFiahlngDerbyb scheduledfor July tltl| this year and Rangertark Hoenen
-strg' (ggntldnen onlyf went TiGlstD.|l
lr oryanlzingthb yeefs derby. Al utu.l tfib b a
per rod and the tickets atr cuncnfly availableftromtad( at any of our
prlcsa at OSO.OO
to book yollr tclretr.
rneednp or you can l3ech him by phoneet 250-EEO.0I56
irpcomtng
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- Jirt anottier reminOerto the membergthat to acces8tfte memberssoction of the
grgbsib $e utotnrme b 'membef end the percword b'3030'. We elro needromeone het
hagsome bacic compubr skllb to take over ihe updafng of the ctub webclb Infiormation.lf
you c.n nep out witr O|etbk pb.!e codact RengerJ|n| Whyb g 25047E6787.
.,... and hg+learc this monf&,s hutnour sufuttisions
.... wit
my sirrccita
t arrrsto evqyboty fratsends tlwn to mel
A business had telocatsd acroasbwn and one of lhe wney's ftiends sentf,owers fur
tfre occerbn. But whon tlre owner rrd the cerd nyidrtre Oorcrs' lt gaH, "R€at In Peacao.
makea complaint
The ownerwas a bit upcet about tfre ei"or and called lhe fiorist to'Sit,
I'm lloallylorly tol
id,
fro]i3t
t
t|e
Afur he h.d bH d|o [orbt $out the obvio$ mbbko,
tre mktake, but ralfterthan getdngangry,you rhould lmaginettis. Somewherethere lg a
tunenl tNklngplacebdey, and ttny heveflowetl uflt a nob.aying, "Collgr.tlLt|gn on youl
new locatonl'
A guy b walking alorrga beechwhen hs comec aqo8. a lemp perthlly buded in the
sald. ]lo pictr up llre hmp .nd givel lt a rub. A hrge gpnb appearsout ot fie bo[te and
'l
bltr hlm he ha! beengrantedone wbh. The guy $lnb ior a momentand says, wrnt b llw
forevcr."
-Sony,'reld llre genie,'l'm notallowodb grentebmel lib-'
'OK then I wantb diel"
The gonb wer tonelf,hst takenabrck .nd obrenred the guy a litlle mom clcely
.l want to die after an l{DP govemmentbalancecllre budgetand ellmlnatesthe debt'You Gr.fti liEs b.ltrld ..."
The genlc rtemd at him . seoondor uo $3n s.H,
ra'.aaa**a+r'.
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t..a*aaaaaa
ten .ll ruch deeotfiinlterr
I rnwed tlre lawn bday, and afur doing so I sat dwn and had a cold beer. The day
feclllffid some deept|rinldng. Iy s'tb w.llred by and
was rully quib beiltttul, rnd ltre drlnk'no0ring',
Nowthe rEalon I sald 'no0rlng' ingbed of
askertnreurftatI wag dolng, and I said
'lhankingebout whefif. At ft.t
..ylng Turt ftlnktrng' lo b€c.u$ sh. then rculd haveeckod
polnt I would havehad b explalnto her that men elu Yerydeepthinkers ebout e varlefy of
difttlnt topica, ufiich wuld h.ve ru3t b.d b mon qucton3 on her p||t
Finally I pondercdan age old quetion: "b gMng blrilr molp paintul tftan gettng kicked
gMng blfi b wry motl pelntul Onn a guy gOttng
In Or nuir? lvomen .lweF mlnt ln thrt
'knqrf?
Well, afur anodrerbggr, and rome mone
klcked in the nuts, but hw could lhsy
heavt deducliyettlnking, I hevocomg up witfr en alrwor to lfrat quedion. 6ttng kickedin
tre n-gtsb d€finibly more painful than havinga hby, and evenlhough I obviouslycouldn't
rcelly *knof, he|l b ll|e recon fiormy concluslon.
I ihink ft might be nice io
A ynar or so afrer glvlng blrtr, a womanwill often say, "Honey,
'You
l$1gwlloney, I lhlnk I
naw endtrer Uaby.' On Ureottrsr h.nd, you neverho.r.guy 3.y'
(fie
nuts.'
would like anofrrerklck in
I nct my ere. ilfl
ha|nmock...
| fiant ib tme br.not|er
beer,.nd tl|3n nayD3a mp in tlr
The CIAwac rucruitng nw ascasains. Afisr all the backgrcundcheckg,iniervlet! and
bstng Ue13d6ne,ilrg;r mll $t€a fmlhils, two tnen lnd a wonnn. For Oreirfinel b!t' $e
CIA agcnts took one of ilre men to a large metaldoor and handedhim a gun.
Ve mu3t l$til $at you fifl no[fl you] lmfiuclio|l3 no n|.tbr wlret fte clrcunsilrncc.
lrcide tbe rcom you wlll find yourwife cittng in a chair. Klll her.'
The men s.id, *You c.nt be terious. I could nwerrhoot my wlb.'
The agent said, -Then you ar€not the right man for this iob. Takeyour wift and go
horne.'
the
The secondmen wrasgiven tre sameinsftuctorp. He took t|re gun and wnt into
*l
room. All w* quiet for aborlt frvo minuba The men cameout wlth ba6 in hb eyec. tied,
but I juat can't kill my wlie.'
Tha agent3eial,nfqr dont lrelvewh.t tt t l(.t so tlke your wlb end go home.'
Flnally,lt wes tte woman'ctml. Shewas given the sameinstructions to kill her
h6!1nd. Shelgof fte gun end wnt lnb ttre ruom. Shob w91t he.ld' 01 rfuI anoflpr'
lhen lcrraming, crashing,and bangingon tre wallc. Afur a feYvminuba, all war quiet The
door openedtlwly and ttpn rbod llre woman,wiplng tuertfrdtl hof blw.
.The gun wa lo.ded wifi blanla," rhe taid. "so I had b kill hlm wi$ tlre cheir."
Wtrtlereadlngan artcle last nlght about faffiel! and 3ons, memorleecameflooding
beck to Oratmo I toolr rry son out ior hi! fr|tt ptnl Oft re went b our loc.l pub only tuo
blocla ftom the coilage.
I got hlm . GulnneEs.He didnt llk lt co I dnnt tt Then I gpt hlm e Killtennfs' but he
didnt fi[e that elther,go I drank lt Finally,I ihought he might like rome Harp Lager? He
dldn.t so I dnnk it I thougm rmyDohe'd llke ndrLkey be&r $en beer so we tded e
Jameson's- Nopet In deeperation,I had him try $at rare Redbrcagt lreland'gfinest He
muldnteven lmall td Wlnt could I do btttdtink lt
By lhe time I realizedheiu3t didn't like to drink t was so drunk I couldhardlypush his
etrolbrlinck homel
Thb morolng t wee rlting on e bemh nertb e homebla men wlren he s.u: "lst
week,I still poesesEsdit allt A hlghly trained ehef cooked all of my mealr, my noornwas
lhrdarpofovermyhord,unlimibd
cfeeneOlorine,rndmyclodraEwerawestrert&prrcsed.
pool
day, had a huge llbrary, and
wery
gym
to
ihe
and
W, t ff m"-ei acc€;, I went b the
bok sevenl UnivecitY coutt6.I askedhim,'sowlrathappenedtoyou? Drugs,Alcohol,a Dlvotce?
'No ... I finbhed my 3ontenoe.|ld got out of ptftlon ..."
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The lndLnE on a frr Nortrem |lcerve sked thclr nil chbf if tte comlng wlnbr wer
going b be cold or mild. Since he wac a chlef in a modemsoclety, he had nwer beentaught
irs ofOrecretr. Whenhe loolted et llr slry, lp couldnt bll s'het $o wlnbr w* gdry to bc
llke.
llel,9rtrst€.a, b bo on O|e!|ft tEe, he bld hb tibe $.t O|9w||lbr Un3 Indeedgoittg
to be cold and that tre member: of tre village should colhct firowood to be prepand. Bttt
teirrg.piactcrllo.der,a|blcewialtLys,hegotanadoe. HemntdontnbO|oplrcnoboo0l,
'ts
calfi de EnvironmentCanadaWeatherSewiceand asked, tfie comingwintergoingb
b.coE"
'lt lookg ltke lhb winbr b going to be quib cold,' Oremeborologlsilat tlrs weatpr
$rvice Fapondod.
So tfie chief went back !o hb psople and bld them b collsct eren morc fircwood in
oderb bewell P|DP.lld.
'Doesit !frll
I week laier, he called ltre EnvironmentGanadaWeatrer Serviceagain.
look llke itb goangto be a vetycold winbr?
'ifs going to be a very, vely cold
Ves,. de min at OreWeitrer Serviceagain replied,
wlnbr.'
The chief againwent back to hb peoph and orderedthem to collect ewly scraP
tlre chlet c.lled fte
of fiwood they coutd find. Two w€ets lebr, 'Atu
you aboolubly sur€ifnt the winter b golng
ErwironrnentGinada Wbafrer Sewice again.
b beverycold?
.Aisolubly,'lfte manreplied. 'lf,s tookingmort and morelike itis goingto be oneof
lhe coldcotwinbrl woVe wlr!oon.'
l{ow can you be eo surc? Orechiefasksd'
Theuo.lprmrn 13plbd,'Becarso we\n beenmonlbdng tlr ritretion rld tfie IndLm
ere oolbcting e shitloed of fircwoodl'
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bumper.'
Her Dadlaid, Tfou bll your boy'ftriendtrat if he opens your bonnetand trlec to chsck
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The lady wltfr tlre Ghlhuahuasaid, aVe cant go in there. We\re got our dogs wi(h us.'
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put on a palr of da*
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ihe *oman with ttre lloberman sald, ryou don't undergtand.Thie is my seeing'eyedog.'
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