Memphis University School Basketball Homecoming 2016

Memphis University School
February 5, 2016
Natalie Magness
The Owl’s Hoot
Kaitlin Fields
Volume LX
Elizabeth Owen
Basketball Homecoming 2016
Rachel Woodman
Julia Counce
Anne Carter Lake
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The Owl’s Hoot
Kaitlin Fields
Chinese, French,
Latin, or Spanish, and
why?
Chinese, because I
attempted to learn it
for 5 years
What extracurricular activities do you do?
Soccer, cheering on the MUS basketball team, and running track
What is your favorite
Five Guys menu item?
The Peanuts
If you were a bird of prey, which would you be and why?
An Owl, of course!
Acronym for your
name?
Krystal’s
Applebee’s
In-N-Out Burger
Taco Bell
Long John Silver’s
IHOP
Newk’s
What is your favorite
Memphis charity, and
what do you do to
support it?
KIPP Tutoring Center,
because I love playing
with the kids and
helping them with
their homework
Favorite subject and least favorite subject- Why?
Favorite subject: Physics
Least favorite subject: History
Wang’s Mandarin House or PF Chang’s? Why?
PF Chang’s, because it is .1 miles closer to MUS
Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election? Why?
Tom Fowlkes for President round 2
If you could be a new superhero, what would be your superpower and
your weakness?
My superpower would be the ability to fly, and my weakness would be
constantly falling asleep
Gym lot, West lot, or Library lot? Why?
Whichever lot I won’t get egged in
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
I’m going to add watching Big Bang Theory to my to-do list
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
Hermione Granger, because I want to be a wizard
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see
play the lead role?
Rebel Wilson
Most embarrassing moment?
My first week of driving, I hit a mailbox and my side mirror flew off
Describe your life with a TV show title.
Little People Big World
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player?
Mac McArtor
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
I convinced myself to run a half marathon without training
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Caitlin Jenner
What is the least funny joke you know?
Any joke Brett Silver tells
Describe yourself in 3 words.
Where’s the food?
Favorite fun fact about yourself.
My friends think I have a tapeworm because I’m always hungry
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
Honestly, everything!
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
That’s for me to know and you to find out :)
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to study?
I’ll be that girl who decides on April 30th, but I want to be a doctor.
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
University of Georgia #GoDawgs
What is your favorite book and why?
Parker’s Poetry
What question did you want us to ask and what’s the answer?
What is the craziest thing you would do to win homecoming?
I would run for queen a third time
When you play Monopoly, which player piece do you choose and why?
The thimble every time.
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be?
Patton Orr, because I want to see what it’s like to be brilliant
Why should the MUS student body vote for you for Basketball
Homecoming Queen?
Because I’m a turkey and y’all are owls, so we’re a match made in bird
heaven
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February 5, 2016
Natalie Magness
Chinese, French,
Latin, or Spanish
and why?
English
What is your
favorite Five Guys
menu item?
Burger?
Acronym for your
name?
N-Noodles
A-Almond
T-Tator Tots
A-Avocado
L-Lemon
I-Ice Cream
E-English Muffins
What is your
favorite Memphis
charity, and what
do you do to
support it?
I host a service
project at the
Exceptional
Foundation along
with Anne Carter
and Grace Garrott,
and they do great
things for people
with disabilities
Most embarrassing moment?
Half of my life
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be and
why?
Patton Orr, he seems to have his life together
What extracurricular activities do you do?
Lacrosse, Football cheer, and spend every waking moment driving
my brother to seventh grade social events
Favorite subject and least favorite subject? Why?
Favorite-Engineering: cause it’ll help me with my career as a
aerospace engineer
Least-Math:no need for an explanation
If you were a bird of prey, which would you be and why?
An owl, obviously
Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election? Why?
Fallon, Timberlake ‘16
Gym lot, West lot, or Library lot? Why?
Gym lot, because I don’t like getting egged
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
“I don’t believe in the Big Bang Theory”-Elizabeth Owen
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
Chewbacca *cue Swep’s impression of Chewbacca*
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to
see play the lead role?
Jeanette Mccurdy
Describe your life with a TV show title.
True Life: Victim of Blonde Jokes Part II
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
My whole life
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player? Rudy Gay
What is the least funny joke you know?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange you glad I didn’t bring this joke
up?
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Amy Schumer
Favorite fun fact about yourself.
I can quote every line of Elf
Democrat or Republican? Why?
Feminist?
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
Spend it
Describe yourself in 3 words
Strong, Confident...Hutchison
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
Pony up
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
Seeing David Watkins
What question did you want us to ask, and what’s the answer?
If you could be any MUS Teacher who would you be?
Mr. Large
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to
study?
I’m going to SMU and planning to be an aerospace engineer!
What is your favorite movie and why?
Elf...I can quote the whole thing
When you play Monopoly, which player piece do you choose and
why?
Anything but the cat
Folk’s Folly, Ruth’s Chris, Flemings, or Capital Grill?
I barely ever go to any of these
Why should the MUS student body vote for you for Basketball
Homecoming Queen?
I think I have Mr. Large’s vote
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The Owl’s Hoot
Elizabeth Owen
Chinese,
French, Latin,
or Spanish and
why?
English-Americans do
it best
What is your
favorite Five
Guys menu
item?
All five of the
guys
Acronym for
your name?
E
Liz
Is
Zealous
About
Bacon
Especially
That’s fresh and
Hot
When you play Monopoly which player piece do you choose and
why?
Sack of money
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be?
Chris Roberts, because I’ve always wanted to be a narc
What extracurricular activities do you do?
Hutch Lax #6peat, Student Life #buycookiedough #StingFling2016,
Avid Netflix watcher
Favorite subject and least favorite subject- why?
Fav: AP Bio because our teacher is a genius
Least fav: Spanish. It would be easier if we all spoke English
If you were a bird of prey which would you be and why?
No doubt an eagle. Merica
Wang’s Mandarin House or PF, Chang’s? Why?
PF Chang’s… how is this even a question?
Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election? Why?
Trump. Follow Katie, Olivia, and me on twitter: @trump_them_all
Gym lot, West lot, or Library lot? Why?
Gym lot. I like to watch boys coming out of the weight room ;)
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
I don’t believe in the Big Bang Theory
What is your favorite Memphis charity, and what do you do to
support it?
Streets Ministries—designed and painted murals in their community
and hosted empowerment camps for 5th-6th grade girls
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
Meredith Grey, so I can be with Dr. McDreamy
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to
see play the lead role?
Ronda Rousey
Most embarrassing moment.
What do I do that’s not embarrassing?
Describe your life with a TV show title.
Law & Order: Victims of Elizabeth Owen Unit
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player?
The Grind Father
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
Using energy to answer these questions honestly
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Queen Elizabeth… I think we might have a lot in common
What is the least funny joke you know?
Any joke Grace Garrott tells
Democrat or Republican? Why?
Republican
Favorite fun fact about yourself.
I squat 345
Describe yourself in three words.
Bacon, steak, chicken tenders
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
Buy Kanakuk Kamps
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
David Watkins’ signature bird dance
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
Fav: UGA—the only one I applied to
Least Fav: A&M—why is it even in the SEC?
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to
study?
I’ve decided not to attend and to instead take my athletic talents to
the next level in the WNBA
What is your favorite movie and why?
A Time to Kill… watch it and you’ll know why
What question did you want us to ask, and what’s the answer?
Who would you like to punch in the face? Parker Sexton
Folk’s Folly, Ruth’s Chris, Flemings, or Capital Grill?
Whichever will give me the biggest steak
Why should the MUS student body vote for you for Basketball
Homecoming Queen?
Because they can’t vote me Basketball Homecoming King
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February 5, 2016
Julia Counce
Chinese, French, Latin,
or Spanish and why?
American
What is your favorite
Five Guys menu item?
Hueys, Choose 901
Acronym for your
name?
Jamaicans
Use
Love
In
America
What is your favorite
Memphis charity, and
what do you do to
support it?
Creative Life
Incorporated, giving
children the education
they deserve
What extracurricular activities do you do?
Try to live up to my brothers’ ACT score
Favorite subject and least favorite subject-why?
Favorite-Math: yours would be too if your dad was a math teacher
Least favorite-History: too much memorization
If you were a bird of prey, which would you be and why?
An owl, duh
Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election? Why?
Let’s make America great again
If you could be a new superhero, what would be your superpower and
your weakness?
All I know is my weakness would be Las D queso
Gym lot, West lot, or Library lot? Why?
Wherever my car doesn’t get egged
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
Sheldon-I feel like I’m the only one on this court who watches the
show
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
Caillou
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to
see play the lead role?
Amy Poehler
Describe your life with a TV show title.
My Date with the Disciplinarians’ daughter
Most embarrassing moment?
https://twitter.com/lellie_e/status/641824762830917632
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
Free fall 50 feet
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player?
Mike Conley (11 is my favorite number)
What is the least funny joke you know?
I don’t know any other kinds of jokes
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Oprah
Favorite fun fact about yourself.
I’m legally blind
Democrat or Republican? Why?
Republican?
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
Travel the world with my closest friends
Describe yourself in 3 words.
Calm, cool, collected
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
Arkansas-you get to call the hogs. Woo Pig Sooie
Mississippi State-Ole Miss wannabe
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
You’re a wizard Harry
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to
study?
U of A hoops all the way
What is your favorite movie and why?
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. If you’re not first,
you’re last
When you play Monopoly, which player piece do you choose and why?
The dog-really original I know
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be?
That’s easy, Tom
What question did you want us to ask, and what’s the answer?
Salsa, Queso, or Guac? Queso.
Folk’s Folly, Ruth’s Chris, Flemings, or Capital Grill?
Ask the other girls, I wouldn’t know
Why should the MUS student body vote for you for Basketball
Homecoming Queen?
Because I’ll tell my dad to give you an A in his classes and quit getting
you in trouble
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The Owl’s Hoot
Rachel Woodman
Chinese, French, Latin, or
Spanish and why?
Well I’d say Hebrew but
that’s not an option. So
Spanish because I’ve been
taking it since 5th grade
What extracurricular activities do you do?
Hang with Elizabeth
What is your favorite Five
Guys menu item?
Cheeseburger plain with
nothing on it
If you were a bird of prey, which would you be and why?
Bald eagle because ‘Merica
Acronym for your name?
Red
Aqua
Clear
Hot Pink
Emerald
Lavender
What is your favorite
Memphis charity, and what
do you do to support it?
Memphis Humane Society.
I love going and playing
with the animals
grade- so dumb. (He didn’t know either)
Most embarrassing
moment?
I totally asked Jack Skahan
where the University of
North Carolina was in 7th
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player?
I actually have an obsession with the Grizzlies, but at the moment I’d
say Mario Chalmers. I’ll always love Zbo the most though!!
Favorite subject and least favorite subject- why?
My favorite subject is math because I’m good at it, and my least
favorite subject is history because I hate it
Wang’s Mandarin House or PF Chang’s? Why?
PF Chang’s- honey chicken!!
Who are you voting for in the next presidential election why?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
If you could be a new superhero, what would be your superpower and
your weakness?
My superpower would be invisibility and my weakness would be
running
Gym lot, West lot, or Library lot? Why?
Gym lot- I feel like you can get everywhere easily by walking when
your car is parked there.
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
Sheldon, he cracks me up
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
Hermione Granger
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to
see play the lead role?
Mila Kunis
Describe yourself with a TV show title.
Saved by the Bell
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Pocahontas, I like the name Pocahontas
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
Being friends with Natalie Magness
Democrat or Republican? Why?
I’m a conservative because I believe in actual hard work and less
government intervention in our lives.
What is the least funny joke you know?
Any joke Julia Counce tells
Describe yourself in 3 words.
Laugh Out Loud
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
David Watkins
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to
study?
University of Alabama, and I’m studying finance
What is your favorite movie and why?
21 Jumpstreet- it’s so funny
When you play Monopoly, which player piece do you choose and why?
Always the wheelbarrow, I never lose when I use it
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be?
Billy Dunavant- I feel like it wouldn’t be THAT much different
Favorite fun fact about yourself?
I still use my 4th grade email- [email protected] hmu
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
Spend it
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
Fave- Bama, ROLL TIDE!!!
Least fave- I would say Auburn because they’re rivals, but it’s
awkward because I was set on going there about 4 months ago.
What question did you want us to ask and what’s the answer?
What MUS senior would you want to punch in the face and why?
Trammel Robinson- he thinks he’s funny, but he’s really not
Folk’s Folly, Ruth’s Chris, Flemings, or Capital Grill?
Capitol Grill
Why should the MUS student body vote for you for Basketball
Homecoming Queen?
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February 5, 2016
Anne Carter Lake
Chinese,
French, Latin,
or Spanish
and why?
Latin. Carpe
Diem.
When you play Monopoly, which player piece do you choose and why?
I don’t play monopoly, but I can beat any of you in Dungeons and
Dragons
What is your
favorite Five
Guys menu
item?
Free peanuts!
What extracurricular activities do you do?
I play soccer, cheer for MUS basketball, run track, and harass my
dogs.
Acronym for
your name?
Anterior
Cruciate
Ligament
What is your
favorite
Memphis
charity, and
what do you
do to support
it?
LeBonhuer
Children’s
Hospital- I’m
president of
a non-profit,
volunteer organization that supports the hospital and its patients
by making crafts, preparing meals for families, and donating toys to
children undergoing surgery.
Most embarrassing moment?
I was sledding with Elizabeth, Parker, and Billy when I fell off the
sled and tumbled down the hill only to find that my pants had ripped
completely open. Talk about a full moon.
Who is your favorite Memphis Grizzlies basketball player?
Courtney Lee because he waved at me once after years of my trying to
get his attention
Who is your favorite female historical figure and why?
Patsy Detroit.
Democrat or Republican? Why?
Republican because I like being right.
Describe yourself in 3 words.
I asked my dad to answer this question and he said “passionate,
frustrating, and lovable”. I asked my brother and he said “big dumb
weirdo”.
What makes you laugh uncontrollably?
My dog wearing socks. Or those Elf Yourself things hahahaha
Where do you plan on attending college, and what do you want to
study?
University of Mississippi, and I’m thinking about Pharmacy
What is your favorite movie and why?
Remember the Titans and Elf. There’s no in between.
If you had to be an MUS senior for one day, who would you be?
Mac McArtor, because he has really nice hair.
Favorite subject and least favorite subject- why?
Favorite subject: AP Bio because I dropped it after the first week
Least favorite subject: AP Bio because I dropped it after the first
week.
If you were a bird of prey, which would you be and why?
Why is this a question?
Wang’s Mandarin House or PF Chang’s? Why?
PF Changs, because it makes the entire street of Ridgeway smell of a
nice Asian fragrance.
Who are you voting for in the next Presidential election? Why?
Anyone but Hillary
If you could be a new superhero, what would be your superpower and
your weakness?
Superpower: No weaknesses
Weakness: N/A
Gym lot, West lot, or Library Lot? Why?
Whichever requires least amount of walking
Who is your favorite character on Big Bang Theory? Why?
Raj
If you could be any character in fiction, who would you be?
I’m really torn between Harry Potter himself or the girl he ends up
marrying (Ginny Weasley). It’s a win-win situation.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to
see play the lead role?
Will Farrell
Describe your life with a TV show title.
Agent Carter
What is the most energetic thing you’ve ever done?
Anything involving Natalie Magness
What is the least funny joke you know?
“St. Mary’s girls become doctors, Hutchison girls marry them.”
Favorite fun fact about yourself.
I’m an avid ukulele player :P
What would you do with $5,000,000 in cash?
Buy CBHS a bigger gym
What is your favorite SEC school and why? Least favorite and why?
Ole Miss for obvious reasons. Mississippi State for obvious reasons.
What question did you want us to ask, and what’s the answer?
Q: “What MUS senior would you punch in the face?”
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